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I love Harry Potter and I got an autographed picture from Daniel Radcliffe. If you want to see something really funny, google video "Twilight Spoof" it's by Evil Iguana Productions and its the funniest thing in the world, it's totally perfect for all the die-hard Twilight fans :)

ok so for those who care my favorite pairing is james/lily marauder era. uhhh i wanna bake cookies on taylor lautner's abs, kristen stewart sounds like a dude and should practice smiling more because she is pretty and I absolutely LOVE Vampire Diaries, the show, not the books, cus i nvr read the books but i hear their totally different than the series, so im gonna stick to the series.

yeahhh so i think m-rated stories are the most fun... DON'T JUDGE ME

also its hard for me to read twilight fanfic because no one can write just like stephanie meyers can.

aaron johnson from "Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging" is sooooooo hott and if he was engaged to the 42 yr old he knocked up, i wud personally fly to england to claim him as my own

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Life Love and the Pursuit of Lily by Valkyrie3 reviews
A story about Lily and James' sixth and seventh years and ultimately how they got together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,293 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Journal by DreamingLillies reviews
Sequel now up! "Since you are a journal and therefor can't judge me..." *"I’ll never break your heart.” “You cant promise that.”* "Maybe you're confusing your pride with denial. Stubbornness with fear. And even possibly your hatred with your love"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,930 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Leather Bound by DreamingLillies reviews
Sequel to The Journal. “I’ve just gotten you, don’t let me lose you already.” Lily continues her 'flashback's and crazy rantings in her new pretty leather bound journal. Recommend reading The Journal first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,056 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
EMMETT AND JASPER GIVE EDWARD SOME SEX TIPS by fille avec le foulard reviews
Emmett and Jasper and the whole gang try to prepare Edward for his wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Um Professor? by Silver B. Wingsfield reviews
Lily Evans hoped for an exciting year, but was surprised at how exciting when she met the new DADA teacher. James Potter. The gorgeous professor only a few years older than the 7th years and quite taken with one Miss Evans. M for future scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Edward, Truth or Dare? by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Summer to Remember by HarryPotterFreakEver reviews
Lily, on orders of Dumbledore, has James spend the summer before 7th year at her house.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,145 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fire Burning by CHSPatriot09 reviews
What if Hogwarts held a Yule Ball during Lily and James' seventh year? What if Lily finally realized that she really did love James? This is not a song fic in any way. Rated M for some strong language, mild suggestiveness, sexuality, and a lemon. R&R. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Christening by CHSPatriot09 reviews
James and Lily get a new bed. That's pretty much it, so there's no real summary necessary here. Pretty much just fluff, but there is a fairly graphic lemon, so it's rated M. Enter if you dare. Read and review. Thanks. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Love and Happiness by Halgerd reviews
A prequel to "A Lily Among Lilies". James and Lily have some alone time on the Hogwarts grounds. Oh so lemony, would you expect anything less?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harrys First Their Last by luvscharlie reviews
Harry's first birthday party comes at a time when the wizarding world is in upheaval. James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
500 Sweetie Ficlets by melodrome reviews
500 prompts: 500 unconnected sweetie ficlets. Some funny, some sad, some cute... most a bit of everything. A lot of JamesLily, but also some HarryGinny, RonHermione, RemusTonks, TeddyVictoire.... First chapter: James Potter has just cursed his arse off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,929 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
Good Manners by Anemies reviews
Esme decides to teach the young Cullen boys some good manners. Little did she know that she's asked the wrong kind of question to the wrong kind of kids. Too bad she didn't figure it out much sooner. All Human. Comedy. One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Yo Mamma by alittlefaithinme2 reviews
During the fight in BD. Better than it sounds. A war of yo mamma jokes. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Demetri - Complete
41 Things Emmett Cullen Must Not Do by Shikamaru's Shadows reviews
Self-explanatory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Detention by SUPER AMAZING reviews
The much requested sequel to Biology Notes. Edward feels Bella owes him after that Biology class, will Bella return the favour?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lily's Story by Siriusly Devoted reviews
Lily falls for James, and finally realises he's not just after the chase... But their union is marred by something both fear and neither can believe... L/J, rated M for adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,372 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pizza by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Colours of the Night by James' Lily Flower reviews
Quidditch Star, James Potter just broke up with his girlfriend. He goes to a strip club in an attempt to make himself feel better. There he meets stunning Lily Evans. soon his lust for her reappears, but a famous Quidditch player can’t date a prostitute?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,942 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
NO! NO! NO sigh FINE! by Maetryx.25 reviews
a short fic about James asking Lily out so many times, she started running out of no's. funny...R&R...let me know of more pick up lines! Arisusa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Through the Years by AlannaDragon reviews
A oneshot of conversations Lily and James and the rest of the gang have had through the years. All of the conversations are lines taken from movies and T.V. shows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Multiplication Celebration! by Hannahble reviews
Hey! Lily! Do you like math?" "Uhh.... no. Why in the world would you ask me that?" Two pick up lines merged into a one- shot in story form. GREAT! Will be sequel if the nice people want me to. Rated T For sexual references and a little language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who Dunnit? by rileyluvr13 reviews
The Marauders and Lily are in trouble for something they didn't do. Professor McGonagall asks them to write an account of what they think happened, but it doesn't quite turn out as planned... One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Fated Surprise by L. Borealis reviews
Lily's trip to the healer gave her a nauseating surprise, the girl was pregnant. How could Miss Responsible Lily Evans be pregnant? And what was her boyfriend James going to say? Oneshot. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Sorry by TimePasses reviews
The castle is a scary, scary place at night. You never know when a certain hazeleyed troublemaker will spring out at you from the shadows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Baby Makes Four by IHeartSnitchBoxers reviews
Lily has just discovered she pregnant, so whats next? Telling James! But somebody keeps getting in the way of the news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Trap by EveningSunrise reviews
It's the simple errors that get us into trouble. He sadly made one such mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ironic by Beautifully Ugly reviews
JL, oneshot: "First he fancied me. I found him annoying. Then he asked me out endlessly. I declined him. He loved me. I abhorred him. And then he just had to grow up, didn't he? And I just had to bloody fall for him, didn't I?" R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Through a cat's eyes by PoisonA reviews
Lily has an unfortunate encounter with Snape and the result? She is turned into a cat! But there's more... What happens when James Potter finds her and proclaims her his pet? JamesLily fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Definitely Worth It by lalas reviews
‘Potter!’ screamed a very irate Professor ‘Detention!’ James Potter turned as startled as everyone else. Detention? What had he done? ‘It… it was you.’ He said in a hushed kind of voice. She looked uncomfortable for a moment while looking into his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Valentine Eyes by dimestoredramatic reviews
Voldemort decides that his blue eyes don't quite cut it in the evil department.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Potteroops by Merlin Fisher reviews
Yes, I'm afraid it's ... Potter outtakes. Based on a variety of scenes from ALL the books, beware SPOILERS. Mostly good clean fun. This disc is now over, watch for Return of the Potteroops coming soon! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Making Breakfast by SnowyPicture reviews
While making breakfast one morning, James gives a baby Harry advice before turning the kitchen into a battle zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily's dairy by cutieismynam reviews
This cannot be happening. HE cannot be a Head Boy! I cannot share a Common Room and Dormitory with HIM. It’s impossible. He’s so… insufferable, despicable… yet so devilishly handsome… NO! NO! I LIE! NO! JamesLily story please review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,627 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Her Knight in Shining Armor by luvisintheair46 reviews
Lily meets a stag and tells him everything about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Abracadabra by whatapotter reviews
When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The A to Z On Lily and James by KPtheMoviesaholic reviews
A Collection of drabbles on James Potter's Pursue of Lily Evans! Hilarity guaraunteed. A for Ache, B for Bump, C for Chill, D for Don't, E for Eyes...now COMPLETE! Look out for AZ sequels more on the Marauders Era, COMING SOON.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Favorite Uncle by Only Sometimes reviews
Post DH Harry and Ron's very different views at the arrival at the newest Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ladies' Man by corny sloth reviews
Sirius gives advice. Remus grits his teeth. Peter shifts in his seat. James tries very hard not to beat Sirius into a pulp. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Refusals by APRoberts reviews
How many different ways can one girl say no? A record of some of Lily's finest refusals. 28 and counting. Rated for one small little swear word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Why Quidditch is such a Glorious sport by: by headoverheels4HP reviews
Lily is writing an arical for the Qryfindor Girls Mangazine. it includes all the exstreamly hot guys that play Quidditch...will Lily regreat putting James in there? read to find out...oneshot cute and fluffy. enjoy. rating to be safe only minor kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Piss Off, Potter! by chrisspiration reviews
James comes up with an annoyingly high amount of pickup lines for Lily. She hates him. Or does she?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Teaching Harry by Herm-Own-Ninny879 reviews
It's James and Lily's first year as parents. Parents always teach their kids something, right? So, as Lily goes shopping alone one day, she gives James a job: teaching Harry his first word, with help from Sirius and Remus. Who said that was easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Secret Addiction by erinsailorditz reviews
Heated kisses and strong bonds of love... The stuff of romance novels. Lily, addicted to such shocking things, finds her secret caught by her sexy boyfriend. Their very own heated moment follows. Oneshot JL. A story to focus on their love, not their hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Leaning by Penciled In reviews
Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pickup Lines by Creamed reviews
Pickup lines have gone into the phase. Completed. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily's Psychaotic Pregnancy by XxStephXx reviews
this follows James and Lily through Lily's pregnancy. Shows how Lily drives James insane with her mood swings and cravings. humour and a lot of fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Note by Greekchic reviews
[2 shot] Bored in History of Magic one day, Lily Evans decides to write a note to James Potter telling him that she likes him. However, what happens when the note falls to the ground for anybody to see? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Shrunken Heads by Riana Bay reviews
When a spell goes wrong, Lily and James are turned into children. Very long one shot, set in their 7th year. Contains thunder, laugter, and 'Grandpa Dumbly'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
truth or dare reviews
Short little oneshot on how James and Lily got together. Along with some Sirius humor. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete