Name: Sarrah

Age: 19

Lives: In Australia

Interests: Fighting (martial arts), drawing, reading, painting, eating, sleeping, hanging out, buying too many books to read and asking people where they think I'm from XD Apparently I have an accent that's not Australian. My favourites are being told I'm from Holland, France or England XD

Fave animes/manga: Bleach, Tsubasa Chronicles, Prince of Tennis, xxxHolics, Loveless, Pretty Cure, Pretty Face, Otomen, Claymore, Onegai Twins, Death Note, Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Lucky Star, Vampire Game, Ouran Host Club, Yu-Gi-Oh!, DBZ, Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Princess Princess, Junjou Romantica, Sekai-Ichi Hatsukoi, Naruto and more

Fave books: Mercy Falls trilogy, Harry Potter (minus the last one), Abarat, Bloody Jack, Dragonlinks, the Moorehawke trilogy, the Mortal Instruments trilogy, anything by Marcus Sedgwick and far too many more to name

Fave characters:

Yu-Gi-Oh! – Seto, Anzu and Jounouchi

DBZ – Vegeta, Miri Trunks, Goten, Buu, Zarbon, 17 and 18

Sailor Moon – Usagi, Hotaru, Chibi-Usa, Zoicite, Helios, Haruka, Minako and Seiya

Cardcaptors – Sakura, Tomoyo, Syaoran, Kero, Yue and Touya

Harry Potter – Hermione, Severus, Draco, Lucius, Blaise, Tom Riddle, Remus and Tonks

Death Note – L, Mello, Matt and Good!Light

Host Club - Haruhi, Tamaki, Kouya and Hikaru

Inuyasha - Kagome, Inuyasha, Kirara, Sesshomaru and Rin

Bleach - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Hitsaguya, Gin, Rukia, Stark, Zaraki, Yachiru and Byakuya

Prince of Tennis - Eiji, Ryoma, Atobe, Kirihara, Shinji, Mizuki, Jirou, Hyoutei and Fuji

Fave Pairings:

Sakura K/ Syaoran L

Usagi/ Vegeta

Anzu M/ Seto K

Inuyasha/Kagome

Sesshomaru/Kagome

T Histaguya/Rukia K

G Ichimaru/T Hitsugaya

Ichigo K/Rukia K

Ulquiorra C/Rukia K

L/Light Y

Mello/Matt

Eiji/Oishi

Ryoma/Kirihara

Ryoma/Atobe

Ryoma/Eiji

Atobe/Jirou

Gakuto/Oshitari

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is trying to steal my shoe. Now im running for my life, cuz the red one has a knife.

Put in bold those that are true for you:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

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We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cursing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Atobe Keigo
2. Kirihara Akaya
3. Atukagawa Jirou
4. Kikumaru Eiji
5. Echizen Ryoma
6. Fuji Syuusuke
7. Mukahi Gakuto
8. Marui Bunta
9. Oishi Syuichiro
10. Oshitari Yuushi
11. Yukimura Seiichi
12. Echizen Ryoga

Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Fuji/Yukimura)
...No I haven’t… and I would probably be too scared to; secret sadists should not be together – the world just might end XD

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Eiji)
VERY HOT!! :p though he's more cute then anything really… the lil neko boy that he is =^_^=

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Ryoga/Marui)
WTFF?! Ryoga would be running to be a ‘monk’ with his dad, Ryoma would quit, Jirou would be a sad little fanboy, which would mean a VERY pissed off Atobe would hunt down both Ryoga AND Marui for making his Jirou cry… with Marui demanding very strange and obscure sweets all the while

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9? (Oishi)
Hmmmmm http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1969075/1/The_Other_Half though its just as much about Eiji as it is him :)

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Akaya/Fuji)
No. Hell no. Akaya’s probably secretly terrified of him (along with everyone else) and Fuji might accidently-on-purpose kill him DX

5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Ryoma/Oishi or Ryoma/Oshitari)
Ryoma/Oshitatri. And that’s only because Oishi is Eiji’s damnit!!

