Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
A little about me...
What you can call me? Hehe.
Sex: Yes, please. I-I mean, um...next question. :S
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual!
Favorite Color: Purple, green, and black.
Favourite Food: Pizza, cheesecake, tacos, nachos, jolly ranchers, pocky. :)
Favourite Type of Food: Chinese
Favourite Season: Spring, the season of life. But then again, Autumn, the season of death is nice too.
Favourite County: Japan.
Favourite Animal: Fox, Zebra, Panda
Favourite Fruit: Cherries
Favourite Vegetable: Pickles
Height: I'm really short for my age...
Age: Whatever you want it to be, baby. ;)
Hair Color: Light brown...it used to be extremely dark, but it ended up going lighter because I swim so much.
Hobbies: Hobbies? Hm... let me think of that once I'm done reading this yaoi fan fiction here.
Some of my favorite sayings:
~Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
~I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me.
~I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
~Sin is pleasure, pleasure is sin.
~I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
~When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make them super lemons!
~I hate it when the voices in my head go on vacation because I get so lonely without them.
~It's hard sitting in a church knowing all the catholic boys are mentally undressing you.
~I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence for something that happened yesterday. (Or last week.)
~I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
~We'd all be better off if we had rainbow flavored pop tarts. -Me
~It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
~How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?
~We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.
~Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
~I don't break the rules. I just bend them and test their elasticity.
~Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.
~Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters.
~He who laughs last thinks slowest.
~Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
~You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're the same.
~Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
~Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.
~What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?
Pairings I like:
Sasunaru (not Narusasu)
Sasodei (not Deisaso)
Sakugaa (sometimes, I think I'm growing out of it.)
Pairings I HATE:
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Naruto/Sasori? Nope, but I bet that would be interesting..
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kakuzu would have the baby...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Hm...I've read some with Kimimaru in it, but not entirely having him the main character.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I'd think so. Besides, Naruto was the one flirting with Haku in the Zabuza sega.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sasori/Gaara...it seems a little more believable.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
Maybe Itachi would join in? Or...maybe tease Sasuke about it for the rest of his life. :D
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
All this time, Shikamaru thought he'd had his eyes on Temari, but in reality, the one he really wanted was her brother.
(Good, right? :P)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Maybe...but they're both pretty sadistic so I kind of doubt it.
10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Naruto took advantaged of Sasuke, leaving him physically and emotionally scarred. The only one he can truly trust is his brother. What happens when Sasuke realizes he feels something stronger then just 'brotherly love'?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Deidara and Hidan would be alone in the Akatsuki base. Hidan asked Deidara about his hands, and the rest writes itself!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably? Maybe? No?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, I believe so.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
If they were high. That's a crack fic, definitly.
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
"Finally! I'm loved!" X3
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Rich Girl/ Money, Honey
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Incredible smexiness, and maybe some sadism on Deidara's part.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Gaara wouldn't waste his time with petty pick up lines! He'd get straight to the point.
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