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Joined 08-10-07, id: 1348879, Profile Updated: 01-03-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

1/3/09. Well, it's 2009 now. So far it's been a very sucky start to the year. I won't be updating my stories anytime soon. But hopefully I'll get back to them. It's just that so much is happening right now, it's too painful to deal with and still have time to write. I mean, sure, Christmas break would've been a good time to write. Too bad I was busy.

Anyway. Yep...I got back on...and this is my update. (Not that anyone reads them...)

Favorite song? Remembering Sunday by All Time Low. My favorite song frequently changes so my favorite doesn't have to be the best one in the world. Just a good one. It'll change again soon enough.

Currently reading: Brisingr, by Christopher Paolini.

Favorite Book: Wow there are soo many books I love. Like, Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl and Inkheart and Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse. Especially the books by Sarah Dessen. Dee Henderson= my current favorite author. And of course I love the Naruto manga. And Scott Westerfield's Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Akatsukicons!!
Itachi -/ \-
Deidara o\/
Zetsu \o.o/
Tobi @
Sasori -.-
Kisame =0_o=
Hidan o.o
Kakuzu .

Copy and Paste:

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile.

(Btw I don't believe that 98 percent of teenagers smoke pot, but I know I don't smoke pot. So that's why I copied and pasted.)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

End Copy and Paste section.

Ha ha, I got those from Starchii's profile, she is the writer of my current favorite story, A Test of Insanity. She was part of my inspiration to write my Naruto Fanfic.

"A vase is basically a flower torture device: You rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly." ~someone awesome

Random thoughts:

"Just when I thought I knew all the answers, they changed the questions."

"My brain is on cello jam."

Favorite Quotes (yeah there are tons of quotes out there that should be on my list but I can't think of them right now... I think I have a minor case of short term memory loss...)

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"All freshman start out stupid. But the freshman that are STILL stupid are abusing the privilege." ~me, sophomore year.

Follow Up: "Freshman? There are freshman? Oh yeah, those guys over there cowering in the corner. Haha. Freshman." ~me, junior year.

"What did you eat for breakfast, a bowl of STUPID?"

"Never Miss an Opportunity." ~James McNab (our marching instructor, we probably won't ever see him again WE LOVE YOU JAMES!)

~Survey~

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Justin (my EX-bf), "cya later."

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank? I don't remember because that was yesterday. I think it was crunch chocolate and coke at the movie theater.

3.What was the last thing you thought? "cya later (thinking: douche)."

4.What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? Nothing. I'm really hungry though.

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you. I refuse!

6.Find a book. What book? Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Lord of the Rings. Gandalf.

7.If you could be anybody from Naruto, who would you be and why? Man that's hard. I can invent the kind of character i would want to be in Naruto, but to actually BE one of the characters that already exists? hm...for now, i'm going with...(pause for thought)...Shikamaru I guess. Although Tsunade is pretty awesome, too. I would be an Akatsuki or something, but you know they'll probably all die in the end. Bad guys are supposed to lose, and they're already killing them off, one by one. (Btw don't tell me any spoilers because I know what I know about Naruto from the Shippuden episodes. And there seems to be a lot more known out there than what I know from all the current episodes. I hate spoilers.)

8.Type your name with your elbow. rtasdcyhjerpol, Sweet its supposed to say "rachel."

9.Type your name with your nose. rachel Ha i win.

10. Type your name with a pen... without looking. racjjjhtrekl

11.Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. open your eyes. Whats the first things you see? The white space on this computer screen.

12.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of? sdgternacceg. it doesn't remind me of anything.

The Narutard Quiz!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Right Now? 1. Deidara i guess. 2. Sai, for now. 3. umm,various other characters. I'm pretty much a non-hater, I like most of the characters.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
I'm not picky, as long as the fanfiction author writing the pair can pull it off. I've been thinking about writing an ItachixKurenai, now wouldn't that be interesting?

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Ick. If you are gay or appreciate reading about gay people, I do not hold it against you, but I definitely do not support it.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Ha I wish. I wanted to cosplay Akatsuki for Halloween, it didn't work out.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.
I wish I owned Naruto stuffs, but I don't. I've looked for stuff though.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
I used to think I was destined for Shikamaru. Now, I'm too shallow to pick. (But I'm only shallow about Naruto characters.)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
Ouch, this is a toughie. I always have been interested in KibaHina, but NaruHina is nice too.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuSaku by default. I don't read Yaoi, and SasuNaru is just wrong.

9. Which team is your favorite?
Team Yondaime. The Sannin.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Meh. Idk. I don't really care, and don't want to know until they care to announce it in the Shippuden tv series.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
I'm kind of indifferent, but it's extremely plausible.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Akatsuki is my favorite of like, the entire series right now, but I guess Deidara. It wavers between Deidara, Hidan, and Kisame.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro-Sasuke, Anti-Sasuke's decision to join Orochimaru.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
I'm a little behind on the Shippuden, but I plan to catch up. Yes, I sat through all the fillers too.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
I don't read the chapters. I love Shippuden anime, and I don't want anything to spoil that for me.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No.

17. Sub or dub?
Sub. You gotta love Japanese accents.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura. Pre-Shippuden, she had a ways to go before she was mature, but I'm not a hater and she always had good intentions, so I never disliked her. She's never been my favorite though.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Ha, funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Yes. Just saw him in da shippuden.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Ugly nerd. That's a little harsh, though. Lee, however, I can tolerate.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Would be huh? I'd have to say Deidara could pull off being a crossdresser.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Awesomely weird.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
I'd have to say...Kakashi? Idk. Kisame.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Yes! For the most part.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Yes.

27. Do you like lemons?
...No.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Ha no. I don't think they understand one thing about Naruto at all, except that it's manga and the people who wrote it live in a predominantly Buddhist country, so they don't "support that kind of thing". (they don't approve of manga)

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Not yet.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
YES! hahahahahahhahaha I love them. Music + Naruto = My Life

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
Yup. My bff got me hooked on Naruto, and I got my other bff hooked on it.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Not recently.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Nope.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Um. It's made me a lot less focused. But I don't think it's making anything suffer.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Nope. Naruto is completely online and free, in my house.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Nopes.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
Yeah, but I don't have a scanner to put them in a gallery on my computer. Nor do I count my little collection of drawings as a gallery. Plus, it'd be hard to count because I have a lot of random doodles.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Eh. Depends on my mood. Yes...?

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yep. Usually my OC's are based off of myself too, lol.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Naruto took over my life for awhile, but unfortunately my attention has recently been more focused elsewhere. Sorry Naruto! I'll love you forever, but my life belongs to other things now.

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A Test of Insanity by Starchii reviews
AU DeiXIno ItaXSaku TenXHidan Complete Sakura, Tenten, and Ino were just walking back from a mission when suddenly two Akatsuki members appear and capture them. What is their motive and why did they kidnap all three of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Art of Deception: An Itachi Uchiha Story by Dulcetvoice reviews
On a mission gone awry, Mizuki finds herself prey to no one else than one of her tribe's worst enemies: Uchiha Itachi. However, what will happen when he discovers her true identity? Capture? Humiliation? Death? Or all of the above? ItachixOC !REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,610 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Itachi U.
Beauty and the Beast by Silva Bramley reviews
Ino and Kiba are stuck together on a mission to Takigakure, land of the waterfall, to guard a girl who is competeing to be in the Waterfall Festival. Will they fail their mission or form a relationship? KibaxIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Life Is A Bang! by GrandLordAtos reviews
Deidara had everything he could have ever wanted. Money, fame, women, parties, you name it, he had it. But when Akatsuki came knockin', everything began to go up in smoke. Lighthearted humor, but gets darker later on. NOTE: Made prior to Pain arc, xOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,447 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Deidara
A Naruto Fairytale by KaoruHitachiinn reviews
This is a story I worte for a friend as a joke. It has to do with the rivaly of Ino and Sakura. It's told from Ino's point od view as her being a beatiful Princess, and Sakura being a horrible witch. Kiba got to be the handsome prince.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
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Inopig: You Are So Annoying reviews
This story goes alongside Nejikun: You Will Love Me. It's from Neji's POV. It's about an arranged marriage, an unlikely couple, and their struggles. Please read iluvkiba44's version also, I think it's more interesting to see both points of view. Thank You
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Neji H., Ino Y.
The New Girl reviews
At the age of fifteen, Kiana's life is torn apart. She runs away from home, in search of the the infamous Akatsuki. How does she fare, letting go of everything to pursue a life unknown?I have to say, it's not bad. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Deidara