The Man Who Has No Life
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Joined 08-19-07, id: 1356009, Profile Updated: 12-23-11
Author has written 2 stories for Resistance: Fall of Man, and Silent Hill.

I have almost no idea how to talk about this. Other than I'm around approaching the end of my teenage years and entering adulthood. I like reading almost anything I can find, mostly action or humor and horror if I can find any that makes me scared. I'm a bit of a pacifist but I ironically like violent or dark things. I'm shy around large groups of people, but people seem drawn to me nonetheless. I'm also lazy and considered annoying to people for some reason (usually when I talk too much about something they find boring), but where they call me lazy, I say relaxed, and when they say annoying, I say enthusiastic. Though some people do seem bothered by me so much as being in the same room as them, I try to ignore it. I like video games, manga, anime, cartoons, and a lot of stuff really.

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We're Gonna Get Those Bastards by Agent47Rulz reviews
Join in the adventures of Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, and Witch as they try to stop the survivors from leaving the city and maintain a good home life too. Chapter 15: They survived, now they're just going to have to survive each other if they want to make it out of the city in time.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,791 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Boomer, Hunter, Smoker, Witch
Mistaken Truth by Rago Dragovian reviews
Abandoned by his clan, hated by his village, and sullen over the prospect of his future. Will one boy truly overcome all these hardships? Well, he'll do his damndest to try. /Please read and review! Criticism and flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,446 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Silent Hill 5: Homecomings Suck by Darkcomet reviews
A parody of Silent Hill Homecoming. Chapter 5: Prune Juice. After a year a new chapter has been uploaded. Will the gun get fixed? Read an find out!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Alex S.
House of the Idiots by Agent47Rulz reviews
Umbrella's finest, Wesker, Krauser, and Ada all live in the same apartment. With the help of the Birkins, Alyssa and their landlord can the trio survive! Chapter 22: Krauser's trial is finally underway, and with a load of 'character witnesses' there's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt. Its Umbrella VS. The Law. Courtroom style!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/29/2006 - A. Wesker, Ada W.
Happy Anniversary by SubZeroChimera reviews
After 200 years, a certain bloodthirsty reploid is back. So much for being dead. But how long will the world remain blissfully ignorant of his presence? Or more importantly, will Omega be able to resist revealing himself? A second chance at life promises untold dilemmas for the God of Destruction! Rated for language, violence, and safety in general.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,977 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Omega Zero - Complete
They Just Don't Know by Outskirts-of-Nowhere reviews
The Slenderman sends a message to his 'friends.' Oneshot. Characters from Marble Hornets, Everyman Hybrid, and Just Another Fool mentioned.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
Seta Souji, the Infamous Bastard by Rago Dragovian reviews
What would have happened if the Protagonist had the same personality as Adachi?
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,451 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Yukiko A. - Complete
Anguirus Vs Destoroyah by G-fan4life reviews
When Destoroyah's remnants drifted to the monster king's home, the pre-cambrian terror is met by an unlikely guard dog. Anguirus defends his home from this invader, who greatly overpowers him at full strength. Will the underdog win or will it be butchery?
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Anguirus, Destroyah - Complete
To Give What Is Due by The Pale Bride reviews
Takaya stole his revenge, so he'll just have to steal it right back. Someone has to do it - and Ken might still be just a kid, but he knows better than to believe in lies like "second chances". Alternate outcome of October 4th. Ken-centric.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ken A. - Complete
House of the Akatsuki by Agent47Rulz reviews
Everyday adventures of the Akatsuki organization. Finale: Kakuzu always likes peace and quiet when going to the library, unfortunately Hidan tags along to inadvertantly cause hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Megaman Stupid Network by Darkcomet reviews
A parody of Megaman Battle Network. Chapter 7 Between a Rock and a Hard Place. It's a fight to the death! Megaman vs. Stoneman!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - MegaMan.EXE, Lan Hikari
Conversion by Angel Commando reviews
They were never forgotten. For better or for worse, their memory remained imprinted forever onto the case files of Project Abraham. This is their story - the story of many and their valor.
Resistance: Fall of Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Silent Hill: Childe of Dark by White Eyebrow reviews
An elite army washout retires to the peaceful seclusion of Silent Hill. His sanity is pushed to the breaking point as he is forced into a war for which he is ill equipped. Chapter 1 is up!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Pyramid Head
Gamer Within 2: Generations by Sanne-chan reviews
Weary of her annoying little brother, mandatory martial arts lessons and monthly trips to the hairdresser, Robin escapes the drudgery of daily life by secretly playing videogames, despite her parents’ ban. After all… could they really be that dangerous?
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,935 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Godzilla vs the Zillas by GodzillaGuy92 reviews
When the world, weakened by the recent Xilian invasion, is threatened by the next generation of Zillas, who will fight? This is my first story, so please read and review! Disclaimer: I don't own Godzilla, but neither do you, so don't laugh. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Godzilla & Godzilla: The Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,481 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Prince of Persia: Gamer Within by Sanne-chan reviews
16 year old Alex is cynical, sarcastic and convinced that her ‘warrior within’ couldn’t fight her way out of a wet paper bag. Videogames are her life, but if she’s not careful, they might turn out to be the death of her yet!
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,088 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill 3: This world sucks by Darkcomet reviews
Chapter 15 Time to say goodbye. This is it this is the end. Read and see how it all ends. R&R
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Heather M. - Complete
Horrascape by LS of ACO reviews
110 years after the metal heads came through the gate, 30 years before Mar made his safe haven... A metal head platoon leader named Zrahg begins his plan to take over. Meanwhile, the human village he is supposed to be eliminating grows stronger...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007
Jurassic Park: The Genesis Factor by Tyrammafar reviews
InGen had precautions,of course,but those didn't work out very well.The same applies to when they make exceptions,and this becomes mistakes.One of those mistakes is loose on the island of Isla Sorna,and it's taking a path in evolution none have before.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,850 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007
Silent Hill 2: This room sucks by Darkcomet reviews
Chapter 31 the epic conclusion to the story...how does it end. Read and find out.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,440 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Henry T., Walter S. - Complete
Cute Baby Pyramid Head fun by MegFallow reviews
Yes, the FINAL CHAPTER and end to my story, Peter goes home to his real father and Vincent gets a early xmas gift from Hellsing and Richard cries like a baby over a baby. Expect OOC,swears, and crude humor w some sexual content. PLZ Read and Review!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Silent Hill : This town sucks by Darkcomet reviews
Chapter 17 the final chapter how does it end? Just read and find out. R&R btw there is a big messge inside so please read
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,075 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - James S. - Complete
It runs in the family by Mr. D 91 reviews
[Takes place after the third game] In order to defeate the new and evil Dr. Heinous, our heroes have to team up with the villain's only living relative......Dr. Nefarious. [Complete. Editing canceled or put on hold]
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,845 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Wily's Canyon by NKfloofiepoof reviews
After defeating Tunnel Rhino, X and Zero decide to survey the remainder of his territory and end up discovering exactly what happened to the Robot Masters after Wily's death 45 years prior.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
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Roommates are Hell reviews
Henry Townshend had a bad life, but now he was stuck living with James Sunderland, the super intendent's son. Pain, misery, and lots of hiliarious situations follow... Things might be better if they weren't completely idiots...
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Henry T., James S.
Resistance: Rebirth reviews
It's hard to believe, but I, a private who's been in the army for 2 months, survived being infected with the Chimeran virus. A question is, while my body survived the process but did my mind? No sex, and after the second chapter somethings get toned down.
Resistance: Fall of Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009