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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Cali (japanese name: 幸子 ) was born on January 12th,thus making her a capricorn. Her favorite colors are silver and green.Her mother is japanese/mongolian and her father russian/german. This means she is half white and half asian. Her mother died of cancer when she was about four or five. She had only found out a year later about her mother, while everyone had told her that her mom was lost and will come back soon. She doesn’t remember her anyway so it doesnt matter.Now she lives with her grandfather(from fathers side), dad and cat (shampoo) in an apartment somewhere in the U.S.

Her favorite drink is green tea powder bubble tea and her favorite dish is italian noodle. She dyes her hair often- once about every 4 months.It has been blond brown red orange black hilighted and a mix of those. Currently it is orange :D

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description: check your vocabulary level playing a game to see how great your vocabulary is. for every word you get correct, sponsers donate 10 grains of rice through the UN to help end world hunger.

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Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Me Not by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Sasuke had no idea that nailing the spot for the writer of G!amor:us Magazine and the Beneath the Stars column would lead into falling for the hottest young actor and model in Japan! sasunaru, kibanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,996 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Brothers Can't Be Trusted by Kiwi Ninamori reviews
Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,276 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What Wise Men Don’t Know by mimire reviews
At the most inopportune moment in his life, Naruto meets the woman of his dreams. Not long after, he meets the man of his dreams too. Strange, he never even realized he had one. Did love – and life – always have to be so complicated? AU. sasunarusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,535 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anything For You by cathatfatsat reviews
Naruto was adopted and becomes Sasuke's playmate when he was younger. After Sasuke's parents died, Naruto said he'd do anything to make Sasuke smile again. But what if sasuke takes his anger out on Naruto? Will he still be there for him? FIRST STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,512 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Two Face by The Raven and the Fox reviews
I hate him. I absolutely HATE him. He's a cold bastard who treats me like I'm less than nothing. I have to put up with him nearly 24 hours a day. The only thing keeping me going these days is the anonymous love letters I keep getting… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 111 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Wings of a Wolf reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. NO PLANS TO UPDATE WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, SO DON'T ASK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,505 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Wild Fling by yumexlicious reviews
Naruto was just a dull businessman with no experience in love but he was forced into it by a mysterious stranger named Sasuke who only wanted one wild fling. Full summary inside profile. Sasu x Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Voices of a Distant Star by asukann reviews
I can only hope that this message will reach him. 'Dear 25 year old Naruto. Hello. This is the 16 year old Sasuke...' AU, with scifi references and no hint of shinobi at all. Gomen. narusasunaru, squint for nejisasu and a more obvious naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,202 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oceanborn by Katsutoshi96 reviews
Naruto is the Oceanborn, a demon who is to destined to kill the dark lord Orochimaru and the Red Eyed Lord, Sasuke, is sent off to destroy the Oceanborn but finds love instead. How will this all end up?YAOI LEMONS SxN KxA IxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,449 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Salvation by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was now a part of Hitler's dream. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,121 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Seiteki, Suki, Ken Soragoto: Sex, Love, and Lies by angelic theif reviews
Life isn't going the way Naruto planned, he was supposed to get Sasuke back, fix everything back at Kohona and get the girl. Well, maybe instead get Sasuke. But that's not exactly working with Kiba playing in the game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Please, Teacher! by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's not really into studying, but everything changes when the new teacher, Uchiha Sasuke, arrives [SasuNaru, Teacher!Sasuke fanfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Those Weird Feelings No One Ever Gets by No More Masquerade reviews
AU: High School: When you just keep falling in love and falling in love and falling in love to the point of breaking. It's hard to deal with those weird feelings that people just never get. SasuNaru GaaNaru SasuNeji KisaIta SasoDei NejiTen KakaIru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Farewell, mi amour by yumexlicious reviews
What happens when you are abandoned, forsaken and forgotten? Naruto understands those feelings very well until he was picked up, branded and belongs to the nototrius Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,834 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Heart of the Ocean by Princess and the Zombie reviews
You jump, I jump...remember' Two people from two very different worlds meet on the maiden voyage of the unsinkable RMS Titanic. NaruSasu ItaSasu AU/AR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,646 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ame ni Shichigatsu by Rae-chan33 reviews
Sasuke stared at the child, nervouse sweat dripping down his forehead as the boy crawled twords him. How to make this kid understand that Sasuke was NOT his 'Master! AU SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,144 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kissy Kissy Plan by hyan-hye reviews
Sasuke woke up and felt as though he wanted something. He couldn’t figure it out until he saw Naruto. Sasuke arranged plans to kiss Naruto. Turned out a kiss wasn’t enough for Sasuke’s craving or whatever it is. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Ladelle reviews
Discontinued. Re-written as 'Wrong Side of Normal'. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,135 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
cn u b my TXTM8? by hyan-hye reviews
When Iruka got his bonus, the first thing that came into his mind was to buy a cell phone for Naruto. He hates not knowing where Naruto is when he’s not at home. He thought that a cell phone may help solve this problem. Or maybe worsen it? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eternity by TheLightsShadow reviews
If anyone is to undo the seal placed on Naruto, they would be cursedly bound to the demon. Naruto swore to get revenge on the Uchiha clan. Sasuke ran away to escape a marriage, stumbles upon him, undoes the seal and is now stuck with him...for eternity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First Comes Love by Ma Chat reviews
One touch. One gentle brush of the lips. That's all it took to drive Sasuke to the brink of insanity. [SasuNaru, AU] Too bad it was his foster child making him feel this way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,326 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Defunct by Mistress-Starfire reviews
Sasuke invents someone to love him. But is love truly real when one side is created? Sasuke gets too attached, and tries to deny it by the worse way possible.The pain may be too unbearable, and Naruto may just break. [Sasunaru][Humanoid!Naru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Prince Charming by crazy-says-I reviews
Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
WTF does that mean? by icensoredyou reviews
Just about all of these terms I found in Naruto Fanfiction. This is for people who have ever wondered WTF that meant. Disclaimer: this passage was taken from Wikipedia, I no own. (PLEASE READ AN. WILL BE REMOVED SOON)
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Wave Country Vacation by Makkura Arashi reviews
Naruto’s forced his overworked, negligent boyfriend Neji into going on a holiday, when he bumps into widower and hot shot journalist Uchiha Sasuke and his incredibly annoying daughter...Then he falls in love? Yaoi SasuNaru Cuteness Incarnate
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Reconstruction by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling is Like This by WolfPilot06 reviews
In the aftermath of Naruto's death, Sasuke struggles to keep his memory alive. SasuNaru, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want A Lover I Don't Have To Love by Dengon Mitsukai reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has it all: Money, Looks, and Popularity. But the one thing he really wants is Uzumaki Naruto: a boy who is seldom known and seldom liked. Can they overcome the barriers that separate them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005
If for Honor and Glory by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Konoha has been at war for ten years, and it seems that their last hope lies with a select group of children, most notably, Sasuke and Naruto. At least, they would be, if they don't kill each other first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,148 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
Run From You by doskoipanda reviews
SasuNaru, many other pairings, strictly shounen-ai. In the shadow of an ominous threat, Sasuke and Naruto must understand and face what they fear most or lose what they hold most dear. First posted fanfic, please review. Rated for swearing and slight viol
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,401 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004
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A Shot of Love with Uzumaki Naruto reviews
i am gathering the hottest straight girls and gay boys. Each of them will get a key. whether they lose it break it, its up to them. because that is the key to my heart. yaoi het naruto pairing base of the tila tequila show
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Naruto U.
t h i r s t y ☆ reviews
Naruto is a young teenager attending school in shibuya tokyo. Everything is well until changes start to occur to him and his body. He is seeing things from a past he doesn't know about. vampires. supernatural. Warning: yaoisasunaru. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.