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Hmm, what to say, what to say... Let's start off with basics. I'm 17, female, and 5'4''. I like to write, but my plot bunnies decide to die in the middle of a story. Interviews is on a very long hiatus at this point due to my incompetence as a writer. That's about it.

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Guilt of the Innocent by Kiragirl17 reviews
After being wrongly accused, Jim's life is thrown off course. He returns to Iowa to drink away not only his guilt but also the memory of a situation that he had no control over. When the painful truth is revealed, can the Enterprise get her Captain back before it's too late? Or is he lost to them forever? Past/flashbacks S/K
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 241,965 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7504 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Secret by SeverusLovesWhitney reviews
Hermione has a secret that no one knows but it's time that she tells the world. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Always In Your Shadow by Arinus reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN AS OF JAN 2014. Severus Snape discovers he has a daughter, born of a brief affair with Bellatrix Lestrange. First, a journey to reach the frightened, emotionally damaged child, and then a full-blown mental war, as Bellatrix manages to possess the girl from her cell in Azkaban. Among other things, an in-depth exploration of Occlumency. AU, in-character Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,415 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Severus S., Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
Late Apology by Erik's Other Lover reviews
Years later, Christine's daughter seeks out the infamous O.G.; after the death of her mother and the rejection of her father. Will the former O.G. forget his past and learn to love again? "What happened to the O.G. and Christine?" The result is this tale.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,617 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Erik
His Student by tpcf2011 reviews
There are so many types of love. He can recall feeling every one for her. Mildly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,804 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Fracture by izzabella11 reviews
When John is broken, Sherlock should be the one to pick up the pieces. There's a problem though - John's determined to keep this from his housemate. Mentions of violence and rape with eventual hurt/comfort goodness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,407 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Unexpected Mischief by Raelyn Estel reviews
Severus Snape wished Daphne Rue would just go away! She was everything he hated...A Gryffindor, best friends with the Marauders, always so damn happy, and worst of all she liked being around him. SSOC, JPLE, RLOC,SBOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 460,554 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Severus S., OC
Progression by Clever Lass reviews
Hermione became friends with Professor Snape with hardly any words spoken between them. It started the summer after Voldemort's return... AU after book 5, but containing elements of books 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,152 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
L'incendie de mon Coeur by la vampire susan reviews
The Fire of My Heart. After the Opera Populaire's fire, only ruins remain. Madeleine is one of the surviving ballerinas. When she is thrown into the operahouse with her life at stake, she meets the infamous, Monsieur le Phantom, the unexpected hero.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/22/2008
Of All Things Slytherin by Meow-Mix-91 reviews
"The nerve of the little chit to dare aim a wand at him; he would make sure she paid dearly for such impertinent displays. His ego would not allow such transgressions to go unpunished...She really couldn't be more -sickeningly- Gryffindor."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,183 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Salazar S., Hermione G.
One Promise Kept: A Saga by Manniness reviews
Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 189 - Words: 489,533 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Poker, Chocolate, and Definitely No Fronds by hutch-life reviews
A game of poker and boy-talk leads to some serious r&r for Kirk and Spock. Originally PWP, but a plot seems to be blossoming ...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Polyandry and Other Problems by refya reviews
A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,089 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Purity by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione receives a shock in Potions class one day, when she discovers her true parentage. It changes her life forever... but for the worse? Disclaimer: I own nothing that you recognise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,981 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Dark Mark by Eyes that are Windows to the Soul reviews
AU OOC. After a troubling summer and her best friends deserting her, Hermione turns to the one thing she has left, getting the Dark Mark. Warning: Rape, character death, betrayal and Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,882 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Healer by T.E.D.S reviews
Too weak to be a warrior, you still can be useful in fights - as a healer. OOC, alternative, Tsu'tey&OC. Because Tsu'tey needs loving too. FINISHED.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Tsu'tey - Complete
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Caretaker by Aurette reviews
Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,137 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by SnapeSeraphin reviews
Lucius Malfoy is sentenced to an unusual punishment by Dumbledore. Hermione Granger has left the wizarding world after her parents' tragic death. Fate takes its course. LMHG. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,758 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
I am Darkness by seduced by moonlight reviews
Hermione knows pain unlike any other. What side will she choose? Who will she love? Which part of her will dominate in the end? And who will be left standing after all is said and done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
An Angel's Voice by FallinAngelGirl reviews
Mione plays her guitar one day and Severus hears it, as well as her voice! With a Talent Show that's coming in, the two become closer. Sadly though, Fate puts them through many tasks to prove their love. Set in their fifth year. HGSS! R&R :P CHAPTER 35!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,022 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pros and Cons by clarinet-alto-4ever reviews
Hermione makes a list of the good and bad reasons to be liking a particular guy. But what happens when that guy sees the list? Rated T to be safe. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,599 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast Effect by snowtigress-27 reviews
The story's about what happens when Hermione unknowingly ends up taking care of, and falling in love with, Snape when he somehow turns into a cat.RW/HG but eventually RW/OC and HG/SS.Longer summary inside.Rating may be high.I don't really know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Turn for the Better by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione Granger goes back in time to try and convince a young Severus Snape not to aid Tom Riddle. Of course, Severus doesn't make it easy. Life at Hogwarts is now VERY different. Alternate Universe, Violence. OOC, Drama, Romance, Humor, Lemons and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 177,172 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Best Left to Cupid by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Harry and Ron are tired of Snape being a git. So they come up with the brilliant conclusion that he wouldn't be if he had a girlfriend, and decide to play matchmaker. There's a problem, though. Who would ever go out with their snarky Potions master?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,920 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Revised For You I will by pumpkinjuice21 reviews
A young woman is transported from our world to Hogwarts against her will. In time she will find her place in this strange world and her fate will be forever linked with that of Severus Snape and Remus Lupin. [AU, SSOC, RLOC, mention of SSLE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 90,815 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - OC
Secrets Revealed by slytherin lil reviews
Hermione has finally been noticed as a girl by her friends however she doesnt realise that someone else has known it all along. She also doesnt realise that that person is her secret love. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Gentle Bulgarian by Diggory's Gurl reviews
He’s nothing more than a softy at heart. But a beast if pissed off. VK/HG Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Fighting Back by gemini69 reviews
Hermione Granger is sick and tired of being the know it all bookworm. She decides that it's time for a change. That it's time to fight back. What she doesn't realize is that Malfoy will notice and he might make it harder than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,077 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I'm a PERVERT? by Cooper Writer Crafter reviews
A collection of L and Misa instances with implications of romance and everything in between. Rating will change as the story progresses. Dedicated to us LMisa fans.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,450 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - L, Misa A.
Voice by AccioSev reviews
a poem inspired by Alan Rickmans voice. aka Professor snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Let Me know by Jack of the North reviews
Dumbledore has a dangerous mission for Hermione. Can she keep up the pretense? And what does Draco have to do with it? Sort of DARK Hermione though it didn't start out that way. AU, OOC. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,721 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The War Of The Wills by silkandsatin reviews
Snape steps over the boundary one day in Potions&Hermione's temper snaps.Wil he survive her rage?Or wil he fall in battle?Can he realy get away with tempting fate by vexing a woman?Rating may change.1st ff.Plz R&R,critism or complimentswant to hear it al!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Snape's baby by imslytherinatheart reviews
Snape is forced to rape Hermione. She disappears for a year leaving Snape to search for her.When she is spotted by Draco,he notices she is not alone and reports back to Severus with some interesting info.SSxHG,I own nothing but plot.M for later chaps,R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,365 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
those who can by thestral horse reviews
mione is the lost daughter of the pureblood Italian Royal family. She is reunited with her twin sister after realizing she was kidnapped at 4 and left with the Grangers. They go back to Hogwarts to get revenge on the one who kidnapped her SSHG OCSB LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,944 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Dream of One Night by Renfair reviews
Regardless of what others may think of him, Severus Snape is a brave man. However, a Dark secret in his past makes him fearful of what could happen if he gives into the feelings he is developing for his apprentice, Avrille. What he doesn't know is that her love might just save his life. [2008 HPFF Dobby Finalist, 2 Gluttony "Pure Indulgence Awards"]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2007 - [Severus S., OC] Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Alea Jacta Est by Miss Jessica Riddle reviews
At the start of fifth year, the marriage law is passed, the Dark Lord grows stronger, and the Resistance reforms with a new generation at hand. WARNING: Contains a cliffy addict, intricate bloodlines, and Slytherins at their best. SS OC reviews please :]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,565 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Severus S., OC
Forgotten Holly by simplyteesh reviews
Hi i'm Holly daniels and i'm an average 16yr old. When I say average, I mean average, nothing special about me, average is the perfect word to describe me. But when Remus Lupin comes along, he makes me feel anything but average. RLxOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Tough Questions by Miko-Princess reviews
Kagome has found herself alone in a hotspring... Or is she alone? In the shadows of the forest is a silvered haired demon waiting for the right time to appear and make her an offer. What is this it and will she take it? Read to find out.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Simply Irresistible by Kerichi reviews
After tea leaves predict romance for Snape, he makes a sardonic wish on a falling star for a woman who enjoys Potions, dungeons, and malevolent bats like him. Alternate sixth year story with a sequel, 'Don't Call Me Daddy', also complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,625 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 7/28/2004 - [Severus S., OC] - Complete