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Joined 08-14-07, id: 1351937, Profile Updated: 07-07-11
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha.

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name: Nonya B. Znez

age: too old for preschool, too young for a nursing home

location: America

So, it's been a while since I've updated my profile or posted any fanfiction, and I figured it's about time. Over the summer I'll be putting some of the stuff I wrote a long time ago up here. Most of my completed fanfiction is pretty old, so the quality may not be too great, but I think it's decent enough to amuse my fellow fans. I'll try to finish and post some new fanfics too, but I'm about to enter a very busy period in my life, so no promises.

I got my start writing fanfiction for anime and manga, so most of what I'll be putting up here for a while will be in those categories.

When it comes to books, I mostly read fantasy, while my taste in television leans more towards science fiction, although that's hardly a hard-and-fast rule. I'm not going to list all of the fandoms I've become involved in, so check my favorites list if you're really interested. Somehow I doubt you are. I will tell you that I've fallen in love with Doctor Who and Star Trek over the past few years, though.

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The Magic Of Torchwood by Bella The Strange reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 140 - Words: 537,867 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/6/2011
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/2/2010
Sacred Host by Qoheleth reviews
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,132 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2007 - OC
The Good Ship Name of Ship by Daystar Searcher reviews
Captain Daystar Searcher and her intrepid crew of fictional characters travel throughout the FanficVerse, saving well-written characters in bad stories, harvesting adverbs, getting hijacked by Mary Sues, thwarting wrongheaded pairings, etc.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Tales of a Security Chief, Vol III by bookdragon01 reviews
Due to characters that won't stop telling stories in my head, Vol III: continuing stories of Security Chief Sam Giotto, a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings his captain included. A series of largely unrelated one-shots about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,946 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Tales of a Security Chief, Vol II by bookdragon01 reviews
Due to characters that won't stop appearing in my head, Vol. II: continuing stories of Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto, a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings his captain included . A series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,483 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Sneakin' Around by bookdragon01 reviews
McCoy has a new lover and they both want to start off keeping things discreet. But Bones never realized how much fun sneakin' around would be, especially when it starts driving Jim crazy. Good clean fun. Friendship, not slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
April the First by Deiphobe reviews
What kinds of havoc did Fred and George wreak at Hogwarts on April's first day? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Tales of a Security Chief by bookdragon01 reviews
Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto is a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings,his captain included. Because so many people liked "Rule Three", this is a series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,029 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Santa's Little Helper by Starquilter57 reviews
Chapter 3. The Relative's Revenge!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Darwin Awards by bookdragon01 reviews
One shot: The annual Darwin Awards are still running in 2259. Jim is a fan. Bones thinks Jim's a wannabe. Spock is just confused by what humans find funny. Kirk, McCoy and Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
ELF vs VULCAN by crystalblood reviews
Bones and Jim discuss old twentieth-century literature as it pertains to Vulcan culture. Spock is not amused.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
The Cat and the Hawk by DinosaurNothlit reviews
Post-war one-shot. A stray cat wanders into Tobias's territory, and Tobias quickly realizes that this cat is an old friend.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Tobias - Complete
That Colour Suits You by Firinn3 reviews
A humorous look at a day in the life of a couple trying to keep their relationship a secret. Too bad fate and the author conspired against them!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Picard, B. Crusher - Complete
Animorphs Anonymous by DinosaurNothlit reviews
A silly spoof about a mentally unbalanced Animorphs therapy group. Rated T for minor swearing. For maximum enjoyment, please view in a sleep deprived state. 'Cause that's the state it was written in. As always, please read and review!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007
Just Your Commando Status, Sir by Zira Thirteen reviews
They learned two valuable lessons that day. You should watch what you say around Luna, and Professor Snape enjoys his freedom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Chronicles of Princess Mary Sue by Jessy-Fran reviews
Princess Yuki Itami Cindy Lou Raven Sparklypooh is a totally normal girl, until she runs away and the Akatsuki kidnap her! Le Gasp! Warning for: Mary-Sue, Out of Character-ness and bad humour. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Fair Hana by Sen Graham reviews
Yumichika makes a bet with Ikkaku that he can turn Hanatarou into an ultra cute shota-type in time for the tanabata festival. One part Bleach, one part My Fair Lady, all CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,978 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hanatarō Y., Yumichika A.
Some things never change by Tau'ri42 reviews
I make no apologies for this, read at your own risk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - N. Uhura - Complete
Snowballs by edwards-angel22 reviews
A short drabble about a visit George makes to Fred's grave before Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Draco and Hermione: The Epic Love Tale of wtf? by supernaturalmuse reviews
A harmless parody of the relationship betwixt one Hermione Granger and one Draco Malfoy. Features appearances by Pansy, Blaise, and Theo! Humor for all ages! Get your parody here!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Byakuya's Problem by GrnEydDvl reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya had a problem. It wasn’t really that serious of a problem, but it was a problem nonetheless. He had injured his foot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Roses are Red by Blossomwitch reviews
A short, humorous fic, dealing with Kurama trying to explain how being sent flowers is actually a declaration of battle... and how he's winning.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Kurama M. - Complete
Kuwabara Finds Out by nightwalker3 reviews
Vengeance was inevitable.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Before Through Manage by BlackElement7 reviews
11th Division drabbles for Emilky's birthday.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Aborted Mission by Zira Thirteen reviews
What happens when you don't do your paperwork? You get kidnapped and tortured by Iruka of course! Kakashi is about to learn this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Return of Gin by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Gin returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
April Fool's Day by Joker and the Thief reviews
11th Division style. Yachiru spreads the holiday spirit throughout the Gotei 13. Disaster strikes. Rated PG for mild moments. Humor fic. Happy April Fool's Day
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Selfish by yumi-maki reviews
A Sand Sibs fic. Set before Gaara becomes Kazekage. Little brothers can be real pests. Temari is reminded of this one early morning when Kankurou asks her for a favour. Ch. 8 Little known fact, Kankurou is the most sensitive of the three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kankuro, Temari
Hem, hem by SomedayEngland reviews
New Professor, Dolores Jane Umbridge's first class with the Seventh Years. That could very easily have been a bad day for the Weasley Twins, Fred and George. This is how.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Fred W., Dolores U.
The Chibi Fruits Basket Christmas Pageant! by Geoduck reviews
The Fruits Basket cast is putting on a Christmas pageant, and Kyo is not happy about who has been cast as Mary. AUish
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
Classroom Challenge by Durgas Dragon reviews
Iruka challenges the village to be a better teacher than he is.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Iruka U. - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Dango by Avari Faye reviews
Are you threatening me? That's child abuse! You're my student, I could string you up in the trees and it's not child abuse, take the dango. Oh, the joys of teaching...[OroAnko]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
It’s a Tough Job but You Killed Somebody to Do It by Scarbie reviews
Even tough guys like Kenpachi have to deal with bureaucratic BS.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Can He Not See? I'm HUNGRY! by Mettanere Burobel reviews
Data's not on time with Spot the Cat's dinner, and Spot's not going to take that! A poem that any cat owner will understand. MY FIRST FIC! YAY!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Data - Complete
It Will Be Done, My Lord by Qoheleth reviews
A clone's-eye view of Order 66.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Complete
Cheese by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Gullibility and bored big brothers don't always mix... [humorous drabble]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Ayame S., Yuki S. - Complete
THE MISTAKE by Freak Apple reviews
Marco and Jake scope out the Girls' Locker Room. It's all business, of course, for the Animorphs... (Heee!) You'd think they woulda done this more often though.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Vigil by Nightwind reviews
G1 One of the Dinobots falls deathly ill. Then the universe collapses. No, no, I'm kidding. Actually, only Optimus Prime collapses and only into a gooshy puddle of guilt. Takes place halfway between the cartoon series and the '86 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
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That Magical Plant reviews
Kagome tells Shippo about mistletoe. He decides to have some fun with it, but his matchmaking attempts keep going awry. oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Shippo, Kanna - Complete
Men's Thoughts reviews
An oxymoron if I ever heard one. A conversation between Sango and Kagome. "Sango, what do men think about?" oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sango, Kagome H. - Complete
The Tape Recorder reviews
Kagome gives Shippo an interesting device while she is away. funny oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Shippo, Inuyasha - Complete