NUMA-WAFFLE
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Joined 08-13-07, id: 1350531, Profile Updated: 02-20-14
Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Final Fantasy VIII, Eureka Seven, and Final Fantasy VII.

HI I am NUMA-WAFFLE.

I'm best friends with Wolf-Hidden-In-Shadows A.K.A sasuke and itachi fan, A.K.A Canadian-Mutt

Most of my stories are either complete or on very long Hiatus. I am only working on The Game. And two Final Fantasy stories, a few one shots, 2 yet be be maned stories and Shinobi Heaven 2.

My Favourite stuff;

SWORDS.

FOOD; Waffles, ice cream, sugar...

SHOWS; Naruto, Bleach,DBZ, Hack// series, and more.

Busou Renkin is one of the greatest anime ever, it has everything; humor, monsters, weapons, fighting, and an amazing intro song, and many other cool things. you must watch it, I PROMIS THAT YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED, AND IT WILL NOT BE A WASTE OF TIME! The whole series is so good, from beginning to end.

Chrono Crusade: an awsome anime, also a must see, the ending is one of the saddest I have seen, it really gets to you... you must see it.

GAMES;

American Mcgees Alice!!

COD 1-5

ALMOST EVERY PC GAME.

FINAL FANTASY;(A fantasy world/ RED XIII,VINCENT,CLOUD,SQUALL,LUGUNA, VIVI)

TEKKEN;(FIGHTING,YAY)GON,HWOARANG,BRYAN FURY)

ALOT OF OTHERS...

My Favourite; THING TO DO: Spend time with my friends : MOVIES, LANS, just hunging out at thier houses.

My favourite grouped characters. (not xxx)
Naruto and Jiraiya
Deidara and Tobi
Yachiru and anyone
Anemone and Dominic
Sasuke and Itachi
Tobi and anyone
many more

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101


Im Sorry;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


You know that when Naruto is taking over your life you:

· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Your hair is black and you wear red contacts.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a Frisbee.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friends's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.


I will write lots of random Naruto things so if you hate random things or bad things happening to sasuke you may not want to read some of my stories.

MY first story is about Itachi and Sasuke, It's ment to be funny, THE TRUE POWER OF UCHIHA please read and review.

My second story is Hidan and an adventure to his home town of-, and a lost friend. read to find out.Please review.

My 3rd story is about Deidara, and he is sick... TOBI to the rescue...

My 4th is just a little thing I'm doing to pass the time, phone calls to the 911 and others, called Naruto Emergancy Services.

My 5th is about the three year time skip, following Naruto and Jiraiya. What did Naruto really learn...?

My 6th is An Akatsuki holiday to the Snow Country, it also has the evil contests. Fun for EVIL.

My 7th is one of my best, SHINOBI HEAVEN, tells you what really happens to shinobi when they die.

My 8th is a mission that will change Naruto's life for ever... The Unexpected Mission

MY other stories are below...

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The Price you Pay by Dar1us reviews
Power is a wonderful thing, you can protect or emerge victorious due to it but all power has a price. The price Naruto will pay for the power he accepts is greater than any other, Fated to pay the consequences. Rated T for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Naruto U.
The Gunslinger by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Vincent Valentine: A hero of legend, sleeping through time. What happens when he wakes up in Spira to find a new terror destroying the land and a new group of heroes asking for his help? Final Fantasy VII x X crossover. Read and Review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,649 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/19/2006
Please Love Me by November Left Behind reviews
kenny has loved Stan for years, but will he be able to tell him?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,192 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Naruto and Sakura: Forced Roomates by TheCrimsonWarMachine reviews
A cruel twist of fate would find Naruto temporarily blind, but that only make his life a lot better than it was. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,143 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Random Musings by Beezleboss reviews
A collection of one-shots based around silly concepts my mind comes up with. If you enjoy a good laugh, or simply enjoy seeing a random ending, stop on by. Will include Naruto, Bleach, Harry Potter and anything else I think of. Reviews appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Summer Camp by undertaker-hinata-fan2 reviews
Hinata Hyuuga, the pampered Hyuuga heiress, has been home school since birth, and never allowed out of the Hyuuga compound. Since she has turned 16, her father decides it is time for her to start to find a good husband. So under the supervision of her el
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,636 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
You're The Only One by Wolf-Hidden-In-Shadows reviews
This is a poem for Kagome from Inuyasha. This was suposed to be a Naruto poem, but I think it fits Inuyasha better. Enjoy. Please R&R, thanks.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Konoha's dragon rider by Dar1us reviews
Naruto Finds a dragon egg and becomes a dragon rider. His life in konoha drastically improves with new friends and a better existance free from kyuubi, or is he. Danger and Friendship abound. Naruto with a few elements from Eragon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,002 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Love Is Gone by Wolf-Hidden-In-Shadows reviews
This is a one shot poem I just came up with. This is in the eyes of Sakura about her and Sasuke. Hope you enjoy. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinobi by Wolf-Hidden-In-Shadows reviews
This is a poem I wrote in class. This is suposed to be from Itachi's point of view. Please enjoy. And please rate. Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's Memories by Wolf-Hidden-In-Shadows reviews
This is a story about Itachi and Sasuke and how they liked to be around each other. This is my first story ever.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Purpose by Beezleboss reviews
An introspective look at a young man's thoughts as he struggles with Life's worries. A non-category specific story with universal themes. A tribute to my friend for his 18th birthday.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Vivi O. - Complete
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Yuffie Never Should Find Things Really by Favorite of Chaos reviews
Yuffie found something and she uses it on Reno. Going to be rewriten to fix errors and take it out of 1st person. i cannot write in 1st. new story up and this is staying just to show the differences. . '
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Fun and Games by t3h maniac reviews
Yuffie's got a little suprise instore for Reno when he least expects it. It'll help with his singing tune though. Rated M for nakedness. RenoxYuffie, one shot no more!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K.
Ask Annoying Naruto People by DesertsDemon reviews
kinda ended . . read it if u want
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007
Balance of light and dark by Dar1us reviews
Sentaku a young boy, is the holder of a strange power. Coming to konoha he befriends Uzumaki Naruto, Jinchuuriki of the nine tailed fox. Together with sasuke, naruto and sentaku follow a path of greatness Naru/Saku Sas/Hina Sentaku/OC No YAOI No YURI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Something to Call It by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
All his life after his death, he had searched for it, his name, and the name of his power. But does he even have a name? The answer, is Yes. And now, that name shall bring Hell upon their enemies. Oneshot. Warning: Character death, minor angst
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Of Demons, Ninjas and Outcasts by Ying-Yang Dragon of the Sand reviews
Two girls are shunned from society, bear the two most powerful demons and don't know their own family. Can two boys show them that they aren't worthless and find the place where they belong while avoiding trouble?Pairings: Alot, two Oc's in here.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007
Final Battle, Pokemon Style by Zed Tea reviews
Wild VOLDEMORT has appeared! Go, HARRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reliance by Mephiles reviews
After catching the Nibi, Kakuzu and Hidan set forth towards the Fire Country. Before they get their though an incident forces them to make a detour, and the antagonistic pair of Akatsuki must learn to cooperate if they are to survive. Not HidanXKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Karma by Mephiles reviews
Shortly after the events of Sonic Rivals, Silver tracks Eggman Nega down to a remote location. Here he meets a strangely familliar girl, and begins a journey unlike any other. Silvaze. COMPLETED
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Blaze - Complete
Carousel by Mephiles reviews
OneShot. On their trip back home, Kisshu discovers an interesting Earth hobby with which he plans to entertain himself. Just a little Friendship fic for the three Aliens. My first fic so I would appreciate reviews and advice
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Kish, Pie - Complete
Hope by Mephiles reviews
My First story. Just my own view of how Silver and Blaze from the nextgen games could of met. It's nothing spectacular but I would appreciate reviews and criticisim please.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Blaze - Complete
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Warriors of Destiny reviews
A change in time has caused heros to be chosen from different time zones to ally together and save the past, present and future from an unknown threat. Yet the heros were all taken from points in time where they were greatly needed.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Squall L., Vincent V.
Snow Country Holiday reviews
The Akatsuki commemorate the leaving of Orochimaru, go on holiday, have fun, and kill things. This story will be filled with "funniness" and "RandomNESSSSS!" Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
The Game reviews
Would you fight to save strangers, what if your life was on the line, linked to theirs, put in a situation where most do not live. Could you still fight? Cross over
Crossover - Naruto & Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Anemone
True Love
Lovers taken, lovers reunited, lovers alone, lovers wishing for anything to reunite them. X-over of FF7 - FF10. How characters lives would have changed if...
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Laguna L., Cloud S.
Fifth Dimension reviews
Urahara has found a fifth dimension and wants a team to investigate, but he needs some help from Soul Society. Just read it and make your own summary - on a Hiatus with random updates...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - K. Zaraki, Hiyori S.
Itachi and Sasuke reviews
Small two-shot about the lives of the Uchiha brothers, "Through the eyes of Itachi" and "Strife of Sasuke"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Emergency Services reviews
Naruto Energency Services, prank calls, TOBI, help lines, any random thing related to phones. Re-continued... With 90 percent more Tobi goodness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Captured reviews
During the battle in the valley of the end, Sasuke and Naruto are captured, what is the fate of Konoha and what does a stone have to do with the Uchiha bloodline and the Kyuubi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Happy Birthday reviews
A series of oneshots about different Naruto characters and their birthdays. I will do it on any character, just ask me in a review...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008
Tribute to a Good Boy reviews
A story about Tobi and his life before Akatsuki. Starting with his childhood he tells Deidara a violent and interesting story. A bit of a dark start.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Unexpected Mission reviews
Naruto returns home after threee years, and gets a mission that will change his life, forced to accept it. On the island that killed all the ninja, and he can only leave after the mission is over. Changed back to Mature rating... For bonus chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,220 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Shinobi Heaven reviews
What is the after life like for people who kill and protect the innocent. The mighty shinobi, most of the ninja world seems to die in seconds, and this is their stories, and what they are doing now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Jiraiya, Pain/Pein - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Some times the world seems agains you, every small negative thing just builds up and causes you to lash out at those closest to you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
What happened during the three year time skip reviews
What happened during the three year time skip, what Jiraiya taught Naruto during the three years, AND WHAT DID NARUTO LEARN ABOUT HIS FAMILY...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Evil Unite reviews
Evil from different dimensions have been gathered, an evil, revengeful soul is commanding them. Contains MANY crossovers, but mainly naruto world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Sannin Unite reviews
An Ultimate Evil force is threatening the ninja world, everyone must work together to stop it... but people don't often work together with their enemies
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
There is a lot that you don't know about me: reviews
This is a one-shot that fill us in on what happened to Tobi during the 3-tails battle. I know it's not a good summary, but read the story, please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
House Party reviews
A House Party at Hinata's house, meet Tenten's sister: Ling-ling, it has several days of drinking, fun and a life message about Anti-social people. REVIEW it please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Tenten - Complete
Immortality hurts reviews
Hidan is Immortal we all know this... but even immortals feel emotional pain... this humor based story tells us more about Hidan,an old friend and a dark power in his old village of... read to find out. Just ignore this story until I fix the final chap
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Bad News reviews
Deidara is sick, everyone is calling him pregnant, but what happens when a little joke turns out to be much worse...TOBI TO THE RESCUE, this is meant to be a funny story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Deidara - Complete
The True Power Of Uchiha reviews
This is my first attempt at a story on fanfic, please enjoy. I'm going for humor, and it has ramdon moments.Chapter 10 is up but so far chapter 5 is the best. Please review and please read chapter 5. The story is about Itachi and Sasuke and power...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete