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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5072 - Favs: 7,002 - Follows: 7,569 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Possess me by Ciiah reviews
They all decieved him, thinking it was the right thing to do. Harry is 15 and bored of life. But then the dreams begin. Dark dreams. Dreams that speak of truth. When he finds out about the lie, what will he do? - Dark!Harry, Vampirism, slash HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,371 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Where Do Smeets Come From? by andalitebandit-6 reviews
What happens when the lock on Zim's emotions comes undone? Warning: ZADR and Mpreg
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,461 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Unicorn Prince by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry has come into his inheritance and it was nothing like anyone expected. How will he cope with his new powers...and horn...especially with a curious Slytherin sniffing around.DMHP slash ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter A Squib? by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
No wand accepts Harry, Albus assums he's a squib and demands he be oblivated. Severus keeps in touch, knowing he's powerful and his mate. Years later, Harry is turned by Severus and taught everything he needs to defeat Voldemort. Does he succeed or fail?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,457 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bloody Feather by Batsutousai reviews
Even heroes need a saviour, and when an unknown admirer starts sending Harry letters the summer before his sixth year, it's time for Harry to meet his. –SLASH, AU, OOC, anti-Dumbledore, pro-Hermione and Ron–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,113 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Going Under by Mii-Chan 24 reviews
"Your life line... It's been severed so many times... But that would mean you'd died before, multiple times, even! It's preposterous!" FMA/HP CROSSOVER Order of the Phoenix Post-Shamballa
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P., Edward E.
Bloody Love by soupcan reviews
When Ed tries to bring Al back to life, he and Roy end up in Harry Potter's world. What happens when Ed and Roy become something more than friends? ...eventual HPFMA, RoyEd.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,723 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Edward E.
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 4,459 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Changes by henriette reviews
VampireElf!Harry. Harry comes into his Elf heredity but a deadly mistake is made by a stranger he met. And with this new develop and company he changes a lot. The world meets a new and more handsome Harry, who likes to tease Draco Malfoy.SLASH HD and mult
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 3987 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Lost Species by Spiffy Squigglemink-mantra III reviews
Harry undergoes a scary and unusual transformation over the summer. Can the Order stop him mating, or will Hogwarts be overun with Harry's offspring. Mpreg,Oviposition, DMHP,Creature fic, very AU slight storyline Xover with the Species films.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dark Angel by NephyRiddle reviews
PreHBP Harry saves the lives of Snape and Malfoy, finds out he's Salazar Slytherin, and Dumbledore makes him spend the summer with the the two Slytherins. Not long after that, he's thrown back in time to the Marauder's era. Semidarkish with some laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,632 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Grindelwald by Rein of Review inc reviews
Back from Hiatus for REAL this time! Ed finally found away out of Munich unfortunately, he lands far from Amestris. But going to Hogwarts? And with Roy Mustang? RoyEd, Sirius/Remus. HP: Post HBP. FMA: AU before movie. ALSO: I AM MADE OF FAIL. OBVIOUSLY.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,205 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hairy Snape by BertaS reviews
AU A potions accident starts unusual circumstances happening for our favorite Potions Master and those around him.Warnings: Slash, language, adult and sexual situations. Harry is in the later part of his seventh year and is 17 years old which in the Wiz
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,740 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
When All is Said and Done by EternalFatiguedHeart reviews
She gave him his very first kiss... and she made her final decision. Only this time, it was who it was meant to be. EC! Please Read and review, that's all I ask of you!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 175,751 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Family Trait by Nocturnal Bastard reviews
Harry is alone at Privet Drive, doing practically nothing until Voldemort pops up in his head. Being lonely, and Voldemort insisting in not leaving, they talk... Small SPOILERS for HBP and DH as well as SLASH, HPDM short and HPLV main
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,641 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Little Necromancer Who Sucked by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ghost Story by NemesisFate reviews
The interns have been cautioned about going near Dr. House, but one more... adventurous one tries anyway. Well. Lucky for him Wilson's around. House/Wilson slash
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
An Alchemist in a Fence by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Nefarious by NemesisFate reviews
When Harry starts planning something, Severus fears the worst. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Indolent by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus deal with the laziest student they have EVER met. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
More Dark Than Light by NemesisFate reviews
Harry isn't going to defeat Voldemort. He isn't. He's got something much worse in mind. HPSS slash. Implied HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Return by Karaii reviews
As an Azkaban inmate in 1980 due to a strange time paradox, Harry tries to cope and survive in hell as he slowly returns to his own time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,779 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rodomontade by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus receive an Order of Merlin. Fudge's speech goes on forever. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Opprobrium by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus teach the newly reinstated Dueling Club
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Probity by NemesisFate reviews
Harry finds Severus' sense of morals rather aggravating. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Gewgaw by NemesisFate reviews
Severus and Harry move in together. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Cabal by NemesisFate reviews
The students decide Severus' rudeness is going to stop now. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Busker by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus go traveling. Harry is drawn to a street singer. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Stalemate by Meanderings reviews
Harry Potter's secret lover doesn't mind keeping it a secret. Slash. HPTMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Supererogatory by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus know it's the little things that really matter. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Sobriquet by NemesisFate reviews
Severus thinks up a nickname for Harry. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Nettlesome by NemesisFate reviews
Narcissa considers Harry the most annoying person she knows. The feeling is entirely mutual. But only Narcissa acts on it. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Nepotism by NemesisFate reviews
Severus and Harry refuse to teach their daughter when she enters Hogwarts. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Lissome by NemesisFate reviews
Severus takes Harry dancing. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Lexicon by NemesisFate reviews
Severus instills the love of words in his daughter. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Temerarious by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus just can't help running headlong into danger. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Fallible by NemesisFate reviews
Albus knows he's not mistaken about his two boys THIS time... or is he? HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Connubial by NemesisFate reviews
After 110 years of bliss, Harry knows he's not going to go on without Severus. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Aplomb by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus' daughter brings her beau for dinner. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Amanuensis by NemesisFate reviews
Severus is thinking of writing his memoirs, but he's having a lot of problems... with hand cramps. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Factitious by NemesisFate reviews
Severus and Harry's daughter has a little plan. Unfortunately, they see through it immediately.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Didactic by NemesisFate reviews
Severus must give his daughter *the* Speech. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Abominate by NemesisFate reviews
Harry hates doctors. But he still sees a lot of them because of his pregnancy. HPSS slash, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Virago by NemesisFate reviews
Severus' plan to make Harry hate his mother backfires. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Pestiferous by NemesisFate reviews
Severus isn't well-liked by the vast majority of people. Unfortunately for him, Harry *is*. Which always makes going out in public rather interesting. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Canorous by NemesisFate reviews
Harry adored Severus' melodious voice. Their daughter didn't. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Amative by NemesisFate reviews
Severus has always hated Valentine's Day... until now. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
I Saw Daddy by Rice-Ball247 reviews
While taking his seven year old daughter out for a shopping trip, Harry ends up mortified when little Lily Potter reveals something he would rather keep private. SS/HP slash oneshot innuendo-y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ennui by NemesisFate reviews
Severus and Harry's daughter finds museums unbearably dull. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Mien by NemesisFate reviews
The Malfoys have an interesting tradition when it comes to Severus, as Harry's about to find out. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Copacetic by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus argue over current slang. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Subterfuge by NemesisFate reviews
Harry wants something Severus isn't sure about. Clearly a little plan is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Ersatz by NemesisFate reviews
Severus deals with an imposter. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Ineffectual by NemesisFate reviews
Severus never felt as ineffectual as when Voldemort had Harry brought before him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Menagerie by NemesisFate reviews
Professor Harry Potter, herpetologist, has a rather interesting collection. Two, in fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Extempore by NemesisFate reviews
Severus is forced to make an off-the-cuff speech when his students catch him and Harry in a compromising situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aberrant by NemesisFate reviews
Things with Harry are never normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Love With Me? by NemesisFate reviews
Hermione's convinced it's her, Harry knows it's not, Severus is a jerk, and Ron's just baffled. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
His Ring by NemesisFate reviews
Severus’ students realize something about him… something horrifying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Applications by NemesisFate reviews
Marriage, in the Wizarding World, is a business transaction. People apply, you accept. Love has nothing to do with it. Well, maybe... it does, after all. HPSS slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Dad! I can explain! by Swing-21 reviews
One-shot ZADR. Prof Membrane catches his son making out with a male alien. How far can his denial go when faced with such evidence?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Slytherin Nights by enchanted nightingale reviews
Sixth year at Hogwarts and Voldemort is no more. Lucius Malfoy after visiting his son, he decides to stay behind and attend a ‘Slytherin Night’. There he gets caught in the seduction of a mischievous Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Gift of a Second Chance by Silverhair Theory reviews
SEQUEL NOW UP. With everyone he ever loved dead around him, Harry Potter uses a secret weapon and goes back to kill the one who caused it all. But when the one he came to kill becomes the one who means the most to him, will he follow his heart? HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Under My Skin by QoD-Dev reviews
Sequal to Tying the Grudge Knot. Can't really give a summery or it'll give away all of our neato plot twists. ZADR Cowritten with The Smallest Invader.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,625 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Marauders Read 'The Unicorn Prince' by Norwegian Moonflower reviews
This is what happends when Remus, Sirius, James and Lily find The Unicorn Prince and read it. Peter is not there because I don't want him to be there! The Unicorn Prince is not mine. More information inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,593 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007
Proud by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP When homosexuality was decriminalized in 1993 Vernon practically had a heart attack, but Harry was very happy about it. Even if Draco thinks he’s a bit of a twat for screaming ‘Im gay and proud’ at Platform 9 .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Clever By Far by Gamana reviews
Harry finds out that he was Salazar Slytherin in a past life. He learns to live with the knowledge while teetering between unfailing loyalty and the urge to tinker with fate. Under Revision
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Winners & Losers by pipenerd reviews
We’re good and we’re evil, which one will I be today? A songfic based on Social Distortion's song of the same name and inspired by Gabzies' image "Belongs to the Dark Lord". Crackfic. Slash: HP/LV. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cuppy Cake by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer reviews
Very short just like the song and very fluffy. And I mean SUPER fluffy that will have you coughing up cotton candy when you finish the fic and it's not morbid! shockgasp HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tying the Grudge Knot by QoD-Dev reviews
Oh I see now. Poor littler Dibbers, neglected as a smeet he longs for the attention he never got. Now as an adult he has the ability to please his father by taking on his legacy and establishing a family to provide for like a REAL man.' 'Zim'
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,982 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Snape and The Shampoo by Wandhappy reviews
A Snape oneshot. Rated M beacuae I felt like it!. What happends if Snape really did wash his hair? Funny and wierd R&R I muight make it in to a story. No Flames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Alchemist in Hogwarts by SlashFan reviews
Roy and Edward have been invited to Hogwarts as teacher and student with an undercover mission to protect a certain wizard from a dark lord. YAOI RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,654 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Denouement by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[HPLV] Parody. 'The spectators gave up all pretences of fighting and gathered around them, Death Eaters, Aurors, and Order of the Phoenix members alike.' Alternate DH ending. Pointless and silly. Tribute to breaching the 1,000 review mark on Paraselenic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Last Good Thing by Yeyana Valentine reviews
Zim hears that Dib has a luvpig, and isn't exactly thrilled. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Saving Me by Canadian Spark reviews
Voldemort has finally found a way to get through Dumbledore's defenses, and set out to capture Harry. He wasn't prepared for the horrors he witnessed upon arriving at number 4 Privet drive. Warnings: Noncon, violence, swearing, eventual HarryVoldie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Rise from the Ashes by Missy Padfoot reviews
HarrySeverus: Voldemort accidentally sends a twentyfive year old Harry Potter into another dimension, where he is five years old and in an abusive Dursley household. Slash, child abuse. Adopted from Karaii.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,974 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unrequited Love by Gooley reviews
@EDITING AND RE-POSTING@ #-STORY IN-PROGRESS-#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,022 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Somewhere In the Middle by Bryar Rose reviews
When everyone gets back to the present time, what happens? What is it that makes their futures turn out the way they did? Views change, friendships gained and lost, and everyone gets a little bit older. SEQUEL to Time Changes Everything, by Petunia Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,705 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never the same again by Laelia Moondance reviews
[Complete]Something mysterious happens that definitely changes Harry and Snape's perception of each other!Set in 6th year.HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,779 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Darker Impressions by Tsurai Shi reviews
Albus Severus Potter is proudly Sorted into Slytherin and soon after meets his Darker namesake. Not everything was written down in history books, and some people still need closure from the pains of war... AlbusScorpius, HarrySeverus [Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Soul Destroyed by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
COMPLETE Dumbledore did something unforgivable! watch as a now Slytherin Harry joins Voldemort and ends the war. Evil Dumbledore okish Voldemort! slash SSHP mpreg mentioned at end thanks Cherry for editing this! THANK YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,589 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Boy With A Pearl Cufflink by Raisinous Fiendling reviews
CHAPTER 21 up! PREHBP. When Harry turned 11, he was convinced that the Hogwarts letters came from evil people, so he wished himself unfindable. Now, he's 16, Snape finds him, and Harry's in for a BIG surprise. HPSS. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Losing Touch by A.O.T.I.F reviews
When Voldemort decides to visit Grimmauld Place, Harry willingly decides to accompany him. Lots of teenage angst, content/mentions regarding abuse, rape, self-mutilation... LVxHP complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Long Awaited Sentiment by nahimana reviews
When Harry Potter disappears on the Hogwarts Express, why is it that only Snape knows where he is? And when Snape says they were close, just how close does he really mean? SnapeHarry. Timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,271 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
ELEVEN YEARS LATER by kamion reviews
DH Spoiler who wrote the epilogue?A little mystery solved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Born To Be Wild by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash:: Getting caught in the rain, Harry is offered a ride from a stranger that turns out to be no stranger at all. So ensues rampant fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chance by iamruthesque reviews
Hiatus. Indefinitely, or until my slave driver editor tells me I can work on it again. A Skip Beat! Love Story.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Stalking the Beast by Elaienar reviews
When Tsukasa returns from the hospital, the kumin flee. But why? [Spoilers.]
Tokyo Crazy Paradise - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Am I Beautiful by BloodyMarry reviews
In the wise words of a teenager: Being a Veela sucks... LxH, DxB [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,275 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Prancing Through Life by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
A brief encounter of Snape from Harry Potter, and Fiyero from Wicked. Fiyero teaches Snape to 'dance' though life, but Snape can only 'prance'. Short story. Strange combination of reality and fiction. Don't try to understand it.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Cooking with Plot Bunnies! by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
Recipe for a [SessKag] story. Easy to prepare, serves hundreds of fangirls everywhere. No creativity or cooking skills needed! «Offshoot of When Plot Bunnies: Attack!» Parody.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Crystal by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
AU “He’s as… fragile as crystal…” To wear matching rings is believed to be the ultimate expression of love… Summary inside. HPTR Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,975 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bonds of Water by Heather68 reviews
Harry Potter has never been entranced by music before now, but he is willing to do anything to learn how to play the same melody, even if it means learning from Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,139 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Life, Love, and Everything in Between by Sweet Mercy reviews
Severus Snape walks in on a certain boy wizard in the bathroom and realises just how much he wants to be with him. He sets out to prove his feelings wrong but ends up falling deeper in love. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,830 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bahbeyhyies by Bitch Slap Love reviews
READ and DIE. It’ll make you wanna throw up and hate Crack
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Lettered by Dysperdis reviews
It all starts with a simple letter... Rated for later chapters Slash! HPTR HPLV! NonHBP Compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,229 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Chimera's Call by wabbit sox reviews
Harry is wrongly accused of acting as a spy for Voldemort and locked in Azkaban. But when Harry is released what happens when he can't even remember who Voldemort is! Akzaban story with a twist, conspiracies, and betrayal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,567 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Full Circle by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[HPLV] DarkHarry. PostHBP. LV has been the cause of most of HPs troubles in life. He even stole HPs family from him. When HP turns to the Dark side, LV has a chance to give back what he stole. Mpreg. Slash. Under18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just the Right Touch by AbstractConcept reviews
It's Christmas, and Harry is alone at his flat in London for a few days before the Weasleys arrive. An unexpected visit from Sirius turns it into one of the best holidays Harry's ever had. Written for the SSS fic exchange, with thanks to Klynie1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
It's 3:45, Happy Birthday, Severus by Heather68 reviews
Snape's 44th birthday is shaping up to be an interesting one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unintentionally Yours by Dinkel reviews
What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 340,148 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Emerald by Starflower-Gem reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chimera Luck by kalisin reviews
Complete! To Harry, this year was just turning out as strange as the last. Unfortuntely, he didn't realize how strange until he fainted in Potions class. creature fic HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,745 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Potion by CBas reviews
When Harry accidentaly takes a love potion, he finds himself falling for the last person he expected. HarrySnape. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,394 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It Can't Be Love by redfox13 reviews
Draco Malfoy, Veela. Harry Potter, Veela’s mate. Draco doesn’t seem to think so, but why pass up an opportunity to have the BoyWhoLived bowing to your every want and need? DMHP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Peaceful Morning by Pinkiriffic reviews
So this is what happens when Harry forgets his glasses... Funny fic, HD. You will NOT regret this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time Changes Everything by Pentunia Potter reviews
COMPLETE: LINK TO SEQUEL IN LAST CHAPTER The Ministry of Magic has put a new Temporal Portkey into production. Dumbledore has gotten approval for the sixth year students to try it out. What happens when Harry Potter travels 13 years into the future and f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,041 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[COMPLETE] What if everything you thought you knew was a lie? A false truth for the purpose of deceiving everyone you call friends? When Sirius dies Harry gives up on the lies. Prepare to meet the real Harry Potter… DMHP [Ok, the entire thing is NOT CANON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,623 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Afterglow by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
An incident with Polyjuice leaves Harry carrying Severus Snape's child, even though the real Snape has never touched him. What will he do? Mpreg. Repost.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,160 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
100 NEW Ways to Annoy Voldemort by dull.moonlight reviews
Heh... I was really, really, REALLY bored. Anyway, if you have the urge to be slightly cheered up, this would be the place for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Savior and the Scourge by Random Dispatcher reviews
Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
One Stupid Person by quixotic-hope reviews
Having lost his value as a spy for the light, Severus must now take a deaging potion and befriend the dratted BoyWhoLived. But what happens when he starts falling in love? HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Games Series 1: The Games We Play by Princess Destiny reviews
During a battle, Tuxedo Kamen gets hit with a love arrow. The first person he sees after the battle is Usagiwho has just detransformed from Sailor Moon and immediately he falls for her. Chaos ensues, where Mamoru is hit by an irresistible need to kiss her
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,468 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Hybrid Destiny by ame3565 reviews
Harry comes into a magical creature inheritance on his seventeenth birthday, changing his life forever. Slash, mpreg. DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,868 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cupcakes by SilverWolf7007 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Little Steps by Heather68 reviews
COMPLETE. A potions accident turns our middle aged potions master into a baby. Now, Harry is expected to look after young Severus until the potion wears off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,476 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Stronger by CarolROI reviews
What if Christine's plea for Raoul to spare the Phantom's life at the cemetery came too late? An EC alternative to the 2004 movie.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,603 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reversal of Fortune by Lady Bahiya reviews
Blaise bet Draco 100 Galleons to kiss Harry Potter in front of everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Cottontail by AbstractConcept reviews
A drabble in which Snape keeps Harry after class to brew potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Problem With Fan Girls by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[1 to 4]AU of the “fleeingtheDE’sScene” during HP: GoF. HD slash. The boys have a moment that gets unexpectedly interrupted. Written for Avihenda, in thanks for my awesome “The Problem with Fan Girls…” comic! SemiCrack!Fic, cause I’m not good at funny. Ha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Truth Comes Out by Goddess-In-Pain reviews
Harry Potter is not human. Draco’s Veela is starting to come through. When Harry is being raped at home. When he comes into his birthright. What will happen when Draco wants to help after Harry’s friends turn on him? Creature Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,262 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Winged Angel by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPTR - One view on why Tom Riddle became Voldemort, and what he does once he realizes that particular truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,846 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hangover and other secondary effects by darkmoore05 reviews
After taking an antiflu potion and having a drink, Harry finds out that some dreams might have adverse effects. HPSS slash. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,463 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dreams of You by NemesisFate reviews
An 18year old Snape dreams his lover into life. 18 years later, he has to deal with the repercussions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Protests by NemesisFate reviews
Somehow, she always knows. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eligibility by NemesisFate reviews
Severus must fend off claims on Harry. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Shakes His Booty by AbstractConcept reviews
Harry’s true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment. In which I parody supermagicalbeing!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Return of the GoodForNothing Son by Tea for You reviews
Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
My Soul Searching Trip by Shiemi reviews
ONE SHOT FIC! Harry goes on a soul searching trip! Horcruxes? Nah! He has decided to look for his own soul, to learn about his own interior and his purpose in life. Warning: This is more like Philosophical Humor. It's T for a bit of mild language. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Boy Gone Girl by Shiemi reviews
COMPLETE! A prank by Draco turns Harry into a girl, but the joke backfires as Draco finds himself falling madly in love with his most despised nemesis. This is DMHP and includes Preg. Mildly humoristic fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,470 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Sacred is the Windswept Time by CassBlake reviews
It was a potion blunder for all time... And it sent Harry Potter all the way back to 1977. Now Complete with all twenty chapters posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
And Then There Was Harry by Menecarkawan reviews
COMPLETE Severus Snape is given the responsibility of caring for Harry Potter. What happens when he stops seeing 'Potter' and starts seeing 'Harry? Will be SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,472 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Damaged by BloodRedEnd reviews
A car accident lands Harry in a muggle hospital paralyzed from the waist down. Severus is given the task of rehabilitating Harry. What happens when they learn to get along? SSHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Angels & Phantoms by poetzproblem reviews
Revised edition. Christine has surrendered to her true heart's desire, but is she strong enough to bring her angel into the light? EC. ALW Movie based. COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,335 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Birthday Harry by Keikokin reviews
Harry's surprise party will be the talk of the season, as his relationship with Lucius Malfoy is revealed. But wait, is there more? SLASH malemale relationship COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Come the Maëlstrom by Furor Scribiendi reviews
Continuation of En Las Montañas. Back at Hogwarts, Harry must deal with being thrust back into the limelight and everything else including Snape. And Lucius must deal with Lord Voldemort and his ire while his own life heads towards very shaky ground. DONE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 209,951 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Snake Boy by Random Dispatcher reviews
Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,689 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Salir by Batsutousai reviews
Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself. –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, noHBP– EDITED 25/01/09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
10 Galleons and a Dead Rat by Aycelcus reviews
Summary: Severus Snape sees Harry all trussed up as a street walker and has to put his two cents in. This is a satirical one-shot that has SLASH themes and I blame it all on reading too much Douglas Adams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And I Will Sing a Lullaby by LoveHP reviews
Petunia Dursley remembers something dark about Harry Potter, the boy she hates. Warning for neglectattempted infanticide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
She's a Lady? by AbstractConcept reviews
A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go—to save Severus…and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.) What Lola wants, Lola gets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Ferret by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Putting the puzzle together by the-mpreg-spirit reviews
AU. hinted Slash. extreme humor 6yearold Harry has a question for Sirius, involving birds, bees and puzzle pieces? Rated for Subject matter and hinted slash. Follow's in the 'what have I done' universe. To Sam, for whom this was written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Verisimilitude by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash:: When Severus is poisoned, the search for an unknown cure undergoes as his body is put into a stasis. Five years later he is brought back to find that his entire world has been turned upside down--by Harry Potter! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,233 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Good Bunny by Furor Scribiendi reviews
Everyone's in on the surprise birthday party for Harry and everything's in place, except for one person: Lucius Malfoy. After some 'convincing' from Hermione…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Candid by Furor Scribiendi reviews
One Shot. Harry. Ron. Hermione. Library. Harry's sketchbook. End result? A very surprised Ron and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Ghosts by ntamara reviews
COMPLETE The Shrieking Shack was rumoured to be haunted. Then, after a prank went awry, that was no longer a rumour. HPSS Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Theory by Sigil Dagger reviews
Harry tests a theory of his with some reporters. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Does Kink by Ellipsis Black reviews
The Sorting Hat reveals the truth of the proclivities of the various houses, and it has an example...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,977 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Emotions Running High by DarkShadowFlame reviews
[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jarred for Life by Keely Kylan reviews
Curious about what Snape keeps in his jars? Well, here's the answer... (MPREG)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Severus S.
Questions and Answers by Annymc reviews
Harry Potter has a lot of questions for Severus Snape. HPSS Slash. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Curse by Restina Lovebug reviews
-Complete- MPREG!!! If squick- GET AWAY!!! Snape gets cursed by Voldemort, and a young man has to come to terms with his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,929 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete