Moonlit Feathers
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Joined 08-10-07, id: 1348882, Profile Updated: 09-11-09
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Naruto, and Spirited Away.

Hello everybody! Moonlit Feathers here. I changed my name recently; new year, new name. Sorry to any fans who got confused! :)

I like Full Metal Alchemist, YuYuHakusho, Bleach, Death Note, Diana Wynne Jones, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Discworld, Artemis Fowl, the Princess Bride, Monty Python (movies and TV series), Hayao Miyazaki, and just to be mainstream, Naruto (slightly), Yu-Gi-Oh! and Harry Potter. I like humorous fics, Mary-Sue bashing and AU. I tend to avoid OOC, but OC's are fine if well-written.

Favorite characters: (Naruto) Shino, Deidara, Orochimaru, Kakashi, (FMA) Envy, Lust, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Edward Elric (Death Note) L, Ryuk, (Artemis Fowl) Artemis, Holly Short, Foaly, Opal Koboi (Diana Wynne Jones) Chrestomanci, Sophie Hatter, (YuYuHakusho) Kurama, Hiei, Genkai, Jin, (Yu-Gi-Oh!) Yami Yugi, Yami Marik, Yami Bakura, Bakura, (Inuyasha) Sesshoumaru, (Hitchhiker's Guide) Marvin, Zaphod Beeblebrox, (Discworld) Everyone! Except Susan.

Favorite quotations:

"Roads? Where we're going we won't need...roads." - Back to the Future 1

"And what do you burn besides witches?" "MORE WITCHES!!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!" - Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Would you like me to go rust in a corner or shall I just fall apart where I'm standing?" - Marvin, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"We apologize for the inconvenience." - the Hitchhiker's Guide

" a castle far, far away where no one can hear you BEEEEP..." - Potter Puppet Pals:Wizard Swears

"No, not the club, not there, it's far too lar--ARRRRRGH!!" - 8-bit Theater

"Oh, I'll give them their dental plan." - The One Ring to Rule Them All

"That's right - I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!" - The Nightmare Before Christmas


"Give us the gate key!" "I have no gate key." Fezzik, tear his arms off." "Oh you mean this gate key." - The Princess Bride (movie)

"What about the R.O.U.S.s?" "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." - The Princess Bride (movie)

"Is this a kissing book?" - The Princess Bride (movie)

"You? Him? He's a panda. You're a panda." - Kung Fu Panda

Chain-profile-posts (that stuff that says "if you agree, copy and post this!" I don't usually do this, but I went with a whim):

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you think gay marriage should be legal. Marriage rights for all!

If you have ever walked into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those dumb kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, copy and paste this into your profile.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines- Stephen Wright

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target- Ashleigh Brilliant.

Now on to the fics!

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Where Black Met Gold by Tuli Azzameen reviews
Post ep. 50. Solomon has survived his brush with death, and returns to make a play for Saya's heart just as her relationship with Haji is intensifying, while Nathan pursues his own mysterious agenda. A triangular love story with ample plot twists.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,951 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
I survived the Seireiterei Game Show! by espeon16 reviews
12 shinigamis. Wacky challenges. One prize. Who will triumph in the Seireitei Game Show?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,960 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Changing of the Guard by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. An old captain talks to a new one. And offers sage advice. Sort of.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Shinji H. - Complete
Falling into Place by yoru no ame reviews
A direct continuation of “Putting a Name to a Face.” Saiga and Kakei have only just met, but events are slowly beginning to unravel that will test their new relationship.
Legal Drug - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Saiga, Kakei - Complete
A Little Serenade by Viridian Magpie reviews
In which Kyouya will not get enough sleep.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
In Which Myspace and Facebook Have a Baby by LaTortueViolette reviews
Myspace and Facebook get together.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
The Worst Fic Ever by LaTortueViolette reviews
This is a spoof fic written for a character/fan pairing thread on Gaiaonline. It's not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
That's why Trix are for Kids by Winged Monkey reviews
The Trix rabbit longs for a bowl, a spoon, a taste. When he finally has an opportunity, what will the consequences be if he attains his prize? Both humor and tragedy, but isn't that the way of the rabbit's life? -Might be expanded at a later date-
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Why Bathroom Doors Are Best Kept Locked by LiteralBlue reviews
Also known as Bladder Issues. Although these have little to do with the story itself. Contains OCs, Kakuzu stealing things, Kisame stealing more things, Tobiloving, lemurlesness, skateboard races, the apocalypse and jigging. Poor Deidara. Rated for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
How the Witch Stole Christmas! by Iolanthe 8 reviews
A Christmas-y crossover, with apologies to Dr. Seuss and DWJ. Rated T for mild implied language.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Unlucky by FacelessStranger reviews
This will totally happen someday.....I'm sort of surprised that it hasn't happened already....Please read and review....yeah, and I don't own any of these characters and all that jazz
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary by Mesan reviews
A certain genetically engineered Pokémon decides to keep a diary of the ins and outs of his daily life, down in his lair in Cerulean Cave. Oh dear. [Entry 4: Dial M For Mewtwo. And Murder.]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
The Life & Times of the Hitchhiker's Guide by ZirDanger reviews
Part One: Potatoes. Being the first of several obscure entries in that wholly remarkable book, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Putting a Name to a Face by yoru no ame reviews
A response to an old challenge by 'a boy named maggie.' Kakei waits impatiently for the arrival of a man who will change his life.
Legal Drug - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
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Story of a Monster reviews
The events of the movie from No-Face's perspective. This is No-Face as you've never seen him before: a lost, lonely spirit who just needs some love and attention.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Kaonashi - Complete
Human Soul, Pokemon Heart reviews
Since the downfall of Teams Aqua and Magma, Team Rocket has extended its operations into Hoenn as well. Rocket is known for its horrible experiments on Pokemon, but have they moved on to people too? And what can one brandnew Pokemon trainer do about it?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007
Gangs of Konoha reviews
It's a tough world out there. In the absence of ninjas, our Naruto characters find safety and strength in gangs. But this world has its dangers too. Inspired by the 9th opening of the Naruto anime. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008