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Joined 08-14-07, id: 1352088, Profile Updated: 09-07-12
Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy X-2, and Warhammer.

Greetings gentle readers and welcome to my mind. It's a strange place, you're probably lucky you're only visiting. Whether you like my work or not is up to you, if you enjoy it, great, if not, that's fine too, not everyone likes the same styles of things. I usually write whatever entertains me, because a lot of the time noone else has written quite what I've got in my head. Not that unusual probably.

I've been away for quite a while, and all my stories are looking rather lonely and unfinished, so I'm going to be doing my best to get back into writing for them and a few other projects I've got going. None of which I'll be posting on here until the current works are finished.

The only thing I'm keeping from my old profile description, which was a long list of crap that I thought was funny at the time is this list of quotes. Which I still think are funny. A couple of new additions.

Hacker Girl: Is there a word that means completely genius, but at the same time also rather sexy? Doctor: You can call me the Doctor.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer : Skulduggery - I did face my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded.

Liar Liar: Fletcher Reade to Client - Stop Breakin' the Law ASSHOLE!!

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest: Jack Sparrow - I love those moments; I like to wave at them as they pass by.

PotC: DMC: Jack Sparrow - Is this a dream?... I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.

Halo 2: Sgt Johnson - I don't wanna kill you, but you're just too ugly to let live!

Halo 2: Sgt Johnson - When I joined the Corp. we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and rock to every platoon! And we had to SHARE the rock!! So buck up boy 'cause you are one VERY lucky Marine!

Lord of The Rings:Return of the King: Gimli to Legolas (over dead Mumak) - That Still Counts As ONE!!

Ciaphas Cain: Chapter Heading quote - Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise, and those little cheesy things on sticks.

BASEketball: Doug Reamer - (opens half of shirt showing naked woman bent over) - Opponent - Hey that's my wife! - Doug - (opens other half) Yeah, and this is me!

Team America: Czechnian Terrorist to Gary - I like you! You have Balls! I LIKE Balls!

Family Guy: Peter - (slams open toilet cubicle door for third time/woman screams) Gah, Didn't you hear me? I'm retarded. - Woman in Cubicle - Oh, you're just curious. Well, let me show you how everything works down here!

Ace Ventura Pet Detecitve: Ace (Coming out of toilet) - Do NOT go in there! WHEW!

Liar Liar: Fletcher Reade to random guy - I'm Kickin' My ASS D'ya Mind!?

Family Guy: Brian - You're Drunk - Stewie - You're Sexy!

X-men: Wolverine - Woah! It's me! - Cyclopse - Prove It! - Wolverine - You're a Dick

Hellsing Ultimate: Sir Integra Fairbrooke Wingates Hellsing to Seras Victoria - You're too loud Police Girl. I don't care if you are a Vampire. You're still English; have some manners.

X-men 3: Logan - The whole world's goin' to Hell; you're just going to sit there?

X-men 3: Juggernaught - Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaught. BITCH!

Giantslayer: Albion Hard-man: What're you looking at? Gotrek: I don't know, but it's looking back!

Going Postal: Lord Havelock Vetinari: (while correcting the spelling on an official report) One must always consider the psychology of the individual.That is what I do all the time and lamentably, Drumknott, you do not always do. That is why he has walked off with your pencil.

Dark Knight: Lucius Fox - So you think that your employer, the richest man in Gotham, is secretly a masked vigilante who goes around at night beating up criminals with his fists...And Your plan is to blackmail this person...?

Castle: Alexis on Castle's potential Halloween Costume (Aka Mal Reynolds' costume from Firefly) - What are you supposed to be? Rick (Looking pleased with it) - I'm a space Cowboy.

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Raising the Bar by radikhal-ed reviews
Commander Shepard takes the crew for some fun on Omega, Miranda gets tipsy, and Jack picks up an interesting surprise from the markets... F/F, One-shot
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
I Am Your Slave by EvaXephon reviews
An alternate version of the events of SC3 and SC4 with twists to the story and characters. Final Chapter: 60. This story is now complete! I hope you enjoyed it!
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 350,223 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Siegfried, Tira - Complete
Charmed, I'm Sure by rebelrsr reviews
Charmed Xover: Phoebe picks up a beautiful woman in P3. How will that affect the sisters?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,926 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Faith L., Willow R. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Fahrenheit in Celsius reviews
Rated for MA-level explicitness, albeit in fewer chapter than anticipated. YunaPaine garaunteed, others in future, I'm not going to say what they'll be, that would spoil the surprise. Suffice to say, Yuna and Paine aren't the only Gullwings with libidos.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,994 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Paine, Yuna
The Unattainable: Corruption reviews
This is the first of what will hopefully be a two part story, beginning with the capture of a Brettonian Noble by the Forces of Chaos. I'm not going to tell you how it ends obviously. It's a surprise. Currently Rated T, Sufficient Comments may change that
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/23/2008
Insert Clever title Here reviews
It's just a oneshot I started writing a while back, and finally finished the other day. Warhammer Fantasy setting. It's about a vampire. Certain humorous elements I think they're chuckle-worthy at least .
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Faith and Duty: The Puppet Dance reviews
The Inquisition may have undeniable power in the Imperium, but for fledgeling inquisitor Hyara, it looks like it might be more than she can handle, and this is just her first mission... Flamers WILL be Karamazoved. Temporary Hiatus While I Get Me Sorted
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
In The Grim Dark Future Is There Only War? reviews
A group of oneshots showing situations which, though they probably wouldn't happen, I think are entirely possible, and prove GW wrong. In a way.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007