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Joined 08-14-07, id: 1352111, Profile Updated: 10-15-08
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Death Note.

Hello...It's me. Yes me.The one and only Dorothy. I'm sure you don't know me, and most of you never will. But, you should know at least, that I'm awesome.XD

I'm here to pwn noobs and write fanfics.And I'm all out of noobs.


Random Things I just have to Write Down.

.Love gets boring. Sex is painful. Chocolate is filled with fat. But who cares. As long as you have anime,the rest can wait.

.Babies with awesome powers rock my sox.

.REEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!

.Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.

.Uchiha.Why is it that the cool ones are dead,while the lousy mary-sueish ones are main characters?

.-Dude!I wanna take you to a gay bar!
-Why?
-Because that's what the song says.
-So...you're not gay?
-Nope.
-Oooooh...O.o

.Just because I'm awesome doesn't mean you're a loser. Except if you actually are.

.Cookie+Another cookie+Another cookie= 0 cookies. Ai eit dem ol.Muahahaahahaha!!

.Love idiots, they might be humanity's last hope.

.Tentacle rape...BITCH.

.-You fiend!
-ORLY?
-YARLY.
-NOWAI!demonic laughter

Updates

Varia Vacation Chapter 8: Prank Calls. Date: 9/15/08
Summary: When the Varia is bored, what do they do? Have sex or prank call the Tenth's family. The story is rated T, so prank calling it is. Watch Tsuna being instructed by Bel on how to do a proper prank call, and every Varia member call their Vongola counterpart.

Cherry Blossoms and Red Clouds Chapter 9: Sakura in Wonderland Date: 10/1/08
Summary: Sakura descends into her own world to find the Akatsuki as the fantastic creatures of Wondeland.

Internal Affairs: ON HIATUS

The fandom rescue! Chapter 2: Mary-sue in Hueco Mundo! Date: 9/20/08
Summary: Lo and behold, a Mary-sue Level 1 has entered Hueco Mundo, married Grimmjow, and tried to rape Ulquiorra too. He got away by an inch. Now, Dorothy has arrived to save Hueco Mundo, and bring back peace- wrong, war.

Favorite stuff

Fave anime: Code Geass, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Soul Eater, Rozen Maiden, Digimon Adventure, Bleach, Death Note

Fave Music: I listen to everything! But I especially like gothic, rock, classical, alternative, electronic and trip-hop. Also J-music.

Fave Characters: (Code Geass: Lelouch, CC, Lloyd) (Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Mukuro, Reborn, Colonello, Viper-Marmon, Xanxus, Squalo, Byakuran, Lal Mirch, Gokudera) (Soul Eater: Stein, Chrona, Maka) (Rozen Maiden: Suigintou, Hina Ichigo, Shinku) (Digimon: Takeru, Hikari, Angemon, Jyou, Gomamon-cutest digmon ever-)(Bleach: Ulquiorra, Hollow Ichigo, Nel, Szayel, Mayuri-I don't know what you say, he's awesome-, Kenpachi, Yachiru, Yumichika, Hanataro, Rukia, Matsumoto) (Death Note: Near, L, Matt, Mello)

Fave Books: Discworld series, Picture of Dorian Gray, Alice's adventures in Wonderland, White Nights, Myths of the Otori

Fave Movies: O.o I really dunno... Oh well, I'll say the first things that come to mind... Mrs Henderson Presents, Phantom of the Opera, The Matrix, Shakespeare in love, Sweeney Todd

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Dance of the Kitsune by GravekeeperBat reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Whiskey Tango by miss-emotive reviews
This is the strand that holds me to you, he'd say, lying down beside her. This is the strand that is strong enough to keep us here. A series of UlquiorraOrihime drabbles and short stories.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Teenager Feud by tsubakitea reviews
Due to a UchihaHyuuga feud, Sasuke's a Premadonna, Neji's a jerk, Hinata's a mouse. What happens to them when you mash them together in one team? Itachi becomes Itachi sensei. CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
My First Vacation by RazorCardz01 reviews
Aizen decides to give the Espada a week off in the Human World. Unfortunately, a near death experience prevents them from traveling back to Hueco Mundo. Now they must learn to live like mortals until they can find a way back home.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,087 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
An Espada Cinderella Story by grimmkitty reviews
An Espada-centric fairytale of castle politics and power struggles. And a happily ever after.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Reborn Oneshots by largofan reviews
Originally a way to pass the time and work through writer's block that morphed into something rather frightening.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 273 - Words: 95,703 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Doujinshi Fun by Equif reviews
Out of all the people, Mukuro just HAD to be the one to discover the world of doujinshis.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Mukuro R. - Complete
Opression by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It kills me to love you, so I hate you." --summary inside.GrimmjowxUlquiorra
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Catalyst by kou-tora reviews
Everyone believes that death is the end. But when death is cheated, and you’re dragged from the land of the dead, what will you have to do to remain among the living? X27 XanxusTsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus
Please don't get mad Boss! by urja shannan reviews
When loyalties are being tested, all guardians must choose between their boss who gone mad or their lives. “Somebody must responsible to all of this…” the suspects are varied from, the certain psychopath, anti-social sadist and the maladjusted-guy who had
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,233 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008
Folie à Deux by Chesiere Cat reviews
Even with the brightest sky gone, the war with Millefiore has all but just begun. And a certain prisoner is, at once, freed and captured again...only to be offered a tempting yet distasteful choice. Yaoi. 10069, 691869
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Byakuran, Mukuro R.
Fukkatsu: The New World Order by Uzuki-Kun reviews
A group of teenagers in modern day Tokyo believe that school will be their only problem. However, the rise of an evil mastermind from the past thrusts them into a war that happened hundreds of years ago, one they thought was only on T.V.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008
To Never Lose by Reverse Gravity reviews
When sneaking into places you best make sure you can sneak out. Deidara chuckled... Sakura has taken a 180 turn in personality, living with a deathwish and killing without a soul. Not only are the Akatsuki after her, she’s after them too. Itasaku. AUish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,708 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Victoriam Speramus by sycamoreleaf reviews
It was time to forget about the past, to ignore all differences and focus on the present. With a deadly Virus flowing in the land of the dead, both shinigamis and arrancars must work together to find a way to stop it...before it shall be too late. IxR UxO
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,592 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra
The Storm, The Mist And Her by Orihara Izaya reviews
GokuderaxHaruxMarmon. It's actually true! Vongola's greatest tragety was... the creation of this one-shot!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/25/2008 - H. Gokudera, Haru M. - Complete
Who is the Man? Gokudera's Extreme Experience! by Orihara Izaya reviews
Gokudera would never imagine that something like that would happen. After getting shot by a strange hitman he turns into a girl. Now he has to change his dialy life, deal with the guys who are all over him and find the Hitman to change him back.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - H. Gokudera
The Varia's Hiring! by Equif reviews
Are you bored with your mundane life and job? Want to experience the thrills of living a dangerous life? Then being a member of the Varia is just for YOU! However, we're not responsible if you die in the selection process, though.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Inner Itachi by SachiruNatsu reviews
If you thought Sakura's inner self was bad, wait until you meet Itachi's...OOC Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Itachi U., Sai
Break Reality by Silent Nacht reviews
Russia does not dream, he plans. He does not remember, because the past is unnecessary. Lithuania and America mentioned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Russia - Complete
Hugs for Sale by strangertrack reviews
You can put a price on anything, even a hug. Bel & Mammon.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2008 - [Belphegor, Mammon/Viper] - Complete
When Jun's Parents Visit by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
Jun's parents are visiting, and the house is overrun with dolls! What will they say to the unnaturally realistic dolls? Can the dolls act inanimate through the entire visit? First Rozen Maiden fanfic. Slight TomoexJunxMegu. PLEASE REVIEW!
Rozen Maiden - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
My pointy thing is better than your pointy thing by strangertrack reviews
Squalo and Bel argue about whose weapon is bigger. I mean, better.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Squalo S., Belphegor, Mammon/Viper, Lussuria - Complete
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Crack by XxXChibiBunniXxX reviews
This is Crackish, please R&R anyway, i'll love you forever! Bel has a semi-humiliating mission, which may yeild intresting results...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Belphegor, Mammon/Viper - Complete
Gokudera Hayato: My 1 And A Half Girlfriend by Orihara Izaya reviews
Akira likes Gokudera, but Gokudera thinks of her only as a child. But when he falls in love with the TYL Akira without knowing it's her, what will happen?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,871 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - H. Gokudera - Complete
The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Kyuubi's Day Out by Herooftimes reviews
In return for his help, Naruto lets Kyuubi out for a while. As a human. But It looks like Naruto has more than one reason for letting him out...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,690 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Bridging the Gap by ahilty reviews
A YuGiOhHarry Potter Crossover...From the east four shall come. Thief King, Pharaoh, Priest and Guardian, Two to the Lion, two the Snake. The gap between the two will be bridged...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 100,327 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Worse Than Death by Dark Renegade reviews
Aizen finally gets pissed with the incompetence of his Espada and sentences six of them to the worst fate possible: making them live in the human world. Total crack fic that contains spoilers through the current arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,321 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
La Vie en Rose by two-bite-brownies reviews
Three years after the Sky battle, the Varia squad pays a "heartwarming" visit to Namimori Japan. Lussuria in particular, reconnects with a certain turf-head, who seemed to have matured into a semi-intelligent teenager. LussRyou, X27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2008
Black Celebration by surestsmile reviews
It is utter mayhem, and it's not the kind of grieving Ryohei's used to. TYL!arc
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
What Is Love? by Roxie Archer reviews
Marik knows he needs something precious but can he convince Bakura that that something is him? MarikxBakura and MalikxRyou Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh! is the intellectual property of Kazuki Takahashi sorry, forgot to put it in the 1st chapter
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Eighth Vongola Ring by dragonmage06 reviews
A mysterious stranger appears who is in possession of the fabled Eighth Vongola Ring. She wants to join Tsuna's family, but they seem a bit reluctant to accept her. Rating to be safe.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by joudama reviews
Even Sephiroth wants Genesis to shut up about "Loveless." Crackfic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Cherry blossom and the Weasel by Girl-With-The-Tinfoil-Teeth reviews
When Sasuke leaves Sakura turns into a goth. And starts to slit her wrists, she runs away and joins akatsuki and falls in love, will her heart be broken again? The battle is over, the question is, will Sakura live? CHAPTER EIGHT IS UP! DISCONTINUING SOON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,915 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Runaway Kunoichi by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura can't find anything else in Konoha and is hit with the reality that Sasuke will never love her and never come back so she leaves.Rated for safety. PEIN X SAKURA COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
The not so subtle rules by rellik-tida reviews
Things that a normal Vongola subordinate needs to keep in mind when dealing with the more eccentric members of the organisation. Hint Xanxus/Squalo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The Twisted Dream by Wayra reviews
It all started with a harmless dream. Who would have thought Mukuro would be sadistic enough to bootleg Alice in Wonderland to harass poor Tsuna?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Return of the Uchiha by Sasuke's darkside reviews
Post time skip, what's the secret and curse of the Uchiha, find out and how it's affected Sasuke and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,088 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Fun With Uchihas by Saja Natalia reviews
When Itachi decides to pop in on Sasuke, both the Uchihas' lives will never be the same. Now Itachi and Sasuke have to coexist peacefully, or at least without killing each other. Trust me, it'll be hilarious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,251 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Mary Sue Attack on Bleach! by Rynnette Lively reviews
ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - THE MOTHER OF ALL MARY SUE ATTACKS! THIS TIME, ICHIGO AND HIS FRIENDS MAY NOT MAKE IT OUT ALIIIIIVVVE! -ahem- This is a collaborated story, so it will be fun! :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Stars by bib4eto656 reviews
Oneshot. Orihime makes a realization at the last moment. But she was too late. Inspirated by the song Stars sung by Tatu. I don't own Bleach, or its characters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Lost by Stigma reviews
Naruto was exiled from the village long ago. Someone went to retrieve him and spent many years doing so. Will she ever find him? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 95,376 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fivewizard Tournament by Vampirehelsing reviews
By HanChan.YGOHP crossover. The hikaris and yamis are invited to Hogwarts to take part in the Triwizard Tournament. BR YYY MM SJ hinted HarryDraco
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,915 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Yami Bakura - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Losing Their Cool by Aerosophical reviews
It's unbelievable at how Byakuya and Ulquiorra are always so emotionless. In this story Renji and Grimmjow try to drive Ulquiorra and Byakuya crazy, to see which one will lose it first. Rated T for language. Completed until further notice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Byakuya K., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Return of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - S. Aizen, Byakuya K. - Complete
Curiosity Didn't Kill The Cat by Nakimochiku reviews
bleach christmas story. oneshot. no couple.or mistletoe. humor. curiousty didn't kill the cat, at least, not in Ulquiorra's opinion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Neurotic Near by Kid9535 reviews
I am not bashing Near. Just a little crack I wanted to try. Have you ever wondered why Near twists his hair? A little FOP reference. T for language. Halle and Gevanni want to know.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Near - Complete
Not Another Cliche Fanfic! by Clyde-chan reviews
Yes, the Naruto cliches that we hate to love. Compiled in a fanfic. From kidnapping to high school. You know you like to read them, now hear them get made fun of. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007
Afterlife by Honto.Kawaii.Neko-chan reviews
A faithfull day - Sasuke and Itachi find themselves in the afterlife. What happens when they run into byakuya and Renji? Crossover. Bya/Ita Ren/Sas
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Incomplete Regrets by ChaoticGood reviews
Sorta AU. A story about Ulquiorra's past. A life, a friend, and a hollow feeling. The one who cared most was the one who left him hollow. UlquiorraXOC pairing. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ulquiorra
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Rose among the Rocks by BrightBrightWorld reviews
A mission goes wrong for our bluehaired Akatsuki origami mistress, and a surprise awaits the ginger haired leader when she staggers home. Cute little PeinKonan drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
WHAT! Itachi tells stories! by ChildInMe reviews
Kisame whose real name is Alfred has signed up Itachi for a storytelling seminar. Itachi decides to practice his stories on his victims, I mean subjects.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Itachi U.
The Surprise by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra and misfortune seems to be a match whenever it involves Orihime and Szayel. Then again, it was his, as the trash called it, his birthday. Maybe he shouldn't have gone back to Las Noches after all. Ulquiorra, Orihime, Szayel, Food, Traps, Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The dark side of the Moon by c0nfid3nt-Hinata reviews
Gekko Hayate, Uzuki Yuga [real characters] Have a daughter, before Gekko is killed by Baki during the Chunin exams. Can Uzuki's love fight death? Hayate and his daughter share the love of the moon. Does it have a dark side?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hayate G., Yugao U.
Shiver by katiekitten reviews
Scarlet on white, a sin that sinks under the skin. [Yet do you deny it?] In the darkness of a corrupted world, a candle flickers to life. [Pein x Blue] [Pein x Konan]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Being Weak is Equivalent to Randomness by Chi-san is AWESOMENESS reviews
[NEW TITLE] Sakura Haruno is often teased by her teammate, Sasuke due to her lack of strength. He calls her weak. Due to this, she is determined to find a sensei. But what's this? She ends up with 2. MANY RANDOM MOMENTS. LANGUAGE. [HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,510 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Rain that Binds by ilovemybishies87 reviews
[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Tidy by Nymbis reviews
Shinobi prowess aside, it's amazing how they get anything done when it takes them two hours to get ready. Pein x Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Dark Master by Mayab reviews
Hao is a powerful vampire. Mari is newly turned. He expects complete obediance. She won't give it. Throw in a few hyper vampires and rival clans, and who knows what'll happen? HIATUS
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Marion/Mari F., Hao A.
Not Even Human by Kazuhiro reviews
When Grimmjow and Ulquiorra were humans. When they were mere mortals. What were they thinking, who were they and how are they connected?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Magical Madness by Tintenschwert reviews
One day Marik and Bakura received an invitation to a magical tournament. They decided to play along.HP YGO Xover The madness continues, now even international Beware!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
20 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru by THERE'SAfreak reviews
The result of total boredom combined with crazy ideas for a crazy...evil...dude. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single by Seriously Yours reviews
The 4th division captain contemplates why none of the handsome,noble,brave,regal captains of Soul Society are meant for her. Much Unohana evilness inside. ONE SHOT of pure taichou bashing. Sequel now ON!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
DIABOLIC by Ookami Kasumi reviews
FF7/AC / Vincent Valentine is kidnapped by the ghost of Sephiroth for a very personal mission. COMPLETE SxVV Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
After Effect by Riza A reviews
The second time Tsukiyomi is used on him, Sasuke finds that acting is harder, and faces tend to change. A descent into madness goes unchecked. [Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto. Not romantic][Warning for graphically depicted content.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good bye by Kha-chan reviews
Oneshot. Hao can't take it anymore. Suicide fic.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
Barber Shop by BlueMoonMayfly reviews
[ONESHOT] A few well known Anime characters get together in the local barbers shop. Hao from Shaman King, Allen from Escaflowne, Ayame from Fruits basket and Neji from Naruto… chatting together about their shows, Fangirls and their wonderful hair.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Aloha, Kenpachi! by ice queen reviews
After a series of Zaraki's having a bad day accidents, Unohana convinces Kenpachi and Yachiru that they need a Hawaiian vacation. KenUno, Yachiru
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Naruto Uzamaki and Aburme Shino: A Pimps Tale by Corncracker reviews
Crack Fic: OOC. The ultimate battle of the pimps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
Big Bad Hinata by Kagezuchi reviews
We know Hinata as that sweet shy girl, but what if she had a Big Bad alter ego buried deep within? This parody explores the possibilities! Featuring Stoner Itachi! Quite a bit of OOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,143 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004
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Six Small Suicides reviews
Just as the title says, this features six suicide oneshots. First three are Gamma, Lal Mirch, Viper. The second set will come soon. Hopefully.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008
A bar of thoughts reviews
As Near eats a bar of chocolate, his mind wanders.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Varia Vacation reviews
The Ninth decides that Tsuna needs to see how the real Mafia works like,so he sends him on a one-month trip to the Varia HQ.There Tsuna finds out that the group of assasins is not that bad.Please read and review.Suggestive themes later on.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
Internal Affairs reviews
Aizen has successfully taken over the world.This is the story of 4 arrancar that live around Aizen.Please review.Flames without constructive critisism will be used to burn mine and Ulquiorra's trash.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007
Cherry blossoms and Red clouds reviews
Itachi gets blind.A cookie to the one who guesses who the Akatsuki gets to heal him. The first chapter is Konan centered.Rating M because of language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Descend reviews
Prequel to No Purpose. Watch Ulquiorra's thoughts as he walks around Las Noches.Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
The Fandom Rescue! reviews
A poor unfortunate soul is sent into the bleach world to cope with the huge number of cliche fanfics.R&R,plz!K,thnx.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008
No purpose reviews
Ulquiorra is not the man they think.A drabble written out of boredom.Dark,muptiple character death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete