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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Chronicles of Narnia, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Welcome to my page. I hope you enjoy your stay. :-)

These stories represent my very early experiments with fiction. Since writing them, I've learned much about word choice, pacing, characterization, and loads more, but I'm not going to trash them (being sentimental) nor will I revise (too little time). So, take them as they are.

All of the Harry Potter stories are actually one long story broken into pieces. The premise is this: Mad-Eye had a much younger sister who was raised by the Weasley family. (She's nearly Bill's age.) Nothing I wrote really contradicts the H.P. universe. I just fill in where the story is left vague. "Dragon's Fly" is the main chunk of the story and the others merely add to it.

Unfortunately the Borgin & Burke stories don't appear in order down there. If you're intrested (as a reader recently was), the Lucius Malfoy ones go in this order (but can be read out of order, after all, I wrote them out of order)
Borgin & Burkes
The Shopkeeper's Apprentice
Lucius Malfoy's Baseless Literary Snobbery
How a Seduction Changed a Life.

I love Douglas Adams, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Chaucer, G.K. Chesterton, Neil Gaiman, The Bible, and on and on and on...and of course I do love reading stories by other fanfiction writers.

I wrote an urban fantasy novel called Syzygy and some short stories (linked from my blog). I hope my writing has improved since I wrote these fanfictions. Come visit me here:

~Thanks,

G. Quill

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The Fanfiction Letters by Val Evenstar reviews
What advice would dear Uncle Screwtape give Wormwood as he takes on the job of tempting a fledgling authoress? Giftfic for Dearheart
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Soaring Free by crystalgirlalways reviews
Hermione has a choice to make. Going into the past to save the future. Planning only to watch, but when a certen young man catch her eye, will she be able to succend in her mission or lose her heart to the one she vowl never again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
When Three Boys Turned Me Girly by HP4EverLuver reviews
Angelina always knew her stubbornness would get her in trouble. And in Fifth Year, it did. Excatly how far will she go to prove three boys wrong? And will she lose herself on the way there? Takes place during the Weasley Twins' Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,012 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Angelina J., Fred W.
Dance in the Rain by Ledger.Lines reviews
When a young witch can't feel anymore, will an old soul stop to comfort her? Yes, but can he help? Moody/Luna, not romantic. WARNING: Possible triggering content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Alastor M., Luna L.
The Young Svlad Cjelli Accused by Reymonkey reviews
Dirk Gently ficlet. 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency' mentions his jail time after being arrested at Cambridge, here's his thoughts on his imprisonment there.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Camaraderie by truemizzie reviews
Alice's life before she was a Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Alice L., Severus S.
From Yesterday by Istani reviews
She comes from their past, from yesterday. A freelance Auror who was abroad for too long is now changing their future. Saving Sirius is easy but what about Snape? Will he ever be able to see anyone but Lily? An epic tale from OotP until after the war..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 456,865 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
No One Messes with a Potter by Toffrox33 reviews
After her father is mysteriously killed by death eaters, Leila Potter moves in with her cousin James and starts Hogwarts making both friends & enemies along the way. But still, she is faced with a bigger challenge: Winning the heart of Sirius Black SBxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 85,149 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Adopting Harry: One eye and the Werewolf by RebeccaRoy reviews
Remus Lupin takes Harry out of St. Mungos after the attack on Godrics Hallow. Alastor Moody finds the werewolf and sides with him in raising Harry. How will this work out? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,244 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Alastor M., Harry P. - Complete
Forced into Love by Hopelessly Pessimistic reviews
As the people in the wizarding world fight for there place in the world, the Ministry comes up with a plan to unite the muggleborns and purebloods. The Marriage of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy and the Minister will do anything to make sure it happen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,717 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
So Much For Love by Miss Pookamonga reviews
"...I heard His heart beating..." Short vignette about the moment of Aslan's death. Written for Good Friday.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Pietá by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Before You were born, I carried You... Another Good Friday Reflection.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mary the Blessed Mother, Jesus - Complete
I Will Take It All by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Christ has no hands on earth now but yours... A Good Friday reflection.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Wound by MatoakaWilde reviews
Snape biography. Covers childhood, school days, Death Eater days, and his reformation. All chapters like one-shots. Plenty of SS/LE AND JP/LE! As canon as I could make it. also features Bellatrix, Dumbledore, Lucius, Voldemort, and Regulus. REVIEW ALWAYS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,733 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Before They Were Parents by arthursmolly reviews
A MollyArthur fic. About their years at Hogwarts. Begins in their Fifth Year. Prequel to 'Weasley Newlyweds'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
It Doesn't Change a Thing by nativewildmage reviews
Remus knew at that moment that he had a friend for life. And a newly reintroduced love of brownies and muggle history. Lily finds out Remus' secret. Marauder Era. Oneshot. First HP fic. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Windmills by Man on the Side reviews
I remember the good old days...
Don Quixote - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
A Longbottom Mystery by chocoluvr reviews
Frank and Alice Longbottom bring their son Neville for a visit to Frank's parents to give them some disturbing news and to ask his mother to do something special for them. After Harry Potter defeated Voldemart the older couple get a nasty suprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Alastor M., Neville L. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
[Oneshot] 50 sentences about Sirius Black, about Regulus Black, and about their brotherly relationship. [written for the LiveJournal communtity 1fandom and dedicated to my fellow Snap Cup peeps, because they rock like that] Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Black by Calipsancat reviews
What happens when Sirius falls behind the veil? I have come to this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Looking Back the Life and Lies of Sirius Black by M. H. Marie reviews
Sirius takes some time to recollect his past while in Azkaban. Through happy and bitter memories, are somethings better left forgotten? RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sirius B.
Argus Filch by RebeccaRoy reviews
Argus Filch is not all he seems, what the students of Hogwarts see is a cranky old squib with no magic of his own. But Filch has a family that wants the truth to come out, so he is convinced by them to write it down and so we learn a bit more of our cran
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Argus F. - Complete
The Marauder's Map In the Wrong Hands by Sainyn reviews
What happens when someone steals Harry's beloved map and try to work it? View what the marauders would say to various people of Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007
A Tricky Situation by hotpinkheels reviews
Ron tries to tell Hermione his feelings for her, but some unexpected difficulties occur.RWHG Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Tales of Beedle the Bard by rnkas reviews
Cinderella, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, and Sleeping Beauty are the fairy tales of our world. Step into the Wizarding World and read the famous tales of Beedle the Bard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2007
Perfect Prefect Percy by EvilMicella reviews
It's Percy's birthday, so who better to teach him how to have a little fun than his brothers? T Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Percy W., Bill W. - Complete
Mad Eye's Secret: Constant Vigilance by Laura's Fantasia reviews
Why is Mad Eye Moody so paranoid?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Alastor M., OC - Complete
Curse You Potter! by Book Worshipper reviews
Lily is fed up with James' actions. Maybe a song will shut him up. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
The Host's Mother's Tale by hatashikitty reviews
Not only is this a poem about Count D and his shop, but it's a spoof of Chaucer's Cantebury Tales. So unless you've read them, you won't know what's going on. I had to do this as an assignment for a class.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Tom Smiled by jadoremwpp reviews
Young Tom Riddle isn't the scary, redeyed monster we know. He's charming and attractive and he knows it. This is Tom, working at Borgin and Burkes. A glimse of who he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Alastor's First Adventure by darrien reviews
The account of how Alastor Moody came to Hogwarts and grew up to become the best Auror of his era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Alastor M.
Whatever Happened To Sirius Black? by IthilielCuivienien reviews
What really happened after Sirius fell through the veil... Disclaimer: All the HP Stuff belongs to J.K.Rowling, the Hitchhiker stuff to Douglas Adams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Shopping At The Alley by Tea-Cub reviews
Harry Potter x Red Dwarf crossover, oneoff fic. It’s just another day in the world of magic for three particular wizards.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
More Good News! by Miss Pookamonga reviews
This is just a really dumb commercial involving some HP characters and unnecessary car insurance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Whomping Willow Incident by Norbertha reviews
Keywords: Young Snape, bullying, domestic violence, first love, the werewolf episode, joining the Death EatersSummary: This is the story of Severus Snape's sixth year at Hogwarts. What I have tried to do, is to fill in the gap between Snape's Worst Memory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Severus S.
The Fan Fiction Cafe by The Ghost Host reviews
How do Fan Fictions get there start? How did Douglas Adams come up with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? And just what is the Fan Fiction Cafe? These questions and more, might, be answered... Rated K for violence with a potato gun...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005
So Long and Thanks for the Fruit by NateSean reviews
Prot bails Gene and his family off of planet Earth while an alien race gets ready to destroy it. A KPAXHitchhiker's Guide crossover.
K-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005
The Incredulous Trout by winchester psi reviews
HHGTG/Dirk Gently crossover. Try not to read this unless you've read The Salmon of Doubt.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2002
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Alastor's Story reviews
Mad-Eye: what you didn't know about him: Set in 1974 with flashbacks to his years at Hogwarts. He had bad parents, a Catholic girlfriend, a baby sister, and good friends named Arthur and Molly Weasley. See into the heart of the man with a rough exterior
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Alastor M., Arthur W.
The Long Dark Teatime of the Wizarding Wold reviews
There's a book called HG2G. This is not its story. It's a Dirk Gently story with a Harry Potter crossover. Journey with Dirk and Tonks as they investigate what became of the hero Mad-Eye Moody. Ok, for the sake of categorization, pretend it's Ford's dream
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
The Blandskanky Letters reviews
Based on Lewis's "The Screwtape Letters." Satirical story written as a series of letters from a chief devil to a lower devil about tempting a human to sin. The original was an uncle to a nephew. Mine is an aunt to a niece.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
The Second Meeting of SUFFAR reviews
Madeline Moody younger sister of Mad-Eye conducts the second meeting of "Squibs United For Friendship And Research." Mrs. Figg & Filch are there as well as other squibs. Maybe you'll find it amusing. It was fun to write!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Alastor M.
Sirius Black and Doctor Who Meet Nyssa reviews
Harry Potter & Dr. Who crossover with a bit of Douglas Adams thrown in for good measure. It's a farcical adventure of an American teenage girl, Sirius Black, and The Doctor. Now I've added Sweeney Todd in the mix. I think I'm cracked! LOL
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Death of a Hero reviews
The subtitle is: A Trip Through The FanFiction Twilight Zone. A sad and also bizarre story. c.beg.of D.H. after Moody dies. Charlie, must go settle Moody's affairs and attend Bill's wedding. Charlie's wife is Madeline, the Squib sister of Moody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Charlie W.
SUFFAR reviews
It's a support group for Squibs, non-magical folks. Of course Filch and Mrs. Figg are in it, as well as some other characters. It's kinda dumb and off the wall. I hope you like it. I've dedicated it to RebeccaRoy. Gee, I hope she reads it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Arabella F., Argus F. - Complete
Sirius Black's Sanctuary reviews
After The Prisoner of Azkaban, Sirius flees on Buckbeak to a tropical island and makes a new friend, a squib named Madeline. I've redone the last three chpts. R&R please. There's a video for this one at youtube. Youtube name: madelinemoody
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sirius B.
How A Seduction Changed A Life reviews
The last of my Lucius Malfoy stories. Moody's younger sister regrets almost allowing herself to be seduced by Lucius Malfoy. Moody intervenes before it goes too far. Rated M for mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Lucius M., Alastor M. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy’s Baseless Literary Snobbery reviews
3rd L. Malfoy story. Lucius Malfoy's in the book shop and encounters a Squib reading the wizarding world's equivalant of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. They have a mild standoff. Will he lose his cool?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
Dragons Fly reviews
Charlie Weasley is in love with Madeline Mad-Eye Moody's sister . They've known eachother since they were children. Will they end up together? Come read and review. Lots of scenes at the Burrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Charlie W. - Complete
Borgin & Burkes reviews
1st of the L. Malfoy stories. MadEye Moody's younger sister is an eccentric Squib who goes to The Leaky Cauldron and learns about a potential job at a dark arts shop. Remus Lupin and Lucius Malfoy both make appearances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Alastor M. - Complete
The Shopkeeper's Apprentice reviews
2nd of my Lucius Malfoy stories. A Squib named Madeline, MadEye Moody's sister, is working at Borgin & Burkes, gets into some mischief and is helped out by an unlikely wizard. I hope you find it amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete