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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

(And may it, please god, SUCK less than 2007.)


Okay, personal info...

What should I say about myself...?

Let's see...

Crap.

I just remembered:

I'm not terribly interesting.

(Or maybe I'm just too paranoid to post anything about myself online because I'm afraid of child rapists. ...Granted, I'm well out of the target age range, but I don't see how that makes any difference. You're never too old to fear pedophiles, boys and girls. Remember that. That knowledge will serve you well.)

…Okay, so maybe just a little personal information:

This website is my one link to immaturity and silliness. I, therefore, absolutely refuse to act my age. Besides, there’s no point in even trying – the enthusiasm of all the fun, fabulous high schoolers I’ve met is contagious. So, anyway... everyone, feel free to PM me anytime. And pretty please leave me reviews. They make me happy!

Oh god. I’ve been converted to slash. What’s happened here? And where are the Four Horsemen? Didn't I always say that if I ever chose to read slash voluntarily, that decision would herald the Apocalypse...?

Favorite 'Ships (mostly slash, oddly enough):

Severus/Lucius

Severus/James (for some reason, I absolutely adore this pairing, and there aren’t enough good fics out there – so if you know of one, please PM me stat!!!)

Severus/Sirius

Severus/Bellatrix

Sirius/Remus

Harry/Draco (most beloved ship EVER -- absolute favorite! I am so obsessed!)

Sirius/Harry

Ginny/Hermione

Dumbledore/Grindelwald

'Ships I Hate (or am just plain bored with):

Severus/Hermione (don’t really hate it – actually used to like it, but it got old… fast)

Voldemort/Harry (ugh)

Voldemort/Dumbledore (double ugh!)

Voldemort/Anyone! (let's face it: Voldy is SO nasty)

Fred/George (twincest… yuck)

Ron/Anyone (he’s just such a boring, temperamental waste of space, I don’t understand why anyone bothers)

Harry/Severus (Hate. Hate. Hate this pairing)

Lily/Severus (she didn't deserve him anyway, and I despise her)

Draco/Severus (I don’t know why, exactly… just don’t like it)

Hagrid/Anyone other than Madame Maxime (because it’s so… ugh, jesus god)

Wormtail/Anyone (I just… I mean… what’s the point?)

Favorite Bands:

Iced Earth (pre-Tim “Ripper” Owens… because he’s a tool… and an awful singer. But I still love Jon Schaffer, of course.)

Blind Guardian (Hansi is my GOD)

Iron Maiden

Black Sabbath (particularly the first 8 albums – because Ozzy rules)

Demons & Wizards (Jon AND Hansi! Their combined genius is overwhelming.)

Bathory

Pantera (occasionally… I cooled off on these guys about 8 years ago)

Opeth

Slayer

Carcass

Napalm Death

Arch Enemy

Testament

Metallica (pre-Black Album! That was a transition album, and everything that followed was… just tragically terrible)

Burzum

Morbid Angel

Kataklysm

Nile

Sepultura

Acid Bath

Nevermore

Anthrax

Dream Theater

Helloween (well… sometimes)

Scar Symmetry

Note: Nu-Metal is an abomination… And you shouldn’t listen to it. And for god’s sake, don’t PURCHASE any of it! It just encourages those ghastly, talentless hacks to produce more of that appalling, dreadful, mindless dreck.

Oh… and I love Elton John. How odd is that?


ATTENTION!

Best News Ever: MATT BARLOW HAS OFFICIALLY RETURNED TO ICED EARTH!!!! I never dreamed it would actually happen. I didn't dare to hope. May he save the day, and may Tim Owens ROT in his pathetic, tragic, talentless hell!

Welcome back, Matt!! I have been weeping for you for YEARS!


A few favorite authors (and, of course, I’m leaving quite a few out, as I’m excluding poets, philosophers, non-fiction writers, etc.):

Stephen Donaldson (hence the handle “elemesnedene”)

J.R.R. Tolkien (naturally)

James Joyce

William S. Burroughs

Bret Easton Ellis

Franz Kafka

William Shakespeare (yes, I know... how original of me)

H.P. Lovecraft (hence my avatar)

Arthur Conan Doyle

Isaac Asimov

J.K. Rowling (wow, who’d have guessed?)

A few random quotes for your reading pleasure:

“Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.” – Scarface

“I just get the feeling my life is lacking forward momentum, you know? Like everything is moving by so quickly that time just seems to stop.” – The Rules of Attraction

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” – Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

“Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever.” – Girl, Interrupted

“I am a collage of unaccounted-for brush strokes. I am all random.” – Six Degrees of Separation

“The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.” – Sin City

“Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!” – A Clockwork Orange

"My idea is this: The artist is extremely lucky who is presented with the worst possible ordeal which will not actually kill him . . . I hope to be nearly crucified." John Berryman

"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." – The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"I walk over and stand in front of a man who is sitting on his bed. I look at the man's eyes. Nobody, nothing looks back." – William S. Burroughs; Naked Lunch

“The facts even when beaded on a chain, still did not have real order. Events did not flow. The facts were separate and haphazard and random even as they happened, episodic, broken, no smooth transitions, no sense of events unfolding from prior events.” – Tim O’Brien; Going After Cacciato

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; / And thus the native hue of resolution / Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, / And enterprises of great pith and moment / With this regard their currents turn awry, / And lose the name of action. – William Shakespeare: Hamlet

Old age should burn and rave at close of day; / Rage, rage against the dying of the light. – Dylan Thomas: “Do Not Go Gentle Into that Good Night”

But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted / Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover! / A savage place! as holy and enchanted / As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted / By woman wailing for her demon-lover! – Samuel Taylor Coleridge: "Kubla Kahn"

Things fall apart; the center cannot hold; / Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, / The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere / The ceremony of innocence is drowned; / The best lack all conviction, while the worst / Are full of passionate intensity. – William Butler Yeats: “The Second Coming”

From childhood's hour I have not been / As others were; I have not seen / As others saw; I could not bring / My passions from a common spring. / From the same source I have not taken / My sorrow; I could not awaken / My heart to joy at the same tone; / And all I loved, I loved alone. – Edgar Allan Poe: “Alone”

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright / In the forests of the night, / What immortal hand or eye / Could frame thy fearful symmetry? / In what distant deeps or skies / Burnt the fire of thine eyes? – William Blake: “The Tyger”

Though they go mad they shall be sane, / Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again; / Though lovers be lost love shall not; / And death shall have no dominion. – Dylan Thomas: “And Death Shall Have No Dominion”


As for my stories:

101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life – Basically, a lot of really annoying things happen to Snape, who hates everyone in and everything about his life. Voldemort and the other Death Eaters are total idiots who drag Snape into a lot of unpleasant (but amusing) situations. Bellatrix and Lucius are prominent characters, and there's a great deal of spirited (and very humorous) arguing. It's rated "M" because I have a rude, vulgar sense of humor, and I seem to think that throwing curse words all over the place is a good way to write a fic. No romance, no complicated, difficult-to-follow plot lines. And personally, I think it's funny. (But then again, I wrote it.) It's listed in several c2 communities and gets a ton of hits, but (comparatively) very few reviews. I don't really understand why. Maybe it's because it LOOKS like a really long story; actually, most of it is dialogue. But hey, YOU can help! Go read it, and instead of JUST reading it, leave a review as well! You'll be my hero. (C'mon... don't you want to be somebody's hero?)

Fridays – If you’re looking for something amusing but have a short attention span, read this. Snape goes to therapy and says (and does) some really crazy things. Oh, and he also sneers a lot. A whole lot. I intended this to be a one-shot, but after reading the reviews, I decided to continue it for awhile. Unlike my other fic, this particular story is only continued upon request, so your reviews are even more important.

The Darkness Drops Again – Okay, so this one's not intended to be funny. The story begins on the night of Voldemort’s return, and it will (ideally) end with Snape’s death. There will also be several flashbacks (especially within the first few chapters) that cover events such as Snape’s decision to take the Mark and the personal training he received from Voldemort and the other Death Eaters. (I refuse to believe that Voldemort accepted members into his ranks without teaching them a few tricks.) This is a dark fic. Although I never doubted his loyalty to Dumbledore, I don’t adopt a particularly optimistic view of Snape as a person. In my opinion, the fact that he ultimately did the right thing (and was capable of love) does not automatically make him a virtuous person. I will portray Snape as a man who was awed by Voldemort, seduced by the Dark Arts, and willingly immersed himself in an atmosphere of evil. If the level of violence in this fic increases dramatically (which it probably will), I’ll be forced to change the rating from “T” to “M.”

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A Child Called Draco By Severus Snape by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
The story of Draco, Severus and Lucius, and all the complications they cause one another. A pre-hogwarts fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 123,413 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
To Be Insane, Or Not To Be Insane by Roslyn Drycof reviews
To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist. HPDM, humor, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Before the Dawn by jharad17 reviews
Sequel to Walk the Shadows. After a horrific summer, Harry seems to be recovering from his ordeal, with the help of Snape and Lupin, as well as his friends, including, oddly enough, Draco Malfoy. But appearances can be deceiving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,816 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
A New Beginning by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 200,778 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Inside Your Mind by forfun2244 reviews
Harry and Draco hate each other...at least, everyone thinks they do. But what happens when they can read each other's minds? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,375 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Into the Fold by Pasi reviews
Severus Snape is going straight to hell. The people he calls his friends are helping him get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 171,808 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
After King's Cross Station by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Post HP7. Oh, phooey, Snape became a ghost. What kind of torment will he wreak now? He certainly will not become editor of the Quibbler, chief investigator of other ghosts' psychological states, best pals with the Bloody Baron, or Irma Pince's lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,821 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S.
Company Manners by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is the new face of the Ministry: poised, witty, confident. And Draco is fascinated with him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,161 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7737 - Favs: 6,999 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Warehouse by Loonymoon reviews
This jumble of emotions could be called love. I never expected it to be this cruel or complicated or humiliating. Love that’s not… convenient. JPxSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,254 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Severus S., James P.
Choice by immortal215 reviews
Perhaps the war against Voldemort isn't the only thing on the mind of certain wizards now. Now, a long-fought battle will be resurected from the ashes, adamant on presuading certain people join different sides. Choices must be made. Vampire!Snape,no slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Underworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Severus S.
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Potion Named Desire by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH spoilers, ignores epilogue, HPDM preslash. When Ron dies, Hermione falls into a deep depression. Desperate to relieve her symptoms, Harry reluctantly approaches independent apothecary Draco Malfoy for help. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,152 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Origins: A Young Severus Snape Story COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
The story of the whole of Severus Snape's first year at Hogwart's with the young Marauders & future Death Eaters. Told entirely from Snape's POV. Now HBP and DH compliant. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 92,661 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Matchmakers, Inc by Kaoru2.50 reviews
At long last, Seamus' plan has come to fruition when Harry and Draco finally admit their feelings for one another. Harry has a surprise in store that Draco won't soon forget. ::M for content in later chapters:: Last Chapter up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,359 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hymn to Color by Lomonaaeren reviews
Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. In this story are an obsessed Potter, bonds, hormones, conspiracy theories, far too much self help and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Run by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS. Hints of HPDM. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Still Pools and Starlight by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. When centaurs kidnap a Hogwarts student, Auror Potter is tapped to find her. He understands that. What he doesn't understand is why he's being assigned astronomer Draco Malfoy, of all people, as a temporary partner. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Is What You Get For Saying That Word by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Well, how was he supposed to know that calling Granger what she was would make Harry that angry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cycle of Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Some fires burn without kindling. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Give You a Wondrous Mirror by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that's exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,442 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Save Ron by hiddensoullover reviews
FEMSLASH! Formerly Wooing Hermione To save Ron from being killed by his mum when he came out, Ginny and Hermione pretend to be a couple to try and intimidate Mrs. Weasely into accepting it. They just never thought pretending could suddenly become so real
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Lives of Quiet Desperation by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS. Draco’s only acting out a desire common to all people. Wouldn’t you want revenge on your worst enemy if you could take it? Besides, Potter is so pathetic he deserves it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sympathy and Admiration by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS, partially complies with epilogue. Teaching wandless magic to Malfoy's son was strange enough. Harry didn't expect to find out that Malfoy had changed as well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stay Awhile by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Draco asked for a place to hide from the world the RoR gave him an island. Harry asked to hide for awhile the door disappeared. Add concerned friends, rivals forced to work together, sexual frustration, and it's magic. HPDM BZRW SLASH, AU 6th yr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rain by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D&H. He only visits me when it rains. After Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Determined Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,603 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Wish I Was Sorry by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Psychometry by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, epilogue compliant, HPDM slash. Objects tell the story of a life. Or love, if you look closely enough. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprised By Joy by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is surprised when Draco Malfoy appears at Ron and Hermione's wedding, but not as surprised as he's going to be. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Small and Stupid Arguments by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, ficlet. Draco is convinced that Harry has someone else, and he's finally worked up the courage to do something about it. But he never expected what he saw when he opened that door...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dared Into Love by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
The Slytherins play a game of dares. And to make it interesting, they each have to get someone they'd never consider going out with to make out with them, But what happens when things go wrong? Final chapter up! Wooo! HPDM PPDT BZSF TNLL HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,371 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Serious and the Smirk by QuillSwift reviews
It's Harry's first meeting with Snape's portrait and it is all he can do to remind himself that, after all, he was the one who had asked to have it made. PostDH some sentimentality, fun, and Snape as sarcastic as ever. Some things never change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Nineteen Years Later by Albino Peacock reviews
DH spoilers. Life should go on but their past continues to haunt them. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have a talk after bidding their sons goodbye at Platform 9¾ . Slash. Oneshot. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Going Straight by Snape's Nightie reviews
It is the day after Voldemort's defeat. Lucius and Severus have survived, although their situations have changed drastically. Their Slytherin deviousness, however, is as slippery as ever. SSLM SLASH ie gay relationships. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,884 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Call It A Love Story by TruestBlue reviews
You can call this book a diary. You can call it fact, or fantasy, or fiction. But most of all, you can call it a love story. Above all else, I have loved... HPDM! Slash, Sex. Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Points, Gaining Something Else by Elpin reviews
The Slytherins and Gryffindors wake up to find fifty points gone from both houses. Everybody is wondering why, except two students, both being very quiet about the whole situation. What happened? SLASH HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,936 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Perfect Something by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Harry finds a spell that will allow him to have one day with no consequences because no one will remember it, including him. But things happen that he could never have predicted. Does he really want to forget after all is said and done? HPDM, 6th, no HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,779 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me With Fire by Lucilla Darkate reviews
They know each other, heart and soul, and even as enemies, they cannot help loving each other the same way. But it changes nothing. HPDM, Slash[seriously], R. Oneshot [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Hermit by Karina4 reviews
[Pre HBP] The story that began in The Chariot, now continues Draco realises that sometimes in life, all one can do is wait... [CHAPTER 19 UPDATED :o]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,162 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love Me, Love Me Not by blanchemalfoy reviews
COMPLETE. Four years after Voldemort's defeat, Draco and Harry are forced to meet again. Draco expects to bury his feelings for Harry once and for all, but will he succeed? SLASH! DracoxHarry BilxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 176,747 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Love and Creatures by Neverbird reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins become reluctant parents of a particularly feisty breed of magical creatures. Naturally, Harry and Draco are partnered together. Expect romance and chaos in equal measure. slash HD, RHr. PreHBP, now AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Humpty Dumpty by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Someone by the name of Serpent's Faith sends Harry notes that predict his fall, saying that his girlfriend Ginny won't be there to pick up the pieces. But if she won't, who will? HPDM, NOT HPGW, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rubber Ducky of Doom by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Malfoy is taking too long in Prefects' bathroom and Harry is impatient to take his own bath. He barges in and decides that if Malfoy won't leave, he'll share. Hilarity and tension follow. Mild slash, HPB doesn't exist HPDM. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oblivio Nex by Awe reviews
After taking a powerful potion created for a terrible purpose Harry and Draco lose their memories and soon find themselves surrounded by dark secrets that before blinded them to a different path. HD Slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,458 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unforgivable Lessons by Owlbait reviews
Multifaceted Winner! Bellatrix Black teaches the young Severus Snape to cast the Unforgivable Curses. When he masters them, and her, he is worthy of the Dark Mark. Rating is for sexual themes, some strong language. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Saved by Roslyn Drycof reviews
And on my grave, what will it say? Here lies another soul that was saved. Draco Malfoy questions his beliefs with a few words from Potter and realizes something. Who saves the savior? HD, tragedy with happy ending
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life in Undertones by Gia reviews
[Slash] During the first day of Potions Class, Draco refused to take a Blinding Potion. Draco defied but faltered when Snape threatened points. Draco improvised. He drank the potion but didn't swallow. Instead, he kissed Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,024 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. AU. Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,654 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Like You by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Jade fire, sparkling diamonds, and bloodred rubies. How can these three things floor Draco Malfoy, unless they are somewhere they shouldn't be? COMPLETE. ONESHOT. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Enemy by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
(Complete!) Harry Potter arrives at Grimmauld Place only to find that a certain blonde Slytherin needs him more then he ever thought possible. (Warning: Slash, DMHP!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Traitor by Schoene reviews
(WIP) An expansive tale of Severus Snape's first romantic encounter. This is slash (SSJP). Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Severus S., James P.
We All Die Anyway by Roslyn Drycof reviews
One day, we all die anyway. . ." Poetry begins appearing on the wall of the prefects' bathroom and everyone is curious as to who the two authors are. Especially the two authors. Who is the other writer? HPDM. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Eternity of Tomorrows by Roslyn Drycof reviews
The day of reckoning has come. This last fight will decide who was the strongest in the end. Will an unexpected love be enough to destroy a hatred spanning years? Or will it die, with the memory of yesterday in two boys' hearts? HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
First Name by Spazzeh reviews
James and Severus have a little talk. [ slash ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2004 - James P., Severus S.
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Side of Me by cherrycola69 reviews
Saving his mortal enemy in a moment of insanity Draco is suddenly labelled a hero. Floundering in a new life and hiding from Death Eaters with Harry he finds that his allegiance isn’t the only thing that’s changed DH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Chariot by Karina4 reviews
[Pre HBP] COMPLETE Harry and Draco are back in the sixth year and as the saying goes....You never know what's round the corner....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,585 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Blood & Nails by Calmardaa reviews
COMPLETE! (Sequel has been started here on FF.Net) HarryDraco SLASH! Not for the kiddies! Would you kill for it? Die for it? What would you do for love and would it do in return? Would it save you from yourself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,857 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let the Darkness Take You by RadeliaPotter reviews
**COMPLETE!!!!** Harry goes back for his 6th yr. at Hogwarts to find that darkness is sweeping over them. He soon finds that the only people he can trust is none other than Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy. Better summary inside. Eventual slash! H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,295 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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The Darkness Drops Again reviews
The Dark Lord has risen again, and Snape must return to his former master. Story will focus on Snape's missions for the Order and his interactions with the Death Eaters. Flashbacks will chronicle his acceptance of the Mark and subsequent training. DARKfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Fridays reviews
Friday afternoon therapy with Severus Snape. Totally random.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S.
101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life reviews
Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters – and a good deal of misery for everyone concerned. No romance, no deep plot themes. Just humor, randomness, and a whole lot of colorful insults being thrown around between characters. Rated “M” for foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,602 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.