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Gakuto, Akaya/Ryoga)
He would find Atobe and complain that he and Oshitari could have used him for a perfectly good threesome and damnit, why did he send him to the bratling of Rikkai?! Because Gaku/Yuu are called the ‘dirty pair’ for a reason ;p

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.(Jirou/Oshitari)
Gakuto dared Oshitari to keep Jirou awake for longer the ten minutes without using anything tennis related. He just didn’t think that he would do that to do so…

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Atobe/Marui)
Jashin-sama I hope not .

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Gakuto/Ryoga)
Coming Home. Ryoga comes back to Japan thanks to Atobe and Gakuto helps him get ready to face his family.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Eiji/Atobe)
...would Atobe let himself be topped by anyone? XD Anosa… Atobe was sick of being in control… and Eiji was naïve enough to agree to ‘help’ him? I DON’T KNOW!!

Does any of your friends read 7 slash? (Gakuto)

No...

Does any of your friends read 3 het? (Jirou)
I don’t think any of my friends read any Jirou centric fics… just me :p but those are always yaoi ones…

Does any of your friends write or draw 11? (Yukimara)
Nopes

Would any of your friends write 2/4/5? (Akaya/Eiji/Ryoma)
Itachi-chan?? If I promise to work harder on your (now very late) birthday fic??

What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Oshitari)
"GAKUTO~!"and still somehow draw out his kansai-ben XD (because, seriously, is ANYONE in Hyotei straight?)

If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Marui)
Candyman... XD;;

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Atobe/Fuji/Ryoga)
Crack. Sheer and utter crack.

What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Jirou/Oshitari)
"Ne~ Yuushi? I’m too excited from practice to sleep… could you help tire me out?" O_O” and Jirou probably wouldn’t even realise what he was asking, even while Oshitari… ‘helps’

When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Ryoma)
Week or so ago... Yay for Royal pairing!!

What is 6's super-secret kink? (Fuji)
Dominatrix? Bondage? XD …he seems the type :3

Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Yukimura/Oishi)
No… but if he did he would have to be drunk… and Oishi would have to be twice as drunk to do something both so irresponsible and so harmful to Eiji.

If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Jirou/Gakuto)
They would both probably want to bottom so they can be ‘pampered’ by them other (as has been done so to them by Atobe and Oshitari respectively) so they would flip a coin or something ^.^

"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people who might read it. Name one person who should write it."

"Atobe Keigo and Oishi Syuichiro are in a happy relationship until Oishi suddenly runs off with Eiji. Atobe, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Yukimura and a brief, unhappy affair with Ryoga, then follows the wise advice of Ryoma and finds true love with Jirou." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it."

Title: Working it Out (because that order could actually work in a really messed up way :p)
Three people who would read it: ... Itachi-chan?? Rhi-chan??? Maybe maybe maybe Tora-chan??
A person who should write it: ANYONE!!!!

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Gakuto/Marui)
Kinda scared for their teams... especially Hyotei with Jirou’s reaction of either sadness or immense happiness that Marui has to hang around more often. Which Atobe would promptly ban XD

Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? (Fuji or Yukimura)
They would be even XD after each class they’d swap ways to terrorise the students into listening and that would be that.

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Akaya)
Hells yeah he’s hot. In an insane-crazy-sweet-but-not-really way XP

12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Ryoga, Marui)
Ryoga sends Marui on an epic mission for oranges!!! And fails awfully when Marui brings back a large range of overly sweet orange based sweets rather then the actual fruit. Ryoga gets annoyed and searches on his own while Marui eats his spoils XD

What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Ryoma)
Mouthing off to Atobe and gloating about shaving his hair off. Cause Atobe has The Powers~~!! Ore-sama no bigi ni yoi na! XDD

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Gakuto or Marui)
I’m not entirely sure I’d be safe with either of them... I’d pick Gakuto though, since Oshitari would be following behind or would have asked Atobe to hire a ninja bodyguard for him or something :D

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-Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing"Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Forty Ways to Worry the Pizza Boy

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

Light
You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
x You are obsessed.
x Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total:3

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
xYou walk/sit curved.
You are a genius.
x You have dark circles around your eyes.
You are thin no matter what you eat.
x You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 5

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
x You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 1

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress dark and tight clothes. (dark yes, tight, NO!)
x You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit. (Just a little)

Total: 5

Matt
x You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
x You are always relaxed.
xYou are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 4

Near
You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
x You have Peter Pan syndrome. (completly, I never wanna grow up!)
x You love to wear pajamas.
You are very intelligent.
x You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (Sounds kinky 0_0)
x Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 4

Mikami
You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
xYou use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 1

Ryuk
You love apples.
x You are bored.
You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
x When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides. (depends on if it's something stupid)
x You are a little bit crazy and weird. (a little...?)

Total: 4

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
xYou always see someone’s good side. (more or less their good intentions..)
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
x You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 3

Yay I’m a strange combination of L and Mello! ^_^

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I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or "emo".
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN/PAGAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH~ish~, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be rich, obnoxious, and self-centered
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a witch
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm EMOTIONAL so I MUST be an emo who cuts my wrists.
I KEEP TO MYSELF so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe. (It's called being a girl)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm ORTHODOX so I MUST hate Muslims.
I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm Black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love CARS so I MUST be a man.
I'm SUICIDAL so I MUST have a crappy life.
I have a CRAPPY LIFE so I MUST be suicidal.
I like ANIME, so I MUST be ASIAN. (or vice versa)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIEN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE. Bold are the ones that apply to me~

Fave Bleach Quotes ever!

Tell me, Ichigo. What is the difference between a King and the Horse he rides?- Hichigo Shirosaki

I don't expect a Substitute Soul Reaper like you to understand.-Toshiro Hitsugaya

Remember when you said that if i answered all your questions that you'd do whatever I asked you to?- Senna

Why do your drawings abnormally suck?- Ichigo Kurosaki

As you pass into the next life feel honored that you perished by my bankai.- Byakuya Kuchiki

Ichigo, what a complete amature you are!!- Hichigo Shirosaki

That wasn't even the one i ordered! I asked for Chappy the Rabbit!!- Rukia Kuchiki

You must always be courtious when you're a freeloader.- Kon

Yo. You rang?- Hichigo Shirosaki

I am...a zanpakuto.- Muramasa

You said miracles only happen once. So what are they the second time?- Ichigo Kurosaki

That wasn't very nice. Ichigo Kurosaki, I believe you killed my hat.- Kisuke Urahara

Instinct...- Ichigo Kurosaki

It's your own damn fault for falling asleep in the middle of the street!- Renji Abarai

Ah, this reminds me of the story of a red-nosed Soul Reaper that lit the way on a foggy Christmas Eve night.-Ichigo Kurosaki

My boobs almost suffocated!!- Rangiku Matsumoto

Shut your big fat mouth.- Senna

I swore that I would protect her and I swore it on my soul!!- Ichigo Kurosaki

I'd prefer that we weren't connected at all but it would be awkward if he were to die. So i'll kill you instead!- Hichigo Shirosaki

It's not Toshiro. It's Captain Hitsugaya, alright?- Toshiro Hitsugaya

Yaay, Kenny!!- Yachiru Kusajishi

Come back and fight me, Ichigo!- Kenpachi Zaraki

Let me out! I can kick both their asses!- Hichigo Shirosaki

I just hope this Ichigo doesn't get used to calling me by my first name. I find his lack of respect...disturbing.-Byakuya Kuchiki

I will stand in heaven.- Sosuke Aizen

Now what I wanna know is who the shit are you?!- Hichigo Shirosaki

I think it's a cute little circle, Renji.- Ichigo Kurosaki

You think you can beat me? Come back in 2,000 years!-Renji Abarai

I hate those goddamn eyes!!- Grimmjow Jeaquerjaqs

Fight me Ichigo! Let's have a classic fight to the death!- Kenpachi Zaraki

I have no mercy for lowly worms!!- Arturo Plateado

Wat's your rewationship with Itsygo?- Nel

I AM ZANGETSU!!- Hichigo Shirosaki

EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WHEN YOU'RE CELEBRATING!!-Rangiku Matsumoto

I AM THE SEXTA!!-Grimmjow Jeaquerjaqs

I have know about you...since you were born.- Sosuke Aizen

If I ever find the slightest weakness, the smallest opening, i'm going to knock you down and crush your skull like an egg!!-Hichigo Shirosaki

You're one creepy kid.-Gin Ichimaru

Could it be that, somewhere in your heart, you've already given up?- Gin Ichimaru

Hey, it's been a long time, eh King?-Hichigo Shirosaki

What you want to protect isn't what I want to protect...-Tensa Zangetsu

O o IMA FIRING MY LAZOR!!
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You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say BLEACH

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think tat those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

IchiRukia ALL THE WAY!!

If you believe that Chuck Norris is actually Kenpachi Zaraki in disguise, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that the world will end when Kenpachi gets a shikai, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Bleach Vampire fics r awesome, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If u think I'M mad, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If u believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Gin is good at heart, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat with a cool name, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you think that Disneyland and Disneyworld are the coolest places on Earth, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile

If you have ever tried to perform alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or by clapping your hands paste this into your profile. (guilty...T^T)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

You know you're obsessed with anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. (Do NOT make me list them all...)

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. (heh heh heh...oops...)

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). (Online, yes...)

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. (short too... eeeeeeeeeee Ichimaru Gin~!)

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. (hangs head in shame)

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (Something like that...)

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. (Guilty...)

17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (No, but I've called plenty of people Baka before...)

19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. (It's my first, sadly)

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. (Oh hells yes!)

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. (Wait...it's not?)

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters.

31: (at request of a friend) You have sucessfully pulled your grandparents into anime and they share a birthday with their fave character.

Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

MOO... I'm a fish

Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do

Love isn't about joy, its about endurance

Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters? L, Mello, Matt, Beyond Birthday and Light before he went round the bend.

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings. L/Light and Mello/Matt

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan? Yaoi…

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? No but I would.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any: A t-shirt, the anime, the whole manga series, some keychains and the two novels Change the World and Another Note

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character? No. But I would love to have a boyfriend like Mello… or Matt, were it possible…

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near? Matt/Mello.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa? Light/L.

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair? Hell no.

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end? Because he was sick of all the shit that Kira caused.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people? I can see his logic and where he’s coming from by wanting the world to be crime-free but using the death note makes someone go crazy… I’m sure that’s a small point that Ryuk forgot to mention. Did you see Light in the last episode?

12. Your favourite Wammy kid? Mello!

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira? Anti.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far? Yup yup.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Read the above.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD? No. ADD means you can’t pay attention. Misa can pay attention; she's your stereo typical fangirl, after all.

17. Sub or Dub? Sub, the dub voices kill me -_- specially with what they did to L and Mello’s voice.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa? Anti.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's? Near… at first. Mello's after.

20. Do you even know who BB is? ^_^ The reason why L goes by Ryuuzaki: Beyond Birthday.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy beast =P

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Mello. It's the hair.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome? Disturbed. I wont insult other weird people like me by grouping him with us. =)

24. Which character would be the best OOC? Hhmm…. Misa….. it’d be cool to see her not be annoying.

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics? Duh?

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics? Not as of yet.

27. Do you like lemons? Wouldn’t you like to know?

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters? They know enough.

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series? No.

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes? Not yet

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note? Yes ^_^

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it? Not yet… but one did recognise the shirt.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' I wish.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades? Nope.

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note? Nope. Well, not yet...

36. Do you want to own a Death Note? If only to say I did. And if Ryuk was the Shinigami.

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently? Yes. I wish that L hadn’t died and that he ended up catching Kira.

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? Not as of yet. Just some dodgy scribbles when I should be learning XD

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar? Yes. Yes he is.

40. Do you have a Death Note OC? Nope. =)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Let's just say that I saw and I couldn't resist it. :3

I. FAVORITES

1. First off! What is your favorite school(s)?

Hyoutei and Seigaku

2. Who is your favorite player(s)?

Kikumaru Eiji, Echizen Ryoma, Fuji Syuusuke, Atobe Keigo, Kirihara Akaya, Tōyama Kintarō, Ibu Shinji, Oshitari Yuushi, Mukahi Gakuto and Akutagawa Jirou

3. What is your favorite tennis move(s)?

Hmmm the thing Eiji does so there's two of him playing, Ryoma's Cool Drive (Drive C), Fuji's Triple Counters (the old ones and upgrades), Kin-chan's tornado thing, Atobe's Koori no Seikai and Hametsu e no Rondo, Jirou's Magic Volley's and Kirihara's Knuckle Serve.

4. Who is your favorite doubles pair(s)?

Kikumaru Eiji and Oishi Shuichiro~!

5. What is your favorite tennis game(s) in the series (who vs. who)?

Kikumaru Eiji vs. Kai Yūjirō, Echizen Ryoma vs. Yukimura Seiichi, Kirihara Akaya vs. Fuji Syuusuke and Echizen Ryoma vs. Atobe Keigo

6. What is your least favorite school(s)?

That all foreign team in the OVA's...

7. Who is your least favorite player(s)?

Yukimura Seiichi and Sanada Genichirou

8. What is your least favorite tennis move(s)?

Hadoukyuu, Drive A and the Tezuka Phantom thing.

9. Who is your least favorite doubles pair(s)?

Momoshiro Takeshi and Echizen Ryoma. Can they really be called a doubles pair??

10. What is your least favorite tennis game(s) in the series (who vs. who)?

Echizan Ryoma vs. Horio and Oishi-Kikumaru Pair vs. Niou-Yagyuu Pair

11. Favorite pair(s) (homosexual or straight)?

Adorable Pair, Golden Pair, Royal Pair, Brat Pair, Dirty Pair and Neko/Cat Pair

12. Least favorite pair(s) (homosexual or straight)? Why?

There's quite a few but their all between minorish characters so I can't really be bothered listing them.

13. Any crack pairing(s)?

I'm pretty sure most of the pairings I like a count as crack...

14. Any weird pairing(s)?

-Ryuuzaki Sumire/Ryoma. HA! Top that!- (said by MyInfernalInsanity) Oji/Ryoma. HA! I win! I must now go and wash my mind of the images. XD

15. Favorite story arc(Kantou Tournament, Nationals)?

Every single one of them! But mostly the Houtei ones XD

16. Favorite catchphrase(s)?

'Mada Mada Dane', 'Lucky~~', 'Ecstasy!', 'I'll dye you red', 'Puri', 'Your a hundred years too early to beat me', 'I'm On The Rhythm~~!', 'Nya!', 'Hoi hoi!', 'Ore-sama no bigi ni yoi na' and 'Ahn?'

17. Favorite TeniMyu(s)?

Anything with First Cast Seigaku, Dream Live 3rd and the two Hyoutei matches.

18. Least Favorite TeniMyu(s)?

Don't have one.

19. Favorite TeniPuri Family(s) and episode(s)?

I cannot pick one.

10. Least Favorite TeniPuri Family(s) and episode(s)?

Doesn't exsist.

21. Favorite Soundtrack(s)?

Charm wa Point XD

22. Least Favorite Soundtrack(s)?

Don't have one.

23. Best Filler Episode(s)?

The chibi episodes, the Prince of Bowling and Billiards and Eiji's Chocolates visit gone wrong.

24. Crappiest Filler Episode(a)

The date with the 6 year old and Fuji.

II. TO BELIEVE OR NOT TO BELIEVE

1. Do you believe in the Ryoma/Sakuno Theory?

It never even existed and I don't believe what doesn't exsist.

2. Do you think Atobe is gay?

Are you blind?! He is as gay as Mizuki, if not more. - I saw no reason to change this answer ~^_^~

3. Is the Rikkaidai Captain the bottom in his 'relationship' with his Vice-Captain?

Yes. The other way can't be done. Deal.

