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About me: I'd do anything to get my hands on...Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, a vanilla latte, and ,of course, DKNY jeans. Not necessarily at the same time, but that would be nice. Heaven. I'm in a one sided relationship with a book known as 'The List Book' (original, huh?) which happens to be the birthplace of the 'You Know You're Obsessed with Twilight' when.. list.

Interests: Performing (acting/singing), writing, basketball, watching movies, reading, and stuff. Ooh, yeah...Spunk Ransom!!

Music: Stuff from musicals, Paramore, Taylor Swift, The Police, Mariah Carey, etc.

TV: Ugly Betty, CSI NY, Seinfeld, Heroes, Pushing Daisies, and FRIENDS.

Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Dreamgirls, The Pursuit of Happiness, Shrek, Mamma Mia, The Dark Knight, Mean Girls...I've seen so many.

Books: Shopaholic series, Twilight. I read a lot, but there are very few books I consider my "favorites". Twilight is probably my #1.

Couples Opinions:

DanielBetty: Is just sick. People who write this need to watch the show as it was written. Anyway, Eric Mabius (who plays Daniel) along with Becki Newton and Micheal Urie (Marc and Amanda) don't like this either. Do you really want the show to end?? It's already on the rocks!!

GioBetty: Why'd they write this out of the show? They rock.

HenryBetty: I MISS CHRIS!!

MarcCliff: LOL. I love them.

AmandaMarc: Not romantically, of course.

EdwardBella : okay, why is this even here? Duh, I support them.

JacobRenesmee: Annoyed the hell out of me at first, but now I think it's alright.

JacobBella: I love Jake, Steph loves Jake, Bella loves Jake. Get over it.

all Twilight cannon couples. None of that EdwardOC stuff.

Even More

Fandoms: Twilight, Twilight, Wicked, RENT, Ugly Betty (sorta)

I like: Abercrombie and Fitch, Aeropostale, Starbucks, Wet Seal, Pink Ice, List making, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Vegetarianism (my die-hard vow), Olive Garden, Sweet Tomatoes, Noodles and Co., mocktails, Renoir, five star hotels, dogs, REVIEWS and a lot of other stuff.

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Reese Witherspoon, America Ferrera, the cast of Ugly Betty (esp Vanessa Williams!), Johnny Depp, Robert Pattinson, etc

Fave graphic novel writers: I loathe anime to the core of my soul

Writers that inspires me: Shakespeare, Robert Frost

Have Read Twilight : 3 times

Have Read New Moon: 4 times

Have Read Eclipse: 12 times

Have Read Breaking Dawn: 7 times

Have Read Midnight Sun: 1 time

A Little More...

Edward is sexy. Jacob is hot. There's a difference. I don't believe for a minute that what Jacob did in any of the books was something he deserves to die for. Talk about over reaction! (OMDE, Jacob totally just like raped Bella in Eclipse!!) Psh.

I'm a Swiss. Because every smart girl knows that fire and ice make steam.

And yes, I'm on the Twilight Lexicon, under the same username (moon.cherry.twilite). But I hardly go on.

If you're still reading this, you probably know me for my 'You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...' and 'Top 26 Ways to Annoy a Vampire' lists. Please check out Between the Scenes, and A Week at HellMart as well. AND Twilight 911.

Now I'm more into vacation stories...Las Vegas. And then Chicago, my former home.

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
24 Things Emmett is not Allowed to do Ever by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
The title tells you everything. Also instead of expanding on this list I am going to make a list of things each Cullen cant do. Ex: Edward is not allowed to, Alice is not allowed to, ect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Who Let Bella Have the Espresso? reviews
Jasper gives Bella a highly caffeinated drink, and she goes a little...crazy. All human OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Twilight 911 reviews
The Cullens all become cops for a reality show so that they can protect and serve the community...or will they just cause even more trouble? Another random comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
A Week at HellMart reviews
The Cullens along with Jacob get jobs at Wal-Mart. Obviously, it gets hilariously ugly. Rated for lots of...stuff. Totally random!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Sandwiches reviews
Jacob and Renesmee have a very strange lunch meeting. Totally random crackfic. OneShot. JacobxNessie
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Between the Scenes reviews
The kind of insane situations and conversations do the Twilight characters get into when they're NOT busy being in fanfics. Mentions just about ALL usual pairings. Rated for language and other stuff. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Top 26 Ways to Annoy a Vampire reviews
Not your usual list. What #200 on the 'You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...' was referring to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
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