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Hi. I'm Alee K. Inuzuka. Okay, thats a lie, Inuzuka isn't my last name, it's Kiba's last name in Naruto. Unfortunately, I am slightly paranoid so I will not be putting my real name on the internet, ANYWHERE, anytime soon. So I suppose that I should let you know a bit about myself.

I want to let everyone know, J.K. Rowling recently annouced in an interveiw that Dumbledore is, in fact, gay. I am dead serious when I say this, Dumbledore is gay. Just wanted to let you know.

Favorite movie: Right now it's Ratatouie but it's subject to change in about five minutes or so.

Favorite song: Mama, by My Chemical Romance

Last movie that I watched: Transformers

Last song I heard: Little Things Give You Away, by Linkin Park


"Stupid shiny volvo owner" -Twilight

"Elven-man-dater" -A Summons and a Promise

"Fucking kangaroos" -Ze End of ze World

"You want me to save the world?!?! I can't even figure out how to talk to a girl!!" -The Seeker: The Dark is Rising

"PJ admitted that he really is a robot and he wants to suck your grandma's soul out of her head!!" -Grandma's Boy

"YOU BROKE MY HAND!!!" -Eclipse

"No other zoo can afford my medical bills!!" -Madagascar

"Fook!" -my best friend Gaby

"I want a were-wolf slave puppy:" -Written on my other best friend's, Jazmine, leg in green sharpie

Please read my story!

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I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10026 - Favs: 7,446 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Insomnia by twilight.freak-2012 reviews
Similar to Speak. Cass cant sleep. Something haunts her thoughts and dreams, preventing her from sleep. Pills, caffeine, therapy,nothing helps. Until Owen falls into her life. With problems of his own, can he help Cass? Inside Summary!
Speak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,957 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Love's Greatest Sacrifice by King Faerie reviews
Dealing with the loss of Sirius is hard for Harry. He pulls back into a deep depression and utter insanity when he is left with nothing but memories. Will he ever come back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Summons and a Promise reviews
Alice dies, but seconds before she does, she summons me with a power that no one even knew she had. She tells me that I must help Jasper. Read and review, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,570 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Jasper