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Joined 08-14-07, id: 1352051, Profile Updated: 03-17-14
Author has written 17 stories for Osmosis Jones, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Mario, Pirates of the Caribbean, Aliens/Predator, and BioShock.

Hello there. I'm MsCouvy and yes, I am a female. I love to both read and post stories on this site, though I must admit, I haven't been here for quite some time. However, I would like to get back into my creative writing and so, have returned. My favorite things to write are still oneshots, however I do have a few ongoing stories that I would like to get back to. I will try my best to post chapters whenever I get a chance, and will work hard to add to my current, more popular stories, as many people have been asking me too. In case I forget to put a disclaimer in any of my stories, I only own a select few OCs, nothing else. Now, feel free to explore my profile.

Lastly, here's a link to my FictionPress account, if any of you want to read some of my original stories: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/717060/Epidemic666

Favorite Movies

Jurassic Park, Alien series, Alien vs Preadator, Predator, How to Train Your Dragon, Osmosis Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Iron Giant, The Mummy

Favorite T.V. Shows

Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors, Bates Motel, Men at Work, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Supernatural

Favorite Videogames

Bioshock 1 and 2, Mortal Kombat, Pikmin 2, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mario Kart

Favorite Humorous Quotes

'Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but put it in the body of a great white shark, and suddenly you've gone to far!' -Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth (Futurama)

'The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli' -George Kastanza (Seinfeld)

'Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like gremlins, elves and eskimos' -Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

Likes

reading, watching TV, listening to music, my pets (I love guinea pigs), hot yoga, writing, videogames, candy

Dislikes

coffee, global warming, math, rice cakes, annoying children, that gross liquid that comes out of ketchup and mustard bottles

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1505 by OneLastBird reviews
Tulio tells Chel the story of a dazzling partnership's less than stellar beginning.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tulio, Miguel
Princes and Plumbers by Neptunefox reviews
My first Fanfic about that I came up with involving Luigi and his chance meeting with the girl of his dreams, but there is competition to get her. Can he handle it? Story Complete! Total of 32 chapters!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,498 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
Idle Speculation by generalzoi reviews
A short scene wherein Ruffnut is a perv and Astrid sticks her foot in her mouth.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Astrid, Ruffnut - Complete
Diagnosis is Far From Supernatural by Spindle Rage reviews
When Dean gets sick, Sam drags him to the clinic where a world renowned doctor by the name of House currently attends. HouseSupernatural Crossover. Updated!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Luigi and Daisy! Is it Love at First Sight? by Lady Nintendo reviews
When Mario and Peach announce their engagement, Luigi is devastated. However, he soon meets Daisy, a beautiful young woman. But does Luigi have the courage to reveal his feelings for her? My very first Fan Fic! LAST CHAPTER FINALLY UP!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,441 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
First Time for Everything by Belphegor reviews
Pre-CotBP, Pintel gets fed up with Ragetti's shyness around girls and buys him a moment with one of Tortuga's most special inhabitants... Non-slash. Rating because Tortuga isn't just where pirates usually dunk the mayor in the well.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
MOCK ME, BABY! by Vanessa Sgroi reviews
Oneshot. This is a pure, unadulterated piece of . . . crack. Dean gets into an argument...and, well, it's not pretty. Sam gets a little worried.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Beer & Candyfloss by redcognito reviews
Dean enjoys his candyfloss. Sam doesn't share his enthusiasm.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
COMFORT ZONES by Vanessa Sgroi reviews
Two weary, muck-encrusted hunters named Winchester stop for hot showers and a night of rest. --NOT SLASH--
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
When House Discovers Fanfiction by katie mase reviews
One day House discovers the world of fanfiction. What's even more surprising is, it's all about him! Not meant to be taken seriously by any means. Rated T for safety. Total Parody. Complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Evil Mama by Evil Geek reviews
Drakken's mother shows up with unexpected news and an unusual gift. Oneshot. My first shot at a fanfic, so any suggestions would be welcome! Rated T for the occasional grown-up word, just to be safe.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
New Years Resolutions by LanisFanFiction reviews
A very drunk Chase gets an unexpected New Years surprise...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
The F Word by Merisha reviews
Just a very quick oneshot WeeChester story from Sammy's POV, not what it seems!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
No Satisfaction For The Wicked by JiraiyasGirl reviews
Tsuande's drunk and looking for a little company. Who will she turn to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
First Aid for the Balance Impaired by Philote reviews
Sam had been a bit clumsy as a child, but this was ridiculous. Missing scene for “Bad Day at Black Rock.”
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Buckets of Fun by Hailsy reviews
Poor Dean has had a knock to the head and... well... he's a bit out of it. Arguments with his reflection, buying crazy toys... that kind of thing, and Sam has to put up with it all!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
They're Pink by Brynhild GoUrL reviews
Dean is eating something. It's pink. Sam is astounded.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
You're So Sexy! by Hailsy reviews
A game, Dean thinks it's funny, Sam does not. Humor, idiotic fluff! NOT WINCEST! Read and you'll see. Oneshot
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
MAD! by girlwholuvsallthemenintwilight reviews
A whole lot of weird nothingness between The Mad Hater and his friends. Please be nice and read it, it is my first fanfic.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Names by Lauren Wagner reviews
What the crap is that dog with the key's name! Ragetti and Murtogg have a fight about this.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Ragetti - Complete
Music Soothes the Wild Beckett by Lauren Wagner reviews
Set before DMC: Ragetti and Pintel's escape from Port Royal was a combination of cleverness and the Divine
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Cutler B., Ragetti - Complete
It's Yours Now by LadyJavert reviews
AU. Complete now! A girl finds herself on the Flying Dutchman without any memory of her past. Jones is torn between his fear of falling in love again and the girl who would give herself to him so freely. Can she show him how to love again? DavyxOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,704 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Davy Jones - Complete
A Story About Thrax by KandyHouse reviews
Thrax falls into the alcohol, but Ozzy rescues him. Unfortunately Thrax has lost all his memories. An unidentified girl in Thrax's dreams says she can give Thrax back his lost memories, but who is she anyways?
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2007
High Maintenance Men by llHero reviews
Not Slash! Chase and Wilson find out how similar their morning routines are and share some tips with each other. My partner in crime on this one: Anonymiss731.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - J. Wilson, R. Chase - Complete
I'm Just Choking by GhostBehindYou reviews
Who’d have thought a peanut could finish Sam Winchester off? Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Wines by druidgoddess reviews
White wine is the wine of love, but red wine is the wine of lust.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Tea For Two by kasey8473 reviews
Dormé has a tiny little crush on ObiWan. There is a slight possibility he reciprocates. Chapter 7 is updated with corrections. Complete. Rating is for the humor.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Revival by Aloe Vera reviews
An old friend returns to exact revenge on a certain white-blood cell and his cold pill friend. But will he end up losing sight of his goal for a girl? Find out. (I'm no good at summaries. Rated for mild swearing. R+R. No flames)
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2003
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She Was So Young reviews
Thrax is alive, and soon meets a young, wounded virus named Trina. Will he help her and agree to teach her the ropes of taking down bodies, or just figure she's a threat to him and eliminate her. Rated for language and violence.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2007
Big Daddy, Little Sisiter reviews
What did they call the girls? Little sisters, that was it. He didn’t understand what that meant; but it didn’t matter. All he knew was that he had to protect them; he was hardwired to. Rated to be safe
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
When Exiled Paths Cross reviews
Two individuals of different species, both banished by their imperfections. A chance meeting between the two results first in rage, then curiousity, then something more. Crack pairing. Alien/Predator, cause I'm just that sick XD
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Rare Compassion of the Sea reviews
When a young pirate escapes Lord Becketts clutches, she soon finds herself aboard The Flying Dutchman. While Davy Jones' first instinct is to kill her, he quickly realizes that he may be able to use her to get back what is rightfully his. Timeline inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Davy Jones
It's the Bible, You Get Credit For Trying! reviews
A 200 word drabble. Sam walks into their motel room and finds Dean doing something very unlike him. Not Wincest. Rated for the mention of Playboy and Busty Asian Beauties.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
When Sam and Dean Discover Fanfiction reviews
Sequel to katie mase's 'When House Discovers Fanfiction'. Sam is bored with the case he and Dean are working, and decides to search his name on Google. He discovers a sight called Fanfiction, and he and Dean are soon addicted. Rated to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I'm Not Sick! reviews
Daisy isn't feeling to good, however won't admit it to Luigi. He knows she's sick, and she tries some rather alluring things to convince him otherwise. Rated for some mild sexual situations.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Daisy, Luigi - Complete
Fantasy or Nightmare? reviews
Luigi is having a dream, however it soon becomes a nightmare. A humorous song fic I thought up a while ago. Rated for some mild sexual content.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
Without You reviews
A Luigi/Daisy breakup fic. It's not as horrible as it sounds, trust me. Just a sad, yet still fluffy, song fic. I used the song 'Are You Lonesome Tonight' By Elvis Presley.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Luigi - Complete
My Brother, The Demon Chick Magnet reviews
Sequel to 'It'll Cost You'. Dean wants to know how Sam escaped the Benders warehouse, and Sam is a little reluctant to tell him. Rated only for some very minor suggestive themes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
It'll Cost You reviews
Sammy has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle, and Ruby drops by to help him out. Her help comes with a price though. Rated to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sam W., Ruby - Complete
An Unconventional Apology reviews
Luigi and Daisy have had their first fight as a couple, and have been avoiding each other for a while. Soon however, beginning to feel guilty about starting the fight, Daisy decides to apologize to Luigi in an unusual way. Sequel to Never on a First Date.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Daisy, Luigi - Complete
You Make Me Smile reviews
Just a short fluffy oneshot song fic about Luigi and Daisy. I used the song 'Bubbly', by Colbie Caillat.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Daisy, Luigi - Complete
Never on a First Date reviews
Luigi has finally plucked up the courage to ask Daisy out on a date, but how exactly will their date go? A more modern version of Mario and Luigi. Also quite lemony, just to warn.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas reviews
This is my Supernatural version of the poem 'Twas the Night before Christmas'. Just a short, Christmas crack fic. Er...poem. Please Read!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Supernatural Cactus Juice reviews
It starts off as an innocent trip to a bar to relax, but it ends in insanity! A short crack fic with reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender, if you haven't already figured that out from the title.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
They're All Evil! reviews
What happens when Sam and Dean end up in Hogwarts? Read my story and find out! Crappy summary, I know, but it's a good story! Rated for the humorous deaths of some Harry Potter characters and language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
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