Author has written 6 stories for Super Robot Monkey Team.
Wow, you're actually reading about me. Um, thanks for invading my privacy, I guess.
Well, I'm really too lazy to write much about myself.
I'm a dude, guy, male, man, hombre. Whichever you prefer.
I'm a gamer: have been and always will be.
I play Ultimate Frisbee, Footbal, and I row Crew. I'm an athlete, I guess.
THE STEELERS ARE THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM. EVER.
I like most music, but AC/DC rocks my socks.
"Hanging by a Moment" by Lifehouse is my favorite song
I like SRMTHFG. It's Star Wars monkeyfied, so how could I not?
Antauri and Sprx are my homies
Oh, and about my name. Matanzo is a word I took from Spanish, although the spanish word is Matanza. It translates into bloodshed or slaughter. So, my name translated is Slaughter the Monkey.
Uh, I'm not really that violent, I just like the way the word Matanzo sounds. It's catchy.
Relacien: A compilation of oneshots dealing with just about any pairing in the SRMTHFG universe. These range from family and friendship to romance and respect. I do not write any slash or emo pairing. Apologies, but it's just not my style.
SPRX-77, Private Eye: Sprx and Otto like to think they're big shot detectives. But what happens when they're faced with a real case? Told from Sprx's PoV in a parody of the good-ol' pulp detective stories.
One more thing:
SAVE SEASON 5!!!
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