4. Are all doubles players in love with their respective partners?

Probably the partners that never change. Kaido has some explaining to do otherwise...

5. Is there any team that can beat Seigaku?

Uhh... No. Unless they brought the ace's from every other team together... I really want them to do that now...

6. Is Jirou a narcoleptic?

No, he just sleeps everywhere. Like me :P

7. Can Kabaji speak?

His voice can only be heard if Ore-sama commands it XD

8. Why is Sengoku 'Lucky'?

Cause he can pretend to be Son Goku from DBZ. The man doesn't know how to lose.

9. Does Dan like Akutsu?

He heroworships him, yes.

10. Does Horio really have 'two years of tennis experience'?

Hell. No.

11. Is TeniMyu crap or just plain brilliant?

Brilliant is a mild way to describe the awesomness of the musicals~!

12. Is Fuji really in love with his buchou?

Yeah, probably.

13. Should PoT be a shounen-ai anime?

Can't beleive I'm agreeing to this o.O

III. CHOOSE ONE

1. Seigaku, Rikkai, Hyotei, Rokkaku, Yamabuki, St. Rudolph, Fudoumine, Shitenhouji, St. Rudolph, Josei Shonan or Higa?

Hyoutei.

2. Golden Pair (Eiji/Oishi) or Silver Pair (Shishido/Ootori)?

Golden Pair.

3. Sakuno Ryuzaki or Ann Tachibana?

Ann.

4. Sanada, Atobe or Tezuka?

Atobe.

5. MomoRyo or RyoSakuno?

MomoRyo.

6. Royal (Atobe/Ryoma) or Imperial (Tezuka/Atobe)?

Royal!

7. MomoRyo or KaidohInui?

MomoRyo

8. Left-handed player or right-handed player?

I think... Both?

9. Tango (Sanada/Atobe) or Waltz (Yukimura/Atobe)?

None

III. ANSWER THIS YOU SHALL

1. List all of the Characters you've fallen for.

Jirou, Eiji, Atobe, Kirihara.

2. List all the moves that you wished you could do.

First of all, i would like to learn how to play tennis and then we will talk about moves.

3. Pick ONE character that you would like to meet in person.

Jirou. (WHY IS IT ONLY ONE?!)

4. Any crossovers in mind?

Maybe Host Club, Harry Potter or Yu-Gi-Oh!...

5. Any lookalikes in other animes?

Fuji and Ichimaru from Bleach.

6. Which tennis match showdown would you die to see?

Ryoma vs. Everyone and Jirou vs. Atobe.

7. Any person you would like to have a match with?

If I had superhuman tennis skills? Jirou, Eiji or Atobe.

8. The schools you want to be a part of the tennis club.

Hyoutei or Seigaku.

9. What do you like about PoT?

Everything.

10. Why is PoT the best anime there is?

A lot of hot boys in one place. And because of their musical equivilants ^_^ *coughTutiKazukiTakuyaNagayamacough*

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10 Reasons Why You Should Love Sakura:

1.) She's beautiful

2.) She's Strong

3.) She KICKS ASS! CHA!!

4.) She reflects on herself.

5.) She knows when a friendship is over.

6.) She broke out of her shell

7.) She was never useless

8.) She saved Sasuke and Naruto, both, from themselves.

9.) She's an awesome medic ninja!!

10.) She's not emo or shy. She knows who she is and is not afraid to show it; Or afraid to show who she loves. She may have faltered in a few episodes and people don't like it when she hits the guys, but face it anti-Sakura fans, Naruto would not be Naruto without what Sakura has done. She's superior.

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Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

You know you live in 2007 when,

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this ice ice _ --ummm still not cool, even then.

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

You had slap bracelets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
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Forty-Six laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito; I found it on Lithius's profile.

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of InherentCombustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as theStormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial artsmaneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurtsomeone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off theafore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary(Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like pilotingmecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is becauseAnime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First CorollaryUnfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot ofbloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing amecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives