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Author has written 28 stories for Mario, Metroid, Resident Evil, Hitman, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Half-Life, Legend of Zelda, Left 4 Dead, Assassin's Creed, Ben Drowned, Mighty Boosh, and Mass Effect.

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The Wrong Woman, in the Right Place by darthsquirt2 reviews
All the news vids and Extranet articles said the same thing. They each talked about Akuze, and how Shepard was the only one to live through it. They were wrong. She hadn't survived the battle of Akuze. She was still fighting it. This is the story of an emotionally scarred soldier, from Akuze, to Virmire, to Illos and beyond.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Eye of the Kyuubi by Heskey69 reviews
"Why do you whant my power" "...To kill... To Destroy...Everything" Rated M Lemons NaruxHarem Hina bashing Minato bashing. DARK/EVIL Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Doctor Who The Final Battle by tenthdoctor227 reviews
The final battle for the doctor and Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Portal: Portal to Destiny by NAveryW reviews
My tribute to "Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences". I'm putting it here because it's the closest there is to a Portal section.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
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The Reaper War reviews
When Earth falls, the job of uniting the galaxy falls into Commander Shepard's hands. A complete retelling of Mass Effect 3 with most cut content returned to it's full glory, and including Leviathan, Omega and Citadel. Major spoilers ahead. Rating may change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (M)
The Twin Shepards reviews
The Shepard Twins are both considered for the Spectre candidacy, but when their mission to Eden Prime goes horribly wrong, they're left to uncover the trails and conspiracies behind Saren Arterius. Novelization, twin male/femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F)
Mass Reject
The story based on a Kotaku article. Short oneshots based around the series, detailing various characters lives throughout and beyond the Reaper war. In this chapter: Thane gets stuck in an infinite loop of remembering his past times and spends most of the war in a day-dream. As in-character as I could get it without it being too serious. Next chapter; Morinth and Jack break curfe
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Thane K., Kai Leng
The Quarian's Request reviews
After confessing their feelings for each other, Tali invites herself up to Shepard's room. Tali/Shepard, no depiction, mostly fluff. First romance fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Civility reviews
An IRL fic. Dee's pregnant. Noel's the father. The Boosh Boys are tense. Paul Foot's a maniac. T for swearing.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Brotherhood reviews
The sequel to La Bella da Firenze! Ezio, now happily married, is forced to take up the fight against the Borgia once more to liberate Rome and lead the Brotherhood! A novelization of Brotherhood with major changes in character and story. EzioxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ezio A., Cesare Borgia
elegy reviews
Link has an interesting encounter with the Happy Mask Salesman...
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - BEN (entity) - Complete
La Bella da Firenze reviews
Ezio Auditore, Italia's most famous Assassin, hunts down a Templar splinter group in revenge for the death of his best friend. Out of canon, and now complete! Contains violence, mature themes and swearing. In Italian. Ezio x OC.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
A Dr Ivo Robotnik in Time reviews
A drabble... WITH A TWIST. Rated T for language that Mormons won't like. Gordon confesses his love to Alyx, in a rather... strange way. Title not related to the story at all.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Left 4 Dead reviews
Four survivors of a horrifying apocalypse journey their way to safety. Four humans, versus millions of zombies... They're gonna need more zombies. Rated M for gore and violence. A written version of the game's events, featuring L4D2 elements.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010
FanFiction Poop: The King Eats At Ratatoing reviews
When a review leaves the King intrigued, he wants to go to a restaurant in Rio de Janeiro for dinner. Oneshot, Cd-i timeline. Based on the WalrusGuy video of the same name.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
FanFiction Poop: Where's The King? reviews
Ganon invades, but Link has other things on his mind. Extremely short oneshot. Based on the YouTube Poop of the same name. Seriously though, my theory of the events are much more logical, I mean NO-ONE'S butt is that big, right? Link, King H, and Gwonam.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Link - Complete
Gordon Doesn't Get Alyx's Joke reviews
Very short oneshot. Takes place during Lowlife, based on the "Zombine" joke. Gordon doesn't get it, and doesn't think it's very funny, so leaves Alyx alone in the dark.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
FanFiction Poop:Link Gets Cancer reviews
Based on the WalrusGuy video of the same name. When Link discovers he has prostate cancer, his friends go to the ends of the earth to find the cure. Actually, the King goes to Gamelon, and the cure is waffles. R&R. Oneshot. One use of strong language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
One More Final: I Need You reviews
Oneshot, during Zelda cd-i and Super Mario World TV show. When Ganon defeats King Harkinian, Zelda takes her own life, causing a whirlwind of disasters to follow. Link tries to commit suicide, but Yoshi ends up in hospital because of it. Will he survive?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mario - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Link, Luigi - Complete
The Wrath Of Miles Edgeworth reviews
Oneshot, based on a quote from Ema during Case 5 of AA. When Gumshoe gets the wrong lunch, he unleashes Edgeworth's wrath, resulting in blood, broken noses and band-aids.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Miles E., Dick G. - Complete
Link Gets A Job At Gwonam's reviews
A short story of one boi's quest to get a PS3. Based on the WalrusGuy video of the same name. Oneshot, Cd-I timeline.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Link
Running reviews
Oneshot. When Gordon sees a Fast Zombie, you'd expect him to not even flinch, right? Well, this is my Gordon. Contains swearing, kicking in the ballz and violence. Hooray!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Saying Goodbye reviews
Franziska always thought that only foolishly foolish fools cried foolish tears of foolish sadness. But when she has to say goodbye to America, a certain prosecutor arrives on the scene. Set at ending of JFA. Miles/Franzsika. Oneshot
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Miles E., Franziska vK. - Complete
A Day At the Park reviews
In this chapter: Edgeworth discovers the horror that is McDonald's.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Dick G., Pearl F.
The somewhere in between Random FanFic of DOOM! reviews
Luigi crashes his car into things, with hilarious results, Bowser buys Lemmy a toy, Link takes Zelda to dinner and Mario tries to kill himself. Now finished, and full of fail.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Luigi, Koopalings - Complete
Luigi Payne reviews
A man with nothing to lose, maddened by the death of his wife, sets out for revenge. Marioisation of Max Payne 1 Rated M for intense violence.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Luigi
Anathema reviews
A sort of novelization of Hitman 2's first proper mission. Oneshot, 47's POV.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008
Seige on the Mushroom Kingdom reviews
Mario has fought his final battle with horrible consequnces.Oneshot. Yoshi lovers beware and Mario's too.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Mario, Bowser - Complete
Mario and Luigi: Christmas Shopping reviews
This is a oneshot about the Marios going to a mall. Pain Ensues.Part 2 of 4
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
A Resi oneshot reviews
Leon's wounded and is alone in the forest when a zombie walks towards him. Normally it would try to kill him, but seeing as it's Christmas, Leon gets a surprise!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Leon S. K. - Complete
A Mario oneshot reviews
Peach and Mario have an argument. Oneshot
Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Mario, Peach - Complete
A Metroid oneshot reviews
Samus can't get to sleep. Oneshot
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete