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Joined 08-13-07, id: 1351090, Profile Updated: 03-14-10
Author has written 17 stories for Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, War of the Worlds, CSI: New York, Secret Window, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

~Gender: Female

~Mental Status: Insane

~Things You Should Know About Me:~

I LOVE RUSSELL PETERS. The guy is a freakin' genius.

Also, I've just found out that I worship Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child for creating their insanely intruiging character Special Agent Pendergast.

Aside from that, I've decided that my goal in life is to learn how to whistle with two fingers in my mouth. Try it. It's harder than it looks. Yeah. But I CAN DO IT NOW! I CAN! HA! :D

I am a movie fanatic.

Love!

-C.C. :)


~My Loves:~

Loves, in other words, may mean obsessions ;) Just to warn you.

TV shows: The Mentalist, Doctor Who, Two and a Half Men, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, The Big Bang Theory

Movies: Transformers, Sweeney Todd, The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Disturbia, Death Race, District 9, Avatar, Titanic, Fired Up

Books: Relic, Reliquary, Walk Two Moons, Warriors series, The Cabinet of Curiosities

Authors: Stephen King, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child

Singers/Bands: Jason Mraz, Goo Goo Dolls, Electric Six, Lady Gaga


~Quotes:~

At work, sorting through boxes:

Sam: (pulls out a long, stringy silk scarf) Heyyyy! I know what we could use this for!

Clinton: A Russian love party?

Sam: Something like that.

In school (after I got a new camera):

Sam: No, no pictures! - I'm bald today.

At home:

Me: I hate your guts.

Ben: I love my guts.

At Christmas:

Tristen: So my pillow plays music... but it's not pillow music?

In Chemistry class:

Corrine: I think these goggles are cutting off the oxygen to my eyes.

At home:

Tristen: I was watching this sick show the other day: Oprah...

In school:

Sam: I wanna have a yard sale! I'll call it 'Junk for Joy'.


~My stories:~

Just so you know, I never abandon a story. If I really think I won't update it, I'll take it down. But that's only if its truly, completely dead. All the ones you see below that are uncomplete will be continued. At the moment I'm concentrating on finishing some shorter stories, but they'll be done soon so you can probably start expecting more updates a little after that. :)

Oh yeah, and I advise you not to read any of my really old stories. They're not very good and I'm pretty sure there's a Mary-Sue in my Robin Hood one, so yeah. Mostly they're kept up for sentimental reasons, and so I can laugh at how horrible I used to be as a writer XD Though it still tickles me when I get reviews on them every once in a blue moon.

Whatever floats your boat, right? :)


~Find Me: (I'm lonely, ok? :P)~

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On LiveJournal: http://crypticcalico.livejournal.com/

On Fictionpress" http://www.fictionpress.com/~cheekychico


Feel free to drop me a line anytime! I like to talk :)

Also, I love to role play, so if you're interested let me know immediately! :D

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Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
Savior by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett is threatened by one of her customers. Only Sweeney Todd can protect her, but will he be there when she needs him the most?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Fearless by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Being arrested at last, Nellie Lovett spends the last hour of her life in the company of none other than Sweeney Todd.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Sweeney Clues! by xlawa reviews
A short SweeneyTodd/Blues Clues parody. Takes place right after 'Pretty Women'.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Drink Red Wine and Be Merry by Erinya reviews
Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Unlucky Card by MissWickedWitch reviews
The Dark Knight Fanfiction: After being arrested after the dark knight movie had finished the Joker starts to reflect on his life and how he became the Joker. Rated for Strong Language,violence First batman story. Mild JOKERxBRUCE SLASH! but will develop
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Public Affairs by ff345 reviews
It had started fairly innocently. Small glances and little smiles here and there that held secrets only the other knew.... sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 225,151 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Want by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
He should have said no. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Dirty Shirts by devilish rubies reviews
a funny one-shot about how Sweeney would react if he was forced to do his own laundry...and the laundry refused to come clean...constructive criticism welcome, but preferably no flames
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Anything You Can Do by pinkeop reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett duke it out. Sweenett if you squint.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
A Trip to the Circus by andaere reviews
Mrs. Lovett and Toby decide to go to the circus, and Mrs. Lovett manages to get Sweeney to come along. She discovers something very... interesting about Sweeney at the circus. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Why Me? by Hannah95 reviews
I had too much fun writing 'Stop Stalking Me', and Anthony sings 'Johanna' twice, so I had to do another...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Stop Stalking Me! by Hannah95 reviews
Anthony walks the streets of London, singing about Johanna. But what in the world is Johanna thinking? Let's find out, shall we?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Frasier's Admittance by araiday reviews
Frasier muses while Niles and Daphne dance in "Something Borrowed, Someone Blue."
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Sweeney VS Shakespeare by Captain Tari Melwasul reviews
Just a fluffy oneshot my friend asked me to do! Mrs. Lovett hears some noises coming from the barber shop, and decides to investigate.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
I've Had It by Marzi reviews
Mrs. Lovett has had enough and finally snaps. oneshot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Worst pies in London by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd wants to say something of great importance to Mrs. Lovett, but it’s not what she expects him to admit.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Of Eyes and Purposes by andaere reviews
Sweeney Todd is brooding as usual when a thought suddenly pops into his head. What color are Mrs. Lovett's eyes? He can't allow that thought to interfere with his purpose... but he also can't stop thinking about it. Oneshot. Rated T just in case.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
SWEENEY TODD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
Did you happen to order a SWEENEY TODD unit from our catalogue, and are worried that you might not be able to get it to function? Not to worry! We're sending you this guide along with your order!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Sat Upon by Marzi reviews
Mr. Todd is in a strange situation, and Mrs. Lovett helps him.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
When the time is right by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
What would’ve happened if Anthony wouldn’t have burst in the room at the moment Mrs. Lovett told Sweeney Todd she loved him?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Sunrise by Assilsa La'Fayne reviews
Danny and Lindsay reflect on what sunrises mean to them. And how they remind them of each other.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Migration of Tight Quarters An OBF by TigerButterflied reviews
When Greg and Sara attend a faraway conference together, nothing goes quite like expected. Finally finished!
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,903 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
The Day After by true-elven reviews
Just after Live Free or Die Hard. Matt is offered a job with the FBI, but his future is disrupted when Warlock reveals that Gabriel had inside help. Matt and McClane rush to stop the sale of national secrets while Matt falls hard for Lucy.
Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
That Guy by BG Sparrow reviews
OneShot. A scene added between Matt and Lucy, and an eavesdropping McClane at the hospital at the end of Live Free. Rated for language.
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Lucy M., Matt F. - Complete
Fish in the Barrel by DasMervin reviews
All work and no play makes Sands a dull boy. Sands decides to go...fishing?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Desk Mates 2: The Confession by Realilly reviews
SEQUEL 2 DESK MATES! What happens after Hermione finds what Ron has carved into her desk? Plans to confront him may be ruined by Dumbledore and Lavender...RHr, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Laughter is the Best Medicine by ALifeOfShadows reviews
Reposted. Aragorn and Legolas get into a popularity fight. MUAHAHAHA. humor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Desk Mates by Realilly reviews
Switching seats in Transfiguration, Ron finds markings carved into Hermione's old desk...:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wedding Night by PlayerPiano reviews
It's Victor and Victoria's first night as a married couple...And they're both nervous enough to faint. Completed.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
A Pirate's Pillow Talk by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
JackOC: A modern day girl finds herself a ghostly and gorgeous roommate
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
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Moving On reviews
What if Lucy had fallen in love with Judge Turpin after Benjamin Barker had been arrested? What would Sweeney come home to when he returned from prison? How will this change things for him…and for Mrs. Lovett? Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Rendezvous reviews
Rachel is waiting for someone. Jokachel. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
A Madman and His Pawn reviews
“Why should I stop when the whole time she’s been telling me to GO?” -- A brief history of the Joker through the eyes of a childhood friend.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Joker - Complete
Joyride reviews
Sweeney had always been an impatient person, and he liked for things to go fast. Unless one of those particular things was a carriage - and Mrs. Lovett was driving it. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Change of Heart reviews
The pirate lords have finally become sick of Jack Sparrow, and decide to be rid of him once and for all. But Jack, badly injured, burdened with a horrible secret, and in dire need of help, escapes once again ... to find Elizabeth. After AWE. Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Forever Gone reviews
You can't replace something like this. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Revelations of the Remarkable reviews
A very curious thing happens when a newcomer to Tashmore Lake meets the acclaimed Mort Rainey. If John Shooter IS Mort, then how come Alexandra Whitaker can see him, too? MortxOC eventually
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Barefoot reviews
Sometimes even the demon barber enjoys the feel of the grass between his toes. And so does Mrs. Lovett. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Ordinary Day reviews
It was an ordinary day. That is, it WAS ordinary, until Mrs. Lovett walked in on Mr. Todd while he was in the middle of doing something that he didn't attempt very often... Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Realization reviews
Sweeney Todd realizes something about Mrs. Lovett that, in fact, he has been subconsciously thinking for a long time. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
Mrs. Lovett has lost something important. Sweeney helps her find it. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Shine reviews
Mrs. Lovett gets curious about one of Sweeney’s razors. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Do You Fear reviews
‘ “Do you fear?” The darkness whispered.’ Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Those Eyes reviews
Jack Sparrow's eyes. What is it about them that is so captivating? Drabble-ish.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Strange Feelings reviews
Will Scarlett battles with his feelings for a young woman whose family is killed in a raid. Based on the movie, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. My first fic. WillxOC
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Survival reviews
Based on the MOVIE WAR OF THE WORLDS 2005. My take on what happened to Robbie Ferrier after he was separated from Rachael and Ray.
War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,864 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Christmas Surprise reviews
Danny anxiously awaits his Christmas surprise. Oneshot. DL fluff
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
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