Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy X-2, and Warhammer.
Greetings gentle readers and welcome to my mind. It's a strange place, you're probably lucky you're only visiting. Whether you like my work or not is up to you, if you enjoy it, great, if not, that's fine too, not everyone likes the same styles of things. I usually write whatever entertains me, because a lot of the time noone else has written quite what I've got in my head. Not that unusual probably.
I've been away for quite a while, and all my stories are looking rather lonely and unfinished, so I'm going to be doing my best to get back into writing for them and a few other projects I've got going. None of which I'll be posting on here until the current works are finished.
The only thing I'm keeping from my old profile description, which was a long list of crap that I thought was funny at the time is this list of quotes. Which I still think are funny. A couple of new additions.
Hacker Girl: Is there a word that means completely genius, but at the same time also rather sexy? Doctor: You can call me the Doctor.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer : Skulduggery - I did face my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded.
Liar Liar: Fletcher Reade to Client - Stop Breakin' the Law ASSHOLE!!
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest: Jack Sparrow - I love those moments; I like to wave at them as they pass by.
PotC: DMC: Jack Sparrow - Is this a dream?... I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
Halo 2: Sgt Johnson - I don't wanna kill you, but you're just too ugly to let live!
Halo 2: Sgt Johnson - When I joined the Corp. we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and rock to every platoon! And we had to SHARE the rock!! So buck up boy 'cause you are one VERY lucky Marine!
Lord of The Rings:Return of the King: Gimli to Legolas (over dead Mumak) - That Still Counts As ONE!!
Ciaphas Cain: Chapter Heading quote - Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise, and those little cheesy things on sticks.
BASEketball: Doug Reamer - (opens half of shirt showing naked woman bent over) - Opponent - Hey that's my wife! - Doug - (opens other half) Yeah, and this is me!
Team America: Czechnian Terrorist to Gary - I like you! You have Balls! I LIKE Balls!
Family Guy: Peter - (slams open toilet cubicle door for third time/woman screams) Gah, Didn't you hear me? I'm retarded. - Woman in Cubicle - Oh, you're just curious. Well, let me show you how everything works down here!
Ace Ventura Pet Detecitve: Ace (Coming out of toilet) - Do NOT go in there! WHEW!
Liar Liar: Fletcher Reade to random guy - I'm Kickin' My ASS D'ya Mind!?
Family Guy: Brian - You're Drunk - Stewie - You're Sexy!
X-men: Wolverine - Woah! It's me! - Cyclopse - Prove It! - Wolverine - You're a Dick
Hellsing Ultimate: Sir Integra Fairbrooke Wingates Hellsing to Seras Victoria - You're too loud Police Girl. I don't care if you are a Vampire. You're still English; have some manners.
X-men 3: Logan - The whole world's goin' to Hell; you're just going to sit there?
X-men 3: Juggernaught - Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaught. BITCH!
Giantslayer: Albion Hard-man: What're you looking at? Gotrek: I don't know, but it's looking back!
Going Postal: Lord Havelock Vetinari: (while correcting the spelling on an official report) One must always consider the psychology of the individual.That is what I do all the time and lamentably, Drumknott, you do not always do. That is why he has walked off with your pencil.
Dark Knight: Lucius Fox - So you think that your employer, the richest man in Gotham, is secretly a masked vigilante who goes around at night beating up criminals with his fists...And Your plan is to blackmail this person...?
Castle: Alexis on Castle's potential Halloween Costume (Aka Mal Reynolds' costume from Firefly) - What are you supposed to be? Rick (Looking pleased with it) - I'm a space Cowboy.
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