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Joined 08-17-07, id: 1354297, Profile Updated: 01-20-10
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hi all,

well a bit about me:

i live in England.

I like practically any music with decent guitar or instrumental. I am listening to invisible touch by Genesis but I love bon jovi, Foo fighters MCR linkin park ... etc. I also listen to some music from games and films like pirates of the caribbean 3 and Halo

I love reading and always have especially I like reading the Tom Clancy/Robert Ludlum/Chris Ryan style books (those authors in particular) but I also like HP and Artemis Fowl.

Things I do in my spare time:


-Browse web

-Play PC games (got to love them ;) )

-Very occasionally play on Xbox 360 (bit more now due to halo 3)

-Mess around with code in mIRC

-Bit of Photoshoping

-Love taking pictures

-And very recently started writing fan fics

I have a few ideas from different fandoms id like to get onto paper so to speak but currently im working on a HP harry sent into alternate reality (cliché I know, but you goota start somewhere lol) story trying to add my own take to it.


"I have walked the edge of the Abyss.
I have governed the unwilling.
I have witnessed countless empires break before me.
I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear.
I was there with the Angel at the tomb

I have seen your future.
And I have learned.

There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy.


Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong:
THIS is the way the world ends." - A friend of a friend.

"I have defied gods and daemons

I am your shield; I am your sword

I know you; your past; your future

THIS is the way the world ends” -Cortana

"Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others" - I can't remember but it is something to do with animal farm

" he's not the mesiha he's a really naughty boy" - monty python life of brian

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. " - Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and im not sure about the former." - Einstein

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." - Einstein

"The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it." L.J.Peter

"I may disagree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." -Sir Winston Churchill

"Sara Sidle: Excuse me, is my evaluation interrupting you? Gil Grissom: No, no, no. I barely heard you." CSI

"Greg Sanders: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah, and I absorbed it." - CSI

"Warrick Brown: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
Gil Grissom: The winner? " - CSI

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

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Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Come What May by AluminumMuse reviews
There's something wrong with Artemis. Holly needs to fix him so he can get back to saving the world. Easier said than done. Questions remain: what is AMN, really? What do they want with the fairies, and- dear God- what have they already done to Artemis?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Je Mourrais by Kavek reviews
ChiefxCortana. High Charity is Cortana's physical prison, but the prison of the mind can be far worse. What if you could never touch the one you loved? Would you... break? Rating subject to change. Chapter 16 is here!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,390 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007
Because nobody else would by Sasake reviews
You'd think Artemis and Opal were worlds apart. An exploration of the psyche and childhood of the criminal, megalomaniac genius. Takes place after the end of The Time Paradox. Now Massively Overhauled! This is THE definitive A/O fic! Well, it's alright :P
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Artemis F., Opal K.
Artemis Fowl: The Chronos Assignment by Ms. Marla reviews
They say time heals all wounds. But maybe it can open new ones as well. Are Holly and Artemis ready for another adventure with time? And do they really have a choice?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,495 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007
The Spirit Sabre by shadowweaver1 reviews
An enemy in disguise. A new friendship. A crashing world. All depends on a single scroll... Takes place as if EC never happened COMPLETE. Undergoing cosmetic surgery.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,258 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Against Nature or the Change by Lady Arabella Malfoy reviews
Haven is on the brick of a natural disaster. Commander Short decides to ask for help her long time friend Arty. After 5 years of no contact she sees that he has changed... for good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,152 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Collision of the Worlds by hopelily reviews
An old antagonist is back, and he wants the lives of Holly and Artemis. As his plan unfolds, they must again join to save their worlds. But with reckless romances brewing and old ones spewing, their mistakes may have dire consequences. Orion nominated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,317 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Mask by escape artists reviews
3 years after TLC. Ark Sool is trying to take over the world. Artemis & friends, have to save the world. but Artemis' emotional mask is deteriorating, and he is discovering emotions that he did not know he had AH rated for safety.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Forever by Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox xX reviews
How can you fight a battle you're losing? She is surrounded by life, and yet she feels so alone. Lifeless. All she has are memories. [Character Suicide]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Legend, Alive by Ms. Marla reviews
Something thought to be only of nightmares has turned up, and is much too real. Only Holly and Artemis can save the world...again. But is their new connection a gift? Or a burden?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Nine Kingdoms by aperfectattitude reviews
Set a few years after OD. Artemis decides to help Holly and Mulch with a new case, involving a deadly stolen weapon, taking them through a portal to a new world. AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,162 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The De Danann Protector by holikimaela reviews
When the People's oldest enemy returns to haunt them, who can they ask to help them but their newest one? PostEC, preTODLC. Eventual ArtemisHolly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
You never really forget by Ovensfriends reviews
The mind is not a toy. You can't hit the 'reset' button time and again, then expect everything to turn out okay.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Hope Dies Last by AgiVega reviews
Spoilers from The Opal Deception. Holly reflects on certain tragic events. Some Artemis-Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Redemption of Harry James Potter reviews
Battling Voldomort in the DoM Harry gets thrown into a world where things arent the same; deaths that never happened, plans never enacted and loyalties never expected. With both sides out for his blood He must find a way to save himself and the world.AUAR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P.