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Joined 08-14-07, id: 1352334, Profile Updated: 05-26-12

What's the story behind my username? I wanted a compounded word that started with S and M like Silvermorning, the Kingdom Hearts parody queen on youtube :)

I'm 15 years old, and I'm hardly on fanfiction.net, but I still crave a good fanfic from time to time. I don't ever intend on uploading any of my own fanfics though, they are leagues below mediocre at best.

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Random Moments by yeahnewname reviews
Series of random moments with Alex, Sam and Clover outside their spies lives :)
Totally Spies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 2/24/2013
Borderlands Collection by Foryewhoartliterate reviews
A random assortment of Borderlands oneshots, featuring a wide variety of characters, genres, and pairings. Including humour, adventure, romance, and goodness knows what else. Enjoy!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 81 - Words: 144,867 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Lilith, Maya, Axton, Gaige
La Liberté d'Amélie Lacroix by Overwatcher reviews
One take on the origins of the Widowmaker. The roads we take to freedom often cost us much; for Amélie Lacroix, the cost was extreme. Rated M for nudity, sexuality, intense themes, violence, and language. This story focuses on the characters and events that lead Amélie Lacroix to ascend to her freedom as the Widowmaker. There are plans for 10-15 chapters. [MercyMaker]
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, Angela Z./Mercy
Mahou Shoujo Niji Tenshi by draconichero21 reviews
Alternate title: Magical Girl Rainbow Angels. In this AU, join the adventures of magical girls Bambietta, Candice, Liltotto, Giselle and Meninas as they band together to save the day from evil. Rated M for language and sexual themes. Straight up crack comedy. Warning: may offend uptight people that can't take a joke.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,800 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Bambietta B., Meninas M., Candice C., Giselle G. - Complete
I'm Not Looking For a Hook-up, Just a Nice Conversation by Venelope Von Schweets
They weren't the perfect couple, that's for certain. They do make good friends.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Mordecai, Mad Moxxi
Strip Poker by WhimsicalMayhem reviews
Somethings Maya could just do without. Strip poker made the top five, along with enemies she couldn't phasleock and cheesy pickup lines.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Complete
Learn to Drive! by DigMeAGarden reviews
Maya and Gaige drive like buffoons much to Lilith's disdain.
Borderlands - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Lilith, Maya, Gaige - Complete
Misanthropy by Raze Occam reviews
Snuggling with expensive, delicate, murderous machinery is extremely ill-advised. [ChellDOS, drabble, crackish]
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Bombs Away by Unmasked Tomatoes reviews
In which Johnny Vincent is so awesome, people explode. (Don't let the title fool you.) T for people exploding and some language.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Johnny V. - Complete
A Place To Lay My Head by Erisna reviews
Chell can't seem to find anywhere comfortable to sleep. Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Mimic Soul by Renuarb reviews
Soma had it coming.
Castlevania - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Soma C. - Complete
Warning: No Guardrails by Matt Perrett reviews
A beautiful and touching ending...ruined because Cid couldn't be bothered to install some basic safety features. This story now has a semi-sequel for Final Fantasy X-2's ending, "Parking Violation".
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Voldemort Gets A Cold by BlackxRose19 reviews
Poor Lord Voldemort has fallen to the common Muggle cold. Now, it's up to his two most loyal, devoted Death Eaters to make him well...it's not going to be as easy as it sounds. Work in Progress. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
Mariasynthesis by Abicion reviews
Getting all botanical up in here.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Maria R., Alucard - Complete
Forever by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
Bella meets Alice first. Think you've read them all? This one may pleasantly surprise you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,894 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 212 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Desolation Row by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
Bella is sent to an all female prison in the 1920's for murder. Her cellmate is known only as the Bloody Bride and seems to live up to the reputation. A/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Rose Read by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
A character study into Rosalie, and whatever comes along with it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,594 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Rosalie, Bella
Water's Edge by ncfan reviews
Two sisters and a candle.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Nunnally L., Cornelia L.B. - Complete
Ask Rachel Alucard by jcarreau reviews
Poor Rachel Alucard has become bored yet again. Nothing she does ever seems to end the dreariness of her existence . . . until she got the idea to start and maintain a Q&A blog!
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,593 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rachel A. - Complete
Deception of Two by NightOfAThousandDreams reviews
"Would you like to know a secret?" She blinked, taken aback. "S-sure." A ghost of a smile graced his pale features. "Ryuuzaki is much more alike to Misa than she knows." "How?" "We both like to lie." LxMisa -rating will later change to M-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - L, Misa A.
Gundam Rock by wayofthepen reviews
Trapped and surrounded by her enemies, Revy's only hope is a legendary Japanese weapon! Rated for violence and Revy's mouth.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Lulzy Letters by mutive reviews
In my universe, barely literate, semi-medieval characters like sending very short missives back and forth across the country. It makes no sense. Roll with it.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Anora, Cailan T.
Ice Queens by Madame Apathy reviews
One-shots offering a sympathetic look at the girls of Bullworth Academy. I will do requests, but these are strictly no pairings.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
Christmas In June by Araine reviews
Eve Genoard buys Luck Gandor a present. "Ostensibly, she didn't even like him – though she understood him better now, and she forgave him for what he did to Dallas, neither of those facts meant that he was a person worth liking."
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Eve G., Luck G. - Complete
Rebuild of Fairly English Story by SamJaz reviews
Persona 3: FES, only Minato is English, hence the title. Then Minato cheats the game. So the game cheats back. So Minato cheats the world. So the story is retold.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,029 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Minato A. - Complete
Week by Just Another Soul reviews
Not every day in Roanapur is an action packed gunfight. Sometimes, the tasks of Roanapur's finest are mundane at best. A slice-of-life collection.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Too Emotional by SLRisme reviews
Doctor Sloth was going to see Fyora about the grand ball, he didn't expect that he would do more than that by just going back to Faerieland... Can evil ever truly be good if given a second chance? Drama/Romance/Action/Others
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Birthday Gifts by BestPenNameEver reviews
Johnny needs to find a suitable birthday present for Lola, but is finding that task to be more of a challenge than he'd anticipated. Short fic, my sad attempt at humour. Flames welcome.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Johnny V., Lola L. - Complete
Foolish Games by Asynca reviews
SPOILERS. Luka continues his surveillance of Bayonetta and Jeanne after the events in the game.
Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Cheshire/Yuka, Bayonetta - Complete
Goodbye My Almost Lover by Scribbler reviews
Fifty ways Cissnei/Zack nearly happened, but never actually did.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Zack F., Shuriken/Cissnei - Complete
His Lily Among the Thorns by Lady Silvermaine reviews
In this world of promiscuous ladies, Hades finds one that truly fits his wants and needs. My version of the ever famous Hades and Persephone myth that I have always loved. Enjoy.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Hades, Persephone
The Exposure Effect: An In Depth Look on Guys by Lolerskatez reviews
Ten facts and ten days. Proving clichés was never easier.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Zack F., Shuriken/Cissnei - Complete
Judge Turpin Discovers Internet Porn by Professor Cassandra reviews
You read the title, my friends. I assure you, this is every bit as insane as it sounds. Proceed at the risk of your own precious sanity.... Actually, you know what? Sanity is overrated. Just read it. You know you want to....
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Judge Turpin, Beadle B.
Confusion by Airanke reviews
She was confused. Since when did she fall in love all over again? Masamune x Oichi.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2010 - D. Masamune, Oichi - Complete
The 12 Days of Voldemas by Professor Cassandra reviews
In order to help celebrate his total awesomeness, The Dark Lord has composed twelve Christmas carols to make you pathetic Muggles sing as you praise his glory. Muahahaha and Happy Voldemas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Night Before Christmas: Final Fantasy XIII by MidnightMoon16 reviews
When Cid gets dragged to a bar, he meets up with Fang. What happens between them? Crappy summary but the story itself should be enough! One-Shot FangxCid
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Cid R., Fang - Complete
Princess Sweeney and the Amazing Rick Man by Professor Cassandra reviews
No one throws a Halloween party quite like the Death Eaters, as you, dear readers, will soon discover. Whether you will find yourself amused by their drunken antics or scarred for life is beyond this author. Hopefully a little of each. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
It’s a Snitch, It’s a Broom, It’s… by Captain-Emily reviews
Without fail, this is always the first image that springs to mind whenever I see a story labeled “Super!Harry”.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
And the Father Is by Cian'Perrel reviews
Beast accidentally runs a DNA analysis of the Stepford Cuckoos during a routine physical, and is shocked with the results. Everyone knows that Emma is 'genetically' their mother, but who is their father? The secret will finally be revealed.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Emma F./White Queen - Complete
No Alternative by leiaah reviews
It's a boring day, the internet is not working, and there seems to be nothing to do around the house. Can our dear friend find something to do? Or will she continue on being bored? Oneshot, crackfic.
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Sweet Tooth by craZy18gurl reviews
“I have a refined though insubstantial craving for delicate quantity of sugar.” Ice Cream & Honey. Balthier/Fran.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
The Power of Suggestion by soupsouffle reviews
Gemma Doyle is seventeen, out of the schoolroom, and struggling to manage a complicated double life. With rumors of a new menace in the Realms and her ardent but oftentimes confusing relationship with Kartik, she struggles to keep her head above water.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,691 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/1/2006
What Could Have Happened by ThePraetorLady reviews
Arty was suffering from the side-effects of puberty during TLC, right? I just thought, what if Minerva was too? What would have happened? ONESHOT.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Minerva P. - Complete
War Of The Wimps by ronXbouillabase reviews
Oneshot. Comedy. AU. Ignores Book 7....In which Harry is slightly gay and probably smoking something, Voldemort is a complete idiot, and Bellatrix confesses her true feelings. Ooh, and don't forget the Ed Westwick references.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Blarg by KellySquared reviews
In which Voldemort can't die, no matter what happens to him. The most random and stupid Harry Potter fic you will ever read. Contains references to many other things we like. Guaranteed to cause massive loss of brain cells, or your money back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Voldemort
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Groceries by TheSpiritOfHogwarts reviews
This is the tale of Snape's traumatic trip to the grocery store. Well, it wouldn't have been traumatic if he'd left Voldemort, Lucius, and Bellatrix behind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Simple Misconception by stillkneedeep reviews
Of all the times her sister could have doted on her, she just had to choose now. //klavierxema, with not so subtle hints of jakexlana.//
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Klavier G., Ema S. - Complete
Karma by stillkneedeep reviews
Yes, karma seemed to absolutely loathe Ema Skye. //klavierxema.//
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Klavier G., Ema S. - Complete
Why It’s Impossible To Get Over the Queen by Mariagoner reviews
Loving her proves that you’re meant to be a pirate after all. Ashe, Vaan, and the legacy of a doomed love affair. Features Ashe X Vaan, Basch, Vossler, Balthier, Penelo, Larsa.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
The 7 Deadly Sins by The7DeadlySins7 reviews
The Homunculi are on a search for the stone and some are only in it for them selves. They have conflict with each other, like any other organization... Do you wonder what kind?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Lust, Gluttony
Jumping at Shadows by Alyssa2 reviews
[KH1] Riku's fall to darkness didn't begin with a raft or a storm.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Riku - Complete
Addicted to Death by Sinnatious reviews
Light Yagami was not a superstitious person. That was until he met Kimihiro Watanuki. xXxholicDeath Note crossover. 4 parts.
Crossover - Death Note & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Light Y., K. Watanuki - Complete
But It's Better If You Do by luna me and the slithery-dee reviews
It was irrefutable. Harry was going into a strip joint in order to save the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,144 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete