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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

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Lessons of the Heart by Nollie Marie reviews
AH Edward is a self-center semi-playboy who needs a huge wake-up call about life, which he gets right away when his sister drags him w/ her on one of her charity rounds through hospitals where he meets Bella Swan, who just may be dying. Read & Review plez
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,548 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
I shouldn't love you, but I do by Edwardluver67 reviews
Isabella Swan is a troubled teen with a secret. Charlie warns her to straighten up and arranges tutoring for the classes she is behind on. Will her teacher, Mr. Edward Cullen figure out the problem that troubles Bella? What lines will be crossed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,369 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
McAllister Prep by creativemind111 reviews
Welcome to McAllister Prep, where the richest of the richest attend.Bella's new there and she meets the breathtaking Edward Cullen...who she hates already. Is there no hope for them? Rated T Just in case. I added two of my characters in here. So Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,910 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/2/2008
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 3,716 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Intentions by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A cold night and a lonely walk home. Tempting aroma and painful thirst. A foolish girl and a hungry predator. Love blooms and danger takes it's toll.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Max moves to Forks by Del3195 reviews
Max gets kidnapped, and it turns out that the Flock doesn't want her anymore. Max goes to live with her mom, but she has gotten married! When Max moves with her mom to Forks for her husband, what happens when she's not the only freak around? Please R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Max
Mute by Lion.Lovin.Lamb reviews
AU. Bella hasn't spoken a word since the accident - 6 years ago. In a bid to start a fresh, her mother sends her to live with her dad in Forks. There she is the freak to the other kids. Apart from the mysterious Edward Cullen, who helps unlock her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,213 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To go beside you, Is where I want to be by Axena reviews
AU. One hundred years after they were separated, six friends roam the earth unaware of each others existence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 8,986 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternity by ix3frogger reviews
Its been 20 years since Edward left Bella, 20 years since Victoria turned her into a vampire. Every second of her life has been an unbearable hell. But what if Edward came back into her life? Would she let him, or has he hurt her too deeply?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unseen, Yet Believable by xoEnviousLust reviews
My name is Bella. I am your average girl, with average brown hair and eyes. Yet I suffer from your not so average disorder...I am blind. EdxBella, EdwardxBella, AlicexJasper, RosexEmmett, Vampire Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,173 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
My Overactive Conscience by hlf insn insmnc reviews
When Alice sees an unbelievable vision, things fall apart for the Cullens. Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,315 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
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Herbal Essence reviews
It's April 20th and a time to party. Does Bella have to take a ball to the face, literaly, just to find Edward? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Classroom Boredom reviews
A/H: Oneshot- How does Edward Cullen go from being in math class bored out of his mind, to being in Bella's shower when no one is home? read and find out... Disclaimer: dont own anything but the random people. SM owns! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
White Walls reviews
When Edward left Bella never got better and was sent to a mental hospital. But now when she forgot everything about Forks and who she met in it, the Cullens are back. Will Bella remember her past? usual pairings... lol just read the story!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008
Vampires Known
Vampire...The one word we detest here in the town of Forks.Hearing stories of the tragedy vampires have brought through out the country have made us hate them even more.Luckly, no vampire has acknoledged the small town.But it was only a matter of time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,717 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009