QueenofBookworms
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-18-07, id: 1354735, Profile Updated: 10-23-10
Author has written 18 stories for Artemis Fowl, Bleach, Harry Potter, and Alex Rider.

Hi people!

If you have recieved a review along the lines of 'watch spelling' 'use a new line for dialogue', I am an English freak, and if you haven't recieved a review, you'll more than likely get one. Possibly. If I read your story. Some fandoms are huge. cough-Harry Potter-cough

Some Basic Rules

"You're" is short for "you are". Use it if the same sentence would make sense if you replaced "you're" with "you are".

"Your" is a possessive pronoun. It means that a person owns something. (Kudos to Orandulum117 for spotting the mistake earlier. Why I didn't fully proofread the English bit of my profile stumps me.)

Speech: SPEECH MARKS. then. SPEECH. then COMMA then SPEECH MARKS then SO AND SO then SAID. e.g. "Blah blah blah," So and so said

Moving on...

I'm meant to tell you my name, age, place, etc. In my opinion, the only people who'd want to know that would be stalkers... none of you, ne? So I shan't tell you.

As well as this, I write slash. Only for some fandoms, mind you (ie. NOT Alex Rider because frankly, I don't like most of the pairings), but I write slash. So watch out.

I don't own anything, except what I do to the characters. Unless there's an OC I claim as my own, all the characters belong to others, like JKR, Eoin Colfer, whoever wrote/owns the series/book/anime/manga. So are the settings, if the author created them, e.g. Hogwarts. I'm doing this here, because I always forget to do it in the story.

Now, the brownies I keep giving out...

Hitsugaya: (rushes in, to camera) SHE'S USING SLAVE LABOUR TO PRODUCE BROWNIES! SHE BRIBES ALL THE SHINIGAMI TO DO IT! I SWEAR! IT'S THE TRUTH!

Me: HITSUGAYA! Get back to the kitchen this instant! I NEED MORE BROWNIES!

Hitsu: No! Not the kitchen!

Me: GET BACK THERE! or else, i'll tell everyone about the time you --

Hitsu: I'm going back! (rushes back to kitchen)

Bya: (runs out with tray of brownies) Here's some more brownies, your highness.

ME: Thank you, ByaBya.

Bya: (twitch) Don't call me that. You told me that if I made you brownies, you'd never call me that name again!

Me: Oops...

Bya: NOOOO! (has mental breakdown)

UN Trooper one: (storms place) QueenofBookworms! You are under arrest!

ME: WHAT!?

UN trooper two: we receieved word you are holding the captains and vice captains of the Gotei 13 captive and forcing them to make you brownies!

ME: It's not true! I swear!

Hitsu: It is! It is!

ME: NOOOO! I NEED THE BROWNIES! I WANNA GIVE THEM OUT! (sobs madly)

Hitsu: You give them out? As long as it's not to those annoying fanfic authors and readers, fine, we'll make you brownies.

Me: Ummmm... Yeah! Definetely not to fanfic authors or readers! And definetely not to reviewers!! (nervous smile)

Harry Potter: (rushes out) WHAT ABOUT US WIZARDS AND WITCHES!?

Alex Rider: AND US! THE SAS, MI6, Brooklands students?! We're being held captive too!

Me: Harry! What happened to Draco? I thought he was handcuffed to you!

Draco: (muffled voice) Here, people! (Everyone looks down, sees Draco being dragged around on the ground)

Me: Phew. Good.

Alex: Not good!

Me: You can't do anything, MUAWHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone: (stares)

Sirius: Why am i handcuffed to Remy, please?

Me: Because! I believe in Draco/Harry and Sirius/Remus. Therefore--

Draco: ME!? WITH HARRY POTTER!? NO WAY IN BLOODY HELL!

Me: (twitch, red fire appears behind me) You shall be with Harry, or face my wrath!

(Everyone flees)

I'm a crazy Artemis Fowl fan, who's also insane about Holly Short/Trouble Kelp, those stories are at the top of my fanfics to read list. BTW, I hate Artemis/Holly, way too many cross-species issues.

Plus I'm a new bleach fan. Crack is awesome!! and a yaoi fan.

Recently got into Alex Rider and Harry Potter fanfiction.

My friend gave reasons why Byakuya must be gay.

1) He only every fights guys

2) Most, if not all, the guys he fights end up with their shirts in tatters.

I added 3) has he ever reacted to, say, Matsumoto's revealing clothes?

O.O Byakuya! What would the elders say!?

Why Renji should be with Ichigo:

Renji's hair is red, the colour of strawberries, while Ichi's is orange, which is the colour of pineapples! Well, kinda, but you get the idea! :D That was from my sis.

Ships that I like

Artemis Fowl: H/T, A/M, F/C,

Bleach: Shunsui/Nanao. Slash: Ichigo/Renji, Icihgo/Byakuya, Ichigo/Grimmjow, Renji/Byakuya, Ukitake/Shunsui, Grimmjow/Ulquiorra.

Harry Potter: Harry/Draco. Sirius/Remus ...Harry/Snape, works sometimes (ie. The Marriage Stone) ... I will read just about anything, like Harry/Tom. Yes, I've read some. They're not that bad.

Ships I hate/don't really like (sorry if I offend you, I don't mean it)

Artemis Fowl: A/H, R/H, F/H

Bleach: Hitsugaya/Matsumoto, Hitsugaya/Karin, Hitsugaya/Rukia,

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron. Ginny is nothing more than an obnoxious slut, whilst Hermione and Ron argue too much.

A Little Notice about my Stories

Deleted two of my stories, both AF. Decided they weren't being written at all, no point in keeping them up. Am considering deleting and rewriting other AF one, because really, it's horrible.

Now, I'm writing my stories before posting, so they get updated completely in a short while. Well, usually. There's fics like SGTP, which I haven't finished... Gah.

I started a Harry Potter fanfic, and wrote a heap of plot bunnies down. This HP fic is... Slightly cracky, with some angst. Hmn, and I started another one, which is complete and utter crack.

Erm, yeah, and my on-off hiatus... I feel so bad.

And now for those copy and paste things!!

(/ /)
(O.o)
( )

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, seventeen-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. However, as his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,418 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Sound of the Revolution by beakanoma reviews
In his fifth year, Harry faces ostracism with boyfriend Cedric for coming out and for declaring Voldemort has returned. Part 2 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for Chapters 01, 03.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,962 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4120 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Unjust Fear by Laurenke1 reviews
Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,343 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wizarding Contract by bahlovkarizma reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort at the end of the 5th year. Returning for his 6th year he finds he is obligated through what is called a Wizarding contract to marry into the Malfoys and bear an heir for them. M/M SLASH Mpreg HP/DM REALLY AU No flames please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,813 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 141 - Words: 569,857 - Reviews: 5551 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3246 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 3,050 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Stories of the Saccharine Kind by xmmconfesses reviews
HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Til Death Do Us Part by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,328 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,043 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Bleach: Intermissions by Kracken l.w reviews
Just random snippets to help me get back into writing. Mostly humor rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2007
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 3898 - Favs: 5,922 - Follows: 6,582 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Worlds Apart by Tasan reviews
Draco begins to have incriminating dreams of a sexual nature toward a certain scarred classmate, and Harry receives an unnerving letter addressed from one Draco Lucius Malfoy. What do these events have to do with each other, and what does it mean for the turbulent relationship currently held between the two Hogwarts students? AU, rewrite of original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4114 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 4,831 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Basics of Primary Ed by Caera1996 reviews
AU where Kirk is a kindergarten teacher and McCoy is the parent of a student. Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 136,062 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7719 - Favs: 8,144 - Follows: 7,694 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Dream Rose by LittleOne94 reviews
Will's sent on a training mission with Horace as back-up. who do they meet along the way? what's Horace hiding? SLASH, YAOI
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Will, Horace - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14397 - Favs: 9,656 - Follows: 9,316 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Christmas in a Pink Sweater by Tubular Fox reviews
It's Christmas, and the Enterprise has shore leave on Earth. Jim decides to take Spock back to Iowa with him to spend the holidays with his family. K/S slash - Chapters 1-14 are the finished fic. 15 and up will be one-shots set in the same universe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,147 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Narnian Revelation by cap red reviews
In England the Pevensies are living their lives, no one but them knowing about Narnia and that they were Kings and Queens there. What happens when a Portal between worlds opens and the Narnian world becomes part of the English one?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,393 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
The Lucky Series by Lokifan reviews
Draco's a cat Animagus. He has a difficult relationship with Ron, who's a terrier Animagus, but Harry loves him anyway. These are separate, standalone fics on the same timeline; the first is fluffy comedy, the second and third PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oscar Wilde by Faramirlover reviews
A series of short chapters inspired by Oscar Wilde quotes. DMxHP in the second or third chapter. I'm not yet sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Remembering Winter by ichigosmoothie reviews
After Aizen abandoned Soul Society, Hinamori lost all memories of Hitsugaya. Years later, they meet again in the living world and fate took control in ways that neither one could have expected. HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,848 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
Sometimes, I Wonder by Silver Crescent Eclipse reviews
Harry's twin brother, Chase, is believed to be the Chosen One while Harry is neglected. But the night the Potter's are attacked Harry is the one that is hit with the curse and survives, but get's sent to another place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,967 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P.
Cute as a Kitten by xXRon-luverXx reviews
Harry Potter, locked up at the Dursleys, finds Draco Malfoy as a cat. Utterly confused and wanting information, he decides to help him. Harry/Draco slash Currently in the process of rewriting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,100 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Malfoy kitty! by siren'soldies-almostall reviews
HP/DM fluff. Draco gets turned into a cat, manggled by fluffy, found by hermione and owned by Harry. there will be humor. my first HP fic. R&R! rated T to be safe. maybe swearing. [ED]; The first four chapters were written by a JrHigh student. I am so sorry for being gone for so long! I'm going to try and pick this up again if anyone is interested. I've improved I think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Drabbles, SeverusHarry Style by Kalira69 reviews
A - fairly random - collection of Severus/Harry drabbles. Definite slash, of course, so be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 415 - Words: 120,119 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Crossing the Line by ClassicalConundrum reviews
TWO Head Boys?...Harry and Draco thought Dumbledore was screwed up already but now they have to share a bed as well? Our two favourite boys are in a pickle, fate will prevail! Smexiness included, DM/HP YAY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,739 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
The Unicorn Prince by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry has come into his inheritance and it was nothing like anyone expected. How will he cope with his new powers...and horn...especially with a curious Slytherin sniffing around.DMHP slash ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Coming of Age by lil joker 1989 reviews
Ever since the green eyed boy became part of his pack Fenrir knew that he would be rightfully his. Now 16 years later Fenrir is going to take what is rightfully his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,227 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Fenrir G., Harry P. - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 5,761 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Sacrifices Betrayals Love and Foolishness by TheSiner reviews
Harry and Snape are forced to marry and it doesn’t really work out that well. Harry is depressed, Snape is stubborn, and everyone else is selfish. HP/SS, slash, mpreg, A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4842 - Favs: 5,012 - Follows: 4,256 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson reviews
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 3907 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Because I Want You by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
100 K/S independent snapshots based on 100 themes, each 100 words long; mostly romantic and/or humorous. 57/100 finished.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Golden Boy by Mana Midnight reviews
Thanks to the advice of Severus Snape, Dumbledore decides to ReSort the Seventh Year students. This time the hat will not take 'No' for an answer. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,445 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
In My Opinion by jan 2.0 reviews
Hiatus. /AU, DH/ Boy mets boy, boys falls off stool crashing into boy... It's the classic love story, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Someday You Will Be Loved by Keitorin Asthore reviews
"Grilled Cheesus Part III": He's just too tired to take this anymore. Klaine. A series that fills in the massive gaps in season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Ties That Bind by Netrixie reviews
Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,763 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Distorting Enemy Lines by Ahja Reyn reviews
Locked away together by the very people they called friends, Harry and Draco must learn to overcome all petty differences when foreign feelings begin to fall into play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Masked Dancers by ScOrPiA pOiSoN reviews
Keep this and I'll find you" and a dog tag was pressed into Alex's hand. Who was the masked dancer Alex met at the ball? Will Alex ever see him again? Warning: SLASH! Don't like don't read! R&R plz!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash,MPreg,bit AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Felis Domesticus by xChibi-Nick reviews
As punishment for his insufferable rudeness, Grimmjow is transformed into a harmless house cat by Aizen and thrown into the human world. His predicament only worsens as a certain orange-haired Shinigami stumbles upon him. GrimmxIchi. Rating may go up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8508 - Favs: 6,139 - Follows: 5,603 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Brave New World by Cithara reviews
When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins. Marriage fic format but with a plot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Death Note by deepfriedarcangel reviews
This was beginning to sound like a soppy romance novel. Raito wondered if he was too old to cut himself while listening to emo rock and wearing too much eyeliner. But, his love for L is growing fast, and with Kira on his tail, what's he to do? Raito/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,446 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Light Y., L
Make Believe by K-TDD reviews
For a prompt on the angst meme. Unable to come out but desperate for a boyfriend, Karofsky blackmails Kurt into being his for one night a week.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,258 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Rabbity Harry by Rock Junkie and DikiCat reviews
By Rock Junkie. When Ron made him accepet that dare from Malfoy, Harry didn't think to question Malfoy's motives. But now...After having to wear those humiliating bunny ears and tail... What in the world is Malfoy doing? Fluffish, slashy smut! with plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Who Are You? by slavenclaw38 reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are in their seventh year at Hogwarts. Dumbledore has created a pen-pal service to promote inter-house unity. And whom does Harry get? Draco Malfoy. But the problem is...they don’t know who each other are. Very AU. Eventual D/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Cambiare por el migliore by Hebinekojin reviews
Double potion SlytherinGryffindors. Harry is paired with Neville...Draco threw something into their cauldron, and as Neville add the next ingredient, Harry is drenched into a ruined Animagus Revelae Potion... With unexpected consequences... SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,651 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Secret Agent? by moo-like-a-llama reviews
Alex Rider was a secret agent. Key word: Secret. As in hidden...unknown...discrete, undetected, private, stealthy...Well that's all down the drain now...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Moonwalk by Sailordraco82520 reviews
This is what/how I think the summer unfolds. Mostly Michael Jackson inspired/themed musically.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Kirk James T Kirk by T'Key'la reviews
Modern Day AU: To the world at large, Jim Kirk is a best selling author. He also has a secret life, one that involves mystery and intrigue and doing things you wouldn't want your mother to know about. Now with 100% more K/S!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,409 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Stargazers by mattmetzger reviews
AU. Jim isn't going to stay in Iowa forever. He's got his eyes on the stars - and the aliens that come from them. And between the guy who threw up on him in a bar, and the Vulcan who seems to think he's a particularly odd experiment, he just might do it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Amalgamation by Annenburg reviews
As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. A reimagining of the movie: Big Bang style.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Visible by myheartisyours0523 reviews
In which Kurt finally comes home and Puck hopes his feelings aren't visible.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Frustration by fagur fiskur reviews
Kurt is Team Gaga. Blaine is Team Perry. Most of Dalton is Team Shut-up-and-make-out-already. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
His Own Grim by Riley Lee reviews
Growing up was a lot harder than anyone could imagine, especially when your James Tiberius Kirk. Staying alive, now that was a how different story. He could swear he had his own personal grim reaper waiting to collect. 5 deaths and 1 not anywhere close.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/17/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Silver Wolf by angelkit reviews
Mate!Harry, Harry Potter has just returned for his last year of Hogwarts and what should he expect? best friends turn on him, Voldemort is still at large and not trying to kill him but make him his consort? And Love with a werewolf? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Is It Really Cheating? by T'Key'la reviews
My submission to Happy Trekmas on LJ, based on this prompt: Spock & Jim are teaching at the Academy between missions, completely ignoring their mutual attraction. Jim, in a pigtail-pulling sort of way, is coaching cadets to hack the Kobayashi Maru
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Secrets Were Invented In Russia by InnocentGuilt reviews
There are some things about Pavel that Hikaru and Hikaru alone knows. 30 secrets about Pavel Chekov. Part of the Butterfly Verse. Slash, me as an auther.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
By Your Side by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE!Slash, AU.Harry is expelled before Fifth Year, having to attend Durmstrang Academy instead. Draco Malfoy reluctantly gives the Unbreakable Vow to protect Harry at all costs. Mature Themes, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, Slash. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,546 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harmless Fun by Stellata reviews
When Kurt slaps Finn's ass in front of the whole school, Finn decides to teach Kurt a lesson. But what Finn begins turns into something a lot more complicated - and more fun - for both of them. Kurt/Finn slash. AU season 1 and onward.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,457 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H., Mercedes J., Quinn F.
First Snowfall by ChasingTornadoes reviews
What if, like me for him, Kurt got fed up with the constant upheaval/uncertainty of Blaine and Dave and life in general? What if he remembered how strong and amazing he was just by being himself? Throw in an early snowfall, and you have a reinvention...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Riverside by Layla-V reviews
K/S: Jim invites Spock to join him at his family home during Enterprise's return to Earth during holidays, where his mother unexpectedly shows up. Things have never been easy between the two of them and now Spock is caught in the middle.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Second Chance by Layla-V reviews
K/S: An incident during a shore leave gone disastrous leaves Spock with a link he never expected with his captain—a bond he needs but which he suspects Jim never wanted. The consequences of how he deals with that 'belief' change everything for them.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Choices by EmoEccentrica reviews
Rachel made a choice- that's all Finn knew. He made his choice, and that was to be with Kurt. What happens when Rachel tries to get her boyfriend back and is abetted by a certain transfer student helps her? Story better than summary, believe me.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Fall Into Your Gravity by Jaylee1 reviews
Toddler Spock and Jim meet at a Starfleet function and bond. One would think meeting one's soulmate at so young an age would make courtship fairly easy… Not so much. Features culture differences and two boys unwilling to discuss feelings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,733 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Colour of Ever After by coveted-one reviews
Abandoned Fic . Harry's brother is thought to be the Chosen One, and Harry, sent to an orphanage. What happens when the mistake is discovered and the independent Harry is sent to Hogwarts? And what does the gorgeous Veela Draco Malfoy want with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,134 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
My Missing Puzzle Piece by Lyra G. Rowin reviews
Five times Blaine kissed Kurt somewhere other than his lips, and one time they shared their first kiss.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sea Of Love by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
Harry decides it's time for him to take control of his life without interference from others. But then he realises that there is no control over a powerful love as theirs. SEQUEL TO KIDS IN LOVE. Harry/Kurt
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
It Is My Patience by khawarspirit reviews
Kurt has waited a long time for Finn, and he will wait longer if he must. But sometimes, desire causes impulsive actions. - Kinn Slash. Some SamxKurt, too.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,377 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Midweek Morning by SVZ reviews
Blaine, Wes, and David kidnap Kurt in the middle of a school for lunch. That's totally not what Kurt had in mind when he said, "Sure, we should definitely do lunch or dinner sometime." Pre-slash, almost gen. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Hate the Dentist by Emma CS Me reviews
Kurt Hummel isn't stupid. When the straight love of his life is drunk enough to sleep with him at a party, he's not going to stick around for the fallout. However, maybe he is stupid, because running away has consequences. Trigger warning - rape.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,166 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Shameless by myheartisyours0523 reviews
Kurt Hummel is SO ashamed of himself. Purt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,505 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Battle of the Brainiacs by hollyivy7 reviews
Otto Malpense meets Artemis Fowl, one boy genius to another. Saying they don't really get along at first is a huge understatement. Pairings TBD. Dark humor. PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Artemis F., Otto M.
Messages in a Dysfunctional Workplace by Black-Dranzer-1119 reviews
L wants Light and Light is being naive. How long will it take until L finally gets what he wants, when he shouldn't want it to begin with. LXLight lemons. PWP Co-authored by Jesus-of-suburbia2o2o
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,428 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - L, Light Y.
All Downhill From Here by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt is asked out on his very first date and it's all downhill from there.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Confusion by Tragically Hopeless reviews
He's showing me what I did to him. Even if that wasn't something that I had wanted to do, I can tell that it's hurting him too. I wish that we could be together, now that I've figured this out, but no, he decided that it was a good time to be difficult.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Secret Shags, Talks, and Fainting by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,036 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Rules by Fearful Little Thing reviews
You follow the Rules and everything is ok. Everyone is happy and everyone is equally offended. In the aftermath of a hate crime Kurt recovers from bruises and finds out just how much it means to have friends who care. Ends in Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,363 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Photo Album by oliver.snape reviews
This is an epilogue of The Definition series. It's basically little scenes that didn't make it into the series, presented as photographic short stories. There is no set timeline, some are from times in the story, and some are after it finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,607 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kids In Love by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
When decorating his and Finn's room for the second time, Kurt comes across a picture from his youth and remember his first love and the only person to call him sweetheart. Harry/Kurt. fluff overload
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Not That Boy by AdamPascalFan reviews
Ok fine he was in love with Kurt Hummel. It wasn't like Kurt even knew he existed
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 90,548 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H., Matt R. - Complete
How Things Work by Crawler reviews
It's hard to be both a Cheerio and a Gleek at WHMS, especially if you're a guy, but Kurt wasn't expecting the year to be like this... Kurt/Sam, eventual Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,389 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
To Bedlam and Partway Back by salty-sarah reviews
Backstory for 'Between Two Lungs': when Cedric Diggory finally meets Harry Potter in the infirmary after that Quidditch match in Fifth-Year, he slowly realises there isn't any going back, not for him. Warnings for slash. Cedric/Harry, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Addictions Intertwined by Eupa reviews
Holmes/Watson. Shwatsonlock! Watson finally snaps on the subject of cocaine, admits a secret he's been hiding for far too long, and Lestrade is rather slow on the uptake. Appearances from Mycroft and Lestrade! Fluff. Drug references. Slash. Clear? Good.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
You'll Say the Words That I Can't Say by SVZ reviews
Mike and Tina end up dating out of convenience after Artie and Tina break up. Cue Artie and the Glee Club try to set up Mike and Kurt so Artie can win back Tina. Artie/Tina, Mike/Tina, and Kurt/Mike. Heavy on friendship and canon-verse references.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,774 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C.
Epiphany by T'Key'la reviews
What do you owe to the memory of the woman who was your mother only because she gave birth to you? When Jim's mother dies, he has to return to Earth to sort out this and many things. Spock does what he can to help Jim on his journey. Final chapter up. k/s
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,345 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7001 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
These Images Haunting Me by Komu reviews
When he meets Sam, things start falling apart. Rating for language, violence, rape, attempted suicide. Brief Sam/Kurt, Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Fair is Fowl, and Fowl is Fair by salty-sarah reviews
AU: Artemis probed too far and too deep, and awoke a sleeping dragon. What he didn't realise was how much he needed an awakening of his own. Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossover. Warnings for slash. Artemis/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,553 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Haven by JadeMac2442 reviews
AU. Christopher Pike is on the crew of the ship that relieves Tarsus IV. He finds a young orphan Jim Kirk in a cell, and decides to adopt him. Very dark at first. READ the WARNINGS.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,111 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike
Caught Red Handed by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry goes into Malfoy Mansion on a dare. Sadly for him, Lady Luck seems to have dumped him and everything goes incredibly wrong...or is that right? Either way he ends up facing his rival in the worst and most embarrassing way! Oneshot, DMHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mercury Prelude by Lee Black reviews
And so it was that, in pursuit of the fruition of a dare and 500 Galleons from Sirius, that James found himself scouring the library for the platinum-haired Prince of Slytherin. LMJP, RLSB slash, Creature!Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 103,482 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Lucius M., James P. - Complete
Wolf in the Wild by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Getting lost in the woods leads to an interesting development. SLASH Fenrir/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Friend Like You by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being the Other Man by QueenGen reviews
It all began with biscuits and hot chocolate. HD slash. Veela-Fic kind of? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,870 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come back safe to me by mrscakeakajane reviews
Snape has to go on a dangerous mission. But Harry wants to say something first. now much longer than expected and shows no sign of stoping. Please read and review now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Definition of Family by oliver.snape reviews
Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape's guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Check and Balance by jacob reviews
All good things must come to an end, in this case the good thing is privacy. Hitsugaya knew that eventually his relationship with Ichigo would come out, but he never expected it to happen the way it did. [IchiHitsu SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
Not a Victim by Crawler reviews
Kink meme fill: Puck is pretty sure a rape victim is supposed to be upset or angry or... or anything other than the indifference Kurt Hummel is showing. He'll do whatever it takes to make that boy feel again. Puck/Kurt, Kurt/OC non-con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Wolf and Alex were forced to marry as part of a mission. What they didn't realise: it's legally binding! Can the two learn to get along, or will 'til death do us part' come just a bit too soon?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Just Too Much by CeliaEquus reviews
Severus is continually bullied by the Marauders. They should have known that one day, it would just be too much. Significantly non-canon, and possibly OOC. Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
They're Worse than Evil Unicorns by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt and Jesse wanted their wedding to be nice and quiet, but they got exactly the opposite when the Westboro Baptist Church showed up to protest. Cue their friends and family showing the WBC exactly how that makes them feel. Strong T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ. - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 2,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 5,908 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Rosa Rubicondior, Lilio Candidior by Shiny-kun reviews
Renji is brutally attacked and left comatose, and Byakuya cares for him. Will they both be able to figure out who attacked Renji? And while Byakuya promised to care for his vice-captain, he never expected to develop feelings for him. ByaRen, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,574 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
A Brother's Betrayal by Chereche reviews
The second, less famous and misunderstood son of Lily and James Potter, reaches his breaking point when he finds that he cannot trust the only person he ever looked up to, his own brother. Can their relationship survive his brother's betrayal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soccer Shorts by broadwaypants reviews
Mike comes to glee practice wearing his soccer uniform, and Kurt likes what he sees.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Mycroft Holmes, Esq by Westron Wynde reviews
An occasional dip into the diary of Mycroft Holmes reveals that an elder brother's lot is not a happy one, especially when one's younger sibling happens to be Sherlock Holmes. Expect trials and tribulations aplenty in this ongoing series! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,618 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Mycroft H, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Day of Silence by broadwaypants reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
The What Ifs of Toushiro Hitsugaya by TwinsOfTheDesert reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Hitsugaya...? Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/19/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8017 - Favs: 14,927 - Follows: 6,399 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Hold On To The Night by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
or pivitol moments in Kurt and Harry's blossoming relationship. Hart slash, see new pairing name, oneshot, AU for back 9 episodes and Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,997 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
We Have Rules For a Reason by T'Key'la reviews
Sometimes we can look the other way when rules are bent or broken. Sometimes we need to publically ask that those behaviors stop. Part of the Memo Collection - purely for fun! Rated mostly for language and implied naughtiness. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Antithesis by Annenburg reviews
Kirk is given an assignment he isn't sure he'll ever be able to finish. "What would you have done differently in the situation on Tarsus IV?" His childhood nightmare double-spaced in twelve-point font.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Puck's Discovery by xelectrogirlx reviews
When Kurt's bag is emptied on the ground by the dumpster by the football team - Puck happens upon a DVD that has rolled out. A DVD entitled 'Single Ladies' which turns out to be a video of Kurt dancing, conjuring up some very untoward feelings in Puck...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,015 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
26 by T'Key'la reviews
Random thoughts on Enterprise Crew - no plot. Final chapter is posted. It's been fun!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,987 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Opportunities by ggo85 reviews
Academy fic following Kirk & McCoy as they progress from shuttle mates to soulmates.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 81,121 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Things the Crew Can No Longer Do by Kuroi Atropos reviews
50 Things that the Enterprise Crew are No Longer Allowed to Do - I know this has probably been done before, but I was in the mood for some comedy. Added Chap 2: The crew, headed up by Captain Kirk, plot their replies to the Admirals. I'm really done now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Brothers by Lovefremione reviews
Harry and his twin brother Evan defeat the Dark Lord when they are 15 months old, only Dumbledore makes a mistake thinking Evan is the only one who did, and most people seem to just forget about Harry. Crazy Dumbledore, Veela Draco, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,460 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Convenience by Annenburg reviews
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice. Warning: story contains allusions to MPREG.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Weeds and Flowers by LambIAm reviews
Something wierd is going on in the sereitei and Renji isn't aware. When he makes a bonehead mistake, who will have to pay? And what will he learn? Or will Renji crash under the pressure of a new problem? ByaRen RenBya. R&R PLZ!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,652 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
The Definition of Home by oliver.snape reviews
Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,829 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eternal Vows by Nherizu reviews
The huge door opens. Holding his breath, Yuuri is enthralled by Wolfram's charm. As Wolfram steadily walks forward, Yuuri nervously waits at the altar. Yes, he smiles. Today is his happy day... or is it?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Consequences of the Maou's Heart by Shinoga Hibiki reviews
Yuri has finally made up his mind on what to do about his engagement to Wolfram. Little does he know the consequences of his actions.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,627 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S.
Destiny Entwined by Jaylee1 reviews
A collection of stories written for the st respect Shipwars challenge on livejournal for team Spork. Each chapter features an individual, contained, story. Prompts listed at the top of each story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Denial Ain't Just a River by frozenlaughter reviews
Jim Kirk may not be an MD, but he *is* a genius. So he can tell when a cold isn't just a cold, right? No reason to bring a tricorder into this, none at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,148 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
My Personal Assistant aka Slave by ChiDee reviews
When Harry sees Draco he suddenly remembered Naruto. From then on he claimed that draco is his Teme....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Seizing Dreams by andromeda90 reviews
He could see the blood. He could see his life slipping away. He couldn't bear it. He knew the other was waiting for him, but could he follow through? Or will in the end, everything be too late? Caspian/PEter slash! COMPLETE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,607 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Not Less of Love by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Harry finds out about Draco's new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it's not really up to him. Veela fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Call for the Doctor by rabidsamfan reviews
A drabble series. When Watson is called to help an accident victim he finds that the patient is Holmes -- and that the accident was no accident at all. Now with an author note appended!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 222 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Caught in the Middle by ClumsyFox reviews
Best Friends Momo and Karin both fall for a new student, yup, no one else, Hitsguaya. Except, Karin already called him for herself, and Momo doesn't want to ruin her friendship or lose someone she loves...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 6/4/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Endless by cirdec reviews
Cedric never knew the real Harry Potter. All he is aware of is THE Harry Potter. What happens when Cedric Diggory met the real Harry Potter, and what he encounters is beyond his wildest expectations?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,861 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Oatmeal No Raisins by T'Key'la reviews
When the Captain is injured on an away mission, a discolated jaw prevents him from talking while it heals. What happens while he is out of commission? Thankfully he has Spock to help him. Ch 5 is up. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,749 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sweet Silver Lining by BabyDonut reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have had some crazy adventures, but nothing as crazy as having a toddler delivered to their front door. Little Sophie is a mystery, especially since she only wants Holmes. Holmes/Watson. Established relationship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Fevers by hazelmom reviews
Watson is in the midst of a crisis, and there is little Holmes can do to help. Bromance focused.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,603 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Je ne sais pas by SteeeeeeeveWatson reviews
Title is irrelevant please suggest titles! Watson turns up at Holmes' door, looking more harassed than usual. Why is this? Read and you can know. *nods* Shelock Holmes is not mine, nor is Watson or anyone else. Sadly.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
I Now Pronounce You Holmes and Watson by BabyDonut reviews
In a private little community, violent murders are taking place. Watson and Holmes decide to investigate the crimes undercover, but they didn't know they'd have to go undercover in a gay community pretending they love each other!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,932 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Life, Death and Magic by Night Shade 1427 reviews
When Sirius Black is discovered within Soul Society, it becomes evident that there is something worth checking out in the living world now that the Winter War is over. Now Ichigo, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto and Renji have to do all they can to stop Voldemort.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,841 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Ichigo K.
I'll Meet You There by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
50 K/S theme inspired, grammar defying sentences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 5,001 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Heart of Bone by Die Biene reviews
GrimmIchi. It's a story about Grimmjow and Ichigo having lots of sexual tension, along with shenanigans, accompanied by plenty of meddling from Aizen and Nel. AU based in canon, events diverge from the current Hueco Mundo arc. WIP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,203 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon Scotland Yard 5 by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
This is the story of how the bravest and most singular person I have ever met, took down the most dangerous man in London, Colonel Jack Moran. In spite of what you might have heard, that man was not Sherlock Holmes. This is the true Empty House.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,369 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
The Evidence Suggests by PyroLily reviews
Holmes,' said Watson, 'I'm going to marry Mary and there's nothing you can do about it.' Eventual slash and plenty of bromantic goodness
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Blackmail by NS- Leclair reviews
Draco discovers Harry's secret and blackmail ensues but with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,166 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Madame Scarlet's by Digitallace reviews
Snape and Lucius run an exotic brothel made of Incubi and Succubae. When both Harry and Draco turn out to hold the strain in their blood it poses some problems for the owners and for the boys. *Explicit content warning* DM/HP.HP/DM.SS/HP/DM so far
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,984 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Retrieval by Sharedsun reviews
After a devastating mission, Alex finally walked away from MI6 for good. Now, three years later, they desperately need him again. Who better to send to persuade Alex to come back than an old familiar face? That is, if they can manage it. Wolf/Alex slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
5 Times John Watson Swore To God This Was The Last by Codalion reviews
Breaking up with Sherlock Holmes is a damnably difficult business. The Adventures of John Watson, his excellent intentions and his abysmal willpower.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/8/2010
Abdicate by TheeMizKitty reviews
Abdicate: to formally give up a position or responsibility. Draco no longer wants to be Harry's enemy, but rather something else. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
It's Never Easy Finding Allies by wolfhuntsmoon reviews
Prequel to INEBF. Rated for some language. How on earth does Alex manage to get himself into things like this? Well, he certainly doesn't know!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
It's Never Easy Being Friends by wolfhuntsmoon reviews
Alex expected that if the terrorists didn't kill him, K-unit probably would. Unintentionally, but he'd still end up Not Alive. Which was a bad place to be in his book. Trust is rare and precious, things can always change, and nothing is as it seems...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Another Secret by TripleMelody reviews
Can you keep another secret, Kurt?" "Sure, Brittany." ". . . I think I'm bi." Brittany has another secret to tell Kurt and she needs his advice. Sequel to Comforting Presence.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Ohayou Sensei! by danoverdeath reviews
After an....incident...at Ichigo's school the red-head has to leave his home-town of Karakura to live with his Aunt. But when your cousin is a psychopath and your maths teacher seems a little too keen on you what do YOU do? GrimmIchi noncon HichiIchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My Kitten by blacky-green reviews
Harry has a kitten! Its name is...Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Longbottom's Solution 069 by want exploding pen reviews
Because of a potion mishap, Harry and Draco landed into a hilarious situation. And to return, they had to what?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
All work and no play by hula-crazy reviews
This fic follows on directly after Colfor left it at the end of Holly's initiation. Recommend you read it first if you already haven't. sorry, no Arty in this one!hxt ht hollytrouble
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Punishment by St. Danger reviews
The K-Unit is in trouble during a retraining session at Brecon Beacons. As punishment, they are locked in an empty house with Cub. And what was that about handcuffs? Oh no... Oneshot. Written for Spyfest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Moment of Truth: Espada Edition by Meggo-chan reviews
Halibel gets bored, so she decides to host a Moment of Truth, Espada Edition! Woo! It may have gay comments in it, but you'll just have to deal with that!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
The Proposal by SellyDHBru reviews
Interesting things happen when one is drunk and is forced to spend time in the presence of his arch-nemesis… Secrets are discovered, mysteries unveiled and could the impossible be possible after all? There is only one way to find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 97,107 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Snitch by pseudocat reviews
Ron's opening a new shop, and he's hired Draco to do the advertising. Naturally, Harry has to help. Will it be a recipe for disaster? Or maybe...something else? Eventually Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,300 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Five Year Mission by SageK reviews
This Picks up where The Journey Home and Beyond ended!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Love from the House of the Golden Flower by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Glorfindel/Harry. Glorfindel of Gondolin, Lord of the House of the Golden Flower, is in love with the youngest child of Lord Elrond of Rivendell. Harry is completely oblivious.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Glorfindel
Safe in My Arms by Estelle Stafford reviews
Four times Jim and Spock felt safe by their mother's touch, and a glimpse of the many times they would find what they needed in one another's touch.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10649 - Favs: 6,045 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Online Adventures of Alex & Co by King Rune reviews
CRACK!FIC. Alex Rider stumbles across a seemingly innocent chatroom one afternoon. The problem is, it seems he's not the only one... This is what happens when you dump MI6, Yassen, SAS and more in the same chatroom! Slash later on for humor purposes only.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009
Modern Day Scheherazades by prone2dementia reviews
After waking with a headache and no memory of the night before, Alex is told three outrageous tales, each involving irresponsible underage drinking. Who’s telling the truth – Tom and Fox, Wolf and Snake, or Eagle? Oneshot sequel to A Small World.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Small World by prone2dementia reviews
Wolf owes his sister a favor. Fox owes Wolf a favor. Alex owes Fox a favor. And, somehow, Alex ends up spying on Wolf's sister's daughter's boyfriend – who happens to be Tom. Confused yet? Oneshot with sequel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
What Friends Are For by KianSpo reviews
Jim's old buddy comes aboard the Enterprise. Official stuff isn't the only thing he's after. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,431 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ron Weasley, Matchmaker? by turtur6 reviews
Harry Potter parody. Don't shoot me; contains Drarry- Draco/Harry. CLICHED BUT HEY THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
unbreakableBOND by NariNari reviews
Years ago a contract between the Malfoy's and Potter's was formed and now it's time for Harry and Draco to fulfil that contract. Hopefully a new spin on the whole 'Draco and Harry are forced to be together' thing. DMHP, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,770 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Decorated Hearts by LiterarySpell reviews
Or 'In Which Draco Has an Eye for Design, and Harry Has an Eye For Draco.' Harry fumbles his way through a seduction of Draco, who claims he doesn't date. Can Harry change his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by BonneNuit reviews
This is a ShirosakixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-six chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,114 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Cherry Lips by BonneNuit reviews
AizenxIchigo yaoi AU Ichigo's friends make him cross dress for the sake of cheap booze. A Yakuza, Sousuke Aizen, sees Ichigo and thinks he is a woman. He asks him out on a date which Ichigo is forced to accept. No rape- consensual sex, cursing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Recalled To Life by Arwen Jade Kenobi reviews
It has been two years since the death of Sherlock Holmes and one year since a bookshop appeared on the corner of Church Street; a stone’s throw away from the practice of Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Dr. Watson - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Journey Home and Beyond by SageK reviews
What happens after they escape from the black hole?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,143 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Hungry Toad Is by zero.xo reviews
After witnessing yet another appalling breakfast scene involving one Dolores Umbridge, Fred and George decide to do something about it. How about a little public humiliation? One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Event by bearfuck reviews
L sets up another scheme to draw Light in, but the consequences expand far past what anyone could have expected. L/Light. Rated M for language, sex, and disturbing amounts of concentrated fanboy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,624 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Cat Nip by Because I Can reviews
During a potion accidant, Draco gets soaked in an animagus potion which somehow makes him think hes a cat--and that Harry is his mate! Warning: Slash, cute, possesive Draco. Adoarable-oblivious!Harry. Lemons in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,478 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Greenland Ranch by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
Draco Malfoy is hiding something and his son, Scorpius, is determined to find out what it is. Or who it is, rather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
Genius’s Block by Moonlite Knight reviews
Writer’s block. Artist’s block. Surely, genius’s block exists as well. Juliet enlists everyone but the resident genii to find out. The theories end up being out of this world.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Juliet B. - Complete
The Problem with Vanishing by LadyGuhGah reviews
You see, the problem with vanishing is that, if you do it improperly, you find yourself losing a little more than just your things… ONESHOT, HPDM slash, suggestive sexual situations between two men
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Official Starfleet Continuing Education Credits by T'Key'la reviews
The Captain has been very busy. So busy, in fact, Starfleet relieves him of command. Temporarily. All is well in the end. Really - sillier than most. Totally for fun! Part of the Memo Collection
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sacrifice by WingsOfADream reviews
A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,345 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
The Boys Who Lived by Caprilyeous reviews
Cedric survives the night in the graveyard in Harry's fourth year. From then on they are dubed "The Boys Who Lived." Their relationship quickly begins to grow... CD/HP, lots of lemons, top!Cedric/bottom!Harry, light D/s, possible mPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,524 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
The Research and Developement of Harry Potter by Tinsnail reviews
Far before Hogwarts, the Dursleys loose custody of their nephew. Just when it looks like he will be spending his childhood in the welfare system, Vernon's cousin appears at Number 4 with the intent to adopt. Harry, meet Mr. Smithers. AU. Alex Rider x-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P.
Big Kid Now by Crowlows19 reviews
Jack goes back to America for two weeks to spend time with her family and attend her sister's wedding. Alex has to stay behind for school. Guess who he's rooming with. NOT RELATED TO PARENTAL DIFFERENCES!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,351 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Happily Never Afters reviews
HP/DM SLASH. After the war, Harry thought he could take on anything. Become the nanny to a five year old child? No problem. Deal with the very attractive single father who happens to be Draco Malfoy? Not so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Marital Bliss Or Maybe Not by wanderlustlights reviews
In order to save their son from a worse fate, the Malfoys marry their son off to Harry Potter six months after his birth. Draco and Harry don't know it however, until 17 years later. DMHP MPreg. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6277 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Fade by xErised reviews
No one expected Draco Malfoy to turn up at Harry and Ginny's wedding party. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Retake by hugsandkitties reviews
Harry goes to live with Sirius at the age of five and meets the Malfoys quite adorable son, Draco. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,561 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Sympathy for the Devil by Lilybet reviews
AU It's the Yule ball; Harry is nervous about his date, and no one knows which band has Dumbledore got to play this year. Fluff. HPDM, some HGRW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
How Well Do We Know You? by Kaat ShadowLover reviews
Five Times Jim Kirk Surprised His Crew With Something About Himself and One Time They Surprised Him
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/29/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Harmony At Hogwarts by Rikku-Gleeks-Out reviews
DRARRY: Who knew a sentient building could play match maker! This just something fun I decided to write. This is very, very AU. SLASH YAOI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
facta furiosum by alovelycupoftea reviews
Draco plus Ron plus A Cupboard equals Exciting Discoveries. A Harry/Draco romance with some entirely unnecessary classical flourishes. No actual Draco/Ron occurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something to Look Forward To by dirty-darella reviews
It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Officially Speaking by chica blanca reviews
"Officially speaking, the Winter War never happened." ABANDONED
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,180 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
Falling In Love with the Golden Boy by Kailany-Aurora reviews
“Well I’m sure if anyone can turn a perfectly straight guy gay it’s you.” “Blaise there’s no such thing as a straight guy once I want him.” I state with a quick grin. Being in love with Harry was the cherry on my messed up life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,059 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 6,056 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Train Boy Who Lived by Black Gargie reviews
AU fic. A geek boy who had no luck or experience in love had his life changed when he rescued a young man from harassment of a drunkard, with the help of some unlikely friends. Rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,179 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Sarruby reviews
When Alex gets high, there's always a problem- but duty called. During Stormbreaker's SAS training.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Being Alive by B.J. Sanders reviews
There is a hidden history in Jim Kirk's eyes that he's been running from. He finds a new friend in a lonely Vulcan and learns that running doesn't always help. Kirk/Spock. Academy Days, a little AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
It hurts so good by Yu-poo-san reviews
Grimmjow x Ulquiorra. MA rating, Yaoi, Lemon, etc. It first started out as a sexual release..but could it be something more, after time? What is in store for these two Espada? READ and find out! M.Prg alert! Oh noes!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,285 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
The Number Two by Hanajima-san reviews
The Gotei 13's real thoughts on their own "number twos"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - G. Ichimaru, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Project SAS by sheluby94dreamer reviews
Alex is back in school after his latest mission Snakehead. He's in his tenth year, and after two weeks in, Scorpia decides to take over his school for revenge. Alex and twenty other students are forced to go to SAS camp because they were witnesses.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
Last Spy Standing by Gold is power reviews
End of Ark Angle.Jack is killed.MI6 pulls Alex out of School and off to SAS Camp to train and live when not on a mission.K-Unit.And a group of school kids trun up on a trip The trouble is it Alex's old class mates.Alvineju of Baron has taken over story.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008
SALIGIA by Lizche reviews
LxLight AU. "As far as I know, Light-kun,everything in this building is mine."L replied, to which Light rolled his eyes, and before Light could open his mouth to speak, he added,"Including you."
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,522 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Light Y., L
KUnit meet the boys of Brookland school by Gold is power reviews
Alex and the boys inn his class go to the SAS for a week. K-Unit are at camp at the same time as the boys. What will happen to poor K-Unit along with the boys.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008
Harry Potter’s Serendipitous Guide to Happiness by Sa-kun reviews
Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. // SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Strange Disease by Little Green Voice reviews
Passionate-as-ever HPDM! Ch12 up: "Well," Fred started, "I bet you'll like to hear that we found out Malfoy wears always silk boxers, usually black or green, and he likes to sleep naked."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gossip by Lanaea reviews
Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/17/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Lost In A Time by AnimeKeepsBreathing reviews
Edmund has a secret crush on someone who's name starts with a 'C'. And this is definitely not helping.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
The Rose In The Dark by ManhattanWitch reviews
DRARRY. Mpreg!Harry, Sneaky!Lovable!Snape, SEVERITUS, Bad!Dumbles, Bad!Voldie, Alive!Sirius, Alive!Remus, HGPP, BZRW, HPDM, REALLY F-ING LONG.... The summary is inside- it is too long to fit here. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,124 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Unorthodox by Crowlows19 reviews
When Jack follows Alex to the SAS training camp at Brecon Beacons, K-Unit immediantly falls victim to her bizarre sense of humor. Will she manage to get them all binned? Pre-Stormbreaker Mission
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lovely Child by Anastasia Kaliska Dyani Malfoy reviews
Caught at the end of a potions experiment gone wrong Harry is turned into a child. He sure isn't the luckiest person in the world. Especially when his babysitters are one Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape. Who will be falling for who by the time he's healed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,911 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cardinal Sin by California smells funny reviews
Blackadder Goes Forth, after Goodbyeee. Blackadder and Darling discover that the afterlife isn't completely different from what went before. Slight slash. Oneshot.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
My Hero by XxRoGuExHeArTxX reviews
HD Slash. When Harry is brutally beaten & raped by a mystery assailant, a very unexpected hero comes to the rescue in the form of Draco Malfoy. Nothing at Hogwarts is as it seems though, and Harry & Draco soon realize all they can depend on is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts a High School by Wihstrum reviews
When Harry faces a change of environments, he is unaware that this change will stretch beyond a new school, a new home and a new routine. Between new friends and new rivals, Harry doesn't quite see what is about to hit him. AU HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,931 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Teaching, SAS Style by FunFlirtyFlute reviews
When MI6 learns that Scorpia has targeted Alex and his school they bring in the SAS. 5 units are designated to protect the school and students and to do that they will have to...teach! Alex tries to hide from K-Unit, but will they find out who he is?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Contract by MarauderNextGen reviews
Lucius Malfoy offers the order a way to destroy Voldemort as long as they are willing to make one small sacrifice. But when Voldemort is gone is the sacrifice something they can live with? warn slash au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 76,125 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Risky Choices by mysteriouscastrophy reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in a lot of danger when an unexpected person shows up, Severus Snape. This story contains spanking, talk of abuse, and cursing. If you don't like this, do not read. Thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Mice, Kings, and Those Stupid Hammocks by fluxy2535 reviews
Slash. Edmund and Caspian can't seem to keep their hands off each other, and Eustace is more than a little irritated about it.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Atoning The Past by Lupin's Mistress reviews
slightly AU-6th year. Based on the Severitus Challenge. Harry and Snape must deal with the fact that they are father and son as well as all the other troubles that 6th year brings with it. NO SLASH Please read and review. COMPLETE. The sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,391 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Due Diligence by Simply Shelby reviews
Where the ordinarily prudent and reasonable go off the deep end. K-Unit kidnaps Alex and sets MI6 straight. Chaos abounds. A side-story to my For Neither Queen, nor Country series. Written with tongue firmly in cheek.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
The Best of K Unit by The Terrifying Fairies reviews
Jusmine - Alex Rider and K-Unit should not be mixed. Ever.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
Closet by SwarmOfFanGirls reviews
What happens when Harry and Draco get locked in a closet together? :D Warnings: Detailed humping :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by Moonlite Knight reviews
Alex Rider has been framed. He is not an internationally famous, ruthless thief. Fortunately, Blunt believes him. Unfortunately, his idea of dealing with the situation involves bringing in a certain SAS unit to track Alex’s every move...er... protect him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veela Descendant by Meany reviews
HPDM Summer after the events in the DoM. Draco receives news about his unexpected heritage and struggles to choose a mate between the few candidates... And just where has the Golden Boy of Gryffindor dissappeared? NB!Slash&Het. Ollivander-bashing. OOCnes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,744 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
James Potter Must Die by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
In which Sirius Black does not believe in love and throws books at people. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Surprise for Valentine’s Day by Laurenke1 reviews
Potions had never been Harry Potter’s strong point but what will happened when he mucks it up again and surprises his lovers with a surprise or will they surprise him and show him just what he has been searching for? SS/HP/DM One shot. Slash and Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Slow Burn by KappaForest reviews
Grimmjow slapped his forehead as Ulquiorra, once again, failed to realize the insult." A series of drabbles centered around Grimmjow/ulquiorra prompts range from fluff to crack, but mostly crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
What's A Hero To Do? by sockpuppet82 reviews
Draco's been infected with Vampirism. Harry's the 'willing' donor. Something's wrong with Snape. Madness ensues, and neither Harry or Draco seem to mind... Vampire!Draco, Crackish!fic, H/D slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Things We're Blind To by CunningMascara reviews
Year 10 is going to be a long one, for sure. Being rewritten, pending deletion and new name.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Seven Days by Alowl reviews
Urahara Kisuke was courted in seven days. "On the first day, there were flowers - Rich red roses, wild sunflowers and poppies, springs of bluebells and forget-me-nots..." For Valentine's day. Sweet and fluffy. Yaoi, UraIchi
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Quality Time? Yeah right by hpfan99 reviews
Jack Starbright, Alex's guardian is getting married! But she wants her boyfriend and Alex to meet each other, and have some Quality Time together. Too bad that it won't be that way...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006
How To Know When Things Are Bad by Lacrimosa Cruentus Luna reviews
30 signs to show you when you're screwed. Or when things have gone totally insane.....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Accessories to Anxiety by beccaleelee reviews
One of the predators turned slightly, and Alex dove to the floor. He knelt there, scarcely daring to breathe for an eternity before raising his head off his arms and checking that his cover was still intact. That he was still safe, still free.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Espada Diaries by Dances With Paint reviews
What happens when Szayel hands out diaries to all of the Espada? Nothing good. Ten Espada, Two Former Espada, Three Leader-Type People, Fifteen diaries and my boredom. Not a good combination. Utter Crack and mentions of Yaoi Goodness. HIATUS!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Crowning Moment by amitai reviews
Written for a prompt - 'Alex meets the Queen'. At the end of an unusual assignment, Alex gets slightly more of a reward than normal.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/1/2009
The Mating Habits of Gryffindors by malfoysminx reviews
Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And You Thought this, Why? by ManhattanWitch reviews
Sequal to Um, Whoops? Sorry it took so long- in threeish parts, mebbe, drarry, i'm not sure of the slash content just yet. Read Um, Whoops? first. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Easily Overlooked by Conjure Lass reviews
A collection of short Uraichi drabbles that fall into the timeline i've started with Sour Apple. Mostly fluff, but maybe a few might be a little angsty/sad/angry/whatever. Now rated M for your reading pleasure! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K.
Parental Differences by Crowlows19 reviews
This SAS soldier is in way over his head.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Daily Prophet, Wednesday April 2nd by Fictionjunnkie reviews
This isn't mine, it's my dad's. He wrote it for my birthday, and it is totally and utterly awesome. There are a few canon mistakes, but they're small. A very convincing front page of the Daily Prophet. Please Read& Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
No Signs of Weakness by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex finds himself captive on Christmas. It may turn out to be his worst Christmas ever. A prequel of sorts to Reeducation. Now a three-shot. Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Fall by bamma reviews
AU! Harry is kidnapped during the last Hogsmeade weekend. Rescued by Draco and Severus, can Harry learn to live again? Warnings: Rape/Torture mostly implied- OOC!Snape Nice,protective,brotherly!Draco Adopted!Harry!Draco Abused,Scared,slightly deaged!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,268 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
PostIts by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius have a lover's tiff, and Sirius works it out through post-its on the bathroom mirror. It drives everyone up the wall and back down again. Cowritten with Veterization!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bloody Chess by Echo of Sound reviews
Ongoing AU story about Ichigo and Byakuya - first chapter is an insert of what's to come.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
Dragonfly by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes, settling in and finding your niche in the world requires you to leave the safety and familiarity of the place you have always called home. CWHP, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,585 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Sour Apple by Conjure Lass reviews
When Ichigo comes to the Urahara Shoten for a little solitude, he gets more than he bargained for. Now rated M for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K.
The One I Run To by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes safety takes on a strange meaning, but Harry always knew cupboards were safe. He just never knew that he would one day associate Snape along with cupboards and the safety and sense of security they always brought him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Anna Fugazzi reviews
The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fanatics by pathera reviews
Harry and Draco locked in a room trying to hide from the forces of ultimate evil. One-shot, slash, Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Early Morning Revelations by Chrliii reviews
Sirius is angry, gets drunk and freezes. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Freudian Slip by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi. "The ... 'Sexy... Freakin' Espada?" Renji repeated, tone one of disbelief. Ichigo could just picture small quotation marks around the words... "Why Ichigo, I never would have guessed..." Rukia said lightly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Gimme by His Spectacles reviews
Draco’s sworn off chocolate as part of his New Year’s Resolutions. But unfortunately for the blond, Harry hasn’t. HPDM SLASH, NC17, and LONG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Et Tu, Buckbeak? by WC43 reviews
Sequel to 'That Damn Owl.' Harry and Draco haven't spoken since that awkward morning-after, and it's going to take some more conspiracy to get them back together. A New Years shot of Drarry weirdness. Happy '09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stolen Away by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Viva la Vida: Revolutionaries Wait by 4evahpluva17 reviews
Sequel to Viva la Vida. A picture is worth a thousand galleons - when it involves two of the unlikeliest people caught in the act of doing the unlikeliest thing. H/D - complete! i would still love a warm fuzzy review :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When you give Aizen a Hogyoku by Warrior Hal reviews
What happens when you give Aizen a Hogyoku?Sequel to "When you give Ulquiorra a ipod" and "When you give Grimmjow a glass of milk". This one is slightly different from the other two.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - S. Aizen
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Masks and Swords by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Drabbles about a young Substitute Shinigami and his very own sexta Espada. In time, all of their friends will join the party. IchigoxGrimmjow. Uke!Grimm, uke!Nnoi and many others. PG-13 for now. Will be updated randomly.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
When you give Grimmjow a glass of milk by Warrior Hal reviews
Sequel to "When you give Ulquiorra an ipod".What happens when you give Grimmjow a glass of milk?Read and find out.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
What happens if you summon the sun? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Dumbledore over-rides Snape's potions homework and assigns Harry something else. Will the end result in the end of the world? Fourteenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
101 Things I Shouldn't Have Learned At The Academy by Major Trouble reviews
A list of 101 things Trouble Kelp never should have learned at the Academy- but did. Some ideas are worse than others. Some are just plain stupid. Some you might not understand. WARNING: Some not-so-nice content. Nothing graphic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Trouble K.
When you give Ulquiorra an ipod by Warrior Hal reviews
What happens when you give Ulquiorra an ipod?Read and find out.Rated for some languege at the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Friendship's Truths by MagickBeing reviews
First we were enemies, then we were lovers and finally, we've become friends. — SLASH. R&R PLEASE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Operation Seduce Sirius by Joou-sama reviews
Remus loves Sirius, but Sirius is too dense to realize he loves Remus back. So what better than to make him jealous? With a little loving help from James of course. Main couple: RLSB Other: JPRL JPLE. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,407 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Green Apple by Jo31891 reviews
An Apple tree on a small island on Hogwarts Lake. Give the one you love an apple from the top of the tree and your deepest feelings shall be returned. DMHP; One-shot; Male Slash; shonen-ai; yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything That Mattered by blerghy reviews
There was always something there, some feeling that Edmund had always acknowledged. As the feeling escalates, he and Caspian find themselves swept into something that neither of them had ever dared to dream of before. CaspianEdmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,806 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Scream, Breathe, Beg for Help, Repeat by Exactly.As.Planned reviews
What do you do when your parents and your worst enemy's parents are best friends and your parents adroe your worst enemy? What if they made you live in an apartment together for no apparent reason? HIATUS, sorry people, I'm just honestly really very lazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
That Damn Owl by WC43 reviews
A very drarry Christmas to all! Oh, and the puns continue. To avoid giving away valuable plot points, it's another story of shenanigans, detention, more shenanigans, lurve. Crack, pure and simple. 'Tis the Season! Pigwidgeon makes his ff debut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Letter to Father Christmas by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Eight-year-old Harry writes a letter to Father Christmas like every year. Will Father Christmas listen to him for once? Completely AU, partly OOC, Abuse/Neglect!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Come Sit on Santa's Lap by dracosoftie reviews
Harry missed out on the Santa experience as a child, and Draco wants to rectify that. Written for another site's Christmas smut challenge. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Malfoy by TygerZ reviews
When Harry finds someone unexpected crying in hallway, he doesn’t know what going to comfort them will cost him. But one thing is for sure. He’ll have to buy more parchment. Letter fic! Warning: brief language!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough by Netrixie reviews
There's a lot to be said for the way a Malfoy can eat ice cream.... DMHP, drarry, Severitus. R. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Duels by Dukki-chan reviews
Harry has received a note from his arch rival, Draco Malfoy, telling him to meet him at the Room of Requirement. Lemoney goodness ensues! YAOI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shinigami's Cup by Everybody's Neesan reviews
Collection of short ridiculous scenes, similar to the real Shinigami's Cup. Good for a laugh!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Apple Cider by Ruyu-san reviews
Ichigo cupped the white, red and green polka dot mug between his hands, softly blowing over the rim to cool the hot beverage. AU, Yaoi, kissing, fluff, complete, one-shot! XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Boy In The Attic by EllyattheDisco reviews
What if Renji never met Rukia as a kid, but he met ichigo! Finally updated! And a happy ending taboot!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the 11th Div by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Kissing Santa by Starflower-Gem reviews
Ron sneaks down to the common room on christmas eve only to see the last person he'd ever thought to see happily snogging his best friend...Ron will never look at Santa the same way again. DMHP slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Intergration of Quidditch by blAiseCoRRupt reviews
The students of hogwarts are suddenly forced into intergrated quidditch teams. What will come of it? Hate, fights, friendship, or maybe even love. And what is operation IT? DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
What Good Couples Do by Tygrressatheart reviews
Harry's friends interfere in his relationship with Draco by telling him what good couples do. *Warning--Slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Time of the Year by Pride of a Saiyan reviews
Took me a sweet while to update this one... Writer's block, sorry 'bout that! Ron's the one in heat in part two. He gets a little more than he bargained for. D/H/R slash, hormone-induced madness. Don't like? Don't read. If you read, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ferret:Drabble by Lady Sakura of the Fated reviews
The title pretty much explains it. H/D Drabble: 100 words exactly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by sue9292 reviews
Draco and Harry both get caught under some enchanted mistletoe after curfew...wonder what happens? HPDM obviously. Quite funny for my sense of humour! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Under their Willow tree by sue9292 reviews
This a short oneshot about how Harry and Draco became a couple. Plus their first and second kisses, just because I thought it would be hot :D DMHP HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taking Advantage by incinerapture reviews
Harry gets drugged, and meets Draco Malfoy somewhere in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One if by land, two if by oh by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are in detention, but they aren't alone. Who's with them? Thirteenth in the Potions Homework Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by alansquill reviews
A Christmas party at MI6 headquarters is all about caroling! Alex and the gang put their own twist on the traditional song "The Twelve Days of Christmas." One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Eternal by Nienna100 reviews
Legolas' love for Aragorn is eternal, but does Aragorn love him at all? Slash, het, twincest, adopted incest, sex, smut, lots of smut, Aragorn-whore-ness, threesome, BDSM… The usual. Oh, no mPreg. Which is odd for me. Don’t like? Get lost and don’t read
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Corridors by Laurenke1 reviews
Teachers are adamant about no snogging in the corridors, but how do you deal with that rule when it applies to yourself? HP/SS slash, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If I had yelled 'SOAP', nobody would have come! by ThisbeHecate reviews
Why is Snape, Harry, house elves, and the potions classroom covered in soap? Well, find out... Harry's homework gets "ruined" too! Twelfth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twitching and torture by ThisbeHecate reviews
Is Harry trying to make Snape go insane, or is that just a happy side affect? Eleventh in the Potions Homework Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Arms of A Dark Angel by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 232,468 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Slutty Days and Slutty Ways by blAiseCoRRupt reviews
Harry is in a horrible mood, sending everyone running! Who better to help him out thn our favorite blonde slytherin? cute on-shot boyxboy dm/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always Forever: Not long at all alternate version by fragonknight01 reviews
Petunia has summoned the Prince of the Vampires to come and take Harry away. Lucius Malfoy is the current Prince and he thinks Harry will do nicely as his Heir's Consort. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wild One by Starflower-Gem reviews
After an atack Harry is left weak and thinking he's a monster he struggles to hide what he's become while ignoring his cravings.but someone has figured it out, can Harry retain his humanity long enough for Draco to convince him he's not in fact a monster
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'll Be Your Cuddle Bear by PinkPantiesPrincess reviews
Just a short, sweet, little piece of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Desperate Obsessions, Dangerous Consequences by Nienna100 reviews
When a man develops an obsession with Legolas, things go drastically wrong, and Legolas' life is put in danger. Will it bring Legolas and Aragorn closer together, or drive them further apart? MPreg, slash, rape. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,868 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
40 Ways To Tick Off The Order Of The Phoenix by DrunkYouthProdigiesAssociation reviews
Sydney Black is bored, so what does she do for a summer? Well, she comes up with 40 ways to tick off the Order of the Phoenix. I laughed a lot while writing it so you better laugh a lot while reading it! R&R, any flames will be used to toast marshmallows!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - OC - Complete
The Dating Game by dracoredeemed reviews
Harry has to find a date for the Hallowe'en Ball, Hermione is giving him a really hard time, and there's something about Draco that Harry can't figure out. H/D Slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Potion by PinkPantiesPrincess reviews
One drunken night, a morning hang-over, a surprise, and a potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Aurors in the Department by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Aurors Potter and Malfoy are the best, but even they don't usually bring in traumatized, drooling criminals. It's up to Minister Shacklebolt to figure out what happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Impossible Missions Involving Sirius Black by LoquaciousGirl reviews
Hello! I am Elizabeth 'Lizzy' Enid, best friend and 'sister' of a very gay Sirius Black, and it is my personal mission this year to get him to come out and get a boyfriend already...Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Utter Chaos by Namimakura reviews
[On the bed, Hitsugaya let loose fresh screams of tormented dreams.] [An odd chill swept down her spine as she glanced at her former best friend. What was happening to him?] And with that, only the chaos is left. Is there anything left to find?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,592 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Changes by rampaging bookcase reviews
“I knew they had changed. I saw them and I knew.” A one-shot ? about the aftermath of Narnia, and how Helen notices a change in her children. first fanfiction, so please R R. it's K because it's a little sad
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Helen, Edmund Pevensie
Handcuffed Together! by shirochanxmomo1220 reviews
Toshiro and Momo are handcuffed together by none other than Matsumoto. They can't take off the cuffs, and now they're stuck together until Rangiku comes back, but maybe that's a good thing. Hitsuhina romance. Please Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Could You Love Me? by TheSiner reviews
COMPLETE HP/LM, slash, mpreg. Lucius forces Harry to marry him. Things get bad and then they get better. This is a story about two different people from different worlds trying to make it work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 162,136 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Cub or fawn? by PadyandMoony reviews
A closeted and in denial gay Remus. An angry at James who is allegedly cheating on her Lilly, a bottle of firewhisky and thirteen years and nine months later Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban.Warinings: SLASH and mention of child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Habits and Hobbies by Netrixie reviews
HIATUS The Dark Lord has a hobby- one that inevitably leads to Harry getting hit with a new hex. What happens when Poppy discovers one of the ingredients is a powerful derivative of Amortentia? Snarry, HPSS, slash, RATED M FOR A REASON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,447 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Me, Myself and Harry Potter by janecanblog reviews
Draco argues with himself about an event that happened with one Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Professor, chickens make horrible hamburgers by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry forgot his potions homework again... what now? Third in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
HP and the Attempt to Scandalize the School by incinerapture reviews
It's the Samhain Ball. What could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Back In Action by Holly25Trouble reviews
Sequil to Homecoming. A missing elf. Hidden powers. A possible romance brewing in the mix. When Holly returns to the LEP from the Academy, things change for the worse. But can they change for the better?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,995 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Rewrite: Faith Bleeds Red by WishIWasAWitch reviews
Lily and James didn't see their son, now they will pay the ultimate price. Can they save him? Or will blood stain their hands. Can they be forgiven? Or will green eyes haunt them forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
A Civil Partnership by amitai reviews
SLASH, eventual Alex/Yassen. MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Obstruction of Justice by Simply Shelby reviews
Alex is having nightmares. And Jack decides something needs to be done about it. Takes place eight months after Resurgence. Third Piece in the For Neither Queen, Nor Country series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Alex Rider, and the Rorsch test by ponygirl-loves-mcqueen reviews
This is a story about when Alex is with Scorpia and takes the inkblot test. But, he decides to try and be weird, and tries to mess with the psychologist's mind.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Resistance is Futile by LoveIchigo reviews
Trying to find inner-peace is difficult with a hollow on your lap. Resistance is futile, right? IchiHichi one shot randomness. R R people please! Unsure of rating so i guessed.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
The Bet by eternalsailorsolarwind reviews
Renji loses a bet to Ichigo, and has to pay the price.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Day in the Life by highonDr.Pepper reviews
Alex is sent to live with Wolf after an unfortunate incident. From Wolf's point of view.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Insolitus Verum by Moon Ecstasy reviews
My first non-crossover. Short Story of Draco Malfoy when the twins pull a funny prank on him... and how it affects Harry Potter. It's from the deepest depths of madness in my mind. Now longer then the one shot it originally was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jealousy by Netrixie reviews
It's an interesting emotion, isn't it? It tells you things about a person. Slash, Snarry, HPSS. Warnings include bondage, submission, and pain. Established relationship. Easily the most PWP and random smut-fest oneshot I've ever written. VERY 'R' Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Asking a King a Favor by R-chan aka Hoshisaki reviews
Edmund's on the run for his life, hides and needs to ask the newly crowned a favor! SLASH; Edmund/Caspian X To Skandar! Happy b-day!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Purple Bruises by Kumara and Bacon reviews
Harry and Draco are in the library, studying for a Potions exam. Draco is amused when he notices something purple on Harry's neck... SLASH. Drabble. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Red Sun Rising by Calai'di reviews
Sequal to Secrets. Every secret is coming out...to everyone, including the Dark Lord. How will Harry and Draco deal with Voldemort and a Horcrux search when they can't even trust each other? sequal, SLASH, numerous pairings but mostly DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lovebug by tomamazon reviews
Really, this was all that Draco wanted to do. HPDM fluff ficlet, a little OOC for Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Talking Backwards by fuzzyalligator reviews
COMPLETE::Sirius has been hit by a spell that makes him talk backwards. What kind of trouble can he get into?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,598 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Magically Accidental by WC43 reviews
Both Harry and Draco really needed to learn that secret, deep-set sexual attractions don’t mix well with magic. Although, if they had, none of the exciting events of that day could have come to pass.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bertha Jorkins and Her Love Potions by crooked-soul reviews
Bertha Jorkins is on the prowl for Gryffindors resident sex god, Sirius Black, but Remus might have one or two things to say about that Warning:Slash Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Leaving Las Vegas by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
For Angelkitty77. Flees finds an inconsolable Harry and Dean. Oneshot. Part of the Silent Killer 'Verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
I Never Loved A Man No, Wait, Make That Woman by icefire-lioness reviews
Worried!Draco, Horny!Harry, Dominant!Twins. That’s right. Unwilling to start with a mere threesome, icefire lioness has decided that foursomes are much more her thing. Oh, the slash smut! Written for a challenge on SAYS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something Unexpected by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry Potter is acting strange, but how will his lover react when he finds out the most unexpected news Harry will give him? One shot, AU warning, Slash and Mpreg SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco, Queen of Denial by dracoredeemed reviews
Draco may be slim, elegant and slightly campy, but he is definitely NOT gay. Harry sets out to prove he is wrong. H/D Slash. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Prison by Robocracy reviews
AU Fanfic following the life of Kurosaki Ichigo, the new kid on Block C, dealing with problems found in every prison for severely dangerous inmates. Gangs, violence, drugs? But of course! Yaoi fest. Rating WILL go up. To M. Pairings galore. R&R Please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Ichigo K.
The Accident by ClumsyFox reviews
Captain Kurotsuchi has just invented a new experiment and he needs two soul reapers to test it. Hitsugaya and Hinamori are the ones for the job. It happens that Captain Kurotsuchi accidently turned them into two year olds.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Alex in darkness by camnstarr4eva reviews
One-shot not to be taken too seriously. Title says it all ... Fristfic - just checking things out.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Empathy by FrankieSunflower reviews
Peter and Caspian's subjects know them better than they think. Written for SaltLakeQueen as a tankyoo for writing a FANTASTIC Caspeter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
How to Annoy Alex Rider Characters by Schizophrennic Muffin reviews
Basically self explanatory. Rated for occasional language just to be safe. How to annoy Alex Rider characters beginning with the title character himself! by Chocolate Muffin
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2008
A Kid Called Ulquiorra by PashaPup reviews
Ulquiorra had always been one of the most poised and impassive Espada, until he woke up to find he now had the stature of a 5-year-old boy. Can he keep up his reputation or will he become a laughing matter?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Mischief, Mayhem, and Songs by St. Kitsune reviews
One fine day, Abarai Renji was wandering down an abandoned hallway. He wasn't the only one who thought he was alone. Suspense! Intrigue! Blackmail! Pop songs from the 80's!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Byakuya K.
Love as Defined by Grimmjow by Pollux Unbound reviews
Grimmjow writes in his diary, 'The problem with me is, I keep wanting to drop dead whenever he gets near me. And then one day he kisses me.' GrimmIchi Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,343 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Quick Obsession by Dark Darianna Minamino reviews
Page 409, 2nd Paragraph, 6th book--"But Harry ahd never been less interested in Quidditch, he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy" Just enjoy the Randomness that came out of this quote from my slap happy mind. *Please read and review!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mine to Take: Mine to Pleasure: Mine to Love by ScifiSOS reviews
SEQUEL to:Revenge Makes Sex Sweeter:which is the sequel to:Sexually Frustrated: Draco can't get that damned collar off him.Magic doesn't work so what does?This has two oneshots in one.The second is kind of like a bonusfeature.SLASH,HPDM,LEMON,readandrevie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Roses by sue9292 reviews
The day Harry and Draco thank the lord for the new girl. Because not everyone likes who they are.HarryXDraco. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Egoist oOo English Version by Moku reviews
[Latest Chapter:] Draco has to drink Veritaserum because of a lost bet. Now, how will he make it through the day? HPDMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Winning by electrickpurple reviews
In which Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter get more than they bargained for after a lesson with Snape. Drarry slash fic - with *twist*, mature rated **SEQUEL - 'A SUBTLE SHIFT'**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Idiocracy by heartware reviews
Rukia Kuchiki is the worst student in her school, and when her teachers decide that enough is enough, she and five other idiots will go through detention, crazy cheating attempts, and near expulsion suspension to end their biggest hell ever, high school.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,548 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Rukia K.
Jailbait by dftreaper reviews
a 3-shot of 3 different jailbait couples! UraIchi, IchiHitsi,and RenIchi. yaoi. no like no read.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Love in 5 Days by TrulyFrighteninLilMonsterAlice reviews
What happens when a girl's love potion goes horribly wrong? Harry walks in just as Draco drinks it not knowing what it is. He instantly falls madly in love with Potter. Shh...It will only hurt for a minute. For all the Harry x Draco fans out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Resurgence by Simply Shelby reviews
Or Voluntary Return to Active Duty. Back in the field, Alex tumbles into trouble and K-Unit bails him out. Wolf and Alex talk about his career choice. Second piece in the For Neither Queen, Nor Country series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Intense by Flash Foreward reviews
Chronicles of Narnia. Caspian has noticed the dark intensity of Edmund's gaze, and he wonders about it and the wisdom there. One night, he finally gets to ask, and learns a bit more about the King of Old. Edmund/Caspian slash. One shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Pollux Unbound reviews
Ichigo transfers to an all-boys' school and gets acquainted with all sorts of teenagers, including one with whom he ultimately falls in love. For Grimmjow happens to be the most popular jock in school, while Ichigo is just your typical teen. AU GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,241 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The ChildMaker by zfirze reviews
“Grimm…it’s impossible. Males can’t get pregnant. It is physically impossible,” Ichigo said gently.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Can You Count to Thirteen? by himawarixxsandz reviews
something about the bleach captains, i might do something about the lieutenants similar to this......reviews please!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Pinata by GrnEydDvl reviews
It was without a doubt the most colorful thing that had ever graced the 10th squad office. A Hitsugaya Toushiro oneshot. Just for fluff and fun.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Plan by fanfictionusername reviews
A little extra before Ichigo and co set out to save Rukia in the soul society arc. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
The What If Machine by Robocracy reviews
"This," He said, pointing to what appeared to be a green and white, sparkly, buttonless television, "is the 'What If Machine!" insert dramatic pause here. Chapter 7 UP! 'If Orihime was captain'AsRequested! RatedT FluffCrack GrimmHime! Requests Welcome!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Diamond In The Rough by CrazyLoveChild reviews
After watching the Disney Movie, Aladdin, Nnoitra and Syazel get back at Ulquiorra and Grimmjow for being so annoying. Based and inspired on Teenager’s prompt; lamp. Rated for Language, Adult Humor, and possible Cross-Dressing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Farewell, Dearly Beloved Sanity by Pollux Unbound reviews
Well, Grimmjow can't get any straighter, can he? He's among the mighty Espada, as arrogant as a king, handsome as a prince, strong as a captain, manly as a murderer, and what else? In love with Ichigo. Hell yeah. One-shot GrimmIchi GRIMMJOW'S POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Renji A., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Jealousy, Alcohol and Caspian's Secret Crush by FrankieSunflower reviews
Caspian must keep composure. He must focus on his duties as king. He must ignore all dishonorable temptations. And he must definitely NOT be letting an intoxicated Peter Pevensie into his bedroom.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Loud and Clear by buduica reviews
Yoruichi loves teasing young Byakuya. The angrier he gets, the more fun she has.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Reaching For the Moon by Maiden Bacchante reviews
Shall I tell you the difference between you and I? A monkey reaching for the moon -episode 52-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Hope And Truth by Harpy Wings reviews
full sum inside. Harry left five years ago, now his back as Australia's seeker, he also comes with a little surprise or two. slash DMHP, OCs, MPREG. Chapter 1, edited Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hill by smile like a fish reviews
Byakuya is hurting, the one he loves is engaged to his sister... but soon everything will change because Ichigo will teach Byakuya about the beautiful things in life... warning... SLASH
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Faith Bleeds Red by WishIWasAWitch reviews
Lily and James can't see the pain in their sons' green eyes.They can't see their son.When Harry finds out a way to be seen,to right all the wrongs.Is it too late?.Can Lily and James save their son?.Or will Harry die,with his blood on their hands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Artemis at School by Holly25Trouble reviews
Artemis is going to a public school and meets some intersting people. Mainly a girl that he gets a crush on. Everything is going just fine untill the Halloween Ball and a certin fairy shows up.... AFxOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Artemis F.
Jan—Ken—Pon—Zanpakutou? by jellinor reviews
The one in which Yoruichi gets her own way, and Twelfth Division gets a captain. Everybody wins. Almost. One-shot, set prior to the "Turn Back the Pendulum" mini-series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Love me Dammit! by Haruyan reviews
Renji likes Ichigo. Ichigo likes Renji. Everyone knows that, except each other.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
The Diary of a Miserable Girl by fanfictionusername reviews
A diary of a girl who is new to shinigami life and experiences a lot of things. Flames will be used to bake more cookies. Rated for bad language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Dereliction of Duty by Simply Shelby reviews
Post Snakehead. Ben Daniels calls on Alex with a few choice words. Alex realises he has a duty he can't ignore. And hadn't he always known he could never give this up? First in teh For Neither Queen, Nor Country series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Saving You by Begriffsschrift reviews
Oh dear. This time around, Ichigo needs to be saved. IchigoxRenji drabble oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Stay With Me Tonight by SadoYasutora reviews
Yumichika goes out every night with different men, which leaves Ikkaku to think to himself and figure out his feelings for the other. One-sided IkkakuxYumichika
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Distribution by armyofgnomes reviews
A certain picture of Renji is leaked to all of Seireitei, thanks to the Shinigami Women's Association. Byakuya is not pleased. Oneshot, humorous fluff with slight romance, complete. Byaren yaoi/shonen-ai in all its loveliness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Beyond the Closet Door by cg2006 reviews
Rukia takes a Saturday afternoon nap and wakes up to an awkward...conversation between Ichigo and Renji... Featuring Blushing Perverted Rukia, Screaming Ichigo and Frustrated Renji. T for sexual innuendo and language. oneshot. this summary sucks...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Convenience by Begriffsschrift reviews
Were they just friends with benefits? IchigoxRenji drabble oneshot. first fic. Reviews are appreciated as well as constructive criticisms. Flames are not.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Scroll of Laquexia by Bored-is-my-favorite-word reviews
Dumbledore has been hiding something and its about to kick him in the ass.Who is the Dementor Prince and what does he want with Harry?Wait Harry's his mate!OCHP!Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Harry P.
Leave Me Wordless by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
SEQUEL to “Speak To Me” Harry Potter is finding it hard to move on, but is finally exposing himself to the wizarding world. With a mind not full, but yearning, he tries to live his life as normally as he can, dreaming of Draco Malfoy every step of the way
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stop Calling Her by youcantseeus reviews
Edmund is very annoyed when Caspian keeps calling the Pevensies back into Narnia so that he can spend time with Susan ... but is it truly just annoyance or does jealousy play a role? CaspianEdmund. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 392 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sexy NEWTs by 2dragonkat reviews
Hormones are running rampage through the students of Harry Potter’s seventh year of Hogwarts, but it seems he has run into a problem that could affect him for the rest of his life, unless he finds a remedy. Harry&Draco oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rhythm by Acmarache reviews
Sequel to “Caught” and prompt "Music". Urahara and Ichigo meet up at the club on Saturday. They continue where they left off and smut ensues.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Potions Professor by Kristen Hudson reviews
HBP Alternative Universe. Harry acquires a surprising new ally as he struggles to overcome his grief and accept the burden of the Prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,017 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sugar Rush by Acmarache reviews
Prompt from KivaEmber. What happens when Ichigo has far too much sugar and runs into Byakuya? Will Urahara and Isshin help him?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Dying by Acmarache reviews
Prompt by KivaEmber. Urahara thinks he's dying, and Ichigo is there to help make his last moments worthwhile.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Rain by Acmarache reviews
Much more serious than previous works. Ichigo has always hated the rain. Even the smell that came after it. One night Urahara gives him a reason to enjoy the smell of rain again.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Three Things That Could Happen to Renji by Imadra Blue reviews
...when he meets Byakuya again. Three different looks at possible reunions between Renji and Byakuya, all following Chapter 315 of the manga. Gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Help, Whether He Likes It or Not by rosenotrosie reviews
Harry's married, abused, and raped by his spouse and when he bumps into Severus and he finds out.  Harry and his two children's fate come to rest in Sev's hands, no matter what Harry does.  Eventual HarrySnape/Snarry. This means malexmale, yaoi, or slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,143 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
21 Ways To Give Your Lover a Migraine by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Companion story to "At Least It's Not Contagious". Sev ate the last slice of chocolate cheesecake, therefore he deserved punishment. Or at least, that's the excuse Harry was going with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Disarmed by Aebhel reviews
Edmund joins the fencing club.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Uneventful Alleyway by just a rambling romantic reviews
RENBYA. This is the oneshot in which Assisstant Captain Abarai Renji acquires a black kitten and some how ends up sleeping with Captain Kuchiki Byakuya. This is proof that good things DO happen to redheads.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Toshiro and Momo's Vacation by shirochanxmomo1220 reviews
Toshiro and Momo win tickets to the shinigami resort. Will they finally admit their love for each other? Rangiku teaches Momo how to seduce? Gin teaches Toshiro how to win Momo over? HitsuHina fluffromance... Lemons later on. side paring: RangikuxGin
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
You Already Know What's Next by Silverdawn89 reviews
It's about Truth or Dare, except it's not really about Truth or Dare at all. Or: there is alcohol and a bunch of twenty-somethings play embarrassing party games.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fool or The Many Good Deeds of Draco Malfoy by AvocadoLove reviews
You haven’t done one brave or noble thing in your life, Malfoy. Then you come into my house and ask me why I won’t do the right thing for you? What have you ever done for anyone? Slash Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,529 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raindrops by KivaEmber reviews
UraIchi. Fluff alert. Ichigo shouldn’t have stood out in the rain for so long without an umbrella. Oh well, at least Urahara has a legible excuse to snuggle against his favourite strawberry!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Agree to disagree by Haruyan reviews
Ken/Ichi The 11th Division agrees, the 6th does not.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - K. Zaraki, Ichigo K. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Unforeseen Complications by Acmarache reviews
Ichigo and Urahara are oblivious idiots. Isshin, for once, can see what everyone else has missed and decides to do something about it. May God have mercy on their souls with Isshin involved. Quite a bit of angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Give Me Envy by KivaEmber reviews
AU FANTASY ONESHOT. HichiIchi. He thought it was a simple reason like Shiro being jealous, so he’s duly surprised that it was something much more then that.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Peas In A Pod? by NightRanger85 reviews
They're smart. They're insightful. They're both a little...off. When two geniuses meet. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Only Us by StarkBlack reviews
Shuuhei/Renji This is another birthday fic. Shameless mansecks insues. Warnings: boyxboy, anal, rimming, language, the usual xD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
Footprints by Mischief in Mink reviews
IchiRuki oneshot collections.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Monologue by Maiden Bacchante reviews
Renji is a man at the end of his patience. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
You look like Hitsugaya taichou by Hiroen Nnir reviews
All Rukia wanted was a cute pet, she got what she wanted. She got a bunny!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Rukia K. - Complete
What it is to be Necessary by WingsOfADream reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Epitome of a Soldier. With Voldemort gone for good, many thought Harry would simply allow himself to fade away. He goes on though and must find a new purpose to live. DMHP SLASH within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,971 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Remedy by StarkBlack reviews
ShuuKira Set right after the shinigami cup when Shuuhei and Kira went to get foot massages. Warnings: yaoi, language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
My Little Strawberry by Solo-Strifer reviews
Renji is bored and decides to go and visit his favorite little strawberry... YAOI. RenjixIchigo rated for good reason.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
ReLIVE by amaya-black-wings reviews
“How would you like to know that your entire life was all a lie?” As an impulsive and dynamic girl forces her way into Artemis' life, a mysterious group after Artemis' blood is revealed. Not everything is as it seems... *Now newly edited and rewritten!*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,458 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
House Competition by Laurenke1 reviews
How do you deal with House Competition when you are Head of Gryffindor House and your lover is head of Slytherin? Harry wonders late at night. One shot. AU warning. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Drunken Laps by moonlight.gabriel reviews
Eight shinigamis, a whole lotta sake, an obstacle course and why not? We'll throw in some hado and shunpo as well. Combine and you get a cornucopia of chaos and humour! Complete
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - R. Matsumoto - Complete
This Time Imperfect by armyofgnomes reviews
Renji knows he'll never by good enough for Byakuya, yet he continues to try, scraping his fangs at the moon. Or throwing paper airplanes at his taicho. . . angst, eventually requited love, and romance: Byaren yaoi/shonen-ai in all its loveliness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Hidden Child by Nienna100 reviews
A LegolasAragorn slash fic. Rated T for Mpreg. My spin on how the quest should have gone... please R&R. Clearly AU. Flames just add to the review count :P. Currently under Revision.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,973 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Drinking Game by Teslyn reviews
pure!crack Let’s play a game, they said. It’s perfectly harmless, they said. It’ll be fun. Perfectly harmless my ass, Ichigo thinks.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Tales of the Hollow World Holiday House by grimmkitty reviews
AU fic where Aizen and friends have their own Espada style Jersey Shorehouse. Whee!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2008 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
A Hollow's Deal by Veiled and Missing reviews
HichigoxShinji. One-shot! When Ichigo invited Shinji to his house for a sleep-over, it wasn't his idea. Then, Shinji 'accidentally' spilled his dessert on himself... Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Shinji H. - Complete
Species Confusion by MagicCandyCat reviews
The Hitsugaya VS. Matsumoto war continues, and the unsuspecting Komamaru-taichou is dragged into the fray. Another humorous one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/2/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13580 - Favs: 7,900 - Follows: 6,553 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Birthday Lights by moonlight.gabriel reviews
It's December 20th and we all know what that means! Every year Momo gets Toshiro to do something on his birthday. This year she gets him setting up his very own present! Hitsuhina - One-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Come Kid With Me by Netrixie reviews
Harry has a secret. And soon the whole school is going to find out. What does our favourite Hero do? Drarry, Harry!Mpreg, fluffy-angst. SLASH DMHP HGSS SEVERITUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,799 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Couple Fights by 11X.d reviews
Aizen and the espada has much to comment on Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra's relationship as they wait for their meeting to start while listening to their infamous couple fights.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Learning to Heed Toushiro's Warnings by MagicCandyCat reviews
Rangiku thought he was being stupid, Toushiro knew he was being cunning. A comedy one-shot with our Squad 10 Taichou and Fukutaichou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Unintended Consequences by dracoredeemed reviews
Harry is getting magically bonded, Draco is drunk, and things don't go quite according to plan. H/D Slash. Rated for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Empathy by DiePi reviews
Hitsugaya is paying the price for using the ultimate skill. He needs to stay at Kurosaki's during his recovery but how will things turn out, especially when the prodigy is empathic? YAOI IchixHitsu eventually with plot later. Rated M for LEMON later.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,988 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Senbazuru by moonlight.gabriel reviews
Momo wants Toshiro's love so she decides to complete senbazuru to wish for it. However, would she be truly happy with wished love? Hitsuhina - 1st Fanfic - Complete
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,699 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Perfect Delirium by Ichigo No Ki reviews
When Renji and Shuuhei are granted holiday time, Renji decides it would be a good idea for them to get away for a while however with an argument and Shuuhei falling ill, this holiday isn't going exactly to plan. RenShuu. Yaoi. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Operation Protect Cub by Ashadowofwings reviews
Since the sniper failed, Scorpia has vowed to kill Alex before three weeks is up, and it's up to a certain SAS team to stop them. ON HIATUS Sorry, I've tried, but frankly I got older and I can't read it without wincing. Thanks for all the support.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,109 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 3,889 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shinigami on Ice by Tsuki-no-Kurokage reviews
It's Valentine's Day in the real world. How nice. And it'll get even nicer when Ichigo gets jealous of whoever tries to woo an unsuspecting Hitsugaya. Will he admit his feelings to a taichou who doesn't express what he thinks? ::Happy V day!:: Mostly crac
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
A Break from Work by Thaurn reviews
Ichigo and Renji bring Byakuya to a bar, wanting him to relax from work. Heavy SMUT 3some IchigoxRenjixByakuya A second chapter up as requested!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Uneasy Alliances by Gryvon reviews
Grimmjow/Ichigo. In an alternate twist of events, Grimmjow finds himself exiled from Heuco Mundo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Birthday Fortunes by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis receives a bag of fortune cookies for his birthday. He, however, refuses to see them as anything but evil. The rip in the time space continuum only strengthens his belief. UNDER CONSTRUCTION, MAJOR CONSTRUCTION aka ON HOLD
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Artemis F.
Save me from Dispair by Assassination reviews
Shiro's breaking over Ichigo being with Rukia, so now, he has nowhere to hide, cutting himself, and when Ichigo finds out, where's he to run too! [Major CURSING, some sexual themes, and blood not really. Possible OOCness.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
A Bowl of Cherries by StarRose reviews
Written for a prompt: Chocolate covered cherries. Draco makes Ginny and Dean's wedding a lot more interesting for Harry. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scars by soulholders reviews
Late at night, after Ichigo is asleep, Grimmjow traces scars. Having Ichigo not able to distract him is good exercise for his brain. Hybrid drabblestory. GrimmjowIchigo yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Love From Afar by witchintraining reviews
Lucius has self control and realistic views toward his relationship with his mate, but loves him none the less. My take on Veela!Lucius. HarryLucius SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,622 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Dragonseeker: Heritage by RegalGold reviews
An ancient bloodline rears its head causing Harry quite some trouble, along with an unwanted status. HPDM, Mpreg. creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,188 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten Wings by Naughty Kitsune reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Magical Creature Harry submissive and Veela Draco dominant. Harry's twin was proclaimed savior of the Wizarding World while Harry was sent to the abusive Dursleys yip! It's that song and dance again!. 1/9/2013 Go read my profile for an update
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,804 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Never Agree to Things Concerning Matsumoto by MagicCandyCat reviews
Toushiro made a mental note to always get every little detail out of Matsumoto, having learnt the hard way if he didn't. Just a humourous one shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/22/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Foaly gets attacked by fangirls by Mojo817 reviews
What does the title say? Foaly gets attacked by fangirls. oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Foaly, Artemis F. - Complete
Dancing Queen by Black Gargie reviews
The Dancing Queen dances, not caring of the world and not allowing anyone to come near him, as if waiting for his beloved... AU, OCs POV, Harry Potter Mugglestyle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Keep It Simple, Stupid by Lomonaaeren reviews
NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Turning Hearts by Laurenke1 reviews
When both Arwen and Thranduil die, the world of Elves and Men has to be reunited. Yet is one friend willingly enough to accept what another friend has to offer? Slash warning, Character death and AU warning
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,693 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Homecoming by Holly25Trouble reviews
After TLC. Holly Short is returning to Haven for the first time in three years. How will she handel the changes? More importently, how will she deal with her aunt and cousin staying at her house! And will she and Trouble ever kiss! HT FINISHED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,816 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Hanabi by berrychi84 reviews
Grimmjow stretches the boundries of Ichigo's /You can come see me any time, as long as I'm not at school or you show yourself to anyone that will cause a problem./ He also realizes that fireworks make a good distration.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dejected by Hair-Noodles reviews
Hanatarou is frequently abused by the other soul reapers. No one notices him or remembers him, but somehow they all find a way to hurt him. Byakuya decides to help Hana. But why? M for later ch's Contains yaoi,shounen ai Sequel Disenchanted is posted
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
NonExistent Foresight by Antharyn reviews
If Renji had known it would turn out like this he never would have locked Kira and Hisagi in that supply closet. HisagixKira
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Messages And Romance in the LEP by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Holly and Lilli are messaging when Trouble comes up for a chat. Could there be romance in the air? COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Afterwards by Ferosh reviews
This is a series of oneshots about Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory's life together after the war. It is a compainion piece to my story The Champion's. CDHP Harry is nineteen and Cedric is twentytwo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,570 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Watching Them by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, fluff. Hermione has wondered for years how Harry got Draco Malfoy to act like a civilized person in public. Now she thinks she's figured it out. Hermione POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Morning After by the butler reviews
Renji was pretty sure Kuchikitaichou was gonna kill him.renjibyakuya, look out, yaoi thingy. also, bad words. only what happens the morning after, because i can't seem to write the night before.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
I'll make anything possible if it's for you by DiePi reviews
It's a hot summer day and everyone knows the frosty 10th division captain hates summer. But this year, Ichigo might have a trick up his sleeve for his highly irritated boyfriend. Sucks at summary. IchixHitsu established, rated T for YAOI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Say it Ain't So by Antharyn reviews
Afer one wild, drunken night some things are better left to the unknown. CRACK. XD HisagixKira, IkkakuKira, IbaKira, Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Adios, Amigos by Pollux Unbound reviews
Grimmjow writes a farewell letter simply because he's had enough of Aizen, Espada, and Las Noches. Finally, he decides to quit Hueco Mundo. Here is his letter. One-shot. Implied GrimmIchi and GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Opposites Do Attract by Pollux Unbound reviews
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are exchanging letters of insulting and mocking contents. But as fate would have it, things turn out differently. One-shot Yaoi GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Epitome of a Soldier by WingsOfADream reviews
Instead of being sent to the Dursleys, Harry was hidden away, his magic allowed to grow undisturbed, until the day came when Dumbledore would wake him. Only Dumbledore died. DMHP SLASH within.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,215 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Unromantic Love Story by All-knowing Alien reviews
Because all HD shippers have to write a Veela!fic. This time with a twist. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Assistance by QianYun reviews
[ByaRen] It had to be through some extremely odd twist of fate that he found himself hanging upside down outside his captain’s window.Or just his friends messing with him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The joys of life by starburst27 reviews
Oneshot. Root gets locked in a closet.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
And I Owe it All to My Stomach by sum nox reviews
Harry and Draco accidently preform an ancient marriage ritual and are now betrothed to one another. (or are they)and Voldemort is slightly more insane than in the books! HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,678 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Elucidation by Iiarala reviews
When Remus and Harry fought with each other in Grimmauld Place, Remus said he'd made a 'grave mistake in marrying Tonks'. But what if it weren't for the reasons he cites in Deathly Hallows? What if there were another, totally different reason... RLHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Simple Exchanges by Silver Harmony reviews
Ichigo makes the mistake of crossing Seireitei’s youngest captain and lands himself in an inevitably sticky situation. Hitsugaya x Ichigo yaoi, or slash. If you don't like that kind of stuff, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Where's My Dragon? by just-Felton reviews
[Revise] Slash! Mrating for later chapters. Harry's firmly absolutely convinced that he's Draco Malfoy's boyfriend and nobody can change his mind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,868 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 4,236 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ophiomancy by Lunadeath reviews
Dumbledore tries to help unite Hogwarts by showing them that there’s a thin line between Houses. He asks those that have been almost sorted into a different House to stand up. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Fan Girls Aren't So Bad by Wayward Awesome reviews
What happens when an interesting picture is circulated around Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Frozen Strawberries by jacob reviews
Frozen strawberries are best served with a few ice crystals still remaining. If thawed completely they will become mushy. Clearly it was Kurosaki's fault, although he wouldn't be surprised if Matsumoto had planned the entire affair. [HitsuIchi SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That's Sexual Harassment by peroxidepest17 reviews
Shuuhei is being sexually harassed. He thinks.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Yumichika A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
My Eternal Love by WingsOfADream reviews
Is there really such a thing as soulmates? Or does Fate simply provide us an oppotunity of a perfect match? After several past lives of loving each other, Draco and Harry come together again. Preslash within :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Family Means More Than Blood by WingsOfADream reviews
A prophecy made in 1975 drastically changes the life of the boy who should have been known as Harry Potter. DMHP main couple, onesided LVHP also includes adoptivefather!Snape :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 422,104 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Technique by Tara Kitaide reviews
Renji confronts Shuuhei about his odd facial tattoo only to find what it means first hand. [[YAOI]] [[RENJI X SHUUHEI]] [[ONE SHOT]]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
Upper Hand by Silver Harmony reviews
Ichigo should never think that he would always have the upper hand – especially not when dealing with Hitsugaya Toshiro. Hitsugaya x Ichigo yaoi, or slash. If you don't like that kind of stuff, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Silent Killer by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
When Harry turns seventeen he finds something out about his past, well… more like about his bloodline. He decides to make good use of it… starting one death eater at a time... Will be Slash of the HPDM kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,007 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Attraction by Lunadeath reviews
Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,975 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden Pregnancy by Nienna100 reviews
LegolasAragorn slash fic. Resubmission of Hidden Child, with different ending. Rated M for sexual content, and Mpreg. Written during the quest, please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Crystal by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
AU “He’s as… fragile as crystal…” To wear matching rings is believed to be the ultimate expression of love… Summary inside. HPTR Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,975 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
At Least It's Not Contagious by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Harry's on a sugar high, Dumbledore's more Twinkly than ever, and Snape just doesn't want to catch it. Oneshot. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Incubus Anxieties by daemonfamiliar reviews
Draco finds out he's an incubus at the same time Harry gets up the nerve to tell him he likes him as more than a friend. How can Harry find out what's wrong and convince him that his feelings are real in time to save Draco from himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lovesick Ramblings Of Hisagi Shuuhei by Ichigo No Ki reviews
Shuuhei writes everything in his diary, but what happens when he loses it? Renji x Shuuhei. Yaoi. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
Not Seamus' Fault by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Possession by rabbitsix reviews
Renji has something that doesn't belong to him. RenjiByakuya gen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Sanity, and the Whomping Willow by Ailionora reviews
Harry thinks he is sane. Ron disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
HPDM Drabble Competition: Round One by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Taught by a ghost whose voice made even Hermione yawn, Harry had found that HoM was a time to let one’s mind wander. That’s what made it Hogwarts’ most dangerous class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P.
HPDM Drabble Competition: Round Five Finale by sparkley-tangerine reviews
“It was bound to end…..”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HPDM Drabble Competition: Round Four by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Draco felt ridiculous, standing underneath the Quidditch bleachers with the leftover trash from that day’s game.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HPDM Drabble Competition: Round Three by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Prompt: fight Emerald eyes caught sight of his blond Slytherin Prince tired and bloody but still determined and found it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bonding by jwg676 reviews
Isshun tries and fails to bond with Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Ichigo K., Isshin K. - Complete
The Hazards of Being the Boss's Girl by peroxidepest17 reviews
There's a price that comes with being the big dog in town.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Ganju S., Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Mr Veela by redfox13 reviews
Veela!Snape. You’re joking! Snape’s a Veela? And Harry Potter’s his mate? I think this is a Veela tale gone wrong! OOC, OneShot, SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unintentionally Yours by Dinkel reviews
What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 340,148 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
HPDM Drabble Competition: Round Two by sparkley-tangerine reviews
We should go out tonight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Veela's Intuition by Pandora's Whisper reviews
HPDM Draco Malfoy has receive his Inheritance and... he's a VEELA? His mate is no other then Harry Potter. But someone plans to keep Harry for himself. Can they get through this together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The day Hinamori died by jwg676 reviews
Hinamori kills herself. Finally.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - M. Hinamori - Complete
Emerald by Starflower-Gem reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Oil and Water by SimplyElymas reviews
A series of 100 HolmesWatson drabbles. Yes, slash. And yes, romance. I might as well admit it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
The Morning After by ElenaC reviews
It's time for Holmes and Watson to face the morning after the night before. Slash, oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
It Can't Be Love by redfox13 reviews
Draco Malfoy, Veela. Harry Potter, Veela’s mate. Draco doesn’t seem to think so, but why pass up an opportunity to have the BoyWhoLived bowing to your every want and need? DMHP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bugger All for Christmas by Jo Z. Pierce reviews
Blackadder IV, Set preseries. It's Christmas Eve, 1916, on the front lines. Baldrick trims a tree, the General has a new plan to win the war, and Blackadder runs some manuevers with Darling. Warning:BlackadderDarling SLASH. Chapter 2 borderline M rated
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Mel and Skye unleashed by wiccabookworm reviews
Two unlikely Australians become the things they most hate: Mary Sues. Oh the irony. I'm partnering with aussiesheila47 on this one although we have now abandoned this story due to no reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Fashion Tips by seca reviews
Byakuya tries to correct Renji’s lack of fashion.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Between A Tiger and A Stag by Copper Vixen reviews
Can six illegal animagi survive the Forbidden Forest, Death Eater attacks, and each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lost and Found by Elexandros reviews
Peter gets lost in his own castle only to be found by Edmund. Who is also lost. Rather silly and pointless, but cute and fluffy all the same. I figure we can use some silliness. Warnings: SLASH. I SO warned you.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006
Language by Ichigo No Ki reviews
Sequel to 'Tomorrow' Renji tells Byakuya he's leaving but will Byakuya swallow his pride and tell Renji what he needs to hear or is it over for good? ONESHOT yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Hogwarts Adaptation of King Arthur by grave-walker reviews
Sequel to April Fools. There's going to be a school play at Hogwarts, with Harry and Draco as its stars. However when a plot is found out for straight seduction, harry and Draco must find a way for revenge and to save themselves from straight sex! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,478 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fast Learner by Vialana reviews
Renji/Ichigo :: Everyone wanted to know just what happened with Ichigo last night.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Pretty Boy by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Alex has a plan. Artemis does NOT like it. Crossdressing and slash ensue. AA crossover. No idea what happened with the title XD.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Bond DVD Extras by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Timelines, deleted scenes, articles related to Bond. In other words, nothing of interest, except to folks who have read Bond. Final addition: the healing circle in chapter 1112, from Lucius Malfoy's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,596 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Whumph by Ramschabare reviews
A satire of Creature and Bond fics. Draco and Harry are connected by a bond...a physical bond! Slashy goodness, and If you don't like don't read. Every line full of sarcasm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
To love Alone by DuchessofSade reviews
Harry and Draco are married under no circumstances of their own, Draco, not seeing it as real marriage, continues his playboy ways and Harry just keeps falling deeper in love with him. Mpreg warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Different Kind of Hero by Ceilidh of One reviews
DISCONTINUED Sequel to DKP. Draco and Harry were turned into vampires. The only way for them become human again is to kill their Mistress, the vampiress Niles, who’s nowhere to be found. Who is Adyn, the child claiming to be Niles’ daughter?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Filthy Bulgarian Hands by Lykaios Nyx reviews
Ron is convinced that Krum has his sights and his filthly Bulgarian hands set on Hermione. THIS IS SLASH MxM MALExMALE LOVING! Don't like slash? Don't read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by TheSiner reviews
Lucius catches Harry, but something happens and it’s not so obvious who the cat is and who the mouse is anymore. Why Harry suddenly likes Lucius so much? HarryLucius slash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,930 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Speak to me by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
Complete! Harry Potter had defeated Voldemort. But his victory had major consequences. One being the fact that Harry has totally shut himself away from any contact with anyone. No one can help. No one, that is, except a certain Slytherin enemy. Slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,723 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Caught Red Handed II Boyfriend by Starflower-Gem reviews
DMHP oneshot, Draco wants his sword back, so he sneaks off to Harry's to retrieve it, and is confronted by Harry's Aunt and Uncle..he needs an excuse for trespassing, being Harry's Boyfriend might work! Slash! Sequal to Caught Red Handed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Heart of the Phoenix by daemonfamiliar reviews
We all know the prophecy Harry has to fulfill: either he kills Voldemort or Voldermort kills him, right? Well, there is one little line that Dumbledore 'accidentally' edited out of the memory in the Pensieve, and one line can make all the difference. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,581 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bind the Serpent by AnnaDruvez reviews
Kidnapped from the Dursley's Harry has more to face than Voldemort's death... Such as LV's new interests. Rated M for later chapters. HPLMLV Wow, an update!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,911 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - [Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort]
Champions by Just Wolf reviews
After Cedric talks to Harry at the Yule Ball, Harry begins to think he might be more than just a Pretty Boy. Exploring the possibilities of a relationship between them during GoF. Feedback is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,486 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
April Fools by grave-walker reviews
Sequel to Happy Valentines Day Harry. It's April Fool's day and the Gryffindor boys plus Draco...and Hermione issue a challenge, Who is the greatest prankster? HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by nat rulz reviews
Harry never was good at potions. Ron never was good at controlling his temper. Draco never was good at shutting his mouth. A potion pairing by the HarryHating Snape only ends up brewing trouble. slash! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,971 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 6,791 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 288 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cat Amongst the Pigwidgeons by Ghyste reviews
Magical Creature Story: Draco receives some unsettling news about his heritage and... oh, you know the rest! [AU HD slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happy Valentines Day Harry by grave-walker reviews
Harry hates Valentines Day, it just doesn't work out for him. When Harry finds out Draco Malfoy is leaving Hogwarts, will he confess his love or let himself live in regret? HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Different Kind of PureBlood by Ceilidh of One reviews
With the Order of the Phoenix gone, Harry has no more protection with the abusive Dursleys. He expects to be murdered. What he doesn't expect is to be rescued by an equally helpless Draco Malfoy, who's been disowned for becoming a vampire! HPDM SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,327 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Magic Box by grave-walker reviews
After destroying Snape's potion supply Harry and Draco are accidentally telaported into a small box. Will Hermioinie and Ron find Harry before i't too late? Will Harry and Draco admit their true feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,754 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Find Me by Darashini reviews
Legolas is convinced that Aragorn will have a happier life with Arwen and is determined to leave. Can Aragorn convince him otherwise before he is gone from the ranger's life? one-shot, SLASH, and PG13 for a few swears...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Omniscient by Lykaios Nyx reviews
LAST CHAPPIE...“That’s it! I love Moony!” he screamed, the pillow somewhat muffling his voice. Suddenly the pillow was ripped away from his face. Sirius’s dark blue eyes widened as he came face to face with an adorably sleepyand shirtless Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Behind the Masks by Keyvies reviews
Great wizards often have lifemates, one person they are destined to be with. During seventh year Hogwarts has a Masquerade. What happens when Harry's lifemate takes off the mask and he's fallen head over heels for the enemy? HPDM. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,892 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Elf Prince's Mate by fantasylover12001 reviews
High elf prince Draco Malfoy has just found his mate: a human named Harry Potter who is completely ignorent of his identity. Which is fine with Draco because he doesn't need a mate. Right? SLASH, NO FLAMES! DH and RHr. Now has MPREG, don't like, don't rea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Promise by Only Insanity Rules Here reviews
Complete! PreHBP. Harry is taken from his home, and then he is rescued by Severus Snape. However, all is not as it seems as he gives birth to a daughter, and makes family out of the most unlikely of people. HPDM, MPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossdress For Success by fight4foo reviews
The sixthdivision boys have a new mission that reveals many things: Byakuya looks good in a skirt, Yamamoto is a perv, and Renji…better run for his life. ByakuRen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4738 - Favs: 6,954 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe Blackmail by California smells funny reviews
One of the Stocking Filler triad. It's Christmas, and the new army of evil mistletoe catches Harry and Draco... HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Escapology by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
R! Slash & Mpreg! Severus is forced to house Harry at Christmas, but things get much more complicated...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,896 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Good Will and Crackers for All by WingsOfADream reviews
ONESHOT: It's Christmas Day at Hogwarts and Harry gets a better than average gift from his Christmas cracker at dinner. Look everyone, Harry and Draco SLASH! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by WingsOfADream reviews
COMPLETE: Harry's got a nasty case of flu but he refuses to rest, instead opting to continue his secret liaisons with Draco at night. That turns out to be a very bad decision. Happy, fluffy SLASH ahoy! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gone But Not Forgotten by ArianSkye reviews
SPOLIER ALERT FOR OPAL DECEPTION! Holly takes in Troubles cousin, who want's to get into the LEP. And she's female. Read to find out the rest.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Marry Me! by bloodsucking-llama reviews
AU: Draco uses Harry as a way to get out of an unwanted marriage. DMHP slash. Written before book 6. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,673 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Old Friends and Enemies by Trouble Kelp reviews
Holly is being stalked, but not by someone she thought would want to stalk her. Then she risks her life to save an old friend who she thought was dead. What will happen when some of her old enemies regroup?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Only Ever to You by WingsOfADream reviews
ONESHOT: Thanks to a little help from Hermione, Draco finally reveals his feelings to Harry and just a few others. Beware of SLASH which lurks within :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trouble at the LEP Academy by Trouble Kelp reviews
Trouble Kelp and Holly Short have been paired together at the LEP academy. They must overcome a series of obstacles to pass the year. A secret Holly's mother took to the grave is revealed and Holly meets her twin sister, a fashion designer.[Holly Trouble]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Tinlow Industries by Stormcloud Empath reviews
After making a highly unadvisable bet with Darling, Blackadder finds that his only hope of avoiding bankruptcy lies in a job at George's family's company, Tinlow Industries. And then the fun begins ... oh, and there's BD and MG slash.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
100 and 1 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood by just giddy reviews
Oliver's beloved team list 100 and 1 ways to annoy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Oliver W.
Silverhope's Veela by Keikokin reviews
Poking fun at Veela fics, with Draco as the Veela. This is very campy. Dedicated to Silverhope. COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Staring Contest,Snow and kiddies by Untouchable-Life reviews
Pg 13 for now R for later chapters. Draco and Harry both have been thrown into something weired what will happen when both these rivals have been changed into children. Will they get along or will they end up nearly killing each other..Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,095 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Sticks of Bardoll, Not Three! by animalbowling reviews
Mistakes in Potions lead to consequences in life. That's right, it's one of those Stuck!together stories. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,580 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Damsel In Distress by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
damsel in distress dam'zel in distres': 3. Draco Malfoy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 355 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snake Boy by Random Dispatcher reviews
Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Against Protocol by peroxidepest17 reviews
Companion piece to “Captain, My Captain” and “Beautiful Friendship”- Renji’s always been bad at following protocol.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2005
Behind Closed Doors by Reshima Skynight reviews
Fred and George have a GENIUS plan to lock Harry and Draco in an isolated room. What will happen behind closed doors? The hatred between the two will slowly fade and is replaced by... gasp.. What? (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Perfect Proposal by fantasylover12001 reviews
After 5 years together, Draco is finally ready to ask Harry to marry him. He wants the proposal to be perfect. Little does he know that Harry has a little surprise for him as well. SLASH, NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Unlikely Hero by Claggart reviews
Severus Snape has to rescue Prince Harry from the evil dragon Voldemort. Adventure? Lots. Romance? Oh, definitely. Happy ending? Only one way to find out… NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,655 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by fantasylover12001 reviews
COMPLETE! Tired of Harry hiding his feelings for Draco, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands and drags a reluctant Ron with her. Poor Harry and Draco are in for a tough year...established RHr, DH, mentions of SD, CG, and NL. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,550 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Growing Up Piaget by Jaylee1 reviews
[Complete] "By the age of seventeen, and in the aftermath of the war, Harry Potter was convinced that there was little left in his life that could actually surprise him..." [HD, Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Play the Game by Micro-Chick reviews
Since when was love a game? Draco Malfoy does not play games. Love doesn't have rules, therefore it’s not a game. If Potter could move on those squares only, and Draco could avoid being taken in with some strategic playing, things would be so much easie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,604 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Upshot by Jaylee1 reviews
If there was one thing that lowered him to the use of baser instincts it was the sight of Potter. (HD, Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chasing Harry by Passo reviews
{FINISHED!} Voldemort is dead. But Tom Riddle is alive... sixteen, alone, and in Hogwarts. Now it's up to Harry to befriend his former enemy. Will they find friendship or something else? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,801 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Black & White Heart by StarRose reviews
Two sides, one heart, and a love that nothing can break. Haru is determined to win Yuki's heart, but with a male stalker, obsessive fangirls, and Yuki's own unwillingness, he's in for a tough challenge! Good thing Ayame and Shigure are around to 'help'...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 113,322 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
Fallen For A Veela by tati1 reviews
Harry's had a change over puberty. Now, he finds out his heritage and some complicated things dealing with being submissive. SLASH! HPSSDM. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,504 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Alley of Dreams by Caster reviews
When Severus accidentaly finds Harry's child lost in Diagon Alley, it's up to him to take him back. No one could suspect what would follow. [SSHP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,639 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unpredictable Life by Firesword reviews
Complete. SLASH. PostOotP. Harry goes back to Privet Drive for his summer holidays of the year 1996 and life is truly unpredictable for The Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,182 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Point of Discontinuity by Silver Harmony reviews
When Harry and Draco got together at the beginning of sixth year, was it because of love? Or perhaps a reason more sinister. When trust is betrayed by a most unlikely source, it is realised only too late. HD Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 177 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Unwise by Feared-Director reviews
General Melchett ponders Darling's station in the trenches. (slash, but probably not the slash you think )
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2004
Remember Your Heart by bramblerose-proudfoot reviews
COMPLETE! After Voldie's destruction, Harry takes Snape into his home to care for him. Can there be reconciliation? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,990 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Some Kind of Feeling by Maximum Poofy reviews
[reposted and COMPLETE] What if magic never existed? Harry Potter's life in a regular highschool, he's a nobody. Then comes Draco, making him feel like a somebody. warning: language and non-consensual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,152 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All This Time, You Were Missing From My Heart by Sandra Solaria Dees reviews
Last chapter is up! Will be SSHP, RLSB, RWHG, DmFnGW. Mentions of MPREG. First chapter, heavy angst. Abuse and rape nondescript. Vernon abuses Harry in his last summer at the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What Friends Are For? by miasnape reviews
An unwillingly pursued Severus tests the limits of the saying ‘that’s what friends are for’, with some interesting results. SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bound by miasnape reviews
Repost in new account bits changed and added. HPSS slash, Mpreg, underage sex Harry and Sev are bound in Harry's fifth year. Written preOOTP. Long, but not about to divide it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Handcuffs by Mijan reviews
An accident in charms class leaves Harry and Draco handcuffed together for 24 hours. If they manage to get through the day, and the night, without killing each other will they ever be the same? (Slash H/D)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Checkers by Telecontar reviews
Artemis plays checkers. Pointless
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Pledges by Amireal reviews
**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,007 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Begging For A Detention by Lunadeath reviews
Draco Malfoy will stop at almost nothing to get a detention with Harry so he can explain his feelings. DH slash oneparter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Elementary? by March Hare reviews
What DO women see in Sherlock Holmes? More of an essay than a pastiche. The March Hare ponders this question, and the answer is quite... mad.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2003
For the love of you by darkraven2 reviews
A/L Slash! Aragorn loves Legolas, yet he is still a little unsure. But as he walks into a nightmare where his lover and the elves are enslaved, he finds his doubts leaving him. Eomer/Haldir side story.*finished*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,755 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Blood and Water by Patchfire reviews
A response to Severitus' Challenge. Severus Snape hated James Potter, and he hates Harry Potter as well... right? Slash, first Harry/Justin, later Harry/Draco. BnW is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,064 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love is Never at First Sight by Danielle Elenauial reviews
Aragorn/Legolas slash. My own version of how Legolas and Aragorn met and how their relationship changed over time. *Completed*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Holly's Worst Nightmare by dawnsong reviews
ok, this scares me, and i want to claim no responsibility for it. i blame rosethorn, and a really odd convo... anyway, title is accurate and it has a twisted ending. its really a parodyhumorhorror-and-maybe-a-touch-of-romance-but-not-really... ::sigh::
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2002
Quill of Fire by LadyDrake reviews
Who could possibly be writing the sappy romance novels that all of Hogwarts is drooling over? Response to the WIKTT SS Romance Novelist challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,640 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
If You Are Prepared: The Truth About Harry by Cybele1 reviews
Part One. Dumbledore has a plan to keep Harry and Severus safe. Preslash. SSHP Parts 2 and 3 can be found at the Walking the Plank archive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,455 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
Bound by Calliopiea reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he's been bound to someone for life . . . (Harry Potter/ Tom Riddle Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,763 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/21/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Harry P., Voldemort
Protective Bonds by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Hermione discovers a book with an interesting protection spell...and the results are shocking to say the least. Warning: slash ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,645 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 1/8/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Just Because by Meia reviews
Fruits Basket. Yaoi warning. Gosh, is there ever a yaoi warning. Heavy heavy heavy Yuki/Kyo lime action, not WAFF. Gosh, is it ever not WAFF. Be warned.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 11/15/2001
Black Ink, White Paper by ThePet reviews
Gentle semi-humorous Holmes/Watson slash from Holmes' POV. Can the great detective outstrip all his previous achievements?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2001 - Published: 12/8/2001
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Shinigami Guide to Parenting reviews
I'm the taicho of Fifth Division. Life hates me. Yama is officially nuts and wants me to marry Renji, and there's this five year old hyper girl who reckons I'm her mother, or father? Fun? No way in the deepest regions of hell. RenIchi. Chapter 26 up...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,476 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Revenge in Nightmaric form reviews
After the PE class, Eagle has a nightmare about what could've happened. Rated T for ... well ... sex ed.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Revenge in Physical Form reviews
It's PE class. The entire Unit is there. And, no... Just no... No way will K-Unit sit through sex ed. They'd rather train the unfit morons. Fifth and last in Revenge series. Rating for mentions of sex ed.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Revenge in Prose Form reviews
It's the English class Wolf's been dreading. Fourth in Revenge series. Rating for a bit of Wolf's not so elegant English.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Scared School
Hogwarts is afraid. Hogwarts is very, very afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Dumbledore's Arranged Marriages TM reviews
HPDM, mentions of SBSS. "Let's get Harry and Draco married!" Dumbledore declared.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge in Lingual Form reviews
Snake might've studied Latin before, but he doesn't know a thing about love poets or idiot-pompous-stick-up-his-arse boy spies. Third in Revenges series, sequel to Chemical Form.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Revenge in Chemical Form reviews
After the Drama lesson from Brecon Beacons aka Hell, Fox finds himself in Alex's Chemistry lesson. Second in Revenges series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
The Battle to End All Battles reviews
K Unit have fought many battles. They've fought in many different areas, including high up in the mountains, down on lakes, and deep in the mines. But this battle is difficult, and has them stumped. The enemy? Head lice. The battleground? Cub's scalp.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Revenge in Dramatic Form reviews
K Unit is at Alex's school to protect him. Alex doesn't want them there. His revenge is...Unusual. One Shot. First in Revenges series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
The Present reviews
Harry gives Draco a present. Non-slash. Just friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Concert Time reviews
Sequel to I'm Not Weak. Now Commander, Ichigo asks Eighth to organise an event, while he deals with a more personal problem, ie. Rukia, and an arranged marriage. Unfortunately, the event Nanao comes up with is a concert, where everyone must sing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Arguments reviews
All over Seretei, captains are getting angry at their vice captains. What has this got to do with the SWA?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2008
One Step Back Two Steps Forwards
A look at Hinamori's recovery, and the steps it takes.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Published: 6/21/2008 - M. Hinamori - Complete
The Present of Wool reviews
Some idiot's given Aizen happy pills. And now Aizen's giving out presents. Grimmjow's has nothing to do with him and has everything to do with his zanpuktou form. Even if he won't admit it. GrimmUlqui. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Help Comes From The Strangest Places reviews
Ichigo and Grimmjow are going to be executed for being lovers, and no one will help them get out of it. Now, on their execution day, what will happen? Ichigo/Grimmjow, Set after Winter War
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
I'm Not Weak reviews
Ichigo has allowed everyone to believe he was weak. Now, he's sick of it. So what does he do? Fight the Commander of course!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Callabine And Foaly reviews
This is my first fanfic. Basically, Callabine and Foaly are dating and Foaly always talk about his inventions. Holly thinks something is wrong about Callabine, but Foaly doesn't listen. and he ends up in trouble. Please Review! COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Foaly - Complete