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Joined 08-18-07, id: 1355097, Profile Updated: 05-04-09
Author has written 18 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, Host, and Mentalist.

WARNING!

This profile contains spoilers to ALL of my stories, and some of the content may be mature! Read at your own risk.


Current Status: I'm back! Only thing is, I've got track, school, and a melee of other things I'm trying to do. To my RPs- I'm so sorry, but I'm going to have to drop out. I'm just not on consistently enough to continue, and after being gone for so long, it would be hard to get caught back up. Sorry, sorry, sorry!

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Name: Sam Hazel

Age: 15!!

Gender: Female. Some people have mistaken me for a guy (Sam is a pretty common guy's name) and I'm not really a pink-fluffy-girlie-girl. I actually enjoy hanging out with guys more than girls... :/

Location: Cloud nine. Literally. It's really wet up here, and kinda cold.

Personality: Read the rest of my profile, silly.

Uhmm... can't think of any other personal info except for the stuff below. If you think of anything else you'd like to know, email me or just put it in a review of my stories. While you're reviewing, might as well read the story while you're at it!

Randomness

- I hate chocolate icecream (gasp!) and the Beatles

- I am a Guitar Hero freak. GHII I can play on Expert, and GHIII is just Hard.

- I also play DDR and sing for Rock Band (hoo yea, Welcome Home)

-I'm an opposite-of-claustrophobic-thing. I'm too lazy to look up what that means, but I like small places a lot. When I was little, I spent a lot of time in that tight corner in the back of my closet, or in the cereal cuppoard.

-Physical contact kind of freaks me out. I hate being surrounded by people touching me, and I jump when people touch my shoulder or something. A high-five is fine, or something like that, but please. Hands off.

- I'm a proud music addict who enjoys Rock, Alternative, a bit of Boyband, Heavy Metal, Emo-Screamo, and some of those 'Pop' songs like Love Song, Breathe, Her Eyes, etc.

-My favorite bands are: Rise Against, Before Their Eyes, Alter Bridge, Soundbender, Panic! At the Disco, Flyleaf, Tool, Chiodos, Death Cab for Cutie, and various others.

- My favorite books include Blue Bloods, Impulse, Burned, Uglies, Maximum Ride, Twilight, The Host, Eragon, Warriors, Midnighters, The Great Gatsby, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Lightning Theif, Midnighters, In the Forests of the Night, A Demon in My Veiw, Keisha'ra, Harry Potter, The Golden Compass, The Bartamius Trilogy, When the Wind Blows, The Lake House, Promise Me, and No Place Like Home.

-I heart music.

-I have an expensive, nice, professional-ish camera, one with the big lens and hundreds of buttons. I love taking pictures. Check it out- redfeatherz on deviantart.

- Jonny Depp is not hot. Jack Sparrow, however, is a different story...

- Bow down to Orlando Bloom's dreaminess!!

-Favorite TV shows are: The Mentalist, House, How I Met Your Mother

-Favorite movies: X Men Origions: Wolverine, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman, Ironman, The Hulk, Pineapple Express, Twilight, Role Models, Jumper

Awesome Quotes

Twilight

-"Over my pile of ashes!" -Rosalie Cullen

-"And missle-proof glass? Nice. What happened to good old-fashioned bulletproof?" -Bella Swan

-"Why am I covered in feathers?" -Bella Swan "I bit a pillow. Or two." -Edward Cullen

-"Were there any other casualties?" -Bella Swan

-"Um... carefully, Bella. Ow." -Edward Cullen

-"It's about time someone scored around here." -Emmett Cullen

-"Life sucks, and then you die." -Unknown "Yeah, I should be so lucky." -Jacob Black

The Mentalist

-"He irks me. He's irksome." -Patrick Jane

House

"House, this is God." -Wilson "I'm a little busy right now. Can I talk to you later? Say, Thursday?" -House "Let me check... oh, damn, I've got a plague. How is Tuesday?" -Wilson

Maximum Ride

-"After all, Fnick is superman." -Iggy

-"Of course, the prince has a bed all to himself." -Maximum Ride "Yes, the prince has a gaping side wound." -Fang

-"I vill now destroy ze snickahs bahs!" -The Gasman

The Great Gatsby

- Daisy began to sing with the music in a husky, rhythmic whisper, bringing out a meaning in each word that it had never had before and would never have again. -Nick

- But with every word she was drawing further and further into herself, so he gave that up and only the dead dream fought on as the afternoon slipped away, trying to touch what was no longer tangible, struggling unhappily, undespairingly, toward that lost voice across the room. -Nick

- He must have looked up at an unfamiliar sky through frightening leaves and shivered as he found what a grotesque thing a rose is and how raw the sunlight was upon the scarcely created grass. A new world, material without being real, where poor ghosts, breathing dreams like air, drifted fortuitously about... like that ashen, fantastic figure gliding toward him through the amorphous trees. -Nick

- And as I sat there, brooding on the old unknown world, I thought of Gatsby's wonder when he first picked out the green light at the end of Daisy's dock. He had come a long way to this blue lawn and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him, somewhere back in that vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.

Keisha'ra

- Of eternity, of silence, of coldness, of stillness. Of Ecl. He who dwells with Ecl knows of void. He who dwells with Ecl knows of death. But he who dances with Ecl, he is lost, for he who dances with Ecl brings to life the world of death. So dance. Of eternity, of madness, of heat, of movement. Of Mehay. He who dwells with Mehay knows too much. He who dwells with Mehay knows of creation. But he who dances with Mehay, he is lost, for he who dances with Mehay cannot leave the dance and will face the fire. So dance." -Darien

-"No one has danced your future for you, have they? Most fear the sakkri'a'she. It can burn one's mind, they say, but I spun that magic with almost every breath as I walked the streets of the white city. Let me see if I remember the steps..." -quemak'la'Hai'nesera

-"We will be here before." -Darien

-"I borrowed a feather of your sould once, son of the son of she who shines in the darkness, she who glints on ice. I borrowed it and kept it safe. I borrowed it and made it dance for me, and it said... It said, son of the son of the Lady, that you would destroy an empire." -Darien

Other

-"See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a Favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cd’s and burn em’. 'Cause you know what? The musicians who’ve made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years... Rrrrrrrrrrrrreal f--ing high on drugs." -Bill Hicks

-"I'm standing on the edge of hope/Looking through my cosmic telescope/At a world staring back at me/From the wrong side of eternity/And the only clue my poor brain finds/Is a world I've already left behind/I've already left behind/I've already left behind." -Shooter

-"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -Steven Wright

-"Oh yeah? Jacob imprinted on a fetus. Take that, Quill." -Jesse

-"Mans are icky." -Jerica

My Main Characters (Warning! This character introduction gives spoilers for my stories!)

Sam- Sam was my first character ever. I created her first image once for a writing for english class. It was supposed to be a short story, and most people had stories that were 3 to 8 pages long. Mine? Thirty even. She was originally a demigod, used by the Greek Gods to find Echidna before the monsters all around the world went rampant without her control. It was a very early version of her, and it wasn't exactly a great story. I got a ten for grammar on the whole thing. Now, she's my character for everything from Eragon to Maximum Ride. She's usually dark, clever, manipulative, the works. But she's not really evil, she just uses cold logic, does what's best for her regardless of everyone else (she's not self-centered, though. She's like Murtagh.), and enjoys chaos more than she should. Usually, she appears with golden-brown hair with a bit of red in it, light hazel eyes, fair skin, skinny, and average height. Most stories have her with black bat wings, and some she can dissolve into smoke at will. Other times, she's sort of a werepanther, but is affected by emotions instead of the moon. Call her Samatha or Sammy and she'll gladly break you in half.

Eli- Eli was a more brilliant creation of mine, I think. She's usually Sam. It's kind of Dr. Jekel/Mr.Hyde relationship. Eli is the kind, compassionate, and warm version of Sam, rather than icy and sharp. She's more intelligent and smart than clever and manipulative. Sam is filled with anger, while Eli is untroubled. Eli usually doesn't have wings or any other powers. I just recently created her, and she's a great asset to the team.

Polotheus- Polotheus (Polo for short) is a mixed character. There's quite a few different versions of him. Sometimes he's with Sam/Eli, other times he's with Max. The two main types of Polo are the Max version and the Sam/Eli version. The Max version is when he's paired with Max. He's a lighter version of Fang, with light hair, eyes, and wings. He's funny, smart, mature... perfect for Max, an exact match, and usually appears as Max's man and Sam/Eli's brotherly second-in-command. The Sam/Eli version is a lot like Fang, with dark hair, wings, eyes, and personality. He's quiet, smart, sarcastic, and untrusting. This Polo is paired with Sam/Eli as more than just a friend. Polo always has wings.

Slithard- A slithard isn't exactly one character. It's a lot like the police, or an Eraser if you've read MR, but more special. They're the bad guys, the guards of the secret labs or whatever. Sometimes Sam/Eli's power is to turn into a slithard. Slithards are covered with scales, usually dark red, dark blue, or dark green. They've got eyes that are either all (no pupils or white parts) ruby, sapphire, or emerald, corresponding to their scale colors. They've got hooked fangs, black retractable claws, and a long, whiplike tail. Their feet are like a t-rex or some other carnivorous reptilian dinosaur's feet. They're smart, fast, strong, and have far better senses than the average human. Slithards are used to track and hunt people down, guard places, and are general mercinaries/assassians/evil dudes.

Good Pairings (sorry Gazzy, I don't have anything for you!)

MaxFang (so natural, a GREAT pairing)

NudgeIggy (love this, but not many other people seem to)

AngelAri (it's okay if it's the little 7-year-old Ari. Eraser Ari and Angel seems weird. See rant below about them.)

SamFang (read my stories for this one. this is only if it's MaxPolo.)

SamPolo (read. my. stories.)

MaxPolo (this is only if it's SamFang. Polo isn't a cheater, and neither is Fang.)

RosalieEmmett (obviously)

BellaEdward (obviously, again)

CarlisleEsme (duh)

LisbonJane (of course)

RigbyVan Pelt

BAD Pairings

MaxIggy (Max goes with Fang or Polo. Not Iggy)

FangIggy (I'm fine with gay people, but I don't like reading about it in detail)

NudgeGazzy (I've only seen this once and don't wanna see it again. They just aren't... compatible, I guess.)

AngelGazzy (Who is the -insert incredibly vulgar word here- that came up with this?)

EllaIggy (Iggy is Nudge's guy, not hers. She could go with Gazzy or someone else, I guess, but not Iggy. He's taken.)

MaxNudge (seen this only once. NEVER again... -shudder-)

AngelAri (Special circumstances with this. Angel can only be with Ari if it's seven-year-old Ari. Not eraser Ari, cause he's old. I don't care that he's actually seven, he acts, looks, and thinks like an older person. Try to picture Angel with cute little blonde Ari. Awww, how sweet. Now look at eraser Ari. Wolfy, mistaken for Wolverine (who's some twenty years old, might I mention,) scraggly, patchworky, ugh, standing beside little Angel, with blonde hair and a winged teddy bear (didn't mean to rhyme there, honest,) and blue eyes. Not good.)

AliceJasper (they just don't seem to fit. Alice is so bubbly and hype, while Jasper is just lounging in the background.)

JaneVan Pelt (Nuh-uh. Total opposites.)

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I LIKE GRAFFITI so I MUST be a vandal.
I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY so I MUST be a hillbilly, country-music-loving redneck hick.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I DRESS UP so I MUST be preppy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I LISTEN TO SCREAM MUSIC so I MUST be emo.
I'm ON THE COMPUTER A LOT so I MUST be a geek.
I'm SMART so I MUST be a nerd.
I like DRESSING UP so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I LOVE THE SUN so I MUST be tan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a REDHEAD so I MUST be angry.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm PALE so I MUST be an indoor couch-potato geek
I like to RUN so I MUST be a sporty machoist.
I'm PROUD OF WHO I AM so I MUST be vain.
I think I'm BEAUTIFUL so I MUST be stuck-up.
I TALK A LOT so I MUST be preppy.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a REDHEAD so I MUST be angry.
I'm PALE so I MUST be albino.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

You Know You're an Author If:

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting')

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

When your English teacher assigns a writing, all you have to do is open up one that's already done and print it.

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not aply but w.e.)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (e.g. flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically...)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've planned and perepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Edward Cullen is fictional)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

You can quote from more than thirty books.

Your idol is a character from a book.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey, and Cedric Diggory.

Ari Batchelder, a lost brother who expired in the midst of a battle for freedom.

Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor, Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

Kiesha, Sebastian of Ahnmik, Kel of Ahnmik, Donovan, Anjay, Sisal, Gregory, Carson, Brassal, Charis, Danuta, Isadora, Landon, Nalini, Donte, Nikhil, Alasdair, Xavier, Mara, Kyne, Marle, Annelise, Andreios, Erica Silvermead, Sybil, Brenson, Harlan, Vasili, and all the others who lost their lives in a meaningless war, created to destroy the true potential of the serpiente and avian. Also, to all the falcons who fell to shm'Ecl, and all the que'mak who tore themselves apart, doomed from the moment they were conceived.

They will never be forgotten.


Lateralus

by Tool

Black then white are all I see in my infancy.
Red & yellow then came to be, reaching out to me,
Lets me see.
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine.
Drawn beyond the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines.

Black then white are all I see in my infancy.
Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me,
Lets me see there is so much more and
Beckons me to look through to these infinite possibilities.
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine.
Drawn outside the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition leaving opportunities behind.
Feed my will to feel this moment, urging me to cross the line.
Reaching out to embrace the random.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.

I embrace my desire to,
I embrace my desire to,
Feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow
To feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty,
To bathe in the fountain,
To swing on the spiral,
To swing on the spiral,
To swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human.

With my feet upon the ground I move myself between the sounds and open wide to suck it in.
I feel it move across my skin.
I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
What ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out. keep going.
Spiral out. keep going.
Spiral out. keep going.
Spiral out. keep going.

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Better than me by Unreal Wanderers reviews
"You don't understand…" he whispered on her ear, breathing in her sweet scent. Her dark green eyes locked with his deep blue ones, and for a moment, he hesitated. Then, knowing it was for the best, Murtagh declared: "You deserve much better than me…"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,013 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 3/4/2007
Saving the world, among other things by lankancurry12 reviews
Set after MR3. Max has to save the world. Fang has to help her. But they're both teenagers with raging hormones. Can they do it? FAX and NIGGY. **Rating may change to M depending on how raging they're hormones get...**
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,432 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/11/2008
A New Frame of Mind by Music's Dance reviews
Raven fears that she is no longer needed as a titan. Alienating herself, she is gravely injured battling a new villain. Realizing she has lost control of her powers, she struggles to hide from her friends and remain a titan. M for future chapters.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Raven, Robin
Red Highschool by Steph-Schell reviews
The Mentalist in highschool! There will be Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,220 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Shes a Dreamer by Captain Libeka reviews
Bella is a dreamer. She dreams, sees and hears more than the average human. Particularly when it comes to a certain bronze haired boy. She is determined to find out his secrets. But Bella has a secret herself, Bella can read Edward's mind. ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,963 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Empire by Emerald Dragon Rider reviews
A new rider will soon be revealed in a surprising twist to the story. She will be untrusted by everyone in Alagaesia, but has great promise, despite crippling setbacks. Set as the 3rd book of the inheritance series. New characters and continuing plotline.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,054 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/24/2006
Untitled by Sophie Fatale reviews
And that's when all my worst dreams came true...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Roadster by LAHull reviews
One of Jane's brilliant plans goes terribly wrong causing serious consequences to one of the team members. Drama/angst/humor all in one with no shipping. A winner on the CBS official website's 2009 Write Off. Writers love Feedback!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Patrick J.
Red Sky in the Morning by seven days later reviews
When Lisbon and Jane walk in on a cross-dressing banker murdered in his holiday home, Jane knows something is up. It's up to the team to figure out what 'up' is, and how exactly Red John fits into the picture. Now rewriting - author's note inside.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,208 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
Temptation by NellieRai reviews
AU. The people he worked with didn't know that Red John wasn't human. Jane hadn't known it either until that night he came home to find his family. He hadn't known that Red John was waiting for him or that he planned to turn him into an immortal soul.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Laws of Physics by QwertyTheBard reviews
When the Doctor comes to Bixby, Oklahoma, to find out why seventeen people went missing in one night, he gets into more trouble than he bargained for, possibly more than he can handle. This town won't give up its secrets so easily...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jonathan
Fade to Black by LadyEccentricities reviews
::ON HIATUS:: Waking up in a strange place is last thing Jacob Black needed. But the last things he expected was to meet the main girl of the last book he read. That girl was Hermione Granger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Jacob
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Flock and The Mismatched Mutants by ReplaceWithSomethingWitty reviews
Max gets a phone call from Omega, saying that he is in San Francisco, CA and has a gang of mutants with him--one of which is horribly sick. The Flock plus Jeb, Max's Mom and Ella go to help them...but can Omega and the Mismatched Mutants be trusted?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008
Red Letter by Sierra Janeway reviews
Patrick Jane and the CBI team are assigned to a high profile double homicide with dozens of complex motives, and an additional young victim whose situation captures the attention and emotions of a certain consultant...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Shafted by Ellipsis9 reviews
Patrick Jane usually plays mind tricks on other people, but now he's injured at the bottom of a mine shaft and his mind is playing tricks on him. Character wumph.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
A Meeting of Minds by House Calls reviews
What would happen if two of the most observant people were to cross paths? The Mentalist/House crossover. Now 100% complete and re-posted due to author error !
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
White Lies by HadenMarie reviews
Bella has a little secret that she's never told anyone in Forks, only one person knows, what will happen when he shows up at Forks High School? Will it be enough to end Edward and Bella's relationship for good?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,509 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Bella, Edward
Magic Flight by Wingedteen reviews
Harry Potter X MR. Max accidentally stumbles upon the world of magic, and discovers a few traits of her own. While max and the flock attend classes at Hogwarts, Max and co are ging to have to fight tooth and nail to keep the magic a secret.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
7 Deadly Sins by horizontal stripes43 reviews
The Flock get infected with the 7 Deadly Sins- Rage, Lust, Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, and Greed. What will happen when Fang leaves? Can Max get over her jealousy? I suck at summaries, REVIEW PLEASE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008
Old West by TheLazyHeart reviews
It's the year of 1879. Max and her flock have traveled BACK IN TIME TO THE OLD WEST. In the small town were everyone knows everyone. Will they accept the flock? But most importantly, you have to read to find out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,504 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007
Christina joins the flock by Goldenfoxgrl reviews
This is about a girl who suddenly gets wrapped up with the flocks problems. Hope you enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 57,486 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2007
Patrick Jane's Friends by PoeticallyIncorrect1 reviews
Formally "Untitled For Now" Set after the episode "Red John's Friends". When a routine visit to talk to a witness goes horribly wrong for him & Van Pelt Jane realizes just who his friends are. Jane & Van Pelt friendship fic. Chapter 2 revised slightly.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Patrick J., Grace vP.
Survival by Bella Danvers reviews
What’s a mutant bird freak girl to do? Survive, that’s what. But surviving being a mutant birdgirl in high school, all by yourself? Only the infamous Maximum Ride could hope to pull that off. Eventually FAX. WARNING: contains sexual abuse
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008
Mudman and Mudblood by greekgoddessofthehunt reviews
Artemis Fowl goes to hogwarts! i know it's been done, but what ever. AF/HS T for future swearing. Pre DH and Post TTP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Red Pranks and Bees by ForevermoreNevermore reviews
No, I've seen this before..." Mia Carter turns up, dead and Patrick Jane is on the case as usual. But, the deeper he delves, the deeper it goes, and the closer he gets to the truth. But, his investigation might be cut short. Gradual Jisbon. Please review!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
25 Departures by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
25 things that happened in the year before the pilot, that established the relationships among the agents. Some Jane/Lisbon chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,949 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Flashing Crimson by Nidhoegg reviews
Response to Lia Walker's challenge. Jane and Lisbon are ontheir way to a crime scene, when a truck changes their plans drastically.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Where I Stood by hollas reviews
Lisbon has a near death experience that really shakes her up, to the point where she takes a break from the work life. A new woman supervisor takes over and lays it on thick with Jane. He can't stand it and goes to spend time with Lisbon. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bad Seeds by lorcan reviews
In which our CBI team must find enough evidence to arrest a serial killer - even if she's only in the first grade. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Childish Capers by Ebony10 reviews
Jane gets surprised- for once!- and has some realizations concerning his dark-haired boss.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Collisions by bulletproofweeks reviews
Sequel to Red Roses: The CBI team's newest case becomes personal when Teresa Lisbon is kidnapped. Jane and Lisbon explore their new relationship while Rigsby and Van Pelt try to reconcile their problems. Established Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,748 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Family Vacation by superwoman1015 reviews
Lisbon goes on vacation with her family, will an unwanted visitor upset her plans. Just a silly little fic, probably wont be very long, but it will multi-chapter, 8/8 up. Complete!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mauve Secrets by Habeous Corpus reviews
Rated t just in case. The CBI has suspicions that Jane might be dirty. slight Jisbon, maybe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Term of Endearment by ch19777 reviews
Forget Sam Spade. Forget Philip Marlowe. Patrick Jane is intrigued. And jealous, though he would deny it. Either way, PI Jane won't rest until the strange case of Teresa Lisbon's mysterious phone call and possible boyfriend is solved. Oh well, just read.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sacraments in Scarlet by 221b Baker Street reviews
Two priests are murdered and Jane implements his most outrageous "brilliant plan" yet. But he might just get himself killed in the process...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,548 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009
Paper thin walls by AirborneGirl reviews
Hotel room walls are paper thin. Jane overhears a dream in which he plays a dreadful part. But who's dreaming about him?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Never Say Never by GundamGurl17 reviews
Jane never gets sick." So Lisbon thinks. But what happens when Jane catches a cold, and gives it to the rest of the team? Jisbon and Rigsby/Van Pelt. FINALLY COMPLETE! I will answer your reviews ASAP!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Oblivion by Auraya-of-the-White reviews
CBI team travels to Maine to extradite a prisoner but something goes wrong. Team members may be put in harm's way. Written for Write Off on the Mentalist boards. Partial crossover with Bones, no Bones knowledge necessary.
Crossover - Bones & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Never Again by Blink182lover4life reviews
The gang embarks on another case that just might be the end of Patrick Jane! What happens when a person starts living with him? A person that reminds him so much of his daughter...and will he finally open to Lisbon about everything? Better summary inside!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,632 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Why, Why Love by amantebandido reviews
In order to fulfill her grandma's wish of seeing a real faerie, Sam Doroster decided get close to Artemis Fowl by transferring to his school, halfway across the globe. Unfortunately for her, it is an all boys school. Can she hide the fact she is a girl?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,606 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Red Memories by superwoman1015 reviews
Jane has been injured, what does the team do, and how does he cope, how does the team handle it? Some Jisbon, but not a lot. Bad summery, but the story is good, just read it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Scarlet Fever by bulletproofweeks reviews
Teresa Lisbon is sick, but she's been ordered by her boss to finish the report on their latest case. What will Jane do when he finds out Lisbon's working on a sick day? Caring Jane, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Crimson and Comatose by bulletproofweeks reviews
Cho is shot. How will his friends deal with the prospect of losing him? Can he overcome the odds and pull through? Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Cho's POV, Valentine's Day, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Just A Dream by Power of the Pen12 reviews
On the eve of a big mission, Holly hears Artemis talking in his sleep. These unconscious words reveal more than Holly should know. A/H I'm sorry about the formatting problem. Bear with me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Tell Me Where It Hurts by SuddenlyTragic reviews
House gets sick and struggles through treatment, pushing everyone away to deal with it on his own.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,680 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Paint It Red, Black & Blue by 221b Baker Street reviews
A sequel to Paint It Red, but set immediately after Crimson Casanova. Arlov wants his painting back...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
Wilson's Head, House's Heart by FranklinPuppers reviews
It seems like poor House is always the one going missing and having troubles. I thought it was Wilson's turn. Can House cope when his best friend seems to be gone for good? Not slash, just close friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,958 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Mistakes by Gina Molly Potter reviews
Patrick Jane follows a lead to capture Red John by himself with tragic consequences. Jane/Lisbon romance.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Necklace by razlahan reviews
Lisbony goodness, just something that came to mind, now in three parts. As usual, I own nothing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Above the Red Streetlights by bulletproofweeks reviews
The mayor's daughter is threatening to jump off a building and it seems Patrick Jane is the only one with a chance at saving her. Warning: Suicidal Themes, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blood Red Wine by PoeticallyIncorrect1 reviews
Picking up the glass he stared at it noting how the wine appeared to be the color of blood...It's the date of his family's murders and Patrick decides to get drunk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Patrick J.
Saving Dawn by 13Lucky13 reviews
Itex made them suffer. It took away their lives. When Sasha only wanted to be normal, her life twisted out of control. They weren't human anymore... They were something else.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,304 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007
Chaos Theory by Fire Element13 reviews
/cha-os the-o-ry / noun. A theory that complex natural systems obey rules but are so sensitive that small initial changes can cause unexpected final results, thus giving an impression of randomness. Could this apply to people if influenced by events? L/J
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
What She was Really Thinking by Baka Peachie reviews
Lisbon's take on the speacial moments shared between her and Jane. Hope to add more as the season goes on. A little Jisbon of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Textbook Case by Mellifluent89 reviews
Artemis Fowl II is sent to a public high school for his senior year. Pairing s are A/OC. Post-LC/Pre-TP. Rated T because there won't be anything mentioned that most high-school students aren't exposed to. Mild language. All props to Eoin Colfer, of course
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Artemis F.
DEAD SILENCE! by Stormie Stories reviews
At the school talent show, Max gets in trouble with someone from her past. What will she do? How will she deal with her secret being revealed? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Trust Me by MizMiri reviews
After a particularly distressing case, Lisbon finds more than just comfort in Jane. But does she trust him? Sorry about the lame summary. JISBON! FINAL CHAPTER UP! As always, read and review! D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Shifting Perspective by hardly loquacious reviews
An interpretation of Jane's relationship with the team with a focus on Lisbon up to Red John's Friends, not really a romance though.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Red Roses by bulletproofweeks reviews
The CBI team is required to attend a formal dinner and with that requirement comes the search for a date. Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, Romance, Humor, Drama, Angst, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Get Vamped by MystiB reviews
The Cullens are off to Dartmouth! But what happens when a few students start to realize that the Cullen's are more than meets the eye. With a huge war brewing these student's are the least of the Cullen's problems... or are they?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,094 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008
Red Silence by capjack54 reviews
Things get complicated when the CBI team finds themselves protecting a would-be assassin who has just tried to kill one of their own.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Patrick J.
All I Ask of You by Homesick reviews
Meghan is a servant at Galbatorix' court when she is ordered to be the personal servant of newcomer Murtagh. She hates him as much as she hates the king, but soon she'll find out he's not who she thought he was..and he will find out Meghan has a secret.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Murtagh - Complete
No Good Deed by mswyrr reviews
Sooner or later, somebody's going to get a look inside Jane's house.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
On Her Own Wings by Wildmage117 reviews
Forty years after Breaking Dawn, and Edward and Bella find themselves once again on the high-school scene. But is everything still the same? What has changed after four decades? A Twilight and Maximum Ride cross-over from Bella's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fang, Max
Imperfections by liane.xd reviews
Maximum Ride - TWILIGHT Crossover! Max drops, injured, on First Beach. Seth sees her wings. Fang doesn't know how to get her back without exposing the rest of them. FAX vs. MATH?/SAX...its originally an E, but AWKward. REVIEW please! CHAP something IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
C'koro by AdriaDara reviews
Sequel to Taize. Taize has been captured by Galbatorix. When she agrees to serve him, she immediately regrets her decision. But there's no turning back once you've sworn your loyalty to the most powerful man in Alagaesia...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007
Switched by oOFallOutoftheSkyGirlOo reviews
When a bomb accident leaves Max and Iggy in each other's bodies, they agree to not tell. But when Fang finds out, he decides to have a little fun and see just how far Max and Iggy will go to keep their switch a secret. Some Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Max Ride and A Great and Terrible Beauty by Shatchi reviews
What happens when the flock get thrown back in time and meet Gemma and Kartik? What if Max had been there to help Gemma.But to do so she needs to wear...a corset.Set after The Final Warning and during The Sweet Far Thing-end of it.Spoilers!Crossover, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,636 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Welcome to Percy's Blog! by yassp reviews
It's basically about Percy's life. He writes it in a blog, telling us about Annabeth, his day, growing up, things he thinks of, lists, and so on... R&R! 3 C's!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008
Learning to Fly by Jake Caldefore reviews
A deadly plague is spreading through New York City. They are doomed to fall by rats... Is this the Black Death repeating itself? First fanfic! Please R&R! Iggy fans will just love this story, I promise you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Be Careful What You Wish For by melissaeverlasting reviews
Max, frustrated with life in general, wishes on a shooting star that she and her friends could just be normal for once. The next morning? Her wish comes true.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Dresden by Armageddon Child reviews
If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take, but if the Angels choose to hide, may Demons watch my other side... -ABANDONED-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,525 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Cadi by aureus x reviews
Cadi was plucked out of servanthood and trained to become a magician when Galbatorix saw in her the hope of the Empire. With friends battling for control of her naive mind and enemies lurking in the shadows, she will have to decide between right and wrong
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 5/12/2006
The Riddlyr by Armageddon Child reviews
I am the beginning. I am the end. I am every drop of blood you've ever split, every child you've ever killed, every soul you've ever damned... see inside for full introduction
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
The Mating Experiment by FindTheStrengthWithinYourself reviews
I suck at summeries, so look at the title, and guess, and just read the thing!- chap 3 was a mean prank pulled by my bro! read new chap 3! not M! I want it to stay T!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
The Twilight Ride by Seductive Illusions reviews
Maximum Ride Twilight Crossover Max finds a book that tells the future, and she decides to follow it. Bella doesn't want cold feet, but she's getting it, and so close to her wedding, too! What will happen when Maximum Ride and Twilight clashes together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Sapphire Chronicles by DragonFireOKN reviews
Semi Book 3. What will Eragon do when Saphira is captured by the king and joins him? Eragon is left with the choice of his life. Kill the king, Saphira dies. Don't kill the king, Saphira lives and the Varden falls. EragonxSaphira in later chapters. R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,323 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Werewolves of Alagaesia by xoxorenard reviews
When Nasuada’s tent finally came into view, an eerie howl descended upon the rebel camp...A group of six hooded figures, flanked by three wolves, advanced into the camp... Post Eldest. EragonOC. Rated T, just to be safe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007
Elven Shades by Syreni reviews
The war against Galbatorix grows more deadly, and the Elves and the Varden cannot hope to win alone, when a mysterious new rider appears, and offers to take the Varden and all of the Elves to a new land, where a hidden empire lurks, how can they refuse?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007
BloodWings by Emaryllis reviews
On hiatus - Twilight crossover. Max: I can't let that Eraser kill her, or take her for experimentation. I just can't.Even though she's a complete stranger, I would never let someone suffer the way I've suffered, not when I can still save her.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
A New Group by The Cold Soldier reviews
A new group of Feur, Tech, Morph, Hulk, and Splinter are on the run from the whitecoats as well. However, they call the whitecoats White Knights. When they try to infiltrate the White Knights' school, they meet up with Max and the flock. What happens?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007
Flight of Crimson Wings by Ride on silver wings reviews
I wish I had never met them. I wish they never sought us out! Maximum Ride, now you’ll know why I cannot be trusted. You’ll see why your flock and I should never have crossed paths. You were never one of us…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2007
Maximum Ride : Myths and Monsters by SuNsHiNe-FlOwErS reviews
The flock decide to rest in a certain meadow in Forks, Washington.Guess who finds them there.Twilight Max Ride crossover.FAX eventually. rated T just to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
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Blue Lights reviews
Jane's erratic speeding catches up with him, in the form of flashing lights in his rearview mirror. Lisbon isn't impressed... or is she? The poor officer doesn't know what hit him... oneshot. Squintable Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Liquor reviews
Jane is at a bar, and comes up with a brilliant idea... Will Lisbon fall for his drunk act? Or will she realize he's just faking? Is he truly drunk after all? T for a bit of alcohol and undergarmets. Otherwise, fairly clean. Twoshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Bloodshot reviews
Lisbon! I can't see!" Jane is caught up in a bombing, and temporarily looses his sight! How will he manage blindness? Oneshot. My idea of what the episode -might- be like. Reviews are appreciated.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
A Protector reviews
Patrick Jane accidentally stumbled upon a brutal stabbing. And when the victim's sister starts alternately causing and solving problems, Jane realizes he might've met his match- in a 15-year-old teen. Jisbon, of course. Written after episode 10
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,701 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Red Cross reviews
Jane never gets sick." He's going to prove Lisbon wrong. Again.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Ridiculology reviews
Sick of cliche crap? Great, me too! So I decided to be as obnoxious as possible, and make fun of them in the most blatant way possible! Behold- Ridiculology, Twilight Edition! rating may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008
Perigee reviews
Perigee. Noun. 'The point in the orbit of a heavenly body, a comet, the moon, or a variety of other alien objects, at which it is nearest to the earth.' Host and Twilight crossover. After Breaking Dawn, before The Host. R&R
Host - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2008
A Perigee reviews
Perigee. Noun. 'The point in the orbit of a heavenly body, a comet, the moon, or a variety of other alien objects, at which it is nearest to the earth.' Host and Twilight crossover. After Breaking Dawn, before The Host. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2008
The Reunion reviews
A oneshot about Bella and Edward's class reunion. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Ahh Faxness reviews
Read the title. Then read the story. If I get enough reviews, then I might post another chapter! Also, see my profile for more stories and roleplays
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2008
Max VS FanFiction reviews
Oneshot, depending on reviews. ALSO A WRITING CHALLENGE! Max was browsing the internet, when she stumbles upon something called FanFiction and Faxness? Curiosity scarred the bird kid, like they say...
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008
Know reviews
I am the writer. I am the vessle for the unspoken, the connection between words and dreams. I can take a life and put it on paper as just a story. And that's all it was, just a story, a fantasy. This is the story that became so much more than a story...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Hush reviews
What do you do when someone who claims to have been genetically enhanced speaks to you online and offers the chance to become what he is? Choose wisely, it's your family, friends, home, and live versus a dream you could live... rated T for swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
An Angel Attacking reviews
You don't always have to be good or evil. What if an ancient being with no name, no side, and a ton of power decides to join the war? Will she stick to her temporary alliance, or does she have other plans for Alagaësia? read and review plz. CH 9 UP!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,284 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007
Remember Me When I'm Gone reviews
Sequel to 'The Disease'. For you who haven't read The Disease, there's a summary here just for you, so you can join in the fun! PLEASE REVIEW! Rated T for good reason, heed the warning! Previously called 'The Rush'. CHAPTER 5 UP, this time I want reviews!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
The Visitor reviews
A new vampire is in town, and is looking for the famous Cullen family. She seems innocent enough, but things are never as they seem. She is an unbeleivably powerful vamp, and she can do things that make the Volturi look like a joke... IMPORTANT message!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Disease reviews
Max and the flock defeated Itex. Or so they thought... And this time their plan won't fail. The only one who can help them is another mutant, who they can't trust... rated T, HEED THE WARNING!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,355 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The End reviews
A twoshot thing. An Ari POV about his last moments. Reveiw if you want another chapter and a happy ending PLZ. and check out my other stories.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007