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Joined 08-11-07, id: 1349905, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 111 - Words: 688,114 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 4,466 - Follows: 5,639 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 9442 - Favs: 9,130 - Follows: 9,584 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 88 - Words: 631,302 - Reviews: 16196 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 7,388 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 409,050 - Reviews: 3710 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Lover by rileypotter17 reviews
AU fic. In 1890's Paris, Hermione Granger is trying to move from being impovershed to living a society life. With the help of her roomates Nymphadora and Remus; Hermione lands a job as a dancer at the Folies Bergère where she meets Sirius Black; a man that both challenges and intrigues her. When she becomes his mistress, just how much will things change? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,175 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,580 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Half Full by DH78 reviews
Bella sees life half-empty. Edward sees it half-full. Will he teach her to quench her thirst by living for the day? AH, drabble-esque.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,017 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Still by WhoMe-2 reviews
With Rose nine months pregnant and feeling a little glum at the prospect of three months still remaining, the Doctor makes a drastic move to lift her mood...he attempts a gesture of romance. ** 6th in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Other Side of Me by BelieveItOrNot reviews
Post-college, Edward and Bella help each other heal through the worst kind of pain inflicted by a close friend. A journey of trauma, healing, and survival. AH, Mostly E/B, Em/R, J/A take smaller roles. OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,475 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blessings and Curses by WhoMe-2 reviews
A trip to a planet in crisis has life-altering consequences for the Doctor and Rose, and the strength of their relationship is put to the test. **4th in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 105,865 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Forever is a Promise You Keep by shelikesthesound reviews
Bella loves Edward, much more than she should. Edward is an addict,and Bella deals with it. Years of this cycle begin to take its toll, and Bella is fed up. A near fatal accident forces Edward into a coma while Bella re-examines her previous decision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 159,880 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Things in the Night by nelliesbones reviews
He remembered her words about strength and imperviousness, but he had loved her in a night full of vulnerability and weakness. Spoilerfree, warmhearted and M for a reason
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4097 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leaving Your Soulless Thoughts Behind by DaughterOfSorceress-Lion reviews
Post Eclipse/Pre Breaking Dawn. What started as a plea to inch further in their physical relationship turns into a one sided debate that, once again, holds Bella as the one girl who changed Edwards perspective on life, or in this case, death. BPOV&EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Form 1040 by giselle-lx reviews
Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Drunk Redneck Wedding by AutumnDreamer reviews
While out drunk at the Hampton Inn Ball Room, Emmett convinces each of the couples to get married. One-shot. Rated: M. Fluff, verge of Cracktastic. Inspired by a real event in my family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chapter 37, Picking up the Pieces by lmb3 reviews
UPDATED - The battle is over. The prophecy fulfilled. For Harry life must go on. Harry must face his demons, and come to terms with the loss of so many people and the guilt over their deaths. He must try to find the future he never thought he would have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Great War by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU, EXB. 1918: Edward Masen wants nothing more than to go to war. One careless act leaves him on the brink of death in the trenches but lucky for him he has met and stolen the heart of a certain beautiful, golden eyed brunette. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Music of the Night by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. Phantom of the Opera with all the characters we know and love from Twilight. Full summary in profile. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,900 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Piano Man by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
This is an AU, all human, oneshot/songfic based on my very own guilty pleasure, Billy Joel’s “Piano Man.”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Final Chapter by lmb3 reviews
The Sword of Souls has cut a path of destruction through the centuries. Its goal is to create suffering and death. Merlin himself fell to its power. 1300 years later it may be Harry's only chance to stop Voldemort. Will the price be Harry's soul?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 668,029 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Snogging Ban by crapemyrtle reviews
When Hermione lays down a ban on snogging, will she or Ron cave in first? Featuring Wizard chess, sugar quills, lacy underthings and an angry Mrs. Weasley! Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Fault by MBP reviews
Starting in their fourth year at Hogwarts, someone dies every year, and Harry always feels responsible. It's up to the people who love him to convince him he isn't. HarryWeasleycentric. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,541 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Just Friends? by foreverEdwardandBella reviews
Bellas moves to go live with her old friend, Alice. Alice has a brother that Bella has never met, named Edward. He is completly gorgeous, and she kind of likes him, he likes her back. Will they like eachother enough to fall in love and go out? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Love Me or Hate Me it's still an Obsession by LilyHeartsJames reviews
LJ. 'I HATE YOU' Lily screamed, 'You know what they say, love me or hate me it's still an obsession' James replied smirking. Lily glared at him 'See you around Foxy' he said walking off, 'I hate you' she muttered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,170 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Need by iluvfanfics1 reviews
Their nightmares and demons bound them together. Their love helped them to survive. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley knew they needed each other the trouble was in admitting it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 175,640 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legend of the Twelve by lmb3 reviews
19 years after Voldemort's defeat, a 1300yearold memory leads Harry down a path he thought ended long ago. Are Harry, his friends, and their children, The Twelve prophesized by Merlin? Can an ancient prophecy mean the Dark Lord will rise again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,991 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Water by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, and others say in ice. And yet I felt like water as I found the path that's right... [Bellacentric poem. BxE with a hint of BxJ. Inspired by and based off of 'Eclipse' and the poem 'Fire and Ice.']
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Catykins reviews
The Locket passed through time to be with them. A story of the rise of the love of Mamoru and Usagi and the fall of the Moon Kingdom. Finished!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Rosy Hours by wzlwmn reviews
Lerouxesque Erik despairs after Christine leaves with Raoul. Four months later she turns up on his doorstep! Loveable characters and much humor. You may just love this loooooong story, which spans about 24 years. I hope you enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 115 - Words: 196,877 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Other Angel by Dark Amystika reviews
What if Erik wasn't alone all his life? What if he had a little sister who loved him? finally finished! please RR
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Erik - Complete
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Landmines reviews
Wolfstar. Remus POV. "And he is so full of shrapnel it's amazing he can still breathe." Drabble-ish, I own nothing you recognize.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., Marauders - Complete
The Living Left Behind reviews
Harry and Ginny's wedding has some secret observers...One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
My Son In Law's a WHAT? reviews
Ever wondered how Charlie discovers the secret? I have. Rated K for small amounts of language. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Ron And Romance Don't Mix reviews
HG/RW Fluffy little one-shot for Valentine's Day. R&R, and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Reasons reviews
Bella's POV, post Eclipse. Bella sorts through her reasons on leaving Jacob behind. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Bella - Complete