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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi. I'm obvious things are obvious formerly known as troublesomegurl uchiha.

Name: just call me Paula

Birthday: January 14

Gender: Female

Country: Philippines

ALL ABOUT ME:

So hi, I'm still a lazy procrastinator but a lot of things had changed (sorta) since I last updated this. I'm still as random as ever and while I still love Hetalia to bits and pieces, I have also grown to appreciate other fandoms of other varieties as well. Not that I'm gonna leave Hetalia because I won't. I'm been addicted to UsCan for a while now because nothing can go wrong with twincest imo *shot* I already have a job (YAAAAAAAY) which makes fangirling all the more harder now that ever before. OTL I still try as much as I could to fangirl just as often.

The Axis
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood (X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (X) You're very happy-go-lucky ( ) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies ( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up () You're a good artist ( ) You can be clumsy at times (X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (X) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (X) You would surrender in a war situation ()
(5/10)

Germany (Ludwig)
You're very stoic and serious ( ) Sausages are your favorite foods ( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog ( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T () You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules () You work very hard () Your alone time is your 'happy time' (X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people ( ) You've had issues with money once or twice (X)
(3/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)
You're very mature ( ) You think everything over before saying it ( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (x) You isolated yourself during childhood () You became very successful in a short amount of time ( ) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x) You're good at practical tasks ( ) You need time to adjust to new people (X)
(4/10)

The Allies
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers ( ) You think you're awesome (X) You love to invent things () You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (X) You can seem to be very brash to other people ( ) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business ( ) You're terrified of ghosts () You know aliens exist (X) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( ) You wear glasses ( )
(3/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea (X) You were quite tough as a kid ( ) You're very sarcastic and cynical (X) Your cooking is awful (x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (X) ...But you refuse to believe in aliens ( ) You have tried doing black magic before ( ) You get drunk quite easily ( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( ) You're good at embroidery ( )
(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
You're very affectionate (X) You think you have a great fashion sense () You like wine ( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ( ) You love red roses () When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ( ) You're very proud of yourself (x) You love culture and the arts (X) You're very flamboyant ( ) You say you're a gourmet ( )
(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood ( ) You're very tall ( ) You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x) You wear a scarf all the time ( ) You love sunflowers () You love vodka () You can seem intimidating to other people ( ) You're very strong ( ) You have a big nose ( ) You have a strange laugh that can scare people (X)
(2/10)

China (Wang Yao)
You're very mature () You're very superstitious (X) You're very religious ( ) You love pandas (X) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ( ) You love Hello Kitty ( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously ( ) You work hard (X) You're good at drawing ( ) You like sweets (x)
(4/10)

And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
You are very well-raised () You're polite (x) You love classical music (X) You like cake (X) You have a mole on your face ( ) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument ( ) You've composed music before ( ) You tend to call people 'morons' ( ) You wear glasses ( )
(4/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)
You're often ignored by people (X) You look younger than you actually are (x) You love hockey ( ) You love polar bears (X) You hate fighting () You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy () You often get mistaken for someone else (X) You feel under-appreciated (X) You're bilingual (x) You always carry a bear with you ( )
(6/10)

Cuba
You smoke ( ) You're very physically strong ( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights ( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ( ) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (X) You like hot weather (x) You can be very friendly from time to time (X) You look very tough on the outside ( ) You make a very nice role-model () You don't let people get a word in edgeways ()
(3/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
You have a potty-mouth (X) You like to wear flowers in your hair () You used to be a very tough kid ( ) You're very reliable (x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (X) You're very faithful (X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next ( ) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (X)
(7/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
You're very loyal (x) You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x) You're very serious ( ) You have a lot of patience ( ) You think too much about philosophical stuff (X) You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (x) You're not very confident (X) You were quite rebellious as a child (X) People tend to walk all over you () You're a born worrier ()
(6/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
You're very flamboyant ( ) You're quite hyperactive ( ) You can be quite goofy (X) When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix (x) You're very wary of strangers (X) It takes you ages to come out of your shell (X) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (X) You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (X) You love pansies and corn-poppies (X) You get up to lots of crazy antics (X)
(8/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
You're quite mean-spirited ( ) You're a bit of a hooligan ( ) You're very loyal (X) You're very good at tactics (x) You hate Russia (x) You love to fight people ( ) You can avoid marriages quite well ( ) You're not always taken seriously (X) You like drinking (X) You want to become stronger (X)
(6/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
You are clueless about things around you (X) You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes (X) You're very responsible ( ) You tend to dramatize over things a lot (X) You love churros (X) You help people in crisis (X)
You are quite random (X) Somehow, you like bananas (x) You often offer food to people ( ) You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers (x)
(8/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
You tend to overreact a lot (X) You like to order people around () You're a scaredy-cat (X) You curse a lot (X) You go drama depressed when people ignore you (x) You tend to blush easily (X) You are lazy like hell (X) You love tomatoes a lot (X) You fix yourself on stupid matters (X) You get defensive at the slightest comment (X )
(9/10)

9/10 for Romano. I am not as red as a tomato, dammit! TROLOLOL

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Romano

2. Poland

3. Prussia

4. Canada

5. Japan

6. England

7. Spain

8. Austria

9. Germany

10. Italy

11. Hungary

12. Lithuania

1) Have you read a five/ten fic fic?

Italy/Japan? Not yet. I haven't really seen any fic with the two of them here or even in the kink meme. Or does a tentacle fic count? TROLOLOL

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Prussia?

Oh he's hot alright. AWESOMELY HOT. Kesesesese

3) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Germany

Yes, especially that one where he was a whore, I think? And the Italy was a priest and yeah... It was awesome. But still not yet finished. OTL

4) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Spain/Poland

I have no idea. I think not really, but then again I've seen Canada/Poland and the fic being awesome so who knows?

5) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

Canada/Austria or Canada/Germany?

Maybe Canada/Germany? But then, this would be wangsty and probably be a WW2 fic. Because Canada kicked some serious ass back then.

6) What would happen if Seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Spain discovering Prussia and Austria in a secret relationship.

I think Spain would be like "Prussia! I never thought you were fucking Austria!! Fusosososo" then he'd go back to bugging Romano again. LOL.

7) Make a summarry of atleast twenty words for a two six fic.

"They're bloody horses!" "No they're ponies! See?" England wanted to ask himself again why he even wanted to have an alliance with Poland.

Fail is fail. OTL

8) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Canada/Italy?

Maybe? But then again if there is, I haven't seen it yet.

9) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Romano/Japan

There's Nothing Wrong with Being a Tsundere It's a fail. I know. OTL

10) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Prussia/Hungary

TEH AWESOMENESS COUPLE. \o/ I'd like it to be an AU kinda adventure plot for them. That or a high school humor fic.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Spain het yes, but with Firi-tan. Yeah, my friend's a little on the patriotic side. LOL.

12) If you wrote a song!fic about nine, what song would you choose?

Germany?

Hmmm. Probably 'In the End' by Linkin Park especially during the World War times.

13) if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

England/Poland/Prussia

WARNING: Smut, alcohol, swearing, ponies and the color pink LOL

14) What pick up line might eight use on five?

I can't really imagine somebody as prissy as Austria doing this but what the heck. "You know, I have really good hands." OHOHOHOHO

15) Challenge: Write a drabble fic for ten/eight.

Austria sighed once again. Italy was certainly starting to grate on his nerves on his rant about Germany and pasta again.

"Italy, is there any particular reason why you had to interrupt me while I'm playing?" he can't help but asked irritably.

"Ve? Oh yeah! Austria-niichan! I wanted to ask you if you still had my stuff from before? Ve!" Italy asked.

Austria can't help but sigh nostalgically for a bit. It really had been a long time ago since Italy had been under his care. He knew that this day would come but he couldn't shake the sad feeling away. It had been a while since his house had been visited by anybody aside from Hungary and Prussia.

"Wait here. I'll just get it from the attic," he said before disappearing from the music room.

As he had gotten Italy's things from before and given it to him he can't help but wish that they would go back to that time when he had a family with him. As twisted as it was, it was still a family.

"Italy, do come by more often, would you? You can also bring Germany here," he said to Italy as Italy bid him goodbye. He couldn't help but sigh once again as he began playing another song. Just a tad bit more melancholic than the one that he was playing before.

-- Because Austria is Team Dad. :D

16) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Spain would be confused as to how he got himself to Eastern Europe on his way to Romano. Lithuania would probably stutter some apology and get as far away from Poland as possible while Poland would say something like, "You do know that you are like, totally interrupting us right?" LOL

17) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Oh, I've seen this really good Romano/Canada fic but then it was Romano topping so it's a bit different. But then again, I could take it the way the author of that fic did. Or I could do an AU where they'd be friends first and Romano's one of the only ones able to remember Canada and it would probably be a multichapter fic if ever I do end up doing it.

18) Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

I don't think so. They're kinda scared of yaoi as it is. -_-

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not really but my best friend is a major PrussiaxHungary fan. :D

20) Does anyone on your friends list draw eleven?

Not yet, maybe I'll ask my best friend to draw a Hungary for me. But then again, I want a Spain first.

21) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Poland/Canada/Japan?

I could write a Poland/Canada with Japan getting off on their pairing but that's about it.

22) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

It's either "PASTAAAAA!", "DOITSU!" or "Please don't hurt me, I have relatives in *insert place*!!" Yeah...

23) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Oh that Giripan fic in the kink meme where I think Greece is some sort of mythological creature or whatever. What it's called escapes me right now so sorry. :P

24) What is Six’s super-secret kink?

England? Oh, I bet it's roleplay and bondage. Or maybe that's just what I like to see him doing.

25) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?

Hungary and Germany? LOL. I'm thinking drunk, otherwise she would force some other male nation to shag Germany like I don't know, Italy or maybe Prussia or maybe even Austria? OHOHOHOHO

26) If Three and Seven got together, who tops?

Prussia and Spain. Hmmm. Interesting. Maybe Prussia? Just because he won't let his awesome self be bottom and Spain would probably just go with it being his usual self. LOL

27) “One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.” What title would you give this fic?

Romano and Germany are in a happy relationship (oh shit this is not happening EVER) until Germany suddenly runs off with Canada (who?). Romano, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hungary (and here I thought she was a fellow yaoi fan) and a brief unhappy affair with Lithuania (what the hell?), then follows the wise advice of Japan (because Japan is old and therefore has much more experience than him *remembers that Giripan strip* OMFG LOL) and finds true love with Poland (who, like, bumped into him while Popo was shopping and he was about to buy some tomatoes).

Tomatoes and Ponies. Just because. LOL

28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Spain/Austria? Well, if you think about it, it IS canon. You can even prove it historically and stuff (Habsburgs). Well, I don't know. I guess I'm fine with it although I do prefer Spain with Romano (or England OHOHOHO) and Austria with Hungary (or Prussia or Germany kesesese).

29) What would Twelve and One be like in a relationship?

Lithuania/Romano? LOL. Poor poor Lithuania. That's all I can say. But then again, I think Romano would be a tad bit nicer to him since he really is woobified as it is.

30) Two and Ten: Totally crack or canon?

Poland/Italy. It's canon but only platonic. Because they're like, only friends, you know?

31) Is four het or slash better?

Cana-who? LOL. I prefer slash. Because he does work well with Prussia plus the place New Prussia in Canada just can't be ignored. ;) And there are also lots of lovely Americest and UKCan out there as well as Franada. So there.

32) Have you ever read any fanfiction of Five and Eleven?

Japan/Hungary? Well, there are a lot of fics about them. Only, they are playing matchmaker on other pairs. LOL

33) Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is after Eight and Nine!

Well even if Pirate!England totally pwned the Spanish Armada back then, Conquistador!Spain is still freaking scary and he COULD take on Austria and Germany anytime.

34) If Eight was to cosplay, what would they be?

Austria? I have to say Kyouya Ootori from Ouran. Because the first time that I did see him in Hetalia what came to my mind was "Hey, it's Kyouya! Only he's a lot less scary and he can play the piano!" LOL

35) How many beers would One have to chug to go after Twelve?

I think Romano is the type to get drunk fast (like England, because tsunderes get drunk fast, at least in my head canon LOL) so I think it won't take much before he mistakes Lithuania as Spain. LOL

36) Would Three make a good couple with Six? Or a better couple with two?

Prussia/England or Prussia/Poland? I'm gonna have to say Prussia/England because there are some good ones out there about them and I think they're just epic together in general.

37) Six and Seven have to go n a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting “distracted” halfway through?

England and Spain? By distracted, do you mean Spain trying to drown England in vengeance for his armada? Because I can totally see that happen. And I can also see how England would try to play 'pirate' on Spain. OHOHOHOHO

38) Pick a Disney film to represent Ten and Two.

Italy/Poland? Maybe 101 Dalmatians? Only this time it's 101 Ponies and with Pasta? LOL (I'm lost, sorry)

39) if Three and Eleven are doing S&M, who’s the sadist?

Prussia and Hungary? I'm gonna say that Hungary is a dominatrix in bed. So there. LOL

40) Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.

Spain/Lithuania?

Hmmm. Maybe something like "Now" by MYMP. Just because it's cheerful and I think Spain would be the type to stop Lithuania from worrying about anything and just enjoying the present.

41) is there and evidence of four/twelve?

Canada/Lithuania? Aside from the fact that they are both woobies? I don't think so. And their only connection would be America due to Lithuania's outsourcing back then.

42) How hot would seven/three be?

Spain/Prussia? Well, they are both hot individually so I'm gonna say 7 out of 10.

43)If seven walked in on two and eight perfoming, shall we say, “interesting” activities, wh t would their reaction be?

Spain walking in on Poland and Austria performing "interesting" activities where interesting meant Austria playing the piano and Poland doing a ballet while wearing a pink tutu? (Don't ask. I just don't think that both of them would do that stuff. Or maybe that's just me. Meh.) Austria would probably ask why Spain is interrupting his performance and then Poland would go, "First, you, like, interrupt me and Liet and now you are, like, interrupting me again! Like, I totally did not do anything wrong to you at all."

44) What’s one’s secret kink?

Romano?

That's quite simple. Conquistador!Spain. OHOHOHOHO

(Hell, I think everybody in the fandom has that for a kink along with Pirate!England. Don't even dare deny it. Kesesesese)

45) How about twelve?

Lithuania?

I'm gonna say crossdressing males. Oh wait that's POLAND!!! OHOHOHOHO

That or BDSM. And I am so blaming that on Russia. -_-

46) Or perhaps 10?

Italy? I'm gonna say bondage with Germany. OHOHOHOHO

47) What title would you assign a one/three/five threesome?

Romano/Prussia/Japan?

You Can't Stop Awesome

48) How about two/four/six?

Poland/Canada/England

Wait, Isn't This Like, Just a Pair (yup, I think Popo would totally forget Canada. LOL)

49) Or even seven/eight/nine?

Spain/Austria/Germany

Lost in German Paradise LOL

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the electronic device to get it to work again

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train headed your way

The only way to make my PC faster is throwing it out the window.

If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate

And then the water parted...and then the fishes died...

There is no such thing as darkness, only absence of light...

Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional

I am temporarily distracted by a shiny object.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, you better catch up!

I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight

Darn! I thought I had hidden the pitch fork, and did anyone notice the tail.

Don't dissect frogs... dissect elephants!

You are too sarcastic for your own good!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind, but not my brain I need that.

Must press the Red button!

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

What doesn't kill me... Had better start running.

Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.

Bad stuff happens, mostly to me, so don't worry.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

You can't fix stupid.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

If you are a serial killer,get the heck away from me! If you are a cereal killer, get the heck away from my Cheerios!

Even though he's gone, you can still hear the stupid.

Wake Up, Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I did not hit you...I simply high fived your face.

Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Experience: That most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn!

I'm bored ... run for your sanity.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I am a grown up. Except, grown ups don't call themselves grown ups, they call themselves adults, so maybe I'm not a grown up yet. But that's okay, you get away with more if you're a kid.

The more I think about, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.

Of course I'm out of my mind... It's dark and scary in there!

Life is like a corndog. I don't know why. It just is.

On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin!

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?

Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe.

I hear voices in my head, but that’s okay. Most of them are pretty nice

I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!

I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your butt, why are they named the way they are?

i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

tell the truth and run

if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder

everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! And gets to sleep in a few hours!

When in doubt, make up words!

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! (My freind lives by this ever since I told her. LOL I call her cool for fun.)

