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Joined 08-17-07, id: 1353736, Profile Updated: 03-06-14
Author has written 2 stories for Legend of Zelda.

I do like to write, but I'm very slow at it and please don't throw digital things at me because I don't update every week. Or month. Or year. I'm working on it, but I'm actually pretty busy (coughplayingSkyrimcough), or not.

I think it might be my undiagnosed ADHD.

My Stories:

Silent Night. Check it out, some people like it. Written years ago when I was experimenting.

Diary of a Cowgirl. I am not longer working on this (3.7.14). I'm sorry I am so cruel. I got lazy and grew up and the story no longer resonates.

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Dust to Dust by Quillweave reviews
A young woman finds herself in a tangled web of love, family and betrayal, and her story is weaved amongst them. Lucien/OC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,332 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Lucien L.
Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright by callalili reviews
The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,908 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Altaïr
A Lesson in Restoration by Amadaun reviews
It's only a healing spell. It's only a quick lesson. What could possibly happen? After all, isn't Martin a priest? A story told from four different voices. Rated M for sexual content and mature themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,754 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Martin S., Baurus
Dark Devotion by Amadaun reviews
A whore becomes an assassin. A healer becomes a killer. Loneliness becomes family becomes devotion. A twisted little story about a twisted little girl.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lucien L., Vicente V.
Schooled by Moon Prynces reviews
AU From learning Sex Ed at age five to understanding the difference between being lonely and being alone, Link is taught more than one possibly should from his best friend – Zelda. Life's a classroom: always teaching and being taught. friendship/romance
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Chameleon Stone by Lupi Loop reviews
*COMPLETED YAY* The Legend of an unstable Link, a long-suffering Zelda and a special Ganondorf who loves Seeing Stones and baths with his Rubber Ducks, as they go head-to-head with a fallen goddess for the power to make dreams reality. mayhem & zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,333 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Link - Complete
Changes by Sailor Silver Moon reviews
Chihiro left the Spirit World changed...but what if she had changed too much? Now in high school, she finds her actions gravitating around one boy. One oddly familiar, frustratingly handsome boy. CxH
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,343 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Forged in Darkness: A Dark Brotherhood Tale by Raven Studios reviews
Sarielle left home and walked straight into the arms of the Dark Brotherhood. Now with a traitor threatening the only family she can belong to, Sarielle finds herself one of two who can stop the traitor. Rated T for adult themes, violence, and language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 258,218 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Vanity and Hunger by lirance reviews
“I am Quetzalcoatl’s hunger.” Altair is the lonely pilgrim, but there's blood on his robe and sin is always hungry, and somehow, he's not sure if any of them will ever leave this alive. In the back of his mind, Desmond finds slow insanity.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Some Other Benefits of Hiding by Pheonicia reviews
A Meh Ayleidon tribute. Sort of. Rated M for adult themes, horrific slash pairings, the mocking of romance novels, rampant OOCness, bad euphemisms, and being horribly squicky. Flee while you still can.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Prophecy of Seven by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
A different take on several classic fairy tales. This time, it's the princesses who must defeat the evil queen and save their princes. When seven princesses join together to fulfill a prophecy, will it be enough to save the day?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/28/2006
The Writings of a Scandal by VictoireFaye reviews
She escaped with him, away from life and sin. She would mar the history books, a creature more of love than propriety. She etched the final chapter into what would live as the finest scandal Hyrule ever breathed. Summer sun rising be damned. Zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Sanguine by Morrigain Sangre reviews
He was at the door.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Chance by Lyxie reviews
I’d figured you’d probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,982 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Three Hunters Revamped by elfchicks reviews
What were Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli after at the beginning of The Two Towers?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Being Backstage by Kealilah reviews
Kagome and InuYasha hate each others guts. She’s a normal school girl and he’s a trillion dollar super star. The problem: Their families are best of friends. Complete
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 154,024 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Destiny of a Not So Final Fantasy by Shadray reviews
What happens when a practically insane kid from Earth is brought to Spira and joins Yuna's pilgrimage? I'll tell you what: angry stampedes, love, cat fights, creepy people crawling out of TVs, and most of all, destiny. Oh, AND an actual plotline! n.n
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,839 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005
Avid by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"Perhaps I can be so bold as to enquire about the 'why' of your nakedness?" He slowed down and smirked at her question. "Why, Zelda, dost my ears deceive me or are you jealous of my shower head?" AU Zelink. Rated 15 & up, to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
StraitJackets Only by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A lollilicious collection of insanely terrifying situations in which the Mediator Characters have been thrown into. Read only if you are two French Fries short of a Happy Meal.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2006
F l a s h l i g h t by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Nathan Blake. Robin Lawrence. Charles Austin. Bart Ford. Four boys, all dead. A violently haunted exboarding school. A fire in 1969. A man named Cole to run from. A mystery to be solved...and a love to be determined. Busy, aren't we Suze? [FINISHED]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 446,760 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
Above the Tide by CrazygurlMadness reviews
He remembered the words, the wise promise of a new hope, of a future, uttered in the last breaths of the man, even as his kingdom was crushed by torrents of water, a flood only gods could imagine. TetraxLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Ordinary Story by Lyxie reviews
AU LZ fluff! Meet Zelda, misunderstood 16 year old female, and meet Link, her new guardians' son. Oh dear... Chaos and humiliation ensue. Next chapter, number... EEK! The galaxy rips open and chaos rules. Not really, but that would be better than this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,386 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Link, Zelda
Queen of Pirates by Michelle Lancaster reviews
A decade after Windwaker, Tetra is looking for herself…and on the way, she runs into someone else. Complete
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,734 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Tetra, Link - Complete
SHOCK! by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A collection of Lolly's insanity. DON'T READ unless you're well on the way to losing it, yourself. Slashy humour, foot fetishes, murder-by-pillow...and Fabio. What more could you want? (Title change. Suits it better, hehe.)
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Cinderella, A True Story by LolliliciousLolly reviews
This is the way it REALLY happened, folks. Disclaim the first paragraph to Roald Dahl. Ze reste es ALL MOI! MUAHAHAHA. HIGHLY SCHIZOPHRENIC
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Rebel Assassin by Split Infinitive reviews
Everything you thought you knew about the Legend was false. Link is a Royal Assassin for Ganondorf Dragmire. His target? A certain princess and her poverty stricken family.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,944 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11031 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Go to Sleep, Hero by Startide Risen reviews
Disguised as Sheik, Zelda goes to meet Link after his defeat of the Fire Temple. A peek into her psyche.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
The Apprentice by Split Infinitive reviews
A power mad King, plotting behind the scenes, a Queen in distress, determined to stop him, and a Hero under a self imposed exile. Post Majora's Mask fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 180,854 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Kompeitou Sky by Mandarin Huntress reviews
A one-shot labor of love, which—while starting as a self-respecting, plot-oriented, reflective piece—inevitably ends as a Chihiro/Haku sap-fest. That's not such a bad thing, though.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Complete
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Diary of A Cowgirl reviews
“Can I help you?” asked a low, velvety voice. I sort of jumped and turned around, slightly shocked. It was Link. He was lying on the ground under an orange Hum-V with a box of tools beside his shirtless, oiled body. Did I mention he was covered in oil? ML
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Malon, Link
Silent Night reviews
Zelda wondered what it was like to be in love. Perhaps something would happen tonight, at the Holiday Ball... Zelink Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Zelda, Link - Complete