lilsnobby
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Joined 08-19-07, id: 1355901, Profile Updated: 12-19-07

Hello,

I'm not going to tell you anything about myself. Instead I want you to imagine me. I'm female just so that will aid you.

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dont think this is a good use of my time.

Oh, look clever you, you've stumbled upon my true identity. no just kidding but as a reward for your intelligence. chuckle. you will now get my bio...

lets see what can I make up that will wow you. okay my imagination is completely gone. I shall have to have a word with it later... I love writing obviously. I love nanowrimo. national novel writing month. takes up each november. I adore books and although i'm terrible at reviewing. sorry something i shall fix now that actually have posted something and feel the outrage of being hit and not reviewed... sigh. I love Jane Austen's books. there's just something about the life of the idle rich... maybe i'm jealous. heehee. Lord of the rings is pretty nifty too, and then of course there clare b, dunkle and Sherwood smith. and some more briliant authors whose books I worship. well i don't worship books i'm not that crazy. I am also a brilliant musician. what oh you'll have to excuse me my conscience is tugging on my sleeve seems she has something to say about my last comment.

"what how dare you say I can't play the guitar worth a darn."

"You play the guitar?, my dear please no offence but I can't even bear to listen to you"

"what!!!, I play brilliantly"

"well taking in your IQ yes I guess you play brilliantly"

"thank you... wait what was that about my IQ"

there sorry everyone, my conscience now admits I play amazingly...

"IQ, you dirty little wretch get over here and let me teach you about my IQ"

"sorry darling couldn't resist"

sniffle, see how mistreated i am everyone, even my own conscience makes fun of me...

anyway, I love horses. it kind of runs in the family, starting from my mother. we have ten of them. my mom was the only one in the family that ever did much show wise i'm to shy, hides from all your skeptical eyes.

I despise our dogs but maybe that has something do with the fact that there mean to my precious Kitty's and that they adore raw chicken, ginueas are there favorite but we ran out of them a long time ago... poor things. I do take guitar lessons. murderous glance at my cowering conscience. and yes I'm afraid my conscience is right, practise will never make perfect in my case.

now does that answer some of you questions. from this lovely bio you should be able to tell, that i have a very strange imagination. am very hyper, talk to much and I dislike peanut butter cups. wait how would you know that. reading through the lines i guess

tata. when you read my stories don't forget to review.


Hey people!!!

Meaning those of you who are looking at this :0P

I decided I've officially found a lovely story that isn't getting enough attention. So I highly suggest you all go read, A.E.Kurtz's snow white story, Red Roses. And leave some reviews. It deserves it!!!

gosh this Bio is getting wierd, if I keep tacking notes onto it It's going to end up incredibly boring. lol. oh and good news. or I think it is at least. I'm feeling motivated. so another chapter to my poor little story is coming together in my foggy brain, and now all I have to do is write it out!


This might come as a shock to you people. I know, take a deep breath, I'm looking for a beta reader. Someone whose willing to even come near my story with a ten foot pole, someone who will do all the hard work for me while I sit back with words of encouragment. meaning while I sit back sip diet coke and get a sun tan, while they are locked in a room, slaving away to make things perfect. It would be for the truth of pain, I think I'll figure out what I'm doing with The hearts mirror first before I find a Beta reader for it! Anyway, it would require editing the first nine chapters as well. not just the ones I throw out from now on. If your interested... Then drop me a note!!! I also have a request to pass your name along to another person on this sight if your interested, so if at all possible, be willing to work on two different peoples stories! If not, well I'll do the selfish thing and let you work on my story instead. lol. Thanks!!!

Oh my gosh, your turning purple!!! BREATHE OUT!!!


Coming soon: The Fairest of them All, that was going to be it's name but since someone else has a story up here already called that. I'm going to have to find another one. Until then that will remain it's name. I'll be posting the first chapter of that one soon. But it will wait to be worked upon until I feel inspired to do so.

and that told you absolutely nothing about it. I'm good at that. I can ramble on for eons and never say anything of interest.


Hey I changed my username, I dunno, I use lilsnobby for everything but here, so it was easier to just change it so I didn't have to have major brain cramps when I sign my name on things!!! lol. Besides, there are so many dumb things like midnightflames out there, and almost everywhere I go, no one has lilsnobby. SoI can be UNIQUE!!! lol. just kidding


Sorry to all my darling readers, but I will become very sporadic on my updating here lately, if you would like I will post another story on the internet, only however if I recieve enough pm's to make it worth my time, I have several. However that is up to you.

take care and and god bless.

lilsnobby

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Gypsy Queen by FelSong reviews
Sequel to Pirate Princess. Expirate Ezranya Fyn is summoned to Athanarel, only to find herself caught up in political intrigue and the threat of war. Along the way she rediscovers family, friends and love.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,703 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2006
Wanted: Fairy Godmother by Backroads reviews
Tansy is a beautician. Tansy wants a job. Tansy winds up doing the hair and makeup of fairy tale girls.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006
Another Alternate Cinderella Story by Someonerandome reviews
Inspired by the song 'Cinderella' An Alternate Fairytale thing. In this story, Cinderella has a sister that isn't ust going to sitback and wait for a prince to rescue her.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
A Story of a Mixed Maxed Love by iceebob reviews
Imagine this:traveling back in time to meet your one true love.Sounds awesome, right? Not when you're the legendary Queen Guinevere,battling kidnappers,and falling in love with not one but two people.Guess who they are? Chapter 9 now up! R&R please!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
The Maiden of Deception Pass by Brithil Ae reviews
my take on the Indian legend of the same name. kind of like little mermaid in reverse. semester exams so don't hold your breath for fast updates.:
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Bella of Kentworthy by thedreamclubmurders reviews
Bella has always been a defiant girl. She's got a sharp tongue and enough wit to feed a starving third world country. Then there's this Prince, arrogant and conceited it seems, but when he meets Bella, the world turns upside down.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006
Father's Eyes by BizzinElfGirl reviews
Present day story about the magic mirror from Snow White. Focuses on the girl who finally sees the boy behind the glass and how they heal each other's broken hearts. Rated T for violence, mild swearing, and romance. POV goes between 2 main characters.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007
Warrior Blood by tickledblue reviews
(after Fairy Blood) Tania has fled to Kyrria. She now works for a captain, disguised as a boy. And then comes that irritatingly charming Crown Prince.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,911 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
True Hate and True Love by Kates reviews
Imagine: what if Little Red Riding Hood was an adventurous faery princess, and the Wolf, a dreaded Dark Lord? Step into the woods with me... (Rating is for intense situations/characters)
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 222,588 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 6/3/2003
Fairy Blood by tickledblue reviews
It's not easy being part of a powerful and ancient race. It's not easy being hunted and killed repeatedly. And it's definitely not easy having an annoying (yet dashing) bodyguard. (complete)
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,031 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete