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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I'm very proud of my heritage, thankyou.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

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From Potions to Pram by Laume reviews
AU, kidfic. The war is over, and Severus Snape wants out. A reluctant Albus Dumbledore agrees to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,728 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Severus S., Albus D.
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5692 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 7,233 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Founders' Blood by Nesley reviews
Harry is adopted and is taught magic at a young age. He learns many interesting truths about the past, about himself, and possibly the future. Will these revelations help him win a war or choose a path all too familar to the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,365 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy who Became the Man by Zerestor reviews
Exploring Severus Snape's character through the people who have known him. How the boy they knew became the man they now see. So far Molly, Arthur, Albus, Minerva, Sirius, Poppy and Remus makes a few appearances.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Remus L., Severus S.
The Miserable Gits Club by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus, Hermione and Lucius are feeling a little lost after the war. Society is changing, and so are they.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Passin' Through by Tensleep reviews
Passin' Through was her only intention before she found something different in Tulsa and people started digging where they didn't belong. T to be safe
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,173 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Two Bit M., Dallas W.
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nineteen Years Later by JunoMagic reviews
Nineteen years after Voldemort has won, Severus Snape tries to commit suicide. When he wakes in a hospital in a foreign country, strange surprises await him ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7240 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Into the Ether by duj reviews
WIP, SSHG, DH-compatible. "Dear Hermione..." Twenty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, she thought she'd received all the letters there were, and despaired. But there was still one letter to come...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,466 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unexercised Soul by elimeny reviews
Upon his death, Snape awakens in a familiar park, and is given a choice. That which he never exercised on his own behalf is granted back to him. Let's hope he gets it right this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,706 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Something in the Night by MyPhoenixLament reviews
It is only upon the bridge between childhood and adulthood that what was right becomes wrong, and what was wrong becomes habit. A young Lucius Malfoy reads "The Wizard and the Hopping Pot."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Changes in Heart by Face of Poe reviews
DOESN'T follow HBP or DH...starts in summer after 5th year. NOT HG/SS Snape learns at the last minute of an attempt to kidnap Hermione & a growing friendship complicates Hogwarts life for Hermione. COMPLETE- Sequel- What Once Was HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,702 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by asundayinaugust reviews
On the night before Rose’s wedding, somebody has to face the ghosts of the past. Written for the SS/HG Gift Exchange Winter 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Minimum of Two by Mango Schmango reviews
Margaret Hale/John Thornton future fic. Fanny and Dixon cannot understand the union of two people who refuse to be constrained by rigid social etiquette. They cannot understand that without each other, their lives would be an eternally bitter winter.
North and South - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7919 - Favs: 7,460 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Straight and Fast by seashell118 reviews
Alaska is pissed and drunk when she finds her chance to get out of the labyrinth in the form of a jackknifed truck. Straight and fast. That's the way to go. Straight. And. Fast. Oneshot.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Alaska - Complete
Black Widow by HermitKnut reviews
Seven years on, and the war still continues. As weary Aurors fight weary battles, the Black Widow walks. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Disintegration by Her Name Is Erika reviews
The disintegration of one relationship and the evolution of another witnessed through another's eyes. VinceLola. ChaseLola.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Lola M. - Complete
Good Night, Good Morning by Jade Star reviews
Lucy and Peter always had a speical connection. Their final moments alive are spent together after the train crash. Please review
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Silverfish by Tierfal reviews
Sirius faces off against an incredible foe. The world may never be the same - and Sirius's sanity certainly won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Slytherin Ice Princess by persianpoison reviews
Hermione Jane Granger. The one who holds lies that can change everyone's view upon her. A pureblood, the Queen of Serpents, and for some reason, the Slytherin Ice Princess... Full summary inside. Please R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Of Mountains and Milk by amberdowny reviews
Why does that song calm him down? A Crazy Steve story.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
The Silvering Divide by Somigliana reviews
Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Verge by Wynter Nytes reviews
She knew it. The Order knew it. Hell, even Ron knew it, and he was denser than a box of rocks. What she didn’t know, and what they didn’t know, is when she was going to finally break. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Gift of Time by Leraiv Snape reviews
Snape is shocked when he sees Hermione Granger, the girl he spent twenty years looking for, amongst the first years of Hogwarts...SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,357 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Confrontrations by sleepybluocean reviews
Severus found out interesting secrets about Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Requiem of a Dream by Lizard23 reviews
The war is over, though Hermione Granger's life is no less complicated or dangerous. Severus Snape makes a miraculous return from the dead and everything Hermione thought she knew comes crashing down around her. HG/SS *Nominated for the Quibbler Awards*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,648 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Misadventures of Arranged Marriage by Sylvia Snape reviews
Silly things about the lives of Severus and Hermione, including but not limited to: misunderstandings, secrets and bloopers. The crazy spinoff of When All Else Fails, by Rickmanlover24601. Written as a series of 100 word drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 221 - Words: 23,318 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Angels Fall First by Soline reviews
Hermione is changed on her seventeenth birthday and Snape grudgingly receives the protection of a guardian angel, an eluvia. What will the bond provoke between them? Warning for language and some gore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,161 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Malfoy Will by Clementine Angst reviews
Draco's father is making him pick a bride.He invests in the help of Hermione and things get pretty crazy.Especially when both of them have trouble distinguishing between what's real and what's an act & Ron,Pansy and an unexpected pregnancy get in the way
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,495 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I can't Stay Gold by Now.Get.This reviews
COMPLETE. Ponyboy's death.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
When Too Good Is True by Alexa Johnson reviews
A few years after the war, Hermione leaves England to find herself, and ends up finding more than even she expected. Written for the Christmas '07 round of the SSHG exchange. Not compliant with DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stupid Kid by NittanyLizard reviews
Roy figured the best way to raise his kid would be to do the opposite of everything his dad had done. He thought he was doing a mighty good job of it, too.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Dallas W. - Complete
Our Time? by stashthesocks reviews
I love time turner fics, but they never end how I want them to. So I had a go at writing my own. Hermione tries to help Harry find a Horcrux by going back in time. If everything happens for a reason then that means she was meant to go back, right? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,411 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Like Waves Against Rocks by Sare Liz reviews
Her smile was back, and this time it seemed to carry hope. He wondered if she knew it. HG/VK
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Unrequited by Leraiv Snape reviews
At Minerva McGonagall's funeral, Ron Weasley reflects on the fact that his wife was never really his. RWHG and SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Knock at the Door by A plus reviews
Hermione disappears for two years and the shows up on Harry's doorstep one night dying, and with a child. It was a mother's last request. She knew him too well. HGSS, HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Wizards Than You by WiccaRowan reviews
A young nurse at St Mungo's comes across a rather unusual injury.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13639 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 6,669 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
One of Them by Meg Elizabeth Rose reviews
Faith Dursley is your average girl, daddy's angel, adorable, and has the perfect boyfriend. And she's a witch. Will wizardry change who she is, and will she be able to handle all of the challenges that come with the name, and those of a normal teenager?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,979 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Never Too Late by Scattered Logic reviews
Waiting for death, Hermione meets an old friend she never knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Griffin and the Dragon by Lizard23 reviews
Reeling after the loss of one of her closest friends, Hermione continues in her search for the remaining Horcruxes. An unlikely ally arises from the dust as the final battle looms ominously ahead. HGDM. AU to Deathly Hallows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,086 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5042 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Seize the Day by mellode reviews
My mother, so proud of our French motto, told me a Latin quote every single day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Regulus B. - Complete
iVoldy by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
What will happen when Voldemort goes 21st century? The good, the bad, and the explosive of an upgraded wizarding world to iPods, computers, and video games. No ships, so far. Rated for mild language... Epilogue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Satisfaction by silvermisery reviews
Potter? Please, avenge my parents. And Potter? Avenge me, and Granger, and everyone else who has to die tomorrow because of the f*cking b*stard out there. Okay?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome Back, Hermione by silvermisery reviews
Hermione loses her memory...please try to trust me when I say this is as uncliche as possible for a Dramione fic, of which, after all, there are thousands and there are only so many plots, you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,817 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Office For the Detection of Muggle Knowledge by Miss Sassy reviews
Penelope Clearwater takes a group on a tour of a new MOM office. Random story. Random idea. It might seem funny. If you R, please R! I'm new to this...I could use the constructive critosism I know I spelled that wrong, but what ever. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
The Boxcar Children Gone Wrong! by armageddon-incarnate reviews
Title says it all. Parody. Sorry, I've mangled it. Jessie as a psychopath kleptomaniac! Benny is fat and stupid! Henry is always angry! And Violet is... just there.
Boxcar Children - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
Seven Characters In Search of a Story by tfm reviews
Tonks, Sirius, Snape, Narcissa, Luna, Dobby and Bob the Dementor must save the Wizarding World one evil faction at a time. Together, they walk the downward spiral to insanity. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,146 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
100 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Shylee Taregan reviews
What does one do when given a list of rules one must not break? Why, break them, of course! A series of drabbles based on a very long thread.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
The Most Insane School Days of the Sisters Black by Sadie Lovegood reviews
Dominating Bella, romantic Andromeda, and delicate Cissy were all once Hogwarts students. Did they all fit the infamously sinister Slytherin reputation, or were they, perhaps, just normal teenage girls once upon a time, before the rise of the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Legacy by fahzzyquill reviews
One boy sits staring at blood red sky reflecting on who she wants him to be and who he knows he is. He resents who he has become. He accepts that he may have to let her go. By doing so he frees himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Slices of Life: Hogwarts by Lone Butterfly reviews
Short slices of life: Professor Severus Snape and Professor Hermione Snape living at Hogwarts. Postwar, AU, HGSS Rating is for mature situations in some slices.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Memorable Mother's Day by something-like-love reviews
Fridwulfa shares a last day with her son, Rubeus Hagrid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Fridwulfa, Rubeus H. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Riddles in the Dark: Tom and I by MyPhoenixLament reviews
COMPLETE Danielle Parmellie has been asked to tell the story of her past to Albus Dumbledore. A past which entwines her fate around that of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,278 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos by Heptagon reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Resolution by indianpipe reviews
After a series of situations involving Hermione, a student and old friends Snape realizes he must make a change. Now complete. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,717 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Into The North by Kailin reviews
Fifteen years after Voldemort's fall, Severus Snape thought he'd finally found peace. Then he received an unexpected visit, and discovers that he's not the only one needing to make peace with the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,102 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Piece of Normalcy by yesterdayschild4 reviews
A couple of years into their relationship, Draco Malfoy contemplates fatherhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Dudley D., Hermione G. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hufflepuff Revolution by Only Sometimes reviews
It started out as a bet between teachers, but it ended up changing everything Hogwarts thought they knew about Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
The Only Way by Winter Solstice1 reviews
Now complete with epilogue! An Auror visits a prisoner in Azkaban prison...but all is not as it seems...SSHG post HBP. Spoilers and knowledge from HBP assumed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Gryffindor Tried and True by Meercat reviews
[COMPLETE] Voldemort discovers Snape's role as a spy. Harry is dying. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom to the rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,339 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vindication by peregrinepandora reviews
One shot. Snape has words for James. "He snuck into Honeydukes, Potter. That’s something you would have loved to see. But I was there, not you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Affectation by peregrinepandora reviews
It's easy to call him evil, and maybe he is, but maybe you are too. Voldemort one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Voldemort - Complete
The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master by Lady Alice Kyteler reviews
Snape, Hermione ... domestic bliss? A record of daily life at Hogwart's after the War, as seen through the eyes of the recently-married Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Journals by cyropi reviews
Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy, is depressed and has an unusual method of self-harming to cope with it. Of course it’s only so long before Head Girl Hermione finds out about it… but could her wish to help him change into something more? DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Opposites Attract by DistinctVagueness reviews
An old student returns to Hogwarts...and Severus thought HE'D changed...HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Definition by peregrinepandora reviews
One-shot. Five-year-old Harry asks Aunt Petunia what it means to be dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
First Signs of Magic: Severus Snape by Icarus reviews
Severus Snape still hasn't shown his first signs of magic, and his grandfather (a notorious Dark wizard) wants to see him. What shall the Snapes do about Severus?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Severus S.
Monks and Munchies by Lady Feylene reviews
Just a little bit of silliness, in which the Marauders discuss who's best suited for monkhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
First Signs of Magic: Hermione Granger by Icarus reviews
Dr. and Dr. Granger have a perfectly ordinary evening, when something very odd occurs. "As a family, they made the decision to panic."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Hermione G.
Elf by The Potions Mistress reviews
Legolas vents in my elf friendly version of Beck's "Loser"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2002
And Yet He Flinched by H.L.B reviews
McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Severus S., Minerva M.