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Joined 08-10-07, id: 1348818, Profile Updated: 07-04-09
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

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I am afraid that I do not have time for fan fiction anymore. I really appreciate anyone who ever left/leaves a review, added/adds one of my stories to their favourites, alert lists and such.

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A Year With the Marauders by Joe King reviews
Harry has to get away from it all. But where? He's the most famous wizard around. He, along with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, visit 1976, the marauders 7th year. Snape's frienship? James's hate? Lily's love? Kicked out of Defense? What? Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,593 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Harry P., James P.
If I Fell in Love with You by jellykitty reviews
Tonks joins the Order of the Phoenix, hoping to fight You-Know-Who. Instead, she finds love in the form of an impoverished werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,513 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Eighth Year by Hook Em Horns reviews
POSTDH. How will the fallout affect our heroes? Are they done being heroes? And what happens to finally bring peace into Harry's life...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,057 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
How it Happened by Phoenix Nephthys reviews
Both able to change, one at will one by force. Her's a gift, his a curse. She was born and he was made. They’ll find friendship and love at each others arms, they will protect each other from harm. On the night the terrible fight they’ll join. And fight
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,490 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Despise Not Thy Mother by Glorious Clio reviews
A motherdaughter fic, showing the relationship between four different parings Andromeda Tonks and Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, Molly and Ginny, Mrs. Granger and Hermione, and Mrs. Lovegood and Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
A Romantic Rainbow by Carnivalgirl reviews
A series of romantic drabbles set to the colours of the rainbow, with a different couple for every shade. James & Lily, Ron & Hermione, Colin & Luna, Arthur & Molly, Lucius & Narcissa, Harry & Ginny and Remus & Tonks. Enjoy! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Spectrum by melancholic reviews
Seven colors of the rainbow. Seven events that brought color to the lives of Remus and Tonks. These stories range from OotP to HBP. First color: 'The first time Nymphadora Tonks spotted Remus Lupin, she saw red.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The Marauders, a Harry Potter Prequel by Holly Marsh reviews
Three animagi and a werewolf. The story of the marauders - where they came from, where they went, and what happened along the way. Partly AU, because I began writing this before OotP was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 548,947 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Gift of the Nymphs by Glorious Clio reviews
Tonks hates her name, but Remus rather likes it.... Sugary sweet, fluffy oneshot of my new favorite couple. OotP, postbattle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Harry Potter Characters, Your Very Own Manual by Ze Ultimate Fanfic Writer reviews
You are now the proud owner of your very own Harry Potter Character! Please read instructions carefully before opening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007
Beauty and the Beast: A Not So Happy Ending by RBMIfan reviews
Conversation between Elizabeth and the Creature before he kills her. Sometimes not even the Beauty will love the Beast.
Frankenstein - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Adrift by Jess Pallas reviews
After the events of the Hospital Wing, nothing feels real to Remus Lupin. Nothing, that is, except Tonks. HBP Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Nicknames by Helena McKennon reviews
Remus Lupin doesn't like calling her Tonks. RL x NT, a conversation sometime after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
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Twelve Marauder Tales reviews
Twelve long or short or inbetween one shots involving Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs our favourite Marauder boys and their times at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Photograph reviews
It's about time Neville gets a Christmas present for his mum and dad. A nice little oneshot about Neville deciding on what to give them for Christmas. Written for Huffle's Twelve Fics of Christmas Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
I Wouldn't Want You to Want to Be Wanted By Me reviews
OOTP, HBP spoilers. A long, bittersweet story that follows the relationship between Remus and Tonks. Starts when Tonks wakes in St Mungo's to find Remus sitting by her bed. Title from the song The Rat Within the Grain by Damien Rice. Will not be completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,643 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
When Gran Drinks Firewhisky reviews
For once in his life, Neville wants to open his presents on Christmas Day. Part of Huffle's Twelve Fics of Christmas Challenge. Firewhisky prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
The Art of Dancing reviews
A wonderful, glittering swirl of colours glides by. It such a perfect scene that it's just bizarre. Dances aren't supposed to be that perfect, there's something wrong with this picture. Part of my entry to Huffle's Twelve Fics of Christmas Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Professor Snape's Tedious and Boring Essays reviews
Professor Snape's tedious and boring essays and why I refuse to write another one, an essay by Harry Potter. A few mild spoilers from PoA and OOTP but that is all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Gift From the Spiders reviews
The great Mirror of Erised doesn't fascinate Neville at all, infact it creeps him out. But something else, something nice, something strange, something wonderful, catches his eye. Part of my entry to Huffle's Twelve Fics of Christmas Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
Christmas on the Janus Thickey Ward reviews
Neville Longbottom visits his parents every year at Christmas. Nothing ever seems to change. He is just about to give up hope when an unexpected Christmas present from his Mum restores all the hope in the world. Part of Twelve Fics of Christmas Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Harry Gets Back at Dudley reviews
Dudley picks on Harry but Harry, being the smart one and all, gets back at him with witty remarks. Good fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Choose Another Colour reviews
Remus talks about what he thought about nine of Tonks's different hair styles and colours. A very small amount of DH spoilers but nothing more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Boring Visit to Mrs Figg's reviews
One Shot. Pointless dribble. Harry at Mrs Figgs house looking at photos of cats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
Greetings from Uncle Vernon reviews
A weeks worth of morning greetings to Harry from Uncle Vernon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Teddy's Colour reviews
One Shot. A couple of DH spoilers. A cute short story on how Teddy finally settles on his favourite hair colour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete