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Author has written 49 stories for Naruto, Millennium Trilogy, Pokémon, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Twilight.

“Strong characters. Weak characters. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled authors should try to succeed writing the characters they love.”

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30213 - Favs: 16,553 - Follows: 14,522 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
The Disintegration Mechanism by romantiscue reviews
You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Ichchha Muerte by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
"Be careful what you wish for." Sasuke discovers that changing the past could alter one's future. Drabble style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,678 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dedicate: A place for me by Venerate reviews
The life of a prostitute isn't as glamorous as in the movies, but it certainly is odd. : Lemon, SasuNaru-ish, Prostitute!Naruto :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Revenge Is As Complete As Forgiveness by mayaslash reviews
Naruto has become a Hokage and Sasuke and Itachi have returned to Konoha. The brothers are forced to face their past and search for the peace that has eluded them for so long. Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Redux by sinemoras09 reviews
Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attrition by sinemoras09 reviews
In the midst of their battle, Sasuke turns into a child. AU. Gen. Itachi, young Sasuke. Oneshot. Spoilers for chapter 402 of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mind Gardens by antisaints reviews
Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. ShiIta. AU. Brain Damage spinoff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Shards by Lookinglass reviews
In a broken mirror, Ulquiorra reflects on his past before he became a Nazi soldier. A companion piece to Shrapnel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
A Lesson in Shoplifting by faburizu reviews
Bakura's lesson of the day is Shoplifting 101. Ryou is reluctant to learn.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close But Your Enemies Closer by lizren reviews
Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005 - L, Light Y.
Harry Potter and The Power of the Income Taxes by Glass.Paradox reviews
Harry discovers the-Power-the-Dark-Lord-Knows-Not - The Internal Revenue Service. Death may not be inevitable for the Overlord of All Evil, but Federal Income Taxes certainly aren't. One-Shot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Endgame by Kiritsubo reviews
To want what you can't have, to grasp what you can't touch, to claim what isn't yours.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,826 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
L'Homme aux gants blancs by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Do you believe in demons?" -Companion story to the "Hide and Seek" Saga-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Out of the Sky by Shaitanah reviews
Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? Itachi and Sasuke; gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Continuity by Servant of Anubis reviews
ONESHOT. Russia says Tai Chi cannot be used to fight. China will prove him wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blinding the Crow by Yellow kiwi reviews
*Discontinued* Words spoken by Itachi promet Sasuke to rethink his revenge. But was Itachi worth saving? Trouble from Konoha and Akastuki soon come Sasuke's way, and he starts to wonder about the emotions that drove him to save his brother. yaoi SasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,264 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Sakura's Harem by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Contracts by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The devil will go to great lengths to get what he wants. -"Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 1-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
The blue lake by velvet-prosthesis reviews
Oneshot. Pein wonders what is Itachi's color. Onesided PeinIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Hesitation by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Hesitation only showed emotion; emotion only showed weakness. Aizen believed this above all else and Ulquiorra knew that better than anyone. \\AizenUlquiorra, smut//
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - S. Aizen, Ulquiorra - Complete
Through The Looking Glass by Emily Waters reviews
Severus watches the image of Lily in the Mirror of Erised...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Send Me An Angel by Sheol reviews
Uchihacest. Spoilers. Set after Itachi's death. Sasuke returns home to the leaf village, only to begin regretting Itachi's death. How can this be a Uchihacest if Itachi is already dead? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,669 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Decisions by Happiness's Deceit reviews
SPOILERS up to chapter 401. When Itachi was four, his only memories were of black blood and the taste of iron in his mouth. As he grew, the taste haunted him, and the only thing that could chase it away was his little brother's smile. Itachi Timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he’s Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. LxRaito Completed, and now being revised.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,791 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Connection by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Premassacre. Fugaku notices that Itachi has taken his place in Sasuke's life. And it hurts more than it should.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
And When the Ibis Came by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sasuke kills his brother, but was this really what he wanted? One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Lost Christmas Eve by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles into his apartment, injured, clutching a package, and reflects on Christmas and what happiness is. One Shot. Takes place 1 or 2 years before canon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
What's Left of Me by Hinaku reviews
When Haku was a child, his mother read him a story about a tree who loved a boy and gave until it had nothing left. It took Haku the rest of his life to understand what it meant.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
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The Not-So Real Thing reviews
"Okaa-san, did you and otou-san ever kiss?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18 - Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
Firestorm reviews
Three orphans with a penchant for psychological warfare, violent rampages, and chronic backstabbing. And they are arguably the best team Konoha ever produced. Dark!Canon. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,023 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
as fickle as autumn skies reviews
Kakashi found it curious how Sakura, a girl who memorized books with a passion, would get this one proverb wrong. Post-700. One-sided NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Silent Night reviews
Itachi can't speak. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Charge reviews
Itachi is tied up. Sasuke is feeling sadistic. I think you know where this is going. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Permission to Castrate Please reviews
To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,030 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sakura H., Edward
Another Light: The Story of Ayae reviews
Bloodshed and tears, death and destruction, withered hopes and dreams. Some people will scream if they saw it all. Itachi endured it. And this girl? Well, she has never seen any of it and never will. He promises. ItaOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,384 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/28/2009 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U.
Naruto Chapter 699 reviews
By Masashi Kishimoto. That other one? Oh no, that's a fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Team Hawk - Complete
Five Chapters to Save the World reviews
Five chapters left? Psh, no worries, the story will surely tie up before the series ends. Spoilerish 695.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
As For My Love Interest reviews
Thanks Naruto, for being as ambivalent as possible. Spoilerish 691.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
On the Construction of Society reviews
The blueprinting of a new societal order by two great men. Err, boys. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Great Troll of 662 reviews
Let the shipping war recommence! 662 Spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Tis the Season to be Trolled reviews
'Tis the season to be reunited with your long lost brother for some nice, hot, steamy, irresistibly dark and delicious... chestnuts. Because Naruto's crashing over too. SasuIta. Thirdwheeling!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Pokémon, Orange Version! reviews
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was... dattebayo!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Fourth Element reviews
To keep a fire amidst a storm. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Sakura 2013 reviews
So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke 2013 reviews
So Sasuke wants to be Hokage. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexy Itachi no Jutsu reviews
Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
l'allegoria reviews
There's a type of sublimity within the canvas. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
ex delicium delirium reviews
The Eternal Mangekyou does irreversible damage to the brain. When Sasuke's sanity and control starts slipping, all Itachi can do is hold his brother together the best he can. SasuIta. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
nix reviews
In ten minutes, existence will seize to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fairest of Them All reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a king, a queen, and their two sons. The problem with this fairy tale is that we have already one prince too many and no princess in sight. Oh boy. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Mary Sue vs Itachi reviews
Guess who'll win. No really, guess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Basement reviews
Sometimes, we don't like it sweet. Sometimes, we don't want it consensual. Sometimes, we want torture and humiliate the untouchable, knock him off his pedestal, and desecrate him on his own altar. SasuIta. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Road to Sexy reviews
All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Simple Solution reviews
To prevent his older brother from dying, again, and leaving him in bitter angst, again, Sasuke does something simple. He introduces Kabuto's brain to one billion volts of electricity. Crack. Spoilers 589.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Kabuto Y. - Complete
Connecting the Ellipses reviews
Sometimes, fact and fiction are not always mutually exclusive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
In Love and War reviews
Sasuke, future king to a rising kingdom, traveled in Athens to gain the tutelage of a prominent political figure and military strategist... not to be hopelessly enamored with a potter's slave. SasuIta. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Take Two reviews
Kabuto, after two hundred plus chapters of Uchihacest deprivation, we don't give a damn about your backstory. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Shinobi Games reviews
AU. It's a game of deceit, revenge, greed, assassination, and sabotage. To survive, Hinata must outwit them all, including the serial killer who's already pinned her name on his agenda... Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
You Sir, Are Out of Character reviews
An OOC potion contaminates Konoha's water supply. Next thing Sakura knows, Naruto's a nihilistic philosopher puffing pot, Sasuke's the next Miss Daisy Sunshine, and... "Sakura-darling," Itachi scoffs, "it's not glitter, it's bli-ing."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Just Another Bishōnen Fetish reviews
The young, rich, and strikingly gorgeous CEO of every major corporation has to have a sexy secretary, right? Unfortunately for Sakura, Itachi will not strip for her, regardless how high the financial compensation is. SakuIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
pretty hate machine reviews
It's a four letter word that is fifty part love, fifty part hate, and a hundred part vulgar. SasuIta. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sinner's Hymn reviews
Through an unexpected twist of events, Danzou gained position as Hokage four years after the Uchiha massacre. Sasuke ceased to exist, and in a desperate attempt to find his brother, Itachi allowed himself to be captured by Konoha. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,061 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Danzō S.
dove reviews
You never know what you have until it's gone. So keep pulling that trigger to see all of what you once had. Come on. I dare you. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Principle of Sufficient Reason reviews
Sometimes he wonders the how, but cares little for the why. SasuIta. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Taken reviews
AU. The ring around Itachi's finger doesn't stop gleaming. Only Sasuke knows bitterly that this isn't revenge. This is justice. ItaSasu. SakuIta. That's the right order.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,235 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
fiducia reviews
The difference between the touch of a man and those of a woman? You can trust hers. Lisbeth/Mimmi.
Millennium Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/2/2012 - L. Salander - Complete
50 Last Requests reviews
Because it is only courteous to give your best friend at least two months notice of his imminent death. ShiIta/ItaShi. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.]
impulse reviews
Sasuke is a man of discipline. Itachi believed in harmony. They both decided the path they were to walk. Yet, in their hearts, they both knew this was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Universal Battle Remote reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are reduced to fanboys bickering about who will win in a Minato vs. Itachi fight. Shiho of the crypto-technology department provides the answers, and then some. Spoilerish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Minato N., Itachi U. - Complete
Day One reviews
It takes only a second to establish the order of hierarchy. Vague KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
With Pockets Full of Posies reviews
Ashes, ashes, they all fall down. SasuIta, one-sided SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Law of Equivalent Exchange reviews
In which Ed rips through the portal, curb kicks the Naruto villains, and gives a whole lecture about their blatant disregard to the one true law of ANY universe: equivalent exchange. Crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Madara U., Edward E.
Honeymoon reviews
Kushina wants her honeymoon, Minato is forced to agree, and Itachi now has the responsibilities of the Hokage... as if dealing with a despotic father, idiotic cousin, tempered fiancée, whiny brother, rogue ninjas, and thousands of missions isn't enough. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U.
Disjointed reviews
It wasn't just the eyes he craved. Orochimaru. Itachi. And a somewhat perverse fascination.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Unanswered Message reviews
Ears of the living are not made for words of the dead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Murder of Crows reviews
In an earth where he was chained, Itachi only had one wish in his youth. Freedom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Devil's Angel reviews
"Have you ever heard of the story? Of the little boy, who shot down an angel, that fell right into the hands of the devil?" Implied MadaIta and ItaSasu/SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
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