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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Bridge to Terabithia.

Hello. my name is Chris and i like cheese.

my friends call me random, but i don't know why though...

anyway, i love fanfiction. its the only thing that got me through my depression when i found out i would have to wait until august for eclipse. i am obssesed with everything to do with twilight and i know they are going to butcher the movie, but i'm gonna watch it anyway. hairspray is my favorite movie, and my faveroite Edward quote is " It's the thought that counts, I should know." hehe. Anyway my age is over 13 but under 16. You may see some Harry Potter so you may see some fics from me on that too. I am a supporter of the ExB relationship, but i don't think Jake should die. By friends want to tar and feather him though. I live in Belleville, Michigan, and um yeah that's about it.

my favorite quote of all time is : Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and invariably fatal.


Neil Gaiman.

that has got to be the funniest thing i have ever heard in a loooooooooooooooonnnnnnng while.

my second favorite quote would be from a girl i met at summer camp named Natalie:

Life is lethal, and we're all slowly dying.

Nat was a little eccentric, but she was very sweet and ultra groovy.

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Diary of a Songbird by idreamofdraco reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret and Draco Malfoy is curious. Why is she so dependent on her diary, and what happened to make her that way? Can Hermione trust herself with a person like Malfoy, or will he only make things worse? Compliant up to OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,746 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Hogwarts Style by Sirenfox reviews
DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6465 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snuffles' Stay by EternalCorruption reviews
Sirius shows up at Hermione's and stays for the summer, carefully disguised as Snuffles. (HG/SB) *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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I will remeber you reviews
I will remember you. Will you remember me? Don't let your life pass you by, Weep not for the memories.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/25/2007
change of plans reviews
Edward left and Bella decides to stop moping and get on with her life. But she soon has a fatal change of plans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete