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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:
STINK, STANK, STUNK

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

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Blood and Iron by Farky-fark and the Munky Bunch reviews
It is the year 4E 201 and as Alduin the World-Eater begins his new reign over Skyrim, Fate ties together the tales of two soldiers from opposite sides of the Civil War, the future High Queen, an enigmatic assassin, a foreigner at the head of an army, a man returned from the grave, and the last Dragonborn of Nordic legend. Sequel to Ice and Fire. Character list changes per chapter.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 7/31/2014 - OC, K. Drogo
Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 287,890 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Vigilantes Vague by littlewhitecat reviews
There is only one possible explanation, the God-Emperor had decided to test his faith and his resolve. Why else was his life the mess it currently was. No matter he will prevail to smite the enemies of Humanity once more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,796 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/30
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 266,815 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 187,685 - Reviews: 6813 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 11,352 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
The Chronicles of Ra'jirra: The Wasteland Affair by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Arch-mage Ra'jirra defeated Mannimarco twelve years ago, and kept his guild and family safe through the Oblivion Crisis. Earnest Haines has fled the only home he knows in search of answers. These two men are on a collision course.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,781 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Completed. It's my "Winnie the Pooh" to my A.A. Milne. (That's NOT a complementary comparison, by the way.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,511 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Cigarettes and Gunmetal by MonoGlyph reviews
The Solar Kingdom, but not as you know it. Gargantuan skyscrapers line the streets and mechanical transports dot the skies. Artificial constructs reign over most electronics built within the last decade. Mechanical and bioengineered enhancements adorn the body of the modern equine. In short: Sundry tales from a cyberpunk Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14453 - Favs: 19,064 - Follows: 16,621 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shetlander by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
The new Laird is stopping in Ponyville en route to Canterlot. However, he and his herd are only the first to arrive. The second arrival will be bad enough. As for the third herd of visitors... now complete. And reshelved as a crossover. This is what comes of doing NaNoWriMo 2012 without a plan.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Rarity, Zecora, Cutie Mark Crusaders, OC - Complete
Home For the Holidays: A 'Magic, As Opposed to Magic' Omake by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
In a splay far, far away from 'Magic, As Opposed to Magic' canon, Harry got permission to bring his friends home for a good old-fashioned Saturalia. Seasoned gleetings to you too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
From Ramen with Love: HD Edition by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Bigger, better and with more ramen and humor than ever before, From Ramen with Love returns with less terrible English, new content and an overall upgrade! Valentine's day is coming up and Naruto has no clue how to get a date. With the aid of Ichiraku's daughter, Ayame, Naruto tries to learn how to win the heart of the girl he loves...and the hearts of many other girls!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,616 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Naruto U., Ayame
Random Gir shots by WhateverI'maPerson reviews
These are just several moments of Gir insanity. Some are from the show, but I have created alot of them. I don't know how many I will write, but hopefully lots! : So enjoy and R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Gir
Predators: The Avatar the Last Airbender Version! by Nameless dude reviews
After finding themselves mysteriously transported from the Four Nations to a strange and tropical terrain, eight human "predators" find themselves trapped in a deadly, intergalactic hunt that blurs the line between man and monster.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,670 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Stories in Stone: Luna's Royal Guard by TheDarkRabbit reviews
The statues in canterlot gardens tell many tales. but are they really all statues? Primary work is posted on
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 577,822 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Minutes to Midnight by lostsword reviews
AU. Zim is a successful Invader, Gaz is a sixteen year old Game addict, Dib is an unknowing...he's just Dib. What happens if Gaz was the first to meet Zim and what would happen if Zim was about to fall victim to politics gone bad? ZaGr DaTr FTW!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Quantum Castaways by Dust Traveller reviews
Twilight wakes up one morning to a harsh dose of unreality, stranded on an island with nothing familiar. Harried on all sides by danger, she will find her mettle sorely tested, and learn that the best friends are those made when our back is to the wall.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,013 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
The Wine of Ages by Whiggity reviews
Death remembers the promises you make him. What might have happened if the Wine of Ages had taken just a little longer to come into effect?
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10796 - Favs: 5,473 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Needs More Dakka by Agent HUNK reviews
Alucard, though an odd series of events, discovers the glory of Warhammer 40,000. Naturally, his first instinct is to request his own copy of one of the setting's iconic weapons: a bolt pistol. The results that follow can only be described as Chaos.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Alucard
The Last Immortals by Stigma reviews
Naruto has lived long enough to see the world change. But the more things change, the more they stay the same. Note: this is an alternate ending to "Naruto's Greatest Heresy" Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Almost Punk Enough by Saint H reviews
Jinx is having some existential problems.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jinx
Interlude by Saint H reviews
What happens during Teen Titans episodes that we don't see. Check out the story that is usually covered up by commercials or just plain left out. VULGAR.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,139 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2005
Blue Raspberry Lemonade by Fanboyash reviews
Afro has always believed himself to be a monster for the lives he has had to take so he could avenge his father, but now he is going to see what a real monster truly is. Rated M for strong language.
Afro Samurai/アフロサムライ - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Afro S., Ninja Ninja - Complete
The Third Wall by Saint H reviews
3rd version of the classic comedy fic! The Titans are aware that they're in a fanfiction, and they've lost all inhibitions, morals, and sanity. Why? Mainly for the lulz.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Negative Man, Wintergreen
Nagato's Free time by Shunk reviews
What does Nagato do when not in the Clubroom? Series of oneshots, mostly dealing with her Computer club activities.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Yuki N.
Legend of the Icy Hot Ninja by GenericSpider reviews
A boy named Jack J. Williams is now a Genin. His teammates: his best friend Ryu and a seemingly normal girl named Amanda. Together they will grow into legendary ninjas, along side another team, a team called Team 7, made of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tribe of Five by Saint H reviews
Joey, Izzy, Mal, Garth and me, out of the spandex. Don't be dumb, get in on this! And forget about Capn' Traffic-Lite! Nobody likes him! The only reason he gets that hot alien tail is because she doesn't know better! Roy/Speedy perspective
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Speedy, Jericho
Letters to the Forum: The Intervention by Ahmenet reviews
Kakashi relay's a hilarious adventure to Penthouse magazine. Lemons in the future. Full spectrum of characters. Reviews appreciated. Some minor Lemons and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,009 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kakashi H.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7145 - Favs: 5,668 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flamed by chairomori reviews
Hyuuga Hinata is many things: an heiress, a kunoichi, and a secret author who just got flamed? Cry uncle, because somebody's going to pay big time. Rated T for language. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Secret Spells by L. A. Moonfyre reviews
Centers around a budding but uncertain relationship between Hermione and Ginny, with some Luna thrown into the mix! Written for fun, takes place during no particular year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
More Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
Endless Perspectives by Ananke Adrasteia reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter: seven characters, seven Endless, the works. Snape and Morpheus share an archetype, Dumbledore chats with Destiny and so on...
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
To Kill a Boy Wonder by Saint H reviews
[ONESHOT CONTESTENTRY] The Titans are called to stop a villain who's invaded the mall. But after stopping them what adventures await them? Hint: There's lingerie goodness involved. [ONESHOT CONTESTENTRY]
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
strangelove by MusedMoose reviews
SHOUJOAI. Kitsune considers her changing feelings and what she feels for another of Hinata House, and the results... Complete! finally....
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,358 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Mitsune K., Motoko A. - Complete
On Pain of Deth: The Hogwarts Experiment reviews
Hermione, Luna and Wolfe OC cause chaos and mayhem in Hogwarts. Rated for general tomfoolery. FLAMES ACCEPTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008