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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a Jesus freak that wants to save you.
I'm AFRICAN so I must have HIV/AIDS, or some other incurable sex-transitted diease
I like wearing REVEALING CLOTHES, so I MUST be a whore
I love EVANESCENCE, so I MUST be emo
I HATE cheerleaders so I MUST be a nerd
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi
I'm PREP so I MUST go O my God! Like I like broke my like nail! all the time
I BROKE UP with the perfect guy so I MUST be an idiot
I CUT MYSELF so I MUST be suicidal
I CHOOSE to stay with an abusive boyfriend so I MUST be scared to death of him
I LOVE my abusive boyfriend so I MUST be crazy
I DON'T CARE if people call me a bitch, slut, whore, or other names so I MUST be one or all of those names
I DON'T SUPPORT the war in Iraq so I MUST be anti-American
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a prostitute
I'm ANTI-SOCIAL so I MUST be a whore.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

To say something about the stereotype thing above, I am anti-social, and been called a whore. I don't know how that works out...

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Myspace my Youtube and I'll Google your YAHOO

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

We is friends u cry i cry u laf i laf u jump off a bridge, i gonna miss ur ims

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes

when life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.


-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-Trying is the first step toward failure

-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop coping the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within

This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?..

.And there you see the distiction between our feelings: had he been in my place and I in his, though I hated him with a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have raised a hand against him.

You may look incredulous, if you please!

I never would have banished him from her society as long as she desired his. the moment her regard ceased, I would have torn his heart out, and drank his blood! But, till then- if you don't believe me, you don't know me- till then, I would have died by inches before I touched a single hair of his head.

has anyone seen my shoes? i kicked them off in a fit of joy.

BRING IT ON...and lead me not into tempation... especially book stores.

-dude, we lived! we're livers!
-dude, you just totally called us livers!

you cannot just float above me while i'm drowning in the abyss!

be careful, or you'll end up in my novel
-cannons t- shirt (be afraid)

never judge a book on it's movie

i've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Just because a cat has kittens in an oven dosen't mean you call 'em biskits

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. so study and be evil.

-Slytherinif i were wearing boots, i'd totally be quaking in them. no, really, totally quaking. you're really a scary man

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.(both of us)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (ive lost before!)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the names "Edward" or "Jacob" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i misspelled the)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Jacob, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

96 of people don't know that 40 of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 4 that does, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Mirror

The next time you're alone in your room, turn down the lights. Think of something on your body that varies in length, such as hair. It must be clearly viewable from your perspective. Grab a ruler and, looking in the mirror, quickly grab a hair at random; you must confuse it. Hold it in position as best you can and note the length. Look down. Yours will be different.

Don't look back up.

Don't turn your back to that mirror ever again.


A man saw a Ferrari at a used-car sale and asked for the price of the car. The salesman lit up with a smile and said he'd give it to the man for 500 dollars. The man bought the car instantly on the spot after hearing the ridiculously cheap deal.

The man had the car for months now, but on a cold, winter day as he got into the driver's seat he was startled to see someone in the rear-view mirror. He quickly turned around and saw nothing in the empty seat and quickly shrugged it off thinking he must have imagined it.

As the cold days went by, the car doors started to lock up on him, the engine would stall, and he would hear sounds of something hitting in the back. The man started getting anxious about this bad omen. That horror soon showed itself as he was driving to the airport to pick up his relatives. He looked up and saw 3 bloody bodies in the rear-view mirror staring at him. He screamed and realized that this car is really haunted and fled from the car.

Later he heard the story of the car from the salesman. The police found the car 2 years ago abandoned in an empty airport parking stall where 2 dead bodies were found in the back seat and another one found in the trunk.

One For The Baron

An odd occurrence has been rumored to happen in a certain pub at night in southwest Germany. If you sit in the stool farthest from the door while one beside it is empty, order a round for yourself and offer to "buy one for the Baron". The bartender will without question or expression will pour 2 beers from tap. He'll place one beside you and the moment the other one hits the table the room will go dark and silent, save for the sound of footsteps as a man in uniform sits beside you.

It is believed that it is indeed Captain Manfred von Richthofen, although no one is sure because they can barely see their own glass, much less the person's face. No one who's told this story has had the nerve you touch him or risk insult, and the figure does not say a word. But apparently if you were to ask him "So sir, what's the condition at the front?" he would tell you startling details about the region's future and sometimes how they connect to the world as a whole.

Those who lived long enough after the fact claim that these events took place the exact about of years from the date they asked as from the date Baron von Richthofen died in battle. Yet this cannot be confirmed, because every time the figure has been asked the question after 1964 he's only replied with a cold laugh.

(note: Manfred Von Richthofen was the red baron)

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


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This is what Happens when You Leave by blossom993 reviews
Fang left when Max was 18. 7 years later Max and the flock live in New York with Max's boyfriend, Jinx. What happens when Fang comes back? Love, heartbreak, and do i hear wedding bells! Who in the world is getting married? JAX FAX BIGGY! READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/15/2007
Its all over by arrowtwilight reviews
Bellas bitten by victoria after edward leaves she loses her memories and lives with other vampires but what happens when the cullens see her again twelve years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/11/2007
Wow! Is That Really Bella? by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
Edward never returned in New Moon, Now 70 years later he’s engaged. When the family goes to Barcelona on vacation Edward may be in for a HUGE surprise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,491 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Wide Open Spaces by Fllay Alster reviews
*SPOILERS* Renesmee has decided to set out on her own, as a young teen. She runs away to start her own life. What will she find? How will this effect Bella, Edward and Jacob? Will her descend into maturity make her long for a certain wolf? Nessie/Jake
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
From Dawn To Twilight by Cometakeawalkwithme reviews
When he left her, he promised a clean break. Years after her "death", the Cullens go to Volterra and meet a new, powerful Bella- who isn't what she always was. Will hearts mend? Or will she keep running away from the man who once broke her heart? Stars/Vp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,362 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Big Bad Bella by crooked-little-smile reviews
It's been 250 years since Edward left Bella and she has changed a lot. She has a new outlook on life and when she decides to go back to Forks her new family goes with her. When she finds the Cullens she has to prove she's not scared little Bella anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonrise by Point of Reason reviews
It's never just a sunset. It's also a moonrise. Post New Moon. Complete. Over 19,600 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,319 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Four Years Later by EmerlizleCullen reviews
My Pre-Breaking Dawn version of what happens four years after Eclipse. Continuation due to popular demand. Cullens go back to high school, guy has a crush on Bella, Cullens take in a foster child, POV posted at beginning of chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,610 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008
Heaven Help Us by miserable.fate reviews
Things have been going great for the flock, especially after they finally saved the world. But then Max and Fang make a mistake that will lead to a consequence of their actions. Rated T for mild sexual content!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,101 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008
Attics to Eden by GildedButterfly reviews
An EmbryxOC fanfiction, because you can never really have enough Embry. Addie moves to Forks with her parents and four brothers, hating the small town just like Bella did. But her salvation comes from a different kind of mythical creature... DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Embry
Flying With Vampires by FireDeztiny reviews
.:MR/TWILIGHT CROSSOVER:. A boy falling out of the sky is bad enough. No, wait scratch that. A WINGED boy falling out of the sky is really bad... The flock and the Cullens cross paths! What trouble will brew from this meeting? FAX BxE GIVEN UP. sorry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
I'm A Big Girl Now by krstn7727 reviews
Renesmee decides it's time to go to school. Will her life be anymore exciting at Forks High then it is at the Cullen Mansion? Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Reborn by Luna x3 reviews
What if Jacob hadn't saved Bella when she infamously leapt from the cliff? What if it had been up to Edward to save her? What if there was only one way to truly save her from death? Read on to find out just how unbreakable Bella and Edward's true love is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008
Edward Cullen's Baby Girl by ANerdsLife4Me reviews
How hard could it be to go out with a guy you love, and who happens to think the world revolves around you? Aside from the fact you've a mind-reading, sharp-minded, overprotective, vampire father. JxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5158 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Violet Haze by Ilanacia reviews
Takes place during New Moon. Bella didn't jump off the cliff willingly. Jacob wasn't there to save her. And Bella finds out that she's not so human after all. BxE later on
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
New Beginnings? Or old pick ups? by mskayla reviews
Edward leaves Bella and after two months of complete depression a new coven moves in across the street from Bella. Eli understands her pain. He is physically 18. Will he and Bella fall for eachother? Will Edward come back for Bella? What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,391 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
High Fever by breezyyy reviews
Edward has a gift for Bella, but now afterewards, she’s developed a fever and other symptoms. What caused this mysterious illness? But more importantly will she survive? BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,229 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Now or Never by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
When Bella Swan was just four months pregnant, she was forced to leave Forks. Now fifteen years later, Hope Cullen wants to meet her father. How will Bella react upon hearing the news? Will Hope ever meet Edward and learn about her heritage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
StUcK iN a TrEe by Fang's penpal reviews
A summary? I have to write a summary? Screw that! Why don't they just read the damn story? Geez. Chapter 11 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006
Memories of the Forgotten by afallenblackrose reviews
They had the same talents. He could learn something from her, she could learn something from him. If only their memories would resurface and HE wouldn't intervere. Sequel to Blood is Thicker Than Water!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,959 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007
Blood Red by bookworm-booklover reviews
Bella is forced to come to Forks. She's a vampire, Edward's a vampire, she's a hitman, he's a hitman. It's a long story. Things get tangled up and neither know which way to run. EPOVBPOV. And a love... mess. Hard to explain. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,366 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Innocence Lost by not done baking reviews
Mike takes advantage of an Edwardless Bella at a bonfire near First Beach. Will Edward be able to help Bella realize that nothing is her fault? And how will Bella feel about their relationship now? EB, MultiPOV. Involves rape, not graphic. post New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lift My Soul, Mend My Heart by key2myheart reviews
Bella? Bella? I kept calling her name hoping for a reaction. Already i knew what had happened but i was in denial unable to accept the fact. Bella! now i was screaming but there was no response.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Paths Crossing by PinkPixie019 reviews
Hemione has everything she ever wanted, a loving boyfriend, she's head girl, and voddies dead. Well what happens when Draco Malfoy crosses her path.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.