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A/N Hi everyone, thanx for checking out OUR proflie and yes this account is run by TWO people not one! right now I,Paige, am typing Caroline is next to me watching the screen. Also we will try our best keeping this profile "age appropriate" but I suggest that if you are under 13 you should not read this profile. (Paige mumbling to herself: Hmm that fool Caroline must have written the 'Age appropriate' thing after I logged off. Damn her! Does she not realize that I WANT to corrupt young children. It is my DREAM!) hello im right here paige! El gasp, I have been discovered! I must flee! sexily.

ANY-WHO thanks again for checking out our profile, probably the longest one on fanfiction no joke!(By the way I, Paige, may have reveiwed some of your stories under the name Eragon'sSexyWeasel. You can usually tell us apart by the way we type. I try to use correct grammer and capitalization. Also I stay away from things like ' u, y, ur, kewl, ect.' Eh, hopes this makes things a little easier to understand!

Special Events/News:ALSO! she and paige have also just written a twilight story called "hay una fiesta en mis pantalones". translation: there is a party in my pants. by the title u can already tell that the fic is...odd, and the characters are MAJORLY OOC, so dont expect some serious romance fic. the story isnt in spanish, just the title...idk why, paige and katie were together, so u already know thats not a good idea if ur in my shoes. yeah, im the one who usually keeps my friends on track...anywho, back to more stuff u dont care about

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

Until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

Right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

Fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

Who got there first?

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

Will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' (or) 'we screwed up didn't we?'

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but i best friend will go up to him and say "it's because your gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend laughs, and trips you again.

A good friend helps you move, a best friend helps you move bodies.

A good friend gives you the last bag of chips, a best friend kills you over them and then laughs at your body saying "Too slow bitch"

Good Friends- will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had to much. but a

Best Friend- will look at you trippin over your own two feet and say "drink the rest of that. you know we don't waste that kinda shit"

She's the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be makeing smores and hitting on the firemen.

Friends are gods way of apologizing for family.

She's my best friend - brake her heart, and I'll brake your face :)

A girl only need 3 things: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to help her up when the first 2 make her hit the ground.

We're not sarcastic-we're hilarious

We're not annoying-we're just cooler than you

We're not bitches-we just don't like you

We're not obsessed-we're just best friends

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (caroline-TRUE DAT XD)

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. (true dat again. so sad...)

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you again later.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (ooooh burn)

It's ok to be ugly, just ask your mom.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

One Day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (love this one!)

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Tell the truth and run.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I put the FUN in DisFUNctional :)

It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

My imaginary friend thinks you have seriouse problems...

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me!

I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (haha oh how i love good ol' johnny depp =D)

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. (Carlisle!!) (TRUE DAT)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Parents spend the first part of our lives telling us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?(Paige- Yeah atheism!)

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know you live in the year 2000 when...

1.You accidently enter your password on the microwave

2.You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname

4.You'd rather look all around the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV(HaHa how many times have i done this?)

6.Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.As you read this list you keep on nodding and smiling :-)

8.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9. and you were to busy to notice number 5

10.You scrolled back up to see if there was number 5

11.Now your laughing at yourself stupidly

12.Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did :-)

Funny Or Random Things Us or Our Friends Have Said

Katie: He's probably sitting on the other side of the curtain spinning around singing the twilight zone theme song! (told Caroline (who was crying her eyes out) and Julia this while watching Harry Potter #5 after Sirius died)

Brooksie: Hey, we're in a pool, don't get me wet! (Brooksie said this while we were swimming at a hotel)

Brooksie: I'm a narwhal! NARWHAL (in the pool)

Paige: And he...eh ma erm bites thumb and hisses (Caroline and I were talking about how we thought that Edward had bit Bella at the end of Twilight. We were in a crowded hallway and I did not want people to overhear me say words like vampire and bit her so I settled for biting my thumb and hissing. Caroline starts cracking up whenever I do this.)

Alex: mumble mumble emo matings mumble mumble (Alex was mumbling something (as always) in art and said something about emo matings!)

Cody: He's soooooo cute! ( Apparently all the other girls at our school think that this twenty-year-old janitor is really hot. The janitor walks into our classroom one day to change the trash and all the girls start to smile. Cody says the thing above and everyone starts laughing their heads off)

Emma: God the thongs were more expensive than the underwear... 6 bucks!... just a peice of buttfloss


Caroline: (asking about julias book) Is there a hot guy in it?

Julia: Are you kidding?! Theres three!

Caroline: Is there an emo one for Paige?

Julia: ...Actually there is


Caroline: you know, u should use a pencil instead of a pen. u could make a mistake

Julia: pshhh i dont make mistakes

Caroline: u will when ur eighteen

Julia: ...shut up

Fav Teacher quotes...

My Science Teacher: If you do this, I swear I will hunt you down and whip you with a wet noodle! (...I love my school)

My Catholic Teacher: This is the first historical evidence of streaking. (This was acctually in the Bible. When Jesus was arrested by the Roman dudes, a bystander apparently ripped off their clothes and ran through the town naked. I'm not making this up. You can check if you want.)

My Catholic Teacher: When was the last time you had a memorable breakfast? Seriously, maybe if your hampster almost drowned in your Frootloops, now that would be memorable...Lactose pool of death.

My Catholic Teacher: Yeah those collars the Preists wear their actually God's tracking devices.


Etienne (In French class we all have French nicknames): Madame, Caleb drew male genitilia all over Patrick holds up Spongbob book cover which Caleb drew all over

Etienne: reads "I love penis"

Madame: Caleb, you could have at leatswrittin it in French! (Ah, yes the joys of catholic school)


(caroline-...and i thought OUR school was messed up!!)

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Scrawled Memories by UninspiredRambler reviews
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Waiting in the Wings by Euphorie And Grasshopper reviews
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Running From The Truth by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews
AU: Bella goes to stay with her father Charlie in Forks, but soon finds the High School Sweetheart and player is trying to win her heart. What will he do to get bella's love? very cute and funny! ExB AxJ EmxR Sequal is up!
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Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
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College Time ! by Babie.13 reviews
Bella is emo/skater type and quickly befriends the Hales and Cullens ! and instantly falls for Edward. BellaxEdward.
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Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
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Hay una fiesta en mis pantalones by SpiritOfTheEssence reviews
The Twilight Characters at the mercy of three super hyper girls. The title means There's A Party In my Pants...Major OOC
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The New Avatar Series by silverwaves0210 reviews
This is what Avatar would be like if it was just normal kids who couldn't bend. Everything's pretty much the same, except slightly altered to fit modern time. Even the chapter names are similar to the episode titles! It's better than it sounds. Kataang.
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After The War by Black5Belt reviews
This is kind of like my version of Zuko/Mai's ending for Sozin's Comet -if you've watched it yet-. *Maiko* R&R! :D
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Love Thy Neighbor by Z3BR4 reviews
‘Perhaps there’d be someone who could help her adjust to her new life in Jacksonville without any of her friends from Phoenix.’ Perhaps that someone just happens to be her incredibly attractive neighbor. AU, all human, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,057 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stumble by doneandmoredone reviews
MAIKO; Zuko isn't happy while he's in the Fire Nation, so he is on the hunt for the perfect distraction from his misery. Who would have guessed that some moody girl would be the ticket to his, well, not wallowing in misery so much?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
A Personal Memento by MLyn1990 reviews
Throughout Zuko's banishment, he carried a small, but precious memento with him. Maiko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Mai, Zuko
Pieces of an Ice Cold Heart by Emilie Cullen XO reviews
These are just random stories of Bella and the Cullens. Contains Love, Fluff and Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens go to Disney World! by Hinotezeke reviews
Title speaks for itself and Yeah, lots of chaos in disney world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Cat, Dragon and High School Dropouts by Satanic Wishes reviews
Guess who dropped out of high school? What happens when we give them a ship named the Black Pearl, a Dragon named Saphira, and a cat named Solembum, and send them to a special school? Let's find out...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
Come Undone by sussiekitten reviews
AU - Ever fallen in love with a teacher? Eragon hadn't until he started university. And from there it only seemed to go downhill. That was, until that fateful day after work. M/E, Slash
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Of Homework and Hormones by Kyoshi7989 reviews
Aang was just a normal highschool kid waiting for someone to save him from his too-boring-to-believe life while secretly plotting his own suicide. Then he met Katara. AU. Kataang, Tokka, Maiko. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Aang, Katara
Lisa Simpson High School style! by Animegal9215 reviews
Lisa has finished Elementary School and is headed to High School. Now she has to deal with homework, friends, enemies, big brothers and most of all boys...
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007
Better Left Unsaid by Kyoshi7989 reviews
20 things you didn't know about Katara and Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Parenting 101 by Fire Lady Coralia reviews
Zuko and Toph get married, have children, and find out they totally suck at parenting. Toko Please R&R
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Zuko, Toph
My house by Spottedstar106 reviews
What will happen when the Eragon gang live in my house?Chaos!Eragons is an idiot.Arya scares Eragon.Murtagh is the only smart one and has a crush on my sister.Brom can't cook.And more!PLEASE HELP ME! Finished!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Great Disappointment by Mental Gear reviews
The characters from the Eragon book go to see the film of Eragon…with hilarious results! All Chapters Added!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
For Her by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward thinks too much. Bella overreacts. And Carlisle helps them accomplish something. Rating for threesome sexual content and slash. EdwardBellaCarlisle. EdwardCarlisle. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Singing With Galbatorix by xoxorenard reviews
Galbatorix's theme songs!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007
Court Appearances by Aeronnen reviews
There's a new fashion in Surda, and Eragon is desperately trying to make Roran wear the new cothes to a ball hosted by Nasuada. But Roran is not convinced ...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
The House of Eragon by ThePurpleRose reviews
Some of the Eragon characters are living in a house together! Durza's being childishly annoying, Morzan's gone parental, Selena's been watching supernanny and Eragon's obsessed with waffles! It's pure madness! R & R please!Third genre: GeneralDrama
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Kingdom of Hope by KittenofShadows reviews
The time has finally come. Accompanied by those who have become his family, Eragon now journeys to Uru'baen. But none can forsee the terrible betrayal that awaits him and Princess Rune upon arrival : a betrayal that will change their world forever.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,001 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
In Love, Death, and Life by Invaderk reviews
[KataraxAang] Memories, family, friends, and willpower are the only things that can set Katara's life on track. This story includes multiple genres, as well as a hefty and healthy serving of Kataang fluff!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,162 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Fanfiction Victims Online by bananasrokk reviews
Wrote this a long time ago. Was going to take it down cause I'm deleting my account, but decided I'd just leave it up as a big ol' FUCK YOU to the CU nts . By the way, I know it sucks already, so flame all you want, bitches!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006