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Joined 08-10-07, id: 1348689, Profile Updated: 05-15-13
Author has written 9 stories for Song of the Lioness, Alex Rider, Pendragon, Protector of the Small Quartet, Artemis Fowl, Doctor Who, Shakespeare, Merlin, and Green Lantern.

I love to write but I'm not all that talented- I mostly am on this site to browse the work of far greater authors than myself. I'm also an actress and a director in live theatre. This means that I am overly busy and always flitting between projects (currently I'm performing in a children's play with three other shows soon to come, and am attempting to wade into the world of independant filmmaking in preproduction as a production designer for a student film and a second assistant director on a short film with a big budget - think cgi and green screens, we're gonna have fun!). Add in college and I've got my work cut out for me.

I hope you like my writing. I hope you hate it. I hope that you do anything besides just twitch your eyebrows a bit and move on. Thank you.

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Innocence and Instinct by FeedtheFlames reviews
After Arthur and Merlin are captured and tortured, Arthur must face his own demons as well as the demons of a suicidal Merlin. But is there more to Merlin's self-destructive tendencies than he is letting on? What does protecting Arthur have to do with it all? Can Arthur save the secret warlock from himself? Rated M for multiple suicide attempts, not graphic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,060 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Leon, Gwaine - Complete
Wounded by jessica.k.peck.9 reviews
Merlin was fighting in Afghanistan when a IED exploded. Blind, broken and alone, Merlin walks the streets as a homeless Nobody. Will he ever learn to trust again? No slash. Angry!Merlin. Doctor!Arthur. Strong language. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Reader, we murdered it by phyll-and-doll reviews
Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,179 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/27/2007
Walking Behind Shadows by wizardfantasy reviews
Merlin is a slave under Cenred's control. When Cenred sends Merlin in his place to discuss peace talks with Camelot, Arthur is less than thrilled with the presence of a powerful sorcerer in his Kingdom. Accompanied by loyal friends Merlin must find a way to break Cenreds chains before he is forced to attack the man he is slowly becoming to love. Merthur. M for reason.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,396 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Arthur, Merlin, Cenred, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as 'different'. (Chapter 19 update: AT LONG LAST, THEY HAVE LEFT THE CAMP! Thank God.)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 148,444 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Trials of Arranged Marriage by Amanda Yates reviews
Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,102 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11731 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
How a Prince Fell in Love With His Warlock by btch sprinkles reviews
A series of moments between Merlin and Arthur, and how they came to fall in love. Deaf!Merlin, AU-Canon. Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Arthur, Merlin, Gaius, Uther - Complete
Coffee and Cigarettes by Miss Faber reviews
Arthur's getting married, and a frantic Merlin has three days to remind him who it is he really loves.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,193 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Merlin you're a Genius by XxOnekinkywitchxX reviews
Arthur enters his chambers to find an odd looking contraption and a pleased looking Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
Yes, sire by HellPhoenix reviews
Merlin Emrys has been sent away to live with his uncle because of problems at school, but at his first day in Camelot High, he gets into new trouble. This trouble in particular has a name: Arthur Pendragon. AU, slash, rated M for later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,073 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Hurt and Comfort in Camelot by PenPatronus reviews
An anthology of intense 100-3000 word hurt / comfort stories featuring the bromantic friendship of Arthur and Merlin. Drama, angst, h/c, friendship, major Arthur whump, major Merlin whump, protective Arthur. NEW STORY: The Secret Round Table
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 67,318 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Gwaine
Here's A Hand To Hold On To by halearrow reviews
After being accepted into the illustrious Camelot Private, Merlin's whole life changes. He finds himself strangely drawn to the school golden boy, football legend and insanely hot, Arthur Pendragon, who's biggest secret Merlin accidentally discovers. The only problem is, he seems to care more for his image than his heart and that's not a risk Merlin's willing to take.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,450 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
To Wish Impossible Things by Miss Faber reviews
In which Arthur misses Merlin's ears, Merlin eats jello, and there's a lot of coping. Angst-fest. Read at your own peril.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
We didn't break, we didn't burn by SilvertonguedClotpole reviews
Arthur Pendragon has it all, but after an accident, he may lose something that could rip his entire world apart. Slowly losing Merlin, he isn't sure how he feels towards his best friend but he knows one thing for sure, he will go to the ends of the earth to help bring him back. Modern AU, possible TW for car crash. Post traumatic shock syndrome.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,416 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
So Fancy by RoughDraftHero reviews
Arthur/Merlin, modern AU Merlin is a dishwasher at the fancy restaurant in the super fancy & luxurious hotel owned by the indescribably rich Uther Pendragon. slash oneshot
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
How To Be Dead by emmbrancsxx0 reviews
Merlin has waited for Arthur too long, and has turned to drugs to ease the pain and loneliness. Now that Arthur's back, he can stop any time he wants. Only, he doesn't want to.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Could Be Worse by Kayson135 reviews
Having just finished his Masters and falling behind on rent, Merlin's in desperate need of a job. Unfortunately, nothing in his field is available immediately and the last resort his godfather managed to rustle up ("I already have a secretary, Merlin") isn't exactly what Merlin would call his dream job. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,473 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
The Abyss by Kate of Carlay reviews
An assassin from Galla is sent to kill Jon and Thayet but instead warns them of this plot. Follow Tory through her journey of trying to right her wrongs and everything else that comes with keeping your life a secret while trying to make a worldly impact.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,124 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Tortall - Complete
The Prisoner by doctorg reviews
AU - The X-Men, including Rogue, liberate a mutant experimentation lab and find a feral Wolverine. Then Rogue and Logan have adventures. :-D Action, angst, drama, smut, good spelling/grammar, it has it all. Pure Rogan - Wolverine/Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,194 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
When the Moon Rises by elnochesesmuybonito reviews
When Tara is pulled from her normal village life and into a world of glamour and secrets she starts to learn that everybody has two sides to them, most not very pretty...
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008
Caught by White.Black.Truth.Lies reviews
Alex gets caught by Scorpia. While he is captive he meets Cameron, a little boy who Scorpia is using as leverage against his MI6 agent father. Alex has to get them both out of danger, with a little help from k-unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,937 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
I Know Saint Peter Won't Call My Name by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Yassen loves his son more than anything.So when he's taken from him, Yassen's ready to slaughter anyone who tries to keep his son from him.But he's up against opposition he never expected to see again.Because Alex Rider does not take well to being lied to
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,403 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008
This Means War! by SkylarkRequiem reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS! Alex is tricked into attending a survival camp, but his mood changes when he finds out who's camping next door... Now it's time for pay back and Alex plans to do it in style. Super spy style.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Gangster Number 1 by Llaurenn reviews
Alex is going from Super Spy to Gangster Number 1 and he is dragging K-Unit to the top with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009
Spinning Gold by elnochesesmuybonito reviews
Aya's father got her into a life or death situation, when it becomes apparent that death is surely the only option a little man appears. she gives him gifts and one that she regrets. Can she get out of this mess? Or will she keep her word?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
Project SAS by sheluby94dreamer reviews
Alex is back in school after his latest mission Snakehead. He's in his tenth year, and after two weeks in, Scorpia decides to take over his school for revenge. Alex and twenty other students are forced to go to SAS camp because they were witnesses.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
iSpy by Arithilim reviews
What do you get when you add scheming schoolboys, paranoid spooks, and the most awesome webcomic in the world? A good time! Co-authored by Nyxelestia.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Night at the Museum by Sarruby reviews
Alex is kidnapped. What a rescue team! What an invitation to the science museum! What a blast! Oh darn, that's a real blast. What a ripped-off title! After Snakehead. Separate from main plot. Has Jack, Wolf, Snake, and Alex.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Keladry of Mindelan: The Alphabetical Guide by Magna Parva reviews
26 letters in the alphabet. 26 looks at our favourite Lady Knight's life; career-wise, love, family, friends, and beyond. Read and Review!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Keladry - Complete
Just A Simple Fix by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
A boy who doesn't trust anyone. A girl who's been used a thousand times. He hates everyone, most of all himself. She's not sure it's worth the fight anymore. There are no simple fixes for the troubled. No romance whatsoever.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Movie Oneshots by vballmania23 reviews
Yassen-Centric oneshots mostly based on movie 'verse. "'You left your mission incomplete.' His boss’s voice was carefully even, every syllable precisely measured. Yassen knew the danger signs..." On temporary hiatus until inspiration strikes again.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009
Tortall Character Lists by Lela-of-Bast reviews
Raise your hand if you can tell me which book Ranulf is in. What about Noack? Tano,anyone? This WRITING TOOL lists each character in the Tortall books.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,673 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Tortall
Fallout by Secret Spy Guy reviews
AU.Skeleton Key. In the aftermath of Sarov's nuclear blast, Alex finds himself trapped in the madman's clutches, forced to watch as his country suffers. After a nearly impossible escape, he takes refuge in America and starts fighting back...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
SAS Prankster Extrodinaire by MinibooExtreme reviews
Ever wondered if you could every get away with annoying the SAS. Katrina Toon, Little sister of Wolf has and is still trying. So far played pranks - Done. Gotten away with pranks - Still working on! SAS - 3 and counting : Kat - Lost count.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Falls the Shadow by Amari Bell reviews
Alex is sent to retrieve a computer virus from a juvenile prison, but nothing is as it seems. Between the idea and the reality, between the emotion and the response, between the words and the truth...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,198 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
Hold My Hand by Nyxelestia reviews
Pre-Canon, and Canon, timeline. When Jack is sitting with Alex after he's shot, she remembers holding the hand of someone else who needed it, too. Dedicated to a guy named Glenn. Based off of a real event.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Decisions by vballmania23 reviews
Oneshot. "No one had ever thought Batman could be killed. He was invincible, unknowable, untouchable." The Batman is dead, and now the people of Gothman must decide whether they want to reveal the man beneath the mask. AU.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Chilled to the Bone by vballmania23 reviews
Oneshot. "It was only after a few days that the assassin had been woken up by haunted brown eyes..." Alex Rider affects everyone he meets - even the assassin sent to kill him. Centers around the events at the end of Scorpia.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
This One Time at Spy Camp by J.J.Taylor reviews
Alex comes to the states to train teen Spys. But his new partner is hiding something. Can he find out what it is and save her or will she put the whole camp at risk to keep her secret?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,512 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
A Fairy's Tale by amitai reviews
Total crackfic... Alex Rider, The Fairy Tale. Oh, c'mon, it was bound to happen sometime...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Alex R./Cub, J. Sprintz
I Have My Reasons by Riot101 reviews
When Alex Rider loses his child, he's despaired. But When the new owner of Stormbreaker Company moves in,he's called back to action. After 16 years out of the MI6. But he gets caught.What happens now?. REVIEW! NO FLAMES!
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006
A Tree With Half Its Leaves Blown Off by mml94 reviews
I expect you to keep yourself clean-shaven until you can grow a full beard. Humans regarded stubble as a thing to be arrogant about. And arrogance is an enemy of knowledge. OneShot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
It began with paint balling by MinibooExtreme reviews
Four peaceful years. With his two best friends Tom and Sam, the latter who if anyone found out about her secret other then the two boys and she' have every government after her. Then he mets 'K' Unit again paint balling. Coincidence, mabye.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Numair Tells All by Lady Saffron of the Daggers reviews
Numair is forced to listen and analyze Tamora Pierce's characters after they find out what fanfiction is and their objections to it... mostly. Rating for safety. Chapter 4 has been edited so that Kel is more in character and the information is correct.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Numair/Arram, Tortall - Complete
Depth of Betrayal by Anonymous-chic reviews
The Rider family has many skeletons in their closet. Some are from Alex, some from John, some from Ian, but the most, are from a totally unexpected source, someone that wasn't even born a Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
Operation: Rider 2 by ZaneLover0511 reviews
Set 20years after Snakehead Alex and Sabina have a daughter named Hayden and are living quite happily in NYC but when a figure from Alex's past life heads jams into his new life, Hayden is brought into the spy's life. Get ready to be hooked!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
The constant companion by kcblackstar reviews
This is a dark fic so don't read if your in a good mood,It's a death fic. It's about the last minutes of Alex's life and how he notices a patern looking back.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
What Would Kel Do? by Lady Mage reviews
What would Kel do in certain scenarios? Submit any situations in a review. Story is listed as complete because each chapter is basically a oneshot. Previous: Cleon walks in on Kel. This time: Kel intervenes when Neal flirts with Daine...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Keladry, Nealan, Domitan, Owen - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Ruby Conspiracy by Jade Sabre reviews
NEW TITLE, SAME STORY. CH8 IS FINALLY HERE! After an insanely long amount of time, in which I probably lost all supporters, I have updated! What happens when Artemis regains his memory but loses control to his hormones? And what about Opal and the pri
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,431 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 9/9/2003
Amber Fire by Aer reviews
COMPLETED Zira is the Princess of a country conquered by Tortall. She gets sent to Tortall to retrieve something that belongs to her people.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,439 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Tortall - Complete
Pig in a Wig by Bridgie reviews
(Updated at last!) You want me to prosecute Harry Potter? Harry James Potter? As in, The-Boy-Who-Lived? Are you insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Harry P.
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What to Do reviews
Arthur and Merlin are out hunting when a group of bandits attack. Arthur gets a knock on the side of the head that will change his life forever. What to do when the savior of Camelot has brain damage. Merthur. Rated T for occasional profanity, violence in battle, and there will be some background ArthurxMerlin fluff- you are forewarned!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
A Different Type of Pendragon
Magic comes in many forms, big and small. When Shakespeare is on the run after being caught poaching, Merlin has a chance to develop William Shakespeare's power over words and bring a sort of magic back into the lands of Elizabethan England.
Crossover - Shakespeare & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,028 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Merlin
Suspended reviews
Sequel to 'A Chance at Redemption', MI6 is suspended, Alex has retired, and Tom is stuck in military training. What will people do to hide their dark and secret pasts? How is Alex coping? And oh yeah. Who will save the world now?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Tom H., Alex R./Cub
Churlig Vs the Green Police Box reviews
crossover dr. who and green lantern. A new servant of Fear is rising - one that can travel through time and the universes. So who is the only pair that could deal with him- Why the Doctor and Hal, of course! Includes some OCs, rated T for violence and language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor
How My Dog Died :'C reviews
A total crackfic that my brother wrote a while back. This 'haunting melodrama' tells the tale of how a radiation-infused can of chili can ruin one's life forever. Farce or friend, I hope that this gives you a smile.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
Smells Like Teen Spirit reviews
We all know Bobby. We all know he was a bit loopy in the Eelong holding cells. So why should it surprise you that he came up with alternate lyrics to Smells Like Teen Spirit?
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Bobby P. - Complete
Parenhood as it was for Alanna and George Cooper reviews
Either guess how hard raising children was for Alanna, an impatient knight, and George, a thief and spy master, or read it for yourself. ...Is cuteness a genre?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Alanna, George
Stone Mountain Down reviews
Joren ruined his family's name. No one can change that. But when his sister Jeana tries to repair her family name by becoming a knight, who will stand in her way? Formerly called Jeana of Stone Mountain.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008
A Chance at Redemption? reviews
Formerly known as 'Takeover'. Alex wakes up on a beach in Australia with no memory whatsoever. Toss in MI6, Scorpia, SAS buddies, a few OCs and this is what you get! Rated for cliffs, violence, torture and more. Complete but not perfect...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,538 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Alex R./Cub - Complete