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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting ata the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when for some strange reason your wardrobe scaries you so you have to army roll to your bed from your door. Crazy is hopping to class, and when asked why, you blame it on the bunnies. Even if there were no bunnies. Crazy is when you get into the wrong car when being picked up after school. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If your name is Emily and you have an extremely unhealthy addiction to icons, repeating quotes, and thinking that your life itself is an inside joke, add this to your profile.

Disclaimer:My name isn't Emily

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Luckier than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

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BBT by bigXxdreamer reviews
I stumbled forward and ran into some one hard the impact knocked the breath out of me... Bella is broken. Can someone put her back together. AU characters all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,633 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,183 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boarders by Fictionfanatic666 reviews
Modern'What if Darcy and Elizabeth were roomates and saw each other every day, no matter how they felt about each other?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,403 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 10/3/2006
Once upon a December by Wish-Eleven reviews
Bella just moved to Forks when she meets a group of unlikely kids…. will friendship blossom or perhaps something more. All human…. All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 77,201 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Our Summer by Shadow Kunoichi reviews
ON HIATUS.Edward's summer just began,and right off the bat Esme tells him to deliver lunch to his father at the hospital.He accidently barges into a patient's room, and inwardly vows to never come back to the hospital.he just keeps comming back to HER.ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Bella, Edward
A Baby for Bella by Queen Kimberly reviews
Edward decides he has to make sure Bella has a baby of her own before he turns her. Chaos, affection, hilarity, romance, and, most importantly, pregnancy ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Edward, Bella
bella the, popstar? by Pennyforawordortwo reviews
when edward left, Angela got bella to performe at a club and now bella is a new popstar. but there is still one thing, or should i say one vamp. tht is inpiring her songs tht she still wants, will he come back to get his popstar?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Wait by Nikkitaa reviews
Next instalment in my little series. This is part 2, part one is called A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. This startes right after the honeymoon. Summary sucks but the story is better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,785 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
CinderBella by eclipsed heart reviews
AU: He is treated like a servant. Her life is practically perfect. Edward and Bella have two very different worlds. So what happens when their worlds collide and they fall for each other? And where's the Fairy Godmother to turn Edward into Bella's prince?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
He looked pointedly at my wrist, then he locked his eyes with mine again. His expression was carefully blank, but his eyes held an emotion that I couldn’t place. All he said was, 'That’s why you’ll regret it.' ::sequel to Moonrise.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,197 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Friends Forvever by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends, but Bella loves Edward. Will she come clean? By the way they are all human but I love supernatural stuff too much not to include some so watch out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007
Forbidden by italianvampiremafia reviews
Compiled list of "Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
IMing madness by vampirechick123 reviews
take a look at our favorite characters life by oly what they say while IMing each other
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Hope by Twifan reviews
Bella is sixteen when she moves to Forks to get treatment from a famous doctor. She has a year left to live. How does she meet Edward, and what happens when they realize they love each other? What will Edward do when he knows she will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,435 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Love by Love me for ETERNITY reviews
Bella and Eward have a daughter, Jade.This is just about Jade's journey through 8th grade.She meets a guy,they become close friends.Will she trust him enough to reveal her family's secret?rated T because I'm not sure where I'm going with it. First fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007
Aftermath? by mmurphy reviews
After the last chapter in Eclipse, before Jacob goes running, Bella tells Charlie and Renee she's getting married.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007
The Bet by leasha reviews
DISCONTINUED! AU.BothHumans. The bet was simple: sleep with the new girl, Bella, after prom and don't break the rules. Too bad Edward broke the rules and fell in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007
Ways to Annoy a Vampire by italianvampiremafia reviews
Exactly as title says, ways to annoy a vampire. Easy read for lots of laughs!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Waiting for Sunrise by cougerdawn reviews
This is a story about what I think happens after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007
BeAcH BUm! by Penguins. Lovely reviews
I'm not so hot with summaries, but here I give it my best shot. Bella has to go to LaPush with her whole 11th grade class. What could ever happen to her when she's there? happens before she meets Edward Not to worry he will be in here. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
This is my Destiny by Nollie Marie reviews
[Its FINISHED!] Bella has a horrible situation happen to her in Ch. 1 that leaves her with a baby. She moves to Forks where she Meets the Cullens and falls in love [of course]. Rate M for rape & lemon, Epilogue is up! Please R&R! [I suck at Summaries!]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Plastic People, Perfect World by Kiljoy reviews
Claire's Ken doll gets a little too close to the fire, and Jacob sympathizes with him until he starts taking on the traits of a certain bronze haired vampire. [Complete] Disclaimer: I own none of it, it's all Stephenie Meyer's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Bella's Wedding by marakparker reviews
Bella finally walks down the isle......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Come Back by leasha reviews
DISCONTINUED Bella gets pregnant & is forced to leave. She manages to go back to Forks about 5 months after the baby is born. She finds Edward and learns how she was able to get pregnant. It all has to do with a prophecy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006
Bookstore by leasha reviews
Oneshot.AU. Edward is a depressed, single parent. Bella is the girl that serves him everyday, and happens to have a crush on him. What happens when he finally notices her? [both humans]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
In Europe with the Cullens' by johanna-cullen reviews
Bella hate shopping. What happen when she travels in Europe with the Cullens' and that the only thing they want to do is shop ?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
A New life by Kalona Cullen reviews
I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS THEY BELONG TO STEPHANIE MEYER! B&E SEVERAL problems occur while Bella and Edward try to be together for real! I love my reviewers...THE FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! This story is complete, but i am considering a sequal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
A flawless impasse by wtrdlphn21 reviews
Bella is changed, a death is faked, a visit to the Denali family, and behold, a new character; special in more than one way
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,097 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Lemonade by FictionFiend75 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if all the Cullen kids were in a P.E. class together. Why should you never give a vampire lemonade. very funny. one shot. please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
When Nature Calls by dmitri-lowence reviews
When Edward finds a vampire whose gift can allow him and Bella to be together without putting her in danger, what will happen? NEW! Last Chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Dawn's Embrace by Ange de l'eau reviews
Sequel to 'The Day I Died': Bella's problems are not over. Now, with the breaking of the treaty, Bella is in more danger than ever. Not to mention her strange abilities which put her at risk. Can their love, however pure, survive it all? EdwardIsabella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006