Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi. I'm obvious things are obvious formerly known as troublesomegurl uchiha.
Name: just call me Paula
Birthday: January 14
ALL ABOUT ME:
So hi, I'm still a lazy procrastinator but a lot of things had changed (sorta) since I last updated this. I'm still as random as ever and while I still love Hetalia to bits and pieces, I have also grown to appreciate other fandoms of other varieties as well. Not that I'm gonna leave Hetalia because I won't. I'm been addicted to UsCan for a while now because nothing can go wrong with twincest imo *shot* I already have a job (YAAAAAAAY) which makes fangirling all the more harder now that ever before. OTL I still try as much as I could to fangirl just as often.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
China (Wang Yao)
And now for some other countries!
Canada (Matthew Williams)
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
9/10 for Romano. I am not as red as a tomato, dammit! TROLOLOL
Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic fic?
Italy/Japan? Not yet. I haven't really seen any fic with the two of them here or even in the kink meme. Or does a tentacle fic count? TROLOLOL
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Oh he's hot alright. AWESOMELY HOT. Kesesesese
3) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yes, especially that one where he was a whore, I think? And the Italy was a priest and yeah... It was awesome. But still not yet finished. OTL
4) Would seven and two make a good couple?
I have no idea. I think not really, but then again I've seen Canada/Poland and the fic being awesome so who knows?
5) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?
Canada/Austria or Canada/Germany?
Maybe Canada/Germany? But then, this would be wangsty and probably be a WW2 fic. Because Canada kicked some serious ass back then.
6) What would happen if Seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Spain discovering Prussia and Austria in a secret relationship.
I think Spain would be like "Prussia! I never thought you were fucking Austria!! Fusosososo" then he'd go back to bugging Romano again. LOL.
7) Make a summarry of atleast twenty words for a two six fic.
"They're bloody horses!" "No they're ponies! See?" England wanted to ask himself again why he even wanted to have an alliance with Poland.
Fail is fail. OTL
8) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Maybe? But then again if there is, I haven't seen it yet.
9) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
There's Nothing Wrong with Being a Tsundere It's a fail. I know. OTL
10) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
TEH AWESOMENESS COUPLE. \o/ I'd like it to be an AU kinda adventure plot for them. That or a high school humor fic.
11) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Spain het yes, but with Firi-tan. Yeah, my friend's a little on the patriotic side. LOL.
12) If you wrote a song!fic about nine, what song would you choose?
Hmmm. Probably 'In the End' by Linkin Park especially during the World War times.
13) if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Smut, alcohol, swearing, ponies and the color pink LOL
14) What pick up line might eight use on five?
I can't really imagine somebody as prissy as Austria doing this but what the heck. "You know, I have really good hands." OHOHOHOHO
15) Challenge: Write a drabble fic for ten/eight.
Austria sighed once again. Italy was certainly starting to grate on his nerves on his rant about Germany and pasta again.
"Italy, is there any particular reason why you had to interrupt me while I'm playing?" he can't help but asked irritably.
"Ve? Oh yeah! Austria-niichan! I wanted to ask you if you still had my stuff from before? Ve!" Italy asked.
Austria can't help but sigh nostalgically for a bit. It really had been a long time ago since Italy had been under his care. He knew that this day would come but he couldn't shake the sad feeling away. It had been a while since his house had been visited by anybody aside from Hungary and Prussia.
"Wait here. I'll just get it from the attic," he said before disappearing from the music room.
As he had gotten Italy's things from before and given it to him he can't help but wish that they would go back to that time when he had a family with him. As twisted as it was, it was still a family.
"Italy, do come by more often, would you? You can also bring Germany here," he said to Italy as Italy bid him goodbye. He couldn't help but sigh once again as he began playing another song. Just a tad bit more melancholic than the one that he was playing before.
-- Because Austria is Team Dad. :D
16) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Spain would be confused as to how he got himself to Eastern Europe on his way to Romano. Lithuania would probably stutter some apology and get as far away from Poland as possible while Poland would say something like, "You do know that you are like, totally interrupting us right?" LOL
17) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oh, I've seen this really good Romano/Canada fic but then it was Romano topping so it's a bit different. But then again, I could take it the way the author of that fic did. Or I could do an AU where they'd be friends first and Romano's one of the only ones able to remember Canada and it would probably be a multichapter fic if ever I do end up doing it.
18) Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
I don't think so. They're kinda scared of yaoi as it is. -_-
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not really but my best friend is a major PrussiaxHungary fan. :D
20) Does anyone on your friends list draw eleven?
Not yet, maybe I'll ask my best friend to draw a Hungary for me. But then again, I want a Spain first.
21) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
I could write a Poland/Canada with Japan getting off on their pairing but that's about it.
22) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
It's either "PASTAAAAA!", "DOITSU!" or "Please don't hurt me, I have relatives in *insert place*!!" Yeah...
23) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Oh that Giripan fic in the kink meme where I think Greece is some sort of mythological creature or whatever. What it's called escapes me right now so sorry. :P
24) What is Six’s super-secret kink?
England? Oh, I bet it's roleplay and bondage. Or maybe that's just what I like to see him doing.
25) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
Hungary and Germany? LOL. I'm thinking drunk, otherwise she would force some other male nation to shag Germany like I don't know, Italy or maybe Prussia or maybe even Austria? OHOHOHOHO
26) If Three and Seven got together, who tops?
Prussia and Spain. Hmmm. Interesting. Maybe Prussia? Just because he won't let his awesome self be bottom and Spain would probably just go with it being his usual self. LOL
27) “One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.” What title would you give this fic?
Romano and Germany are in a happy relationship (oh shit this is not happening EVER) until Germany suddenly runs off with Canada (who?). Romano, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hungary (and here I thought she was a fellow yaoi fan) and a brief unhappy affair with Lithuania (what the hell?), then follows the wise advice of Japan (because Japan is old and therefore has much more experience than him *remembers that Giripan strip* OMFG LOL) and finds true love with Poland (who, like, bumped into him while Popo was shopping and he was about to buy some tomatoes).
Tomatoes and Ponies. Just because. LOL
28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Spain/Austria? Well, if you think about it, it IS canon. You can even prove it historically and stuff (Habsburgs). Well, I don't know. I guess I'm fine with it although I do prefer Spain with Romano (or England OHOHOHO) and Austria with Hungary (or Prussia or Germany kesesese).
29) What would Twelve and One be like in a relationship?
Lithuania/Romano? LOL. Poor poor Lithuania. That's all I can say. But then again, I think Romano would be a tad bit nicer to him since he really is woobified as it is.
30) Two and Ten: Totally crack or canon?
Poland/Italy. It's canon but only platonic. Because they're like, only friends, you know?
31) Is four het or slash better?
Cana-who? LOL. I prefer slash. Because he does work well with Prussia plus the place New Prussia in Canada just can't be ignored. ;) And there are also lots of lovely Americest and UKCan out there as well as Franada. So there.
32) Have you ever read any fanfiction of Five and Eleven?
Japan/Hungary? Well, there are a lot of fics about them. Only, they are playing matchmaker on other pairs. LOL
33) Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is after Eight and Nine!
Well even if Pirate!England totally pwned the Spanish Armada back then, Conquistador!Spain is still freaking scary and he COULD take on Austria and Germany anytime.
34) If Eight was to cosplay, what would they be?
Austria? I have to say Kyouya Ootori from Ouran. Because the first time that I did see him in Hetalia what came to my mind was "Hey, it's Kyouya! Only he's a lot less scary and he can play the piano!" LOL
35) How many beers would One have to chug to go after Twelve?
I think Romano is the type to get drunk fast (like England, because tsunderes get drunk fast, at least in my head canon LOL) so I think it won't take much before he mistakes Lithuania as Spain. LOL
36) Would Three make a good couple with Six? Or a better couple with two?
Prussia/England or Prussia/Poland? I'm gonna have to say Prussia/England because there are some good ones out there about them and I think they're just epic together in general.
37) Six and Seven have to go n a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting “distracted” halfway through?
England and Spain? By distracted, do you mean Spain trying to drown England in vengeance for his armada? Because I can totally see that happen. And I can also see how England would try to play 'pirate' on Spain. OHOHOHOHO
38) Pick a Disney film to represent Ten and Two.
Italy/Poland? Maybe 101 Dalmatians? Only this time it's 101 Ponies and with Pasta? LOL (I'm lost, sorry)
39) if Three and Eleven are doing S&M, who’s the sadist?
Prussia and Hungary? I'm gonna say that Hungary is a dominatrix in bed. So there. LOL
40) Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Hmmm. Maybe something like "Now" by MYMP. Just because it's cheerful and I think Spain would be the type to stop Lithuania from worrying about anything and just enjoying the present.
41) is there and evidence of four/twelve?
Canada/Lithuania? Aside from the fact that they are both woobies? I don't think so. And their only connection would be America due to Lithuania's outsourcing back then.
42) How hot would seven/three be?
Spain/Prussia? Well, they are both hot individually so I'm gonna say 7 out of 10.
43)If seven walked in on two and eight perfoming, shall we say, “interesting” activities, wh t would their reaction be?
Spain walking in on Poland and Austria performing "interesting" activities where interesting meant Austria playing the piano and Poland doing a ballet while wearing a pink tutu? (Don't ask. I just don't think that both of them would do that stuff. Or maybe that's just me. Meh.) Austria would probably ask why Spain is interrupting his performance and then Poland would go, "First, you, like, interrupt me and Liet and now you are, like, interrupting me again! Like, I totally did not do anything wrong to you at all."
44) What’s one’s secret kink?
That's quite simple. Conquistador!Spain. OHOHOHOHO
(Hell, I think everybody in the fandom has that for a kink along with Pirate!England. Don't even dare deny it. Kesesesese)
45) How about twelve?
I'm gonna say crossdressing males. Oh wait that's POLAND!!! OHOHOHOHO
That or BDSM. And I am so blaming that on Russia. -_-
46) Or perhaps 10?
Italy? I'm gonna say bondage with Germany. OHOHOHOHO
47) What title would you assign a one/three/five threesome?
You Can't Stop Awesome
48) How about two/four/six?
Wait, Isn't This Like, Just a Pair (yup, I think Popo would totally forget Canada. LOL)
49) Or even seven/eight/nine?
Lost in German Paradise LOL
Live dangerous…Run with scissors.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the electronic device to get it to work again
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train headed your way
The only way to make my PC faster is throwing it out the window.
If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!
In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate
And then the water parted...and then the fishes died...
There is no such thing as darkness, only absence of light...
Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional
I am temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, you better catch up!
I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight
Darn! I thought I had hidden the pitch fork, and did anyone notice the tail.
Don't dissect frogs... dissect elephants!
You are too sarcastic for your own good!
I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind, but not my brain I need that.
Must press the Red button!
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
What doesn't kill me... Had better start running.
Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.
Bad stuff happens, mostly to me, so don't worry.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
You can't fix stupid.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
If you are a serial killer,get the heck away from me! If you are a cereal killer, get the heck away from my Cheerios!
Even though he's gone, you can still hear the stupid.
Wake Up, Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
I did not hit you...I simply high fived your face.
Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round!
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
Experience: That most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn!
I'm bored ... run for your sanity.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I am a grown up. Except, grown ups don't call themselves grown ups, they call themselves adults, so maybe I'm not a grown up yet. But that's okay, you get away with more if you're a kid.
The more I think about, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.
Of course I'm out of my mind... It's dark and scary in there!
Life is like a corndog. I don't know why. It just is.
On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin!
Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?
Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe.
I hear voices in my head, but that’s okay. Most of them are pretty nice
I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!
I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over
smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone
if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your butt, why are they named the way they are?
i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
tell the truth and run
if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder
everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends
I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! And gets to sleep in a few hours!
When in doubt, make up words!
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! (My freind lives by this ever since I told her. LOL I call her cool for fun.)
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
My nails can cut through human flesh and make it BLEED! AWESOME!!
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
if you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
Remember: It takes 42 muscles to frown at a person and only 4 to extend your middle finger.
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