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Second Alliance by ImaniJoain reviews
A new threat has breached the peace left in the wake of Naraku's defeat. This time, it will be Sesshomaru who must propose an alliance to defeat an enemy he has no experience with, a death that claims humans and demons alike. Only his half-brother's strange miko truly understands the danger, and she is the key to conquering it. 2013 Dokuga and 2014 Feudal Association Award Winner.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 379,652 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Surrender Unto Me by TimeLady S0nya reviews
"Did anyone ever tell you that you'd make a pretty woman?" Once those words left her mouth, I knew I either wanted to tear her to pieces and spread them to all four corners of the land or laugh. I decided on silence least she say anything else rude. (What is Sesshomaru to do when a smart-mouthed woman in the form of the last twin tailed wolf alive suddenly appears in his life?)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,430 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sesshomaru, OC - Complete
Paper Cranes by midori Haru reviews
Meeting, attraction, courting, commitment. For most of the world relationships form in the normal fashion from start to culmination. Naturally normal isn't enough for Sesshoumaru. And he wonders why he runs into problems trying to build a relationship from the wrong end.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 311,031 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For My Pride and Your Promise by eftee reviews
It’s said that if you separate the Vessel from the Keeper, all hell will break loose. It’s only natural that Hell not only breaks loose, but spills over when the Vessel and Keeper awake to find they were separated for over a hundred years. SasuNaru GaaSak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,666 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yakuza 101 by eftee reviews
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, a normal, ramen-loving, orange-obsessed teenager. Or at least, he would be normal if it wasn't for the fact that he's in the yakuza. Naruto!yakuza style. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,676 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Deja Vu by eakoandcompany reviews
My name is Gabrielle Spring i go to Forks middle school. My life is pretty average that was until the second I laid eyes on Dmitri Cullen, the son of Bella and Edward Cullen. Then it changed. So why does it seem like dejavu? I know bad summery. plez read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 4,205 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My One And Only reviews
Sakura is tired of feeling weak! So when the most powerful people she knows of kidnapp her will she try to escape or will she stay with them to gain more power? I know it sounds like Sasuke! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.