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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Well...Um Hi! I'm Violet or A Vampires Butterfly. I'm pretty much a ghost here 'cause I prefer adultfanfiction.net and deviantart. But I'll post a bit here 'cause I'm a review whore and love getting comments wherever I can. - With much love, A Vampires Butterfly .

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Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
I'm Not Loving It by Green Sprout reviews
Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,617 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/8/2010 - America, Russia
Yes Master! by Yami Ryo reviews
Arthur is furious with Francis for stealing his boyfriend and summons a demon to destroy him. However the demon he summons is not quite what he had expected. Alfred only wants to please his master. Together they might just have some fun. YAOI Adopted by SirKnightMaxy! Sorry guys!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,019 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Love, Insanity? by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
"They do what they want, Toris. Even when we're sane, we're crazy in here. You take care of an old person or a sick person because they can't do it themselves. But we are neither of those things. Once we're here we're stuck. And they do what they want."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,287 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
Baile Con La Bula by Wendigo Heart reviews
Romano thought the bulls were actually rather pathetic, allowing themselves to be slain. It was the matador's control that really ignited his passion. But he would forever deny a certain matador's passion; Romano refused to be his bull to slay. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,523 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Lunch Break by StarkBlack reviews
Sanji and Zoro take lunch together at home.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Angel and the Scarecrow by uberneko-zero reviews
Chibi Light is a somewhat disgruntled angel, who is having problems following protocol in heaven. He soon finds this to be the least of his problems.And L is, quite literally, a scarecrow. Straw and all. This is a coherent crackfic with the stylings of a fairy tale. Not too serious, but not lacking in a little suspense. (Light x L)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Light Y., L
The Roronoa Fruit by StarkBlack reviews
To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,081 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
And Two Devious Wolves by DestinyShiva reviews
Sequel to Our Scandalous Little Rabbit. Includes references to sex, masturbation, eventual sex, including toys, and one HELL of a lot of big plot-based setup. Also, it's FrUKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,349 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - England/Britain
Oh Sweet Jesus by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Nature Of Things by StarkBlack reviews
Collab with Sinisterbug! xD When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. The same places... and the same women? Eventual Zoro/Sanji. Warnings: HET, yaoi, language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,887 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Wings of a Coquette by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"How long have you been molesting me in my sleep?" Ivan asked, keeping his eyes on the blond, winged devil in the corner of his bedroom. /Devil!fred and human!Ivan, AU set in modern times
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,351 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, Russia
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3884 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
CRACKED by DarkAuroran reviews
Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Submission Is An Attitude by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
The soft brush of his lover's hand turned into the rough scratching of stubble along his pelvic bone, alerting Alfred to his mistake seconds before he paid the price for his assumptions while blindfolded.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, France - Complete
Death is Cheap by Klei reviews
For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Russia, America
Le Laid by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Canada and France accidentally end up sharing a hotel room together. They watch bad porn, reminisce about Canada's awkward discovery of sex, and eventually have le sexy times. Silly Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
PITCH by uberneko-zero reviews
L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,928 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Teacher By Example by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to Speaking Lessons. Draco thinks the end of his competition with Harry is nearing, because surely Harry can't up the ante much more. How very wrong he is. Fourth fic in the Eighth Year Professors series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
52nd Street by Kisnau reviews
ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. 52nd Street—the entertainment club run by a shady Russian, whose two top 'dancers' happen to be a pair of Italian twins. What can one poor Spanish grocer do? : Adult-life AU, Spamano main, also Spance and Framano. : Language, BL, prostitution, sex, drugs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Ménage à Trois Just Means Threesome by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
The Companion by Ahmerst reviews
Having had all his little buddies stripped from him after the fall of the USSR, Russia is all kinds of lonely. He rectifies the situation by kidnapping America for company. Eventual Rus/Ame. Also, there's no torture or super psycho Russia in this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,556 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Russia, America
The Marriage of True Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 211,817 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Hearing Voices And They Aren't The Fun Kind by OrangePlum reviews
After getting a concussion, Alfred can't stop seeing a figment of his imagination, Arthur. But when Arthur won't go away, he is sent to get professional help. How can he possibly get better when his Russian therapist is even more bonkers than he is?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Сдаваться by TheEvilMuffinToaster reviews
AU: They were sub-humans in the great controller's eyes. Being only marionettes in his master plan, they housed broken souls and possessed cracked mentality. They lived for one purpose and one purpose only: To create the perfect human-being. M for shota
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,834 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - America, Russia
America's Brief Time in England by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Fit of the Vapors by Shatterdoll reviews
America misuses the term 'fit of the vapors' around a drunken England with mildly sexy results. M for a dash of lime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stress Reliever by April Ballad reviews
*COMPLETE* 5 meetings between Turkey and Greece; they've got a lot of issues to sort out, and a lot of frustration to work through. PWP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
Secrets and Secretaries by Shatterdoll reviews
Lovino declares he is willing to sell his soul to the devil for a job then soon finds himself as Antonio's secretary. Though it seems too good to be true it's not long before he realizes he might be working for the devil himself. Boss!AntonioxLovi, M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Awesomesauce by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Cannot Tell a Lie by Shatterdoll reviews
There was more to the story of the boy who chopped down a cherry tree and said he could not tell a lie. A tale of the bond between America and his first president.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America - Complete
The Road Not Taken by Drovenich reviews
He was ambitious. He was proud. And he was happy. Alfred F. Jones flew alongside the greatest aces in the world, escaping from the greatest perils of war victorious. Until he was shot down in Axis territory. World War II AU. AmeGer, EngCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, Germany
The Dits and Dahs of Love! by OKFan reviews
"... - .-. .. .-. "strip" That was the only part of the message that England had heard, quite frankly, it was all that he needed to hear; he was already unbuckling his belt." Kink meme De-anon. US/UK/US **Telegraph sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kisu Yori mo Hayaku : Faster than a Kiss by KobayashiNariko reviews
With no parents, shelter, money or food, I was in the worst possible situation. But when an impulsive moment ended with a marriage proposal and his promise to take care of us, was he just playing around or was he serious? AU,UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,579 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - England/Britain, America
Russian Fantasy by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
The meeting had ended, Russia was getting up to leave. America wouldn't let him. Not when they had some alone time together. AmeRus Sequel to American Secret
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
The Best Way to Get Rid of a Sunburn by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
American decides to take Russia to the beach, but the older nation ends up on the receiving end of a terrible sunburn. Fortunately, Alfred thinks of a way to "relieve" him. RusAme PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Drunken Night by Green Sprout reviews
"Never again will I drink with you guys! NEVER AGAIN!" RussiamericaCanada pwp threesome fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Mission: Birthday by Green Sprout reviews
Extremely late B-day gift for Russia. America does an awesome plan to get all the nations over his house for a celebration. Fluffy and lighthearted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Russia - Complete
Sentenced by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
Ivan has a dilemma. He needs to find a way to stay in the country before his visa expires and he's deported back to Russia. The solution? Get his friend/enemy plastered and trick him into marrying him in Vegas. Alfred is not happy. Multiple Pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - America, Russia
Helianthus Annuus by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
"If Alfred had looked up scientific facts about sunflowers, the least that Ivan could do was return the favor in his own form: through learning the flower's history, symbolism, etymology—" college professor!AU, RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Garden Hoe by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Small Things Come In Big Packages by xxalexisurgodxx reviews
Alfred throws a Christmas party, but is disappointed when Arthur doesn't show up. Or did he...? Rated M for lemons and some bad language. Happy early holidays! USUK YAOI *ANOTHER LITTLE PART ADDED*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shuffle Truffle by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Playlist 3: "Figures," Alfred smiles bitterly. "I spend more than half my life making it so other people can live happily, and I can't even have one myself."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Our Colors by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Coercive Acts by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. England overhears America's VERY inaccurate version of his Revolution, so he reminds America of how he used to own him. UKUS dubcon in that order, emphasis on the dubious. It starts off with humor but becomes smut because England is a pervert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Connection by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It's not like I want to hear his voice... or I want to talk to him..." .:Late night impulses open doors to all sorts of possibilities:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
May Day by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"Alfred turns red in an instant and staggers backwards, hand pressed flat against his cheek where he felt Ivan's lips against his skin." .:AU Drabble with Li'l Alfred and Ivan:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Kleiland by Klei reviews
Parody crackfic of original country fanfiction. This, everyone, is the inspiring tale of how Klei's sofa was recognized as a country independent of the United States. VIVA LA RESISTANCE! Or something... Your IQ will drop at least 70 points reading this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - America - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
On The Way To The Coffee Shop by licorice factory reviews
In which England and Japan propose a ménage à trois with America as the flattered, yet somewhat unwilling, centerpiece. UK/US/JP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Allure of Bedhead by Gecko Osco reviews
He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sky High by Mintwafflez reviews
They never seem to see each other long enough. Kink meme de-anon with 'Airplane Sex, any way'. - UK/US, Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Awakening by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have a forced bond. Harry and Draco have trouble getting along. Harry and Draco want freedom from the bond. Wait, that's only Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Martini by Childish Sadism reviews
Poor unexpected Alfred, turning 21 and getting his first enjoyable drink from a bartender that would rather look at his ass than his face was not a good surprise. UK/US. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Against the Wall by In My Own Little World reviews
Arthur can be a tease, but Karma always punishes him in a fitting manner. FRUK, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Pledge of Allegiance by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
American Secret by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Russia didn't show up at the meeting that day. No one noticed except for an American nation. He knew where Russia was. America/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
The Book of How to Move by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Flying, fighting, falling. This is Harry and Draco's book of how to move. Hogwarts "eighth year." COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Barbs by Klei reviews
RussAme and AmeRuss Catalia smut. That… That is all. Should I be ashamed? Warning for kitty sex, and because kitties have barbs on their you-know-whats. Written for Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
I hope you did not mind too much by Green Sphynx reviews
England finds himself a voyeurist without that specific intention, but someone else thinks he would look much better partaking in the fun. Contains yaoi, very much even. Don't read if you don't like that. FrUK and LietPol
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Heroin by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
While attempting to spy on the young nation, Ivan finds Alfred hanging out at a very strange building in New York City. Set in the late 60s in The Factory, Andy Warhol's infamous studio. Sex, dubcon, drug use/abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Tell Me More by Tamer Lorika reviews
Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Treacherous Books by Green Sphynx reviews
America reads some interesting literature and decides to test how much of it is true. How surprised he will be! Yaoi, please don't bother reading if you don't like that stuff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rope Climb by thelivinggirl reviews
Just look at it as glimpses into the daily, Highschool AU lives of Feliciano and Ludwig. And also, yes, Ludwig can do calculus while being in unparalleled physical condition. You know you love it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Other Side by ArixaBell reviews
England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Supercruising by Impervious Marr reviews
"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
F:T:W:W:W by VioletLolitaPop reviews
More than anything else, it's her eyes that called his attention. They're his eyes planted on an android's face. .:Alternate Universe:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Fat Camp by EEevee reviews
Alfred thought it was just going to be another boring gauntlet of lectures and salads, but this time things go a little differently than the normal, and Alfred can't help but think he liked it better this way. Lemon-Lime-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Harry Wouldn't by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, one sided HPGW, oneshot. Ginny knows that Harry wouldn't sneak around on her. It's only one of many things that Harry wouldn't do. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Why you shouldn't drug Russia ever by Green Sprout reviews
Pwp AmericaRussia Russiamerica. America decides to slip Russia a roopie. Enough said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Iridescence of a Paperweight by E.E. Jubil reviews
England is in a predicament; America's inexplicable rage is inadvertently helpful. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Is It Paranoid In Here Or Is It Just Me? by licorice factory reviews
Alfred has a secret admirer...who irritates the living daylights out of him. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - America, Russia
Wikipedia by cake-error reviews
RusAme fluff...America is trawling Wikipedia and does not like what he sees. Pure fluff-crack-random.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Soft as steel by Saint-Valentino reviews
America's feeling more than a little hot, and he needs something to help things along. Locked in an out-of-service bathroom, he espies an abandoned metal pipe. Oh, what fun he can have with that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/22/2011 - America - Complete
Smiles, Laughter, Tears by frikadeller reviews
Russia/America/England threesome. De-anon from kink meme. Various drabbles with fluff/smut. Warning for England's kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Fools Fall by Liete reviews
-UK/US/UK- 'But since he managed to admit to England that he'd like for them to be "special", too, America has made it a point to notice every little thing about England.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Notice ME! by FiveMeterHockeyStick reviews
Matthew was at another meeting, being ignored AGAIN! No one noticed anything he said! No matter what it was! "I could do anything right now and get off scott free, right?" Once again ingored. "I could wank off and no one would care!" /PruCan smut Rated M/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Pretty in Pink by not one for history reviews
Some were curious about how Russia's personal library got so extensive. Who knew debauchery was involved? FRussia - Public Shenanigans
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Russia, France - Complete
Improving International Relations? by StreamingConsciousness reviews
England was always a pain in the ass, inviting people like RUSSIA over, then leaving. Oh, and then he's gonna get all pissed when he comes back and you two are actually...'getting along'...if that's what you want to call it. HATESEX PWP-ish ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Horizon by RobinRocks reviews
Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Balcony by Atemu'sLotus reviews
So what do you do when you're locked out of your apartment? Obviously ask your hot Russian neighbor to let you in! Wait... Is she holding a pipe! ONESHOT. AmeFem!Rus Established FeliksxToris. Happy Valentine's Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Through Time by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
An Alfred and Ivan in the future who are in a loving relationship are blasted to the past during the Cold War where Alfred wakes up in Ivan of the Cold Wars bed and Ivan wakes up in Alfreds of the Cold Wars bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Bedtime Story by MattieCanadaEh reviews
During an ugly fight between Alfred and Matthew, they're forced to babysit Peter Kirkland, who later demands a bedtime story. Though when he finally does, he doesn't get exactly what he hoped for. AmerCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/9/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Secret Santa by VioletLolitaPop reviews
After going through a less than desirable morning, Alfred finds a small gift on his desk from a 'Secret Santa'. What harm could that bring? .:office!AU:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Mating Dance of Pedobear by Lady Suji reviews
Alfred Jones has some memories that he would rather keep secret. But, when a mysterious stranger calls and asks him to put on a ridiculous outfit, will he be able to find the culprit? ONE SHOT M for a reason ! Read at your own risk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Consequences by Val-Creative reviews
America shouldn't have opened his mouth. England is now feeling vengeful. And naughty. UKUS. Requested by Hetalia Kink Meme. Citrusy. Standalone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Grease Monkey by dmnq8 reviews
It's one of those days when you're hot as f*ck, bored as f*ck, horny as f*ck... Yaoi, sleaze, NaruSasu. Giftfic for roxxihearts. Disclaimer in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Box by Klei reviews
America has a box that he is quite content to pretend is a racecar. Or a spaceship. Or a pirate ship. Russia joins in. Fluffiness ensues. RussAme-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Fetish Fuel by Green Sprout reviews
Russia finds out the hard way about America's certain kind of 'interest.' PWPish, may or may not have more parts. Warnings in the A/N
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - America, Russia
Easier by Strathmore reviews
Antonio so casually stopped by his house, and it always ended in the same way. Sex. Romano wasn't sure he necessarily cared, but found he was growing easier and easier for this man to take. Every time it got hotter, more intense, more passionate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
No Way in Hell by LightBender reviews
"I think we should move in together." "Sure-WHAT!" Don't agree to something unless you know what it entails. RusAm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,995 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Rainbows in My Wine by Ellarose C reviews
US/UK. Just a little writing exercise where I tried to write the second time - aka, what happens after the dramatic love confession and emotional first time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Masque by BreatheInEMinor reviews
Gilbert's breath caught in his throat as he stared at the being in amazement, and he decided that it was not a monster, but an angel. Kinda PWP. PruAus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
We Might As Well Dance by megyal reviews
Kakashi owns several dogs and takes them to the vet...every day. Iruka happens to be the part-time receptionist there. 'Real-world' AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,512 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Tomato Juices? by SpamanoMyBiscuit reviews
-Horrible Summary- Antonio wants to know what his little tomato tastes like, so after injecting Romano with something Kiku gave him, he proceeds to milk his little tomato. RATED M FOR YAOI SMEX DONT LIKE DONT READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Latvibrator by ItalianLifestyle reviews
This story contains the usage of Latvia as a vibrator. Just sayin'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Perfect Canvas by Story Fabricator reviews
Tamaki never had a fetish before...until now. A very colorful one! Tamaki/Kyouya YAOI! M just in case but more T rated.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Business in America by whitetyger123 reviews
Arthur likes going to America to get away from his dreary life, and one night he meets Alfred. This is not a happy story, and not really a sad story. It is more a life story. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The God in the Blood by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The ancient Roman Bacchanalia is a time of feasting, of madness, and above all of the crossing of boundaries. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,251 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Calling in the Night by AmputeeTrainee reviews
France has developed a bad habit of calling and texting Russia at night, not that Ivan minds. He knows though that the other isn't exactly looking for polite conversation, but he's willing to indulge the Frenchman. Russia/France, hinted FrUK and US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Russia, France - Complete
Burns Out Another's Burning by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The War of the Fire, as it was for Harry and Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,882 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dinner Date by Mad Jaqi reviews
France and America indulge each other for an evening. Yaoi. Lemon. Nuff said non?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2011 - France, America - Complete
Seduction by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. Francis was a master at seducing. He knew all the tricks and smiles to work his way into a person's bed. So it was only natural for him to recognize someone else doing the same to him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Minty Fresh by Vani Jane reviews
ONE SHOT Arthur wasn't fond of the smell of burgers – or whatever Alfred ate that were… strange. He gives Alfred breath mints but he hates the stuff. So, Arthur does a little demonstration to get his point across.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Better Than Video Games by Val-Creative reviews
America encourages England to be as loud as he wants as they make love in his garden. Japan and France have the best "seat"... or bush... possible for spying. USUK. Silly. Snark. Fluff. Yaoi. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Get Around by erbby17 reviews
After a night with France, England realizes he may have experienced one too many in bed. Or not. America might be more than just a good lay. Numerous England pairings, but a USUK focus. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Breathing January by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, former HPGW. After his divorce, Harry rescues and is rescued. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dress to Impress by thelivinggirl reviews
Feliciano discovers Ludwig crossdressing. Written for a secret santa exchange. For the record, I really don't like crossdressing Ludwig... but I still made him top HARD, so I'm happy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Geek in the Black and White by D3athz-C4lling reviews
Having caught the notorious Alfred F. Jones, all there was left to do was get a confession out of him – something investigator and interrogator Arthur Kirkland specializes in. But be careful, officer, pride comes before the fall…Prisoner!USXPolice!UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Save Me by dmnq8 reviews
1900 New York. A longshoreman and an aristocrat, on opposite ends of the social spectrum. Personalities clash as they are forced to depend on each other. For roboguy45. Yaoi, lemons, cross-dressing, NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,691 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Requiem, One More Night by Lycaenida-Zephyr reviews
It is the Earl Phantomhive's birthday, and a birthday drink with Sebastian leads to more than a kiss goodnight. A whirlwind romance of lust and desire ensues, ensnaring Ciel into Sebastian's passion.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,744 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Fox and Geese by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"A low growl erupted in the back of his throat, and he pinched the bridge of his nose. This child would be the death of him." .:A fic in which li'l America is in need of being looked after and Russia is way in over his head:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Contract by ai-08 reviews
Thinking back on it, rear-ending a member of the Russian mafia's car was probably not the best idea Alfred has ever had. AU, Ivan/Alfred, Underage!Al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - America, Russia
33 Ounces by Impervious Marr reviews
"The weight of a bat is more or less 33 ounces. That's about one kilogram to you." Just another day for America as he teaches Russia the fine art of baseball.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
If You Speak Love by Gosangoku reviews
"You have heard the phrase 'Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them' ... I believe that you fit all three." - US/UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Serendipity by 80x18 gone reviews
AU. SasuNaruSasu. For La Vita a Colori! Prompt: Naruto works at a coffee shop and pines after Sasuke the angst-y, quiet businessman.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ruthless by Lord Youko reviews
One night, drinking more than he should with his brother, Sasuke learns why he will never be able to hate Itachi. Because however much he tries to grow up and stand on his own, no one knows him - owns him - the way Itachi does. Uchihacest one-shot LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rules to Survive by VioletLolitaPop reviews
When they first met, America told him his list of basic zombie survival rules. As they travel together, Ivan can't help but feel as though they're breaking some of the more important ones. .:Human!AU Zombie Apocalypse:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
New Hope by AlphaKantSpell reviews
When Ivan woke homeless with a hangover he found himself in New Hope, a shelter run by a spzz of an American with more than his share of secrets. RUS/USA. DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,191 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - America, Russia
The Dangers of Letting Elizaveta Decorate by Tamer Lorika reviews
Prussia and Austria learn the hard way: Elizaveta plus mistletoe is just asking for trouble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lord of Empires Online by Klei reviews
Eager to try an online civilization game England told him about, America finds himself in a bit of a pickle as he and the others attempt to rule the server. Cracky fic. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - America, Russia
Flirting Problems by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*FraIta* Set during WWII. "Germany ! Germany ! I was hitting on someone because I thought it was a cute girl, but it was actually France in disguise!"" *Contains frottage*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2010 - N. Italy, France - Complete
Pat Down and Felt Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Truth or Dare? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Coming Together by Cana-Puff reviews
Double-meaning titles! This is an FrUk kink meme for LJ, and the best way to put this is loving smut. Pure pr0n. Between Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy. Two men. Have fun. RATED M, OBVIOUSLY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Addiction by Miyakai Valentine reviews
Alfred has an addiction, and Francis is only feeding it. America/France one-shot. Drugs, Oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - America, France - Complete
Patchwork by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,263 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
A Day At The Baths by terminal insanity reviews
This follows 'The Gathering' in the timeline. Turkey has grand baths and schools Greece as to their uses. Warning: underage dub-con, hanky-panky in a public bath.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
The Gathering by terminal insanity reviews
This fic is a fill to the prompts: Turkey/Greece, devshirme, with a bonus for the inclusion of Greece's cross-thing. In short, Turkey's come to take Greece's boys. Warnings: humiliation, underage non-con molestation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Painful and Slow by MattieCanadaEh reviews
Prologue to Snapped. Matthew meets with Ivan to discuss Alfred's future death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Prep Work by VioletLolitaPop reviews
A Thanksgiving drabble in which there's some kitchen fluff and a sexy turkey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Honest when Drunk by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Snapped by MattieCanadaEh reviews
After years of being forgotten, Matthew Williams finally snaps. M Rating for: Violence and Gore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
If I Should Die Before You Wake by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry lies in a magical coma, his dreams filled with images of Draco Malfoy. Ron and Hermione would like to know why. For that matter, the Draco in the dreams would like to know why. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,404 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NATO by backseat compromises reviews
AU. It's Dr Alfred F. Jones' day off and he's utterly bored. Cue boredom relief in the form of a phone call to his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland. Sequel to Arthur's Trip to the Doctor's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And I Will Be Icarus by ToastedToastada reviews
"...someone who could hold them down and ravish them, but who doesn't do a thing unless they allow him to." Powerplay between Russia/America. De-anon from LJ. PWP/Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Speaking Lessons by Lomonaaeren reviews
Sequel to Lessons Returned. HPDM slash. Harry thought he and Malfoy were done with each other after one round of mutual humiliation. He didn't realize a Malfoy's desire dies harder than that. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Those Intangibles by Tinstars reviews
It's WWII and the boys have to share a tent. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pretty Pretty Princess by Shatterdoll reviews
In the end they all knew that only one of them could be the Pretty Pretty Princess. Pure shameless crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Romantic Evening by Klei reviews
"Only you would find a dinner at Friendly's romantic." In which Russia and America go on a date. To a fast-food restaurant. Needless to say, Russia is distressed. RussAme fluff, T for some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
A Course of Action Not Recommended by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by ArixaBell reviews
Russia decides to kidnap America. Things don't go exactly as planned, since you can't really kidnap the willing. Eventual RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Russia, America
Ask by 80x18 gone reviews
Crackfic. Why Kakashi Hatake should NEVER write advice columns.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
All Ill Need a Nurse by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Prussia… Is sick. Sick and at Austria's house for medical care. With is constant whining, overdramatizing, and… Prussia-ness, what lengths would Austria go to for him to shut up? … You'd be surprised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Kiss It Better by licorice factory reviews
When America is hurt, England will always be there to kiss it better. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hollowed by Childish Sadism reviews
It is the annual Halloween party for the Nations and Canada is the marvelous host this time. The only problem is that he has to keep his brother and England from ruining it. Who would have thought an attic was such a comfortable place. US/UK. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Meant To Be by ArixaBell reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. England really wants to know about America's relationship with Canada. He probably shouldn't have brought that up... Various FACE pairings. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Reaction by Chikyuu-Chan reviews
"Call me what you will. However, it will probably only make me all the more insistent. After all, I do enjoy it so much when my prisoners bite back" Dialogue only. US/Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - America, Russia
Never Sing Again by Ireina Kurotsuki reviews
AU/Reincarnation!Ficlet. Rome/Germania/Rome. Based off a prompt on LJ- 'It was the worst song he'd ever heard' Alfher comes home from lectures one day to find his roomate up to mischief. Luthando isn't as good a singer as he thinks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
Anatomy Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Biology was the topic of study, today. Pre-SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Talk of Tomatoes by crackberries reviews
Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Pure Form Affection by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro is hit with a pollen that regresses him back to a more primal state. Now, as the crew gets used to their "Zoro-dog", Sanji gets used to having the swordsman follow him around everywhere. Rated M for brief sexuality.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Touchstone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Things would be easier for Draco if his memory worked like other people's. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't just assume things! by Green Sphynx reviews
Poland will explain to you that you are wrong with all your fics about him. For he isn't, like, always with Liet, is he? -Not the most serious story I have written in my life...-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Following Up by PsychoticDemonic reviews
"I can do relationships and stuff too," Gilbert snapped. Alfred blinked at him. "Wait…you want to date me?" "Yes! I thought the vibrator and phone sex might've given you a clue!" Prussia/America, sequel to Checking In
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Lessons Returned by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to Kinesthetic Learners. Harry returns the favor. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sapphires and Rubies by coxcomb reviews
Germany can't decide what to do on his day off. Luckily, France and Prussia came up with a good idea. France/Prussia/Germany fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Germany, France - Complete
With Your Green Mantle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Recollections Series: Story One by StarkBlack reviews
For insipid gnome 19. The first in a series of past events in the 'Memories' universe. This is set just a few weeks before things start changing. Rated M only for language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Kinesthetic Learners by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. A moment during a Quidditch game. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
House by VioletLolitaPop reviews
In figuring out who plays the "mommy" role, li'l Alfred and Ivan's disagreements climax to one of the greatest domestic disturbances ever to be seen in a game of House.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rage by Impervious Marr reviews
It was like a gunshot to Russia's ears - and he felt an insane rush of - an inhuman kind of hate. RussiaAmerica, implied non-con EnglandAmerica. Violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
First Time Plans by DoitsuDeutschland reviews
Alfred decides to show Ludwig a secret tree house that he found, with some interesting magazines hidden in it. But what is Alfred has an alternative motive to this little event? GermanyxAmerica shota crake PrussiaxEngland mentioned
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Germany, America
Be Careful What You Drink For by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Handling a World Conference by buttonfly reviews
"He was not one for casual contact, especially of this sort, and especially while in the presence of all the other nations who could very easily look over to see the color on his face, and the broad smirk on his neighbor's..." Just a little FrUK lime fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Your Smile is Not Contagious by OrangePlum reviews
Russia has a new hobby, and his name is Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,543 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - America, Russia
Family Plan by gurechi reviews
Whatever Kaiba wants, Kaiba will eventually get. Kaiba x Jounouchi. PWP. Oneshot. Warning inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Fahrenheit 451 Centigrade J by Cyrelia J reviews
De Anon from the kink meme. A brief behind the scenes of a fictional 2011 world conference. America loves it when Japan talks dirty to him- among other things. Smut. Japan/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head by licorice factory reviews
England hears a rumor that America cries a lot when aroused. He becomes curious...Is this true? UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Change Your Mind by tatterdemalion reviews
France shows up at Canada's house. Canada interprets it in his usual-but-super-annoying self-deprecating way. Franada foot fetish...wait, what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Midnight Secretary by Ozuttly reviews
Jounouchi needs money for his sister's eye operation, and miraculously gets a job as Seto Kaiba's secretary. But then he sees something he's not supposed to see, and tries to blackmail the CEO. Bad idea. Seto/Jou vampire AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,482 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
The Snow King by Shatterdoll reviews
Shortly after getting pieces of an evil mirror in his eye and heart, Alfred is spirited away by the Snow King. Matthew sets out to find him and bring him home. But the journey is long and the Snow King is not keen on letting Alfred go. AlxMatt,IvanxAl
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Tactile by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*China/America* Painting over America's body, China tells him a story as old as he is… *contains smut*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2010 - America, China - Complete
So Close by KimoriShadows reviews
The Cold War has been raging for too long. Neither side will back down. Will all the king's horses and all the king's men be able to put it right? America and Russia meet on top of the Berlin Wall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All About Government by waterrain reviews
America called a World Meeting and he plans to talk all about his government, but decides to also let the other Nations talk about their governments.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - America
The Heart by Shatterdoll reviews
America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
How to like People who like Cats by Ahmerst reviews
Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,042 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Now When I Say Gay by OrangePlum reviews
"Why are you so gay, Russia?" Russia blinked and looked curiously at the American who was regarding him with an irritated scowl. "Would you like me to show you?" Playoff of American slang.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Polaroid by coxcomb reviews
Russia likes to take photographs of the other countries once he is 'finished' with them and is missing just one photo in his album. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Five Times House and Wilson Kissed by Spoggly reviews
Five times House and Wilson kissed, and one time they didn't. Spoilers: HOUSE HAD AN INFARCTION AND WILSON IS DIVORCED
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Eggnog by Spoggly reviews
Jack takes Ianto home after an impromptu office party. Contains drunk, but mutually consensual, sex; no spoilers.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Our Scandalous Little Rabbit by DestinyShiva reviews
USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Viower Excretion Advisd by P-12-Technomage reviews
Russia is secretly the one who wrote My Immortal, the infamous Harry Potter fanfic written by someone under the name Tara Gilesbie. America finds out. De-Anoned from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, Russia
How Noble In Reason by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
deep fried by calciseptine reviews
Francis/Alfred. Some arguments are questions of honor, and others are just plain ridiculous. This one was both. For mochalatt3.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - France, America - Complete
Of Ropes and Crushed Ice by aiiXael reviews
America bound to a bed-that's pretty much all there is to it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
A Subtle Change by NinjaMoose reviews
America thinks he has met the girl of his dreams: Ivana. England is skeptical, France is overjoyed, and Russia thinks he's dead wrong, but as time passes will Russia find out who cursed him to a female body? America x Female!Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - America, Russia
The Game by ai-08 reviews
Belarus has invited a few nations to her estate and is so glad that they have all decided to come and play with her... RussiaxAmericaxRussia among others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Russia, America
Chanson d'Hiver by GF-221b reviews
Winter's Song. AU. When a certain American and Brit find a certain frozen Canadian with amnesia out in the snow, their worlds are flipped upside-down. America/Canada, France/England, & MANY other pairings. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,148 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Of Mice and Men by TenshiXXX reviews
"The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Fool by WinButler reviews
1946. It is the evening following the first UN Security Council meeting. France and England meet in their hotel room to discuss the relative merits of scotch and vintage wine, and their place in the new world. And have sex. FrUK, RusUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Better by Salmagundi reviews
America knows he deserves this for being bad. England is just trying to help him be better. England loves him... Dark!England/Colonial!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The 3 Reasons Why Netherlands Lost by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Short little one-shot. Made as a joke - not intended to offend anybody. The three reasons why Netherlands lost against Spain during the FIFA final match. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Netherlands, Spain - Complete
Her Performance of a Lifetime by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Why she should be disgusted, or so says the logical part of her brain, is because Little Miss Sunshine is just that; Little MISS Sunshine.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Denise M./Jo - Complete
Darker than Red by reconquista reviews
Written for the final of the FIFA world cup 2010. Netherlands lost, so tonight Spain will top, in all this conqueror glory. /Contains violence, language and sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Spain, Netherlands - Complete
Family Game Night by pickingupstars reviews
There should probably be an upper age limit on board games. If you are passed two centuries, you probably shouldn't be allowed to play. FACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Wedding by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, GWLL. Crackfic, sequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Entropy of the Situation.' Ron may have accidentally caused Malfoy to propose to Harry, but he is still going to stop the wedding. Because Malfoy is a murderer. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
With A Cherry On Top by Viviraas reviews
France isn't the only nation with kinks. France/Spain. PWP for the.love.ninja
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2010 - France, Spain - Complete
Monopoly by Green Sprout reviews
The nations decide to determine the fate of the world and who runs it by playing...monopoly. Rated for cursing and suggestive themes. Pairings: Russiamerica and various others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America, Russia
Victory Celebration by P-12-Technomage reviews
Russia/Ivan and America/Alfred celebrate the defeat of Germany in WWII by getting drunk and having sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Checking In by PsychoticDemonic reviews
The note on the box told Alfred that this was his present from Prussia, which he already knew, and that it had been a recommendation from France. The present itself was a vibrator. PruAm -round 2 is up as 'following up'-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Apium Graveolens by Shoo-Shoo Amelia reviews
Spain very much dislikes celery. He would say that he hates it but he wouldn't want to hurt the little vegetable's feelings; after all, all vegetables are precious in Spain's eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Spain, France - Complete
Lick my Wounds by whitetyger123 reviews
Russia and America have a strange relationship. Just a quick story that I thought up, randomly. Rated M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Object by Nakimochiku reviews
And what are you expecting me to do about it? France x England, lemon, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Stepping Stones by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW het. Fourshot. Harry thought he might as well marry Ginny, since he couldn't fall in love with anyone at all. And then he fell in love with Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,939 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Boredom by preusterreich reviews
Gilbert, Roderich, and Vash get locked in a room together. Gilbert complains that he is bored, until he discovers a fun way to pass time. Did someone say "THREESOME"? D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Porcelain Boy by pluckingpearls reviews
America/Russia; Ivan is insane. Up in his cold tundra of a house in seclusion and isolation he makes a last attempt to ease he suffering, only to discover that those haunting him never go away. Rated M for gore, rape/sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
When the Flesh Desires by A Twisted Fairytale reviews
It was only a matter of time before the king was overthrown.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
I Hit a Girl by VioletLolitaPop reviews
America hit a girl. Not that he wanted to, he didn't have a choice! Really! :Fem!Russia:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unfair by starshards reviews
Romano learns, like most teenagers, that life is unfair. Especially with those stupid, gangly limbs, stupid, crazy hormones, and stupid, handsome Spaniards interfering with your life. Romano/ Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Hate Game by Shatterdoll reviews
The problem: America is furious at England to the point he fears for his life. The really big problem: England doesn't know what he did wrong. Add a jealous Russia and England has quite the mess. AmericaxEnglandxRussia hate triangle, T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Alternative by Daring Dashwood reviews
One-shot. There are many different ways the Cold War could've ended. One involved a friendly game of Russian Roulette.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Celluloid by Zalia Chimera reviews
The heroes and villains of America's little play and Russia's place within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Scattered Notes by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
F Alfred's Life by cactusitude reviews
Alfred frets over his weight, Ivan attempts to comfort him, without much success. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Toy by IRuleEverything101 reviews
America has something. Russia wants to know what that something is. When he finds out, can he restist it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Through My Fault by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
Because it's always been known that the forbidden things taste best, and tasting the best always got you addicted. Lovino understood that; maybe a bit too much. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Well, It Worked in the Movies by genericnamehere reviews
America finally decides to confess his love to Russia, but it ends horribly. But that's okay, he's got the full force of Hollywood romance behind him as he tries to woo his love. Of course, everyone else has to get involved. human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
21 Days by 11timesBefore reviews
Alfred wanted to play a game- pick a country & make the country fall in love with him. But what happens when he only has 21 days to do it and his target is a creepy, man-slaughtering Russian? Is 21 days enough to make someone fall in love with you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2010 - America, Russia
The Cure by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
The Hokage and Shizune are having problems in finding a certain important document that they need ASAP. "Where's Iruka?" "He's out, sick." "He has a copy. I just know it. KAKASHI!" Will Kakashi be able to help the ill chunnin find the lost document? Or..?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Orbweavers and Widows by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
Because it's only a matter of time until Alfred realizes that they're both trapped in this intricate web of deceit they've created. Implied Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Quietly, Quietly by ai-08 reviews
No, Matthew is already so easily forgotten. He will not be just another forgotten notch on someone's bedpost as well. AU, FrCan, Gift fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Canada, France
Magic Trick by Jenny Max reviews
England discovers that a magic trick from America is not magic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
On Conducting Ghosts by Ahmerst reviews
America and England debate séances and Halloween costumes. UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Taste by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*KoreaChina* China, in a moment of despair, offers Korea a deal: a single pityfuck, and then Korea won't bother him ever again. It works. The problem is, it also backfires...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2010 - South Korea, China - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Roses Are Red by ArixaBell reviews
England and Russia both want America. Russia's attempts to copy England's wooing methods leave something to be desired.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Bosses, Balance, and Bacon by Firebirdie reviews
In which Russia and America discuss all three over breakfast. No capitalists were harmed in the making of this fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Save a Horse, Ride a Gentleman by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Coke or Pepsi? by Amerikan Pi reviews
Yep, that old question. America has trouble deciding between two of his favorite drinks. Of course this decision might take a little while. And piss off a certain Brit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hold Me Again by Inari Kasugawa reviews
Alfred is hurting over a dead relationship with Ivan and really wants to hear his voice. He gets to, but it isn't exactly what he wanted. IvanxAlfred in a non-cannon setting, implied RoChu but nothing really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Uniform', Not Predictable by Tamer Lorika reviews
Italy knows that he is lazy and weak and never gets much done but that, really, cannot be his own fault. Not if Germany insists on doing... well, THAT... Its PWP, you know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Superman Logo by nupinoop296 reviews
America is a dork. Canada knows this firsthand. Shortfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
For them, this is normal by Aries Draco reviews
Rated M for mature and potentially controversial themes. Well, it would be controversial, considering it involves Vichy!France, Nazi!Prussia and Facist!Spain. Originally written for the kink meme. A drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - France, Prussia - Complete
Italy's Remedy by KayosHybrid reviews
Germany is coming to terms with the bizarre and uncomprehensible Italy in their first few awkward meetings, and Italy impulsively seizes the chance to get him to relax. Oneshot. /CRACK/.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Music Appreciation by Shatterdoll reviews
Italy wants to share his love of classical music with Germany. Cute and fluffy. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Just a Checkup by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Chinese Democracy, Let's spend the night together by doodledandy reviews
It's the Olympics in China and the question is: Who is really in bondage here? Kink Meme fill USAxChinaxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, China - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Tailor Shop of Enzibaka by Tyranno's girl reviews
You always have to be careful of what you say and do, and how you say and do things, right? Because, well, you never know how someone might take it...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - South Korea, China - Complete
A Real Hero by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
It's Alfred's tenth birthday, and Francis, by some accident, had not made enough of Alfred's super-favorite-ever-the-awesomest-thing-in-the-world apple pie. There was just enough for everybody– minus one person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/15/2010 - America, France - Complete
Insatiable by Lycaenida-Zephyr reviews
“How insatiable you are, Young Master. Such dirty behaviour is not fitting of the master of the house." Sebastian. SebaxCiel...pure smut, basically.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Every Trick in the Book by Silvertails Tora reviews
Russia tries to charm America with various cliches. Meanwhile, America thinks the whole thing is an elaborate April Fool's Day prank. The START talks just got a lot more interesting. Written for the Russiamerica livejournal community; based on a prompt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Checkmate by jadepopsicle61496 reviews
America invites Russia over to play some video games, but after several failed attempts at beating the other, Russia asks to play a game more suited to him--chess. What ensues is much more than a simple board game. RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Jolene by TenshiXXX reviews
"She was a beautiful woman, with thick coppery hair, pale skin and viridian eyes. And she was in love with Itachi." When a woman moves in next door, Itachi has difficulty assuring Kisame that he's not interested in her. KisaIta One-sided OC/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Chemical by NinjaMoose reviews
Germany finally has found a logical explanation for love. Too bad Italy is not logical.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Happy Endings by Chou ni Natte reviews
Alfred wasn’t looking for it, but he got a…happy ending. *RussAme*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Damn Prussia! by Rhen Nightshade reviews
“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Breaking In by Chou ni Natte reviews
Horror movies before bedtime, Alfred? You should know better. *RussAme*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Only Polite to Knock by Chou ni Natte reviews
Italy’s late, so Germany drops by to see what’s keeping him. *GerIta*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Dear Journal by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
A series of journal entries written by our favorite tsundere Italian; containing days and thoughts of randomness, anger, embarrassment, and love. List of pairings is inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Easter Eggs by Redawilo reviews
Kinda AU-y: An old woman decorates a bunch of eggs for Easter, which then begin to interact with one another.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Slight Misunderstanding by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*one-shot GerIta* Germany wanted to propose, but you can always count on Prussia to mess things up a bit... poor Italy. Contains lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Double Dating For Dummies by WinButler reviews
France has had quite enough of America and Canada's recent moping. And so, he makes it his business to set the two up on a romantic double date. With probably the two most inappropriate people on the planet. PruCan, RusUS, FrUK. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Talk by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Prussia, France - Complete
Mon Cheri, You Break My Heart! by Jenny Max reviews
America reveals his epic plan to open a McDonald's at the Musée du Louvre. France is not pleased.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/1/2010 - France, America - Complete
Spank America Decent by aiiXael reviews
America finds out about Russian clubs and a specific club event called 'Spank America Decent'. Russia is not nearly as amused as America is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Poker Night by haveyounomercy reviews
A night spent with the Allies is truly a night wasted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pet by whitetyger123 reviews
A song fic, first person Russia's POV. Rated M for disturbing scenes and a little language. Just a short little one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
In Pursuit of Happiness by eloquentelegance reviews
...all men are created equal that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness... The United States of America is a nation. Not a man.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Russia After Dentist by NinjaMoose reviews
Extensive amounts of vodka don't even make Russia as loopy as he is after dental surgery. Oneshot Russia/America Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Ruffles and Lace by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Joey is behind on rent and desperate for a job, so he goes to someone else who has managed to escape the slums they used to live in. He didn't realize that being a maid was so difficult. Especially with Kaiba involved. WARNING: EXTREME LEMON.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
When You Don't Love Me Anymore by Shatterdoll reviews
Drabble. America attacks England over some of his insecurities and fears for the future.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Which Texting Brings Love by Tobigoesbang reviews
Matthew is in love, Francis abuses the wink-y face, and Latvia is insulted. FRxCAN with a dab of GerxIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Lie Back and Think of England by Doitsu reviews
He was told to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England. But what he really wanted was to lie back and be with England. UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
For Germany, I'll DIEEEEET by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta, implied USUK* The unthinkable has happened to Italy... he's actually put on some weight from his "huge, HUGE love" for pasta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Equinoctial by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, preslash. Three glimpses of Malfoy on a spring day convince Harry to take a risk. First in the "Seasonal Processions" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soldier's Heart by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The civil war takes its toll on America, and all Russia can do for him is stay by his side...but that just might be enough.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
How To Lose A Guy In 21 Days by WinButler reviews
Arthur realises he's made a big mistake breaking up with Alfred when he sees him with someone else. Desperate, he enlists France's help to break up the happy new couple and win his boyfriend back... Eventual RusUS, FrUK. Now with post-fic apology!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,901 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
In Which Germany Joins the Mile High Club by darkheart510 reviews
Italy gets bored on an airplane and Germany joins the mile high club! GerIta. Shameless PWP smut. Yay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Naz reviews
America throws a holiday party with mistletoe, hoping for entertaining results. What he gets aren't exactly the results he was hoping for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
O Canada by Darkfire75 reviews
CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Among the Sunflowers by Shatterdoll reviews
AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Of Onsens, Peeping, and Green Beasts by Kitkat973 reviews
Really, all Iruka had wanted was to take a nice, peaceful soak. How could he have known that his former student's teacher would be at his usual spot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Masochist by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
Gilbert was always a masochist. GERMANCEST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Please Don't by R0KI reviews
Russia decided Latvia is finally ready to have the same treatment as his brothers. Rated M for smut....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Say My Name, Lover by GriddedKnight reviews
“Come in, Jounouchi.” After the year and a half he still never called me by my first name and that always hurt a little. Puppyshipping, Oneshot/Complete Please R&R Oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
My Coming Out Party by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
And more than just that, he could not help but shake the feeling that it was his role as JD's...as JD's what, exactly? Mentor? Father figure? The only damn person who knew? Whatever the hell he was going by now, he knew it came with a responsibility.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Just Relax by KatyaChekov reviews
America is working late, and Russia decides to give him a nice Russian-style massage to help him relax... Kinkmeme fill, shamelessly de-anoning. Rated T because of lack of actual sex and mention of anything really adult.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Act of Viewing Music by TwinKoi reviews
Hungary thought is was a normal day, going about doing her normal chores, till a certain red eyed knight disturbed the music. PrussiaXAustria. Uses country names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
An Unwanted Link by ChangeofHeart reviews
When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Brother, Please Save Me From This Pedophile by last letter reviews
Ludwig's sexuality is roughly that of a potato's; his only wish is to study in peace. Alfred is but a sack of raging hormones; his life's work is being cool. They are two different people with just one similarity - they are both dumb. Rome/Ger, Russia/USA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Germany, America
Luck by chelsia reviews
America's victory was just another trophy on the shelf. Russia's silver medal was the loss of hope for men's competitive figure skating.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Fall of a Hero by whitetyger123 reviews
Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 127,818 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Burgers For Two by SuomenNeito reviews
Everyone's favorite fast food joint celebrates it's twentieth anniversary in Moscow on January 31st, 2010. America goes to help Russia get in the spirit of fast food. AmericaxRussia A fluffy one-shot! Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Published: 2/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Like Clockwork Springs by Mooncatcher reviews
It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Here comes the candle by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Buon Compleanno, Spagna by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano: Spain's birthday is coming up, and Romano has no idea what to get him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
From Russia With Love by whitetyger123 reviews
A walk down memory lane, in the form of one special gift. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Russia/America, yaoi, man on man, mature content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
If Wishes Were Fishes by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
After his Valentine's Day plans with China fall apart, Russia finds himself spending the rest of the holiday with America, a bottle of vodka and an obscenely large box of chocolate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Best Valentine's Day Gift by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Matthew is upset by the fact that Francis didn't send him anything for Valentine's day; however, Francis soon shows up with the best gift he could ever offer. Himself. Rated T for implied sex and Francis himself. FRANCE/CANADA and slight US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Starfire Nights by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. AU of my earlier fic Changing of the Guard. Harry and Draco meet at a series of fantastic Midsummer's Eve parties and grow closer through dancing, and blackmail. Fourshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,862 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Miracles and Dumb Luck by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
In the 1980 Winter Olympics, the American ice hockey team beat the Soviet team in one of the biggest upsets in sports history. Both America and Russia deal with the outcome with grace and dignity. ...yeah right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Blame it on the Alcohol by Green Sprout reviews
The incident of the countries going out for drinks in the UK. Russiamerica, some FrUK, Prussia/Italy/Germany, Korea/China/Vietnam, some England/Japan. Rated M for dirty humor, lime, and drunk nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Russia struggles with his shameful obsession with America's blue jeans. Crack-fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Russia - Complete
Leave Not A Trace by Albino Magpie reviews
It's a part of them. Hating each other, destroying each other is what they do. But some ways to destroy are sweeter than others. America/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
50 of Them by FroggyFran reviews
Growing up doesn't really mean anything. England x America -World x America- MPREG Yaoi Violence Oneshot -For I Am The Queen-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Curl by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Spain decides to uncover the truth about Romano's hair curl, even if it means forcefully pinning Romano down and playing with the curl as much as he can... Rated T because of Romano's bad mouth and curl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Grocery Shopping by KleineVogel reviews
Austria goes grocery shopping... with Prussia. Warnings: human names used, childish behavior, mentions of alcohol now edited
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Florida by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
What on earth does Alfred mean by "taking a trip down to Florida"? Arthur is about to find out... No lemons, Rated T for suggestive themes and swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Entropy of the Situation by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, oneshot. Ron has been reading a lot about Muggle science, and now he knows that Harry and Draco will break up, thanks to the power of physics! Crack. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Play Date by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Germania and Rome decide to bring their grandsons together for a play date. Things go as can be expected when you bring little Feli, Lovi, Gilbert, and Ludwig together...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
Eyes of Blue by Shatterdoll reviews
England knows it is wrong, but in these stolen moments it is hard to care... EnglandxColony!America, Shota warning, M for Lime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Lies by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sebastian did not lie like humans did. Instead, he lied like a demon. SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Breathe In, Breathe Out by whimsicalwishes reviews
Neji/Shikamaru. AU. Lemon. “And what does this exercise entail?” “Sex.” Well, wasn’t he straightforward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Virgin Revelry by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Family Night by Nisha Tsukino reviews
Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Please by whitetyger123 reviews
As pleasurable as this was, it always just ended with him orgasming and then maybe having Cuba let him help take care of his own matching erection; nothing more, nothing less. Cuba/Canada RP by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Cuba, Canada - Complete
Vacation by whitetyger123 reviews
Sweden and Finland want to get away for a few days. Yaoi, SuFin, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture for BarryChoppa, who was our 100th reviewer for Penname Invisible. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A Bet's A Bet by Tehri reviews
After losing a bet to Francis, Arthur is now forced to live with Alfred and do chores in his house while wearing only his Sexy Waiter outfit. But this is quite in his favour, because he wants to feel attractive and wanted again...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blackberry Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. In which Harry discovers something about Draco Malfoy that makes him determined to help. If he can figure out how. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Balm for Social Failure by uberneko-zero reviews
L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 249,193 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Greatest Hero of All Time by xcorkx reviews
Alfred Jones always knew he was different, it was evident in his super strength. When he goes to take hold of his destiny he finds more than he expected. A Hercules parody -JoKer- Collab with Spazzkitty
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - America, England/Britain
Confession by comptine reviews
Arthur knows something is wrong the moment Alfred walks into his office. There is something off about him. In his confident smile. In his steely eyes and in the tone in his voice There is something wrong, but Alfred was never one for telling secrets.USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gift of Winter by Oni-at-heart reviews
General Winter has protected Russia for so long but maybe he can now make him happy as well. RussiaxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/16/2010 - America, Russia
Double or Nothing by Shatterdoll reviews
England wants America. So does Russia. Neither can have him. Not individually anyway. And thus an unholy alliance is formed... RussiaxAmericaxEngland, Rated M for saucy content
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
La Tomatina by haveyounomercy reviews
Each year, Antonio watches the festival of La Tomatino and thinks back to every night of passion he's had during those special nights. One-shot, Spain/Various.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Spain - Complete
Who is your hero? by Mlle-Maple reviews
When America and England start arguing about what a real hero is, they decide to ask a specialist: a Child, as to say Sealand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sealand, America - Complete
Arthur and the Frog by calciseptine reviews
Francis/Arthur. Arthur kisses a frog who, most unfortunately, does not turn into Prince Charming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Speaking in Tongues by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco thought he had left the darkness of the war behind him, until the snake in his Dark Mark started speaking to him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Games by Lady Misaii reviews
Turkey wasn't one for losing, and neither was Egypt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
IDK My BFF England by ai-08 reviews
I hope you know that when all the polar bears DIE it’ll have been entirely your fault, you prat. silly, pointless, slight USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Separated by a Common Language, Indeed by ai-08 reviews
In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,272 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
This is Not a Love Song by Shatterdoll reviews
What was so wrong with hooking up with an old enemy every now and then to lick each other's wounds? Especially when they are so good at the licking part... RussiaxAmerica, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
A Healing Grace by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, oneshot. After the war, it takes a while for Harry to care about Quidditch again. And he certainly never expected Draco Malfoy to be the most interesting part of it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirty Dancing by whitetyger123 reviews
Perhaps it was the chains that were waving from his hips, or perhaps the spiky blond hair, or the fact that he had gorgeous green eyes that France saw when he turned around... "Arthur?" France/England written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp ya
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Mona Lisa by Rocky and CG reviews
The famous painting is stolen from the Louvre museum in France’s house!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - France, N. Italy - Complete
Photographic Evidence by fynnorian reviews
England loses a bet and has to go to the World Summit in his pirate getup, complete with mannerisms. America finds this development unexpectedly attractive. England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Renewal by oh.industria reviews
AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Yes, Master by whitetyger123 reviews
If you think this is an act, why don't you try to disobey me?" He asked, eyes hard. "Bend over that chair. I will teach you what happens when you talk back." S&M story, England and America. RP with me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - England/Britain, America
Secret Lovers by ai-08 reviews
Theirs is a love full of music, pretty dresses, and most importantly... Barbie and Ken. AustriaxPoland. I dare you to read it. Fic Challenge
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Austria, Poland - Complete
Thorns Have Roses by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Genma bets Kakashi that he can't get laid in two weeks, but there's only one person that Kakashi's interested in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lounging at the Pool by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Being forced to go to the pool by his younger brother is annoying enough. Add a persistent Spaniard and you get a very unhappy Romano. Semi-AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Happy Birthday to Me by Gemini Artemis reviews
Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
My Roleplay by ButlerXArtemis reviews
Turk discovers something in JD's room. Oneshot. JD/Cox. Very short.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2009 - John D./J.D., C. D. Turk - Complete
Growing Pains by Shatterdoll reviews
Ever since his growth spurt, America has been acting defiantly. When England attempts to put him in his place America decides to show him just how grown up he has become... Pre-split AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Perfect in Miniature by toujourspret reviews
Written for the Kuroshitsuji Kink Meme over on LJ. Pretty much just pointless, plotless smut. Shota and reveling in it .
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Secret Santa Gift Exchange by StarlingStorm reviews
Going around the circle showing off their wonderfull gifts.....but wait. Who gave America a gun? And why?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Chicken by Panzer Panda reviews
Ivan and Alfred play a very dangerous game. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
A Second Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. At a time when most wizards are thinking about the weather, Draco has better things to do. Very fluffy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Divided We Stand by ai-08 reviews
America writes the Declaration of Independence and is paid a visit by England. Englandxcolony!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Almost the Same by Zalia Chimera reviews
Ivan muses about Alfred, his star speckled skin and the similarities between Alfred and Arthur and the Great Game between Russia and England. Mid-1800s. Russia/America, suggested Russia/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
A First Time for Everything by PunkyPenguin reviews
To say that I was nervous, would be a huge understatement. Because, I, Uzumaki Naruto was actually scared and beyond nervous for my very first time. Even though the one doing it was Sasuke. SasuNaru, short drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Safety first by Benderine reviews
After this, Leela will never sneak in Fry and Bender's apartment at 3AM...EVER AGAIN. Fry/Bender or Fender slash
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
He's Too Young by Noodle In a Can reviews
Distractions, distractions. Egypt sure is good at them. Egypt x Turkey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Football or Football? by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
England and Germany are just going to have a friendly football game. Why is America so convinced that England is going to get himself killed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Persephone's Folly by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Persephone was a fool to fear Hades. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desaparición by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Working Relationship by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry is worried about Draco, who seems to be suffering from a sort of general malaise. The cure may be simpler than he thinks. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hot Waters by whitetyger123 reviews
It's the 2010 Olympics, and Canada and America have a bet! RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Just a one shot, pretty much a PWP. So there is yaoi. Gay sex, people! Don't read if you don't like!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Papa, it's me! by Orpah reviews
Apparently, Canada's problem with mistaken identity began early on in his life...collab oneshot with Gemina.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
There's Something About Texas by Liete reviews
-US/UK- 'If he looked sexy with the glasses, then England was absolutely irresistible.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/4/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Red and Blue by sushidei reviews
Once the uniform went on, they knew there was no going back. America and England both understood the gravity of what they were about to do to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Difficulties of Being by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, ASS. "You look so much like your father!" Al Potter is tired of hearing that sentence. But if he plays his cards right, maybe he'll never have to hear it again. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Literary Seduction by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Iruka has been getting strange gifts with no name attached, only quotes from an unknown novel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Alfred, who? by Shuuka-over-Rin reviews
Why, who is this America you speak of?" Francis asked almost too sarcastically. At that point, England was about to have a fit, "Alfred! Don't pretend you don't bloody know him!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Silent Language by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Distraction by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France felt his mouth go dry. England was looking back at him, green eyes half-lidded and a growing smirk on his lips as he slowly brought the pen up to his mouth and- Mon Dieu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Harp, A Shadow, The Wind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco was tortured, his shadow and his ability to lie stolen away. Now Harry and Draco adventure through darkness, time, and poetry to win both of them back. Fairy tale fic. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Irregularity by Impervious Marr reviews
Tomorrow, the day would be raining. RussiaAmerica, modern times. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Struggle Opportunity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,886 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twisted With You by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/S.Italy: Lovino finally confesses to Antonio, the only way he knows how to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Unexpected by whitetyger123 reviews
Just a oneshot, with America, Russia and Lithuania. Probably not a good idea for a homophobic to read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Captain's Log by whitetyger123 reviews
I am the Captain of the pirate ship Victory. We have taken over this ship. And you?" "I am Alfred, official stow-away of this ship. So I guess this means I'm your problem now." A story about pirate!England who meets pickpocket!Alfred. Yaoi, boy on boy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - England/Britain, America
Photogenic by Tikvah reviews
There were several reasons Shikamaru never photographed people, he just couldn’t seem to remember one now. “I want you to take me on the bed.” Shikamaru swallowed, he knew he should have said no when Neji asked him for a private session. -- Neji/Shika PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Bet by dmnq8 reviews
..."Let me seduce you, Neji," Gaara whispered into his ear. "I'm good. You'll enjoy it, I promise. And you are of course free to stop me at any time." Giftfic for SerentitySoul. Yaoi. GaaNeji. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Musical Interlude by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sebastian's violin lessons are very 'hands on.' SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Georgia On My Mind by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Remember that time where Russia had tanks in Georgia the country? Yea. So does Alfred. No Pairing, Crack with some truth to it XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Worth the Suffering by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, one-shot. Draco has just escaped from a Ministry obsessed with Halloween, and what he finds in Harry's flat is the last straw. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Would You Kindly by Impervious Marr reviews
This family was ideal. Perfect, maybe. Oh, he couldn't wait to break it. IvanAlfredIvan, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - America, Russia
Facepalm Moment 2173 by REDskies reviews
But Alfred, your ovaries will freeze."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Cornucopia by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. When Harry Potter offers to restore the Black fortune to him, Draco knows he must dig deeper to discover the Git-Who-Lived's *real* intentions. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Mapmakers' Colors by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Anger Management by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*FraIta one-shot* France finds a furious Italy worth pursuing. But the road to get him angered again isn't as easy as he hopes. Contains lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2009 - France, N. Italy - Complete
Lavender by toujourspret reviews
Bathtime in the Phantomhive estate, after hours.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Boxes by whitetyger123 reviews
Just a random idea I had that turned into a really short oneshot. Rated M for implied... stuff. I don't own Hetalia. If extremely homophobic, I recommend skipping this story and therefore not flaming me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by PsychoticDemonic reviews
All America wanted to do was hold Russia like he did earlier, and touch him and kiss him for something more than whatever the hell they usually did.' USxRussiaxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Cold Wars by peroxidepest17 reviews
America and Russia fight and make up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Russia
To Be A Father by FroggyFran reviews
Being a dad was all England could ever really want, but this is one thing he just can't do. America x England Yaoi LEMON oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2009 - America, England/Britain
Corybantes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry investigates a mysterious death at Draco's magic club, Corybantes. Someone has to be lying for the man to have died as he did- and Harry is afraid it's Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,000 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not A Bad Thing by NurseGodaime reviews
Quote-Fic 03: "It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place." Canada tells France how things should be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2009 - England/Britain, France, Canada - Complete
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Three's Company by DarkAuroran reviews
A belated birthday pressie for Kakashi. Iruka has something very saucy in mind for his lover but little did he know how far the variables of an experiment could be pushed. And by golly did Kakashi push them! KakaIru and rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Firsts by Sapphire Smoke reviews
There's always a first time for everything, and Eliot seems to be having a lot of those lately. •Eliot/Hardison•
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Alec H., Eliot S. - Complete
Piercings by whitetyger123 reviews
It starts with England on the Internet, and ends with everyone with their dicks out. Total crack, sorry if I offend/scar anyone. Rated M for a lot of penises. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
When Pasta Is To Blame by FroggyFran reviews
Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Christening by KivaEmber reviews
AU Oneshot because I am an AU whore. Gilbert was not going to play hide and seek in the garden like a fag. Nope, he and Ludwig were going to christen Peter's bed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Cataracts by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Itachi deals with not only his fading eyesight and deteriorating health, but also how that affects his relationship with Kisame. Not to mention Kisame can be a bit of a well-meaning idiot. Kisa/Ita, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Fifteen Years by Impervious Marr reviews
Once upon a time, there was a Totally Awesome Badass Hero. Cursed by his own Dad, King of the Britannia Kingdom, he goes off on an Epic Adventure with a Stupid Evil Sorcerer – the only one able to break that Freaking Curse. Fantasy!AU, RussiaAmerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,704 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Russia, America
Unmentionables by Shoo-Shoo Amelia reviews
These must have been the underwear that Spain wore when he did all that bullfighting business because, bon Dieu, France had seen the pants that Spain wore and they were tight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - France, Spain - Complete
Olympics held where? by whitetyger123 reviews
2010 Olympics are going to be held in America... No wait, above America? Maybe in Australia? Ok, no offence to anyone, and I'm Canadian, so if you are also Canadian, please don't be offended! Read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Canada - Complete
Tea Cups by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Despite a good omen, Iruka's struck by a run of what seems like exceptionally bad luck. Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
And A Moment of Rest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry wishes he knew why he keeps having crazy encounters with Draco Malfoy. They certainly don't make any sort of sense. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Long Desired by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Sequel to 'Viper.' Harry is desperate to avoid becoming a vampire Draco's Long Desired, which Harry sees as slavery. Draco turns to Harry's friends for help as Harry spirals down into madness. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine Is Better by Darkfire75 reviews
America/Japan. America says he has better porn than Japan. Japan takes this as a challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Dreams by Darkfire75 reviews
France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/23/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Eyes That Can See in the Dark by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, fourshot, sequel to 'Rejoicing in Their Strength.' Draco, for a year after the events of that story. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Report on the Subject of Human Copulation by saramon reviews
Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pot Calling The Kettle by rev lady mal reviews
A short fic I wrote after President Obama visited Moscow last month. I found parts of his speech very funny considering where he was. Only warning is possibly Russia's alcohol consumption.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Impervious Marr reviews
America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
You Remember Me by Uneasy Conscience reviews
Matthew's confusion about his feelings for someone who has had a great deal of influence on his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
A Very Walpurgis Night's Madness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, twoshot. Long ago, the English wizards bound the English faeries away. Now one of them, Puck, has escaped, and Harry and Draco must stop him before he turns the whole of England into a twisted faerie amusement park. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rejoicing In Their Strength by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,375 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inheritance by karrot bear reviews
In which Canada finds his inner French
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
I'm sorry, was there not enough sex in it for you? by VIITheChariot reviews
Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
Pushing The Boundaries by tatterdemalion reviews
Sleeping was better than listening to Alfred. It was better than listening to Arthur. And it was better than glaring daggers at the nation sitting next to him. PWP; Sadiq/Heracles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
The Strongest Everyone has off Days by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sometimes you just aren’t meant to win.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sanji, Zoro
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Universal Chaos by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has his life all sorted out. Then he gets summoned to another universe by a version of himself who wants him to woo that universe's version of Draco Malfoy. Lovely. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Even Heroes Need to Cuddle by LaChoy reviews
Naughty and kinky was fun, but a cuddle was nice once in a while too. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Kittychan Must Die by Boyue reviews
Fed up with Yao's obsession of Kitty-chan, Ivan decides it's time to put an end to the madness. -RussiaChina-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/11/2009 - China, Russia
From Russia, With Love by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
Alfred hates how Ivan makes love to him. M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Episode Zero by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Company Manners by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is the new face of the Ministry: poised, witty, confident. And Draco is fascinated with him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,161 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Three Times Harry Potter Prevented Draco Malfoy by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full Title: 'Three Times Harry Potter Prevented Draco Malfoy From Getting Revenge And One Time He Didn't .' Draco does not understand Potter. At all. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Respite by Roxal reviews
The Blitz, 1941. Britain shows strength through attacks on the home front. America lends a hand. Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. US&UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hammered Gold by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, oneshot. Harry is assigned to watch Draco as part of his Auror training. The more he watches, the more he learns. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let's Play Some Tetris Mother Russia by Raggedy Doctor reviews
Alfred shows Matthew a new game. Ivan sings classic Russian folk songs. Tetris is better than pong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Leader of Men by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, darkfic. Harry leads a ragtag army in a desperate war against the breeding Dementors. And through it all, Draco Malfoy is by his side. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He Dreams of Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Fiendfyre burns the body. Harry and Draco are trying to find out whether it burns the soul just as much. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Viper by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to Mongoose. As a developing master vampire, Draco believes he will soon have enough power to conquer Harry Potter. But Harry is more concerned with a group of vampires who are behind some strange murders. 9 parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,893 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Dubious Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
Twoshot, HPDM slash. Ron has a criminal obsession, Hermione a psychoanalysis obsession, and his horoscopes a weirdness obsession. Harry just wants to find Draco Malfoy's stalker and stop all the obsessions. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shadow's Light by Castalyne reviews
Winning is half the battle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Changeling by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, two-shot. After an unexpected revelation about Scorpius's heritage, Draco discovers that his relationship to his son, and, oddly enough, his relationship to Harry Potter, both need to change. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,740 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everything Will Be All Right by LightBender reviews
It's 2049. There's a deadly war. And Russia's the executioner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
From My Pedestal by GhostoftheMotif reviews
I was a hypocrite. I kept myself on such a high pedestal, but when I saw that smile I stepped off of it and slipped beneath dark sheets. Then I climbed back up, and the world was none the wiser to my absence. But I was. And he was.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Arachnophobia by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sai knew he was being a jerk, but at least he had Naruto naked. Smut. You know you want it, you sexy little pervert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 3,950 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dessert and Desire by Acherona reviews
When the young earl of Phantomhive tries to make his demon-butler jealous he might get more than he bargained for…Who’ll be the winner of this naughty game?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Fight by LightBender reviews
Alfred is the top fighter. He just never expected who would be his opponent.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Star Wars by Ros3bud009 reviews
Your project is called... Star Wars?" Very slight Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Payback by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Payback is a b***h. But Sebastian will make Ciel HIS b***h. Er, that is, make PAYBACK his b***h. Yeah, that's right... SebastianxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Pandemonium by Thorn In Your Side reviews
ShikaTema scenefic. Which is just a quirky way of saying a scene I was thinking of fitting into a multichaptered dealie that didn't work out. Why do all the loud ones find Shikamaru?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Happiest Place on Earth by Ros3bud009 reviews
It is actually a certain attraction that my boss would like to attend.” Ivan settled onto the edge of the desk and paused before pulling his metal pipe from his jacket and placing it on the wood with a clank.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Restless & Restrained by Acherona reviews
Ciel is frustrated, waking up several times a night from wet dreams concerning a certain butler. So when he wakes up naked and tied to his bed, is it just another dream or something more? Gift fic for the wonderful Cocodrillo.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
French Kiss by 7ghostwriter reviews
France teaches Germany something new.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2009 - France, Germany - Complete
Spider Web by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He wants to kiss him. Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Toppings by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“What I want,” Ciel said calmly, “is to eat chocolate sauce off of your chest, Sebastian.”
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Wrong Number by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Blood and Smokes by melisandre013 reviews
There was a storm. Sanji had to dive into the water to save Luffy, ruining his last pack of cigarettes. As he goes through withdrawal, he ends up doing things he regrets later. Sanji, then, has to deal with the consequences. Warning: Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Russian Roulette by comptine reviews
Alfred stared at him. This wasn’t the way the great ‘Hero’ of the Cold War was supposed to die, tied up with a crazy Russki pointing a gun at him. “Can’t we make a deal?” America blurted out as Ivan advanced on him. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Inspiration by Corkboard reviews
England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Persistent Resistance by SinisterBug reviews
YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,514 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Acknowledgement by Roxal reviews
The Trent Affair of 1861. America is torn in Civil War. Britain is concerned with supplies and honor. Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. US&UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Presence by Roxal reviews
After Pearl Harbor, America joins the Allied Forces. England notices the changes in him since the Revolutionary War. Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. Us&UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bookland by Corkboard reviews
Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
In Which Zoro is the Grand Master of the Universe by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro can shape the world.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Remember, Remember by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
The fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot... "I'd watch that mouth of yours, Mr. Kirkland," Creedy remarked. "It's liable to get you into a real mess one of these days, you know." V for Vendetta crossover M for mature subjects.
Crossover - V for Vendetta & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Turn Off the Audio by redwalgrl-RG reviews
The World Conference isn't the best place to have sex. Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
His Cook: Unfortunate by StarkBlack reviews
Bard gets an eye-full of something he really didn't want to see.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
He Will Find Beauty by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, LMNM, oneshot. Narcissa is trying to live her life after the war, and to let Draco live his own and make his own decisions. She does have the advice of a Seer to cling to: He will find beauty. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Tapestry of Loss by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM oneshot. After Harry and Draco confiscate a tapestry as part of an Auror investigation, Harry starts to notice that something is not quite right with Draco. Very fluffy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mongoose by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco has found acceptance and power with the nest of vampires who claimed him for their own. Then his nest leader decided to hunt Harry Potter. First in a series of two or three shorter stories. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intaglio by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot, epilogue-compliant. Harry knew he was attracted to Draco Malfoy. But he also knew that he needed a simple life after the war. So he ignored the complication. For as long as he could. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Vulgar Game by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
Ciel and Sebastian play a game on a particularly long carriage ride. Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Sanji is gay by peroxidepest17 reviews
Following the events of episode 378- Sanji tries to play nice for a few days. It backfires a little.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Lazy Sunday by melisandre013 reviews
Warning: yaoi
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Beyond the Conversations by DixieGoddess reviews
In a village full of shinobi, people tend to talk. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Loves What Vanishes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. "Man is in love and loves what vanishes."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coffea Arabica by Silent Nacht reviews
England's tea isn't nearly as dirty as America's mouth. England/America. Blatant silliness and fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2008 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pulses by Flash Gator reviews
A short one shot focusing on our favourite 20th century red head, his robot best friend and their complicated sex life. Light lemon scene.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Dispute of Shades by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi's in a panic! Iruka can't figure out how a few shades difference can turn his normally calm lover into an unstable, semi-homicidal maniac. My crack fic. It had to be done! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Best Aurors in the Department by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Aurors Potter and Malfoy are the best, but even they don't usually bring in traumatized, drooling criminals. It's up to Minister Shacklebolt to figure out what happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Down In the Shadows To Pray by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Narcissa had no daughter to follow her into the Shadows, but she hoped to have a daughter in law. And now Draco's choice imperils that, and forces Narcissa towards a choice between her love and her faith.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Images of a Love Affair by Lomonaaeren reviews
SiriusRemus slash, oneshot. These are the pictures Remus draws of Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Girls' Own Adventure by Lomonaaeren reviews
GinnyLuna femmeslash. When you follow dreams and sorrow into the Forbidden Forest, you never know what you might find. Maybe death, maybe love, and maybe the fae. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Inevitable as Tragedy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Arguing by SinisterBug reviews
A short, smutty drabble. Yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Ron Weasley and His Happy Little Bubble of Denial by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, crackfic, prequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly.' Ron is a chess-master and a war strategist. He knows that Harry is not really dating Draco Malfoy, because he can come up with much better explanations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Ephemera by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot, HPGW. Ginny understood things about Draco Malfoy's pursuit of Harry that Harry never would.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly by Lomonaaeren reviews
When Harry collapses at his birthday party, Ron just knows that Malfoy poisoned him. And he's going to find out how. HPDM, RWHG, oneshot, crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Albatross Around His Neck by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. When an unregistered Animagus commits murder, Harry investigates the agency that trained him, Malfoy's Magical Menagerie. Things would be so much easier if he weren't becoming disillusioned, and if Malfoy was less intelligent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Touch a Unicorn by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He Started It by Little Miss AiLy reviews
He is only seventeen, but he started it. Yes, I keep telling myself that. Yaoi, lemon-ish, ItaKisa, skirts the idea of technical pedophilia. Hard to explain. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Beautiful and Sexy and Mad by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, oneshot. Obviously the only way for Harry and Draco to stop Hermione's mad plan to free the Malfoy house elves is to do something even more mad. Warning for crack and horrible song lyrics. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
WellTrained Puppy by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Joey performs his tricks well. Seto appreciates it. WARNING: This was spun out in twenty minutes and it's not the best I've ever done!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Between the Rising and the Setting of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco is having visions of Harry's dead parents. He wants them to stop. Harry wants to understand what the visions mean and what his parents are trying to say to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,265 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Me Plus You by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Seto can't find it within his power to communicate like a normal person, so Joey devises a way to tell his boyfriend that he feels alone in their relationship, even if he does have to use math to do it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Only if it fits by sootynsweep reviews
Written for the kink meme. The lows Hiroki goes to in order to please Nowaki. Warning: toys, masturbation. NowaHiro
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Thanks for the Memo by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Seto's never really paid attention to his fan mail before, but when Mokuba finds an especially interesting one, he decides to keep it. When he starts receiving more, however, he wants to find out who's sending them. That's easier said than done.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Like Reasonable People by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. You know those stories where Harry and Draco have long, angsty misunderstandings that could be solved if they talked for five minutes like reasonable people? This is not one of those stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Frills by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
TWO-SHOT: Having a model for a cousin would be pretty cool. ...If Joey didn't have to play a mannequin for her dresses every once in a while.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Fever Dream by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Surrender. Dreams. Flowers. Heat. This is Harry's haven, which he earned and chose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Mere Detestable Curiosity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has enough to study with preparing for his NEWTS. He shouldn't waste time indulging his curiosity in trying to decipher Malfoy, his mysterious letters, and his equally mysterious jewelry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
When in Flight by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. When the Slytherin Quidditch players have one accident too many, the Ministry sends Draco Malfoy to Hogwarts to investigate. Harry thinks he can investigate just fine on his own, thank you. Well, maybe Draco's glasses can help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Knight in Kinky, Shiny Armor by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Temari is tailing a renegade shinobi. Why? Stupid Shikamaru got himself captured. Fluff stuff Rated for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ingenium Est Fas by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,017 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sanji's Hands by StarkBlack reviews
ZoroSanji Sanji is injured more than just physically during a fight and Zoro is there to help him. Warnings: yaoi, boyxboy, fluff.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Release of Inhibition by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro and Sanji find themselves exploring a more liberal approach with a certain Fire-using older brother.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Things You Say by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro and Sanji start a physical relationship off on the wrong foot. Each thinking the other won't approve, they both try to mend the issue unsuccessfully.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Contest of Equals by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco has the most brilliant plan to get back at Potter ever. He should really get that assumption looked at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Survivor's Joy by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry works for the Aurors. Draco works for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. They have no reason to meet, until someone starts selling diluted Wolfsbane. Four fairly short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,720 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poetry Contest by SinisterBug reviews
The Mugiwara run out of stuff to do. As a result, fluff and silliness occur.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Zoro, Sanji
The Itch by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro's inability to scratch an itch ends him in a deeper relationship than he wanted or anticipated.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Glory in the Forest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco is tired, tired of his job and pretty much tired of his life. He does not want to go see whatever mysterious thing Harry has to show him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gay Porn by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Joey convinces Seto to come to a get-together with his friends. Seto hears something that wasn't said, making for a very annoyed and very horny Joey.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Dare To Hope by StarkBlack reviews
NaruSasNaru The Akatsuki are dead, and now Sasuke awaits his punishment for going rogue. Warnings: language, boyxboylove.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Honey Muffin by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Seto comes up with a new pet name for Joey because Joey doesn't like being called 'puppy.' Joey doesn't like his NEW pet name either. Poor Seto. He doesn't know what he did wrong.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Painted Bodies, Painted Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry keeps interrupting Draco at work, and Draco is tired of it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our Icha Icha Paradise by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the guys must live together in a house known as 'The Icha Icha House'. Pairings all around with SasuNaru, LeeGaa, ShikaNeji, and ShinoKiba. Probably not going to be updated again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love and Hate by StarkBlack reviews
Kanda/Allen. A one shot I wrote for a friend's birthday. With Kanda, the lines between love and hate are thin. Allen suspects this and challenges the swordsman in the heat of the moment. Warnings: Yaoi, boyxboy, anal, language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Harry's Project by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Harry is bored after the war. When he accidentally finds a file indicating that the Ministry was less than just to the Malfoy family, he decides helping them can be his next pet project. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dangerous by StarkBlack reviews
SasNaru with a side of ShikaNeji. There are many things that are dangerous to talk about in a friends with benefits kind of relationship. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love and a Peanut Butter Sandwich by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Ginny said it was just one of those rough patches all couples went through. But Harry knew its source was Draco being stupid. It was time for that to stop. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Fingers by StarkBlack reviews
Renji/Ishida Renji watches Ishida eat a piece of Ichigo's birthday cake and gets massively turned on. Little does he know the Quincy is doing it on purpose. Warnings: boyxboy kissing, suggestive talk
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Renji A., Uryuu I. - Complete
Softest Touch by StarkBlack reviews
Renji/Ichigo Just some smut to brighten your day! A thank you fic for a friend! Warnings: yaoi, boyxboy love, language, anal.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Five Ways to Forgiveness by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, epilogue-compliant. Every choice we make closes off one pathway and opens others. When Harry sees Draco Malfoy at King's Cross, he has a vision of five futures, but not all of them can come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hymn to Color by Lomonaaeren reviews
Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. In this story are an obsessed Potter, bonds, hormones, conspiracy theories, far too much self help and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Run by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS. Hints of HPDM. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Fashion Statement by Salmon Pink reviews
JD blames the shorts. Dr. Cox x JD
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Still Pools and Starlight by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. When centaurs kidnap a Hogwarts student, Auror Potter is tapped to find her. He understands that. What he doesn't understand is why he's being assigned astronomer Draco Malfoy, of all people, as a temporary partner. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Is What You Get For Saying That Word by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Well, how was he supposed to know that calling Granger what she was would make Harry that angry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cycle of Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Some fires burn without kindling. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Give You a Wondrous Mirror by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that's exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,442 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sabotage by StarkBlack reviews
Kakashi asks Iruka to the Fall Festival, but Iruka can't win any of the games! What's a genius ninja to do? OneShot KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Grinding by StarkBlack reviews
AU. Songfic. Dance club. You can guess the rest. ZoroSanji WARNINGS: Swearing, boyxboy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Secret Admirer by StarkBlack reviews
KakashiIruka. Iruka is getting presents from a secret admirer, and Kakashi offers to help find out who it is. Warnings: Just boyxboy love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Bizarre Incident That Must Never by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Everyone has different opinions on what happened when Harry started dating Draco. If you put them all together, they might even make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone Else is Doing IT by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto and Sasuke bond unconventionally over XXX Yaoi fanfiction. Neji turns out to have an interesting talent or two. Gaara is Gaara. Psychotic and unpredictable, with a penchant for black.SasuNaru & plotcentric NejiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,603 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Zed-Azrael reviews
The Shikon Jewel will give its destined master, Inuyasha, the power to save a great people when he's mature. Sesshomaru's grudge tires Inupapa. The dog demons are becoming extinct, and he wants his grandkids ASAP SesshomaruInuyasha INUCEST yaoi mm mpreg
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Watching Them by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, fluff. Hermione has wondered for years how Harry got Draco Malfoy to act like a civilized person in public. Now she thinks she's figured it out. Hermione POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Comedy of Errors by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, ignores DH. Harry doesn’t know what he and Draco are doing together. That bothers him, sometimes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reparations by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is working for Gringotts. He has to work with Draco to escort a goblin painting to a deep vault, assuming these are the reparations the goblins are actually looking for. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,148 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Innocence by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Interchangeable by Literate reviews
In appearance, personality, thoughts, and actions, we’re the same, and interchangeable. Is it legal... to fall in love with your own image...?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Imagine That by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka and Kakashi used to be friends... kinda. Iruka hasn't seen him in years so why is Kakashi suddenly showing up in Iruka's bed? And why is Iruka amazed that other people can see Kakashi? Will earn its M rating later on KakashiIruka paring
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Cakes and Chocolates by FastForward reviews
Oneshot. Genma comes home from a busy day at work with nothing else in mind than sexing up Raidou, but that proves to be rather difficult if the other is hyper.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Serria reviews
Light, pathetically poor college student that he is, is in dire need of cash. The renowned detective and more importantly, multi billionaire L can help this wretched situation: and subsequently, the business negotiations begin. Yaoi, slightly crackish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
In Dreams by SinisterBug reviews
AU, ZoSan. Chronicles the story of Zoro and Sanji as French noblemen in the 1700's. Romance, sap, angst, yaoi. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,116 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Devil, In Fact, Wears Leather Pumps by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke wants happiness. So the Devil, in the form of a hot blond, grants him 7 wishes. The catch? Sasuke's soul. So all of the brunet's desires are fulfilled, but as expected, Naruto adds twists to each of the Uchiha's fantasies. SasuNaru. DevilUke!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You Suck, Mr Panda! by FastForward reviews
Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Bird by Your Local Sadist reviews
It's amazing what one can do with chakra bending isn't it? Pure and utter fluff. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bom Chicka Wah Wah by Lady Chitose reviews
What do you get when you mix ramen, Axe, and yaoi? This. [SasuNaru crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It’s Hard Knowing Your Own Strength by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy have all leveledup.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Pounce by Micayasha reviews
KxT I will not pounce on him. I will not pounce on him. I will not pounce on him... And then he snapped: self-control be damned. LIME
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Roronoa Zoro: Cabin Boy by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji thinks Zoro has too much free time.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Play With Me by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Switch Switch by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro ingests a Devil's Fruit. Hilarity ensues.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006
37 by Quillslinger reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blood in the Water by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro is a predator.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Eleven Reasons Why SasuNaru by Hiki-chan reviews
Sakura writes down a list... [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cop a Feel by peroxidepest17 reviews
There are repercussions for those who sexually harass. Even those who don’t know they do it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Close Quarters by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji tries to have a little “me” time on board. Ha. Right.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Creative Management by may flyer reviews
Kyouya should know better than to make out with anyone in the music room.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstanding by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Genma. What happens when Genma loses his cool because someone insulted Raidou?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
The One Thing He Loves by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Humour. Insanity. The usual. It's about Itachi, and the one thing he loves the most. Itachi loves something? What? lol
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Man Named Genma by FastForward reviews
Genma is perverted. Kakashi and Iruka are being naughty. What more could Genma want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Worst Timing by FastForward reviews
Oneshot of Kiba. I just think he has the worst timing ever... I don't know why...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
Bad Boy by FastForward reviews
Oneshot, KakaIru. Iruka finds Kakashi's journal and starts to read it, but what happens when the Chuunin is caught?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Image by Salmon Pink reviews
Dress to impress, lest they see you're a mess. Zoro x Sanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Process of Elimination by Sonya reviews
Jayne/Simon. "So... what? You thought about all the possibilities and, by process of elimination, picked me?"
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Simon, Jayne - Complete
Car Ride by FastForward reviews
What happens when a Kiba who can't drive a standard, and a Naruto who can't drive at all get put behind the wheel of Sasuke's standard Honda Civic? Based on a true story :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Perhaps Revelation Comes With Change by AnimeLore reviews
A change of pace for Zoro and Sanji leads to some unexpected realizations. SanjiZoro YAOI Please review!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2005
Down the Drain by THE Shadow Omega reviews
Zoro is not the World's Greatest comforter of broken hearts. But he tries.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2005
Shot Through the Heart by THE Shadow Omega reviews
Around LoveLove Island, an island shrouded in mystery and feminine wrath, sails the illustrious Cupid the Matchmaker. Her Devil Fruit power is feared, despised, and lethal in its own little way. And when the powers take hold of Sanji, the results are like
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/27/2005
Nine Days In by THE Shadow Omega reviews
Ichigo has been under Urahara's training regimen for nine days. On the morning of the tenth day, they both have to come to terms with what their relationship has become. Has it moved beyond simply master and apprentice? MM
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2005
Promise by AnimeLore reviews
Eiri has a promise to keep. (Really bad at summaries... Read and review PLEASE! :-D )
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/1/2004
Her Dream by THE Shadow Omega reviews
A dumb little drabble involving some shonen-ai thoughts from one sexually repressed Marine girl.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
Four Seasons in One Day by THE Shadow Omega reviews
Part of the opyaoi Lyric Wheel Challenge. Just some stream-of-consciousness babbling from Sanji's POV. SanjiZoro. Shonen-ai.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
Electrical Storm by THE Shadow Omega reviews
Sort of an unofficial sequel to A Little Bit More. Zoro is really bad at gift-giving. Yaoi. ZoroxSanji.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2004
A Little Bit More by THE Shadow Omega reviews
YAOI After departing Arlong Park, the seeds of attraction are planted between Sanji and Zoro. Can love survive Sanji's misgivings, and can Zoro's ambition survive love?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,396 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,657 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insomnia by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yuki can’t sleep. Why? A plethora of reasons. Really.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2004
The Scientific Method by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hatori searches for a solution to his problems in the most logical way he can…
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2004
Snow by peroxidepest17 reviews
Fluff and fluff and more fluff- Haru, Yuki and yes…snow.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2003
Burning by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yuki’s POV- a one shot. Haru corners Yuki in the halls.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
Yuki and the Art of Writing by peroxidepest17 reviews
My first Gravitation fic- a fluffy one shot. Yuki works on his latest novel while Shuichi is away.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Complete
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Three Fingers reviews
Alfred is forced to share some details and confesses to his lovers. (PWP. Established foursome between Alfred/Ivan/Francis/Arthur)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Fine Cuisine reviews
It was curiosity, he supposed. A heated night in the kitchen...Arthur's going to cook a good meal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Star Spangled Bastard reviews
Arthur just wanted to do something nice for Alfred's birthday...But it wouldn't be Alfred's birthday if Alfred wasn't so good at ruining Arthur's plans. USUK Smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Second Sunday of May reviews
Arthur won't let Alfred wallow in misery. They've all made mistakes before...It's ridiculous to let them overwhelm you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Patriotism reviews
Patriotism means a love for one's country...So what happen when a country...'Loves' himself? -USUK-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Lovely, Ruined Afternoon reviews
He had told him he didn't want visitors...He didn't have time for his childishness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Casablanca, Cowboys, and Cards reviews
Alfred just wanted to spread the love...Why can't the Allies just let him play the hero! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Case of Kyouya's Mysteriously Stolen Underwear reviews
Someone has been stealing Kyouya's underwear and he's going to get answers. Though they may not be the ones he's expecting...-yaoi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Tied Cherry Stems reviews
Are you saying you don't know what being able to tie stems with your tongue means, Yagami-kun? -yaoi-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Silk Sheets reviews
SasuNaru YAOISMUT Silk sheets are supposed to be romantic, soft and sexy. But when Naruto finds himself tied with them, blindfolded by them, and laid naked on them, they become the evilest thing he has ever met. Well besides the bastard who is using them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clinging To Pillows reviews
He can't sleep. He needs to hold onto something. To cling to something. So he grabs his pillow, but finds it is never enough.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete