Poll: Okay, I have decided to start on some of my older stories. But, I don't know which ones. So I need your help, which story should have the next new chapter? I'll write new chapters for the top 3. Vote Now!
Author has written 260 stories for Naruto, Wrestling, Ranma, Kim Possible, Danny Phantom, Maburaho, Evangelion, Amalgam Comics, X-Men: Evolution, Sailor Moon, Street Fighter, Bloody Roar, Avengers, Harry Potter, X-Men, Transformers/Beast Wars, DC Superheroes, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Rosario + Vampire, X-overs, Misc. Anime/Manga, Power Rangers, Misc. Games, Superman, Spider-Man, Mortal Kombat, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Overwatch, Anime X-overs, RWBY, Green Lantern, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Cuphead, Avengers, Wildstorm Universe, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, League of Legends, Misc. Comics, Marvel, Campione!/カンピオーネ!, Gatchaman, Ai Yori Aoshi, Sailor Moon X-overs, Monster High, Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA, Sekirei, Winx Club, Gold Digger, Majikoi - Oh! Samurai Girls!/真剣で私に恋しなさい！！, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Medaka Box/めだかボックス, Vocaloid, Brütal Legend, Smite, Black Lagoon, Buffy X-overs, Kill la Kill/ キルラキル, Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ, Kantai Collection, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Azur Lane/碧蓝航线, Rifts, Record of Ragnarok/終末のワルキューレ, and Apex Legends.
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What can I say about myself? Let's see:
Name: Arsao Tome
Home: Independence, MO. (That's in the USA BTW)
Hobbies: Writing, reading, and watching anime. As you can tell from my name. (Arsao Tome/ R. Saotome/ Ranma Saotome one of my favorite characters)
I'm sorry ahead of time for this but I need to vent. There are a few things I really don't like about Anime and other anime writers (I'm not going to point fingers).
Item #1: Kishimoto(can't remember his full name), I hope someone ties him up behind the back of a speeding bullet train while TRUE anime fans put rabid, foaming at the mouth, raccoons down his pants! If you are going to name your anime/manga after one character, don't have his arch-rival as the main hero. It's stupid and you won't get many fans.
Item #2: Yaoi fangirls, dear lord, what the hell's wrong with these psychos? The only way I'll read and enjoy a Naru/Sasu fic is if Sasuke is actually a female. All you RYFG's out there can hate me all you want but you will never see me write a Yaoi fic just to please you.
Item #3: People who don't have the balls enough to send their e-mail in reviews. A friend of mine was here at one time and was writing his stories but the reviews were by butt heads (what I want to say about them will get me thrown out of here), who wouldn't leave their e-mails so he could defend himself so he just gave up.
Item #4: Naru/Hina haters, OH COME ON PEOPLE! They are the perfect couple in 'Naruto' unless it crossed over then she should be the head wife in a harem.
Item #5 (09/29/08): Stories where there is proof of Naruto's heritage, (I.E.: Bloodline Limit, Paternity test, weapons that only his clan can use, etc.) when the Hokage or Sarutobi himself wants to tell either the village, the council or both and Naruto doesn't want him to do that. Even though it would make his life better. I mean come on, if it was me, I'd shout it from the Hokage tower 'MY FATHER WAS THE YOUNDAIME YOU BASTARDS!!'
Item #6 (07/02/09): Okay, I was told Naruto screaming to the top of his lungs that Minato was his father might not be smart. Okay, I understand. BUT, he has enemies inside of the village and out, I'd rather have enemies outside the village gunning for me (or not because they wouldn't have known that he was Minato's son) than having those drunk, out of shape, ignorant village idiots who should be bitch slapped anyway. Also, if Sas-gay had Kyubbi in him, they'd shape history into his image. That's what ticks me off the most and all you Sasuke fans out there know I'm right. If not IM me and to quote the late, great Chris Beniot, 'Prove me wrong!'
Item #7 (02/28/2010): I CAN'T STAND stories where Naruto brings back 'Cap'n Emo' (Sasuke), when he defects from Konoha, gets banished for hurting their precious 'last loyal Uchiha' and then he finds out that an attack is coming to Konoha that will turn it into a smoking crater and HE WANTS TO SAVE IT? Come on, to quote that moron the Miz: 'REALLY?'
Rant #8: (05/20/2013) People who have some problems with grammar.
Okay, I'm not the best speller in the world, hell, I'm like Jay Leno and he has dyslexia. But before you put out your story and or chapters, do a pre-check I have read four stories where sweetie was spelled s-w-e-a-t-y or sweaty, you know like 'drenched in sweat' or sweet/ suite spelled liked the liquid that comes out of your body to cool you off.
Okay, here's a list of words where people get confused with:
Sweet- what your taste buds can detect along with sour, bitter and salty.
Suite- a big room in a hotel.
Sweetie- term of endearment.
Sweat- the liquid that comes from your body to cool you off.
Sweaty- drenched in sweat, that usually is accompanied by smelly.
Rant #9 (1/12/2022) People who complain that writers aren't sticking to the continuity: I Can't STAND these guys. So just because it's fan fiction, we have to stick to the story? If we did that, it would defeat the purpose and it wouldn't be fan fiction. At least in my mind. If you think that you can do a better job, I say go for it but leave the rest of us alone and allow us to write what we want to.
Rant #10 (1/12/2022) People who complain about your story but then ask you to review theirs: WHY THE HECK DID YOU REVIEW MINE THEN? NO, I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR STORY! Good News: It got my attention. Bad News: IT GOT MY ATTENTION!
Now, are we cool?
Okay, sigh, now I feel better.
Animes: Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Tenjo Tenge, Tenchi Myuo, Ikki Toushen, Godannar, Oh! My Goddess!
Couples: RanmaxNabiki or Kasumi, NarutoxHinata/ Anko/ Kurenai/ Tsunade (I know, I'm sick)/ Haku, Yugi MotoxTea Gardner/ Mai Valentine/ Serenity Wheeler, Kim PossiblexRon Stoppable
(crossovers) RanmaxUsagi 'Sailor Moon' Tsukino/ Gina Diggers/ Britanny 'Cheetah" Diggers/ Maya or Aya Natsumi/ Hakufu Sonsaku, NarutoxKitty 'Shadowcat' Pryde/ Anna 'Rogue' Darkholme/ Kara 'Supergirl' Kent/ Cassie 'Wonder Girl' Sandsmark/ Cassandra 'Bat Girl' Cain; RonxFoxxy Love Toki WartoothxMileena (Metalpocalypse/ Mortal Kombat)
My hates will come later, stay tuned.
The Outfits in 'New Whirlpool'
Hinata as White Queen(in Soi Fong's robe and ponytails)
Hagane as http:///artman2/uploads/4/UltimateColossus.jpg"Ultimate Colossus
Raiko as Nanao Ise
Rimaru as Neo
Tora as Tigra (dressed as Yoruichi)
Rin as Phoenix
Naruto as Dante
Kushina as Rangiku Masumoto
Kurenai as FemBarricade (Thanks to Shibamura Prime)
Naruko as Pirate Queen Elizabeth Swann
Hinaru as Rukia
Ino as Ms. Marvel
Anko as Black Widow
To Naruto purists: I am sorry but I'm not going to change it to where you like it. I happen to like the idea of guns in Naruto. Ch. 6 showed why Naruto uses guns in the first place, for all those people who didn't give it a chance and didn't read Ch. 6, I will put in here what Kushina said to Naruto about why they use guns.
"Well, it's because we are not from the Elemental Countries." She said, "The Uzumaki's that is. You see I come from a long line of bounty hunters. My father was subjected to a lot of experiments that changed his DNA, which gave us our doujutsu and our steel bodies."
Naruto was mesmerized by the story.
"Anyway, we were chasing down a group of wanted criminals and followed them into the Elemental Countries. While we were chasing them down, we ran into your father. He was a jounin at the time. With the aid of his him and his team, we were able to capture them. It was shortly after that that I fell in love with your father. By this time the rest of my family had arrived to help us, and it was during that time that Whirlpool was Water Country’s answer to Konoha."
That's what she said, so now you know (and knowing's half the battle!)
Poll Results: 62 to 37 For Harem, thank you all for voting. Be on the lookout for another poll.
Relationships in 'New Whirlpool'
ChojixNaruko(oc, new Meatloaf, and Gwen)
Blaze(oc)x Kurenai(She’s got Jungle Fever, she’s got Jungle Fever….She’s in love)
I apologize for removing the poll because the story was leaning towards another direction, once again I apologize for removing the poll.
Update 9/6/08: I have taken down 'Unstoppable Ron' because I have some better ideas for the story, it's going to get an entire overhaul. I'm sorry to those who have reviewed the story.
If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, Durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, Arsao Tome
Ideas (some are up for adoption)
One-eyed Mystical Monkey Master: While defending the Yamanuchi dojo, Ron loses an eye thanks to Fukushima. He comes back home to Kim a changed man, could Kim still love a handicapped man?
Ron Stoppable- Ultimate Fighting Champion: Ron Stoppable has another secret hidden from Kim, he is an Ultimate Fighter. A machine that does not quit and never surrenders, what would happen if a certain ginger-haired woman comes to see him fight.
Angel Feathers: Ron is adopted by the Stoppables not knowing his true species. He is an Angel Addocubi, related to the Anesland Clan.
(City of Heroes)
World of Heroes: A young man gets a new game from a friend that changes his life forever.
Ain’t gonna happen: Thanks to the final fight with the anti-spirals, Simon gains the power of the gods to allow the anti-spirals to try and get the power back.
Ultimate Ranma: The same trip but a huge difference, instead of getting knocked in the spring of drowned girl he got hung on to a pole and was dipped in to spring in which a man drowned in and was flung back into more male drowned springs becoming a true force of nature.
I have been getting comments about 'New Whirlpool Vol. 1' and how it ended. What I'd like to know is this, what do you people like to know about? I'm going to write side stories once everyone tells me what do they wish to see for Vol. 1 alright? So PM me with what you'd like to know.
(Characters that might or might not be in future chapters or stories)
(Characters used are in bold)
Tomas Williams: Former DEA agent/ Interpol agent (SM)
Dark Captain: Former Negaverse General turned Silver Millennium General and ally to the Sailor Senshi (SM)
Blaze: Kage-level jounin in New Whirlpool. (Naru) (New Whirlpool vol. 1 & 2, Jade Whirlpool)
Enforcer Prime: Leader of the Cosmicbots. (TF: M)
Jiro Kintonami: Captain of the Black Squad, a black ops shinigami team in Soul Society (Bleach)
Alan Roberts: Ghosthunter saved by Danny Phantom (DP)
Dominic Williams: Exchange Student MMA fighter in love with Maya Natsumi (TT)
Jackson Tomas: Master of Anything Goes football, Ranma’s senpai (R .5)
Anubis: Egyptian God of Death in love with Urd. (A!MS)
Jax Williams: Black Patriot owner of a bar and grill. (Pat)
Devon Angelus: True Excalibur bearer, Masame’s husband. (Witch: Ani)
Bastion Smith: A wanted assassin by every gang leader in Roanpor and ‘Club’ champion ten years running. (Bla. Lag.)
T’omas: Ruler of Wakanda, Sailor Storm’s husband. (SR)
Dark Panther: Protector of the innocent. (SR)
Jessie Herandez: A Latino version of Luke Cage that’s a were-cougar. (Pat, Naru) (New Whirlpool vol. 2)
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris put Humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well-kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beat paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God-King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said: “that’s my boy!”
Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.
Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.
Do you really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The reason why Outworld hadn’t gone for their tenth win against Earth realm is that Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There is a pic of this on )
Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.
Master Chief is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as Sailor Moon.
Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.
I have a challenge for any one who wants to do it. I have read a story that was inspired by a wrestling theme. So, I was wondering if anyone would like to do that.
I have gotten rid of the poll because I forgot all about it. Please forgive me.
However, I have plans to put up a new Naruto story very soon.
These are the stories in the 'New Whirlpool' Universe
New Whirlpool Vol. 1 and 2 (Vol. 1: 436 FAVES! 417 ALERTS! Vol. 2: 50 Faves and 56 Alerts)
Mashups: Jade Whirlpool (23 faves and 29 alerts)
Alternative Whirlpools (9 faves and 18 alerts)
Ninja Patriots (1 fave)
Future 'New Whirlpool' Universe Stories
My personal prayer
...Onward into the heart of battle
Hail Gods Of War!!
75 percent of NaruHina and SasuSaku fans have converted to NaruSaku. I'm proud to say I haven't! If you are one of the 25 percent who hasn't, copy this onto your sig!
If you're tired of Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, and High School Musical, copy and paste this to your page.
If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto are NOT Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile. Because they are NOT!!
If you do not support ANY gay couples in Naruto copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Senju-HiMe, NaruHinaFanboy
If you support Naruhina all the way then copy and paste this into your profile!!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, MavisClone101, PerfectionIsInTheEyes, Faith Crain, Kazeek, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, Raye Lynne, NaruHinaFanboy, Arsao Tome
If you worship manga, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS.
If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (I hear different voices)
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, NaruHinaFanboy, Arsao Tome
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that halfway down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA(and to help them gain world domination mu haha MU AHAHA) (ALL HAIL FANDOM!!)
DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!
(If you hate Danzo, copy and paste this chant on your profile!)
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Migoto Kitsune' Theme by Jose the Bronx Rican
This is my title...
No mercy for the weak, and especially for the ugly
I'm the most beautifullest thing in this world, and I'm the
My golden claw is what I call "3-finger salute"
I throw blows and kicks and every one of 'em connects
I'm a sight to behold,
I thought this was funny
Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Don't let this happen to you
Once upon a time, there was an amazing donkey, he could walk on his hind legs easily like a human, he could talk like a human and dress like a human. One day he figured that since he was as smart as a human he should be taught like one, so he went to a human school, K-12 he got straight 'A's, he went into college at 16 and gained 5 doctorates, but as he was going through school he tried to gain friends and lovers but he failed. So, after school, he had started one of the best companies in the world, thinking that money would gain him friends but that didn't work. Then like all life, his time had come and as he was dying in his huge manor he finally figured out one thing... No one likes a smartass.
Me, behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery-solving hippies that always had the munchies.
Repost, If you had this childhood and loved it!
Monster High and a Vampire ocs that aren't mine (will update):
As you all can tell Harry x Ginny is just not realistic to me and neither is Ron x Hermione. Come on J. K. really? You lead us on such an amazing journey for Six books and then decided to get really lazy for the seventh one and just put whatever together and expect us to be satisfied with it. Well, I say hell no, and we want our money back. Copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list if you are on board with the true Harry Potter movement: Xenotoneanwarrior37, Arsao Tome
Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, NarutoFanGurly, Fallen-Ryu, The Obsidian Blade, razorbackmike, Arsao Tome
Here are some of my favorite quotes
'Daddy? Were you ever in the Klan?'
'Nope, but your momma was. When she put on that white sheet, she looked like an iceberg.' -Smokey 3
'Mommy? Why does everybody have a bomb?' - Prince, 1999
'Winged freak terrorizes Gotham's underworld. Wait'll they get a load of me.'- Joker (Jack Nicholson) Batman, 1989
'Why So Serious?' - Joker (Heath Ledger) the Dark Knight, 2009
'Let's go do something.'
'Nah, you're not the right chromozone.'
'You have a dirty mind.' - Me and my friend, 2011
'I got County Mountie's to the left of me and Mountie Mountie's to the right.' - Smokey and the Bandit 2
'I got blisters on my fingers!' - Helter Sekelter
'You continue to do what you do, I'll just go back to beating off to porn.' - My friend
'When I said 7 on 7, I mean 7 on 7!' - Harry Potter in 'Fine Then!'
Well … I am either the craziest SOB to ever walk the earth or the bravest to have mouthed off to a psycho uber vampire and his boss. - Alexander Harris in Alexander Belmont
You've been screwing her haven't you? - Ami Techs(Potter) to Kyte Techs (Harry Potter) about Tyde, his computer in Cyber Tech
Oy, Harry, all you had to do was ask nicely if you wanted to get in my knickers. There was no need for the dramatics.
Very funny, Tonks. - Tonks and Harry Potter in 'It could only happen to Harry'.
Oh, so you're going to desert me now?
Three things Buffy: one; he's been my best friend since childhood. Two; you are a bitch. Three; He has cookies. - Buffy and Willow in a future episode of 'Reality Heroes'.
Oh my God! He's the Pope!" -Conan O'Brian about General Zod's 'Injustice' victory pose on his show.
"Hey, um..." Buffy opened her eyes and looked between her two friends. "Is it just me or is it weird how not-weird it is that we're all naked? Or that Xander's sporting the erection of god himself? And that it seems perfectly normal?" - Buffy to Willow in Ship of the line: Forever After Earth Ch. 2
THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, ThymistaclesTenshi Namikaze, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, nepo92, Arsao Tome
There is a scheme brewing up with the FF staff and they're planning to take
So on June 23rd, there will be an official Black Out. Authors will not log
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Copy and paste this into your story updates, communities and forums, and
Agato the Venom Host
The Dark Graven
Lord Orion Salazar Black
Kumo no Makoto
Korraganitar the NightShadow
Final Black Getsuga
Mystic 6 tailed Naruto
Darth Void Sage of the Force
Shiso no Kitsune
swords of twilight
bunji the wolf
Ying the Nine Tail Fox
Gin of the wicked smile
The wolf god Fenri
The Unknown 007
The Lemon Sage
Eon The Cat of Shadows
swords of dawn
The Immoral Flame
The First Kitsukage
Her Dark Poet
Shen an Calhar
Zero X Limit
Single Silver Eye
New Whirlpool Challenge
This is a challenge for anyone that wants to do this story.
Okay, here's the plot: During the Wave Mission, Kakashi almost kills Naruto. He [Naruto] lands into the sea and floats all the way to a new land called 'New Whirlpool', he was saved by, unknown to him at the time, his sister Hinaru who in turn asked for help by her fellow ninjas. One of them tells the Uzukage about their visitor and she, yes she, goes to the hospital to see him. She finds out that it was her son, because the Uzukage was Kushina Uzumaki, Naruto and Hinaru's mother.
Happy to see him, she demanded that he stays in New Whirlpool and become a ninja for them. Naruto agrees to it and finally getting training by someone who gives a damn about him. A week later, Naruto, Hinaru and another sister of his, Naruko had came to Tazuna's house waiting on Team 7, who were shocked he [Naruto] was back and they [Naruto and his sisters] had threatened Team 7. Just then Kushina showed up threatened to gut Kakashi for what he did to Naruto.
Naruto and Sasuke had got into it and it turned out that Naruto had three bloodlines that could trump the shiragan, the Bloodline eye which can copy any bloodline (e.g.: the shiragan), the Target eye which can find the perfect place to get a knockout or kill and the steel body which turns the user into a steel form (like Colossus from the X-Men).
After the battle of the bridge, in which Arashi, Minato's twin brother (I know, he's an OC), had brought in a platoon of ninjas and they won the bridge battle, Zabuza and Haku had joined New Whirlpool's shinobi military as the others went to Konoha along with Team 7 to get Naruto out of there, on their way out Hinata wanted to go with and she joined them. They weren't seen until the chunin exams.
By that time, Naruto and Hinata had gotten a new partner, Naruto's cousin Hagane as Team 7 got a new teammate, a young swordsman named Musaka Takeuchi. After beating the hell out of Danzo's ROOT and making it to the finals, Naruto, Hinata and Hagane made chunin. That was when Orochimaru and Sound attacked but Naruto knew about it thanks to Garra telling him and Hinata about it beforehand. So they fought them off, with the help of a scroll he had found in Namikaze manor.
As everyone else was fighting off Sound, Naruto was fighting Orochimaru since he wanted Naruto's Bloodline eye by the side of Sarutobi. Realizing that they need help, Naruto tried to summon the co-bosses of the contract but flipped the seals and instead of a boss he summoned his father. Minato kicked Orochimaru's ass and Naruto had summoned the bosses. Orochimaru, fed up with not getting what he wanted tried to kill Naruto when Sarutobi took the hit for the newly minted chunin. Thinking fast, Naruto placed Sarutobi's soul into a scroll and passed out as Orochimaru escaped and Kabuto got creamed by Minato.
During Sarutobi's funeral ROOT attacked with Danzo at the helm and the final fight was on. Danzo and Sai were killed and after finding out about what Danzo had planned, the remaining members of ROOT were arrested and sent to the Fire Country's prison.
After all this, Iruka was named the Fifth Hokage and had received help from Sarutobi's spirit and Minato. All of the Shinobi clans had left for New Whirlpool to become ninja for them.
Once back, Kushina had found out about Naruto getting hurt and poisoned. So she had ordered Hinata and a small group to go out and find Tsunade they had went with Jiraya, Dan who had survived and a friend of the Uzumaki's once they found her she basically almost killed Dan and got into a fight with Hinata who revealed that Naruto was her fiance and Tsunade's grandson.
She was of course stunned, meanwhile Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu and Hidan had tried for Naruto, not knowing the Kyubbi was removed from him. Kushina had told the Konoha council and Hiashi had confirmed it. New Whirlpool ninja had fought off the Akatsuki members, Kushina and Musaka's mother, Taicho had threatened to kill Kisame and the Akatsuki had left.
On the way back to New Whirlpool, Tsunade tried to get to know Hinata better and she told her what had happened and how upset she was at Naruto for not telling her he was injured. Tsunade was going to help him but first they had to deal with Orochimaru so they did and defeated him.
After they came back, Tsunade had healed Naruto and he was back up and running. Minato had returned to talk to Naruto and warned that if he ever got hurt and don't tell anyone the consequences would be dire.
Meanwhile in Konoha, Iruka had punished Kakashi, Sasuke and Sakura. They of course blamed Naruto and wanted to attack New Whirlpool which they did with Sound, Cloud, and Rock. Which they had lost, badly Naruto killing Sasuke, Minato killing Kakashi and Hinata taking Sakura down. At the end, Arashi proposed to Taicho and she said yes.
NarutoxHinata pairing (can be a harem if you want)
Alive!Rin (she can have a crush on Naruto if just Naruto/ Hinata. If harem she's in it.)
Bashing!Team 7(Kakashi, Sasuke, Sakura)
Triplet!Naruto(Hinaru and Naruko)
Powerful OCs that Konoha hates
Naruto must be able to use firearms and swords.
New Whirlpool must be like some major US coastal city.
Bloodline!Naruto and family.
Human Summoning Contract
Sarutobi's sealed into a contract
Alive!Dan and Nawaki
Four members of the Akatsuki must go after Naruto.
Kurama is gone from Naruto leaving his/her chakra in Naruto to keep him alive.
Hinata vs Tsunade to a standstill.
Costume party before the finals that turns the party-goers into who they were dressed as.
Naruto's guest at the party: Ino, Rin, Anko, Kushina, Hinaru, Naruko, Tora, Rimaru, Raiko and Arashi.
Orochimaru obsessed over Naruto's Bloodline eye.
Team 7 revenge
Kushina must have her own personal summon scroll
Summons in the Human Summon Scroll must be able to become living beings.
Hinata must form a group that would be able to protect Naruto out of love.
Naruto having a family
Suna must become allied with New Whirlpool
Lee beating Garra in the first round.
Naruto having a harem
Super!Ninjas a.k.a. Superheroes as ninjas
Current (is in 'our') technology in New Whirlpool
Rin being in too deep in her costume
Your own OCs
Breaking the fourth wall.
Kurama staying with the Uzumaki as human.(male or female)
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Top 10 Underrated Characters
Underrated characters; the best type of character there is. They aren’t bad characters, but they don’t have the same screen time as some of the others or the fame. They’re like, the middle child in a family with three kids. They aren’t the baby but they aren’t the eldest child either.
Criteria: Only characters I know of that get no respect by anyone or are forgettable or no one would think they should be in the series.
#10. Phil Coulson (From Avengers)
Phil Coulson is Fury’s, right-hand man. I first saw him in ‘Iron Man 2’. When I saw him I thought, ‘who in the hell is this guy?’ I mean he had to be a SHIELD agent, he came with Fury but then I saw him in the ‘Avengers’ and let me tell you. After Loki stabbed him with his scepter and on his last breath he fired that gun on him I was like, ‘Damn this is a bad ass right here.’ But the reason why he’s is so low on this list is because ABC came out with ‘Agents of SHIELD’ and he was the head agent on the show. So now he is getting the respect he deserves.
#9 Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze (From Naruto)
Come on! If you are going to name your anime after one character and then have almost everybody hate him over things he had no control over and making the rival be more loved then, why would you name your show after the character? Naruto is a shinobi with the nine-tailed demon fox sealed inside of him. The same nine-tailed fox demon, we learn that was not only in his mother (Kushina) but the first human sacrifice was his Grand Aunt Mito Uzumaki.
And to make matters worse, Mito was married to Hashirama Senju. Who is Hashirama Senju you ask? Only One Of The Founders Of Konoha, the exact same village that Naruto protects. So he has a little clout. If it were me, I'd basically dare them to kill me. So I’d let the fox destroy the very village it was supposed to protect. Danzo would be the first on my list over the fact that he wanted to turn me into a weapon.
#8 Harry Potter (From Harry Potter)
Another victim of 'Main character gets no respect syndrome'. Harry was the only one that could have destroyed one of the most terrible dark lords in the wizardry world but he was betrayed, abused and controlled by one old man. Albus Dumbledore, because of him Harry never reached his true potential as a wizard and decided to be manipulated by Dumbledore after he died. That's what really pissed me off. J.K., you should've known better.
#7 Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)
Now, unlike Naruto and Harry, Ranma basically knows he's the main focus of the series. He is one of the greatest martial artists in the world (in my opinion) and is very talented. But at a price, his parents are psychos. Simple as that, if you had to marry a girl, who when you first met her as a girl, she says she's glad that you aren't a guy something's wrong.
I know that I wouldn't want to marry her myself no matter what the cost.
#6 Luigi (Super Mario series)
Who wears green, is tall, fast and just had a year for him?
IT'S LUIGI MOTHERF*KER!
Yes, the green suited younger (?) brother of Nintendo's mascot is very underrated. It seems like he's a coward in 'Luigi's Mansion' and he never gets the girl. Even when they created Daisy so he would have a girlfriend, who had to rescue her? Mario.
So in the Epic Rap Battle against the Wright Bros he acted like DMX, almost, it was understandable.
But Luigi will always be Luigi.
(Okay, flame shield up)
#5 John Cena/ Santino Marella/ Zack Ryder (WWE)
Oh boy, okay I am a big-time wrestling fan. Have been for 20-25 years. Some of the storylines could've used some work, but whatever.
In the WWE there are not 1, not 2, but 3 underrated characters in there. Let's start with the 'Long Island Lothario', Zack Ryder.
Now I like him, he's the only guy I know of that could be the opposite of Pauly D. from Jersey Shore. He has a huge talent in 'Whiffer' and his moves are cool.
Next, what would you do if Vince McMahon picked you out of a crowd, allowed you to wrestle one of his wrestlers for a title and you win?
That's what happened to Santino Marella. When he first appeared in the WWE it was after Vince lost his hair to Trump @ Wrestlemania. They were in Italy and Vince pick Santino out and called him to the ring. Of course, he was with Umaga at the time and when it looked like Santino was going to lose, out came Bobby Lashley and help him win.
Santino’s career had exploded and he showed that he could hang with the best of them. His talent in sambo was very good.
Lastly, the one person that everyone say he’s not Superman. John Cena. Cena basically wanted to prove himself to the world and to Kurt Angle that he could be and deserves to be in the WWE so he went at Angle and impressed the world.
He’s been World Champion an epic 16 times. The reason why he is on this list is that I think there are more Cena haters than there are Cena lovers.
#4 Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Ah yes, ‘the Zeppo’. The one guy that basically could control ‘the one girl who could battle the dark’. Okay before you all start to jump down my throat, hear me out. There’s a reason why he’s on this list. The one MEGA fact why he’s on this list; he twinned the Slayer line by saving Buffy. That’s the reason why Faith is there.
#3 Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible)
The TRUE Mystical Monkey Master and holder of the ‘Lotus Blade’. He is the one Kim goes to for help and support. At the end of the series, he had defeated the aliens that attacked and basically saved the world. He is a hero in every sense of the word.
But, those ears….
#2 Kurtis Stryker (Mortal Kombat)
Mortal Kombat is one of the most vicious games, where you can kill your opponent. You have ninjas, monks, special forces guys, otherworldly beings, gods and you have Kurtis Stryker. Stryker is a good cop at the wrong place at the wrong time. He is the only human that doesn’t use ki attacks. All he needs is his basic police weapons and fought. Going to throw a spear? I’m going to shoot you… IN THE FACE! Ice? IN THE FACE! Kiss of death? I think it’s been best said in the Mortal Kombat Fatality, ‘Repeat after me; mmm, mmm, mmm I’m dead.’
Okay, here’s the one guy I believe is the most is:
#1 Santa Claus
(Scratch) Wait, hear me out here. The guy works only one night a year and that night is Jesus’ birthday. He busts his hump to give all the good boys and girls gifts with an army of elves and nine reindeer.
Some would say he’s in league with God and Jesus is jealous of him. But, he is god-like in his own right and frankly I think he could do anything and I’m not saying that because Christmas is a week away.
Here's something for a laugh:
Ron Weasley insults
Ron Weasley the kind of person who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
The joke is in your pants, Ron Weasley.
Ron Weasley can be also found in the dictionary as cause for STD.
Sasuke Uchiha insults
There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you Sasuke Uchiha there is no-sex.
Every time I see Sasuke Uchiha I instantly want to wake up from this nightmare.
With a face like Sasuke Uchiha I wish I was blind.
Made it with this:
Harry Potter complements
Harry James Potter you are a beautiful soul who brings a smile to everyone you meet.
Harry James Potter thank you for existing.
Harry James Potter your eyes are beautiful.
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