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NAME:I'm not Sayin.Just call me NaruSaku or Haru.
AGE:You don't need to know.;- )
#1 Manga:Rave Master
REASON:They deserve to be together
#1 TRAGITY:How can I help you say goodbye?
#1 ROMANCE:To me you will always be a winner.
#1 HUMOR:Fetish,whats a fetish?
RonHermione (I don't know why but I don't like it)
HOBBIE:Reading,playing videogames,and writing
1. You just took a girl out on a successful first date, and you're walking her to her door. ...Half of the people reading this just went 'What the hell? No one does that, anymore you idiot!' Yeah? Well that's why she's gonna dump your sorry ass. Now, where was I? You're walking her to her door, and she stops you at the porch/stoop/step, whatever she has, to tell you she had a good time. You reply in a nonchalant manner, telling her that you reciprocate said sentiments. ...That means you say 'Yeah, me too', in a cool guy manner, or something similar. She leans in a little bit, and you think 'Oh man, a kiss! Sweet!'. Or, at least, that's what you SHOULD be thinking. Here are the various things that you may do at this point, consequences included:
Action A) Immediately ask her if you can come in and check her pipes, or any other of countless stupid lines. Not only will she slap you and slam the door in your face, but I will run you over with my car for being so stupid. It was your first date, for God's sake. This option isn't even that; An option. DO NOT choose this course of action.
Action B) Lean in to the kiss, and get that little peck. And hold it...hold it...hold it...realize that she's trying to pull away, and that you are literally holding it. The 'it' being her. After a few minutes of her pounding on your chest to let go, you will need to stop for air, at which point she will quickly lock herself in her house and call the police. Within the week, you will find that she has a restraining order against you. Time to call for that second date! DO NOT choose this course of action. The 'thank you' kiss is meant as just that, a quick thank you. Don't take it for more than that, as holding it for too long is creepy and very unmanly.
Action C) Give her a little kiss, making sure that she knows you had a good time, and would like to go out again sometime. Calmly walk down her driveway or whatever else she may have, careful not to look over your shoulder at her. You MUST play it cool and nonchalant, which makes you seem all the better. If done properly, not only will the girl watch you walk back to your car, but she will be amazed as a slight breeze will pick up, making you look like a complete bad-ass as your hair and whatever loose clothing you may be wearing are affected. Only the most composed and cool of men may pull this move off with any success, and it is not a skill I can teach, unfortunately. Walk around your car from the back, and as you open your door, flash her a warm, little smile, just to polish things off. You'll have a message waiting for you on your machine when you get home. This is the action you SHOULD choose.
2. Now that you know how to handle the goodbye after a first date, let's cover something a little more universal. The previous scenario isn't going to help any of the ladies out there, is it? Here's a situation that both sexes can benefit from studying:
So your dates have been going good, you both get along great, and you've been together for awhile. You now have to meet your partner's parents. The first thing that comes to mind for some is to kill their lover, and then commit suicide. That way, you can be together forever in the afterlife with no such complications. Once you get back from therapy, make sure to continue reading this. It'll be here.
Good? Good. Now, you're out at dinner with her (or his) parents, and everything seems to be going smooth. Of course, while you're maintaining a balanced and composed outer appearance, inside your mind is screaming at you, telling you to watch out for every last little thing that could go wrong. This doesn't mean that you're crazy, it just means that you really care about this girl (or guy) and want things to go well. But since you may very well be in love, you might as well be crazy. The only difference is the amount of cash you need to shell out, and that sometimes at night you get to play. Board games. With your spouse. Because that's what they do. Board games. Anyway, things are going good, but then the bill comes. Oh, bloody hell, what do you do now? Here are the choices you have. From here on out, we will be assuming that you are the male in the couple:
Action A) Sit there and stare at it like a dunce, waiting for her father to take care of it. After all, you forced small talk and complimented his daughter all night, right? So why should you pay for the dinner? The father then has his own set of choices, but for simplicity's sake, I will not list them. He will pay the bill, and be forever unimpressed with you, now thinking that you are a cheapskate, and his daughter won't be in good hands with you. Mission accomplished; You got a free meal. DO NOT choose this action. Not only will you look cheap, but no meal is worth the good disposition of your girl's father. NO meal.
Action B) Take the bill right away and pay it without consulting the father (or mother, as the case may sometimes be. Use your own discretion). This is disrespectful, as you are making choices without even considering the family you are trying to impress. Sure, you showed you have the green, but you also stripped the father, most likely a proud man as the case usually seems to be in these situations, of his power. HE alone is the provider for his family, and you're trying to take that away from him. He will leave a tip (assuming you didn't beat him to it), feeling severely emasculated by you, thus forming an ill opinion of you. While better than action 'A', this will still not seal the deal with a win, and I DO NOT recommend this course of action.
Action C) Reach for the bill at the same time as the father, passing it off as a little 'accident'. You'll both make eye contact briefly, and it is in this moment that he will make a choice. He will either; 1. Decide that he likes you and trusts you with his daughter, and will retract his hand, knowing you to be the good person you are, allowing you to supplant him as his family's provider for the meal, or 2. Take the bill out from under you, refusing you the privilege of taking his place for the meal. You will know that you are not yet accepted if this happens, and will just have to keep trying. This is the action you SHOULD choose.
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You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.