Poke-it-with-a-Stick
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Joined 08-18-07, id: 1355025, Profile Updated: 06-14-12
Author has written 23 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Rosencranz and Guilderstern Are Dead, X-Men: The Movie, Doctor Who, Discworld, Shakespeare, History Boys, Torchwood, Sherlock, Avengers, George Smiley series, and Misc. Books.

Has the attention span of a hyperactive gnat and thus enjoys writing drabbles.

Likes feminism, German, linguistic nerdery and Jorge Luis Borges, amongst other things.

Is asexual. Feel free to ask questions about that if you're curious.

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The Interment Net by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
The Patrician learns of Cut-Me-Own-Throat's plan to install the Internet on Discworld. Inspired by Poke-it-with-a-Stick's "Drumknott Gets An iPad."
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Vetinari, C.M.O.T. Dibbler - Complete
Nickel Content by Unforgotten reviews
Erik is a talky drunk.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Danish Play by ScroogeMcDuck reviews
A poem that will hopefully be somewhat amusing if one is a Shakespeare geek.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Bless You, Autocorrect by Evie Specter reviews
Based on the inception kink prompt "Arthur and Eames get together through a series of embarrassing Autocorrect fails." Rating for language and innuendo - lots and lots of language and innuendo. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Modern Day Ghosts by Aibari reviews
Being a ghost, when you get down to it, is really, horribly boring.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Words, words by SoloWolf reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead: Three quote inspired drabbles.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
I am MAN by Kyou-chan2 reviews
[CRACK] Kamui keeps getting mistaken for a girl and Subaru's attempts to console him only backfire...
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,693 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kamui S., Subaru S. - Complete
Reasons by Roadstergal reviews
A gapfiller for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Mild slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
Neither a Borrower nor a Lender Be by Little White Bird reviews
I was challenged to write HamletShylock slash, and did. Sorry. I surprised myself by quite liking the way it turned out.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Bolero by DrWorm reviews
Fighting is like dancing and Vimes as Keel watches himself do something he knows he'll regret.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Complete
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The Gentleman's Undead Gentleman reviews
Johannes Cabal series. On the appropriate course of action when confronted by the undead while in the process of committing theft. Drabble.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
I Believe in Sherlock Holmes reviews
London's being invaded by a force John can't understand and Mycroft can't quantify. Belief.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Drive reviews
Peter Guillam drives like a maniac.
George Smiley series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2012 - P. Guillam, R. Tarr - Complete
Darcy Lewis Saves The World reviews
Of course, aliens have to invade New York while she's on the coffee run.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Brick by Brick, Moebius Strip reviews
Time can be rewritten. Drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing reviews
If you had a choice, how would you choose to die?
Rosencranz and Guilderstern Are Dead - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Rosencranz - Complete
Workplace Professionalism reviews
It's worse than the Home Office Christmas party. Double drabble
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Humorous Pictures Of Cats In Peculiar Situations reviews
Lord Vetinari discovers lolcats. Drabble
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Vetinari, Moist von L. - Complete
Over A Drink
This method of arguing, they don't teach you in school. Dakin/Irwin, drabble
History Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - S. Dakin, T. Irwin - Complete
Romeo and Juliet on Brighton Beach reviews
Star-crossed lovers it certainly ain't.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Drumknott Gets An iPad reviews
It's the Century of the Fruitbat, and modernisation marches apace. Drabble
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Drumknott, Sam Vimes - Complete
Misery Acquaints A Man reviews
First Class. Companion piece to Strange Bedfellows. A motel, some angst, not much sleep.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Nice Boys Don't reviews
X-men: First Class. If Charles knows that nice rich British boys shouldn't do things like this, he doesn't care. Charles/Erik, drabble
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Feels Like Dying reviews
It feels like dying; every, every time. Drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
Gambit reviews
X-Men: First Class. Chess gets boring. Rules get changed. Charles/Erik, drabble
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Strange Bedfellows reviews
X-Men: First Class. In which Charles uses his powers for evil - sort of - and Erik reminds himself that emotion is weakness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Groovy reviews
X-Men: First Class. Let's bond our mutations, baby. Drabble, Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Vignettes from Westchester reviews
X-men: First Class. A series of drabbles based off German words and mostly revolving around Charles and Erik. Some slash
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Self Fulfilling Prophecy reviews
X-men: First Class 'verse. Being around a telepath can be dangerous, particularly one with such an over-developed sense of his own righteousness as Charles Xavier. Double drabble
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Punchline reviews
X-men: First Class 'verse. Two mutants walk into a bar...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Curtain Call reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. The coin falls tails. Change.
Rosencranz and Guilderstern Are Dead - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Guilderstern, Rosencranz - Complete
Schrödinger's lab accident reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. I'm not the only one to see a certain similarity between Rosencrantz's 'life in a box' speech and that well-known thought experiment involving extreme cruelty to cats, right? Drabble
Rosencranz and Guilderstern Are Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Rosencranz, Guilderstern - Complete
There is a reason reviews
Zaphod wants to get drunk. Trillian wants to find the Ultimate Question. Ford wants to go somewhere where his life will not be in thirteen different types of danger at the same time. And Arthur... well, Arthur just wants tea. *ON HIATUS*
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007
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    Movies X-Men: The Movie