Matanzo-El-Mono
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Joined 08-18-07, id: 1354960, Profile Updated: 08-02-10
Author has written 6 stories for Super Robot Monkey Team.

Wow, you're actually reading about me. Um, thanks for invading my privacy, I guess.

Well, I'm really too lazy to write much about myself.

I'm a dude, guy, male, man, hombre. Whichever you prefer.

I'm a gamer: have been and always will be.

I play Ultimate Frisbee, Footbal, and I row Crew. I'm an athlete, I guess.

THE STEELERS ARE THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM. EVER.

I like most music, but AC/DC rocks my socks.

"Hanging by a Moment" by Lifehouse is my favorite song

I like SRMTHFG. It's Star Wars monkeyfied, so how could I not?

SPOVA ROX!

Antauri and Sprx are my homies

Oh, and about my name. Matanzo is a word I took from Spanish, although the spanish word is Matanza. It translates into bloodshed or slaughter. So, my name translated is Slaughter the Monkey.

Uh, I'm not really that violent, I just like the way the word Matanzo sounds. It's catchy.

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Story Info:

Relacien: A compilation of oneshots dealing with just about any pairing in the SRMTHFG universe. These range from family and friendship to romance and respect. I do not write any slash or emo pairing. Apologies, but it's just not my style.

SPRX-77, Private Eye: Sprx and Otto like to think they're big shot detectives. But what happens when they're faced with a real case? Told from Sprx's PoV in a parody of the good-ol' pulp detective stories.

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Of a Construct and a Hero by Heart-Of-Memories reviews
100 bits and pieces of the bond between John117 and Cortana. Friends, Partners, Lovers, who knows. \\ChiefxCortana CortanaxChief// \Some AU/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 23,532 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Vignettes in the World of Twelve by Sniggyfrumps reviews
Wakfu drabbles/oneshots about everything from TristEva, friendship humour, Shushu angst to musings about villains and princesses and Yugo's sweet, sweet hat. Various genres/pairings. Requests are welcome.
Wakfu - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Fifteen Freckles and Counting by Sniggyfrumps reviews
Eva blushes as Pinpin says: "I never figured you'd have freckles there," with a sort of fascinated bafflement she's not sure she appreciates having directed at her while naked. - Rated for dem boobs.
Wakfu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Evangelyne/Eva, Tristepin/Sadlygrove - Complete
Drabbles by beautybelle300256 reviews
Short musings about our favorite group of rainbow, intergalactic, crime fighting team. #35: Fast Food: "We're the targets because we're the most tasty looking?"
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009
The New Addition by DannyBall Z reviews
Together at last, Nova and Sprx begin take each and everyday as it goes, but what happens when the unexpected happens and Skeleton King is after the ultimate evil? Will the Monkey Team be able to stop him and hold onto each other before it's to late?
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Nova, Sprx
Arachnophobia by Sniggyfrumps reviews
The memory may be long gone, but the fear is always there; scuttling along on countless thin legs. - Pre-series oneshot. Dark.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Tithonus by beautybelle300256 reviews
Children can't fall in love. Robots don't have souls. You always want what you can't have. Forever isn't all that long when I'm with you. Three-shot
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Chiro, Jinmay - Complete
Another uncharted planet by beautybelle300256 reviews
The hyperforce heads out to another uncharted planet searching for another distress beacon but when they get there Sprx is treated like a legenday warrior and is going to be married off to a princess. SprxNova GibsonxOC ATTN: Info about sequel inside.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,935 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Corruption by Sniggyfrumps reviews
A closer look at that one crucial moment in time when things went terribly wrong. - Oneshot, takes place during Golden Age.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Alchemist, Mandarin - Complete
Looking at stars by Sniggyfrumps reviews
One starry night prompts relationship angst, existential discussions and, uh, zombie kittens. Somehow. - Trilogy of oneshots; prompt: 'stars'
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Flawless by Sniggyfrumps reviews
Nova needs somebody she can slap around. Antauri is unslappable. --- Preseries Antova.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Nova, Antauri - Complete
Truth or Dare with a twist by Me and Gaara 4ever reviews
First story. Truth or dare goes extreme, confessions later. Pairing: SprxNova GibsonOC ChiroJinmay AntauriOC OttoOC
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
They Live by The Emerald Shapeshifter reviews
[Sequel to They Speak][AU][Full summary on homepage]With the aliens out of the watch, who knows what'll happen. Rated T for cursing, alcohol, stupid, random humor... Nothing to explicit rated M, etc... [Hope you enjoy, requests will be taken!]
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007
Midnight Red by xXShadow077Xx reviews
The family maybe back, but chaos is just around the corner. Why is Sparx smoking and drinking with a nimrod? Nova dosn't want Sparx any more. When he try's to make it up to her, he meet's his fear. IT IS OVER! Spova story. Rated T for safety.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
His Traitor by The Emerald Shapeshifter reviews
Azmeth has one final talk with his creation. [Sequel to Beginnings]
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
They Speak by The Emerald Shapeshifter reviews
Crazy story... Ben's aliens talk to each other within the Omnitrix. Nuff said. [Rated for swearing][Complete! The sequel, They Live, coming soon!]
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
My Frog Sparx by xXShadow077Xx reviews
Not saying a word. For a old friend.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
I Was Always There by You'veBeenJayed reviews
This is about...Something...I'm not totally sure. But, trust me, it's a bit dark. And I guess a bit OCish, I guess. And VERY confusing. It seems you'll just have to read to find out, won't you?
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Betrayal Of The Worst Kind by Layla Fairy reviews
Betrayal is in it's worst form when it's that of a lover. 'Hey Novie do you think we'll ever be more than that again' She looked into his eyes, reading them. She plastered a fake smile across her face. 'Maybe one day Sprx'
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Polar Promises by Usami reviews
/post 'Soul of Evil'/ They both recognized the tremendous weight of their promise. But in a way, that only served to strengthen the bond between them.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Sprx, Antauri - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by The Emerald Shapeshifter reviews
For years, the Hyperforce has been disbanded. Now, one member has to find the team members one by one and bring them back together in order to defeat the last of the Great Evils that threatens Shuggazoom. [Full summary on my homepage]
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Disenchanted by The Emerald Shapeshifter reviews
[Oneshot] After Sparx dies in a freak accident, Nova goes into a depression. She doesn't know why, because she never knew she loved him. Then, everything changes when she gets a letter...from him. [Spova][inspired by Disenchanted by My Chemical Romance]
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Comfort by beautybelle300256 reviews
What if Sprx and Nova had had a physical relationship for years but no one knew about it? after fire of hate. Oneshot spova obviously
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
How It All Came Together by DannyBall Z reviews
It all began somewhere. A prequel to my story The New Addition.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sprx, Nova - Complete
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A Baddie Convention reviews
The villains of SRMTHFG are having a convention! What could possibly go on there? Humor, that's what! Written in limerick form due to awesomeness/laziness. Contest Entry: Did not win because judges lack taste/not a picture. Proven fact.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
Relacien reviews
100 pairing oneshots. Any and all pairings. No slash or emo. Family, friendship, and romance. Current story: Transmission: Sometimes conversations aren't best had over the phone. Spova
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,863 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 9/30/2007
SPRX 77, Private Eye reviews
This case began like all the great ones do: with a dame. Some two-bit hood had broken her TV. So she came to me and my associate, knowing we were the best in the business. We'd find the perp, make him talk, and see justice served. We're private eyes.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sprx, Otto
Stranded on Ariralue reviews
Rescued an entire planet from extinction, the Monkey Team is heading home. However, an unforeseen attack cripples the entire robot, causing it to disengage and seperate the monkey team. When reunited in a weird world, romance and action ensue. SN more
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007
Halo 3: SRMTHFG Style reviews
The Hyper Force gets their hands on Halo 3. Largely Otto based, with some Ottova and Spova thrown in for seasoning. Oneshot
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Cotton Candy Monkey reviews
After Sprx and Nova have a fight, Gibson asks Nova to help him in his lab. What happens when the expirment Nova helps him with follows her to the fair the Hyper Force goes to? Read and find out. SPOVA!
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete