While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...

Being stuck in his own head wasn't pleasant at the best of times. The delirium of mako poisoning didn't help. Through memories of a war he wasn't sure he actually lived through, Cloud learned to... deal. Pre-game, semi-AU off Crisis Core events.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.

G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.

Freedom is their goal, but neither GLaDOS nor Aperture want to release them. When Chell is injured, it's up to Rattmann to save her – and free himself from Aperture's control. RattmannXChell

The Stunticons find a way to win the war... and to lose everything else.

Random moments with Finnick and Peeta. The real genre for this story is: idkwtfih, but that's not an option so I just put romance. Whore!Finnick, AngryConfused!Peeta.

G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.

Soundwave is killed in battle, leaving his cassettes behind to pick up the pieces.

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

-Mama!Saïx- Chapter 9 - In which Mama unleashes the ultimate weapon: Daddy.

"What if…" he pauses, trying to find the right words, "What if there is a life after this one? What if we've already lived a hundred lives before this one?" Isa shrugs easily, "I wouldn't know the difference." Lea/Isa

High school murder mystery AU. Originally written for the kink meme. C.C., Chell's best friend, has been murdered under mysterious circumstances, and she and Wheatley take it upon themselves to investigate.

Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU

A series of one-shots, these stories offer a brief glimpse into the lives of the Transformers. These stories could feature any variety of characters from the Transformers universe. Some are comedy, some are drama, and some are something in between.

Following the death of his twin brother Alfred, Matthew Williams is led to a misanthropic psychic named Arthur Kirkland who hates his ability to talk to the dead and hates the living even more.

Galactus can't eat in peace.

A secret side to everyone's favorite scientist. Sometimes, Perceptor likes to go fast. Sideswipe is only too willing to oblige. Warning: bdsm themes and sexualization of giant alien robots.

A "friends with benefits" situation of the bizarre kind has Prussia thinking this can't be for real and Canada scared that it is.

In which Matthew is upset over the lack of born and bred Canadian pirates, Alfred makes things worse, and Arthur and Alfred decide to role-play as pirates to get back into Matthew's good graces. There is also a boat involved. US/UK/Canada threesome.

For the Stunticons' first Christmas, Wildrider wants a decorated tree. But they only have a couple of dollars, and most of his teammates can't see the point of celebrating anyway. A "Crash Course" spin-off with humanized TFs.

Onslaught is dead, Vortex wants revenge, and Jazz gets the short end of the stick. Violence and character death, one shot flashfic

John Shepard and Kaidan Alenko in an ambiguous club. Dance floor. Turian liquor. Stuff's gonna happen. Slash.

Each time they touch and call each other's name amidst the heat and darkness...neither seem to mean a thing. And yet with an all too familiar gentleness, Saix brings doubt to Axel's mind. Saix/Axel One-shot; rated for sexual themes and language

Without him, I was nothing. Without me, he was a monster. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, Nightwind style.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

Sam and Dean investigate strange sightings at a car show.

But it’s this young blond nation, battered and bruised with eyes that glow with pride and anger and sorrow, that scares him the most. This is his bogeyman. And Germany closes his eyes. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme

The Stunticons have a RPG session, which Dead End does not enjoy.

Worst Acronym Ever! Still, a sign of the flavor of wrongness contained in this little collection of various TFA Seeker kinkiness. They might amuse you. I'm addicted to writing the Seeker clones!

A story about where Demyx lives, and how it can be a bit crazy, sometimes.

Nick faces off against his mortal enemy in this epic tale of bravery and rubber shoes. Gnome Chompski makes an appearance, much to everyone except Nick's delight.

ME2- Tali'Zorah returns to the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and an old friend helps her come to grips with being on a Cerberus ship. Shepard-Free fic. Some liberty is taken with providing crew quarters for non-humans on the ship. Not a shipfic.

Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.

FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.

Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.

A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...

The Combaticons are not cohering as a group: Onslaught decides the best solution is to have them take a mission in an extreme environment.

Sideswipe crosses the line. Sunstreaker is a good brother. Roughly G1-ish.

The four survivors finally escape from the infested city streets after weeks of fighting, but they soon find that their rescue does not mean their salvation. Has been revised 03/11

Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.

Ah, brotherly love in action...

Two prolific grouches duke it out to see is truly the grouchiest. Makes you wonder if Gears and Dead End were separated at birth...

G1: The day after a battle as Devastator, Hook is having some problems with his crane-mount.

Set pre-series. Swindle gets transferred to a new unit. One-shot Combaticon get-together fic.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Pre-RotF. Epps is chosen to help integrate Sideswipe into N.E.S.T once he arrives.

Zoey tries to get Francis to open up in the bombed out airport terminal. Maybe he lost something significant to the infection, like everyone else. Friendship story.

[G1] Collection of shorter entries done for the 28 Combaticons meme on my Livejournal under dunmurderin

Bobby Bolivia meets Swindle, in a battle of the fast talkers. Mixes G1 and 2007 movie continuity.

A Sue parody. 07Movie, not 09 compliant. From ‘verse to ‘verse, Bots change, Cons change, humans change, but one great evil remains constant. And now she is in Movieverse.

Post 2007 Movieverse, G1 intros. Skywarp finds and accidentally saves a human and everything goes to hell.

Jazz-centric. G1 AU ish . Nothing is as it appears. Sometimes all it takes is one individual to hold a unit together… and one to tear it apart. Eventual Jazz/Sideswipe

Based off Skippy's List. 213 things Skywarp is not allowed to do anymore, or else not allowed to even attempt, no matter how appealing it may seem. Story has been abandoned and may never be updated.

Surviving isn't as easy as it looks. Especially not when you're hungry and hurt at the same time.

It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

The title says it all

Zoey is always brave, but some things are more frightening than mere zombies, and it's funny what comes of a safehouse argument. Francis's PoV. F/Z sort of. Rated for language.

It was Chora's Den with its Asari dancers that started it. Kaidan/Shepard, slash. Yuletide 2008 story for Sidrin.

Who is an enigma? Why are Harley and the Riddler stuck working together? And is it possible to write Eddie without mentioning crossword puzzles? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Crossover between the 2007 movie and Generation 1. Sideswipe wins a bet, but the reward isn’t so easily won.

Christmas Eve finds our heroes hiking through suburbia toward a sporting goods store at a shopping mall. Too bad there are hundreds of zombies between them and the gun of Francis's dreams! Don't copy this story to another site.

G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.

Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.

Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.

G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.

On the eve of her wedding to a man she doesn't love, Yuffie must choose between her happiness and the glory of Wutai. In the end, a butterfly will help her decide. Gen.

G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.

Megatron's latest scheme involves training three baby seekers specifically for combat on Earth. Unfortunately for Thundercracker, he's the only one even remotely qualified to watch them.

Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.

[G1] A collection of different Bluestreak stories, of all ratings. Based on the '28 InsertCharacterName' meme from Livejournal.

As DiZ and Riku prepare for Sora’s awakening and the defeat of Organization XIII, Riku finds himself being haunted by a familiar figure. For even with no powers left, Zexion still knows how to exploit his every weakness. Riku x Zexion. Complete.

Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.

2007 MovieVerse: Series of oneshot conversations featuring our favorite transformers trying to fit into their new home. Situations turn testy as unwanted, unsaid and downright unfortunate events play out and, well...even leaders have their moments...

2007movie drabblet. Seven Decepticons, one little ship. Blackout leers, Brawl argues, Bonecrusher snaps, Starscream sulks, and Barricade eggs them all on.

Post2007movie. Prowl was once one of the best Autobot officers, but something happened a long time ago to turn him into the monster known as Barricade. Now, after the defeat of Megatron, Jazz is determined to bring him back.

Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

Blackout indulges in a bit of self pity, and Scorponok indulges his curiousity about Blackout's new rotors. Premovie, Earth

Movie The events shortly before, during, and just after the Transformers movie, all seen through Barricade's eyes. Watch Nightwind as she attempts to post a story in chronological order as she writes it. Eek!

[G1] The Combaticons have been frustrated and lonely for a long time and the Stunticons are convenient. Slash of a more suggestive than steamy nature.

You can't find one without finding the other. SunstreakerSideswipe. Character death.

G1 - Based off a joke. Sideswipe's bored. So's Sunstreaker. Slingshot pays the price, much to his own chagrin.

G1 - He's a warrior now, but once he was an artist...and sometimes his artist's eye decides to make itself known in the most disturbing way.

Movieverse. Drabble. This pairing was given to me by a random pairing generator. An air force lieutenant and his F22.

What happens when Farmer Prime has to deal with evil Mayor Megatron's plans for his three lovely daughters? gasp There is the tipping of space cows! In response to an interesting IM convo I read...enjoy! Not to be taken seriously!

[xover with Transformers] After the Decepticons trash a downtown NYC building, the Autobots are sent to help the humans, only to find a surprise in a hidden subbasement. Sideswipe may have met his match.

Contains a slight mention of drug side effects. Ratchet and Ironhide have some fun. Chaos ensues.In response to a prompt.

Sidestory of The Romance No One Saw Coming. What did Jazz do to pass the time while he recovered from the train wreck? How did his friendship with the twins began?

Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.

[G1] All twins are NOT the same...or are they? The twins try to deny the comparison to their counterparts. Short and sweet.

One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.

G1, preEarth Thundercracker meets Skywarp for the first time and major sparks fly. This one would be 'slash,' obviously. This one is also as I hot as I get, but it's still not smut. Nightwind don't do no smut.

[G1]Sunstreaker has many stories to tell... these are just 28 of them... based on the 28 ficlets challenge on LiveJournal... rated for slash in certain chapters, which will have warnings attached to them

G1, preEarth - Thundercracker has to deal with Skywarp's infidelity.

G1, S1 - Sunstreaker has to deal with Bluestreak and problem humans.

G1,TFTM An offbeat tale of the death, afterlife, and life of Thundercracker and Skywarp. With flish. And Starscream gets his two cents in.

G1, Humour.He's gonna get me for this, I just know it.

G1. An offthewall fanfic written by request. Wolfie, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and Ratchet investigate Perceptor's mysterious death while stressing over the story narrator's annoying interference.

Chapter 6: Ice Queen, featuring Thundercracker and Skywarp. WARNINGS: Some Chapters may contain slash related content. Read at your own risk.

G1 Matrix Dreams, Optimus Prime tells a bedtime story about a little fairy named Starscream who has fallen out of his nest and can't get back to safety. Excerpt from Photograph.

[G1]Decepticon War Games, they're not over till they're over. Written for 28 memes On Their Knees Combaticons.

[G1] Takes place after Fatigue The Combaticons clean themselves up after a long, hard mission. Written for 28 Memes, BathTime Combaticons. Prequel of sorts to Shambleau.

MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.

Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.

[G1]...With Sideswipe wounded and out of action for a while, Sunstreaker turns to Jazz for comfort. Slash warnings, dont like, dont read. TFs property of HasTak.

G1 Prowl has an...interesting day

G1 Just two fliers, having a chat

G1 Four Autobots, each explaining why they are the way they are

G1 Something is up with the twins... Complete

G1 Even the nastiest of mechs can be nice

G1- The twins have something planned...

G1, Twins fic. Short and sad

G1- Someone gets hurt. Can't say anymore or else it'll give it away.

G1. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, challenging the inevitable

Good God, she's trying for humour! Run away! Wait, no, don't. Be curious and look at what Skywarp's driving Thundercracker crazy with now - looks like he's playing around with some wierd human technology... Starscream cameo ONLY. I promise this time ;)

How does he manage to get me both out of trouble and into it at the same time? G1.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker react in the wake of Autobot City's destruction.

G1 A li'l sequel to my story called 'Vigil.' The Autobots have a budding Picasso on their hands. Who might it be?

G1 One of the Dinobots falls deathly ill. Then the universe collapses. No, no, I'm kidding. Actually, only Optimus Prime collapses and only into a gooshy puddle of guilt. Takes place halfway between the cartoon series and the '86 movie.