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Joined 08-14-07, id: 1352314, Profile Updated: 06-18-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

UPDATE: Deleting my shitty stories, posting new ones. Is it just me, or has the fanfiction community gotten kinda stagnant? I'll mainly be writing SasuNaruSasu and MLP:FIM.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Wedding, 2 Break Ups, & A Make Up by Mitsu Amarante reviews
Naruto and Sasuke broke up over five years ago, but when Sakura invites them both to a month long vacation in a cabin, they are forced to meet again. Can they get past their former wrongs?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,300 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Battle Royale by Illusory Impurity reviews
AU Based off of Battle Royale. When Naruto's class is forced to participate in The Program, some will fight. Some will play to win in this twisted, deadly game. The word trust will lose all meaning. NaruSasu / Writing improves a lot in chapter six!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
101 Words by BlueJey reviews
Oneshot-Series about Naruto, Sasuke and their relationship; heavy hints of NaruSasu though I was told they weren't just HINTS anymore... Rating for chapters 19 and 22, mainly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Talk by ikkasyll reviews
"The great Uzumaki Naruto might be good at a lot of things, but I don't think even you can get someone off without touching them."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wizard's Invention by CloudNineKitty reviews
Sasuke is a powerful wizard rumored to steal the souls of young men in order to keep his youth. Naruto is an aspiring inventor who just wants to be given a chance. When the two join forces, love proves to reside over magic and machinery. SasuNaru, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,006 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by dusk-pixie reviews
NaruSasu. What on earth is Sasuke doing in that room? Warning: yaoi/boyxboy, oneshot, crack, OOC-ness, NaruSasu, shortfic, humour, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling Tears, Mended Hearts by dancingprincess1093 reviews
Serena is diagnosed with Cancer. Her chances of survival are slim. She thinks she will die just from the misery of it all. Until someone else enters her life.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Legbreaker Mountain by SpiegelofNowhere reviews
Ishida has a problem. A blue-haired, mad scientist, stalker problem. "Stop sending things to my house. Flowers are fine; flowers that shoot knock-out gas are not."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Uryuu I., Mayuri K.
Convention Love by Muffin Ruler reviews
When you walk into an anime convention, you expect to find costumes, artwork, random items from different shows, and...love? Sasu/Naru. First NORMAL story, first lemon. Enjoy or Don't!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Firefly Dream by yamimitsukai reviews
After a rather tiring day for the Kyuubi jinjuriki, a six year old Naruto falls asleep and finds himself in a world of fireflies. A dream world...Inspired by Firefly by Owl City not a songfic, not really
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by Imadra Blue reviews
Ishida Uryū returns home from Hueco Mundo, but not triumphant. Laboring under a sense of inferiority and his promise to his father, he tries to cope with a strange illness and Kurosaki Ichigo's incessant presence. Slash.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Beginnings of Glie by 13LuckyWishes reviews
She was completely alone in her world. Drowning in the Darkness that completely engulfed her tiny existence, a Wall chose to grow and separate her from death.
Haibane Renmei - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Love Potion by xXxNothingLeftxXx reviews
Naruto accidentally drank a love potion and fell in love with Sasuke.What will Sasuke do? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,711 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Store Bought Hangover by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's got to get some cash and isn't afraid to break the law. Too bad he's got bad luck, a cop father, and a guy that just refuses to believe he's not gay. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Past by Lady Shikyo reviews
There are some things you can never go back to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Not my Intention: 31 sentences on AllenXRoad by SaruKaminari reviews
A 31 sentence drabble on AllenXRoad... or is it RoadXAllen?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Allen Walker, Road C. - Complete
Blind Spots by Sandylee007 reviews
When Naruto ends up getting beaten up yet again, his foster father Iruka decided the teen needs a break and sends him to stay with an old 'friend' Kakashi. What happens when Naruto meets Kakashi’s blind foster son Sasuke? AU YAOI NaruSasu, past KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,963 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Perfect Shade of Blue by freckles-knows reviews
Ino thinks that Shikamaru isn't being a very good boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
The Fear of Being Alone by NavyBlueWings reviews
It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Excessive Sun Exposure May Cause Misunderstandings by chocolate-musubi reviews
Another story in which someone gets the wrong idea. The Axis Powers take a trip to that gosh darned island for a vacation. However, when the temperature goes up, things go downhill... When Germany goes insane, things get quite funny...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Germany, Japan - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Thin Places by Manny PenPen reviews
As a young mushishi, Ginko has a very unusual encounter. One-shot, complete.
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Mushishi - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Side Notes by Lady Shikyo reviews
One day Raito stumbles upon a file, and in said file he finds a list he had given L long ago......with a few additions. Sequel to I Hate Everything About You. WAS intended to be humourous, still not sure if I managed it; kinda fluff-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Published: 5/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Lady Shikyo reviews
Raito gives L a list of all the things he hates about him. Kinda meant to be humourous, not sure if it turned out that way....T for sexuality.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bored in Walmart: Shinobi Style! by Akasuna no Rin reviews
When people get bored, they go to Walmart. The Naruto crew is no different. They are just a bit more... destructive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
You know your obsessed with Naruto when by Cole-Hyuuga reviews
The title explains it all... Find out how obsessed with Naruto you really are. With a list of things you do when your obsessed. I promise you all that you do a good few things from this list
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking the tension by BlueJey reviews
Their relationship has changed over the years, but it's still all about tension and breaking that tension. They're still fighting. OneShot, SasuNaru Rating just to be sure... , mentions of adult themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Extra Credit by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice Carlisle/Esme roleplaying contest! Esme finds a book of Rose's while cleaning and can't help but be intrigued by the possibilities...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Something for the Grandkids by baby-filly reviews
NaruSaku oneshot. Gaara gets a surprise in the post from the new Hokage. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto or the characters...so don't sue, please. M for safety. SEQUEL UP NOW - 'The Wedding Planners!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
When you're evil by Annamia reviews
songfic to voltaire's "When You're Evil"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Ninjas, Vampires, Wizards Galore! by xXdeidarasheartXx reviews
What would happen if the Ninjas from Naruto, the witches and wizards from Harry Potter,and the Vampires from Twilight all came together in the Forks Highschool Bio Lab? Crack fic. OC's with some characters. and one OCxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U.
TOP THEN THINGS NOT TO PUT INTO AN OC by AuraSidelong reviews
the title speaks for its'self. AND PLEASE REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Zero Tolerance by VampireWriter144 reviews
After a mysterious arguement with Kaname, Zero storms off and a concerned Yuki follows, determined to discover what's wrong. What she learns shocks her and pernamently changes her relationship with Zero. Yuki/Zero. 1 of 5 HTRB arc
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Yuuki, Zero - Complete
The Side they never knew by TwoDragonFire reviews
Naruto X Giver crossover.Naruto,Hinata,Rock Lee,Sakura,and Gaara are sent on a mission to another community for peace. How will they last?And what's with this kid Jonas?NaruHina.Total LeeSaku...slight GaaCookie. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Otaku by ThePurplePanda reviews
Competing for Naruto with another person, Sasuke could deal with. But anime? And the worst part is it's winning. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hinata Can't Stop the Rain from Falling by Jaimee Black reviews
Songfic to Cascada's 'Can't stop the Rain from Fallin'. Oneshot. Hinata is visiting Naruto and tells him a few things before duty drags her away again. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven by BigHair reviews
While our favorite Naruto characters are sitting around bored, Ino suggests that they play 7 minutes in heaven. But Sakura and Sasuke are unexpectedly the first players. Will being trapped in closet push their friendship away, or will it bring them closer
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the Birds and the Bees by Zooie reviews
Set after the Chuunin exam. Hinata asks Neji about the birds and the bees. He explains... sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2005
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Big Dango Family reviews
Naruto is sent to protect a princess from the Land of Starfish. Along the way, he learns about trust, teamwork, and that Sasuke REALLY doesn't like his singing. Kinda diffrent than I originally planned. Inspired by Dango Daikazoku from Clannad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U.
The Dense Shinobi reviews
When Sakura returns Naruto's feelings and he has a baka moment, can he fix it? NaruSaku oneshot, fluffish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete