Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Shadow of the Colossus.
Ah, the road of my authorship is paved with broken promises. If I say that I'm willing to upload more frequently, please be prepared for a six-month hiatus. Apparently I can't handle commitment.
Anyway... Since this is a profile, I'll tell you a bit about myself.
Life Status: Studying marine biology at university (I say university instead of college because it makes me sound fancy and edjumacated)
Personal Motto: Crap happens... Live with it!
Fav Books: Harry Potter and Game of Thrones
Fav Video Game: SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS!!
Fav Computer Games: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Minecraft, Trine, and Spore
Fav TV Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, MLP: FiM, and Adventure Time
My Names on Other Domains of the Web: NightlightOfCelobia on deviantart, nightlightofcelobia on Tumblr, and flyingsharkgirls on YouTube
Ever heard of the Enneagram test? It's a test where you figure out which of nine types of personality you have. The test is used to aid in the workplace, discover your own personal weaknesses, and what addictions you're most vulnerable to. But I also discovered it's a fantastic story-character-discovery tool! As it turns out, in my story The Wanderer, all nine types are represented in the Colossi (yes, I spent at least 2 hours doing all of their tests...). So here are the short descriptions and names of each type, as well as the Colossi that represent each!
1. Reformer: The Rational, Idealistic Type: Principled, Purposeful, Self-Controlled, and Perfectionistic : Gaius, Avion, and Argus
2. Helper: The Caring, Interpersonal Type: Demonstrative, Generous, People-Pleasing, and Possessive : Quadratus, Dirge, and Malus
3. Achiever: The Success-Oriented, Pragmatic Type: Adaptive, Excelling, Driven, and Image-Conscious : Basaran
4. Individualist: The Sensitive, Withdrawn Type: Expressive, Dramatic, Self-Absorbed, and Temperamental : Hydrus
5. Investigator: The Intense, Cerebral Type: Perceptive, Innovative, Secretive, and Isolated : Kuromori
6. Loyalist: The Committed, Security-Oriented Type: Engaging, Responsible, Anxious, and Suspicious : Valus and Celobia
7. Enthusiast: The Busy, Fun-Loving Type: Spontaneous, Versatile, Distractible, and Scattered : Pelagia
8. Challenger: The Powerful, Dominating Type: Self-Confident, Decisive, Willful, and Confrontational : Barba and Celosia
9. Peacemaker: The Easygoing, Self-Effacing Type: Receptive, Reassuring, Agreeable, and Complacent : Phaedra and Phalanx
If you want to take the test for yourself, go to (replace the spaces with a period) http://www enneagraminstitute com/dis_sample_36 asp
Before I get on with the funny stuff:
Both of my Twilight stories are on hiatus. If you think such madness should end, PM me. But for now, all my devotion is being put into my Shadow of the Colossus fics, which you will notice are a lot more serious than my Twilight stories. I have my goofy side, my sarcastic side, and my disturbingly serious side. The SOTC fics mainly exhibit the last one. Don't like it? Tough! I'm writing it anyway. OK, here is a weird character thing for Shadow of the Colossus!
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
No, but it would likely be a very enlightening experience...
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Aw... cute little snake... fire... thing... babies... XD
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Actually, yes. It was fic that recognized how unbelievably crappy it is when your fire goes out right before she's about to fall off the edge. Also, she makes a stunning appearance in The Wanderer. ;D
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Nah. At his best, Quadratus is a very patient and caring character. Kuromori? Ehhhhhhh...
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Five/ten, definitely. Water Colossus love!
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD He would probably make the 0_o face.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Phaedra breaks a leg, and the only free place for him to be in a giant water-stirrup is the Pleasure Waterfall. What happens when the Horse resigns himself to joining Pelagia in his odd shenanigans?
9) Is there any one/eight fluff?
No, but there so should be. XD
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
As Long As There's Us
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
It would probably involve an accident in pitch-blackness.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
Unfortunately, none of my IRL friends have even played SOTC. Shocking, I know.
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
I do! (*forever alone*)
14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Nope. I would impressed to see someone pull it off, though. XD
15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
YOUR BREATH TASTES LIKE PICKLES!!
16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. I know, not exceedingly creative.
17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Major slash and a very squished Gecko.
18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?
Cool feet... can I poke them?
I hate stereotypes! If you do also, please copy this list onto your profile and bold the ones that apply to you!
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEISTIC so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (See above)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY/HANDSOME (or so people tell me), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT (I think...), so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT (or so people tell me), so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT (or so people tell me), so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (To a degree, admittedly)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
Please read my stories and review them, my pretties! :D
- nightlight6 :D