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Obviously, I'm not going to tell you who I really am. What do you take me for, a total idiot? However, I will say this about me, in case anyone in this place is even remotely interested enough to read this. I'm a girl, but I go by the nickname Lloyd because of my personality. I'm lazy, doze off in class (which I would recommend not doing, unless you want your teacher to get mad at you), and I have a tendency to annoy people. I'm somewhere between fourteen and seventeen years old, and currently my favorite thing ever is Tales of Symphonia.

I guess this account is shared between me and Lloyd. (I'm Genis/Sheena by the way, but mostly Genis) I don't sleep in class and I actually pay attention. (Unlike someone else... Lloyd: Shut up Genis). Also somewhere between fourteen and seventeen, and I also love ToS. (In case you couldn't notice)

So...that's us in a nutshell. Whoot! -ahem- Anywho... Since our account was so boring to look at, we thought we'd add some more stuff to it. Like quotes! Quotes are always fun. And most of our friends correlate with someone from ToS, so we'll use their nicknames instead of their real names. Okay? Okay.

Genis: "I'll pay for this, he swears!"... Wait, what?

Lloyd, Genis, Zelos: -yelling- Lloyd, I am your father!

Lloyd: What does 'idealist' mean?
Genis: -sigh- Well, what does 'ideal' mean, Lloyd?
Lloyd: I don't know.
Genis: What?! You're in tenth grade and you don't know what ideal means?!
Lloyd: Heh...

Genis: Hot, cold, hot, cold, which is it Lloyd? Make up your mind!

Lloyd: -pokes Raine in the side-
Raine: -squeaks- Hey!
Lloyd: Eep! Genis, hide me! -ducks behind Genis-
Genis: -laughing- Nuh-uh. -moves away-
Raine: -uses neck pressure point on Lloyd-
Lloyd: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!... Genis, you traitor.

(Now, this one isn't with our friend's names, but rather the real characters. It was something totally random, and which was really funny, that happens before you even enter the Martel Temple in Iselia.)
Lloyd: What trial?
Phaidra: Didn't you know? Colette's been convicted of murder.
Lloyd, Genis: What?!
Colette: Hehe... No, I haven't been.
Lloyd: ...But why's there blood on your chakram?
Colette: I was...painting!
Genis: You were painting...with your chakram?
Colette: Yes! I was finger painting! And the paint got onto my chakram... -nervous laugh-
Lloyd: That's not paint! Colette, you really did kill someone, didn't you?
Colette: I'm sorry!

Genis: (Speaking for Lloyd) Didn't you know? Voldemort killed my parents.
Lloyd: Then Kratos is like Darth Vader and Voldemort...
Genis: He's Darth Kratosmort!

Lloyd: ... Hey Genis?
Genis: Yeah?
Lloyd: You know you spelled 'genius' wrong, right?
Genis: What? No I didn't. -grabs phone and looks-
Lloyd: Yes you spelled 'genuis'.
Genis: Oh... Oops!
Lloyd: Some genius you are.

(Some of our friends don't have nicknames related to ToS, so oh, well. And this is while he was doing scientific notation for chem.)
Ty: Zero-th!
Lloyd: Zero-th?
Ty: Yes. Zero-th.

(An epic quote from Tales of Vesperia.)
Raven: If you drop your guard any lower, you'll trip on it.

Zelos: Gimme an 'L'!
Regal: L!
Zelos: Gimme an 'L'!
Regal: L!
Zelos: Gimme an 'O'!
Regal: O!
Zelos: Gimme a 'D'!
Regal: D!
Zelos: What's that spell?
Lloyd: Uh...Llod?
Zelos: Oh, right, I forgot... Gimme a 'Y'!
Regal: Y!
Lloyd: Now my name is Llody?

If you haven't already, go see Bolt. Go. Now.

Lloyd's Section

Hey, everyone! This is my whole little area where I can, and will, say and do whatever I very well please. But nothing bad, promise. Though I don't know what 'bad' would include... Hmm... Okay then, no promises, since I don't even know what I'm talking about!

My Stories:

Second Regeneration: This story is a new one I've been considering and started, about the second Chosen's journey. It would be the first of Tethe'alla's Chosens, and yeah... That's about it.

Marauders: School and Beyond: I've been wanting to do a Marauders story for a little while now, but I wanted to make it somehow different. So, I decided to do it from Sirius's point of view instead of the all-popular Remus, and I'll either end it when Sirius dies or continue it from there in Remus's point of view. I haven't decided yet. But it's just the Marauders' years at Hogwarts, my version.

Stories to Come (maybe?):

Tales of Earth: This is my own Tales of Symphonia fanfiction. Instead of a self-insert where someone goes into the game, what would happen if the Symphonia characters (or most of them) come to Earth instead? This story will start up fairly soon, as soon as I finish the first chapter, so keep a eye out for it!

And I'll add more to my page as I think of it! Fly on, may your swords stay sharp, catch ya around, and all that jazz.

Genis' Section

I really don't know what to write here. I'm not very good at the whole telling people what I think they want to know thing. But is that why you're even here? See, I don't know that either!

Just Genis' Stories:

Nothing here right now.

Just Genis' Stories to Come:

Also nothing. I'll update this if I come up with anything though.

Other Randomness (That Isn't Quotes or Stuff Just For Genis or Lloyd)

Stories Written by the Both of Us (a.k.a. Tales of Warp series):

Tales of Warp: Symphonia: Yes, we jumped onto the self-insert bandwagon. But we couldn't help it; we had better ideas than getting sucked into the GameCube, starting at the beginning of the Journey of Regeneration, getting accepted by the group, and instantly telling them that we were from Earth. No way. Ours is better than that. Read it to see how! Pwease? Also, this is the first in a series that we're going to be working on. The other stories will come later.

Stories to come:

Tales of Warp: Vesperia: Ha, the second story in the Warp series! This is going to be, obviously, a self-insert into the game Tales of Vesperia. Again, it is through different means than the sucked-into-an-XBox idea since we don't like reading a lot of those. So, we're going to get the Symphonia one rolling pretty well before we get this one up.

Tales of Warp: Symphonia 2: Using the same method as in the first Symphonia, we will return, in all our awesome, butt-kicking glory! Okay, maybe not like that, but we will return. Unlike the other two, this will take place under the assumption that we have absolutely no idea as to what is going on or will go on. A nice little surprise for us as well, no?

Tales of Warp: Abyss: Now this one will probably be the last in our series. We really don't want to do Legendia, so we'll stick with this. We're planning to have another one of our friends, Raine, join in the fun this time. That'd be amusing - two kids who've gone through this three times previously and a newbie. So, yeah. This one won't come out for quite a while, despite the fact that we're already toying with ideas. The other stories need to get up and rolling first.

Other Story Quotes

Wanna know why we aren't putting these with the other quotes? ...I do too, but I thought it'd be better to have them separate. This is just a lot of quotes that other people have written - they totally do not belong to us in any way. We just wanted to put them on our profile.

Quotes from Nightfoot's Tales of Cosplayers (Read it if you haven't already):

Will: Your crazy Dr. Suess world is going to drive me insane.
Lloyd: Who's Dr. Suess?
Will: Somebody who doesn't make sense!
Lloyd: Ooooo-kay.

"They [flamethrowers] were invented by the man who said, 'I want to set that on fire, but it's too far away.'"

"Yes, it was always a good day when no one got laser-ed in the ass."

Zelos: I don't suppose you have a ten-foot-pole in your pocket?
Will: No, sorry, left mine at home.
Zelos: This would be the perfect time to make a joke about having a ten foot pole in your pants.

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Demon's Daughter by Chase Ravencroft Tilton reviews
Saint Dane is the Demon Traveler now - but was it always so? Before the beast, there was a hero. Press Tilton's adopted daughter Chase, now an orphan once more, is about to learn that there are things worse than the death of a father: the betrayal of one.
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Tales of Cosplayers by Nightfoot reviews
They were just cosplaying. They did not expect to be pushed through a door by some freak and forced to relive Tales of Symphonia, taking the place of the characters they're dressed as.
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Where I Belong by Symphoniafan reviews
Lloyd orphaned, trapped within a ranch, knowing only his name. He escapes and meets Kratos a mercenary, who is more than he seems. Longing to discover where he belongs he trusts this man to help him, but will he be able to handle the truth of who he is?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,527 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lloyd I.
The Light of Pure Reason by Bixby the Footling Bat reviews
When Maggie Hill bought an old magnifying glass in London, she didn't expect to bring home the ghost of Sherlock Holmes. Now she's stuck with a sleuth only she can see, a roommate who doubts her sanity, and a detective agency she didn't know she wanted.
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Path of Restoration by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Book three of the 'Restoration series'. SPOILERS! It has been nearly four thousand years since the Giant Tree made its Prophecy. Now the waiting is over. The Chosen of Restoration has been born...and now it is time for their journey to begin.
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The Freed by billy morph reviews
This is the story of those who were freed, and it's not going well. After a month of relative calm the kids freed at the end of the first book are about to have to best or worst time of their lives. But after the lab it can only get better, right?
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PROJECT DELILAH by Tatooine92 reviews
With the Flock still "on the loose," the Director of Itex has concocted a new plan of attack against them. Set approx. 4 years after STWAOES. Project Delilah, AKA Del, belongs to me; everything else to James Patterson. COMPLETED! Please R&R.
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Monster by Set.Me.Free.123 reviews
POST MR2. PRE MR3,4. Max and the flock meet a strange boy who knows all about them. Who is he? And why does Max feel such a strong connection with him? And then there's Fang...
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Growth Spurt by freakyanimegal reviews
While exploring the Darkness Temple Lloyd unwittingly is separated from his friends and encounters a mysterious being that calls him a child. A child that would be a good opponent in ten years. The next thing Lloyd knows he is unconscious, and...older...?
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Maximum Ride: The Final Countdown by IntercomNut reviews
My flock was dead, Itex, the company that funds the School, obviously wasn’t finished. And it seemed like Angel might have turned on us, for real this time, and there was nothing I could do about it." Excerpt from Maximum Ride: The Final Countdown
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
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Shinigami Child by Lillian Edwards reviews
On september 18th 1980 a girl is born with the ability to reconize death notes and shinigami without touching a death note. And if that wasn't enough, she also has a tie to L but does she have the ability to save him? L and Oc pairing.
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Feathered: Betrayal by wickedwings reviews
Skye is back, with a new set of problems. When an Eraser offers Skye something she can't refuse, she is torn. Give into her selfish desires and risk her new friend's lives? Or live the rest of her life in pain? Sequel to Feathered: Escape. Faxness
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Hot and Cold by funniebanana reviews
Okay, this is my version of MR4. The FAXNESS IS HERE! Includes: fight scenes, new powers, OCs, NIGGYNESS, and FAXNESS! Please read it. NO FLAMES! Rating might change to T later. Or it might not. I've got no idea. I'm finally back, with chapter 19!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007
Can't Cry by Spork Weilding Canary Of Doom reviews
The flock has escaped, again, into what seem like peaceful waters... or skies. But the new and improved Ari has injured Fang, Who is now facing something terrible, physically, mentally, and emotionally. WARNING: gore, selfmutilation, disturbing images.
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Hope of Restoration by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Book two of the 'Restoration' series.SPOILERS! It has been nearly four thousand years since the death of the Giant Tree and Kratos is close to breaking point. How much longer can the worlds survive...waiting for the Chosen of Restoration?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 187,169 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Kratos A. - Complete
Prequel to a Restoration by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Kratos, of the Alurannai, has set out on a journey to end the Kharlan war and restore peace between the races. A tale friendship, faith, and determination against all odds. SPOILERS!
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A Matter of Pride by winged516 reviews
What about the others that escaped the School? What? No one told you there were more?
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The Charity Case by shadowgirlVG reviews
Artemis Fowl isn't one to seek out friends but if taking on one charity student will get everyone off his case he might just make an exception. But this boy isn't what he seems.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,263 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/15/2005
Striker by Night's Angel31 reviews
Striker had always protected Kitty and loved her like a sister. When they escaped, there were many dangers in the outside world, but who knew the most dangerous ones would involve Erasers. With the help of Max and the Flock, will he be able to protect her
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The Pack by 666XxXDarkheartXxX666 reviews
A new group of DNA altered kids escape the school, and just like MR, they'r hunted by the Erasers. Can these new to the world escapees survive and avoid the Erasers, or are they dog food?
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Hybrid A Criminal's Redemption by Tetsuna reviews
Half human, half quig. For every answer, there is another question. For every bend, there is another stretch of road. A winding journey, a demon at every turn, and a lead Traveler with a major attitude problem...Before Bobby, before Press...there was him.
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Tales of Symphonia: Dark Tidings by I.K.A. Valian reviews
He didn't know his name, so they called him Gaar. Introduced to the horrors of the world by Desian hands, Gaar joins the Chosen on her journey to figure out this new world and why he figures so prominently into eveyone's schemes. Not a SelfInsert. R&R
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Purple Cat Trilogy: Float, Drift and Fall by Rickmer reviews
This is a trilogy written by Purple Cat. It's about a angelan cat mutant trying to save his friends in a world of pain and betrayal. His only sure allies are his determination and Breeaka.
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Charlie Bone and the Troublesome Trio by Ehren Hatten reviews
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Animorphs The Adventure Continues by Catty Vancouver reviews
Series to continue the series--new characters, new species, new motives
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Tales of Warp: Symphonia reviews
Another self-insert, created by me and my friend Genis! Though...what if, instead of going into a GameCube, Stonehenge was the Earth's Otherwordly Gate? Please read and review!
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