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

My nails can cut through human flesh and make it BLEED! AWESOME!!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

if you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

Remember: It takes 42 muscles to frown at a person and only 4 to extend your middle finger.

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1912 by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary. CURRENTLY UPDATING WITH ADDITIONAL MATERIAL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,760 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - England/Britain, America
Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 252 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/23/2009
Love Will Find a Way by Liete reviews
-Mainly UK/US/UK, delinquent AU- A series of stories about how a troubled delinquent and an overwhelmed student go from a dysfunctional 'with benefits' relationship to an awkward romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,339 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/27/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Of Freedom and Realizations by Jhay07 reviews
What was Yahiro really thinking and feeling all the way from when he found out Akira’s true love all the way to Megumi’s confession to him? Now, Megumi needs to attend a marriage interview that she needs to accept! What on earth will Yahiro do? R&R!
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Megumi Y., Yahiro S. - Complete
Just a Little Push by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Mattea really should have expected complete chaos when she agreed to go on a two week long summer retreat with her classmates. Particularly when you add overprotective sisters and friends who like playing matchmaker... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 114,283 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Panchira by xChibi-Nick reviews
Gilbert would do just about anything to see Ludwig in a uniform, including dressing in one himself. So when the opportunities came, he couldn't let them slip past. Pure crack and uniform fetish. Germancest. Now with extra chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Germany, Prussia
Unholy Matrimony by Penguita38 reviews
A simple mission overseas turns into a nightmare for Zero when he finds an unwanted addition adorning his ring finger, and he realizes removing it won't be as easy as he thought. Kaname/Zero.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,395 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Human Curiosity: The Bonus Chapters by Super Sister reviews
A series of One-Shots based on Human Curiosity. It serves primarily to explain things that went unexplained in the original story. It also includes one-shots that happened before, during and after it. Beware of crack and feels.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,282 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Beside You by yururin reviews
The story of Megumi and Yahiro after the events of S.A.. As the two of them mature, so does their relationship - how they learn to be braver and be honest about their feelings. Most importantly, to cherish the importance of being beside one another. Enjoy! I am ever thankful for your reviews! :)
S.A - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,855 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Megumi Y., Yahiro S.
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Round and Round by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Sometimes when friends grow older, they start to grow apart. But Gillian isn't letting that happen to her and her best friends. At least, not without a fight. Gen!flip and Gakuen AU. Prequel to Just a Little Push.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 112,047 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 8/31/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Had No Idea by waterrain reviews
Russia liked the feeling of floating, but then a green colored spell went towards him and he changed his mind about letting magic affect him. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had no idea it was a bad idea to upset Russia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Voldemort, Russia - Complete
Airplane Notes by visionary dreams reviews
AU. CRACK. And to think... it all started with little innocent notes in math class. SasuSaku.ShikaIno / Chapter-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Blame it on the Alcohol by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Alfred has a drunk gay British angel fall on his mailbox the day before Halloween. Not only dose the angel have the hots for him but he was kicked out of Heaven for a pretty strange reason... USxUK PrussiaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,744 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5001 - Favs: 7,120 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh Sweet Jesus by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Neutral Countries Can't Fight Dark Lords by Inwitari Turelie reviews
In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Austria
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK —oneshot/twoshot entries— The new international exchange students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts; though no one could really say that they didn't like them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Inconcessus by Strings of a Puppet reviews
She's blinded by love. He's blinded by lust. l Anthology l 'The worst part of you is me.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
With Accidents by miss atari reviews
A journey of heart break, confessions and realization. Will their relationship be able to last outside the walls of a convention center? MxM. Yaoi. Shonen-ai. Lemon. Sequel to Convention. — DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,898 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Matt, Mello
A World History of Magic by Erika Strider reviews
At a request from Professor Dumbledore, England and the other nations agree to attend Hogwarts to learn magic and teach a thing or two about their countries' magical history. Harry and the others are in for one hell of a fifth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011
The Sophomore Year by Demand Truth reviews
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Brother Dearest by woodbyne reviews
Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 14/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,644 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
The Elephant in the Room by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and Canada are at the mall and find themselves at Spencer's Gifts. In the adult section! They joke about the things there and have a lulzy time. But then America sneaks a couple of the items home with them ... Silly, cracky AmCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
DOC1023 by Midnight Run inthe Rain reviews
AU- Alfred falls in love with a voice on the radio yet cannot find him. If and when he does, could he win him over? T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,227 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Story by visionary dreams reviews
AU. "Hey," she says, grinning slightly, "If you could be my emo Edward Cullen, can I be your love-struck Bella Swan?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Affairs by orangepencils reviews
A look into the "family" life of Canada, Prussia and Canada's kids. Fun times ahead guaranteed! How will the kids deal with Prussia and how will Prussia deal with the "kids"?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,841 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Prussia, Canada, Quebec - Complete
Always There to Catch You by Ashynarr reviews
It was a fact that Canada had poor luck when it came to relationships with the other Nations. It was also a fact that America would be there every time to catch him when things fell through. AmeCan, Can/Others, Fluff. Now with additional Canada POV scene!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Thicker Than Water by webcomix reviews
Maddie's perfectly and almost boringly normal life is shaken up the moment she meets some guy who happens to have the exact same face as she. Part of a genflip AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Love by Frostwhisker reviews
If you could know when you would meet your soul mate… would you want to? Human AU, Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Land Beyond Dreams by Echoes of Shadows reviews
Antonio is saved from death by someone he'd spoken to only a few times, but who lost his life in the process. Grief-stricken, he only wishes he could have gotten to know his saviour, when his dreams suddenly become reality...or are they still only dreams?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,388 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Kidnapped by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred is the only survivor of a ship that was attacked by pirates. When he gets taken aboard the ship, he finds himself completely entranced by someone he had only dreamed of. Based off Little Mermaid, USUK, one-sided RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Stripperific by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - America - Complete
The misfortunes of hormonal teenagers by the peach blossom reviews
In which Lovino wishes puberty did not exist, nor uncontrollable hormones and sexy Spanish teachers. AU Gakuen hetalia, rated M for a reason!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Boys by Lo Lovely reviews
It was a hot summer day. Little Matthew was eating a popsicle and little Alfred seems to get off with it. Warning: Smut, yaoi, incest, shotacon! Do not like? Do not read! Please review! Shota!America x Shota!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Back to Reality by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
"Sometimes I just wish that I wasn't a country!" America learns that he better be careful what he wishes for, especially when he has an alien friend who can make it happen. America's world is turned upside down as he wakes up as some guy called Alfred Jones, but if he's not a country anymore then who is he? More importantly, what happened to everyone else?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,527 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - America - Complete
Human Curiosity by Super Sister reviews
... It takes the biscuit, kills the cat and leaves the nations broken. (being edited)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,023 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mailman by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
An eight-year-old Matthew tells his nine-year-old brother, Alfred, about the particularly intimate experience he had with the Mailman. . . .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Here We Go Again by GreyMoth reviews
Canada was not always polite and invisible; that happened after England got fed up and cursed him while drunk. Maybe it's time for that curse to end. kink meme fill
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Biding My Time by storyspinners reviews
It was hot; unbearably so. On days like this, the neighbors usually found a strange-haired kid, with even stranger colored eyes, talking to his very quiet and rather polite best friend. AU PrussiaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Heat Haze Days by Blue Aries reviews
August 15th, 2011. A regular summer day turns disastrous as Matthew is killed by a truck. Alfred blacks out and reawakens in his bed. The date is still 8.15. The day has reset. Alfred wants to save his brother. AU, based on Kagerou Days by Miku Hatsune.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Who Likes Bears? by Canada Is A Ninja reviews
While on a trip to Canada, Harry discovers that he might not be as heterosexual as he thought.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Canada - Complete
The Five Stages of Grief by Kaede-tama reviews
Alfred talked, laughed, pulled him along in their own little dance in the middle of the sidewalk, under the sunshine, was so full of life. Now his fingers are cold.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
NekoRoma by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
100 Years by Kaede-tama reviews
Alfred is a restless photographer. Matthew has cancer. In a time like this, neither could have afforded to fall in love. AU, USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The Laws Of Attraction by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,795 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Scars by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Alfred knows Mattie's been cutting himself for a long, long time; but lately, it's been six months since Matt's smiled. And so, Al goes on a mission - to make his twin feel great, or die trying. AmeCan AU, yaoi, incest, smut. Lots and lots of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
That's Not Very Becoming of a Gentleman by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
How to Fall in Love in Approximately 23 Days by Kaede-tama reviews
He really shouldn't be feeling this way towards Matthew Williams. USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Blood Brothers by Kaede-tama reviews
Sometimes Alfred wondered if they loved each other a little too much. USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Pray for Me by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Matthew was hunted- he knew this. This wasn't the first time that the demon known as Alfred cornered him as he tried to save a vulnerable human…and he feared it wouldn't be the last. Non-con. Potentially blasphemous. Demon!Alfred, Angel!Matthew. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Among the Flowers by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Sometimes even angels need solace, and Matthew found his in a private greenhouse. He would spend much of his time there just losing himself among the flowers...until three demons arrived to shatter his solitude. Non-con. PWP. AmeCan focus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
On Your Knees by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Chocolates were Good, Very Good by CookieTower reviews
"Wait, no! Come back!" England shouted as he burst out of the backdoor. Picardy did not listen to him, however. "Bloody hell, Francis! What are you doing?" - For April Fools! I wonder what France did this time? Oneshot FrUK USCan Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Strapped Desire by MelanieVimpula reviews
Lovino had always been in love with his younger brother, though he always hid it. Then on one trip to Belgium he can't resist it any more... Warnings! This is Itacest and rape -story, but does contain romance too like the genres say More warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
If It's You I'm Dreaming Of by Kaede-tama reviews
Everyone says he's crazy. Matthew just likes Alfred. But there's a fine line between love and obsession, and Matthew fears that he might have crossed that border a long time ago. USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
My Shake Weight Brings All the Boys to the Yard by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's A Girls' World I Live In by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
De-anon from the Kink Meme - Matthew is the only male in a house full of girls. Between buying tampons, over protective sisters and the fact he's still mistaken for Alyssa, is he ever going to find love? Slice of lifeish AU FrUK, eventual PruCan, RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,835 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Canada - Complete
Always Here by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Five year old Harry runs into a strange man with straw colored hair and forest green eyes. Something is peculiar about this man, and it leaves Harry to ponder.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Something Brighter by Kaede-tama reviews
Just when Matthew Williams thought his life was picking up speed on its way downhill, in comes Arthur with a bouquet of roses. USCan/UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Awake by Kaede-tama reviews
This is a story of a boy who was in comatose, and a boy who stuck with him for more than five years. This is a story of a boy who learned how to wake...and how to fall in love with a savior whose face he could never see. USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Muse by Kaede-tama reviews
He inspires him to write - and so Arthur does. He writes of an angel that haunts both his dreams and his nightmares. UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Valiant by Kaede-tama reviews
Somewhere in the United States, a cell phone rang in one Alfred F. Jones's pocket. Somewhere in Canada, Matthew Williams is ready to leave - forever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/6/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Invisible by Semebay reviews
Matthew was often left forgotten and alone in the background. When he was finally noticed by Gilbert, he thought he had a friend. But being noticed made life worse, and so family steps in. Drama. Emotional abuse. Language. Sexual situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
sorting of the axis powers by myrskytuuli reviews
sorting hat had deffinetly never seen anything like this before. How do you sort someone who is at the same time an non-human entity and completely useless moron. now with Germany and Japan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Prussian Training by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
Prussia trains America during the Revolutionary War. Based on real historical events. Now Hetalia canon thanks to Hima's Christmas 2011 strip! Dedicated to von Steuben: the Prussian Commander who taught American troops how to be AWESOME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Prussia, America
The Virgin's Guide To Knowing You're A Virgin by City Girl Dreamer reviews
"Alfred, I think I had sex with Francis last night." USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
The Fireman's Arms by woodbyne reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Maple Tea by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew Williams accidentally turns in the wrong paper for class.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
The Canadian Connection by Twoformemories reviews
Alfred F. Jones is suave, confident, brash, and one of the best agents the CIA has to offer. Matthew Williams is none of these things, too bad after a case of mistaken identity he's the one with the briefcase everyone is after. Secret Agent, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Some Things Hallmark Just Doesn't Make a Card For by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SUPER CRACKY USUK! America is too rough during sex and accidentally gives England an anal prolapse. England is pissed. However is a hero to make it up to him? America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Regretfully Yours by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Just What You're Looking For by Roxi2Star reviews
Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,161 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Bottoms Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Something Beautiful by Kaede-tama reviews
Up, up the spiral staircase - Alfred is almost expecting to find a sleeping beauty of some sort. To his surprise, he does find one. Except Matthew isn't exactly a regular princess. Fairytale!AU, USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by weeaboo-sensei reviews
Not all mistakes are regrets, though sometimes it's hard to tell. Russia attempted to abduct and rape America, but it seems he's grabbed the wrong person. That doesn't mean he'll just let him go, though. Slight PruCan, forced RusCan. Russia's a bastard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Le Laid by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Canada and France accidentally end up sharing a hotel room together. They watch bad porn, reminisce about Canada's awkward discovery of sex, and eventually have le sexy times. Silly Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
All For One and One For All by royalmagician reviews
Madeleine is the only daughter to the wealthy and aristocratic Monsieur de Bonnefoy and Alfred is a young, promising musketeer, but when she is kidnapped, is his immediate liking to her something more? The Captain doesn't think so. Ame/Fem!Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,545 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
I Just Wanted Attention by FMB reviews
Mom and Dad went and had a baby brother without my permission. That demon spawn is taking all the attention and all their love! But don't worry, this man is a wizard, and he'll get it back for me! UKUS RAPE&PEDOPHILIA. I'M SERIOUS HERE, DLDR!AmeCan at end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,788 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Naturally One by General Kitty Girl reviews
March 1873, a grand gala is held to renew U.S./Canadian relations after the conclusions of the Alabama Claims and Fenian Raids. However, this is also Matthew's first chance to see his brother since the conclusion of the American Civil War - Gift for Kitak
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
El Rancho by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Spamano ONESHOT M for a reason. AU. Lovino is sent to El Rancho christian camp to work with the kids, in the hopes it would fix his bad behavior. But Antonio the camp counseller Isn't doing much in reguards to helping him do that. At all. DL;DR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Forever And A Day by Kaede-tama reviews
On their seventy-ninth date, Alfred gets down on one knee and asks Matthew if he would spend the rest of his life with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Teenage Mouse reviews
He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,467 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A tale of endurance by kyootness reviews
Lovino had no idea what to do. Knowing that your life will be over in half a year tends to do that to you. Well, one thing he knew for sure. No one would ever discover this until the day he was pushing daisies. And that was a fact. kink meme prompt & AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,597 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Canadia by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Cinderella with a twist. In which Matthew is mistaken for a girl and subject to the most awkward situations in the history of ever. Oh, and he falls in love. PruCan, UKUS, France/Jeanne, France/Seychelles. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Bad Friends Tales by webcomix reviews
Exactly What It Says On The Tin: Short stories featuring the BFT! The same AU as my other fic, World Wide Story. Meaning fem!Prussia, Italies, etc...will update whenever the mood strikes. Rated only for the occasional bad language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Prussia, Spain
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Famous Last Words by Sara Generis reviews
In which a slip of the tongue gives Ivan access to someone for whom he never thought he could ask. Russia/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Say Ah by ZAFO reviews
CRACK. England and Sasuke switch places, and Japan is looking pretty guilty.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., England/Britain - Complete
Don't Jump by Kaede-tama reviews
It's on a cold December day that Arthur finds Matthew standing on the edge of the train station's platform, ready to jump. AU; UKCan, USCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Better by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione get's persuaded into helping Ginny deal with her latest crush but as playing match maker becomes more and more complicated, the question is - can people really change for the better? Lots of Draco/Hermione. Read, enjoy and review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,876 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mister Cellophane by FanSlewFantasy reviews
CRACK SMUT. USxUKxCAN yaoi NSFW. Matthew goes for an evening on the town with his brother and Arthur, only to be dragged back to a hotel and despite his protests, 'having nookie'. DL;DR also please don't ask what I was thinking when I wrote this. -.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Ma Petite Étoile by neko-nya reviews
When he was little, he met a boy with heaven for a room and a dream to explore the stars. And it was through meeting this little boy that whenever he looked up, instead of seeing stars, he saw the sky filled with hundreds of kisses. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
In Soviet Russia by americalovesthecockpit reviews
NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Voice by Teenage Mouse reviews
Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by bonsoirgrenouille reviews
Lovino doesn't like his brother. There's something wrong with him, but he can't help but love him no matter what he does. Itacest, side spamano, M for rape and suicide and stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Stupid, Stupid Love by jmp22895 reviews
Romano decides he never wants to fall in love. Heck, who would love him back anyway? But Spain, hearing Romano's plight, decides to help Romano find love! ...oh wait...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Lube Fairy by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, Sealand - Complete
Bed Testing by americalovesthecockpit reviews
France blackmails Canada into telling him a private, saucy story about him and Italy. Silly Canada/Italy fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Canada, N. Italy - Complete
This is Hetaween by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
Secret web comic artist Kiku Honda decides to do a special Halloween event for his fans, using real life to draw inspiration. Meanwhile, his roommate is sitting at a computer for hours on end, awaiting the next update.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Japan, America - Complete
The Greatest Man In The World by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,295 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sound Life by Self-Titled Demo reviews
Spain is dead, leaving Romano distraught and wishing for there to be a way for him to see his beloved Spaniard alive and healthy...Only to wake up in a strange alternate world... with another Spain seeking his affection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,352 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew's sick of playing the nice guy. Past PruCan, USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Need You Now: The Full Story by Amelia Serrana-Romualdez reviews
The full version of the story found in "Need You Now" by amyserrana2010.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
How to Save a Life by Semebay reviews
AU; Arthur Kirkland is the student body president, and also suffers from depression. After living in a different country for a year, with no friends to speak of, a freshman decides to invade his personal space. Possible self harm, may trigger. Angst?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,276 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Hetalia Wallflower by Shinigami-cat reviews
Gilbert, Feliciano, Francis and Roderich have been set a challenge; turn the land ladies nephew Matthew Williams into a young gentle man and they can live in the boarding houe rent free until they graduate. How hard can it be? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,188 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Mine by Kaede-tama reviews
On that metal table lies Matthew Williams - frightened, throat raw from screaming, bound eagle-spread with no hope of escaping. Onesided USCan, mentioned UKCan; dark!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Snuggie Sex by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unrequited by Kaede-tama reviews
"How about," he begins, throat dry, "we let him choose?" In which Gilbert loves Matthew, who loves Alfred, who unfortunately could care any less. PruCanUS, oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by peacemakerwarfreak reviews
"What happened last night was not real. We are not a couple. We did not meet at the café. We are not going out for 4 months. WE ARE NOT IN LOVE." Arthur stated to Alfred everything, as a fact. "You are an escort, that I hired and paid for last night."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,382 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dark Knight and the Brit Wonder by DestinyShiva reviews
Late Hetaween 2011 fic. As the party ends its peak, a certain superhero thinks that it's about time that he and his sidekick get a little one-on-one. USUK in that order. RP with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chopsticks by The Tox reviews
Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,264 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Gakuen Romance by chibi-excel reviews
Tyr is a member of a special school for intelligent children around the country. He's kept himself isolated from others pretty well so far, until he's forced to keep an eye on a delinquent one day in the library. HongIce DenNor summary sucks, i know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
Damsel in Distress by Kaede-tama reviews
In which Arthur and Lars team up for a kidnapping, and Matthew so happens to be the damsel in distress that Alfred gets to save. USCan, based on the Halloween event
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Rewound Memories by rikacchi reviews
A very short songfic based on HetaOni. Story and Characters slightly changed. Rated T for Lovino's colorful choice of words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Little Toma Riding Hood by bonsoirgrenouille reviews
Grandmano!Romano, Woodsman!Spain, Wolf!Netherlands, and Riding Hood!Belgium are all having a cracky time in a loose adaptation of the Grimm's Little Red Riding Hood! AU, total crack. T for nipple ejaculation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Lost and Found by LeaNicolaie reviews
AU - A young Kaname is completely undone by the death of his parents but receives small pocket fulls of comfort from an unlikely chance encounter with a most strange human boy. One-shot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
The Art of Selfishness by Kaede-tama reviews
Alfred F. Jones has a sort of unrequited love for his best friend, Matthew Williams. So when Matthew gets in a car accident and loses his memory, the first thing that Alfred says is: "I'm your boyfriend." US/Can/Pru, oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Trick is Always Better by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Matthew just finished getting ready for the Halloween party when Alfred happened upon him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Tattered by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Wammy's House, a place full of gifted misfits with horrible pasts. The goal is to produce the next L, but at what cost? Take a peek into the lives before, during, and after Wammy's House. M for swearing, sex, violence, drug use, & other disturbing things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 226,806 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Mello, Matt
A Princess By Any Other Name by City Girl Dreamer reviews
Aurora pricked her finger. Cinderella lost her shoe. Snow White choked on an apple. England being England...did all three. But it's alright, because he has his prince. Right? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rather Amorous by Kaede-tama reviews
It was when he saw four people - Lars, Gilbert, Francis, and Ivan - go into Matthew's room that Alfred decides he's had enough. His little brother has been limping one too many times. WorldxCanada, USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Collapse by Kaede-tama reviews
There are times when Matthew stands in the doorway, unnoticed, as his lover clutches one of Alfred's old shirts. Sometimes, it feels like Arthur's slipping away. UKCan, mentions of USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Valor by Kaede-tama reviews
Arthur realizes that if time were an endless loop, he would be Today, and Matthew would be the coveted Tomorrow he'd never reach. USCan, onesided UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Two Countries, One World by Tashi Cat reviews
The other countries are fed up of England and France's constant arguing so they lock them inside a cell in hopes that they will settle their differences. Little do they both realise that they will step into a world that they would soon create themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,196 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Terms of Service by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew Williams finally signs up for a Facebook account and agrees to its Terms of Service. He, however, doesn't recall agreeing to be Alfred's maid. USCan, oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Smile by natcat5 reviews
What choice is better, which sin is worse, and why is there a Spanish man sitting outside his window? "Come here into my arms, 'the darkness over there is bitter'. You'll smile a little, 'the darkness over here is sweet'." Spain/Romano Vampire AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Why So Bitter? by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Take Me Away by EhCanuck reviews
Sick of being ignored, Matt decides to take a break from it all but he turns up missing. Wandering between worlds, will he find his way out? Will he want to? Will the world survive the events his disappearance sets in motion?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,191 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Seeing Is Believing by VampireNaomi reviews
Neither Prussia nor Romano is looking for a new relationship, especially not with each other, but somehow they end up growing closer than they ever expected or wanted. Prumano with other pairings as a side dish. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,879 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Keep Dreaming, America by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,367 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When They Know by rchcc122 reviews
Someone has leaked information about the nations. But who? And what danger does this pose for them now that the world knows who they are?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,700 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Collision Course to Love by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
Alfred's loved Lovino for a long, long time. It's just too bad that Lovino's going to kill him. Oneshot. Prizefic for Ayse-of-Hearts. Romerica, Alfred/Lovino
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
All I Wanted by Kaede-tama reviews
The blade looks awfully tempting. USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
I'm Your Favourite Drug by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Alfred reluctantly went along with his friends when they brought him to a strip club, but when his eyes fell upon a certain performer he no longer felt reluctant.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 59: Neji and Sakura, finding little glimmers of hope in the worst kind of hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Passive Me, Agressive You by FanSlewFantasy reviews
A very short fic. Spamano, experimental, Psychological, yaoi. Yandere!Spain is yandere, and Lovi is Lovi, and it's hard to tell, who is the one in charge between them. A bit touchy maybe?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Senseless by Childish Sadism reviews
It was an unexpected encounter that gave him what he was looking for. He stepped into an unknown world and now, there is no way out. How far would he go to save the one he loves? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
New Batteries by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Sea Between You And Me by Deminos reviews
AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unrequited by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Tonight was the night. He had to do it- he had to escape him... If only it was that easy. -Non con-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,775 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Hot Babysitter by Ellarose C reviews
He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Beautiful Broken souls by Shinigami-cat reviews
"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
America and MochiEngland Make a Porno by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
If we Shadows Have Offended by Thing2BK reviews
America has been in a coma for a year, only to wake up and discover that a lot can change in that time. New powers rise, old ones crumble, and no one is safe anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,212 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Stalker Spell by Blithe Novelties reviews
Russia is getting sick of being stalked by Belarus, so he gets England to help him. England casts a spell, but it backfires. Belarus did lose her interest in Russia, but there's one small problem... (A parody based off of how some fans perceive Belarus to be, with ironic author's notes)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,888 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - England/Britain, Belarus - Complete
Issues by TragedyDawl reviews
I am homeless. I have a disease. I am sleeping with my teacher. I'm a teenage mother. I cut myself. I'm a addict. Six best friends with issues that they keep to themselves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
5 Times Captain America Met His Country by Gecko Osco reviews
Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Strange Day by Fried Cheesecake reviews
Ginny has an interesting experience of her first day of work.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Ginny W., England/Britain - Complete
Bad Babysitter by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Wow. Umm... AU Alfred's mum leaves him at home one night with a 'babysitter', who wants to play a little game. Crazily M. This fic needs about five Ms. Seriously. HARD. If you do not like yaoi or barefaced America-cest, give this fic a miss. FWInside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by WhiteCrow10 reviews
A collection of one-shots involving all of our favorite characters from Hetalia and Harry Potter, going through day after day of Wizarding school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
XXXbox live by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stockholm by Anonymous Improvement reviews
England had always told me he loved me; and in my naivety, I believed him. I believed him when he forced a cigarette into my mouth, I believed him when he pushed the alcohol down my throat, and I believed him when he forced me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,083 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Skepsis by Halloween567 reviews
Romano has unfortunately lost a bet to England, thereby ending up at a certain wizarding school as an assistant teacher to Professor Lupin. US/UK/US Spain/Romano
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
Alcohol Helps by TheDeepestEmeraldGreen reviews
After a particularly bad fight, Kiku, Francis, Matthew, and Gilbert decide to get Arthur and Alfred drunk so they tell each other how they really feel. USUK, mentions of Spamano and PruCan, ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Best Friend is? by CookieTower reviews
Like grilled eggplants and fish paste. The message said. "W-what?" Matthew muttered. What does eggplants and fish paste have to do with anything? "Way to ruin the moment, Al." - Matthew and Alfred are best friends. If Alfred confess, what will happen? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,152 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Through the Silence by Kitty Faerie reviews
I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,312 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Curse of the Genie by Dogsrule reviews
Thanks to a magic mishap caused by England, Lovino is now cursed with the power and abliliy to grant everyone's wishes...but will a certain Spainard be able to help him? Rated T for Romano's and other people's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,105 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
One of US by RobinRocks reviews
Crossover with Captain America. "Ah. I see. You want his job." England glances at America. "That's funny - because it looks to me that he'd quite like to have yours." USUK/StevexPeggy
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Smile Like You Mean It by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU, sequel to Physicals. Gilbert realizes that he's kinda-sorta-totally in love with a certain German doctor - who happens to be hiding a big secret. Naturally, it's time to get wasted. And maybe go home with a hot Russian lawyer. GerPru, RussPruss, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Breathe Anew by orangepencils reviews
In his opinion, Gilbert had it all and he was perfectly happy with his life, his lover, his job and everything else. However, faith has something else waiting for him. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
I'm In Love With A Stripper by konanfan13 reviews
Stripper Arthur. Punk Alfred. Leave a review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Truth in Shards by barefoot11 reviews
Matthew knows, that at the end of this long journey, he'd have Alfred to thank. His brother had been the one to ditch him, after all, and that's what had started the whole mess. Human names used, AU, eventual Prussia/Canada, others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,030 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Texting in Kirkland's Class by persephone-hunt reviews
After seeing the teacher had her back turned to him,he yanked out the cell phone. The screen showed a little envelope. Matthew turned to look two rows back. His brother, nearly laying on the desk behind him,pretended to lift a gun to his left temple...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Swastika by UnionJack-O-Lantern reviews
Roderich is ambushed and kidnapped and Elizaveta was caught in the line of fire. She escapes and finds Gilbert, but does he understand how serious this is? Or does he know more than he says about the attack? .:Three-shot:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Great Chip Debate by Begoshi reviews
England is offended for his language's sake, America can't see a problem and Australia just has to make things harder than they already were.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Way to Say I Love You by Sapphiire Moon reviews
Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
What's a Lemon? by SpoonMeister13x8 reviews
America discovers Fanfiction. Net one day while surfing the web and is curious to read some of the stories involving him and England, but first our hero needs to find out what a lemon is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nascence by dmnq8 reviews
Sometimes two lives that seem wrong can unite to give birth to something right. Pru/can. Yaoi. Human names. Disclaimer in my profile. #4 in series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Exchange Student by chromatose reviews
There's a new exchange student coming into World Academy Europe. And of course he can't go the first day without finding a potentially cute guy to try to win his affections over. Luckily, this new kid's a master of the art of teasing and eye sex. HongIce oneshot. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
Angels, Demons, Asians and Zombies by BananaNutCrunch reviews
An angel and a demon take an impromptu vacation that's long overdue. They haven't told anyone about it, so they're assumed dead. They'll wish they were, though, because what with this neglecting of duties, things on Earth will quickly be going to hell...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,977 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Cold Hearted Snake by D3athz-C4lling reviews
When Matthew notices that Arthur, his landlord who keeps raising the rent like nobody's business, has the hots for his older brother, a devious idea comes to mind: hook Arthur up. The only problem is that Alfred is not so willing to be an "escort"… AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's Called 'Love' by HamburgerWithTea reviews
USUK,high school AU,Human names,T ,M, Arthur gets abused by his alcoholic dad, Alfred is a new transfer student. They meet and then become friends. Soon they start to feel more for each other, but they're both insecure and... Full Summary Inside [the sequel of this story is on hiatus!]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,081 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ménage à Trois Just Means Threesome by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just in Time for Valentine's Day by Treyen reviews
It's the 13th of February 2010, the place is Athens, Greece, and the nations are peacefully having their Pre-Valentine-Conference. Or they should be: because this time, only one certain Grecian god can know what will happen next. If even he.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,110 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Bet by Lumoa reviews
When someone kisses you, and then moves away you'd think that would be it. But when Antonio comes back from Spain he wants Lovino to be his again. Except Lovino now hates Antonio...which sucks for Lovino because Antonio isn't going to let go that easily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sleepover by OwlinAMinor reviews
"It's only when I turn on the lights so I can find my way back to bed without tripping again that I notice the fifth thing: Alfred F. Jones is in my bed." Oneshot. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kryptonite by AbbyGreenEyes reviews
When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Underwater Land by satsukiarisa reviews
Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,352 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Eyjafjallajökull by Courtney JoAnne reviews
Iceland goes to the World Meeting after his valcano causes havoc through most of Europe, but doesn't expect what ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Iceland - Complete
ChibiRomano and Pervert Spain by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Yaoi, Spamano, M for a reason... do we really need a summary? Very well then. Romano is new to the big scary world of puberty, and his benevolent boss Spain is always happy to help when it comes to familiarizing him with the facts of life. DL,DR.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,944 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
And So The World Conspired Against Us by OrangePlum reviews
When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where Did The Moon Go? by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
I knew that we were in mortal danger, but oddly, I didn't care. I was happy to see his face again and I couldn't wait to break it into pieces. It's what the stupid loveable jerk deserved. Sequel to It's Bloody Early Evening, FrUK, one-sided USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,889 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
tacenda by pelokkain reviews
these are matters not to be mentioned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
and maybe next time we can hold hands by lillialyce reviews
Oneshot. "Their mouths move with desperation, but they are somehow elegant, a tragic dance before an impending, horrible end." Nations are forbidden from having relationships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Plan Ruination by Halloween567 reviews
A human attempts to get down on Spain and fails marvelously. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Don't Kill Me! by SocklessxinxSeattle reviews
After a night spent reading Snapped Canada fanfictions, Alfred goes to visit his brother. Only to find Canada covering his pancakes with cherry syrup
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Amazing Grace by RZZMG reviews
Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,000 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alfred F Jones Superhero by Mr. Nohbodee reviews
Alfred F. Jones, bumbling waiter at a diner downtown, has a secret… He is the soul protector of Buttsecks City from his arch nemesis, Jack Union. Full summary inside. Rated M for language and buttsecks US/UK lalala
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Threeway by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew never expected to form a relationship with Arthur. And he never meant to fall in love with Alfred. But it's not like anything ever goes right. In which Matthew finds himself with two lovers and one question: Arthur or Alfred? UK/Can/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Canada
Years Later by LovelyJuJu reviews
My heart was racing and I began to question everything I had. She couldn't be standing there, alive and well. Staring at me with an expression which broke me even more than before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
DTF? by czaplabtheswagmonster reviews
Canada is waaay too innocent...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Enchanted by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
"So do I get to know who you really are?" I asked. "The Masquerade Ball is over, you know." "Nope. I'd expect you'd be able to figure it out." he said, smiling, his grey eyes almost twinkling. "See you, Hermione. It was...enchanting to meet you." R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Kind of Forgot by Kaede-tama reviews
America forgets something rather important. USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Making Them Remember by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Matthew is sick of being forgotten, so he has decided to do something to make sure that he's not forgotten. Will it work or will he completely drop off the face of the planet? Warning: Suicide Attempts
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
On Stranger Tides by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Triple Dog Dare by crocious reviews
Super awesome dare party at America's house! Multiple pairings and awesomeness await your eyes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ties That Bind by WonderfulCaricature reviews
I watched them as they flirted and caressed one another, it was sickening. It had to be stopped because at the end of the day, Granger was mine. DM/HG. !Sequel is now up: Far Too Young To Die
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,143 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
THERE ARE FIFTY OF THEM by Royal Puppet Master reviews
It was around midnight when it had happened. By it England meant some lunatic banging on his door. You know, America. "My states gained personification. T-T"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Failing, Flailing, and Falling by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
The year is 1981. After two decades of chaos and drifting apart, America and England finally have a change to just be together. However, after being celibate for so long, sex is um... really hard... UKUSUK, deanon from kink meme, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Morning After by Sandshinobi00 reviews
A.U The first time Matthew drinks he gets completely wasted and wakes up next to... Ivan! Alfred is not going to like this. What's a poor Canadian to do? T now, M later. IvanxMatt, and AlfredXArthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,165 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
America's Brief Time in England by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Run Devil Run by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
Hermione found Ron cheating on her with Pansy. Draco is pissed that he was cheated on and Hermione will stop at nothing to get revenge. So what happens when the Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess team up to get back at their exes? Read&Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Torture Devices by Canadino reviews
"First we hold him down. Then...we take off his shoes and tickle his feet." Germany and the Italy brothers discuss methods to make England talk, with little result.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Privacy Policy by Kaede-tama reviews
Alfred posts a picture of a shirtless Matthew on Facebook. This is why Matthew doesn't like social networking sites. MultiplexCanada. Written for Iwant2beAcookie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Bruised Wrists by LxISxAxBABE reviews
NONCON! Russia has his way with America. "Because I hate you." Not much to say, sorry the summary sucks... yaoi, no likey, no read-y ! RussiaxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Revelio! by BanaoElite reviews
If seeing Alfred and Arthur in a relationship and then having strange thoughts and Ron wasn't enough to make Harry doubt his sexuality, waking up to the two blondes snogging certainly was. USUK, Harry x Ron
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., America - Complete
Disrepair by DLHKM reviews
"Why are you this way, Matthew?" England met his eyes fully, and Matthew felt something painfully familiar stirring inside of him, "What did Alfred do to you at York?" T for implied rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Canada - Complete
Babysitter by Sword-of-Shadows reviews
In all honesty, Romano was much too old to need a babysitter. And Spain should have seen this coming
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2011 - France, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Catch You, Catch Me by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Operation Not to Hot by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is dorky, nerdy, and has serious confidence issues. He doesn't really care about himself until he sees Matthew Williams, AKA super-hot-hockey-jock. With Matthew's heart in mind, Gilbert undergoes a complete transformation. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Hungary And The Dreadful First Task by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
Hungary spends a lovely afternoon watching the triwizard competition. One-shot, rated T for Hungary's frying pan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hungary - Complete
Sorcery by Halloween567 reviews
Bystanders witness two peculiar strangers at the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - America, England/Britain
Bromance by IlluminatedShadow reviews
The Bro Code says nothing about what to do when a Bro falls in love with another Bro. But, its not like Alfred hasn't broken the Bro Code before. Alfred/Matthew, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Angel by Kaede-tama reviews
"Because of you, Matthew's slept with almost half of the boys in our school!" In which Alfred accidentally breaks Matthew's heart, and the consequences are far worse than he'd ever imagined. USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Drunks And Marriage by Prustrian Informant reviews
"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Best in the World by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew first walks into the coffeehouse and meets a barista who makes the best hot chocolate in the world. Three years later, he realizes that the hot chocolate wasn't the only best thing in the world in the coffee shop. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
How to Save a Life by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew should have known better than to think that he and Alfred would be together forever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Remember Me by mistamie reviews
Alfred makes a horrible wish in anger that actually comes true, pulling him and Arthur apart. Can love survive all? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,659 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hello, Little Hero by OrangePlum reviews
America stops by to give England a present. England, mistaking the gift as something more, starts showing more affection than America, to his horror, ever expected. An obsessive!lovestruck England/America poem
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lessons by LxISxAxBABE reviews
Matthew sees something he shouldn't... and Gilbert comes to his aid, through verbal and physical methods. "In fact, it's easier to teach that way." PruCan, some Frussia, M for a reason! Yaoi, pedophilia, dubcon... meaning, no likey no read-y.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Awesomesauce by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Armide by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Arthur is a lonely novelist. Matthew is the 18 year old next door. What happens next might not be okay. AU, Arthur/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
If I Told You I Love You by Kaede-tama reviews
Not all love confessions end well. Matthew learns this the hard way. Onesided USCan, mentions of USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Flinching? Dresses? Closets? What? by Dreamer of a Card Game reviews
Some people asked for another Spamano lemon so here it is. Romano is confilicted and jealous and decides to try to make Spain view him in a better way.. sorta. Summary fail, please read and review. Spamano SpainxRomano AntonioxLovino YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I Am Broken by Superschwiizer reviews
Alfred's eyes widened even more as he saw the bandages on his brother's tiny wrist. He took a step towards the Canadian, afraid to touch him lest he break. "Mattie…?" "Welcome home, Al…" Yaoi USCAN, USBEL, FRUK WARNING: Yaoi and Bad Cutting
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,128 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Service With A Smile by ArixaBell reviews
Canada loses a bet and must serve Russia and America. In his innocence, he misunderstands what they mean by "serve". Kink meme de-anon. AmeCan and RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
When I Only Wanted to Save the World by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It All Works Out On Its Own Eventually by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is pining for Arthur and Alfred attempts to play matchmaker with Francis's help but it turns out that they weren't really needed. UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Loveless War by sweet-and-simple reviews
"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,238 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Symbiosis by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Its a relationship between two teenagers. Its not supposed to hurt this much. Arthur/Matthew. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
On My Way by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew speaks and Alfred hears: "I'm dying." Oneshot, USCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend by Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Strike a Pose, Fake a Smile by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio loves the stage; Romano hates it. So when he's "convinced" into coming to drama club, he's not gonna like it. In fact, he's going to say things that he'll regret. And because he's such a good actor, this time Antonio believes him. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Romantic Warfare by Kaede-tama reviews
In which Gilbert and Lars stop by Matthew's house for his birthday, and in which Matthew finds a very big box on his front porch. Pru/Neth/Can/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Inside of Me by whitetyger123 reviews
When Russia wants something, he will do anything to get it, even using America against his will. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for a lot of things. If you don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,616 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Painting the Past by Choco-Loki reviews
Sequel to CTD. It's been over a year since Felicita and her friends discovered their parents' identity as nations. But due to a mishap, they get transported back in time to 1960, 15 years after the end of WWII. Warnings: mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,650 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
An American Pastime by OrangePlum reviews
Canada wants to know why America loves baseball so much. England deviously decides to get America to explain to the public if he is a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Guardian by Flashback 1701 reviews
As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Stick Figures by Kakawot reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
This Affair Is Confidential by Iggycat reviews
England is an undercover spy who prefers to work alone. America is new and quite inexperienced. A mission brings them together, but it's also the only thing that can pull them apart. USUK Spy AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Jealous Romano, Mama Spain and Turtles! Oh My! by City Girl Dreamer reviews
Maternal Spain wants to name his illegally obtained baby turtles. Jealous Romano wants to eat them. Fluffy Spamano!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
tomatoes and brothers by poisonlovely reviews
/"Sasuke, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."/
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sasuke U., S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Eight Sides of Matthew Williams by Kaede-tama reviews
The last time Alfred checked, there weren't eight of his boyfriend. In which Arthur casts the wrong spell and accidentally clones Matthew...several times.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Rainbow by Kaede-tama reviews
For a second, he feels as if everything is normal. But he knows, standing there in front of his brother's grave, that it's not. USCan brotherly love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
The Gentleman's Way by PwnedByPineapple reviews
When on a field trip in Paris, Tamaki learns how to charm women from the master.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Tamaki S., France - Complete
World Powers by Drovenich reviews
A single mistake by England brings a virtual apocalypse down on the Earth. As the nations race to stop their new enemies, loved ones are lost and old enemies become new friends. Multiple pairings. Rated M for Violence, Language, and Sexual Situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,630 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Breathless by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Carryover by MedicalNonsense reviews
Throwback sequel. Nine months after the events, Gilbert's child is about to be born; Matthew hasn't been coping so well and Ludwig's problems have taken on a decidedly more violent light. Some secrets are meant to be kept for the good of everyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Prussia, Canada
A Man's Passion by Jaricchi reviews
Spain was known to be a country of Passion just as France is known to be the country of Love and America as the land of Opportunities. But where was the Passion when Romano left, taken away by the people who he vowed he would protect him from? Where?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,128 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nothing remains but a normal, loving, daily life by Cororo reviews
**Translation of an originally Japanese fanfiction found on pixiv** I always knew from the very start that this world doesn't need the two of us to make one "Italy"... And of course, that time came by much faster than expected. Romano vanishing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Twue Wuv by Preussen reviews
In which Prussia muses on just what the hell him and Canada have. Rated for Language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The TALK by crocious reviews
In which the Bad Touch Trio accidentally corrupts poor little Germany's mind. You wonder what the hell is wrong with his porn? It's because he learned from these guys. Includes awkward brother talk between Prussia and adolescent Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Deep Down by Storm Midnight reviews
"They had another fight. Fights had become unusually common lately, much to the Spaniard's dismay... Today a line had been crossed." Spamano, Past/AU-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Zweimal ist Dreimal by dmnq8 reviews
This wasn't once or twice or three times. It wasn't a temporary arrangement, or something either of them could escape. Yaoi, Ger/Ita. Human names. Sequel to Einmal ist Keinmal. Disclaimer in my profile. #2 in series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Garden Hoe by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Requiem by Kaede-tama reviews
What they have is not love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Come What May by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
"And no matter what happens, no matter how bad things get, whenever you hear it, or sing it or whistle it or hum it, then you'll know that it means that we love one another." LietPol Highschool AU. Rated for male/male relationships and touchy subjects.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Crystal Clear by maple the wacky tree reviews
"What does Tamaki have that I lack?" Kyouya asked quietly. He didn't expect Haruhi to answer. Actually, he really didn't even mean to say that out loud. It just sort of escaped his lips before he could really think, something he tried to avoid doing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,820 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Pepsi Challenge by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The Cold War begins to thaw and America is faced with his biggest challenge yet: to get Russia to sample American cola.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
You're Cute When You're Happy by simplytrop reviews
England is acting unusually affectionate. America decides he's totally down with this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Einmal ist Keinmal by dmnq8 reviews
Maybe what he'd wanted all along was to give in. Yaoi. Ger/Ita. For my Muse. Disclaimer in my profile. #1 in series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Complicated Shadow by Ellarose C reviews
The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,804 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Coercive Acts by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. England overhears America's VERY inaccurate version of his Revolution, so he reminds America of how he used to own him. UKUS dubcon in that order, emphasis on the dubious. It starts off with humor but becomes smut because England is a pervert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Physicals, and Why They Suck by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU, sequel to "Doctor, Doctor". In which Gilbert goes to get a checkup and gets thoroughly violated. Again. Doctor!Ger/student!Pru, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Unwanted Redo by uchiha93 reviews
Being forgotten on your birthday is bad, but what happens when a drunk England messes up on a spell to turn America into a child again. Rated T for slight language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,148 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Once Upon A Time by andthenshesaid reviews
There was a boy who ran away from his not-so-evil stepfamily and found a house on chicken legs. And then he fell in love. RusAme. Crackish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
When Rumors Fly by Kaede-tama reviews
When rumors fly, everyone believes that Canada and America are sleeping with each other. Several nations are determined to find out the truth, and with Hungary leading the Yaoi Brigade, things are bound to get chaotic. Implied USCan, some PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Trigger by Kaede-tama reviews
The present is now, and now is you and me standing in this room, a gun in your hand aimed at your own brother. Warning: character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Wrap by lillialyce reviews
Oneshot. Spain is willing to do anything to get his Christmas gift early. Romano claims to not approve, but he not-so-secretly does.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Please by CrossingTheSky reviews
CanadaxPrussia. A series of short, kinky stories focusing on this pairing. Chapter 1: Denial, Prussia tops. Chapter 2: Multiples, Matthew tops. Chapter 3: Tentacles Matt, Tentacles top. Warning: There is sex. Lots of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
I know Who I Want to Take me Home by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Weight of the World by Kaede-tama reviews
Because Alfred's not perfect. Because even heroes need a break, and because heroes shouldn't have to bear the weight of the world all by themselves. Slight USCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Important by Kaede-tama reviews
Or, alternatively titled, "Arthur Plays Favorites." In the middle of the night, the Englishman hears someone crying from the bedroom. Featuring the ACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Among the Weeds by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In a certain bar you might find a terribly homophobic German with his best friend, a sweet and gentle man who will be trying very hard not to flirt with the handsome Dutch bartender that's been throwing him smiles all evening. Written with whitetyger123
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,971 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
More Kids Than You Can Count by Miss Selarne reviews
Colonial!Spain never was too good at remembering his kids' names. Can't blame him though, there's at least 22 of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Seducing West by mykonosparadise reviews
Prussia wants Germany.He knows his brother wants him back but hesitates to show it because he is held back by his morals.How long will it take Prussia to convince Germany that they both want the same? Lots of tension culminating in a hot office encounter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Savior by Kaede-tama reviews
The last thing that Gilbert expected to happen during his shift was to get a call from a kid who had just taken a whole bottle of sleeping pills. AU, PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Death the Kid's International Incident by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Several nations of the world arrive at Shibusen for some friendly negotiations with Lord Death. Too bad no one thought to tell Kid about it.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Ahoge by OhaiAlex reviews
Prussia is getting annoyed with Italy's curl. What happens if he messes with it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Pinapple Blues by Sexykill69 reviews
Seme Canada, nuff' said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. Gilbert has to get a prostate exam. Thank god his doctor's gorgeous. Doctor!Germany/universitystudent!Prussia PWP, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Crack in the Looking Glass by Drovenich reviews
England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,554 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I Only Smoke When I'm With You by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Matthew had never touched a cigarette before his first day in hell. The only thing that was worse than the war was his growing familiarity with the stakes. Matthew had never touched a cigarette before Gilbert. And now, he was glad that he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by TenshiXXX reviews
Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Pledge of Allegiance by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Teddy Bear by Capitaine Pickle reviews
In which Alfred disguises himself as Kumajirou to get Matthew's attention. USxCanada. Rated M for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Final Solution by Seastone Chair reviews
We need to be strong, Bruder, we need to be one." The day before the Nazi Final Solution was set in motion; Prussia has doubts. Germancest. YAOI. Twoshot. Second chapter is back up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Un Beso Con Tú y Sólo Tú by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Lovino wants his first kiss to be with Antonio, and come hell, high water, or rotten tomatoes, he's going to kiss the idiot. And Antonio's gonna damn well like it. Spamano, side PruCan and USUK. Cute and funny fluff, rated for language. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Silence by MynaPyrrhuloxia reviews
In the past, Norway has to come to peace with himself and what happened during Denmark's rule over him. In the present, he enjoys life. Through positives and negatives, we examine Norway's character through his chosen silence as he heals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Rope Climb by thelivinggirl reviews
Just look at it as glimpses into the daily, Highschool AU lives of Feliciano and Ludwig. And also, yes, Ludwig can do calculus while being in unparalleled physical condition. You know you love it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
How to Become a Successful Nation by Satan's Sweeties reviews
When someone's nice enough to send you a list of things to help you out in life, you should probably read it and follow it. Unless you're America, of course; then you completely disregard it. Crack. Historical. Drunk!US/Canada, implied GerIta and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - America - Complete
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Scarred Heart in Hand by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Sometimes graduation just is what it is, and you have to figure the rest out for yourselves. Gauken Hetalia!AU fic, multiple pairings, bad touch trio-centric with lots of background noise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,813 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
The Music of Painting by EndangeredAccord reviews
Feliciana, an Italian girl, stays after school to finish her painting when she meets a very handsome pianist from Germany. AU, Genderbending. Main Pairing: Fem!ItalyxGermany. Rated T for mild language and an appearance from France. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,089 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Caught Out by MorriganFearn reviews
It does not begin with a night out. It began with the sound of Vargas' face hitting the pavement. And now, hopefully, it ends in a stranger's kitchen. Gilbert wonders when his brother is going to realize that the gun is missing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Want You to Want Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,341 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Professor Kirkland by crystalstockings reviews
Sorry, but forever on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - England/Britain
The Short Happy Life of Canadamochi by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Or, alternatively titled, why Alfred is no longer allowed to give Matthew pets and why mochis are no longer allowed at World Conferences and everyone knows Arthur is totally whipped.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Limey and the Tramp by OrangePlum reviews
"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Little Things by Lily Winterwood reviews
Various BHL-verse drabbles/vignettes/what-have-you. Spoilers for Blurring House Lines and Nil Desperandum, as well as HP/APH canon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
Because He Would by fynnorian reviews
Never, ever click any link that Prussia sends you, especially if he's offering to "help you out." Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Chase On New Waters by enteryournamehere5 reviews
The crew of the Black Pearl needs the mightiest ship in the seas. Unfortunately, it belongs to Arthur Kirkland. The pirates set off to find Alfred F. Jones, the key to his compliance, unaware of what happens when one messes with the British Empire.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Designated Driver by Moczo reviews
America gets to see first-hand just how much of a BAMF England can be. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Which France Likes Spain A Little Too Much by TenshiXXX reviews
...And Romano decides that it's HIS duty to keep France's hands off the idiot! N-Not that he cares or anything, dammit! Spamano, One-sided France/Spain, FrUK, France/Everyone, France/Inanimate objects, France/The Floor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
And All That Jazz by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,954 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Return Policy by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If you don't like the quality of your product, or you just can't frigging stand it, return it for a full refund. Can we get an overnight delivery to Canada? Crack. Bashing of a certain singer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Dance with me by Happymood reviews
AU Antonio's hands roamed over his body, sensually, slowly, until they rested on his face, turning Romano to face him. Green eyes stared at him and Romano felt there was no one else in the room but him and his tango teacher. Spamano in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,713 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
From Ouran, With Love by And.These.Are.Lemons reviews
"Yes, this was the G8 Host Club. It was kind of pathetic, sure, but they lived this way, and they were a family." Crossover in which the members of Ouran's host club are replaced with characters from Hetalia. One-shot, too, guys.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
It's Magic by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America and South Italy are getting married, and it's all England's fault. Craaaaack. One-shot. Romerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
Crack by Kaede-tama reviews
Crack, sounds the breaking of a heart. In which Matthew is in love, and Alfred is painfully oblivious. Onesided Matthew/Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
In Gratitude by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew visits Lars, only to find the Dutchman asleep on the roof. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Heard That by OrangePlum reviews
After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You'd Never Expect It Of Him by And.These.Are.Lemons reviews
Ex. "It makes you sick to look at yourself in the mirror. How could he have done that? How could you have let that happen? Well, then again, that albino was a great kisser. Oh god, what are you thinking?" Don't judge me. Really. Please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Status: In a Relationship by Kaede-tama reviews
In which Matthew decides to announce his and Gilbert's relationship through Facebook, and in which chaos ensues. Matthew's starting to regret getting a Facebook account. Gilbert/Matthew, hints of other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
The First Time by crackberries reviews
Is always the hardest, especially when you're inexperienced. So Ludwig turns to big brother for help, even if it means venturing into his lair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
No Way in Hell by LightBender reviews
"I think we should move in together." "Sure-WHAT!" Don't agree to something unless you know what it entails. RusAm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,995 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Make Way for the Fireside by Verboten Byacolate reviews
When Prussia teaches Canada naughty German on the sly, it can only end badly. Or, you know. With sex. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Preggers by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Or, alternatively titled, why Alfred should always be prepared with condoms. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
It's Kind of a Funny Story by IlluminatedShadow reviews
America realizes he's in love with Canada, who doesn't really believe him, and, while this isn't really news to anyone, he finally does something about it. US/Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of a Teutonic Lover by GoxHaya reviews
For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 162,141 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Different Circumstances by EmieSmith reviews
Dumbledore always knew that Arthur Kirland was a special Muggle. So for that reason, he instead entrusted young Harry Potter's life in the hands of the knew, unexpected father.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain
Magic Trick by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Lifeline by cgal120 reviews
Alfred discovers Arthur's house in ruins, and soon finds out that Arthur has been abducted. Piecing together the clues left at the scene, and those being sent to him by the kidnapper, can Alfred save Arthur before it's too late? M for torture and more...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,445 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nil Desperandum by Lily Winterwood reviews
Hogwarts is all but a dream now to the Nations, especially for Arthur Kirkland as he faces Voldemort's totalitarian regime. Sequel to Blurring House Lines; follows plotline of Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,869 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
The Art of Coveting by Kaede-tama reviews
Ivan's scarf was long enough. It would cover three people. Oneshot. Human and country names used. Ivan/Matthew/Gilbert
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Ehrfürchtig by Shareq reviews
Prussia wants Germany's hot sausage. Not quite what it seems, but pretty close. Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Truth by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
A boggart is let loose in the World Conference meeting! Facing fears is harder than the nations realize, and winning against them almost impossible, especially for England. T for Turkey's mouth and kissing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2011 - America - Complete
Theory and Thunder by Tamer Lorika reviews
The Ottoman Empire has captured part of Venice, and now he is headed for Rome - but Spain will not allow his Rome, his Romano, to be taken away by anyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Brownie Incident by natcat5 reviews
The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Taboo by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Ludwig's heart palpitates unnaturally every time Mr. Vargas' tongue darts out to lick those luscious lips of his. But no, it's not possible for him to be falling for his teacher... is it? student!Germany/teacher!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is upset over the lack of born and bred Canadian pirates, Alfred makes things worse, and Arthur and Alfred decide to role-play as pirates to get back into Matthew's good graces. There is also a boat involved. US/UK/Canada threesome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Great Realization by sweet-and-simple reviews
Sequel to 'The Great Plan'. Mathis lives! Is his reason for existence to protect his maman? To form evil plans with his nana? Or simply to scare Germany's baby girl? And, WHAT? Japan's prego with Greece's baby, too? RusCan, GerIta, GiriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Great Plan by sweet-and-simple reviews
"YOU HAVE MOLESTED MY BROTHER!" "Da!" Russia giggled happily, rewrapping one arm around Canada's waist and drawing him close to his side. "He is really energetic in bed!" Their problems are only beginning... RusCan, GerIta, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Magic Works by EverythingIsMagic reviews
It's never too late to ask someone to the Yule Ball. AmericaxEngland. Harry Potter AU oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Venus, You Sly Minx by webcomix reviews
Lovino prefers to stay hidden in his garden than to speak to any of the men flocking to his gate. Unfortunately, one guy is too stubborn. Or just stupid. Probably both. One-shot. Rated for mouth. Inspired by the Roman myth of Pomona and Vertumnus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Babysitter by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred F. Jones was Matthew's babysitter when he was younger. And now, thanks to Gilbert, he's back to watch Matthew when his parents are away. Oh, and Matthew has the hots for him. AU, Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Home for the Holidays by orangepencils reviews
Matthew is bringing Gilbert home to meet his family for the first time and he's not looking forward to it... College AU FrUk America FACE family as well
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Happy Couple? by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France and England are hiding a deep secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Finding Him by Living in a fantasy reviews
You can be the straightest person in the world until you find that special someone. It is the feelings for that person that matter, and the challenges you are willing to face to be with them. A high school story of discovery, trust, and above all, love.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,440 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Little Red Riding Tomato by Lumoa reviews
I cannot believe I let my brother talk me into wearing the stupidest cloak in history...and who the heck is this wolf bastard who keeps following me all over the place! Ugh, as if the annoying woodcutter wasn't enough trouble...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
England's odd little secret by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
England just seems a little too un-manly. Could there be something else going on? Or could it have been that way all along... Gen-Flip. Fem-England x America. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,728 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
For Hire by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
What starts out as a routine assassination for Matt quickly spirals into a mess of conspiracy, secrets, and passion. With his life at stake, Matt has to choose which side to play for when there is no good guy. Matt/Mello AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,054 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Matt, Mello
Death and Chocolate by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
The first time Vash ever saw the kid was during a diplomatic visit to the United Kingdom. Hetalia kink meme de-anon. Switzerland/Mello. M for a reason.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Mello, Switzerland - Complete
Snowed In by Kitty Faerie reviews
England has caught a dangerous fever and the only person there to help is America. But when a horrible snow storm strikes the area, the two find themselves trapped in America's house. Will the two survive? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,573 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Special Gifts by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Italy is planning to give Germany a very special present for Christmas. Unfortunately, things don't go quite according to plan. Does this mean that Christmas is ruined?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Poland Wears Pink Underwear by Zelda-FF reviews
Poland likes Alfred, but he's too dumb to notice the hints he's been dropping. Includes blatant flashing on Poland's part, an awkward Toris, and a heat wave across the United States. USPol. Cracky.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Poland, America - Complete
Always Running Out of Time by a warrior queen reviews
The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,271 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
How to Fail Miserably at Guitar Hero by Val-Creative reviews
"Mind taking off your wussy dress and playing a big boy game with me?" Crack-ish. Prussia and Austria. Gilbird. Guitar Hero. A bust of Mozart. Requested by Hetalia Kink Meme. Standalone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Romano is not Rome's favorite grandchild. He is not Veneziano. But maybe he's blowing this a bit out of perspective; after all, he doesn't know how Rome actually felt about him also known as the fic where we find out how Rome felt about Romano . gen fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ancient Rome, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Holy Homosexual High School, Batman! by Skadiyoko reviews
Two new transfer students are about to join a reather..unusual group of friends. Will the Italian twins be anything like they imagine? Not at all. Gilbert, don't believe everything Feliks gossips about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,391 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
My Soul to Take by Canadino reviews
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray for God... Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
It's Me Following You by andthenshesaid reviews
Because, really, riding a train while wearing a wedding dress wasn't the best idea in the entire world, even if it was for the newly decided Love Of Her Life. PrusHung.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Sing To Me by Valkryie Cullen reviews
The Eurovision Song Contest of 2010, in the event if the countries themselves had to sing their song. Will it go well for them?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,845 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Addiction by whitetyger123 reviews
Alfred gets fed up with his perfect life and goes to buy some pot, not knowing that he would get attached to the dealer. Rated m for a lot of reasons rp written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
After The Mission by fringeperson reviews
What if Hermione was actually a Konoha shinobi - so deep under cover that she was practically a civilian while at Hogwarts? When she returns to Konoha, what will she have hidden up her sleeve with that wand? Don't own. Rated for violence & stuff later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,531 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Drink To That by Lumoa reviews
"Romano, I love you." "Y-You don't mean that bastard...You're d-drunk!...You won't e-e-even r-remember this in the morning!" "Romano, if I do remember this, which I will, will you kiss me?" One-Shot, rated for light sexual content and Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
America Has A Nice Hat by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Yaoi, CanUS. America runs his mouth and needs some sweet, sweet free Canadian health care. Written from America's totally awesome POV, fellow heroes. Don't be daunted by the length, because you know you like it long.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Throwback by MedicalNonsense reviews
Be careful what you say around people who have flashbacks, you might get more than you bargained for. Too bad for Matthew, Gilbert is one of these people and he wasn't always such a "nice" guy. What is a man to do when his lover of 5 years goes postal?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 133,268 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Miles To Go by Konstantya reviews
It's 1955. Austria has changed greatly from the war-mongering empire he once was. Switzerland on the other hand…hasn't changed a hair. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
The Horror Girl and Her Bright Creature by paynesgrey reviews
This is a collection of ficlets and drabbles for Kyohei and Sunako from the series, Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge. Influences will come from the J-Drama, anime, and manga. Ratings and genres will vary. In progress.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
White Horses by Konstantya reviews
Centuries of unrequited love for a nation like Russia will do funny things to a girl. AustriaxBelarus. (Now has a sequel, called "To Ride On"!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Belarus, Austria - Complete
Her Reputation Precedes Her by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Gillian's first day of kindergarten... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pat Down and Felt Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Exhibitions by crackberries reviews
Exhibition A: The wild nerd, having been egged on by his friends, tears it up on the dance floor. Exhibition B: The timid nerd sits on the bleachers, wondering if he should join.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
How to Woo A Tomato by pineapple desu reviews
You know it's crazy when a school is made for Truth or Dare and a Spaniard is trying to court you. Written with Data and Spot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Truth or Dare? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
White Winter by Gemini Star01 reviews
General Winter has kidnapped America and intends to keep him. It's up to Canada, Russia and the Nordics to mount a rescue mission; but the path is hard-going and there are dangers lurking in the ice unlike any they've faced before... a kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,427 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Commonwealth Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The sixth installments of my "Hearts" series. Lithuania and Poland's turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
You See, It All Started With the Economy by OrangePlum reviews
"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
The Art of Being Emotionally Detached by Save the Rave reviews
It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Wrongly Shelved by Canadino reviews
Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Red String Of Fate by kuroNshiro reviews
Arthur was able to see things that others couldn't. So when he was young, he saw it- the red string. Later, he learnt that it was meant for connecting soulmates. AU Hetalia FrUk GerIta SpaMano PruCan RoChu KorUs GiriKey introducing Netherlands/Poland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,952 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Patchwork by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,263 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Skyline by orangepencils reviews
Alfred sets up Matthew and his boyfriend, Gilbert, on a trip to New York despite the fact that Matthew does not want him to meddle in his love life. But the hero is just trying to help. Right? Right! Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Not Just a River In Egypt by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Romano wasn't the slightest bit worried when Spain failed to come home from work until very late. And he certainly wouldn't be caught dead coddling him after a bad day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Just Like Old Times by Hikari Kaitou reviews
As much as Prussia enjoys being free of all responsibility, sometimes he just wants to feel useful. And what better time to make himself useful than when his little brother really needs him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
Arthur was acting oddly, Alfred noted to himself, elbow on the table. How, he couldn't say. It's not like he was a creeper or anything. But something was off. De-anon from the Kink Meme; Serial Killer Prompt
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Choco-Loki reviews
Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,580 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Dis Papa by Capitaine Pickle reviews
AU: France in the 17th century. Francis, a marquis, has been living freely for years now. One day, a young child is brought to him and is said to be his own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,796 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
The Enduring Chill by Hikari Kaitou reviews
It was nice to know that Germany was there if Prussia needed someone to lean on, on the rare occasion he could swallow his considerable pride long enough to do so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
One Half Romeo by Emgee Kagamine reviews
They were complete opposites. Rich and Poor, Popular and Outcast-ed. But when they suddenly wish for a little change in their lives, they never expected to find each other. FrUK/USCAN/AU/HUMAN NAMES/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,609 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Northern Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The fifth installment in my "Hearts" series. Denmark and Norway's turn! High Shool AU I finally know what that means!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Those Magazines by crackberries reviews
One of which Romano catches Spain reading.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
NoFlippin'Way by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
All's fair in love, war, and dumb boy toys who need flippin' signs to tell them why our girls are mad. SasuSaku NaruHina. OOC Hinata. Based off of ohwhatsherface's For Serious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere Awesome by webcomix reviews
One afternoon, Francis stumbles across the last thing he expects to see. Prequel spin-off of World Wide Story, meaning fem!Prussia. Rated for mouth. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - France, Prussia - Complete
Me, Myself and I and You by miikka-xx reviews
Prussia sins three times before he finally gets it. PrussiaHungary. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Maple Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The fourth installment of my "Hearts" series. Canada and Prussia's turn! Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Nordic Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The third installment in my "Hearts" series. Finland and Sweden get their turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
El Diario Fantástico De Antonio Fernandez Carriedo by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
June 20XX. Part of Awesome Diary Series - Antonio writes in his diary about Lovino, Lovino, and how proposing to Lovino is harder than he originally expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Mediterranean Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
A companion fic to "Hearts" This time, it's Spain and Romano's turn. Rated for Romano's mouth. human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
We Play Pretend by BrokenComatose reviews
Hush, hush, we both can't fight it. Lithuania always knew he'd eventually fall for Poland, but so far, he's kept his feelings in check. Although, the sight of Poland in one of his too big shirts may just be his breaking point. ;LietPol, Yaoi, One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Matthew is Mine by Flagfish reviews
This is a very dirty story; twin brothers America and Canada have always been possessive of each other. Alfred x Matthew, Ivan x Francis x Matthew, Kiku x Matthew, Alfred x Arthur, Arthur x Alfred, Francis x Arthur. COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,143 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
A drunken wish on a star lands Lovino back in the time of pirates, and when he runs into a familiar face with an unfamiliar personality, he'll start to question his own heart. Pirate!SpainxRomano. Rated for language, violence, and maybe mature situation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
School Girl by illicit.azure reviews
AU. Non-massacre. "I really love you!" "I do too." There were some memories she just wanted to forget. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What The Hell Happened To You! by Raven Sforz reviews
One-shot, Yaoi, LietPol, smut. Based on the "While You Were Gone" strip. Poland catches glimpse of Lithuania's scars and throws a hissy fit over it. After that, their true feelings come to light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by ArixaBell reviews
Russia decides to kidnap America. Things don't go exactly as planned, since you can't really kidnap the willing. Eventual RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Russia, America
Blurring House Lines by Lily Winterwood reviews
Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 149,872 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
All Ill Need a Nurse by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Prussia… Is sick. Sick and at Austria's house for medical care. With is constant whining, overdramatizing, and… Prussia-ness, what lengths would Austria go to for him to shut up? … You'd be surprised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Please Come Back by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Spain has been held prisoner by England for months and Romano although not showing is beyond worried and scared.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Just a Park Bench by OrangePlum reviews
It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A lonesome October morning by ButterFish reviews
While driving to pick up Alfred at the airport, Arthur starts some hot fantasizing. USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Le Petit Prince by Choco-Loki reviews
England reads The Little Prince to his kids. A sidestory for Connecting the Dots. Might be confusing for those who haven't read CTD. FrUK Warnings: mom!England, crossdressing, no genderbending, fluff, yaoi, past mpreg. Contains CTD spoilers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Don't Blink by OrangePlum reviews
There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,393 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8087 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Honey, I May Have Shrunk England by OrangePlum reviews
Thinking England has been shrunken down by accident, America mistakes Sealand for his frumpy ex-caretaker. But Sealand doesn't seem to mind; not when he's recently become infatuated with his new American role model. onesided!Sealand/US US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
Tub Wars by Canadino reviews
This tub ain't big enough for the both of us. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Putting in the Effort by PsychoticDemonic reviews
His first thought was somewhere along the lines of "my kitchen is on fire". His second thought, which was actually the more disturbing of the two, was that Gilbert was in a maid dress. The same one he had worn for the albino's birthday. Prussia/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Wait, What? by crackberries reviews
You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
AustriaxPiano by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Hungary walks in on Austria when he's playing the piano. She realizes just how much he loves the thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Love And War by LoliTurk reviews
"When you find yourself attracted to a nation, conquer 'em and make 'em a territory. Chicks dig that. " "In that case East, consider this my declaration of war." Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Have You Met Miss Jones? by Choco-Loki reviews
America brings little Adrian and Mikhail to London for a school report. A sidestory for Connecting the Dots. Might be confusing for those who haven't read CTD. Rus/Am Warnings: mom!America, crossdressing, no genderbending, fluff, yaoi, past mpreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
The Commonwealth Games by orangepencils reviews
Gilbert discovers just how seriously Matthew takes any types of games as long as there's a Canadian athlete in them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Doppelgänger by crackberries reviews
Alfred F. Jones will not leave without Matthew Williams. Matthew Williams will not leave with Alfred F. Jones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Cradlerobber by Canadino reviews
Or No Idiot's Going to Steal My Son Away in an Act of Theivery or Cradlerobbing! Spain/Roma, Netherlands/Belgium; AU sequel to Powdered Sugar
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Seborga - Complete
Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bleeding Palms by Cambion Delacroix reviews
Sometimes being alone is better than feeling alone in a crowded room where everyone's together. Prussia/Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Prussia, Poland - Complete
Time After Time by prettyinpinkgal reviews
Oneshots and drabbles involving the characters of Dengeki Daisy. Mainly KurosakixTeru.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,150 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
True Believers by webcomix reviews
Splendid isolation is lame. That's why the BFT decide to tag along with Arthur to the rock show. Spin-off of World Wide Story. Rated for mouth but there isn't much of it, actually. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Stuck For The Fall by crackberries reviews
People are bothered, Prussia's a jerk, and maybe Canada's just a little to used to it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Brothers in Crime by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
When Romano doesn't approve of Ludwig dating Feliciano, he brings out the mafia. GerIta, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Brother Complex by whitetyger123 reviews
Alfred returns home one night to brag to his brother and ends up doing something he never thought he would. AU one-shot. Written for Senekisu. Roleplay by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for yaoi and incest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Kyuketsuki by WhiteCrow10 reviews
The town of Sima has always been looming the shadow of the feared Kyuketsuki mansion, a vampire said to live in the building's dark catacombs. Monster hunter Alfred Jones comes into the picture. Can he keep his eyes on his job? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,998 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Techno Rejump by KyuketsukiKokoro reviews
Matt's just your average, goggled gamer, but with a sudden decision on his brother's part, practically his whole life changes. But what can he do but accept it? Beware of lemon and self-lovin', MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,862 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Breaking by K a t r i x a reviews
Ivan wants Elizaveta for himself and he will do anything to make that happen. Guess all them invites for tea had a secret meaning huh? Ivan/Russia x Elizaveta/Hungary. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Russia, Hungary - Complete
My Firearm is My Friend by Jay1892 reviews
After the 9/11 attack America isolates himself, refusing to make contact with others out of paranoia that they too might turn on him. No one has been able to get through to him or make him stop sleeping with a gun by his side, but can England save him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Parties, Hats and Lists by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
Gilbert and Matthew discover that wearing costumes, getting stone drunk, and kissing your best friend might just be the remedy for a broken heart. Crazy one shot of no real plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Plastic Minions by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Prussia loves conquering of any sort. Sometimes that meant playing with plastic figurines and sometimes that meant playing with Canada. "Gilbert," Canada sighed, "What have I told you about total world domination?" One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Holy Roman Empire by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Italy had been waiting for the Holy Roman Empire ever since he had gone to war. After two thousand years, he had finally returned to Italy's side...wait, hold up a minute! Germany's HRE! Who the heck's the other guy and why is he claiming to be him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,562 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A job well done by Felicitous Fiction reviews
"V-Vanya!" Russia heard Gilbert scream from the bedroom. He froze in shock when he got to the door way and was able to see his albino lover. When Gilbert suddenly grows rabbit ears and a tail what's Ivan to do? What is the cause? RussiaxBunny!Prussia PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Talk of Tomatoes by crackberries reviews
Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Pure Night by Urikol reviews
What do you do when a man with frightening reputation wants you all to himself and would do anything to have you? RussiaxCanada mostly. There are others pairings as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Le Journal Magnifique De François Bonnefoy May20XX by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Sequel to Gilbert's Awesome Diary April, 20XX. Francis writes in his dear diary about life, love, and the fact that his boyfriend might be cheating on him with a certain American...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Bonus! by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Whatever Antonio had expected when Lovina called him and told him to come over, it definitely wasn't this! Apology soon-to-be two-shot. Spain/fem!Romano, Spamano, Antonio/fem!Lovino.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
God, Gold, and Glory by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Ever since Spain has come back from the Americas, he's changed. Romano wants to know why; wants to know what even matters to him anymore. everyone loves Dark!/Conquistador!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
You Were Not Expecting This by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Spain was decidedly good at finding Romano's weak points, not that Romano was complaining. Well, okay, maybe he was, but he always complained. Short Spamano one-shot, rated for Romano's mouth and fun Spanish antics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
An Epic Sorting by almost-alice5 reviews
When Death Note/Ouran characters get sorted at Hogwarts...interesting things happen...T for language. MINOR HINTS OF YAOI!
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Pas de Deux by Konstantya reviews
In which Russia uses Austria, Austria uses Russia, Belarus goes to the ballet, and a crack pairing happens. AustriaxBelarus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Austria, Belarus - Complete
Those Who Can't by ArixaBell reviews
To make some extra money for their countries, the nations take on a gig as teachers at an American high school. Written for TheFlyingPotato64, Second Chance's 100th reviewer. USUK mentioned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America - Complete
The Anonymous Package by I-Adore-Wuv-Stories reviews
Megumi receives a package with some interesting content in it: A sexy lace lingerie set. But Megumi doesn't know what it is and puts it on just as a certain lavender head walks in.
S.A - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Megumi Y., Yahiro S.
L's IQ Test by xDelfin reviews
xDelfin: Characters of Death Note take L's 'specialized' IQ test. Their answers will FLOOR you. First Death Note fic. First fic that didn't have an obvious yaoi component. AU-ish since all characters are in pre-pubescent form. ξήζσγ
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Following Up by PsychoticDemonic reviews
"I can do relationships and stuff too," Gilbert snapped. Alfred blinked at him. "Wait…you want to date me?" "Yes! I thought the vibrator and phone sex might've given you a clue!" Prussia/America, sequel to Checking In
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
France's Magic Book of Pick Up Lines by Emily-Of-Midgard reviews
"Damn, Lovi, It's got to be a crime to look that good" "Damn, Spain, It's got to be a crime to use a pick up line THAT bad" a Spain/Romano fanfic for my friends birthday. K for Lovi's potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Football Fever by April Ballad reviews
FIFA 2010: the final comes down to Germany vs. Spain, with Ludwig's pride and Antonio's happiness hanging in the balance. But...what's this about bribes, dives and back-door schemes? Spamano and Gerita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
25 Reasons why L is better than Edward Cullen by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
Read the title... absolutely hilarious! Do not read if you like Edward.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - L, Edward - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Never Going to Let Go by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
"Hey, Doitsu?" "Ja? Was?" Feliciano placed his hand over Ludwig's groin, smiling innocently. "Have you ever been touched here?" Ita/Ger Fill for the Kink Meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Mirror by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
AU, There is a very thin line between reality and insanity. Alfred may have crossed that line long ago... Alfred x Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/21/2010 - [America, Canada] - Complete
Regrets by Miirkaelisaar reviews
Arthur spends his week drinking himself into a stupor. And does something he'll always regret. WARNING: RAPE. Real names used, UK/Canada One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/21/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Networking by Your Royal Awesomeness reviews
AU. Michelle accepts Gilbert Beillschmidt's relationship request. Alfred is not pleased. Pru/fem!Can, FACE family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Communication Theory by orangepencils reviews
Matthew was just minding his own business, at his desk, when Gilbert walked in and threw him the craziest of questions. Innuendo, au
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A New Leaf by IlluminatedShadow reviews
When Arthur's magic goes awry and Matthew is turned into a girl temporarily, things don't quite go as well as they could, thanks to Alfred, and certain issues are confronted. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
TiK TomatoK by Thief of Life reviews
Antonio sings his own version of 'TicK TocK' by Kesha, and does not realize he's being watched...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I Just Came For Tomatoes, Damnit! by Jalice1718 reviews
Spain invited Romano over for some tomatoes...but where did he hide them? Kinky sounding, I know
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Corruption by Childish Sadism reviews
Arthur is not the nice and proper student that most people believes he is. Alfred knows his secret and is ready to destroy Arthur's reputation for the sake of other students. US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Nation, The Micronation, and the Boggart by Always Believe In Magic reviews
Hogwarts is so small that the only students are countries. The nations are seventh years, the smaller nations are third years, and Sealand is first year. This is what the boggart scene would be like if the students are countries. Poor, poor Latvia. :
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Guns with a Candy Bar by Mooncatcher reviews
Mafia AU. Denmark, England and Prussia set out on a mission. Fail ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Passing Grade by Felicitous Fiction reviews
Gilbert is a senior in high school and if he doesnt pass history he cant graduate will he be able to strike a deal with his teacher Mr.Braginski to pass or will he fail RussiaXPrussia AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Not That Much of a Bastard by Lunacy Edge reviews
"You are not like a rotten tomato, Lovi!" … "Even if you remind me of a particularly healthy and tasty one when your face goes all bright red from embarrassment... just like now!" - SpainxRomano / Romano's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Liebe und Krieg by Lady Charity reviews
During the war, Prussia takes Austria as prisoner. In an attempt to rescue him, Hungary infiltrates Prussia's military to take him down. However, she is torn between her loyalty and love for Austria and the mending relationship between her and Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
All the Colors in the Rainbow by barefoot11 reviews
Poland realizes his favorite item in the world was actually named after him. Lithuania is pessimistic. Drabble, no real pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Totally Awesome Double Date by orangepencils reviews
When things aren't going so well at home, Matthew calls his friend Feliks to see if he has advice for his relationship. What he doesn't know is that Feliks is having problems with Toris. The solution: a double date. PruCan, PolLiet, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Beautiful Story by Tanoshimi reviews
Lovino Romano Vargas is a suicidal designer who is unhappy with his fate. One day, he chances to meet Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, who turns his life upside down. Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,104 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
New Prussia by crackberries reviews
On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
That Song Called Love by LaurelNymph reviews
Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,119 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
No Really, The Worst Romance You Could Imagine by webcomix reviews
Matthew has to explain to his crazy girlfriend that he ISN'T cheating on her with a certain pop star. Warning: Story was written in a fit of inspiration and maniacal laughter. Fem!Prussia because she's AWESOME. Gagada for the win. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Land of Tree and Leaves by Triangular Prism reviews
Tsunade was already regretting becoming Hokage from the stack of papers on her desk. At least the strange man behind her provided some distraction...
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Leave With Me by dellums reviews
"You're kind of the reason they hate me, but as long as we're, like, hated together, it totally doesn't matter, right?" high school AU-PoLiet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
The Snow King by Shatterdoll reviews
Shortly after getting pieces of an evil mirror in his eye and heart, Alfred is spirited away by the Snow King. Matthew sets out to find him and bring him home. But the journey is long and the Snow King is not keen on letting Alfred go. AlxMatt,IvanxAl
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
A Very Special Relationship by Stormy-chan59 reviews
AU: Matthew is desperately looking for someone who can understand his miserable situation and maybe give him some advice. However, what he finds instead isn't all that unsatisfying. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Status by FortunesRevolver reviews
In which Gilbert uses the internet on Roderich's computer, and then goes to tell him about it. PrussiaxAustria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Pursuit of Happiness by whitetyger123 reviews
After the war, an American soldier comes back with a concentration camp prisoner. But can his devotion bring the troubled man back from the past? RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for language, mature content, and yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,711 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Would You Rather? by x-ticklemeblue reviews
Because X varies directly as Y. and once you piece it all out, you'll know that the answer is— love. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Painting by LePetitPappillon reviews
And that was his visage, his flesh, his clothing and his mouth, doctored into such a brilliant grin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,846 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Land Party by Childish Sadism reviews
England is finally willing to show some part of his geeky side but like always America just needs to show up and ruin everything! If computers could be people, Alfred would be a PC and England would be a Mac. UK/US. Geekyness. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Handcuffed by MsMattJeevas reviews
MxM, Matt and Mello get captured and are handcuffed to a pole together. Their initial escape plan is foiled and a different plan comes to mind. Rated M for violence, language, and smexy LEMONS
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Curls by IronicNarwhal reviews
As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Seven Sinners by dancer4ver reviews
Remember me. Touch me. Know me. Fear me. Give me. Feed me. Leave me. These are the cries of those that suffer. Rated T for language and sexual content. Chapter 7, Romano: Sloth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Second Chance by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"I think I'm still in love. Why did we ever break up, Artie? Me and Matt?" "You were being yourself." In which Alfred tries to win back Matthew who is still pretty bitter about being dumped in the first place. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,980 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - America, Canada
The Heart by Shatterdoll reviews
America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mindset by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt simply stared into those blue eyes, the little flecks of green in them catching his attention immediately, and he hardly heard a single word that came out those lips after the initial apology. That man was hot, was all he could think. MM Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Confessions of an Uchiha by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,338 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
THE EPIC TALE OF SUPER AMERICA by flying-mint-bunny reviews
This fic contains the quest of Super!America and Maple Man to retrieve the kidnapped Mc Donalds from the evil Dr. Doitsu and his sidekick, Pasta Boy. Guaranteed to make you go "WTF"! xD I got the prompt from the kink meme :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
A Royal Hoax by Shelly-Sells-SheaShells reviews
Traveling along with his crazy brother, a French pervert, and a pasta-loving airhead on a hare-brained scheme to fool the government was NOT how Ludwig wanted to spend the next month.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,943 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Say Yes to the Dress by SaraSeru13 reviews
"Liet! I, like, need you in the fitting room ASAP!" Feliks screamed from the other end of the phone. Toris is on a shopping vacation with Feliks. Lithuania/Poland Feliks/Toris. oneshot !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Nightmares by pineapple desu reviews
In which Romano has the scariest dream he has ever had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gilbert's Awesome Diary April, 20XX by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Written for the APH Fluffathon on LiveJournal. Gilbert writes in his diary about April Fools Day, the jerks he calls his best friends, and a cute Canadian boy who gives him maple syrup. T for Gilbert's atrocious language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Past Reflections by DragonWolfStar reviews
The Mirror of Erised doesn't show first-year Harry Potter his family. In fact, he doesn't recognize the image at all. But the reflection sparks something in his soul, and Harry starts remembering a life that isn't his. NO pairings w/Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Minato N.
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Awesome Advice by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Prussia decides to put up an anonymous advice column purely so he can screw around with the other nations' lives. Thank you to everyone who helped make this story a success!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,362 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Antonio by kuroi Honoo reviews
One-shot! Romano is singing a song for Spain. Oh what song will he sing? What is Spain's reaction? HINT: Don't call my name. Don't call my name.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/10/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Teenage Dream by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
What if Mello had taken Matt's hand? What if Mello had left earlier? What if Mello had learned to smile? What if...Mello had no regrets? Oneshot. MM. AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
October Thirty First by Atreyl reviews
In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Just Another Day of Our Life by JustDrinkTea reviews
Lithiuania is bored and Poland wants to watch his favorite soap: Days of Our Lives! Pointless fluff. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Dizzy Lizzy by freshia reviews
What is it they say about why little boys are mean to girls? "Gilbert. Why did you give me that nickname back in first grade? Dizzy Lizzy? The one everyone called me after that?" "...What?" PruHun oneshot. Implied Gakuen AU, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Brother Complex by MeowChan16 reviews
Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Filthy Gorgeous by fynnorian reviews
Ah, to be in 1804! France is celebrating his liberation of Poland, whose style of dress for the occasion France finds particularly alluring. Sexual content. France/Poland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - France, Poland - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Found You by Living in a fantasy reviews
"Seriously Mels, come here." Mello growled lightly and stepped inside, crouching down as he moved towards Matt. He paused when Matt spoke again, the redhead's eyes dancing with mirth. "Close the door." Because hide and seek isn't so innocent at age 13.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Eight Sides of Mello by Atreyl reviews
The next thing Matt knew, he was waking up in his bed, with a naked Mello beside him...and another Mello in the doorway. And another...and another. What the hell?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sheepskin Vests by Atreyl reviews
Matt never really got why some people dared to pair Mello with Near. After all, dogs make way better pets than sheep.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
All the Things I Hate About You by whitetyger123 reviews
With a job lined up in America, how could Arthur say no? Maybe the small detail about having to deal with a perverted Frenchman would have changed his mind. France/England, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture AU, rated M for YAOI and other stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,810 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
With love, Ivan by LoliTurk reviews
Russia sends a letter to Germany to thank him for giving up his brother. RussiaXPrussia GermanyXPrussia Drabble that might turn into a series. chapt3 up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Watch Me Burn by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Love was simply a chemical reaction in the brain.Love was as cold and twisted as the process that created the feelings; love was to feel pain and pleasure in equal amounts.Love was doing the impossible.He couldn't leave.And he couldn't stay.- MM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Roles Reversed by Atreyl reviews
My name is Matt. Matt Jeevas. I'm a fourteen-year-old orphan, also a genius. I live in Whammy's. My life was a fine, normal one, until that one night I switched bodies with my best friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,488 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ouran Death School Note Club by aep2398 reviews
Crackfic to the max. Just a story about what would happen if the members of our favorite host club met the Death Note crew. Rated T for language. Subtle joking hints of Matt/Mello?
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Returning Uchihas by Nakoujou reviews
It all comes down to Sasuke's final words. A series full of short stories of romantic sasusaku comedy if Sasuke's older sister Shizuka comes back. if you want a possible sequel for this, READ THE ANNOUCEMENT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 96,584 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chat Room by Atreyl reviews
Light, L, BB, Matt, Mello, and Near in a chat room, with the special appearances of fangirls and Mikami. This should be interesting.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
he she it by indelible reviews
Hungary's gender crisis, in six parts. Prussia/Hungary/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
I was made for loving you by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
He saw a tuft of red hair emerging from an old page representing some young boys gathered in front of a screen in Wammy's common room waiting to talk to L. "Hey, Mister Obata!" the small creature called, jumping out of the case and standing on the desk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Friendly Criticism by sasusaku779 reviews
An interesting character comes to offer dear Kishimoto some err...friendly? advice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U.
I Will Follow You by Atreyl reviews
He opens his loosely closed bag, searching for his ticket. Instead, he finds a card with the printed words Happy Birthday! written across the top in big red letters, a chocolate bar with a smiling face below it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Still Waiting by Scarlet Hanson reviews
Italy wants to say yes to Germany's proposal, but he promised he'd wait for Holy Roman Empire. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
One Night Stand by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred is in love with Matthew. Matthew is oblivious. After one drunken night, Alfred regrets his loss of control and says nothing, hoping to protect their friendship . Too bad Matthew actually wants to find the person he slept with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,481 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The RelationSHIT! by PrussianPunkie reviews
How Hungary and Prussia's relationship ended. Pure and total CRACK. Inspired by Dane Cook's "Cheating". Warning: TONS of swearing!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Eleven by Atreyl reviews
As he faces death, he starts counting. One...two...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Face the Truth by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt's life according to a series of coughs, blood and the absence of being able to say I'm Sorry. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
To Carry His Cross by Miharu is Haruka's Love Child reviews
Alone after the explosion, Mello finds himself in a place he thought he'd never return to, sneaking nightly glances at the face that haunts his dreams. But Matt isn't sleeping, and Mello can't handle the confrontation after all these years… Yaoi MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Band by A. Strudel reviews
Gilbert annoys Roderich an awful lot. Today was just embarrassing. Rated M just in case. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Galehus by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Here we go again. The Bad Touch Trio now decide--not entirely willingly--to turn their matchmaking skills in a more northward direction. Again, this just means chaos for the rest of the world. #5 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Arthur by Evandar reviews
Harry is thanked by a stranger-who-isn't on the day of Dumbledore's funeral. Oneshot. Gen. Hetalia/HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
You Lied by InsertSomethingClever reviews
"You said you'd never hurt me like they did. You're just like them." Sasuke/Harry slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can't Love Me by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
"Hey Matt I'm back." he called softly and was hardly surprised at the lack of response, there never was one anymore.- Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Herr Stick by Rocky and CG reviews
To jump on the bandwagon, I went ahead and wrote about Germany loving Herr Stick and the...complications that arise. A very very silly fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Für meinen Bruder by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Prussia goes to live with Russia after the Berlin wall is erected to protect his younger brother. Warning: Beating, Rape. This is Russia afterall, people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Tiszta Fehér by nostalchique reviews
Hungary enlists the help of Russia in trying out her "present" from France. Pretty much PWP and some mention of the recent Russian Spy incident. In no way do the actions of these characters reflect the country. Russia/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hungary, Russia - Complete
Closet Secrets by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*PruIta, Ger* Germany, suspicious and curious about how much time Italy and Prussia are spending together, decides to spy on them to make sure they're not conspiring against him. Unfortunately, he sees them doing something else instead. *smut alert*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Would you? by LoliTurk reviews
One night Gilbert asks his brother a strange question and their lives will never be the same. Based off of a fanvideo on youtube. Chap3 up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
We Do Not Speak of Berlusconi at the Table by puellanerdii reviews
Italy invites Germany and Prussia over for Sunday lunch. Romano disapproves, Prussia displays questionable taste in paintings, and Germany will not let go of the mandelbrot. GermanyxItaly, though the focus is on the laughs rather than the ship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Door to Door by Canadino reviews
Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Heavy Metal by AlphaKantSpell reviews
Austria actually loves heavy metal, especially when Prussia is the one singing it. Prussia/Austria fetish meme - need I say more?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Guessing Game by Blank Paiges reviews
Word gets out that England is supposedly in love. America is determined to find out who the object of Iggy's affections is, even if it kills him in the process. Insanity, matchmaking, and misunderstandings run rampant. What's a nation to do? US/UK, Fr/Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,853 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Giving In by UnnaturalKetchupTaco reviews
And then quietly, so low she could hardly hear, so low she wasn't suppose to hear, he whispered, "I wish I was him." One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
Undisclosed Desires by Zellicy reviews
Matt is working in a bar to take his mind off of his past. A lonely husband and a crime syndicate are among his usual patrons, but when a familiar blond enters the building, Matt's past catches up with him. One-shot. M for swearing and yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Guitars and Math Equations by The Second Side of Happiness reviews
Well, sort of. Lovino's grandfather signs him up to be a tutor in hopes of him becoming more social. When his first lesson is stood up, he gives up, goes outside, and gets quite the lovely surprise. ONESHOT!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Chains of the Heart by LoliTurk reviews
After a rough night on the town, Ludwig is drugged and wakes up in a unfamiliar place. Ties on his wrists keep him from leaving and chains on his heart keep him from wanting to. Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Changes Prussia x Austria by talinsquall reviews
Roderich forces Gilbert's hand. Gilbert finds out Roderich's darkest secret. It's all awesome. Prussia/Austria.Germany/N. Italy. Hungary/Ukraine.Romano/Spain. Shonen-Ai Pt. I , Yaoi Post-Part I , Possible OOC, Cursing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
This Dance by Sunny Day in February reviews
Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Taking Initiative by Kurisuten-chan reviews
Now under any other circumstances, most people would find it very amusing for a man in a pink miniskirt to tell someone to "Grow a pair!" but Toris didn't question it, it had been a long time since he'd seen his friend this worked up. Lithuania x Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Down the Awesome Bunny Trail by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert attempts to flee from his overprotective younger brother, who is convinced that something awful would happen the moment he stepped outside alone with those fuzzy ears and tail. AU setting. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,666 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
The Bet by Just A Realistic Dreamer reviews
Spain wasn't supposed to be that good. And Romano wasn't gambling ever again. FIFA fic, SpainRomano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Save the Drama for the Stage by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Arthur is a young screenplay writer and director who wants to make a name for himself, but will that be possible with a flirt like Francis Bonnefoy as his star? FrUK, and a whole slew of characters in roles you've never seen them play!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,951 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Because I Hate You by Glalie773 reviews
"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos by Konstantya reviews
At Auschwitz, Poland needs Austria's help. To make a dress. The laughter is, like, totally to keep from crying, bro. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Austria, Poland - Complete
Five Times by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta* It is not always Italy the one hard to understand. Sometimes, it's Germany the one who makes Italy facepalm. *crack*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sim by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
'Hey Mello, what size are you' Matt called out to him from his computer. Matt had been shouting out questions all morning as well,but only that one made him pause midway to a sip of tea. 'My.. my what' Mello muttered darkly. 'You know, bra size'
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Gold & Guns by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
It has been years since Mello left Wammys House... and years since he has seen his friend. Mello comes to realize that perhaps, he should have taken him along. MM Written for DiabolicaJeevas.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Los Campeones by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Romano didn't go to the final of the FIFA World Cup to cheer for Spain. Of course not. He just went because... because... uhhh...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
For You, I Would by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
RedOrange by Canadino reviews
Romano and Belgium watch the World Cup finals between Spain and Netherlands. This can't be good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Belgium, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Russian Roulette by Demon's sinner reviews
"If you play, you play for keeps, now take the gun and count to three." Feliks is sweating bullets now moving slow with no time to think as he take hold of the gun in shaking hands.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Empty With You by Loveless-slave reviews
Could it really be construed as rape if you like it? Rated for drug use.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Demon Siblings by Lord Retro reviews
HPxover Harry apparates himself to Konoha at the age of 6, where he befriends Naruto and Hinata. They train with Kyuubi to become powerful before Harry receives his Hogwarts letter. How will the wizarding world handle Harry the ONI ANBU? NiceKyuubi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,275 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
My Skin by MeowChan16 reviews
AU. Alfred finds Matthew, a runaway from a human trafficking ring, and gives him a chance to live a new life. Mostly AmericaxCanada with Hungary/Prussia/Austria Love Triangle and eventual PolandxLithuania and FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,244 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Proposal by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
He asked her to marry him. She said yes. Or well, something like that...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Niisan's Best Friend by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki has been in love with her older brother's best friend since a young age, but as the years past they have grown apart. She's convinced Sasuke hates her and that her dream to become Uchiha Sakura was a mere fantasy. Truth or Fiction? M 4 Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Best Friend's Imouto by halfkyuubikat reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has had certain feelings toward his best friend's little sister Uzumaki Sakura lately and they just won't seem to leave. Add in a little jealousy and you get Sasuke determined to make that woman his everything. M for lemons! Tag-along story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,494 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hardest by Qoy reviews
Prussia is now living at Russia's. After many 'punishments' he is finally an obedient pet, but... has his spirit broken completely? Is he falling for the bipolar Russian? And why is he wearing a dogtag? Yaoi, mentions of non-con and violence. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Drinks by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Yet another world meeting in chaos... little bit of PruCan at the end. America you idiot, starting a debate about drinks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Checking In by PsychoticDemonic reviews
The note on the box told Alfred that this was his present from Prussia, which he already knew, and that it had been a recommendation from France. The present itself was a vibrator. PruAm -round 2 is up as 'following up'-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
I Will Not Run by Tsarchov reviews
It has been two years since Kaname and Zero started going out. After this one night filled with pleasure, what is it that Kaname wants to say to his hunter?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Shared Secret by Oddle reviews
Even though neither of them showed it. They actually loved each other. Has the day finally come for one of them to make the first move?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Noise Violation by PsychoticDemonic reviews
"Mattie, I'm gonna get you a stripper for your birthday. You know, hot girl in a slutty cop costume knocking on your door saying she's gonna have to arrest you and then starts taking off her clothes." "Make it a hot guy and you've got a deal." PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Gilbert Makes Elizaveta's Story Awesomer by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
After barging into Elizaveta and Roderich's empty bedroom and finding an unfinished story, Gilbert decides to make it go from suckish to awesome. T for Gilbert's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
His name was Alfred by ButterFish reviews
Alfred is stuck in a nasty hotel room at night, and he calls Arthur to calm down. But Arthur tells him ghost stories, and Alfred gets even more scared, and soon he's in the middle of his own ghost story. Oneshot, if you squint you may see USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To Keep You by whitetyger123 reviews
Low self esteem. Bad past. Horrible self image. These are only some of the things Matthew deals with every day. AlMa, rp by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, AU. Rated M for yaoi and mature themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Love Stories Lie by coxcomb reviews
Germany's penchant for love stories had led him to believe he would lose his virginity in a particular way. Trust Italy to be the one to change his mind about such things. Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hold On To Your Hat by preusterreich reviews
Roderich is desperate for sex, so he goes to Gilbert. In return for sex, Gilbert wants Roderich to wear his bicorne hat from the War of the Austrian Succession. Roderich is not too happy about that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Wish of an Empire by Words sent from the Moon reviews
In the last moments of an empire, a voice calls out to him. A deal is struck, but for every wish granted there must be a price...
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Yuuko I., Holy Roman Empire - Complete
mad love by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attractive by lillialyce reviews
Oneshot. America was surprised when he found that, to some people, England was actually considered attractive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scrabble Shift by Ellarose C reviews
'Naturally, it was awkward. This was an experiment, he said, and I was simply a willing test subject.' AU of my modern AU in 'The Baffled King and the Idiot Hero'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Let's Play Pirates! by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Spamano. Spain goes to visit Romano because he wants to play pirates. Full of humor, fluff, pirates, and cheese cannons. That's right, cheese cannons. Rated for implications and Romano's potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Gilbrid is Awesome by SerasKucheki reviews
"I will teach you how awesome Gilbrid is." spat Prussia venomously as he crashed his lips onto the Austrian's. Austria thought running away would be a good idea until he ended up in the wrong room, saying the wrong thing. PrussiaxAustria Yaoi warning
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
How it Happened by PsychoticDemonic reviews
"You know," France said so nonchalantly that it was anything but nonchalant. "I've always wondered why Canada is on top of America." England spat out his tea. "Huh?" America asked, eyes wide. Canada groaned. America/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to use Language by AsianCutie93 reviews
ONESHOT, Cold war era, Ivan teaches Alfred how the Soviet Union has used language to their advantage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Please Be Quiet in the Library by Canadino reviews
Romano is protective, Feliciano is lovestruck, and Ludwig just wants to figure everything out without getting fired. High school summer AU, Gertalia, suggested Sparoma
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: House by Atreyl reviews
Matt and Mello are playing house. Of course, this is a totally innocent game, right? Wrong.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Boredom by preusterreich reviews
Gilbert, Roderich, and Vash get locked in a room together. Gilbert complains that he is bored, until he discovers a fun way to pass time. Did someone say "THREESOME"? D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Truth by ectotechgodhead reviews
AU. Elizaveta just wants to know...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Galeotto Fu Il Libro, E Chi Lo Scrisse by KivaEmber reviews
AU: A chance encounter at a coffee shop leads to Gilbert becoming a protagonist in Rome's pornography novel – after that, well, it pretty much turns into a pornography novel. Rome/Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Prussia, Ancient Rome - Complete
The Truth In Sleep by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Spain can't help himself when he sees a sleeping Romano on the couch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
You're No Fun by Shatterdoll reviews
Prussia worms his way into a World Conference where he is nearly bored to death by England. Later that night he gives one Mr. Kirkland a surprise visit to see if he's boring at everything... PrussiaxEngland, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
All Shacked Up by carofnerds reviews
PruAus smut. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Let My Anger Consume You by Tsarchov reviews
I won't give a summary, as it's really just a simple one shot, and if you don't like to see Zero suffering, than don't read it – because Kaname is going to make it so that Zero would never forget that night…
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Photograph by KSFWolfe reviews
That's right; Prussia had been at the wedding, too. / PruHun fluff, with mentions of AusHun. Romance or friendship...could go either way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Transfer Flight by Canadino reviews
With airplanes comes a slew of emotions: hate, anger, frusteration, apathy, anticipation, excitement, sadness, renewal. Thankfully, included in that litany is love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Million Years Comes Awfully Fast by aiiXael reviews
Poland decides that Russia looks entirely un-cute in his current wardrobe, and decides to replace the stuffy outfits with something far more fabulous right before a world meeting. Not historical in the least.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Russia, Poland - Complete
Welcome Home by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Prussia returns home to Germany, after many years, from behind the Berlin Wall. Rated M for actual guyxguy and swearing. My first fanfic with this type of content, so do go easy on me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Gott, hab Erbarmen by Inner-Hinata reviews
And so the choir cried out. God Have Mercy. Mercy too you all. One of the event's that took place during Prussia' captivity in Russia. Slight Historical Russia x Prussia Russia/Prussia Ivan/Gilbert Ivan/Gilbo. Rated M for Language and Sexual situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Meltdown by Unauthorizedx reviews
A Russia/Prussia fic very loosely based off the NicoNico video of the same name for this pairing. Yaoi, dub-con, and random cut-off from the smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit by Peridot Tears reviews
Elizaveta Héderváry has but one duty as a spy: seduce Hauptscharführer Gilbert Beilschmidt; and she would rather jump off a cliff, which both of them would be more than fine with. Unfortunately, Roderich would be more displeased with that than adultery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,711 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Ivan's HowTo Guide Of A Strong Economy by LoliTurk reviews
Welcome to Ivan's lesson on his nation's economic policy! Now hand me those chains...Wait, what? What do mean that has nothing to do with banking? Yaoi Now with communism!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Diamonds and Rust by Konstantya reviews
Someone makes good on a personal promise. Poland has no idea who, but since it landed him with a Chanel dress, he isn't about to complain. In fact, he needs to celebrate. And who better to celebrate with than your BFF? Implied Aus/Hun. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hungary, Poland - Complete
Friendly Relations by Dorkyducky117 reviews
"But… does that mean I can call you Gilbo?" Lovino asked, chuckling. Gilbert's face fell. "N-no… I don't think so. That would be completely… un-awesome," He said, shaking his head slowly. "Then you call me Lovino," The Italian said, grinning victoriousl
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Stalking by Dorkyducky117 reviews
Prussia is stalking Austria, when Austria notices and tells the Prussian to find a new hobby. However, Prussia's idea of a 'something new' isn't exactly what Austria had in mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Spostare by Canadino reviews
She was just one girl, one body in the whole human race, that made him realize he was undeniably, helplessly attracted to Antonio; and she was the one who stole Antonio's heart away. High school AU, onesided Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Katarzynki, or Something On Your Face by Ksiezniczka reviews
LietPol Fluff. In which Lithuania is trying to make katarzynki, and Poland is making this very difficult.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Why Hungary Likes Yaoi by wolfy1324 reviews
Oneshot of GilbertxElizabeta. Gilbert wonders why Elizabeta came to love yaoi so much and decides to ask...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Wolf and the Sheep by Viviraas reviews
Austria was his prey, and Prussia wasn't going to give him up. Prussia/Austria with hinted yet minor Germany/Austria. one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Gyspy Love by Canadino reviews
Romano does not like cougars. Apparently, neither does Spain. Sorry, cougars. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Boxing Day by llashan reviews
Secret Santa for ener. Request: *slapslapkiss*! Prussia gives Hungary a gift. She doesn't want it and hits him for suddenly saying/doing nice things, and to get her to shut up and stop slapping him he kisses her. Sexiness ensues, probably!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Besame Mucho by Venus Syrinx reviews
"So Romano," Spain said, "Besame mucho and make all my dreams come true?" This is so not happening to me DAMMIT! Spain x Romano!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Oh Captain! My Captain! by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is captain of the hockey team. The entire hockey team is a little in love with him. Enter Alfred F. Jones, Goalie Extraordinaire. Matthew kinda hates him. Alfred kinda loves him. Its going to be an interesting season. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Ice by Avie Raze reviews
It was a hot day. Kaname thought it would be a good idea to cool off with some ice. He also thought Zero should partake in his cooling off activities. Kaname X Zero. Yaoi. One-shot. Not Beta-ed
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Ganymede by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Is there something wrong with love? This is a tale of finding love in all kinds of ways and places, be it considered normal or taboo. Be sure to read the warning at the beginning of the chapter. Pairing: LxMello, LightxMisa, LightxMikami, and others...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,641 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - L, Mello - Complete
Noah Rain by Canadino reviews
n - The kind of rain that takes on almost biblical proportions. "Shall we build our ark together, Romano?" Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Dating by theVoiceInsideYourHead reviews
One-shot: Kuran... doesn't hate Zero.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Zero, Kaname - Complete
Perfect Strangers by Immortality Is Overrated reviews
This isn’t just your typical high school love story. No, not the love of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. It’s impossible for it to be typical. After all, they barely know each other, right? I mean, who would fall in love with a complete stranger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,785 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Courting by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*PruIta* Prussia is out to seduce Italy, and it's a foreplay that will leave him breathless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
A Kiss by Cheetah Goddess reviews
One small kiss can spiral, leading to exciting paths. Ludwig/Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 214 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Born Normal by ghibli22 reviews
Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
España by pineapple desu reviews
Spain's Marukaite Chikyuu upsets Romano for obvious reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Living wish by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta* A wish upon a star, if done by three people, might have enough power to turn the tables around in ways one couldn't expect… Austria, Prussia and Hungary wish for Italy's happiness, and…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,585 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Through My Fault by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
Because it's always been known that the forbidden things taste best, and tasting the best always got you addicted. Lovino understood that; maybe a bit too much. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Body Check by killer-fever reviews
A story I did for starshine1313 on deviantart. Check out her comic by just typing APH Body Check into the search bar.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Preußenschlag by LoliTurk reviews
Nazi!GermanyXPrussia Non-con Rated M for a reason! Ludwig tries to convince his brother to join the Reich and will not take no for answer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
What a Girl Wants by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Fem!Romano: Romano fails at making moves on Spain, almost as much as Spain fails at noticing she's making them in the first place.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Place Without Mirrors by something someone said reviews
Lithuania is a on a farm, wondering how the harvest will turn out, how he'll make peace with his surroundings and why Poland needs a bucket of paint and some wood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
The Sassy Gay Polish Friend by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Russia, Poland - Complete
I want to go to Austria by Je m'appelle Sky reviews
Hungary rambles on and on on how wonderful Austria is! She wants to go to so many places in Austria... Specifically... // Rated T for a reason! Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
I Like It by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
From the moment Mello had found him again he was never alone. He wasn't allowed to leave the apartment, wasn't allowed to do anything unless Mello stated that he could. Unless he was ordered to. Onesided MM. Character Death. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Running Passions by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
"A survey found that around a third of the adult British population has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion." England attempts to reason why France is unhealthy for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Like Morning by Konstantya reviews
Until 1919, it was Austria she turned to. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Liechtenstein, Austria - Complete
The Taste of Chocolate by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello loved chocolate. This, hopefully, was news to no one, because anyone who spent more than a few seconds in his presence would notice the way he treated the confection. MelloxMatt oneshot, Matt POV. Fluff and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Silent Place by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Final in the WSF series. Mello, after the incident with the Organization, is still working on living with the aftermath. Thats when the trouble started. A series of calls makes Mello understand that sometimes no matter how hard you try you cant escape your past.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,530 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Pretty Like A by VanillaSlash reviews
Loud nations like America didn't keep secrets; especially from their lovers. That was Canada's premise before he saw America in that skirt. Cross-dressing, twincest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Values Dissonance by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio has married Romano for the political stability during the Italian wars, but he knows Romano isn't old enough to have sex yet. So he'll wait. And when he IS old enough... well, Antonio is going to make it a night to remember. For hetalia kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Guessing Game by Valiant-Poptart reviews
If there was one thing you never questioned the almighty Kyoya Ootori, it was his sexuality.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,774 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Cherish by Childish Sadism reviews
I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kisses by Doc Scratch reviews
It wasn't as though he allowed the kisses because he liked them, that was simply ridiculous." Prussia/Austria one-shot. Fluffier than Hanatamago.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Not Children Anymore by IlluminatedShadow reviews
They were spooning. This was less innocent than the times Alfred would climb into his bed, claiming that he needed to protect Matthew. This didn't feel right. But this was still Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Teru's Message by fowlfan reviews
Teru emails Daisy for advice about kissing, leaving Kurosaki in an embarrassing position. Rated T just to be safe. Check out the sequel, Teru's Response!
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Abhor by Childish Sadism reviews
Who ever said you were the one to find me? I was the one who chose you, and now you're trying to run...? you should know better than try to get away. US/UK. Yaoi/Violence/Sadism/among other things.Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The NotSo Bad Touch by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Spain couldn't get to sleep, but oddly enough, that didn't bother him so much. France/Spain/Prussia, a completely innocent, fluffy Bad Touch Trio ficlet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Spain, France - Complete
Killing the Cullens by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
During a trip to Japan, the Cullens and Bella cross Light Yagami, who will do anything to protect his New World, including killing them. But how do you kill a vampire who can live forever? Rated for violent character deaths.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Interdisciplinary by Canadino reviews
Really, teachers get a lot of flack, but they're not so bad, especially if they can hardly speak and/or they happen to sleep with their students...AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Changement by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Bloodlust, Lust and Love by mintry1295 reviews
Kaname loves Zero but doesn't know how to say it. When he cannot take it anymore, he decided to tell it... by force.Yaoi. Rated M for Lemon Gah... I can't think of a better title sorry.... This fic is requested by DarkenedDeathAngel.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Strange Travelers and Stranger Nations by yoni-mieru reviews
England gets the shock of his life when a group of strangers fall right out of the sky and land on his porch! And... is that rabbit on his head wearing a red earring? Country and human names used for the travelers' sake... R&R!
Crossover - Tsubasa Chronicle & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Clone Syaoran, England/Britain - Complete
21st Century Breakdown by Canadino reviews
World War Two was a long four years. This is their story. Well, I just wanna see the light!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,018 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Two Problems by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Sequel to "I Know". Prussia... Is seriously troubled with his sex life. Austria really kept his word, Prussia was always bottom! And Roddy doesn't really do kinks... Well today, that's all going to be rectified! Prussia is going to top in kinky sex!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
I Know by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Oh, really?" Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. "And what makes you say that?" - "Because," Prussia smirked triumphantly, "every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Memory My Canadian Savior by MedicalNonsense reviews
The PruCan companion to Aftermath. After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prussia is a mental and physical mess but seems to respond well to a blonde Canadian. From past to current, Prussia and Canada's gradual relationship change over time. Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,519 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Naruto and Hetalia by Shea Rya reviews
Comparing some characters from Naruto and Hetalia.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
What Happened to You? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Even after all that you've done, I still love you, Germany. -WWII fic, Germany/Italy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Game Over by Hope-no-Less reviews
If you don’t consider this happy then I don’t know what this is called. YahiroMegumi
S.A - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Yahiro S., Megumi Y. - Complete
Hitsuzen100 by Hiruma Musouka reviews
What can be said in 100 words? 02 "...their worst tricks happen after you accept something!" 05 Some things are easier to notice on the outside. 07 Give me a boy until the age of seven- 11 ...Yuko’s not the only one with magic.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Yuuko I., K. Watanuki - Complete
The Beastly Beauty by Vampire Scooby reviews
Even with his horrid personality, he was very beautiful, so people called him Beauty. When people called him this, he smacked them so hard that they forgot what ‘Beauty’ meant." Fractured Fairy Tale. Spain and Romano as Beauty and the Beast.Sparo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Volturitalia by K.Henderson reviews
Once every year-Italy visits the Vultori to make sure that they aren't trying to take over Vultera. Edward and Bella are trying to convince the Vultori to let her live as France conquers vital regions. Interactive story I write your requests!
Crossover - Twilight & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, France - Complete
Payback by PsychoticDemonic reviews
Arthur had gotten the customary birthday presents this year same as he always did. Spain got him tomatoes, the Italies got him pasta. Also, as per usual, Alfred hadn't sent a present. That is, until the door bell rings at 8 AM the next morning. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Only For You by IlluminatedShadow reviews
And yet, as Antonio stood, warring with the beast and silently loving the foul-tempered, spoiled yet endearing child, Lovino carried on, leaning closer to the girls, eyes at half-mast, flashing that beautiful smile. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Whiplash by Ellarose C reviews
“Just remember, I own a Rottweiler, a variety of machine guns, and the blueprints to your house. I would be extremely careful in anything you tried to pull off.” PruCan two-shot with protective America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Little Black Dress by Seynee reviews
Because love doesn't have to be complicated. Sasuke discovers just how simple things can be, and Sakura? Sakura wears a sexy black dress. Not helping, Sakura. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blackberry Addictions by kandylicous reviews
Really Forehead..It's simple math. Naked Sakura plus Horny Men equals Mad Sasuke. Sasuke x Sakura One Shot. RR. Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I could pass for L by Ambyrawrawr reviews
BB attempts to break L, but after months in an asylum, he can only think of one way. ONESHOT!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Collision of worlds by Scurryfunger reviews
kagome and haruhi run into each other at the supermarket along with their respective friends, problems ensue. one shot
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Kagome H., Haruhi F. - Complete
That's What You Get by julien-schu reviews
In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Unhuman by Ambyrawrawr reviews
Light finally kills the man who had plagued his thoughts for months.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Light Y., Edward - Complete
The Best Song by Mendaciloquium reviews
Roderich and Gilbert hated each other. The always had. Well, that's what Roderich thought, but everything changes when a certain Prussian decides to tell Roddy what he REALLY thought of him. No matter how hard you squint, no plot. Pure PrusAus smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
skeptics and true believers by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Things always had a way of treading the thin line between disaster and perfection. Of chances, believing, and not looking before you leap. [Sequel: "La Gaudière"]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete