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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hey everyone!! My name is Liz and I love Harry Potter and Twilight.

I have read all of the Harry Potter and Twilight books =)

I love the wolves, I find them interesting. If you like them too, check out my community! http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Werewolves/56921/

I have an awesome beta, who is also a great writer, I really reccomend her stories! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1512018/Auphora66

--Pairings that I love:--

--Harry Potter--

Mostly anyone with Hermione ( I especially like the twins)

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Luna

--Twilight--

Edward/Bella (cant have it any other way!!)

Quill/Claire

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Conversation by MambaBum reviews
It was the beginning of the year when a redhead, a broom and 20 bludgers came soaring into Hermione's bedroom. Takes place after fourth year post Voldemort's defeat. Pranking, love, betrayal, memory loss. Romance/Drama/Humour. R&R HermioneFred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,655 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Fred W.
The Half Life by L.B.Dreamer5914 reviews
Quil Ateara made his choice a long time ago, fifteen years ago to be exact. Now she's back, the girl he loved enough to let go. Question is: does he have the strength to do it all again? First Fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,128 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Delicate by SaoirseAngel reviews
Harry is sick and tired of always being kept in the dark, of being lied to, and of being protected. He's had enough and he's going to take control of his life. Takes place at the summer before sixth year. HHR. Slight HBP spoilers. Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 378,520 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Vampire Academy: Bite Me by Lauz1 reviews
Rose is supposed to be undergoing the trials but her life keeps getting in the way, her best friend Lissa has been kidnapped, her mentor and love Dimitri is still dueling between his duty and his love for her and then there's everything else...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,037 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
Stolen by Elsie girl reviews
She pretends to love him for the Order. He pretends to love her for the Dark Lord. Have they deceived everyone, or only themselves? "Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before." Mignon McLaughlin. Thank you so much for the support. Please read and review. Complete Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 217,829 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unpredictable by theothertwin reviews
Girls were always cold. Fortunately, there was plenty of Fred to go around. Or there used to be, before Hermione. Nowadays, there was just enough of him for her, so long as she'd make up her mind about if she wanted that or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G.
The Moonlight Glares by Liza Lew reviews
One fateful morning, Hermione Granger finds out she is adopted. The result is a whirlwind of events, an introduction into a sparkling pureblood society, and the discovery of a family and a friendship she never though she'd have. Post OoTP. HG/DM. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,065 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dragon's Lament by RomanticlyXTragic reviews
With a sudden Death eater attack on the Weasley house, Charlie finds himself and Hermione living together. Will they realize what's in front of them before its to late? Or will fate tear them apart as time runs out? FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,741 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
The difference between you and me by lemon and strawberries reviews
A marriage law requires Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger to get married. It doesn't say anything about love. But what if the impossible becomes possible? Can these two enemies fall in love against everyone else? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
Professor Of Love by MagicalxMinx reviews
“Just admit it would you? It’s absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. You. Like. My. Brother.” Ginny said accusingly, though a large grin on her face. Ginny Weasley was an evil betrayer of truth and friendship. For Ginny Weasley, had read Hermione’s diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Quil Ateara and the Impossible Claire by sockyferret reviews
In her senior year of high school, Claire is realizing she may have more feelings for Quil than just brotherly love. From Claire's POV. Rated T for language, some sexuality, and excessive use of sarcasm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
Galbatorix's Daughter by MenacingFlower reviews
What if Galbatorix had a daughter but she was in our world until she turned 16. How would this affect Eragon and his future? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story. okay, I own some of them, but not all of them.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 56,854 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009
Unattractive by Auphora66 reviews
Discontinued. See profile for rewrite, titled Color and All. Paul has the worst control out of the pack. That control gets put to the test when he imprints on a girl that wants to give him hell. PaulxOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Paul - Complete
Tears of Joy and Remorse by Auphora66 reviews
Leah: Sadly, imprinting magic has side effects, such as loss of judgment, lustful thoughts, watery eyes -dripping may occur-, chest pains, dizziness, and headaches. For more information,contact Taha Aki -the spirit that no one will believe you’ve ever met
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,526 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Leah
The Average Werewolf by Auphora66 reviews
Collin is content with his life as a werewolf, but he's soon going to have to deal with more than he ever imagined! Imprint story. CollinxOC. NOT YOUR AVERAGE STORY! READ PAST CHAPTER 1, PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,407 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Collin
Enigmatical by wired2damoon reviews
As I stared up into his beautiful hazel eyes, I did the first thing that came to mind, not even stopping for one second to think of how incredibly, one hundred per cent, utterly stupid it was. I kissed him. QuilxClaire, JacobxNessie, EmbryxOC. Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,141 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Misimprint by Julieanne-Arc reviews
Claire never knew much about her mom's family, let alone imprinting. Hearing voices and having strange dreams leads her on a serendipitous path to La Push, finding answers to questions she had never even asked herself. Claire & Quil.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,922 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6678 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Setting Dusk by CuriosityRedux reviews
Graduation has finally arrived, and for Bella, life as a vampire isn't as carefree as she expected. With a pack of angry werewolves, a vengeful vampire, and a mysterious bout of fainting spells haunting her, what's a girl to do but turn to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,095 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007
Thin Skin by heliophobia reviews
Paul’s childhood rival is back in La Push!But what happens when he imprints on her?He tries to break the bond but who is he kidding?It’s more than just puppy love!Paige is choking down her secret while Paul is choking down his.How will they stand each oth
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,854 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
Nightmares by Amelia Bedelia reviews
After Claire is exposed to the truth behind the wolves' existence in La Push - to hunt down vampires - she returns home and has a horrible nightmare. When she wakes up, it's only to find a certain someone sneaking into her bedroom. Quil/Claire One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
A Year With Quil and Claire by genies9 reviews
A series of drabbles set over the course of a year in Quil and Claire's life. A sequel of sorts to The Experiment, though it's not required reading. Set nine months after that story ends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,809 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Quil Jr., Claire
Belated Birthdays by Kapperz1212 reviews
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever.- The Notebook. QxC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,168 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Against the Pull of Gravity by Rosybud reviews
Quil has always been there for Claire. He's her best friend, her protector, and though she believes it's impossible, she wants more. But in a world where legends are real, the path to true love is not easy — even when it's destined. Quil/Claire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,576 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Visible Dawn by Vampire Crayons reviews
When you cant wait for Breaking Dawn... My version.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,281 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
Becoming a monster by pink champagne218 reviews
He was an angry werewolf, but she loved him anyway. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,870 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Paul - Complete
Slapjack by Amelia Bedelia reviews
While playing a friendly game of slapjack, Claire and Quil are interrupted by Embry's important announcement - something that takes Claire and Quil's relationship to a whole new level. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Eternity by Naladia reviews
This story is now most likely on permanent hiatus. I am now a college student and unfortunately don't have the time to write. I might revisit the story one day though. Feel free to read the chapters that are already up. Post-Eclipse BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,152 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Easy to Love by unorthodox yo-yo reviews
Oneshot. Claire finds out why Quil is the best friend any nine year old girl could ask for.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
What a Girl Wants by carconee reviews
What will happen when Claire starts to have feelings for Quil ? How will she get him to tell her his feelings? As her plan unfolds she will find her answer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
A Lasting Impression by Start-a-Riot reviews
When Cara moves to La Push, she knows there's only a matter of time before someone finds out her secret. What she doesn't know is that she's not the only one. And that sometimes, your first impression is all that matters. JxC.oc. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,131 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
My Enemy, Friend, Husband, Death Eater, Lover, Git by MambaBum reviews
Marriage Law forces unlikely couples together, and hey maybe oppsites do attract afterall. But what if Hermione has to pay a higher price then her free will and become an undercover Death Eater? Distopian world - R&R please! HerDra
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Special Words Spoken Or Typed by Dreamer of All reviews
Claire has always loved Quil, ever since she found out his secret. The problem is that he could never feel the same...could he!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
MrsHermione Fredrick Weasley by LadyGlory reviews
Marriage Law. Hermione's marrying Fred in 1 month. Sparks are flying as Fred charms his way into Hermiones life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
Edward and Bella by xxtwilight reviews
My version of Breaking Dawn. Takes place after Eclipse. Edward finds an different way to stay with Bella forever, without changing her into a vampire. Rated T just in case. My first fanfic, R&R please. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Call of the Wolf by heliophobia reviews
Embry Call never thought that he'd imprint.One day he finds a girl who is almost ran over by a truck.Would this girl be his imprint?The usual feelings R different than the normal imprints.& would he ever get a feeling that he really belongs in La Push?R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Happiness and Pain by xxRosesxx reviews
This story is set directly after Eclipse and it will continue past Bella's transformation. Hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Edwards Eclipse by xxRosesxx reviews
This is set during Eclipse, but from Edwards POV. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Laws of Engagement by Merlin's Mistress reviews
After the war, the ministry issues the Marriage Law. When Hermione gets a letter saying she has to marry Malfoy if she doesn't find someone, who will she turn to? Loosely based on the M Law fics. FWHG. ABANDONED, UP FOR ADOPTION SO JUST PM ME
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Quil and Claire by Romeo's Juliette reviews
They have lived most of their lives loving eachother..But it's only until now that they're falling IN love..Claire is turning 16, it's time for Quil to unleash his secrets, but after that..what happens? R&R :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007
If Only He Had The Chance by sellthelie reviews
FredHermione: He had had his chance, and he'd done nothing. It was really his own fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Wedding Blues by Friendorfoesnape reviews
Draco Malfoy is in the process of what he thinks is the end of his bachelor status. Unfortunately he hires a wedding planner who he might like a little bit more then his future wife.HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dress Code Violation by Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Playing Jenga with the Cullens by Rissohma reviews
Part 1: Emmett decides that a game of Jenga to heal all of the problems in the CullenHale house. Part 2: Emmett chances upon a new game to unite the family. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Numb by heart.pandora reviews
Hermione overhears Fred and George talking and is hurt. What happens when she starts avoiding them and their family?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Shop Girl by sellthelie reviews
They need help, she needs a job. Perfect match. Almost. FredHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Regrets by 9siriusgirl9 reviews
DH spoilers. After Fred's death George thinks about what he would regret if he died. GWHG Light T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Name Generator by Rissohma reviews
Bella finds a name generator online and find's different hilarious versions of Edward's name. Jedi, Pokemon, etc. Humor One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Experiment by genies9 reviews
[QuilxClaire] Quil imprinted on Claire when she was 2. But what if their relationship didn't go quite as planned? And how will their friendship be put to the test when Claire's life is endangered?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
High School Hell by ronandhermy reviews
Have you ever had one of those days where you kinda wished Superman was around to spin the earth around so you could start all over again? Claire seems to have more then her fair share of those days. Thank goodness for Quil.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2007
9, 3, 1 by atruwriter reviews
The nine Weasleys that love Hermione, the three that wanted more, and the one that vowed forever. [Sequel to 'Just In Case']
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/27/2007 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter Of Anger And Control Issues by Dandelion Dreamer reviews
Genevieve isn't the most pleasant person. But, then again, neither is Paul. What happens when the two most seemingly difficult people are meant to be together? [Otherwise known as my take on imprinting.]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007
One Hundred Years of Snow by attica reviews
I wonder if you know what forever feels like, Bella. You don't. Not like I do. Bedward. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Just Because by hpdork22 reviews
My take on the marriage law, a FreMione tale. When a ghost of the past throws them together, just because, how will they cope? Are they too different? What will everyone else think? ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Learning to Live by Tabba reviews
Picks up from the last chapter of Deathly Hallows. What is Harry to do after Voldemort has fallen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Quidditch Practice by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
Hermione absolutely hates flying. So when she goes to watch Harry at Quidditch practice and Harry pulls her on his broom, will catastrophie ensue? Or will it be the best thing that ever happen to her? HHr. Oneshot. Takes place in 2nd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Prank You Because I Love You by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
Fred and George play a Valentine's Day prank on Hermione. For her, it's the last straw. But how far will one of the twins go to win back her trust? FredHermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Map of the Heart by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
Hermione stole the Marauders' Map from Harry. She spots Fred Weasley on the map and decides to go find him. Little does she know, Fred is harboring a secret. One that could change Hermione forever. FredHermione. Oneshot. Takes place during 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dementor Dreams by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
Harry's worrying about Dementors and a scream. Hermione finds him and tries to comfort him. Takes place during third year. HHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Discreet Observation by screaming-poetically reviews
Unlike Ron’s insinuations, Hermione doesn’t ogle, she discreetly observes. FWHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Accepting You by WintersEmpire reviews
A marriage law was passed, forcing Hermione into an arranged marriage. Now she must deal with her new husband, but how can she when all they do is argue? Can they sort out their feelings before it's too late? HrxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,638 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
The Experimental Arranged Marriage by vicadoodis reviews
Wedding preparations made everyone else think about marriage... but why does Charlie think arranged marriages are better? How can they test it? And why does Fleur hate Hermione? Who else has a grudge against her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
The First Taste by Kapperz1212 reviews
I forcedly contained the monster and, as gently as possible, lifted her hand to my mouth...“Edward, we have some bad news…”...You’re the type of monster she had nightmares of when she was little....Dive in. Grab me. Help me. Save me...R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,594 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Law by Luisa Weasley20 reviews
The marriage law has passed, and Hermione finds herself with a slight problem. Luckily, one of the Weasley boys is there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
The Bodyguard by Caramela reviews
HHr. Hermione acquires a 'friend' for the summer in the form of a very intelligent panther. With rather startling green eyes, and personality quirks that remind her of her best friend Harry... Set during the summer of sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Some New Changes by Luisa Weasley20 reviews
After having a late night conversation with a Weasley twin, Hermione decides that some things have got to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - George W., Hermione G.
Memories of the Heart by Misha reviews
In her seventh year, Hermione find a box of stuff left by Lily Evans and uncovers the secrets of Lily's years at Hogwarts. As she discovers the truth about Lily's secret romance, she becomes aware of her own true desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,681 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Lily Evans P., Hermione G.
The Prediction by Pannikittypiggyphant reviews
Seer Cassandra Vablatsky puts a hex on Harry and Hermione when they don't believe her prediction about them getting married. They wake up the next day... in the same bed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pretending At First But Not So Sure Now by Marauder-for-Life reviews
Hermione told her cousin, Nichole, that she had a boyfrined, just to prove that she was as capable of getting men like her, when she really didn’t. However, the problem comes when Hermione’s parents want to meet her ‘boyfriend’. Who will pose fo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Braces reviews
One day claire goes to the orthodontist to get braces. What will quil do with claire in so much pain? Just a oneshot, cute fluff.claire/quil jr.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Reflections in the Silence reviews
I took a walk down to the beach, little did I know that it would change my life forever…I couldn’t tear my eyes away from him; he looked at me with such intensity. I had never felt so loved, so treasured, so protected. Collin/Imprint; Rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Escape reviews
Hermione comes home from work stressed out and needs to relax
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
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