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If my profile image doesn't tell you that I ship NaruSaku (And yes, that IS my actual irl tattoo) then nothing will and I don't wanna waste my breath trying. I make no apologies for my ship and if me shipping them offends you? Good, fuck your feelings. I give no fucks. That said, I have a lot of ships for a lot of different fandoms and I've been reading on this site since the early 2000's. I've probably consumed somewhere north of 50K fics and that number only grows by the day. I have written on here under other pennames, but lost access to those accounts, usually by losing the account information lol. Anyways, TheTableThrower is back in action.

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Harry Potter and the Underestimated Best Friend by ViviTheFolle reviews
Missing moments, different points of view, unseen events; all centred on Ronald Weasley, written by someone who got tired of all the Ron-bashing. It's the life of an ordinary kid nobody pays much attention to... and that's too bad, because he's quite an extraordinary kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Ron W.
Nartuo and Ino's office liaison by stormwolf3710 reviews
Ino visits Naruto in his office to help him relieve some of the stress of being Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 176 - Published: 7/1/2017 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] Sakura H. - Complete
To Know You is to Love You by Coyote Laughing Softly reviews
Calm, rational discussions have never been their strong point. When a pre-wedding fight shows them that they need to get it together, Hermione suggests couples counseling with an innovative new method. Ron reluctantly agrees, and now the two of them are going to learn about each other in a way never before possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 569,111 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Teenage Wasteland by Carmen's Daughter reviews
It's barmy, really. I've only known the girl for four months—and only considered her a friend for the past two. Isn't it much too soon to feel so attached to her? In the end though, I decide I don't care if she's been my friend for two months or two minutes: with Hermione, I feel safe. [AU] [ROMIONE] [ONESHOT] [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/25/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., George W. - Complete
High Stakes by HalfASlug reviews
After a rocky start, Harry, Ron and Hermione quickly became the best of friends. Life long friends, in fact. Some lives, however, are a lot longer than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Screw the Future by madhatterc7 reviews
Masashi Kishimoto is a toymaker. The Narutoverse and the Naruto Fandom are trapped inside his crystal ball. But whichever way he tilts it, know that we must be resilient. He can take away our canon, but he can never take away our OTP! WARNING: THIS ENTIRE STORY WILL SPOIL THE ENDING OF NARUTO REPEATEDLY. If you're okay with that, step into the tent of Madame Pierrot...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Longest Start by HalfASlug reviews
It's the longest start but the end's not too far away... It took Ron and Hermione years to finally get together but after just eighteen months everything is starting to crumble around them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,924 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
And I will follow you by PixiesCanFly reviews
Eighty years after the Final Battle, in the wake of illness and old age, the trio makes a momentous decision. Angsty
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Chosen One by Nymphadora reviews
With every epic hero comes an epic romance. Who says the hero has to be the one falling in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
No Dress Robes or Dance Floors by pampongchamp reviews
When Ron asks Hermione for forever, she wants to make sure it starts right now. - Originally published 08/20/10
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Euphoria and Firewhiskey by veritaserumkills reviews
After Harry disappears with Ginny and several shots of firewhiskey, Ron and Hermione find their own way to celebrate Gryffindor winning the Quidditch cup. Set during HBP. Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hey Jealousy by Horus.Potter reviews
Hermione is rational. She prides herself on her ability to think logically and critically... but even Hermione feels the heat flare in her cheeks, the knots in her stomach, and the anger in her heart when she feels her relationship is threatened. RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeing by The Mills Apocrypha reviews
For Hermione it was always Ron. For no one ever knew the extent of his heroism except her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Kids have questions by JustAnotherGuy100 reviews
Rose and Hugo have some questions about some late night 'activities' of their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
One Night to Eternity by jlmill9 reviews
A one night stand that develops into something more as time goes by. This story is rated M for a reason and is an AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 88,925 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Comfortable by libellula reviews
Gaara doesn't want to play matchmaker, but even he can tell that they belong together. In which birthdays are celebrated and sleepovers are forced. NaruSaku, with a little ShikaTema and possibly an even smaller amount of GaaMatsu on the side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/5/2011 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] Gaara - Complete
For You by wordsmithsonian reviews
Ron is determined to make Hermione's 20th birthday one to remember. R/Hr. Rating for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Now What? by mugglemama reviews
They survived seven years of unresolved sexual tension and another year of separation. Hermione's home from Hogwarts – now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,697 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
See the Whole Board by Realmer06 reviews
It's no secret that Ron is a skilled chess player. But when his opponent is Hermione's father, who will emerge the victor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by mugglemama reviews
Ron struggles to maintain respect of his fellow Aurors, Hermione doesn't make it easy for him. Written for Kinky Kristmas 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
And I Watch by FeigningInterest reviews
She’s beautiful, and I take a glance around me to find that about twenty-some other men share my sentiments."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Aftermath by BlackHawk13 reviews
--AFTERMATH universe-- Begins 3 days after the fall of Voldemort in DEATHLY HALLOWS. Mainly RW/HG but also HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 203,903 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lucky One by BlindHuntress reviews
It seemed he would never get over Haruno Sakura and it burned him, not just in the disappointment, but in the irony.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
You Can Let Go Now by Empress Shiloh reviews
Rose was his little girl, he couldn't let go. But he had too. Ron struggles with letting go of his baby girl. What if she fell? As she rides her first bike, gets married, and loses her love, he's always there for her. Can she let go too? Father/Daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
For His Ears Only by luvscharlie reviews
It is Hermione Granger's first day of work in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures and her first night in a new home. Ron makes both unforgettable. RW/HG Originally written for rwhgficexchange on Live Journal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Price of Love by RogueSugah reviews
Hermione & Ron spend the summer together, but the closer they get, the harder it becomes to share her secret plan even though she must. If love really is stronger than hate, as she believes, their feelings for each other may be enough to save them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 471,470 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Daughters by purrfect reviews
Ron wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but something, or someone, is standing in the way. Post-Hogwarts RHr with some HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
It Doesn't Bother Me by Hallmark Girl reviews
This whole “hero getting the girl” thing? It’s practically set in stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.